Willy Wanker and the Chocolate Factory edition
going to watch a 2 hour video of my tv spying on me
right wing british nationalist group not controlled by israel challenge: impossible
got the frasier on haven't i
Are any of you lads supporting us this season? I'd like to think so. We're doing well so far so I'm sure your well-wishes have played a part.
>>224529489lmao fuck off pallyboy
>>224529490she's incredibly fitwould let her murder my children to get a good shag from her
>>224529440what are you talking about?we are not in the same boat at alli've spent over 15 years doing all the "bare minimum" things u've been doing and much beyond thatyet you think we're in the same boat, we're notit's like the difference between the benefits scrounger and the guy who works minimum waged job for 15 yearsi've been working it still has failed for meyou've done sweet fuck allwe are not the same
>>224529505me when i’m in a cutaway getting the electric chair
>>224529505any last words?
Feeling depressed today
>>224529511grow up
bulldozing african mud huts and setting up American style shopping malls
>>224529511No, the idea is to get her to do what she did and then impregnate her with a superior child that she raises to adulthood because you are genetically superior to the previous impregnator
>>224529518Maybe it's just not for you. Have you tried prozzies?
>>224529528https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFAT8_5hPWA
>>224529489Seems you forgot about Restore lad.
>>224529506seriously why is every british group impossible to serve british interests without being infiltrated by israel? is it because working class lads are so desperare for cash that they're cheap and easily bribed or what is it
we're all in the same small boat
Leftypol 180ing on his stance on Israel controlling everything? Or just the things he doesn't like
women will tell you to shower and shave if you want a gf because it's that easy then go date asmongold
BlackedBritain
it's literally the same boat
you hopeless incel freaks should give up
>>224529567i was thinking of this when the guy said he was brushing his teeth and exercising to get a gf
>>224529528behold, Africa without KKKolonizer RorKKKes…
Watching the 5 hour video on the history of the no A button press challenge in Super Mario 64
>>224529565Forgot to mention in my post but I am transgender (mtf) and brown btw
>>224529551what the fuck are you on about, how was yesterday 'serving Israel'.You are mentally ill, get off the internet you're only doing damage to the cause.
nth for the holodem
for me, it's never answering 'yes' to a question and instead saying 'affirmative' in the voice of K9 off of doctor who
>>224529461the three things that had the most noticeable effect on the way women reacted to me was>short neat haircut>skin routine>losing a bit of weightbeyond that you just need to practice talking to girls as much as possible, try and make them laugh and also be a little flirty with them even if you don't fancy themThe positive attention/comments gave me a remarkable confidence boost which eventually lead to me actually asking one out, and although it lead to nothing the fact it actually worked at all boosted my confidence and self worth even further, it's like a snowball effect
>>224529589i’m not ok
>>224529584
>>224529596because the figure heads of it are literally paid by israel lol
I live in Holborn & St Pancras so will get to vote in the by election. Put simply, I will assess the polls beforehand, and if Zack could actually win it, I will vote Labour to stop him. If it is comfortable that Labour will win anyway, I will vote for the biggest schizo on the ballot, as I usually do.
little runt got to drop (at least) three fresh semen-bearing loads into that hot schizo babe's pussy
yahud on madone
https://youtu.be/TZMoQjvoICEthe bludclart choonz are on aren't they
>>224529615You'd let a 60 Year old Muslim man have sex with your teenage sister if i told you Israel didn't want that.
>>224529600absolutely insane there's people ou tthere who dont do all those things + being clean/clean clothes/not dressing like utter shit
>>224529615danny thompson was bought for £30k which is comically grim, at least tommy robinson milks them for a couple million
good night of music
>>224529601I know you are
it's a gay porn life for usit's a gay porn life for us'Stead of treatedWe get tricked'Stead of kissesWe get kicked
Colossal dinghy expected to arrive in the UK any day now
>>224529653you jus tknow it's gona cost like 60 quidso expensive
>>224529645I didn't bother putting effort in because I was thinking "there's no point" like this shitty meme image suggests>>224529567I'm here to tell you that is absolutely false
Me on my way to write in “Adolf Hitler” on every single line of my midterm ballot from Senator to local school board member
>>224529662It's ok Tommy Robinson is against it so rorke is refugees welcome nowThose pesky Israelis and their reverse psychology
>>224529678:D
>>224529678me the architect on the bottom and my gainer gf on the top
nothing will ever happen because we as a nation aren't built for the level of disturbance required to force change, look at last night everyone was talking about doing shifts across multiple days to make sure those coaches of migrants don't leave the ports police issued a dispersal notice at 3am and everyone had left by 3.30 lol, unfortunately we as a nation haven't got the heart for it and they probably know that which is why we're so easily exploited
>>224529523cam here
>>224529698immeasurably based
>>224529702can't vote or peacefully protest our way out of this one unfortunately
Me and the zogbots combining into a giga zogbot like gundams
yakubean dialectics
>>224529720they needed to call their bluff, they literally don't have the capacity to arrest 500+ people
hop on the /brit/scord mousey is having a fit over being banned from the twitch
counter-jihad slop is insanely retarded because the gcc countries are a core part of the zionist axis and american imperialism depends on the petrodollar. incidentally, it’s saudi arabia that funds and promotes the most extreme forms of islam in europe and around the world
>>224529673yes that's my point virgins by "choice" i.e. those like you who did not even do the bare minimumare entirely different to incels like me who have put loads and loads of effort in hit on hundreds of girls etc yet still cant have sex or get a gf because we are hindered by being short and unattractive despite haircut grooming working out fashion sense etc etc
This was the largest dinghy yet, who is funding these dinghies
>>224529718that’s a fake map, here’s a real one
>>224529718shouldn't the og 13 colonies be the united states?
anyone else watch those home inspection shorts? bloody love those me
>gcc countriesthought this post was gonna be about countries that use the c++ compiler
stupid foid
Shrinking canada
Boil the bleeding oceans and capsize the dinghies NOW
Why do normgroids like Gordon Ramsey so much? He's just a nasty cunt who can't even cook that well.
>>224529718should've just zapped quebec out of existence rather thank likklemanning the whole country
>>224529774Tell your mum directly. Not us.
>>224529793holy cope
>>224529793he’s entertaining
>>224529793goyim love their slop, do NOT get between the goyim and their slop
Pattern recognition tells me this man is going to poison my well and eat my children
can see why arch linux users are tranniesyou slip on some long socks and your dick twitchesnext thing you know you're installing arch and getting fucked in the arse
>>224529766great post
>>224529808Grilled cheese
>>224529793most chefs are nasty cunts it’s a very tough industry
it is kind of funny how jews had everyone convinced for 80 years that everywhere they went for all of recorded history everyone hated them and it was never their own fault, it was just some bizarre metaphysical force called antisemitism possessing their neighbors
a very wrinkly man isn't he, gordon ramsay
>>224529851um
>>224529774oy vey the moyim are protesting
>>224529861boomers were mindbroken by the holocaust propaganda
>>224529851ok I will buy it
NEET freak day today is it
i'm not a tranny
>>224529861you have an entire board to cry about jewish “niggas”
wow in america it's already 7/11
>>224529892based KDE user, I also use KDE on Arch btw
FIX THE LEAKS
>>224529892biggest mistake in my life was buying an nvidia graphics card which totally fucks up everything on x11 every time they upgrade it and then i have to spend a day fixing shit
>>224529851can just imagine the blokes in the reviews leaving picturesgrim grim grim
>>224529851
>>224529942why do they do it lmaolike yeah i also buy this shit but i wear it to fetish clubs not posting nearly naked photographs on etsy or whatever
do you think i should read war and peace
>>224529901still haven’t watched it never willfuck pozflix
slavery
wish wish WISH I could go back to 1980s soul before the internet rotted people's minds
>>224529755>who is funding these dinghiesChina builds them for the predominantly Kurdish gangs that facilitate all aspects of the illegal migration racket
>>224529964you vill beg to be employed and you vill be vorked like a slave
>>224529964that seems good. do they pay for the trial work?
>>224529963if you were born in the 10s you have to watch it if you want that gcse in english
I don't want to be vored
might start larping as alain delon
controversial opinion but i dont think the boats are the biggest problem the country faces, and people voting for a party based on one matter will do more long term damage to the country than a few thousand illegals will
>>224529941Nvidia on Linux as a whole is a bit of a headache despite what Nvidia shills will tell you. Went AMD for my gaymen build and it's 999x better.
>>224529992screamso grim
>>224529960if you can’t read it in the original russian which i estimate is a 99.99999999% chance of being true for you, don’t bother
a football trials 2 hours and this is 2 days lmao
Reddit is that way *points directly into my bumhole*
gcse english was of mice and men
>>224530016bizarre post
great to see germans finally waking up (again)
just witnessed a nigger
trainers still stinkmy life is over
>>224529964for me it was >send in cv>get phone call setting up an interview >do interview>got the job
>>224530062they've been awake longer than we have today mate, they're two hours ahead
>>224530016apparently like half of it is in french though
>>224530075sweden is life in bot lobby
>>224529964jesus a whole week of unpaid labour
SET THE CLOCKS BACK NOW
>>224530086don’t judge so hastily, it’s in industrial production know that in order to apply for a job as a cashier at a bloody gas station they want you to do a personality test and send in a 5min video explaining why you want the job
>>224530079only one hour ahead you daft plonker
>>224530016и ты пoчeмy пopyccки гoвopишь
>>224530083this. when I first opened it literally half of the page was footnotes with translations. never opened this shit ever again in my life even when they made us read it in school
grow up
Hurt my ankle. Can't put any weight on my foot. Sttuck in bed since yesterday. Nursing a pint of water. No food since yesterday lunch time.so this is how i die
I'm such a bhenchod!
you're literally lying if you say you wouldn't take money off israel to do some pot stirring or whatever they want you to do, £100k to anyone posting in here rn would have you twerking to their tune
>>224530185a bloody one at that
Lots of religious cults in asia
>>224530194yh probably
>>224530194No thanks. Don't want to die in a years time under mysterious circumstances
Always find it odd how Muslims will just convert something as small as an old terraced house into a mosque
>>224530210scr
>>224530194doubtI bet most people here wouldn't even walk for 1 hour if they were promised 100k the second they did it people here gave up any ambitions long ago and are perfectly fine getting 1-2k in pip a month
>>224530185bastarrrrd
>>224530132what do you have to do in your job
>>224530194i'd do it for £10k, unironically always wondered where you can find that kind of work
>>224530194I would do it for free. Love Israel.
ate a sandvich
>>224530236I definitely would love to be given £100k, I'm on bennies and it's killing my soul
>>224530242going back to being a bender (professionally speaking(bending metal)) client asks for a sheet to be bent in a specific way, we oblige and use our fuck off big machine to bend it
>>224530272alri dracula
>>224530282how do i get a job like this
>>224530282You ever get bent by one of your "clients"?
>>224530137hand over the concession. now
>>224530300ask your dad, he's an experienced bender
>>224530268>be youtuber or streamer or political figure >start gaining motion >men with american accents in suits offer you money on the condition you say what they want you to say
Taiwan's obesity rate is 50.3%, topping East Asia and surpassing the US's 43%.Sweet drinks from beverage stands everywhere on the streetsTaiwanese cuisine that uses oil in just about everythingThe motorbike culture means people don't walk
>>224530300don’t know if it exists in britland, it’s called “kantpressare” here and it’s a very niche job in industrial productiondon’t know how much you lot process steel but it’s still big in sweden
burn india to the ground and desecrate their holy sites
NETFLIX WANKERS
>>224530313fuck no niggapops x
>>224530317god forbid a white boy wants to get paid for shitposting on x from his smelly childhood bedroom
obesity isnt real
>>224530313...bro...
>>224530311*bends down a presents my pooey hairy arsehole* be my newest client?
obesity is a meal (several)
>>224530313I concede.I CONCEDE!
honest to god all women need to be lined up against the wall and then shot in the head
concede your arse
>>224530372to the biomass
that's +2 because of daylight savings. they are still only one hour in front
>>224530382
He's on the ropes, the cope ropes. >>224530384
very triggering reddit post for me
>>224530382cor
>>224530407i'd do the same
Haha so true. I didn't read it but thanks for posting it lad keep it up.
>>224530407don’t post it here ok
love posts that end in ok
>>224530407Sitcoms have taught me that one of the gfs would have a hot friend to bring along too, but then a series of wacky misunderstandings would cause them to not get together.
>>224530426definitely, drove me mental when they'd do this shit
>>224530461>.<
>>224530145oтъeбиcь
um
bollywood “niggas” be like>bengalingalingalinga
mad how japanese use simplified versions of chinese characters for sounds but nobody mocks them for simplifying a language
>>224530461
>>224530582x
I am Tifa Lockhart !!
>>224530325are you allowed to listen to a podcast while doing this
any man in
>>224530606yh, podcast, audiobooks and music if the noise-level isn’t too bad
>>224529982haha
>>224530616I'm a man.
>>224529718whyd the AI stretch out the east coast like 40% longer than it actually is
>>224530616reckon he received a wave of “just b urself” and “u r so strong 4 posting this praying 4 u” comments
map sales were down so big map changed the planet
>>224530616blud surrounded by peak nature, enjoy it live it up the best he can.. or not. just don't die
mapmong be like>erm this map is incorrect in its size actually
>>224530601proof?
>>224530725i do be like that
>>224530616why dont surgeons slice open that eye a bit. must be fucking annoying having skin melted over it
>>224530725Globechads winning since 250BC
>>224530616What happened to this guy? What's his life story? He looks alright tbf
>>224530616he just needs to smile!
>>224530748>He looks alright tbfGay lol.
They just coast on their fame so they don't need to do that much. It's a shame. I wanna see Finn do some more exiting stuff, collab with some top tier femboy pornstars, do proper anal. He hasn't even filmed himself cumming. I mean I do like the stuff he makes but come ooooooooon, do more!Personally I want to see him get dicked down by Bailey Jay. Now THAT would be full circle.
>>224530752told not to smile by girls cos it makes my eyes look too smallffs
>>224530761ok
>>224530758done 'im
>>224530616I assume Diego will be here any moment to tell us how this is part of gods ''bigger plan''.
just let migrants do what they want ok
acting like sasuke because women dig that
>>224530486выeбy тeбe poт янк пидopac
>>224530616:/
>>224530803russians try not to be evil challenge
Burn the migrants in incinerators. Power our cities.
Only ever had to do two rounds of interview max Got into round two of a job with five rounds of interview once though, before they cancelled the role. Imagine doing five interviews to not get a job or for it to be pulled. Nightmare fuel.
>>224530792Boys like sasuke end up taking it up the arse screaming into a pillow.
we are hoping the Amazon man cannot see what’s in my order when he hands it to me tomorrow
>>224530847um!
>>224530847UM x
>>224530792they also dig when you brush your teeth and take a shower
>>224530847He doesn't but imagine you've picked to ship it in manufacturer packaging haha
>>224530831These days you have to do two online tests, an AI interview, a personal statement, two forms, a DBS check, five interviews and a group project to get a job at Lidl. It's just not fucking worth it anymore.
>>224530846Bizarre post
>>224530847they ship to wales?
>>224530847they have an x-ray machine that shows you whats inside and all your orders and picture are hung up on a wall in the amazon HQ also there was a huge alarm blaring when you placed the order
>>224530805weird you've posted this and this has just popped up on my youtube recommendedhttps://youtu.be/zHnKXD2cFBg
>>224530887of course. we are a first world country
>>224530915wonder what the world will be like with all the whites gone
>>224530915only decades?
>>224530922right...UM
Rape? Not funny. At all.
>>224530847I tried getting into this but I just found it really uncomfortable and also I was just getting ridiculously horny and could not resist taking it off to cum. Really I think this only works if you have a dom as a keyholder. Have fun though. Make sure to post some OC on /gif/ and link it here (so long as you are cute and not some grim old/masc dude with a sissy fetish)
>>224530855So many gimmicks lost to the sands of time.It's no different to cultural destruction to not take the effort to preserve it ourselves.Record and preserve a list of extinct gimmicksMy memory is dogshit but i can remember Kev, Tunnocks teacakes desu, lisicki and interpol posting
>>224529901this is a good thing actually
the scran
>>224530949rape you next week ok
>>224530880It's because they've made employment rights so strong in law that a poor hire can be a nightmare to solve. So instead we must all be treated as if we are frauds and skivers for weeks on end to secure the trust of prospective employers.
don’t know who decided it was a bright idea to allow women into politics but it has been an unmitigated disaster
Expressing solidarity with the refugees victimised by racist thugs in Portsmouth last night.
>>224530979it is a pantomime. it's pro-wrasslin'.
>>224530979
>>224531003The definition of greng
>>224530979>hates drinking culture>"working class background"Knew she was a poser.
>>224531015quite an unremarkable series of posts
>>224530979>>224531003looks danish.#sendherhome
>>224531015This place is purgatory, we have been posting the same inane shite for decades. And now I am trapped.
>>224530979Yes why would the de-facto co leader of the Green Party (Now largely Islamists) be opposed to drinking.
>>224530956never tried it before. some guy im seeing wanted me to get one. i used to post in the eternal twink femboy one when i was like 18
Deport the white migrants to feed the blacks
hello thread
>>224531047that's what brexit was all about mate
rorke making eye contact and turning red
>>224531029: the tale of /brit/
if i was a video game character I'd be one of those dessicated corpses in dark souls that you pick up items from
>>224529490Would totally slam dunmer pussy ngl hottest race in elder scrolls
>>224530967
bunch of feathers just flew by my window, thats birdberg done in by something then
Spreading lies and misinformation on the Nigerian WhatsApp group about the white devil and how they will have their penises stolen if they arrive in Europe.
>>224531038
>>224531043How old are you now?
>>22453111221
>>224531106I'm not impressed, anyone could have made that prediction.
In my block of flats there's this literally deranged tranny who is constantly spamming the residential group chat with accusations of people wrongdoing 'her' and getting into really stupid low IQ spats and saying libellous things about other people. 'She' has just posted a picture of 'herself' in a sling claiming a broken arm following a struggle with the wagies in the Five Guys downstairs and two people in the chat have attached laughing crying emojis to it lmaooooooo.
>>224531069
what draws you to post here then?for me I like simulating social connection without actually being known
>>224531075
rorke plapping his balls
>>224531106squealing at poleaboo talking in third person because he thought that was fooling the fucking mod
>>224531149>tranny with personality disordermany such cases
>>224531139Still young. Have fun with it lad. Go experiment. Get on grindr. Make some vids. Maybe even make some money from it. I'm pushing 30 but I look younger and even now I sometimes wonder if I should just have a bit of fun at the bum end of my youth, if you can even call it youth now (I know it's not)
>>224531159It's the only social contact I have with other people
>>224531159im here for the 21-year-old welsh twinks
>>224531159I have an odd sense of humour, which is an itch I cannot scratch with normie friends and colleagues. I can't simply go on teams and say 'eating poo for lunch' because it will cause problems.
>>224531159I like the stream of consciousness absurdity of it
>>224530847>>224530956>>224531043>>224531112>>224531139>>224531190Genuinely need you psychotic maladjusted freaks euthanised, you're a danger to normal people.
eating shrapnel
>>224531075*if i wereHypothetical. Subjunctive mood.
>>224531203very true
>>224531159this thread is only 50% schizo compared to 80% like the rest of the 'netyou cant even mindlessly poo post or something on twitter because some random freak will start stalking you
>>224531190Typical gays grooming the yutes
>>224531234this. this is why I come here.
want to go to australia but had issues with my criminal record
eating poo for lunch
>>224531264yeah you can't get in without one
I support the twinks
>>224531287stole my joke you bastard
>>224531289>>224531289>>224531289>>224531289New
>>224531276This is wholly unprofessional behaviour. I will have to report this to HR.
>>224531276Why would you post than in the slack group chat Alan?
rorke: *teardrop rolls down his chin*leftypol: what's rorke listening to? seems deep.rorke's ipod: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLe_BZ1mo3I
>>224531296oldest joke in the book mate
>>224531299bump limit not reacher yet saar
