St Cuthbert edition
racoon
>>224533298love her
the /brit/ general from 2 threads ago still hasn't reached bump limit
i'm finna bloowww!!!
gammons boiling over
>>224532728>happens naturally from thereidk what to tell you bro but it's not natural for women who are presumably also co-owners of the property as they chose to get an electrician roundare throwing that all away because a decent looking eletrician works in their housethey can go to the pub and get someone better.
Saw my workmate outside of work and she kissed me on the cheek
Have actually been forced to toil all day which is just absolutely fucking bullshit and I won't stand for it.
>>224533610inconceivable to me as i am not only unlovable but physically repulsive
>>224533776Do a pushup, or go eat a banana. You'll feel better
>>224533298>>224533315we love her on /brit/
>>224534149yes we do all of us do
hi
Mousey gives off Child Catcher Vibes
fucking dump shuts at 5 total joke who is going to the dump during the day im at fucking work you stupid retards
hufflepuff baby
doordashed a double mcchicken meal at 2:30am
i'm finna BLOOW!!!
>>224535064he's talking bollocks
>>224535140#believemen
Nanberg will sort them out
>>224535257
>>224535194it's always packed in the day when i've gone
>>224535274boomers are insane
>>224535280Beautiful woman
imagine all this time toby was totally normal lookingwould be scarier i think
Feeling a tad depressed
>>224535274Anne Robinson on a mad one
im not on pip
do you belive in the mudflood/tartaria theories
>>224535257>>224535280
>>224535323lolololol
>>224535274Poseidon take them
theres 2/3 where fungus
>>224535317pip pip cherrio
you just know mouseys hole feels like silk
Absolutely screaming at these Mark Feely nonce hunter videos Council scum hunters try and question him and go in on him and he just stands there talking shit to them being a spacker and it drives them nuts he’s not a normal nonce who is panicking and letting them do their power fantasy interrogation schtick while they panic
Don't give mousenonce attention
at least 14 posts itt are from the fungual one (hp)
>>224535335peter parkerstani
Do you think Moni will go to heaven or hell?
why do yanks pronounce terror as tear?
why I always need a runny shit 5 minutes after I eat something ffs
>hundreds of pakistani men (seeking asylum) claiming to be gay, said they were in a relationship with the same man>busy if truelove andrew neil
which one would you want to look like?reckon dark hair on right. others are too boyish looking if you're after a nice milf, but the one the right could probably pull a milf AND a 17 year old
>>224535358get it linked
They got mousey...
>>224535379dude thats not frickin funny bro my stepdad died in the 9/11 teer attacks
Was thinking about getting a metal detector but it’s completely illegal in Ireland to detect anywhere near historical sites. Was hoping to find some gold coins or some shit
>>224535399me when I get told to grow up on /brit/
>>224535388Can’t be arsed just YouTube mark feely nonce sting he has loadsHe’s the first nonce ive seen genuinely not give a fuck and it drives the hunters nuts
>>224535415What if I pooed in your mouth and you ate it
No children are harmed in the AI gens ok
>>224535379more like tear-r
>>224535399he tweaking
trying to resist the urge to wankvery difficult
some yank fella is saying he’s going to fight a chimp
i'm supposed to claim my travel expenses back from work but i never do it because i'd rather lose money than have to talk to someone about claiming it back
September 11th 2001
Why don't they just stop flooding Europe with foreigners
cody i'll never forget where i was for the nine eleven teer attack i was helping pawpaw get the groceries up at wollmart and an african american lady shouted 'aw help me lawrd'!
>>224535459all done electronically surely
>>224535258council wouldn't give you a house that mouldy
>>224535455someone has to inform Mr. Obama
9/11.... well... uh... that happened. yikes.
>>224535462
>>224535462>WE'RE GONNA GET SOME PAYBACK OOO RAH!!!!
Mousenonce lives with his parents
>>224535475no i have to go upstairs to the office manager and she has to give me cash out of the petty cash tin
>>224535454stroke that
>BBC presenter Maryam Moshiri reveals she has incurable blood cancer
>>224535517karma
>>224535483whatever happened there...
Fuck up shemale
>>224535505nope he lives in a one bed flat
IT changed himI haven't said whatI haven't said who But you all know
>>224535480he's made it mouldy
>>224535505Don’t you?
>>224535515well this doesn't arouse me at all
>>224535536nahh *smacks lips* that be a permanent alteration!
>>224535517i don't wish that on anyone
>>224535523for what exactly>>224535551yeah probably ,need to open those windows like the germans do
>>224535561why is it bad
>>224535561desperate to fit in canadian simply can't do the banter when it offends his canadian sensibilities lmao
waiting on a new door handle for my washing machine to arrive
of course uhh(this is american)of courseuhhthe nine eleven
>>224535536the IT crowd did change graham linehan into a raving moron who does nothing but seethe about trannies on the internet all day, that's right
Mousey needs to be investigated by the government for possible sex crimes tbqh
>>224535562>for what exactlyduno. shes probably a stuck up leftypol mong so for that i guess
waiting on a new knob replacement
>>224535581we have tender hearts
>>224535597grow up
>>224535523for?
remember when covid ended and then they kept coming out with new variants like omnicron
>>224535581canadians are genetically incapable of being likable. only norm macdonald and the trailer park boys have managed to escape this
got an ear achewent swimming yesterday and didn't wear any ear protection you see
well at least she didnt have a cock>Retired Brit, 68, ends up homeless in Thailand after falling victim to cyber predator posing as glamorous US woman in romance scamhttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16111547/Retired-Brit-destitute-Thailand-cyber-predator-posing-woman-cruel-romance-scam.html
Linehan posted over 100 messages crying about trannies on Christmas day alone on the year that his wife and children left him
>>224535638strange name that
wish i were a mindless strigoi
>>224535631and me
>>224535609It was never real to begin with
>>224535637she'd suck the life out of my bwc
>>224535633did you get water stuck in your ear? that's what happened to my dad, he had to get it drained
Why do Reform want to ban LGBT flags
>>224535661no... not you, dtfic
>>224535687they look shit
>>224535666she looks like she'd do a good job, nice satanic trips btw
people act like glinner was normal before he started going mental about trannies on twitter but he was always an insecure weirdo nutter. he would have raging arguments on there about completely inconsequential shit with nobodies who had like 10 followers if they disagreed with him. bloke just can't let things go.
>>224534621>>224534522 bro why cant you guys cook leftovers or something
Cancer is so fucking scary it’s so common Bang out of order God lad no need for cancer
This is Graham Lineham.Glinner has doxed and assaulted underaged kids for disagreeing with him on trans issuesHe's a far right tinfoil schizo whose wife divorced him and kids don't speak to him because he dedicated his life to trans hateLast year he wrote over 100 anti-trans tweets on Christmas day alone
>>224535712they are reposting images from reddit. new here?
fox ate good last night (potatoes, crackling and leftover pork)
>>224535631Norm is not likeable in the slightest
Linehan has also now expanded to being just as obsessively pro-Israel as he is anti-trans
>>224535712glad im not as thick as you mate. give your head a big wobble
my favourite glinner moment was when he published a 10,000 word essay on substack about sissy hypno porn "for research"
Anyone else have the problem where you're looking at an image of a peng woman, then you smell something rank and lose your attraction?
>>224535741one died in my car saturday afternoon then i had to euthenise another later that nightsad day
HI I'M DEREK BUM
>>224535729people crap on about the internet being dangerous for kids and they're largely correct but the effects of it on old people who aren't used to it are far more horrifying. cunt's tranny obsession literally ruined his entire life
Wish I had some fuckin' COCAINE, man. :(It's so good.
>>224535515width without form or equilibrium in the form
concerning how much you sad acts know about this glinner man. you must stalk his social media accounts.
>>224535775Maybe wipe your obese sharted yank arse then
>>224535794My theory is that Glinner wants to be a tranny himself and is jealous of all the cute young shaggable trannies out there living their lewd tranner lives so he lashes out at other trannies. Self hate basically.
>>224535808graham lineham?
>>224535799Nah. Absolute waste of time, money and health
>>224535737w-why are they reposting r*ddit images of plastic food...
>>224535729How do you even dox kids it doesn’t make logical sense
>>224535744well not so much anymore on account'a him bein dead and all
>>224535462>>224535485https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZRMRyIEBvAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx8_Pumdkpg
>>224535775yeah my chair is stinking
>>224533298back on the computer, I can post alysas again
>>224535826Why do Americans Shart so much? I done that like once EVER and that was when I was like 5...
>>224535832wouldn't shock me at all. repper rage really breaks a nigga
all the way back to 2024
>>224535826>>224535874it as that eight loss drug alli, plus their high fat diet is pretty self explanatory
>>224535884What the fuck is wrong with you niggas
>>224533298>>224533315>>224534149>>224534352"we" yet it's just you spamming pictures from your incel bedsit and replying to yourself
>>224535884it's heatherpaedo
>>224535785:(
>>224533250>st cuthbertbeen to durham cathedralvery nice
What if I died /brit/ would continue as always and nobody would know the difference
>>224535785how did he get in the car
she'd get pumped
>>224535948I would know
>>224535866Fake No chance are her tits that big
Off 2 bed
babysitting my 3 year old nephew and we just been watching 9/11 footage like
>>224535953dont talk about your niece that way
>>224535785rip, are you a ranger or summit?
>>224535950https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtNnEasL7kM
>>224535384extremely indian post
year 9
I ask this once a month in the hopes someone can make my dream come true It’s a webm of a genuine 10/10 tranny, I think she’s blonde wearing a red dress and she lifts her dress to show herself with a semi Genuinely the hottest thing I’ve ever seen and I’ve been longing to see it again ever since
nth for the baddiedem
>>224535989what are ye deen in ma van
>>224535963who?
been wanking to those massage videos where the asian girl oils herself up and rubs herself all over the lad wonder can i get one in london
>>224535983still want to impregnate her 12+ times
>>224535280The picture of him with Yasin (the 'ki who took pictures of all the trannies at the /britfeel/ meets) photoshopped into a poster on the back is great
Everyone I have some sad news. Anon has died.
>>224535989cute
>>224535874ill give you a non-meme reason, people who are obese and eat nothing but disgusting slop have absolutely horrendous gut microbiomes, introducing healthy food like vegetables too fast will cause poop problems im sure this happens in other fat countries like mexico and the uk as well but to a lesser degree
Rank these from worst to least worst Small dick Short Ugly Mentally unwell On benefits Fat
I'm in your walls.
bannage
>>224533250I decided today to tell uncle who raised me I loved him and have fun before finally vomiting to an act I just wanted them to have a happy memory of my me before I end it. I think they will move on
Just remembered the time I was at my mate's house and I overheard his dad telling his mum that he thought I was a tramp because I had a hole in my sock (which happened at school that same day)Jokes on him though coz his wife cheated on him and now he lives alone
>>224536102not saying i wouldbut im not saying i wouldn't
>>224536145Fuck sake :/
>>224536145
janbert removed the image from the last thread... think I might be in for the suspension
Got suspended from school for laughing to the point of tears in school during the scene in the pianist or Schindler’s list when the Jew in the wheelchair gets thrown out of the window for not standing up Literally entrapment expecting a kid not to laugh at that scene the stupid cunts
>>224536132are you a woman or something
>go to festival>Friday night>meet cute milf>we're dancing together>moves are being made, shapes are being cut>hot young brown girl keeps looking over at us>she moves in front and starts grinding on meWe are so back
>>224535915well actually none of those posters were me so bet you feel pretty silly now don't you
>>224536132small dickon benefitsmentally unwellfatshortugly
>>224535983rescue charity
I am just horrified now that I have the chance for death I pussied out I am sorry
>>224536174take it you shagged them both then?
>>224536132small dick and short are the only real death sentences there. everything else is fixable to some degree
>>224536175hi sapops poster
A key part of every 4chan poster's 4chan experience is learning that sage isn't say-j but it's actually short for sageru which means to bring down, and noko is nokoru, to remain
>>224536206you can be short and still make it tbf
Just wished my gf was prettier...or just pretty. She loves me and is good to me and I will have a happy life with her. But I wish she would spark that loving lust in me whenever I looked at her disgusting face which only god could love.
>>224536132bald mogs all
>see cool outfit>buy it>look retarded in it
You've let yourself down
>>224536235I still say sayj and forgot about that until you reminded me
>>224536233que pasa
>>224536270ktim
>>224536013*rapes her*
>>224536235Don't care and I shan't be remembering.
ive completely arsed up my entire fucking life
have been hearing that we love her
just done a poo
>>224536132scream im all of these but short
>>224536235oh
>>224536270show us the outfit
>>224536204The whole cock would have come off if I tried and I just wanted to dance anywayA fella did try flirting with me too but I wasnt in the mood for a boy bum either
>>224536317post clitty x
>>224536178bless ya, seems like a soul filling toil
Can't get scraps at the chippy anymoreYou knowBecause of woke
>>224536013my ex could do this. she used to be a gymnast so could do the splits and all sorts of cool positions.
>>224536301who's your source his info is good
>>224536235Fucking hellI thought it really was sage, as in wise man and noko like in the boondocks, like a slang spelling of "nigger".
sah gay
much lesbodian sex happen in female prison the way prison lads have a go on each others holes?
>>224536301we do we all love her here in /brit/
>>224536301you are mentally ill
>>224536332unironically could be mistaken for a child's penis so I shan't
>>224536270Done this so many times it's not even funnyThe problem is the people modelling the clothes could make a binbag look goodThey really need some incorrigible slug men such as myself so people can better visualise how it would actually look
>>224536376weird thing to say
Women will never know what it's like to have a cock and balls
might listen to some music
>>224536252nowhere near as likely though just evolution innit
was talking to a girl i was into during lockdown and we got a bit lewd a couple of nights because we couldn't meet upfucked it by telling her i named a sex toy after her and she got a bit repulsed
>>224536375the way he samefags is embarrassing
>>224536401bruh
>>224536387well it hasn't really changed at all since I was about 13
>>224536390you'll do nothing
>>224536376easily among the very grimmest things i've ever read on this site
>>224536322basically this >>224536381even buying just some fitted jeans and a shirt will put my goblin like body on display and make me look shit so i revert to tracksuits
>>224536401
Cheeky monday night shop
>>224536425you're a weird cunt mate
for any women reading, having balls is like when you go over a bump in a car and can feel it in your stomach
listening to some music
>>224536479you'll do everything
Got a big willy but I'm terrified of having a son and he tragically somehow ends up with a very small penis for some hormonal reason
Why do potato smileys taste nicer than chips and chicken dinosaurs taste better than chicken nuggets? Doesn’t make logical sense
i only had phone sex once. was hungover at a hotel, massively horny, called my gf (now ex) who said she was missing me and couldn't wait for me to come home. so i asked her "what you gonna do when i'm back" and we ended up describing sex to each other until i came and hung up in embarrassment.
>>224536507had this exact thought before wtf we are brothers
nobody:some people: dunno if i'll have kids as its expensiverorke: yeah bit worried about having a son incase his willy is small
>>224536532i too find phone sex embarrassing
>>224536544sacked tranny: man, i feel like a woman
i'm finna blow!!!
for me it's the idea of having to keep a kid alive for years
what if your kid comes out black because of that 0,.000000000000000001% evolutionary throwback thingprobably worse than having a downy kid because people will think your wife cheated or you are infertile and had to adopt an african
>>224536573Well it's about time!*unzips dick *
>>224536270top one doesn't wear a suit to match the hatmiddle one I think is from a comedy movie so he's specifically dressed to look like a dorkbottom one's suit is grossly untailoreddishonest image
>>224536518the shape goes on the taste buds better
>>224536613>that 0,.000000000000000001% evolutionary throwbackThat's just what your wife told you lad
for me it's the idea of having to be a stooge in my wife's Instagram stories where she spends half of the day getting the perfect photo or video of our kid to put onlineat least that's what my friends say happens to them every day
rorke the type of nigga to levitate towards an open window sill if he smells fresh baked pie
The roastie thing is a meme.It's a genetic lottery, some vaginas are like that. My mum for example has a pussy like a baby, you cant see the labia. Yet my sister has a big labia even when she was a virgin.Same as the "uncut dicks smell and taste weird thing. I am cut and mine smells in just two days of not showering while the dick of my father, who only showers once a week, never smells and tastes fine.
>>224536613one of dadbergs old uni pals (who is white) ended up with a black son because his wife cheated on himshe confessed a while before giving birth but he forgave her and i think the little fella is like 5 now and the mum and dad are still together
that's bradbait
>>224536667Maybe they shouldn't have married shite normie wives. That's why you have to meet a mentally ill shutin that only leaves the house for anime conventions. Your fucking mistake if you thought the basic love island bitch was going to be a fun life.
>>224536684belaboured 5/10 umbait
least rosa parks knows my pain
>>224536711india W
>>224536684>a pussy like a baby
truly bizarre
>>224536684my mate sent me this the other day what the fuck
>>224536716>basic love island bitchthey're not like that at all actually
>>224536711hate having an indian cumbrain but i would eat that arse like a madman if it were ever presented before me
nigga replied to the most obvious bait with a fucking shrek reaction image looool
>>224536689
>>224536754nice selfie spaki
>>224536689some kids are born with tails too but that one can't really be due to cheating
>>224536684wut
in bed, not illegal is it
cant imagine the size of bantu baton youd need to satisfy an arse like that
>>224536745you're legit a cuck if you let internet retards convince you that liking a big fat arse is indianbrained or whatever the fuck
>>224536721I was just thinking about the Tupac robberyFIRST OFF, FUCK YOUR BITCH AND THE CLIQUE YOU CLAIMWEST SIDEWHEN WE RIDECOME EQUIPPED WITH GAMEYOU CLAIM TO BE A PLAYER BUT I FUCKED YOUR WIFEWE BLOSSOM BAD BOYS NIGGAS FUCK FOR LIFEPLUS JUNIOR MAFIA AND THE SAUSAGE YOU SOME MARK-ASS BITCHES
Of the opinion there's a correct level of team related clothing to wear at a sporting event.I'll use football as an example but you can apply it to anything.If you wear absolutely NOTHING indicating your team allegiance then really it comes across like you're not even a real fan, maybe just dragged out with a mate or family member who cares for it, maybe just dipping your toes into the sport. But you almost certainly don't have a clue about what's happening.Wearing a jersey, graphic t shirt, hoodie with the team logo and/or a team logo hat, paired with regular jeans or a coat is the perfect point. You're a real fan. A real nigga. You know what's up.But you can go too far. If you're wearing head-to-toe team merch, or god forbid you're a full kit wanker, you immediately stand out as a freak, trying way too hard. Yeah you have money but you probably don't know shit about the sport. I think the cut off age limit for permitting full kit is about 10 or 11 otherwise people are gonna stare and laugh. You're not on the team.
I can tell, usually within a few minutes of meeting them, who’s really into social media.There’s a little bit of frenetic emotional dysregulation, and then they say the weirdest stuff to me.
that ass is disgusting because it's mostly flabby fat
So many of you freaks need put on a watchlist
>>224536711Should be illegal to go out like that in public
>>224536791what constitutes indianbrain then?
>>224536791not really what cuckoldry is though is it
you can see the cellulite through the sweat pants fabricnasty
>>224536805for me its the humble scarf
>>224536637This is also why a thick black hog feels better in the mouth too
>>224536855its not really even a real thing tbqh indians are just impossible to take seriously in any capcaity so any normal sexuality they exude is just naturally ridiculous
Autumn time lads. Get the M&S menswear order in pronto
What if your wife cheated on you and didn't tell you and the when the baby came out it was half Chinese but she just pretended like it was totally normal and was your child
>>224536835every accusation is a confession
>>224536867love cellulite love cottage cheese arses
>>224536899i'd think "wow i must have chinese genes" and get into maths and piano
got that ttgl song stuck in my head the really hopeful one that plays before they do a mega giga drill or whatever
>>224536864cuck connoisseur over here
>>224536903yeah good for you weird cunt
the proof is in the pudding
autumn/winter coming up asian girls gonna bring their fashion a game out soon
>>224536805sorry any branded sports gear is made for children and thats thatespecially "official" stuffif you wear a club shirt to a football match you are a certified nonce
nearly veered into the kerb earlier looking at an arse. i need to be put down
>>224536930Just not a big fan of people overusing buzzwords
Hello.As a colleague was leaving the office today, he said "the best part of a Monday is when it is a done day!"I found that somewhat amusing.
>>224536963vile subcontinental
>>224536978
>>224536973woke nonsense
>>224536805nigga be like "name three teams"
