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>>224573468
made for it
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>What about lying in a horses bed and it gets a boner and doesn't care while you play with it's cock and could open your gullet for huge loads impossible otherwise
Got a little twinge if ktim typing that
KTIM as the horse (with a girl)
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Y'all ever give off ... Rockstar Vibes..
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Not on is it
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boards.4chan.org /oooo?
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>>224573468
No Zieldy allowed subedition
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Reading up on CPU cache misses because I'm a proper boring bastard.
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right you lot are stressing me out a bit and i want to sleep soon so i better find something more relaxing to do for the last 1-2 hours before bed
any suggestions?
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Gooning rn.
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>>224573538
read x-men comics with asmr on the background
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nth for the baddiedem
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>>224573538
No screens for 1hr meme
T minutes of mindfulness, pray, ???? Or bed at 3 instead of 4
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>>224573562
Grow up prat
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>>224573538
i like to do one of those 20 minute stretching/yoga routines you can find on youtube when i'm stressed, helps a lot calm me down.
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Good idea for bedtime plans
Be right back going to read the Torah passage of the day if I can find the Torahonline dot com website
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nth for the boipussedem
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>>224573568
suck ya mutha
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He let them suck honey from a rock. It once happened in [a place in Israel called] Sichni, that a man said to his son, “Bring me pressed figs from that barrel.” The son went [to the barrel, but instead of finding pressed figs,] he found honey flowing over its brim. The son retorted, “But this is [a barrel] of honey [not figs]!” His father responded, “Dig your hand deep into the barrel, and you will bring up pressed figs from it!” [Pressed figs are as hard as a rock. Thus, we have an illustration in the Land of Israel of “sucking honey from a rock.”]- [Sifrei 32:13]


Wow this wasn't about that time Jesus was walking through the desert and was tempted to break his fast by the devil to turn rocks into bread or less so the time mohammed beat the shit out of a rock. By Allah it was still bruised! Pbuh
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5lDQtE2o1w

subscribe to this lad a few years ago, he has gone mental and makes these kinds of videos daily
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>>224573559
i don't have x-men comics and want to avoid screens but i have a book i could read
soothing background noise is good
i like rain, storms, driving, or a sweet voiced woman talking about random shit

>>224573563
>>224573583
i know some good breathing exercises to calm down
short breath in through nose
long breath out through mouth
yeah that's got me yawning
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I can't control my breathing and wag my tail at the same time
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>>224573626
Honest thoughts; he looks like he's been on a 4 day drug bender. Unwashed hair, glazed eyes, i recognize that look.
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>>224573626
wow ryan gosling's had some work done
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Today's weekly Torah passage is this [which conflicts with the Jewish tale of the savages killing all the kids so he cut off his sons foreskin and put his blood on the door to stop them]


1And the Lord remembered Sarah as He had said, and the Lord did to Sarah as He had spoken. אוַֽיהֹוָ֛ה פָּקַ֥ד אֶת־שָׂרָ֖ה כַּֽאֲשֶׁ֣ר אָמָ֑ר וַיַּ֧עַשׂ יְהֹוָ֛ה לְשָׂרָ֖ה כַּֽאֲשֶׁ֥ר דִּבֵּֽר:
2And Sarah conceived and bore a son to Abraham in his old age, at the time of which God had spoken to him. בוַתַּ֩הַר֩ וַתֵּ֨לֶד שָׂרָ֧ה לְאַבְרָהָ֛ם בֵּ֖ן לִזְקֻנָ֑יו לַמּוֹעֵ֕ד אֲשֶׁר־דִּבֶּ֥ר אֹת֖וֹ אֱלֹהִֽים:
3And Abraham named his son who had been born to him, whom Sarah had borne to him, Isaac. גוַיִּקְרָ֨א אַבְרָהָ֜ם אֶת־שֶׁם־בְּנ֧וֹ הַנּֽוֹלַד־ל֛וֹ אֲשֶׁר־יָֽלְדָה־לּ֥וֹ שָׂרָ֖ה יִצְחָֽק:
4And Abraham circumcised his son Isaac when he was eight days old, as God had commanded him. דוַיָּ֤מָל אַבְרָהָם֙ אֶת־יִצְחָ֣ק בְּנ֔וֹ בֶּן־שְׁמֹנַ֖ת יָמִ֑ים כַּֽאֲשֶׁ֛ר צִוָּ֥ה אֹת֖וֹ אֱלֹהִֽים:


Much to think about
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Pretty sure Abraham was the guy who lived to 112
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12And God said to Abraham, "Be not displeased concerning the lad and concerning your handmaid; whatever Sarah tells you, hearken to her voice, for in Isaac will be called your seed. יבוַיֹּ֨אמֶר אֱלֹהִ֜ים אֶל־אַבְרָהָ֗ם אַל־יֵרַ֤ע בְּעֵינֶ֨יךָ֙ עַל־הַנַּ֣עַר וְעַל־אֲמָתֶ֔ךָ כֹּל֩ אֲשֶׁ֨ר תֹּאמַ֥ר אֵלֶ֛יךָ שָׂרָ֖ה שְׁמַ֣ע בְּקֹלָ֑הּ כִּ֣י בְיִצְחָ֔ק יִקָּרֵ֥א לְךָ֖ זָֽרַע:
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>>224573538
get the melancholic tunes playing lying in bed and think about life
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24And Abraham said, "I will swear."
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>>224573689
literal teenage girl behaviour
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Rosh Hashanah is the Jewish New Year, marking the anniversary of the creation of the world and the birthday of humanity.

Good Food
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What Is Rosh Hashanah?
It is a two-day observance starting on the first day of Tishrei, the seventh month of the Hebrew calendar (usually in September or October).
It launches the High Holidays, also called the Days of Awe, which lead up to Yom Kippur ten days later.
It translates from Hebrew as "head of the year".
Why It Is Celebrated
Creation and Judgment: It celebrates God creating the universe and Adam and Eve, while also serving as the Day of Judgment when people reflect on their actions.

The Jewish Agency for Israel
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Spiritual Renewal: It is a time to look back at the past year, ask for forgiveness for mistakes, and set better priorities for the future.

BBC
The Book of Life: Tradition teaches that God opens heavenly books on this day to record people's fates, which are then sealed on Yom Kippur.


Wow can't believe it's almost the spiritual renewal and that it happens at this time of year. Much to think about
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considering registering. i need extra income.
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>>224573749
i don't think you'll make much money from a UK gay escorting website if you live in the USA
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>I know 15/19 of the niggas on the next Celebrity Traitors

fuck me
never seen this show but whenever there's jungle or big brother on I know 3 at most
Beeb either paying out big bucks or they can't resist the spotlight of the biggest show on TV I suppose
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If I throw breadcrumbs into a lake on rosh hashanah and ducks eat it, do my sins transfer to the duck
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnEw4f_nwPw
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>>224573756
Maybe I'm somebody's fetish? American men are very popular in the UK in fact.
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>>224573734
cap, do you want to sleep or not?
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>>224573757
i know 8 but i don't watch much telly
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It is not magic: Animals do not take on your sins. The duck is simply eating a snack.
>>224573769
True
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Gimmick personalities might just save us all. Our only option is to lie pathologically everywhere on the internet from now on. There really actually can be no privacy at all any more. Just a reminder for the Britons who already know this by instinct. To an American this is an affront. And I'm putting an end to it right now.
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>>224573769
you're going to fly over for every call are you?
>American men are very popular in the UK in fact.
not sure where you've got this info from
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28And Abraham placed seven ewe lambs by themselves. כחוַיַּצֵּ֣ב אַבְרָהָ֗ם אֶת־שֶׁ֛בַע כִּבְשׂ֥ת הַצֹּ֖אן לְבַדְּהֶֽן:
29And Abimelech said to Abraham, "What are these seven ewe lambs, which you have placed by themselves?" כטוַיֹּ֥אמֶר אֲבִימֶ֖לֶךְ אֶל־אַבְרָהָ֑ם מָ֣ה הֵ֗נָּה שֶׁ֤בַע כְּבָשׂת֙ הָאֵ֔לֶּה אֲשֶׁ֥ר הִצַּ֖בְתָּ לְבַדָּֽנָה:
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>>224573785
Most of what gets posted is intended as humor. You sound like you don't understand what the site is.
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כחוַיַּצֵּ֣ב אַבְרָהָ֗ם אֶת־שֶׁ֛בַע כִּבְשׂ֥ת הַצֹּ֖אן לְבַדְּהֶֽן:
? כטוַיֹּ֥אמֶר אֲבִימֶ֖לֶךְ אֶל־אַבְרָהָ֑ם מָ֣ה הֵ֗נָּה שֶׁ֤בַע כְּבָשׂת֙ הָאֵ֔לֶּה אֲשֶׁ֥ר הִצַּ֖בְתָּ לְבַדָּֽנָה:
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Gawping at a gaped backside
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>>224573789
I'm going to apply for refugee status as a gay American currently being oppressed by my grindr grid
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>>224573806
shalom tommy
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could organize a gay escort transatlantic tiny boat
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Just had a lovely spaff to are Katie’s big tits
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>>224573813
That's thoughtful of you mate let's row
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mousey on the left
rent boy yank on the right
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Crazy how today I drank water from the tap in my kitchen
And how we eat caramel apples, which is basically honey apples. Much to think about
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Katie’s tits were so unbelievably lovely
Just saw a video of her jiggling them
Won’t be sharing
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>>224573818
Where do I find pictures of her tits
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>>224573468
>Find the area of this shape
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>>224573820
i'm just the broker so that'll be $10k and you're in charge of rowing i'm afraid
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>>224573842
Pixilers leak
Just search it
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>>224573839
Do you have the picture of her in a tank top laying down with her cleavage showing in a black and white striped tank top
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>>224573856
Yh
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>>224573800
No I know that here but that's not how plenty of other regions online operate, and I'm pretty sure it's close to trivial now for LLMs to deep-profile ID niggas and pollinate other platforms. Used to at least have to have a guy pull up NSA shit and do some paperwork and talk to someone and get distracted, now there's this presence everywhere and it's going to get worse just like my obvious psychosis
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If humans were canines, blacks are akin to wolves, still the primordial natural state of man. Us browns are the normally healthy, mongrel dogs, and whites and asiatics are the inbred, pretty but sickly breeds like poodles, chihuahuas and pugs
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>>224573853
Have to log in to see twitter and the other result is 4chan
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Oy vey I saw a couple picking up apples at this new tree that the government made accessible. Free apples. Need free honey
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>>224573831
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i thought my midnight cowboy post was going to get a big laugh
you've all seen the film, right?
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Simchat Torah: Wave Flags with Apples and Candles
Children waving flags on Simchat Torah is a beloved, universal custom. But until the mid-20th century, it had a unique twist: the flag would have an apple on top with a candle stuck inside.


Is bonfire night Jewish
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AND AM HUNGRY LIKE DA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLF https://youtu.be/tsm8lkidvgU?t=32
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>>224573830
We'll take in nyc together
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>>224573889
>
Like other fresh fruit, apples don’t require any special kosher certification and can be bought and enjoyed anywhere (after reciting the blessing of Borei Pri Ha’etz). That said, there are exceptions: if you know a particular tree is less than four years old, its fruit may not be eaten due to orlah or neta revai. And if the apple was grown in Israel, you’ll want to make sure it isn’t a product of the shemitah year, and that terumah and maasrot have been properly separated. Preserved apples with added ingredients do need a reliable kosher certification.

Read: Is the Cosmic Crisp Apple Kosher?
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בָּרוּךְ אַתָּה יְ‑יָ אֱ‑לֹהֵינוּ מֶלֶךְ הָעוֹלָם בּוֹרֵא פְּרִי הָעֵץ

Bah-rookh ah-tah ah-doh-noi eh-loh-hay-noo meh-lekh hah-oh-lahm boh-ray pi-ree hah-aytz.

Blessed are You, L-rd our G‑d, King of the universe, who creates the fruit of the tree.

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>>224573896
Lol. Sorry lad I haven't seen it and vaguely know it's about 2 hustlers. Should I watch?
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בָּרוּךְ אַתָּה יְ‑יָ אֱ‑לֹהֵינוּ מֶלֶךְ הָעוֹלָם בּוֹרֵא פְּרִי הָאֲדָמָה:

Bah-rookh ah-tah ah-doh-noi eh-loh-hay-noo meh-lekh hah-oh-lahm boh-ray pi-ree hah-ah-dah-mah.

Blessed are You, L-rd our G‑d, King of the universe who creates the fruit of the earth.

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Why isn't mousey getting banned
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>>224573943
you really should be banned
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to the unique Jewish year of 5787 with Rosh Hashanah being on Shabbat. Prepare to be inspired, and most importantly, be ready to celebrate the new Jewish year.
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>>224573952
3am all the jannies are asleep
this was prime time for his weird meltdowns back in the day
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I will wish upon a star
I believe in you
And if my will has strayed afar
I remembered you
Will you remember me
I'm the one you sentenced
Penance unabsolved
Answer me
Save my will
Have you forgotten me
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reckon i should go to bed early
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Ok I'll wait until the 12th to post Torah
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>>224573972
The british janny is always here around 8 am your time when I'm trying to sneak gay porn on lol
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>>224573983
usually gets me around that time too
very annoying
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>>224573994
It's hard having a dedicated janny for the general you post in but less he see this and think I'm criticizing moderation

I LOVE YOU JANNY
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Question of the day 9/8/2026


A 65-year-old man presents for a follow-up visit. A system review is positive for fatigue. His medical history includes type 2 diabetes and chronic renal disease stage 3b. Laboratory testing shows a hemoglobin of 9 g/dL, transferrin saturation of 35%, and serum ferritin of 500 ng/mL. What is the next step in management?

Select Your Answer Below
Intravenous iron supplementation


Start an erythropoiesis-stimulating agent


Blood transfusion


Repeat complete blood count in 4 weeks
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really enjoy that it's still dark at 5:30 looking forward to even later sunrises in winter
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used love bombing incorrectly last night, meant it positively umm
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>>224574013

I choose D
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how is he doing that then
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>>224574020
Did you get love bombed by your so no cap?
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AGI will be the Great Janny and the Great Janny will see everything, and the Great Janny will not judge as a human would judge, and the Great Janny will not tattle because all will become tattling.
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>>224573928
yeah deffo, it's a classic
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What the fuck is erythropoiesis
I thought eryth- was like, rash
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And the Great Janny will know what you mean even when you misuse terms and use fucked up punctuation and cliches. And it will not laugh. Ever. Chew on that, /brit/.
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God is in control, never forget that.
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>>224574028
no don't have one. it was when suicidal yank was doing his skit
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>>224574037
Thanks bong I'll try to watch it this week :)
>>224574055
What if he's dead? For real on god dead not dead on cap lil vro?
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Mmm eryth- is "red"
>>224574013
(Teaching points)
>In cases of renal failure with <10g/dl haem [this is the course of action]. A with severe iron deficiency; blood transfusion in adverse anemia
So the stem was detecting CKD (not thyroid)
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>>224573902
Proper Britannia
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>>224574072
Omfg i hate my life
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>>224574072
Nice is that her
They're huge
Nice tummy as well
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>>224574084
why
>>224574087
yh
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Because I was going to say A as well as D but that isn't an option so also it could cause damage to the patient. At the same time (not choosing A), D was the second most popular answer
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>>224574072
don't get how you can look at this pair and say rubbish like "they're saggy", mate, i would burry my head in them (consensually)
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Wait I remembered I can just cheat and look up values on page 1 of ohcm (which eventually makes you learn anyway), even though nurses have to learn them so idk why I need to
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>>224574108
they are quite saggy but it's a frame from a video so it's probably not representative of how they actually look
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>>2245740
:(

for now it's better to believe he was shitposting
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i did not know the ayy i'm walking here came from midnight cowboy
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>>224574072
Grim. The only time you'lll see tits is on a screen. Bit sad that, isn't it?
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>>224574065
>>224574116
*
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mad how i could kill myself right now if i really wanted to. just take a razor blade and cut the old carotid open. would literally take seconds and i'd be gone long before anyone else wakes up
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Midnight shamalam
New York more like Jew York
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>>224574134
just shut up mate
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>>224574134
>2245740
40 seconds a long time to see blood and feel that, do nothing, and wait to bleed out
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>>224574141
all right
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>>224574117
apparently it was improvised
it was a genuine taxi that drove through the film barrier and nearly hit dustin hoffman and he stayed in character
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Once you see the blood you'd change your mind, because of your primordial brain
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>>224574134
it would hurt like fuck and then you'd wake up in hell
out of the frying pan into the fire
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>>224574091
I have no gf
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Yeah 4 weeks after repeated tests inaction might kill them. I wonder if they had a wife or way to be driven otherwise
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>>224574186
luckily i don't believe hell is real
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Ummmmmm...boioing
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Mousenonce crying out for a ban after this spam fest
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>>224574194
Jewish?
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>>224574204
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how'd you reckon he did that then
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WHAT THE
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>>224574194
okay, i don't know for sure you'd go to hell, but you don't know for sure either
you should spend your life in spiritual contemplation and learning so you can better find out if there's an afterlife, and what to do to make it better
maybe start with the tibetan book of the dead
blindly wandering into death seems pretty reckless, and you might imagine a nice afterlife, but if life teaches us anything, it's that reality generally punishes that kind of naive behaviour
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>In Jamaica, we don't just have the high holidays *smirk*
>We have the high high holidays
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>>224574240
there's no way to be absolutely sure if there's an afterlife while alive by definition but i've never seen a convincing reason to believe in one
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>>224574230
His channel is larp bait
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mad how we're all going to die one day, and after enough time, be forgotten to time.
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Holy Shabbat this year guys...
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neighbours have got the tv on at max volume at 4 in the morning aha #nice
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>>224574072
:(
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The video I'm watching is literally minimum volume because it's 4AM
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https://i.4cdn.org/int/1788824880519078.png
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>>224574269
the work of professor ian stevenson and his team of researchers from the university of virginia (as well as a lot of other independent researchers) strongly suggests the existence of reincarnation
there's plenty of other evidence too if you look for it
there are christian, jewish, and muslim sects that believe in it, not to mention the hindus, buddhists, native americans and others
different independent cultures came up with the same belief system, in detail, without comparing notes
not saying i believe it 100% but from what i've read, it seems the most likely reality
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>>224574299
You're a good neighbor. I hate bad neighbors but it seems like the majority of neighbors I get are loud and inconsiderate.
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>>224574313
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernile_Nienau
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>>224574236
lapsed rasta
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>>224574299
no headphones?
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>>224574158
and watching the clip, i now understand why i thought al pacino looked so weird in all the midnight cowboy photos
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>>224574320
I'm the bad neighbour
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>>224574313
I mean, she wasn't unattractive
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>>224574328
There's currently squatters living above me.
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Can people with brown eyes wear blue contact lenses for blue eyes
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I've told my landlord but they're scared. I've told the maintenance guy but he's a tweaker and probably knows whoever is living there. You guys don't know how bad it really is.
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>>224574358
settle down, paris hilton
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>>224574342
Why'd that happen then
Why are you still paying rent and not squatting in your apartment
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>>224574358
s
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>>224574362
why not call the police
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>>224574391
Why
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pissed up aren't I on the Eldorado tonic wine
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>>224574398
funny
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ayyy i'm walking
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>>224574386
LOL i would get evicted. You see, my state is so corrupt that when a dwelling goes empty, vandals or squatters break in to use it, or they simply slip some money or drugs off to a corrupt low level employee who hates his job in exchange for a key.

If you're a good tenant in this state you get treated poorly. If you're in on the crime and graft you get first priority.
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>>224574400
That's not bad wine actually now that you mention it
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>>224574393
I'm thinking about it. It looks bad because when the police leave the criminals will know who called and could come back to get revenge.
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>>224574423
birds singing songs of joy
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>>224574400
i enjoyed some buckfast the other day
i'm not even scottish but it was a nice buzz
it has caffeine in it you see so it's a similar buzz to a vodka and red bull, or irish coffee
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girlie didn't even want them by the end, even with them she was underweight
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>>224574490
posted the dead girl he had a parasocial relationship with again award
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>>224574501
how's it feel me living in your frontal lobe rent free 24/7
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>>224574511
i wouldn't know
you are a properly sad cunt though and should really top yourself
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>>224574528
I imagine it's quite spacious or maybe I take up too much space
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it's a weird feeling stumbling upon a video you distinctively remember watching when you were 14 years old, makes you realise how much has changed in your life since then and how different you are as a person.
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made a hazelnut coffee
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hope im a dad lol
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>>224574613
Bet the kid doesn't
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>>224574620
I have good genes
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>>224574626
The kid doesn't
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>>224574626
alri sydney sweeney
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>>224574631
she does if its mine
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>>224574639
Big if
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>>224574643
true and you didn't say I don't have bad genes
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boringcunt o clock
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>>224574654
Nobody did
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>>224574661
good*
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hello
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It's boring cunt o'clock!
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Think this entire general would be leagues better if cunts like mousenonce were sectioned
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I'm not even posting much rn
I'm talking to AI for a bit before bed
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Imagine a bull nobbing your bird
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https://voca.ro/1abTe6b2hpoP
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Imagine if your mum god fucked by your dad LOL
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No way in hell i’m clicking a vocaroo link posted by a yank
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Alllllll brappppp to my G https://youtu.be/0tcDXJfAFVw
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>>224574709
Your posts are not welcome in this thread
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LOL imagine if
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>>224574736
Imagine a bull nobbing your bird though
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>>224574747
That's hilarious!
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thinking about the tasmanian tiger this morning
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97 degrees, nigga making vocaroos in a kettle
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https://voca.ro/19FoE2TmSj3X
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>>224574747
First off I don't have one so now what
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why would you give your name the surname of unchained anyway it's like naming your chimp facemauler
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Guys, that's hilarious

I'm literally dying
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>>224574613
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSY7u8Jg9c0
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Lads?

Oh dear...
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if I do have a daughter then I'd want her to live with me desu
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>>224574793
See what she has to say on the matter
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>>224574801
wondering where she is or where she lives. wouldn't want her living with 99% of people
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>>224574765
i pay with my time and your vocaroos are objectively a waste of it
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>>224574810
Shell doubtless be a success like her father
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https://voca.ro/14y1RIohGCY6
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will have to write 2 questions down to ask her
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You know that first link you didn't click? Well guess what...
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mummy i don't want a juice bar
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>>224574812
https://voca.ro/16lFwz09AbsS
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>>224574835
What
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For your kid
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Wonder if KW talking about others fucking his bitch means she lets him fuck other people bitches
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>KW
I beg your pardon?
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>>224574764
Lol
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Bed time. Curled up under the blankets, window open, temperature is 10c (but feels like 6c apparently) it is quite cold
Lush
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Guys, I'm having a kid

And guess what? It's mine!
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>>224574859
wonder how long ive got to act before mentalist girl does her thing probably
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All my friends are on /brit/
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>>224574823
what does if british were on the titanic mean
the titanic was a british ship ferrying mostly british passengers
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Everyone ITT having children. I need to go find someone to make pregnant!
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>>224574908
Best of luck
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https://voca.ro/1kNcTDs5Lmcb
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well /brit/?
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Does anyone like my jeans?
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>>224574914
Thanks I do appreciate and my best
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>>224574928
i think theyre okay yeah
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preordering the 6am release of "6 bakes and 2 drinks deal" by greggs studios
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>>224574928
Not half as good as my kids!
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>>224574891
worrr anon
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Do me a favour mate, when she's grown up take her to the British Museum

Give her a chance in life
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Is 3 bakes really the amount per person that Greggs expects you to eat to be full
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>>224574920
if you dislike us so much why do you keep coming back here? it's just odd
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I'm Wotanic

Capital W
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>>224574954
What did you mean by this? Genuine question as I want to know if it's summer batshit inane leftylol thing
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>>224574973
Yes mate, only brain-dead leftists take their kids to the British museum
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yo cody just been called racist at cregs
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>>224574967
https://voca.ro/16wxkr1WaC6r
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I'm going to be a great father!
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>>224574981
What did your post mean then? Guess my mind is always taking it to the worst possible thing like with the other day
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>>224575000
The British museum can be a wonderful place for children

When she's five or so take her to one of the exhibitions
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I can be trusted
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off to the british pooscreum
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>>224574988
ever compare willies with your brother?
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>>224575013
Roar
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Imagine getting a yank pregnant and taking the kid to the British museum. Based
It would make them proud to be British, and Americans love they ancestry
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https://youtu.be/3CAHk6M8-8c

Arise, ye slaves. The hour of work beckons
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>>224575033
This is Wotanic

Capital W
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Can pussy be tight after they have a kid? I know that it can be I mean like a vacuum seal grippy grip like flashlight tier. Fucked a fat bitch that has a really void pussy I put it in there and didn't even touch the sides, even though my penis is thin it was still like err
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This week I will say hello to a woman
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>>224575058
Bet she'll scream from delight
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>>224575058
get it voice recorded
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>>224575062
Poggers
Another option is her saying hi and me saying what so I can voice match, even though nobody has ever responded that way by not hearing a hello. A third option is saying good morning or good afternoon to include the word good so I can voice match
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>>224575080
And what exactly is voice matching
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>>224575014
https://voca.ro/1d3pWBzCjV1j
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Oh please click my link, it is ever so interesting

I am ever so funny
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unbelievable morning
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https://voca.ro/12VNYkML9qy7
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>>224575103
The sun always rises
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>>224575088
Looking for a specific woman but I guess if I'll take a shot in the dark with just a faint memory of someone at night in the dark I can shoot my shot with any random woman. But if I'm to do that I can shoot my shot this week which is looking at someone and looking away and looking back a second time, hopefully also holding the gaze if she looks back for 3 seconds. I've done that before and it worked because she smiled back. If looking twice at some fit women with that intent doesn't work or count I shall just move on to saying hi first
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>>224575113
right wing paedophilia is demonstrably british culture
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>>224575101
https://voca.ro/14I7FSk2GYH5
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No? No one will click my link

Shame!
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>>224575080
bizarre post
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>>224575126
https://voca.ro/19ZAZiCGSZxH
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If you are young and women make the first move on you, don't wait around, and have sex
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Me, arriving at the hospital to hear news of my newborn
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>>224575138
Not really. The goal would be to make her say hi twice so I can voicematch, or say good morning or afternoon to try make her say that back. This gets me what I want, which is intel (while I make an advance on her)
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*microphone scratch and munching noises*

Uh if you could stop making fun of me that'd be great
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Just wrapped up my wank. 9 hours long. My wanking arm feels moments away from something tearing. Picked up my clothes and the action of clenching my hand made it feel like it was about to go. Need to quit wanking for like a year. Or switch arm and only wank once a month or something. Doing permanent damage as is.
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Be right back going to do my 5 minutes of mindfulness to manifest all what I want and to go write something down
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>>224575156
>write something down
Post it here afterwards
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>>224575147
alri t-1000
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>>224575154
This is why teenage boys get some dumbbells
Not just to work out the other arm (and a little on your wanking arm) but to make your arms in that motion without wanking all the time
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*screaming into the microphone*

I'M AMERICAN GODDAMIT
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>>224575153
https://voca.ro/12kXqt2OoKEE
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>>224575179
https://youtu.be/VKj7FLg3WVA
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genuinely hate my neighbours would love to blow them up with a missile
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Fuck yeah, America!
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>>224575189
NEEIIIIGHbour
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Hello everybody, I'm an American

Nice to meet you
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>>224575185
LOL
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>>224575207
Howdy
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Why are there so many Americans in the thread?
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millions of peaches,
peaches for me
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Woe unto the world,
Knoweth thee not of my splendorous ballroom?
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freshers week on monday
imagine all the teenage sex
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rorke ironing his johnnies
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>>224575268
>imagine all the teenage sex
And none for me. Imagine!
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https://youtu.be/D7ks03zsg1o
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Arise ye workers from your slumber, arise ye prisoners of want
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>>224575277
haha ktim
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I too do not have sex. Truly, it is an absurd situation
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one day i will have sex (with a woman)
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Oh dear, has the thread died?

Poo!
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you ain't gotta like it cuz the rorke gon love it
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post 297
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Are you quite fond of my chebs
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>>224575370
Very spiffy. Who bought them for you?
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>>224575139
we pronounce paedophile as pEE-dophile btw
same with paediatrician, haemophilia, anaemic, or archaeology
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ashley cole is a chelsea batty boy
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>>224575382
I did.
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>>224575333
>someday
Not with that attitude you wont.
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>>224575370
rorke creps
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He finally gave some other examples
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this is where the british game industry peaked
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>>224575382
https://voca.ro/19cDN3PEDc4Q
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>>224575386
cringe
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>>224575411
he is though isn't he
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>>224575407
it's æ rather than ae
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>>224575393
Bet you're very proud
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>>224575451

>>224575451

>>224575451
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>>224575451
>>224575451
>>224575451



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