Dog POV edition
>>224573468made for it
>What about lying in a horses bed and it gets a boner and doesn't care while you play with it's cock and could open your gullet for huge loads impossible otherwiseGot a little twinge if ktim typing thatKTIM as the horse (with a girl)
Y'all ever give off ... Rockstar Vibes..
Not on is it
boards.4chan.org /oooo?
>>224573468No Zieldy allowed subedition
Reading up on CPU cache misses because I'm a proper boring bastard.
right you lot are stressing me out a bit and i want to sleep soon so i better find something more relaxing to do for the last 1-2 hours before bedany suggestions?
Gooning rn.
>>224573538read x-men comics with asmr on the background
nth for the baddiedem
>>224573538No screens for 1hr meme T minutes of mindfulness, pray, ???? Or bed at 3 instead of 4
>>224573562Grow up prat
>>224573538i like to do one of those 20 minute stretching/yoga routines you can find on youtube when i'm stressed, helps a lot calm me down.
Good idea for bedtime plans Be right back going to read the Torah passage of the day if I can find the Torahonline dot com website
nth for the boipussedem
>>224573568suck ya mutha
He let them suck honey from a rock. It once happened in [a place in Israel called] Sichni, that a man said to his son, “Bring me pressed figs from that barrel.” The son went [to the barrel, but instead of finding pressed figs,] he found honey flowing over its brim. The son retorted, “But this is [a barrel] of honey [not figs]!” His father responded, “Dig your hand deep into the barrel, and you will bring up pressed figs from it!” [Pressed figs are as hard as a rock. Thus, we have an illustration in the Land of Israel of “sucking honey from a rock.”]- [Sifrei 32:13]Wow this wasn't about that time Jesus was walking through the desert and was tempted to break his fast by the devil to turn rocks into bread or less so the time mohammed beat the shit out of a rock. By Allah it was still bruised! Pbuh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5lDQtE2o1wsubscribe to this lad a few years ago, he has gone mental and makes these kinds of videos daily
>>224573559i don't have x-men comics and want to avoid screens but i have a book i could readsoothing background noise is goodi like rain, storms, driving, or a sweet voiced woman talking about random shit>>224573563>>224573583i know some good breathing exercises to calm downshort breath in through noselong breath out through mouthyeah that's got me yawning
I can't control my breathing and wag my tail at the same time
>>224573626Honest thoughts; he looks like he's been on a 4 day drug bender. Unwashed hair, glazed eyes, i recognize that look.
>>224573626wow ryan gosling's had some work done
Today's weekly Torah passage is this [which conflicts with the Jewish tale of the savages killing all the kids so he cut off his sons foreskin and put his blood on the door to stop them]1And the Lord remembered Sarah as He had said, and the Lord did to Sarah as He had spoken. אוַֽיהֹוָ֛ה פָּקַ֥ד אֶת־שָׂרָ֖ה כַּֽאֲשֶׁ֣ר אָמָ֑ר וַיַּ֧עַשׂ יְהֹוָ֛ה לְשָׂרָ֖ה כַּֽאֲשֶׁ֥ר דִּבֵּֽר:2And Sarah conceived and bore a son to Abraham in his old age, at the time of which God had spoken to him. בוַתַּ֩הַר֩ וַתֵּ֨לֶד שָׂרָ֧ה לְאַבְרָהָ֛ם בֵּ֖ן לִזְקֻנָ֑יו לַמּוֹעֵ֕ד אֲשֶׁר־דִּבֶּ֥ר אֹת֖וֹ אֱלֹהִֽים:3And Abraham named his son who had been born to him, whom Sarah had borne to him, Isaac. גוַיִּקְרָ֨א אַבְרָהָ֜ם אֶת־שֶׁם־בְּנ֧וֹ הַנּֽוֹלַד־ל֛וֹ אֲשֶׁר־יָֽלְדָה־לּ֥וֹ שָׂרָ֖ה יִצְחָֽק:4And Abraham circumcised his son Isaac when he was eight days old, as God had commanded him. דוַיָּ֤מָל אַבְרָהָם֙ אֶת־יִצְחָ֣ק בְּנ֔וֹ בֶּן־שְׁמֹנַ֖ת יָמִ֑ים כַּֽאֲשֶׁ֛ר צִוָּ֥ה אֹת֖וֹ אֱלֹהִֽים:Much to think about
Pretty sure Abraham was the guy who lived to 112
12And God said to Abraham, "Be not displeased concerning the lad and concerning your handmaid; whatever Sarah tells you, hearken to her voice, for in Isaac will be called your seed. יבוַיֹּ֨אמֶר אֱלֹהִ֜ים אֶל־אַבְרָהָ֗ם אַל־יֵרַ֤ע בְּעֵינֶ֨יךָ֙ עַל־הַנַּ֣עַר וְעַל־אֲמָתֶ֔ךָ כֹּל֩ אֲשֶׁ֨ר תֹּאמַ֥ר אֵלֶ֛יךָ שָׂרָ֖ה שְׁמַ֣ע בְּקֹלָ֑הּ כִּ֣י בְיִצְחָ֔ק יִקָּרֵ֥א לְךָ֖ זָֽרַע:
>>224573538get the melancholic tunes playing lying in bed and think about life
24And Abraham said, "I will swear."
>>224573689literal teenage girl behaviour
Rosh Hashanah is the Jewish New Year, marking the anniversary of the creation of the world and the birthday of humanity. Good Food +1What Is Rosh Hashanah?It is a two-day observance starting on the first day of Tishrei, the seventh month of the Hebrew calendar (usually in September or October).It launches the High Holidays, also called the Days of Awe, which lead up to Yom Kippur ten days later.It translates from Hebrew as "head of the year". Why It Is CelebratedCreation and Judgment: It celebrates God creating the universe and Adam and Eve, while also serving as the Day of Judgment when people reflect on their actions. The Jewish Agency for Israel +2Spiritual Renewal: It is a time to look back at the past year, ask for forgiveness for mistakes, and set better priorities for the future. BBCThe Book of Life: Tradition teaches that God opens heavenly books on this day to record people's fates, which are then sealed on Yom Kippur. Wow can't believe it's almost the spiritual renewal and that it happens at this time of year. Much to think about
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>>224573749i don't think you'll make much money from a UK gay escorting website if you live in the USA
>I know 15/19 of the niggas on the next Celebrity Traitorsfuck menever seen this show but whenever there's jungle or big brother on I know 3 at mostBeeb either paying out big bucks or they can't resist the spotlight of the biggest show on TV I suppose
If I throw breadcrumbs into a lake on rosh hashanah and ducks eat it, do my sins transfer to the duck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnEw4f_nwPw
>>224573756Maybe I'm somebody's fetish? American men are very popular in the UK in fact.
>>224573734cap, do you want to sleep or not?
>>224573757i know 8 but i don't watch much telly
It is not magic: Animals do not take on your sins. The duck is simply eating a snack.>>224573769True
Gimmick personalities might just save us all. Our only option is to lie pathologically everywhere on the internet from now on. There really actually can be no privacy at all any more. Just a reminder for the Britons who already know this by instinct. To an American this is an affront. And I'm putting an end to it right now.
>>224573769you're going to fly over for every call are you?>American men are very popular in the UK in fact.not sure where you've got this info from
LoginParshah: Rosh HashanahRosh Hashanah Torah Reading Texts and SummariesAudio Recording: Holiday Torah ReadingsAudio Recording: High Holidays Haftorah ReadingsIn DepthChassidic MastersParshah ColumnistsCurrent ParshahComplete Parshah ListJewish PracticeLearning & ValuesCommunity & FamilyInspiration & EntertainmentMore SitesToolsContact Us|Ask The Rabbi|Donateב"הParshah (Weekly Torah) Festivals & Special Readings Rosh Hashanah Rosh Hashanah Torah Reading Texts and SummariesTorah Reading for Rosh HashanahView Readings For:First Day of Rosh HashanahFirst Day of Rosh HashanahShabbat, 1 Tishrei, 578712 September, 2026Select a portion:1st2nd3rd4th5th6th7thMaftirHaftarahComplete7th Portion: (Genesis 21:28-34)Judaica PressEnglish Both HebrewBereshit (Genesis) Chapter 2128And Abraham placed seven ewe lambs by themselves. כחוַיַּצֵּ֣ב אַבְרָהָ֗ם אֶת־שֶׁ֛בַע כִּבְשׂ֥ת הַצֹּ֖אן לְבַדְּהֶֽן:29And Abimelech said to Abraham, "What are these seven ewe lambs, which you have placed by themselves?" כטוַיֹּ֥אמֶר אֲבִימֶ֖לֶךְ אֶל־אַבְרָהָ֑ם מָ֣ה הֵ֗נָּה שֶׁ֤בַע כְּבָשׂת֙ הָאֵ֔לֶּה אֲשֶׁ֥ר הִצַּ֖בְתָּ לְבַדָּֽנָה:
>>224573785Most of what gets posted is intended as humor. You sound like you don't understand what the site is.
כחוַיַּצֵּ֣ב אַבְרָהָ֗ם אֶת־שֶׁ֛בַע כִּבְשׂ֥ת הַצֹּ֖אן לְבַדְּהֶֽן:? כטוַיֹּ֥אמֶר אֲבִימֶ֖לֶךְ אֶל־אַבְרָהָ֑ם מָ֣ה הֵ֗נָּה שֶׁ֤בַע כְּבָשׂת֙ הָאֵ֔לֶּה אֲשֶׁ֥ר הִצַּ֖בְתָּ לְבַדָּֽנָה:
Gawping at a gaped backside
>>224573789I'm going to apply for refugee status as a gay American currently being oppressed by my grindr grid
>>224573806shalom tommy
could organize a gay escort transatlantic tiny boat
Just had a lovely spaff to are Katie’s big tits
>>224573813That's thoughtful of you mate let's row
mousey on the leftrent boy yank on the right
Crazy how today I drank water from the tap in my kitchenAnd how we eat caramel apples, which is basically honey apples. Much to think about
Katie’s tits were so unbelievably lovelyJust saw a video of her jiggling themWon’t be sharing
>>224573818Where do I find pictures of her tits
>>224573468>Find the area of this shape
>>224573820i'm just the broker so that'll be $10k and you're in charge of rowing i'm afraid
>>224573842Pixilers leakJust search it
>>224573839Do you have the picture of her in a tank top laying down with her cleavage showing in a black and white striped tank top
>>224573856Yh
>>224573800No I know that here but that's not how plenty of other regions online operate, and I'm pretty sure it's close to trivial now for LLMs to deep-profile ID niggas and pollinate other platforms. Used to at least have to have a guy pull up NSA shit and do some paperwork and talk to someone and get distracted, now there's this presence everywhere and it's going to get worse just like my obvious psychosis
If humans were canines, blacks are akin to wolves, still the primordial natural state of man. Us browns are the normally healthy, mongrel dogs, and whites and asiatics are the inbred, pretty but sickly breeds like poodles, chihuahuas and pugs
>>224573853Have to log in to see twitter and the other result is 4chan
Oy vey I saw a couple picking up apples at this new tree that the government made accessible. Free apples. Need free honey
>>224573831
i thought my midnight cowboy post was going to get a big laughyou've all seen the film, right?
Simchat Torah: Wave Flags with Apples and CandlesChildren waving flags on Simchat Torah is a beloved, universal custom. But until the mid-20th century, it had a unique twist: the flag would have an apple on top with a candle stuck inside.Is bonfire night Jewish
AND AM HUNGRY LIKE DA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLF https://youtu.be/tsm8lkidvgU?t=32
>>224573830We'll take in nyc together
>>224573889>Like other fresh fruit, apples don’t require any special kosher certification and can be bought and enjoyed anywhere (after reciting the blessing of Borei Pri Ha’etz). That said, there are exceptions: if you know a particular tree is less than four years old, its fruit may not be eaten due to orlah or neta revai. And if the apple was grown in Israel, you’ll want to make sure it isn’t a product of the shemitah year, and that terumah and maasrot have been properly separated. Preserved apples with added ingredients do need a reliable kosher certification.Read: Is the Cosmic Crisp Apple Kosher?
בָּרוּךְ אַתָּה יְ‑יָ אֱ‑לֹהֵינוּ מֶלֶךְ הָעוֹלָם בּוֹרֵא פְּרִי הָעֵץBah-rookh ah-tah ah-doh-noi eh-loh-hay-noo meh-lekh hah-oh-lahm boh-ray pi-ree hah-aytz.Blessed are You, L-rd our G‑d, King of the universe, who creates the fruit of the tree.Listen to this blessingPlayMuteCurrent Time 0:00/Duration 0:09 1xPlayback RateFruit Blessing (audio
>>224573896Lol. Sorry lad I haven't seen it and vaguely know it's about 2 hustlers. Should I watch?
בָּרוּךְ אַתָּה יְ‑יָ אֱ‑לֹהֵינוּ מֶלֶךְ הָעוֹלָם בּוֹרֵא פְּרִי הָאֲדָמָה:Bah-rookh ah-tah ah-doh-noi eh-loh-hay-noo meh-lekh hah-oh-lahm boh-ray pi-ree hah-ah-dah-mah.Blessed are You, L-rd our G‑d, King of the universe who creates the fruit of the earth.Listen to this blessingReplayMuteCurrent Time 0:09/Duration 0:09 1xPlayback RateVegetables Blessing (audio)
Why isn't mousey getting banned
>>224573943you really should be banned
to the unique Jewish year of 5787 with Rosh Hashanah being on Shabbat. Prepare to be inspired, and most importantly, be ready to celebrate the new Jewish year.
>>2245739523am all the jannies are asleepthis was prime time for his weird meltdowns back in the day
I will wish upon a starI believe in youAnd if my will has strayed afarI remembered youWill you remember meI'm the one you sentencedPenance unabsolvedAnswer meSave my willHave you forgotten me
reckon i should go to bed early
Ok I'll wait until the 12th to post Torah
>>224573972The british janny is always here around 8 am your time when I'm trying to sneak gay porn on lol
>>224573983usually gets me around that time toovery annoying
>>224573994It's hard having a dedicated janny for the general you post in but less he see this and think I'm criticizing moderationI LOVE YOU JANNY
Question of the day 9/8/2026A 65-year-old man presents for a follow-up visit. A system review is positive for fatigue. His medical history includes type 2 diabetes and chronic renal disease stage 3b. Laboratory testing shows a hemoglobin of 9 g/dL, transferrin saturation of 35%, and serum ferritin of 500 ng/mL. What is the next step in management?Select Your Answer BelowIntravenous iron supplementationStart an erythropoiesis-stimulating agentBlood transfusionRepeat complete blood count in 4 weeks
really enjoy that it's still dark at 5:30 looking forward to even later sunrises in winter
used love bombing incorrectly last night, meant it positively umm
>>224574013I choose D
how is he doing that then
>>224574020Did you get love bombed by your so no cap?
AGI will be the Great Janny and the Great Janny will see everything, and the Great Janny will not judge as a human would judge, and the Great Janny will not tattle because all will become tattling.
>>224573928yeah deffo, it's a classic
What the fuck is erythropoiesisI thought eryth- was like, rash
And the Great Janny will know what you mean even when you misuse terms and use fucked up punctuation and cliches. And it will not laugh. Ever. Chew on that, /brit/.
God is in control, never forget that.
>>224574028no don't have one. it was when suicidal yank was doing his skit
>>224574037Thanks bong I'll try to watch it this week :)>>224574055What if he's dead? For real on god dead not dead on cap lil vro?
Mmm eryth- is "red" >>224574013(Teaching points)>In cases of renal failure with <10g/dl haem [this is the course of action]. A with severe iron deficiency; blood transfusion in adverse anemia So the stem was detecting CKD (not thyroid)
>>224573902Proper Britannia
>>224574072Omfg i hate my life
>>224574072Nice is that herThey're hugeNice tummy as well
>>224574084why>>224574087yh
Because I was going to say A as well as D but that isn't an option so also it could cause damage to the patient. At the same time (not choosing A), D was the second most popular answer
>>224574072don't get how you can look at this pair and say rubbish like "they're saggy", mate, i would burry my head in them (consensually)
Wait I remembered I can just cheat and look up values on page 1 of ohcm (which eventually makes you learn anyway), even though nurses have to learn them so idk why I need to
>>224574108they are quite saggy but it's a frame from a video so it's probably not representative of how they actually look
>>2245740:(for now it's better to believe he was shitposting
i did not know the ayy i'm walking here came from midnight cowboy
>>224574072Grim. The only time you'lll see tits is on a screen. Bit sad that, isn't it?
>>224574065>>224574116*
mad how i could kill myself right now if i really wanted to. just take a razor blade and cut the old carotid open. would literally take seconds and i'd be gone long before anyone else wakes up
Midnight shamalam New York more like Jew York
>>224574134just shut up mate
>>224574134>224574040 seconds a long time to see blood and feel that, do nothing, and wait to bleed out
>>224574141all right
>>224574117apparently it was improvisedit was a genuine taxi that drove through the film barrier and nearly hit dustin hoffman and he stayed in character
Once you see the blood you'd change your mind, because of your primordial brain
>>224574134it would hurt like fuck and then you'd wake up in hellout of the frying pan into the fire
>>224574091I have no gf
Yeah 4 weeks after repeated tests inaction might kill them. I wonder if they had a wife or way to be driven otherwise
>>224574186luckily i don't believe hell is real
Ummmmmm...boioing
Mousenonce crying out for a ban after this spam fest
>>224574194Jewish?
>>224574204
how'd you reckon he did that then
WHAT THE
>>224574194okay, i don't know for sure you'd go to hell, but you don't know for sure eitheryou should spend your life in spiritual contemplation and learning so you can better find out if there's an afterlife, and what to do to make it bettermaybe start with the tibetan book of the deadblindly wandering into death seems pretty reckless, and you might imagine a nice afterlife, but if life teaches us anything, it's that reality generally punishes that kind of naive behaviour
>In Jamaica, we don't just have the high holidays *smirk*>We have the high high holidays
>>224574240there's no way to be absolutely sure if there's an afterlife while alive by definition but i've never seen a convincing reason to believe in one
>>224574230His channel is larp bait
mad how we're all going to die one day, and after enough time, be forgotten to time.
Holy Shabbat this year guys...
neighbours have got the tv on at max volume at 4 in the morning aha #nice
>>224574072:(
The video I'm watching is literally minimum volume because it's 4AM
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1788824880519078.png
>>224574269the work of professor ian stevenson and his team of researchers from the university of virginia (as well as a lot of other independent researchers) strongly suggests the existence of reincarnationthere's plenty of other evidence too if you look for itthere are christian, jewish, and muslim sects that believe in it, not to mention the hindus, buddhists, native americans and othersdifferent independent cultures came up with the same belief system, in detail, without comparing notesnot saying i believe it 100% but from what i've read, it seems the most likely reality
>>224574299You're a good neighbor. I hate bad neighbors but it seems like the majority of neighbors I get are loud and inconsiderate.
>>224574313https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernile_Nienau
>>224574236lapsed rasta
>>224574299no headphones?
>>224574158and watching the clip, i now understand why i thought al pacino looked so weird in all the midnight cowboy photos
>>224574320I'm the bad neighbour
>>224574313I mean, she wasn't unattractive
>>224574328There's currently squatters living above me.
Can people with brown eyes wear blue contact lenses for blue eyes
I've told my landlord but they're scared. I've told the maintenance guy but he's a tweaker and probably knows whoever is living there. You guys don't know how bad it really is.
>>224574358settle down, paris hilton
>>224574342Why'd that happen then Why are you still paying rent and not squatting in your apartment
>>224574358s
>>224574362why not call the police
>>224574391Why
pissed up aren't I on the Eldorado tonic wine
>>224574398funny
ayyy i'm walking
>>224574386LOL i would get evicted. You see, my state is so corrupt that when a dwelling goes empty, vandals or squatters break in to use it, or they simply slip some money or drugs off to a corrupt low level employee who hates his job in exchange for a key. If you're a good tenant in this state you get treated poorly. If you're in on the crime and graft you get first priority.
>>224574400That's not bad wine actually now that you mention it
>>224574393I'm thinking about it. It looks bad because when the police leave the criminals will know who called and could come back to get revenge.
>>224574423birds singing songs of joy
>>224574400i enjoyed some buckfast the other dayi'm not even scottish but it was a nice buzzit has caffeine in it you see so it's a similar buzz to a vodka and red bull, or irish coffee
girlie didn't even want them by the end, even with them she was underweight
>>224574490posted the dead girl he had a parasocial relationship with again award
>>224574501how's it feel me living in your frontal lobe rent free 24/7
>>224574511i wouldn't knowyou are a properly sad cunt though and should really top yourself
>>224574528I imagine it's quite spacious or maybe I take up too much space
it's a weird feeling stumbling upon a video you distinctively remember watching when you were 14 years old, makes you realise how much has changed in your life since then and how different you are as a person.
made a hazelnut coffee
hope im a dad lol
>>224574613Bet the kid doesn't
>>224574620I have good genes
>>224574626The kid doesn't
>>224574626alri sydney sweeney
>>224574631she does if its mine
>>224574639Big if
>>224574643true and you didn't say I don't have bad genes
boringcunt o clock
>>224574654Nobody did
>>224574661good*
hello
It's boring cunt o'clock!
Think this entire general would be leagues better if cunts like mousenonce were sectioned
I'm not even posting much rnI'm talking to AI for a bit before bed
Imagine a bull nobbing your bird
https://voca.ro/1abTe6b2hpoP
Imagine if your mum god fucked by your dad LOL
No way in hell i’m clicking a vocaroo link posted by a yank
Alllllll brappppp to my G https://youtu.be/0tcDXJfAFVw
>>224574709Your posts are not welcome in this thread
LOL imagine if
>>224574736Imagine a bull nobbing your bird though
>>224574747That's hilarious!
thinking about the tasmanian tiger this morning
97 degrees, nigga making vocaroos in a kettle
https://voca.ro/19FoE2TmSj3X
>>224574747First off I don't have one so now what
why would you give your name the surname of unchained anyway it's like naming your chimp facemauler
Guys, that's hilariousI'm literally dying
>>224574613https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSY7u8Jg9c0
Lads?Oh dear...
if I do have a daughter then I'd want her to live with me desu
>>224574793See what she has to say on the matter
>>224574801wondering where she is or where she lives. wouldn't want her living with 99% of people
>>224574765i pay with my time and your vocaroos are objectively a waste of it
>>224574810Shell doubtless be a success like her father
https://voca.ro/14y1RIohGCY6
will have to write 2 questions down to ask her
You know that first link you didn't click? Well guess what...
mummy i don't want a juice bar
>>224574812https://voca.ro/16lFwz09AbsS
>>224574835What
For your kid
Wonder if KW talking about others fucking his bitch means she lets him fuck other people bitches
>KWI beg your pardon?
>>224574764Lol
Bed time. Curled up under the blankets, window open, temperature is 10c (but feels like 6c apparently) it is quite coldLush
Guys, I'm having a kidAnd guess what? It's mine!
>>224574859wonder how long ive got to act before mentalist girl does her thing probably
All my friends are on /brit/
>>224574823what does if british were on the titanic meanthe titanic was a british ship ferrying mostly british passengers
Everyone ITT having children. I need to go find someone to make pregnant!
>>224574908Best of luck
https://voca.ro/1kNcTDs5Lmcb
well /brit/?
Does anyone like my jeans?
>>224574914Thanks I do appreciate and my best
>>224574928i think theyre okay yeah
preordering the 6am release of "6 bakes and 2 drinks deal" by greggs studios
>>224574928Not half as good as my kids!
>>224574891worrr anon
Do me a favour mate, when she's grown up take her to the British MuseumGive her a chance in life
Is 3 bakes really the amount per person that Greggs expects you to eat to be full
>>224574920if you dislike us so much why do you keep coming back here? it's just odd
I'm WotanicCapital W
>>224574954What did you mean by this? Genuine question as I want to know if it's summer batshit inane leftylol thing
>>224574973Yes mate, only brain-dead leftists take their kids to the British museum
yo cody just been called racist at cregs
>>224574967https://voca.ro/16wxkr1WaC6r
I'm going to be a great father!
>>224574981What did your post mean then? Guess my mind is always taking it to the worst possible thing like with the other day
>>224575000The British museum can be a wonderful place for children When she's five or so take her to one of the exhibitions
I can be trusted
off to the british pooscreum
>>224574988ever compare willies with your brother?
>>224575013Roar
Imagine getting a yank pregnant and taking the kid to the British museum. Based It would make them proud to be British, and Americans love they ancestry
https://youtu.be/3CAHk6M8-8cArise, ye slaves. The hour of work beckons
>>224575033This is Wotanic Capital W
Can pussy be tight after they have a kid? I know that it can be I mean like a vacuum seal grippy grip like flashlight tier. Fucked a fat bitch that has a really void pussy I put it in there and didn't even touch the sides, even though my penis is thin it was still like err
This week I will say hello to a woman
>>224575058Bet she'll scream from delight
>>224575058get it voice recorded
>>224575062Poggers Another option is her saying hi and me saying what so I can voice match, even though nobody has ever responded that way by not hearing a hello. A third option is saying good morning or good afternoon to include the word good so I can voice match
>>224575080And what exactly is voice matching
>>224575014https://voca.ro/1d3pWBzCjV1j
Oh please click my link, it is ever so interesting I am ever so funny
unbelievable morning
https://voca.ro/12VNYkML9qy7
>>224575103The sun always rises
>>224575088Looking for a specific woman but I guess if I'll take a shot in the dark with just a faint memory of someone at night in the dark I can shoot my shot with any random woman. But if I'm to do that I can shoot my shot this week which is looking at someone and looking away and looking back a second time, hopefully also holding the gaze if she looks back for 3 seconds. I've done that before and it worked because she smiled back. If looking twice at some fit women with that intent doesn't work or count I shall just move on to saying hi first
>>224575113right wing paedophilia is demonstrably british culture
>>224575101https://voca.ro/14I7FSk2GYH5
No? No one will click my linkShame!
>>224575080bizarre post
>>224575126https://voca.ro/19ZAZiCGSZxH
If you are young and women make the first move on you, don't wait around, and have sex
Me, arriving at the hospital to hear news of my newborn
>>224575138Not really. The goal would be to make her say hi twice so I can voicematch, or say good morning or afternoon to try make her say that back. This gets me what I want, which is intel (while I make an advance on her)
*microphone scratch and munching noises*Uh if you could stop making fun of me that'd be great
Just wrapped up my wank. 9 hours long. My wanking arm feels moments away from something tearing. Picked up my clothes and the action of clenching my hand made it feel like it was about to go. Need to quit wanking for like a year. Or switch arm and only wank once a month or something. Doing permanent damage as is.
Be right back going to do my 5 minutes of mindfulness to manifest all what I want and to go write something down
>>224575156>write something downPost it here afterwards
>>224575147alri t-1000
>>224575154This is why teenage boys get some dumbbells Not just to work out the other arm (and a little on your wanking arm) but to make your arms in that motion without wanking all the time
*screaming into the microphone*I'M AMERICAN GODDAMIT
>>224575153https://voca.ro/12kXqt2OoKEE
>>224575179https://youtu.be/VKj7FLg3WVA
genuinely hate my neighbours would love to blow them up with a missile
Fuck yeah, America!
>>224575189NEEIIIIGHbour
Hello everybody, I'm an American Nice to meet you
>>224575185LOL
>>224575207Howdy
Why are there so many Americans in the thread?
millions of peaches,peaches for me
Woe unto the world,Knoweth thee not of my splendorous ballroom?
freshers week on mondayimagine all the teenage sex
rorke ironing his johnnies
>>224575268>imagine all the teenage sexAnd none for me. Imagine!
https://youtu.be/D7ks03zsg1o
Arise ye workers from your slumber, arise ye prisoners of want
>>224575277haha ktim
I too do not have sex. Truly, it is an absurd situation
one day i will have sex (with a woman)
Oh dear, has the thread died?Poo!
you ain't gotta like it cuz the rorke gon love it
post 297
Are you quite fond of my chebs
>>224575370Very spiffy. Who bought them for you?
>>224575139we pronounce paedophile as pEE-dophile btwsame with paediatrician, haemophilia, anaemic, or archaeology
ashley cole is a chelsea batty boy
>>224575382I did.
>>224575333>somedayNot with that attitude you wont.
>>224575370rorke creps
He finally gave some other examples
this is where the british game industry peaked
>>224575382https://voca.ro/19cDN3PEDc4Q
>>224575386cringe
>>224575411he is though isn't he
>>224575407it's æ rather than ae
>>224575393Bet you're very proud
>>224575451>>224575451>>224575451
