jane edition
evening you fucken spackerss
>>224538602You guys need to import some normal looking women to your country
Does ziedy know there's a train station in London called Bellingham
she was so fucking peng
only been back from lidl an hour and already drank 4 cans of freeway orange
>>224538590wrong. does a king need rights? no he can just kill people with his army
Amer Hussein aka "Moni"Crossdressing fetishist paki sex offenderFan of Manchester City, Wrestling, Spiderman and GodzillaKicked out of uni for secretly filming his female Polish flatmates doing poos and stalking themPissed in his male Chinese roommates Ribena and made him drink itWorks in a call centre and gets bummed by freaks from /britfeel/
>>224538648trust me every other fittyclart in europe wants to be in London
last night's stream was mental
>>224538602she reminds me of this classic https://tporn.xxx/en/video/16704341/disgusting-toilet-farts/
>>224538662You're either retarded or a troll
>>224538672and he's still one of the more normal /brit/ posters
>>224538659>>224538602severely mentally ill boomers thought this was comically fat in 2011
>>224538645alri mong x
>>224538672fondled kids at the theme park he worked at too.
>>224538699just fucking paintball the drunk nigger in the head and be done with it
>>224538714it is still fat and disgusting we had better standards back then
>>224538693The hell is a "fittyclart"?
>>224538727sonion
>>224538730Also posted about wanted to rape his little sister on his blog
>>224538596>Around 8% to 9% of adults in the United States experience some form of fecal incontinence every yearHoly fucking grimoli
>>224538659>>224538602wheres the chebs
>>224538706this is why i can't do nofap
>>224538727no need for this
>>224538749an equivalent to, you might say, a baddie
>>224538602>>224538659didn't this girl come out years after the film talking about how much it traumatised her that her body was the butt of half the jokes in the film, and that it gave her body image issues for years?
>>224538714again, "tv fat" and "tv ugly". which means attractive enough to be on television but just slightly chubby or mousey looking
dem bunny gyals
lovely australian women
don't think anyone thought Jane was "comically fat"Comically fat would be the fat lot from little britain
>>224538774Everyone who watched it was on about how fit she was lmao. Check the comments on youtube, they're all in love with her
>>224538773so every woman that wants to dickride a nigga wants to be in london?
>>224538706>https://tporn.xxx/en/video/16704341/disgusting-toilet-farts/nigga you must be dreaming if you think I'm clicking on that shit
mental how everyone just stopped using cash almost simultaneously
>>224538808all it takes is one rushhour trip on the tube and you'll see tens and tens of actually british and european hotties
>>224538761It's so fucking good, just a chubby pretty girl blasting the toilet. I need this in my life.
>>224538797too skinny
is she wearing a continence pad
>>224538774>>224538805prob mindfuck by other girls comments/beauty standards
>>224538809low test faggot>>224538835basedbasedbased
>>22453881410 years ago £15 wormed its way out of my coat pocket and since then I vowed to never use cash ever again, I've been a card chad ever since
>>224538799yeah I think theres a bit of anti-fat revisionism going on, Jane was definitely not considered as obese.
>>224538814Was when we all simultaneously realised it allowed us to say “sorry mate, got no change” to homeless people without feeling guilt or needing to lie
>>224538806Ricky is a solid lad it's just a shame he went too far up his own arse and is terminally stuck in his Dawkins/Hitchens era reddit atheism and can't see the wider issues. Even Dawkins realised that European style Christianity was no longer the threat to western society.
jane might be considered fat in the ozempic ageback then she was a full figured queen and everyone knew it
https://vocaroo.com/1jA7uCoAgu6V
>>224538726yes lad relaxing
>>224538830I've seen videos about this tube, it's like the subway except that there's no one in spiderman costumes and you have people on heroin instead of fent
x
>>224538869>Even Dawkins realised that European style Christianity was no longer the threat to western society.Dawkins is just another right wing culture war grifter now
>>224538869
I keep getting skid marks in my boxers, think it's cos i push too hard when having a poo so my sphincter is all worn out
mad how looksmaxxing culture made all women turn themselves into auschwitz victims
People need to be publically shamed for buying Chinese cars. Awful ugly cars that are undermining European car manufacturers.
>>224538888Um ting
the coughing fit i had during my last cold absolutely rekt my throat no the tiniest irritation can have me coughing like a tuberculosis victim
>>224538927theyre fucking dangerous trust me
>>224538927i've only ever owned japanese cars (honda and toyota) don't intend to change this
>>224538927jaguar is laying off 4k people cause of them. shame those fake range rover drivers
Wonder if my flatmates can hear me farting, because some of these are genuinely quite loud
>>224538927I only buy british manufactured cars
weve got a situation here
>>224538814it’s all orchestrated by the elites, WEF , new world order agenda 30 , the great replacement, put muslims against christian’s , let them wipe each other out , bring in marshal law , conquer and divide , then implement 15 minute cities , digital i’d , cashless society, you will be owned by the state have no privacy , you will be enslaved to the system, one military one government, depopulation, happening all over now look at spain ,, America , Australia etc , you will own nothing and be happy , need to destroy government , elites , bill gates , starmer , burnham , rothchilds, sovereignty, all corrupt bastards , look what they did with covid , wake the fook up ….
>>224538912eating porridge for breakfast. easiest way to get fibre . sip lots of water throughout the day and the poos will slide out of you
I want pussy
>>224538873How big do you think Barron's cock is? Do you think it's in proportion? Because my God, an eight incher would be about what he'd need for it to look normal. I get the feeling he does have a big, thick penis with a lovely smooth pink head. I wonder if he was protected from the kike chop or not, but I reckon he could pull cut anyway. I bet he has big balls and shoots big loads too. If I were in college I'd love to poke through his autistic gamer exterior. I bet he's a horny bastard when it gets down to it.
>>224538957
>>224538860this is unironically why i stopped carrying cash
>>224538860you can say that while also carrying cash
>>224538927based xiwestoid cant compete
>>224538985what have you done today to get pussy?
Fucking buy a land rover defender you wet wipe
>>224538957a load of them set fire at Southampton port the other day
>>224538902True, but it's a step up.>>224538904See the funny thing it's Ricky that's offended by the fact that no one cares.
>>224538869if Dawkins went around confessing how wrong he was then he could be forgiven
>>2245389372/13 block space, I'm in the clear truss
>>224538814used to work a till as a summer job in uni and whenever some old cunt came in with cash I gave them this look
dawkins was the most vocal critic of islam outside of far right people nobody cares about
i want a jeep so i can go camping with a dog named ted
whats a fake range rover? a jaecoo?
>>224538985Don't we all lad
>>224538985
>>224539048yeah and leftypol kicked him out of their circle for that
i'm finna bloooow!!!!
>>224539054yeah, think theyre owned by baic or geely or something
>>224538927American, German and Japanese better
>>224538957Dire innitWe need a pre-emptive nuclear war against China
Supremely leng
>>224539054lange lover
rorke flummoxed
>>224539048never said owt about 'those people' though did hein fact none of these atheist types ever didfunny that
Seriously what is his endgame? Can he last ten or twenty more years like this?
>>224539054yeah see them everywhere now being driven by bames
>>224539095because he's not a dimwit like you who would tarnish his reputation by acting like a chud
>>224539088read 23 books this year
People who are addicted to porn are legitimately subhuman and barely above a dog in heat both spiritually, mentally, and intellectually
If Chinese cars cost a fifth of what our ones cost, people will buy them. We shat the bed as a manufacturing economy many moons ago. I don't give a fuck if the thing will kill me, it's cheap.
Remember that Dr Oetker meme
i deserve to have my looksmatch gfwoke took that from me
pam bondi sex arse
>>224539071you can't beat the price tbfit's funny how western capitalism has been run by crooks and mobsters and trump admin has been fleecing the american public but still they can only cry and moan about being better than them at cheating
I like cash
>>224539098Hate this materialistic niggerhell world
>>224539096he's seriously declined he doesn't have 5 years left. obese, deranged, wheelchair bound. antipsychotics destroy your health.
>>224538869>European style Christianity was no longer the threat to western society.never was
>jlr to axe 4000 jobsyou know what they say
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpPp0YDk26g
>>224539139Only virgins and degenerates hold cash in twenty two oh 6
>>224539121just love arse to mouth it's so hot and nasty
>>2245390881 count of monte cristo sandwich pls. mustard and relish
>>224539137they'll only last the warranty period if that, theyre designed to be on pcp, probably dirt cheap in a few years 3rd hand but no one will be able to work on a lot of the parts
might have sex with a woman
>>224539183i like the mike adriano movies where he does that
Why are white racists like this? Is it because they can't stand to see anything that isn't white?
>>224539088books are hard to concentrate on and they hurt your eyes
>>224539169I don't actually
>>224539177I defraud the government, with cash
perhaps an egg?
We have to re-industrialise Britain.
>>224539098Looks peng inside
>>224539195why's he doing that thing like some 90s pop star, is he autistic
dover and portsmouth.......the fire rises
>>224539201should have gone to specsavers
>>224539221if you sit in one irl you can feel how cheap they are
>>224538797get the abos posted
hog in the 'arden
No joke I just walked past the First Minister of Wales in Tesco in Swansea
>>224538774well she wasn't traumatized enough to not be in the sequel. money was too good I guess
>organising the toil workshop week with a few others>once a year we’re allowed to go to a site abroad on an all-expensed trip for “team building”>woman within the planning committee doesn’t want to go abroad in the Winter and would rather go in Summer>she is making a stink about it>shes going to toilberg to try to convince him that we should stay in the UK this winter and go abroad next Summer>don’t get to go to sunny American site to escape the dogshit British winter for a week>instead have to go to fucking Newcastle for a second time this year
>>224539201holy zoomer
>>224539221Big screens in car are repulsive
have to respect anyone driving a BYD more than a tesla
anyone who's had sex with a bbw will never go back to a skinny girl
>>224539220cause the first go around ended up so well
>>224539221>huge screen in the middle>no buttongod I hate modern car interiors
>>224539095
cars... football... girls...this thread is deano central now
>>224539010Have a quick re-read of the post again, champ
>>224539255both massive faggots
>>224539278vgh.......us incels have nowhere to go now.......except for /r9k/.......
>>224539275izzy is that you will you marry me if so
>>224539222>autisticWorse, he's racist>>224539223The media just selects what it reports, don't here, me and the lads just took out 28 white ops in the last 12 hours
>>224539284very polite way of sending me flying
>>224539278en route to turkey to get me hair an teeth done lad
>>224539239he's up early x
>>224539278Oasis pub with me mates Adidas
>>224539275anbsolute state of this lmao
>>224539278I envy deanos
depression is not an illness
>>224539246Good, your workplace is saving money.
the slightly chubby zoomer lass at toil has started gently mocking my posh accent and I don't like it
>>224539275scr
*loudly yawns every time Rorke tries to speak*
>>224539346weren't you supposed to start flirting with her today
>>224539346get her face fucked
might look back in anger
>>224539346girl mocking you? she wants to be plapped with your cock. don't be a REtard, get the plapsow plapped!
>>224539266>became the world superpower
do you think dsp is autistic
>>224539346>posh accentBet you speak like an absolute spazmo
>>224539369then lost it all and got flooded with wogs
>>224539374>dissolvedfuckin hope so
>>224539361I was, and it seems her way of flirting back is these cute little digs at me just to get a reaction
>>224539384got it stolen not lost
>>224539384That was because of jews and Churchill
>>224539379no I talk very eloquently and colleagues say it's weird that I almost never swear
>>224539346Call her slightly chubby as a joke, she'll love it.
why does the orange street view man turn into a woman when you put it in londonweird
>>224539403least retarded pakis
right that's it now no more porn for me i'm on the noporn
>>224539425I have her everywhere, it's Dua Lipa I think
have written a guitar riff so catchy that i physically cannot stop playing iti wrote this post with speech to text
>>224539427Pakistanis are the only thing keeping this country afloat, whites are so lazy and incompetent
the peak district has fallenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riyepRrlffY
Bang on the redbeet what balloons
>>224539448just not true is it bud
I wonder how long the surge in demand for memory chips will last. Last month, South Korea's exports surpassed the $1 trillion mark. In history, only four countries—the U.S., China, Germany, and South Korea—have ever exceeded $1 trillion in exports. I am worried about a potential bubble in the AI tech boom. These days, almost all individual investors in South Korea are focusing solely on Samsung and SK Hynix. I don't think this is a sound investment.
>>224539421if anything she's actually lost weight recently, if I didn't know better I'd say she's on the 'zempic
>Talking to an undercover BBC reporter, Webster self-identified as a "white totalitarianist" who believed in "a world where white becomes the default human race... all other races will be extinct."Basado
>>224539470The greatest era in British history?When British and Pakistan were unified The last time Britain was great?When Rishi was PMAll your doctors and small business owners?Pakistani
>>224539429ktim and then barely a week later I'm cranking it furiously to JAV
>>224539484corr get em out Charlie
dunno what to do now just been pestering chatgpt to call it a genocide and not a war for the past hour
Islamic convert son or militant communist daughter?
>>224539488"Fired" is the word you're looking for
KWAB!You just know her death was her own fault by doing typical spastic boomer shit
>>224539454better theres litter and filth everywhere
>>224539346thought u sadi she was a sure thing cos she was looking away from you after u stared her down lol
mad how back in the day you could get on a plane with a bomb
>>224539488This will soon be the case
>>224539488The reverse is occurring but good for him to keep an active fantasy life going.
>>224539212
>>224539499never seen pakis do any actual jobs apart from deliveroo or just lurking and staring at women bud
>>224539484Need to be sewn and sealed to her hairy arsehole
>>224539515she had 10 more years of sucking out a pension in hertragic
cute waitress lass at the local thai says they serve guiness, fosters and carling, wyd?
>>224539522this is very much a tongue in cheek tease kind of mocking, she's being playful with me lad
>>224539556can i have a singha please miss
>The 14-year-old was last seen at around 6.45pm last night leaving the Odeon Cinema in Telford.>Scarlett is described as white, around 5ft 4", with dark red/ brown hair which was tied up when she was last seen. She has an eyebrow piercing and multiple nose piercings. She was last seen wearing a black coat with grey leggings.
>>224538672>>224538730>>224538754Moni can't rebuke these statements because they're all true so he just ignores them
>>224539559so why u complaining lol
>>224539556guinness of course
British Wotanic Corporatist Party (BWC Party)
>>224539556I'd say "I fancy a pint of you instead" with a wink
>>224539570UM
>>224539556Chew the hair off her spicy massaman rectum
>>224539346nigga talks likes james bond
Would you date a woman like Dobby from Peep Show?
need my arse demolished
>>224539585unhinged post
>>224539515>was hit by a reversing tipper lorryLorrys reverse slow as FUCK and they have loud beeping sound whenever they put it in reverse too. Stupid fucking boomer probably stood behind it to prove a point
>>224539570no way those belong to a 14 year old
I masterminded 9/11
Fancy a pint of your piss
>>224539573I guess I never realised until now that other people consider me posh just because of the way I talk and I'm actually a little self conscious about itnot massively but it stings a little
bbw big black winky
>>224539570How can you look that fucking washed up at 14. Also 14 year olds are supposed to have perky breasts not milfy saggers. Grim.
Lads on tour
>>224539634Big 2011 energy
Vantablack Nubian princess sexually dominating me
>>224539627if youre talking about northerns who gives a fuck what they think
>>224539593absolutely, although she turned into a literal gremlin when she got older
>>224539634genuinely feel nauseous about how they're going to butcher this third movie.
>>224539634checking who they married to now
>>224539310
>>224539666they all seem to be looksmatched
might stop caring
>>224539646not northerners but I do work with a lot of council house types if you catch my drift
>>224539593I don't care about "dating" I want to eat marginal amounts of faeces from the rectums of 30 plus women from eastern-central Europe and south east asia
Hitler was cool though wasn't he
>>224539685nice that their on screen sex led to real life sex
>>224539690wish i could
>>224539685She looks like his mum.
KWAB (kek what a Bradley)
>>224539699100%
>>224539697um
CIVIL FUCKING WAR NOW
>>224539705he seems to have done the worst
>>224539699very
poo nigger
lemme guess jay's actor ended up alone
>>224539699just a fly nigga
>>224538602I am enjoying my last day on earth I decided to atleast spend some time I called my aunt and uncle to check on them I gave some flowers to my grandpa and left his favorite beer at his grave I told my cousin I loved him and I am glad he is going places I donated some of my old books to a children's hospital Made sure a dog shelter had food I figured I want them to have a happy day I will play my game and already plan to have all my money left donated to helping dogs
HE WAS A CONSUL OF ROME!
>>224539699Adolf Rizzler
>>224539241Nobody replied to this so either nobody cares or nobody believes me
>>224539731Reply to me again you bent bastard and ill bum you in an elevator without remorse or hesitation
>>224539756believe it or not, they are actually acting and their real life personalities are not the same as those of the characters they play
>>224539697
>>224539117
>>224539767I didn't read that postx
>>224539699huge aura farmer
>>224539763What's going on lad? X
>>224539775Me on the toilet this morning
DID YOU SEE THAT SCORE JAY?DO NOT CHAT TO ME2 GOALS FROM DANNYANOTHER 2 GOALS RVP
So... This is rorke
>>224539117why so few my G? too much work?
>>224539736Sure you're fighting the right people? I doubt it by the way these run of the mill conservatives support Israel while it's network of Israeli agents bombs them with migrants.
>>224539787But isn't it mad I just walked past the first minister of Wales in tesco. He stared at me and I stared back at him
>>224539767>>224539241he's always about, not really an oddity
>>224539804it's gee
>>224539699Hitler had aura. He had Rockstar Vibes.
Bowhead whale can live for over 200 years. Why can’t humans? Doesn’t make any sense
>>224539814>Alex Gefilte Fish
>>224539775Looks like daniel radcliffe at the end of chamber of secrets
where there's a will there's a wank
>>224539819don't know
>>224539782this new Lamborghini here
>>224539775Keep seeing this zesty fruity lil nigga but I have no clue who it is. Should I?
GTA went WOKE!
>>224539740WYMShe's fit
went to /ausnz/ to see if any based aussies were posting funny picturesinstead found a lithuanian and an aussie talking about /pol/ shitevery sad :(
Raging leftypol punching a hole in the toilet cubicle
>>224539895comment was aimed at the post i was quoting
73 days until the release of GTA VI
>>224539570brits might look grim but they dont deserve to get raped by pakis
very tired me
I am a racist.
>>224539924go sleeps
>>224539934many are saying this
Leftypol arguing with his mum about GB news and then going upstairs to cry
L
>>224539774ok post him and his irl ting then
>>224539934me too
>>224539924>>224539934could this be related?
>>224539795Tomorrow I am dying I am done with my life I am a burden I am just a anchor I am a waste of space I am worth less than the air I breath We have 8 billion on earth better than me 4 billion men better than me 349 million people better than me 173 million better than me I could go on and onThe world needs less of me
>>224539924Tired of life?
My bodie hurt
>>224539955i already did. plus they have a channel togehter on youtube
>>224539883Aleksandr Fodov
>>224539775maresca unlocked him
>>224539967ok bye gayboy
>>224539939i cant ever get to sleep my brain is thinking too much
>>224539972
Clarty poo
>>224539967sort yourself out
A former tax worker who described himself as "the ultimate genocidal racist monster" has been jailed for inciting hatred online after he was exposed by a BBC investigation.Webster, 29, from Lapworth, Warwickshire, admitted 10 counts of stirring up racial hatred online, including ones calling for the killing and extinction of his racial "enemies".In his online posts, Webster said he wanted Jewish and gay people to be tortured and executed.Webster also said he wanted to kill all Muslims until they were "globally extinct."In one instance, he said if a migrant hotel was placed on his road he would "prepare for murder and prison time, I am serious".He was filmed saying that in his job at HMRC he liked to "deliberately" give non-white people "bad information which sounds interesting, like I'm deliberately trying to sabotage them."
>>224539990just stop thinking
>>224540008which /brit/ poster is this
>>224540008wondered where racismlad had gone
>>224540008Imagine paying a licence fee and it goes towards an investigation into exposing you to the whole country
>>224539967You'll be okayYou're only early 20's ffsNobody's got it figured out
Not just me who enjoys going down on a woman during sex. Right? there's something so soothing about it. Like eating an oyster.
>>224539972shouldn't have sat on my corners nigga
>>224540008imagine going to jail for internet posts
>>224540032i wouldnt describe eating an oyster as soothing
>>224540008Why do these idiots post under their own name I don't get it
New>>224540044
>>224540032hell no
>>224540032i do NOT wanna be sat next to you at the seafood restaurant
>>224540034Hims names are hims names - merlot
>>224539967Don't do it lad x
>>224538696The Danny?Mm
