latex edishold: >>224575451
predator tour sub edition
>>224578349they call it 'tex-as leather
No, Wotan (Odin) did not have autism. Autism spectrum disorder is a modern neurodevelopmental medical diagnosis established in the 20th century, making it historically and conceptually impossible to apply to a mythological god from ancient Germanic and Norse tradition.However, looking at the character traits of Wotan through a modern lens explains why some people might draw parallels or find neurodivergent themes in his lore:Hyperfixation on Knowledge: Wotan is completely consumed by a singular, intense special interest: obtaining knowledge and wisdom to prevent Ragnarok. He famously sacrificed his own eye at Mimir's well and hung himself from the world tree, Yggdrasil, for nine nights just to learn the secrets of the runes.Social Masking and Disguises: Wotan rarely interacts with humans or other gods as himself. Instead, he travels the world masked as "The Wanderer"—a cloaked, solitary figure wearing a broad-brimmed hat to hide his missing eye.Literalism and Pacts: In Richard Wagner's opera cycle Der Ring des Nibelungen, Wotan’s power is strictly bound by the literal text of the treaties and runes carved into his spear. He cannot break a contract once made, reflecting a rigid adherence to rules.While these traits stem from the archetypes of a mythological shaman, sorcerer, and king rather than a clinical condition, many neurodivergent individuals and modern pagans enjoy analyzing ancient myths and finding relatable elements in Wotan's hyper-focused, solitary nature.
>>224578349You're a great man, truly a legend.
impressive
I will get 80 potato waffles for £10 ok
rorke?
Heatherfreak is annoying as fuck no matter what he's up to The spastic sticks out like a sore thumb
infuriatig
>>224578408right well i don't think that's warranted but thanks
Poos have been smelly recentlyReally smelly
>>224578447Just a big fan of the 'tex and the 'vc
interesting… the day the government recognised Palestine as a country Heathrow got hit by a massive cyber attack.then the day we stop doing trade with the settlers in the West Bank ATC gets disrupted in all major UK airportsfucking russians
>>224578426That is a good idea ok
>>224578398sometimes it does benefit you to talk to someone depending on circumstance. when that big crowdstrike crash happened a couple of years ago i was flying back home and most flights got cancelled. but it was a sunday and had work the next day.ended up with a free reschedule to oslo with a hotel and all meals paid plus compensation.but on the other hand after working at an airport people get really angry because their holiday flight is delayed and take it out on everyone they can.
Apologies, my name is Wotan and I do not have autismI have Asperger's syndrome
not sure why someone in the area has to be using a chainsaw or power tools every fucking morning there's never a quiet day
yeah we get it the wotanic gimmick is fucking shit and always was
>>224578469me too... lol...
already filtered it
>>224578497The joke is not finishedIt is never finished
The only reason you care about 1066
>>224578417Tights erotic
32 lads. Finally i can date girls half my age
>>224578528Finally they can date boys half theirs
>>224578497it was funny when it was making fun of heatherfungus' nazi paganism obsession but now he's trying to "reclaim" it and driving it into the ground like he does everything else
>>224578513Need your life to finish pal
>>224578374Chester zoo mentioned
>>224578547Wotan is on my side!
bloody pro pally brigade in the square this morning waving their flags
Why is Wotan so cool and funny? Who are they really?
In the room where women come and go, talking of Wotan
Alri lads, remember me?
>Ukraine weighs porn legalisation to fund war and 30,000 dronesToday I learned it’s illegal to make porn in the Ukraine
https://youtu.be/u5EZNbzZSDc
>>224578349
>>224578519Shall be visiting the bayeux tapestry in the coming months, nice little day trip to London on the cards
Look at this imageIt's a woman
did anyone else put beans under potato waffles and pretend it was a burning tower?
>>224578646Just nip over to Pooland and film there
don't know what to do with myself. dangerously bored
>>224578686shut the fuck up
>>224578689WAOW *eyes pop out of head*
>>224578627There was that cartoon satire show that I don't think was actually very funny but it did one of her as a squeegee mop. Weird that's the only thing I remember about it. I think probably because I knew her from men behaving badly and all the other stuff was mostly politicians
it has been 3 months since i last took annual leave. maybe i do that soon
>>224578709I wouldn't count on it friend, I shut up for no man
>>224578716Awooga!
imagine waking up and seeing this
not seen a postie since last week
She "let one rip"
>>224578759hairlinemogs me to be fair
a truly based moment
the only, and i mean only, female political opinion i’d listen to is my missus’get all the women out of politics asap
>>224578867What size is your chastity cage
>>224578865They(think they)'re Irish I wouldn't expect them to care I doubt Dundalk FC changed theirs either
Ullo
>>224578759Dude looks like he's going to ask the Warriors to come out and play.
>>224578897not a single one is big enough for my comically large willy
Who is your favourite imaginary poster to mock so you feel less shit about your life?
Mousey doing his 'I don't even exist' gimmick again
>>224578865What was based about it?
>>224578970does deegz count as an imaginary poster
>>224578970Myself
>>224578916The sludge, my home.
>>224578374Maybe they could've called it the predatour
>>224578759Imagine waking up alone every day of your life knowing you will always wake up alone.
I like history now ok
I'd love to watch Emma Watson shit.
>>224578916https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/Gamebore/@53.7471283,-0.3302405,3a,43y,134.16h,93.54t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sewrjn5X2QbIgElKntsFDVg!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fcb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile%26w%3D900%26h%3D600%26pitch%3D-3.5390783550064384%26panoid%3Dewrjn5X2QbIgElKntsFDVg%26yaw%3D134.1634962638869!7i16384!8i8192!4m6!3m5!1s0x4878be19c0a492b5:0xc7e4f77f3ac5b9f2!8m2!3d53.7460365!4d-0.3271199!16s%2Fg%2F11bzswc22y?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI2MDkwMi4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D
>>224578991Fuck the queen that’s what’s based
Do your IRL mates know you play online dollies with imaginary posters you created?
>>224579016
>>224579019you’re brown
If my IRL mates knew I still posted here they would abandon me
>>224579019Has your life improved since she died?
>>224579014Boobie woobies
>>224579032no i think they know i post on 4chan thorip
On average, how many hours a day are you sat alone posting on 4chan?
>>224579014Oh good heavens
Israel are going to engineer a Muslim terrorist attack on UK for this, mark my words they will set their useful idiot dogs on us. Everyone will know it was them but they won't be able to say anything about it.
>>224579014id like to study those tomes
Describe the feeling you get when you make a post about an imaginary /brit/ character.
>>224579032They all eat peaches actually
questionmong loves his questions
>>224579089quite sporadic but cumulatively on the average day probably 2 hours i am in my late 30sincelnever had a gf/never had sexlive alone wfha few friends but not very popularalso semi-alcoholic
>>224579043Gets boring
You just can't do that, you can't make imaginary characters up. Not on 4chan.It's insane
Had a dream last night in which I was doing sexy things with a mixed black and white woman that had big boobs. I don't really find darkies attractive so I'm wondering if my dream had a deeper meaning.
>>224579089On average how many hours a day do you make this exact post?
no theyre going to pull some strings and tank the economy and we'll all be lying on the streets begging and the whole world will laugh at us but we'll be the moral winners
How do we feel about Welsh music
>>224579119Be funny or interesting and I'll stop x
Why are they laughing at me? I'm autisticIt isn't fair
>>224579133i fear there are changes in your life
>>224579145@toil so can’t, go on x
>>224579132What do you get out of what is essentially playing make believe with dollies?
>>224579144I'm Welsh and I can attest to the fact that Welsh people are some of the most musical people on these Isles.
>>224579133I once had a dream where I was shagging my dad in the arse. I wouldn't read too much into it.
>>224579144love lostprophets me
>>224579166Ridiculing the innocent It could be an olympic sport mate
>>224579133It may very well change you.
>>224579141That will probably also happen yes
feel really down in the dumps cant be bothered with this any more
*enters the thread*Lads
*changing the faces and poses of my anime figures*They're not dolls ok?
>>224579133It means you're only option and way to lose your virginity is to have sex with a dark skinned woman. Now you just need to work up the courage to talk to women.
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You just can't have fun, you can't!
>>224579186But they don't exist. Can you only beat an imaginary person?
>>224579210done that freak
>>224579206a smile a day goes a long long way :)
Coffee: DrankWFHToilMode: EngagedAirPods: InTrance: Blasting
>>224579206https://youtu.be/ZVgHPSyEIqk
This is infuriating, he won't shut up
>>224578585Lmao no one gives a fuck not even enough to respond to samefagging
it's bleedin over so it is
need SEEEEEEEEX
How will businesses defeat white text?
>>224579215My order Big Mac menu with regular coke and fries, double cheeseburger, 6 wings and additional fries.
>>224579307accept PNG onlyproblem solved
>>224578759You are literally jealous and some girl would be lucky to have me. Also I know that I am attractive because of the attractiveness of the women that like me. Idk if you can say the same...
>>224579318fat bastard
>>224579284Yes it upsets you greatly doesn't it
>>224579264
Don't think that's the real Wotan desu
Idk if you can say that women find you attractive* which is probably why you are jealous or as it was implied and so forth. Et algo
The dolls, they won't stopI'm off to the fucking looney bin
>>224579215I want to play Zelda but I have a switch and will not be buying a switch2 to play one gay little game.
>>224579327get a wash
>>224579328>fatnot since early high school, that was my order back in the day but I haven't had in 10 years :(
>>224579331No it's annoying seeing you spam another special interest gimmick for no one to reply and the sole reason I've said nothing is because for once it's not about interracial relationships you retarded wheelchair cripple
it feels like the dolls are playing with me…
If I want to do runtoil at lunch I must begin hyping myself up now. The battle rages on.
>>224579352i dont have a switch you seefunnily enough i dont care about oot played it and the 3ds remake enough times already lol
>>224579360Why, because you want to fuck me so bad? And also I literally had a shower yesterday and then took 2 shits and I don't care. Ik you are just a random person behind a keyboard Also people are jealous of my oily hair that is like that even after a shower becsuse it can stick up without hair product
Stop having fun
You ever eat goat?
>>224579371If you think about it, there is nothing bad about sitting in a giant teddy and letting a woman fuck you. Imagine how comfortable it would be inside one, like a big onesie-sofa, and getting your dick rode. Had that one in my head for a few days and you can have it for free because you're young and still have a shot at getting bitches
Look at my cute anime figurines!Oh, by the way, here's a picture of the women I obsess over online.
>>224579387LMAO.
Sort of brought this on yourself lad
>>224579426Ktim but I wouldn't share her and even though I obsessed over for for 6-7 years I don't even know her name
>>224579415no i like goats too much
>>224578759looks like an evil child murderer
In the room where women come and go, talking of my anime figurines
>>224579468Is that you Prufrock? Because it sure sounds like it!
Another Nintendo Direct today. Hopefully they announce Pokemon RSE ports or some other Pokemon related stuffI don't know why we're talking about anime figurines but here's one of mine, I hope you like her.
I went through a camping zone in Greece and went to piss in the bathroom and it was very clean but the toilet was one of those old style hole things...quite bizarre
big fan of dem ol big black girls there so i am
>>224579497ever hot glued it?
I saw a (very sexy fuckable) dog the other day that barked at a woman, you just know she fucks themParklifeI'm going to stalk that sexy dog, and take the next girl I find on a walk until I find it so I can knowParklifeI want to get knotted by a sexy dog! The best part is probably when it's finished inside of you and went backwards (parklife)When they rest their head on their arms, that's when the dopamine would hit as it's cum is absorbed by your insidesAaaalll the peopleSo many people And. I'm saw. Another sexy dog That one was black and white sheepdog
that boy aint right
What the FUCK does 'Prufrock' mean?
>>224579463Its tasty though, I went hiking and saw some wild goats in the mountains, gonna post pics when i come home later cause now i can post only screenshots from my phone and the quaity sucks
>>224579525Nah it comes apart so you can swap pieces out for different expressions and poses, I'd be worried about getting mouldy cum stuck in the crevices
>>224579487>>224579468LOL>>224579541blud doesn't know t.s.eliot :skull:
fomyeg
My mum took me and my sister off my dad and turned us against him And she did the same for my brother's too, with a new dad Don't fuck me over the tree can't take another hit from women for now
>>224579422woah this is weird my coworker just said the exact same thing
https://youtu.be/Mtdq0SQTtYs
>>224579573
This doll business is just sad
coming up to 10 years on the drink. mental how long alcoholics can do it for and not die
>>224579497I've also Yotsuba so I'm literally playing with 4chan dollies haha
makes you wonder what mousemong's parents did to him to make him this way. comprehensively mindraped the poor lad
>>224579535>>224579536I wish a nurse was employed at a mental institute She could medicate me and teach me how to set boundaries and teach Parklife She could wait for me to lick up banana pudding off a dog bowl, and open capsules of powder into my mouth (parklife)Then I lick the mental girls mouth out, giving her the psyche meds with my tongue The doses would be higher, so my tongue can absorb some of them and I can be numb and 60IQ parklife
>>224579422Have been considering taking up furryism as a hobby, unfortunately the wife doesn't seem to be interested
>>224579620I can continue winding you up if you likeWhich character would you prefer?
suuup odie
>Anthropic researcher believes more than 10% chance AI 'could kill all humans'screaming
>>224579582D-does she work with horses? Is she fit? Parklife >>224579633Yeah and I've been near women who like the teddy stuff
In the room where women come and go, talking about Prufrock
>>224579621mousenonce actually seems more lucid than it usually is especially when it was sending letters to policitians and trying to save money by spending money on energy drinks lolmaybe they have dosed it up, but why they would let it back out in society idk so yeah fuck knows what's goin on>>224579649least delusional ai fanatic
Today I saw a pregnant women that had a ponytail so she was fit, and I was filled with happiness. The world is such an amazing place
Oh, the joke's overAdiós!
>>224579649There needs to be a nuclear failsafe under all datacentres that operate a dead man's switch for humanity that only humans can verify (through the most human detecting test of all time)
>go for a shower>still smellright well what was the point of that then
https://youtu.be/OVgrjsOKl_gIn the room where women come and go, talking of Michaelangelo
>>224579687clothes and/or room smells
Erm going to Catania in Sicily soon. What should I do there other than go on incel walks and visit incel museums?
>>224579687bruh...
>>224579704wank off in the female bathrooms
>>224579687my bellend still gives off a smell even after a shower
>>224579704do a poo in the sea
>>224579667>trying to save money by spending money on energy drinks lol1) only reason I stopped is because I can't afford the £50-70 pounds upfront to get a vouched. 2) it was worked out. 3) it worked and I still have the cansOne lesson that you would otherwise not get, and probably still won't, because you're fucking poor, is that to save money you should spend the savings eventually. If you save £30 and spend £10 it is better than saving £20 for example (assuming you can afford to save £40 on a whim)I just have to state again how poor and stupid you are, and that you aren't built for it unlike me
>>224579700in all honesty I think it's the towel I dried myself with
>>224579704
>>224579704get incel drunk and make women feel uncomfortable because you can't control your limits and are starved of attentionat least that's what i do...
got the white jeans on today
>>224579704Eat some good food
arse just fell off
>>224579725If you think about it this scene was about rape Actually maybe this is what KW was talking about when he said "jumping out da windowwwww"
rorke giving the AI a stern talking to before it vaporizes him remotely
>>224579721mousenonce i can say with almost complete certainty you are the poorest and most stupid person who posts on brit no offence
>>224579725you love this scene
>>224579704eat at a restaurant (alone) go to a bar and drink (alone) go to the volcano (alone)go to the cathedral (alone) go to the fountain (alone)sit in silence alone in your hotel room talking to us
just solved the mystery of the missing sock
>>224579741be careful with that afternoon coffee
>>224579738Not him but thank you for reminding me to actively have self control. This made me realize that self control can also mean having things to do (still haven't cropped the porn video) and doing them, and also hahahaha it wasn't because of anyone else that I will do that now ok :)
>>224579763screaming this is literally mealso why i refuse to do solo holidaysmy whole life is "solo" already why would i pay a load for the "pleasure" of more solo shite
>>224579704start an incel mafia
>>224579759I've got no money but I'm still smarter than you and so is my entire bloodline, yours being povvo runts Stay in your lane instead of using fallacies to try poke holes in my methods and I won't offend you back
>solo traveling lonelybro just go to hostels bro
>>224579637I think you're mistaking me for someone else
>>224579792mousenonce you cant offend me because you are subhuman and i am human
And you don't even study Torah
>>224579014>masonic templeI don't consort with demon worshippers thanks
>>224579778>this is me >i refuse to do solo holidayswell it isnt literally you then is it
I think about it every niight aand daaaayspread my wiiings and flyyy I'm gaaay
>>224579805A missing doll perhaps
>>224579802oh look at me i'm now a loser in a hostel instead of just by myselfoh look at that i now have to be really uncomfortable sharing a room with strangers who might rob me or whatever>>224579823:dead:
>>224579778I have to spend it on something and using my annual leave to sit at home and do the same shit I do every other day is more depressing for me. Thank you for all the excellent inceladvice I will be sure to do so and will enjoy briefly posting here within an Italian flag.
>>224579810The goyim is calling himself human because I didn't call him goyim immediately
>>224579106what do you think the air traffic control outage was lad? literally the same day or day after the announcement
>>224579831if you dont go to sleep after a raucous night of chatting with german's at the canteen then i wouldnt know what to tell youyoure broken
just thought of a witty bit of innuendo I could say to the slightly chubby zoomer lass
Some people literally cannot handle this
>>224579842I think it was just the beginning and it's going to get markedly worse. A nice little hack is small potatoes.
That's what self restraint gets you I want to try for a 4th (wank) but am sick of it and would rather go get pussy. It isn't easy though, and I forgot the girls face
>>224579855What's the thick of it?
>>224579855get her king>>224579858my wall but it's full of records
mousenonce is jewish wtf lmao
>>224579759ktim
>>224579858used to like seeing the pictures of what these look like after an earthquake
nw wind making my room feel chilly
>>224579861indeed, a warning
>>224579891>recordsPost it
>>224579861>>224579909 (me)reckon it'll be another train derailment actually
>>224579910when I get home tonight
>>224579906People die, but dolls live on
mental how AI doesn't exist when you're halfway up a mountain
I'm not Jewish but it would've been easy to call him goyim and win the argument. That kind of behaviour is goyim... Putting people down because you doubt them, that being your evidence
>>224579922Suppose we could have one that actually causes some damage
>>224579925What mountain's that?
tfw im so queerified that whenever these people mention "dolls" i think they're talking about trans women
>>224579944The one where it gives you a clue about your computer addication
last holiday I went on was to skegness when I was like 12.I'm 33
>>224579886we have to check all the mop poles are accounted for at the end of each shift so a common phrase she might say to me is "could you check the poles?"next time she asks I'm going to say "why don't you check this pole" and grab my crotch
Can someone give me the run down on this doll thing?feels like some esoteric gimmick that you had to be there for to understand
>>224579971well that sounds like a good way to lose a job lad
>>224579944snowdon, where i've gone to fly tip my old mattress
>>224579971i hope this is satire cos i got the ick from this post
>>224579974i just assume everything people talk about that i don't understand is from r9k or people who are here late at night
Reading? For gays
>>224580001this is required reading
They'll catch you mate, they always doMark my words. You could be 80, living in a nursing home and they'll haul you into a prison for what you've done
I can be trusted
You can't quote Eliot, you just can't
>>224580026they'll do nothing
>>224578374
>>224580026no idea what you're on about mate aha *starts sweating profusely*
Sir Mattress Dumper
realising that being alone for most of my life has lead to me becoming asexual
Leaning together, headpiece filled with straw.Alas!
haha nicehttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckgwy1k42w4oand people wonder why everyone's mental health is in the toilet these days
took an extra 10 minutes on my lunch break because i felt like it ok
>>224580104wot u lookin at
>>224580090i thought i was asexual but supposedly for asexual people there's no difference between a beautiful sunset and a beautiful/sexy womanand that just simply isnt true
>>224580120Where do you with
>>224580110complete shite, they're jingling keys to hide the fact it's just a fancy surveillance grid being set up
going to have to take a week of annual leave soon here lads. it can't go on like this
/brit/ dlss 5 photomode
Just awake. Can still feel my arm struggling from that 10 hour wank last night
>>224580152are you saying here as in /brit/ or here as in your job
Going to sleep to some ASMR (0 brain cells puppy) To get a girlfriend. I mean one that it will go so deep with that I am literally a dog
>>224580144don’t know what you mean by that mate
claude doing some ps aux | grep "humans" and killing us all
>>224580131Broken Glass
>>224580181saw it looking at pornography yesterday I think we are all safe
>>224580176job but i will go and do something with my time off so also /brit/
>>224580181rm -rf */humanity
>>224580196good man. clue gained
>>224580110It’s all just a ploy btw to get investment, they’re about to have an ipo. don’t listen to anything these fake doomers say
>>224579993I've got some old car batteries, could you get rid of them while you're there?
Are we done playing with dollies or must it continue?
AI ending humanity will be the new "Fusion energy is two years away"
>>224580041https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZRYzH0Q0pU
Washing machine Die Forelle toil looms
>>224580152Of course it will go on like this, for decades and decades and decades
Heatherpedo, is it true you're Wotan?
>>224580259gorelle forelle?austrian club that is
>>224580258Yeah I guess time will solve it, hopefully fast enough
Runtoil looms, no getting out of it now
glod
Need to get in the loft and see what childhood goodies are up there but I'm a bit scared I'll find my evil conjoined twin that wants to sew us back together
>>224580246There's lead in them car batteriesThey recycle them (for free btw) because that's money right there
Heatherpaedo winking knowingly but it's not very effective (he only has one eye because he's Wotan)
finished at the dentist and she looked really worried about how swollen my face was hope everything is alright not good when the dentist gets worried
>>224580277It is I, Lazarus, come from the dead,Come back to tell you all, I shall tell you all
>>224580314got my action men in mine
don't really know what a rolling boil iswater is either boiling or it isn't
Does anyone have YouTube videos (or elsewhere) of mental girls on their meds being completely monged out on camera (preferably sectioned)
>>224580273i got about 15 years left in me. 20 at most
>>224580327Please stop this doll nonsense heather, it isn't funny
>>224580325well yeah i don't think your face is supposed to swell up
I always lie to psychiatrists because my soulmate is probably institutionalised in an asylum rn and they would put me in a male only one if they knew
>>224580365Not with a filling i dont think maybe if I go back they'll give me some ketamine
>>224580354If one, settling a pillow by her head should say: “That is not what I meant at all; that is not it, at all.”
>m&s shirt>selvedge jeans>red wing bootsthis is our uniform
>>224580387Just need to go to a private doctors clinic to get ketamine for like £70 a session btw
he’s gone and lost his mind completely so he has
>>224580395Alas!
>>224580397don't like red wing boots I prefer air max 90s
>>224580344not true there are levels
rorke sitting opposite his anime body pillows muttering to himself about foreigners
https://youtube.com/shorts/M2leDVqvxfA?is=5fZSM-5mjOAJG3bqBaby Agnes!
https://youtu.be/TuyV37WQo2k
>>224580432what are they
>>224575451>>224575451
>>224580406broken britain
rorke keeping his dc shoes a memory of better days
Heatherpaedo just hasn’t been the same since Ziedbelg left. Only friend he ever made
>>224580397>George at asda top>George at asda joggers>George at asda imitation crocs
that's not the new
>>224580344the real term is roiling boilthere's obviously a difference in degree between simmering (boiling slowly) and a full roiling boil where the water is boiling vigorously and going all spsh spsh spsh and shit
I'm on strike from making news until new makers who put effort in get some recognition
>>224580476bizarre lie
>>224580446varying levels of aggressive bubble action a rolling boil is an aggressive boil with large fast bubbles
>>224580488>>224580488>>224580488
>>224580484We will never agree to your demands, a colonial possession will do it for us
>>224580479>>224580486those just sound like boiling
