playing with dolls edition
Knew you'd do that Fucking cackling mate
https://youtube.com/shorts/M2leDVqvxfA?is=5fZSM-5mjOAJG3bq
>>224580501british news for british lads JFS out !!
google ai STOP BEING RUDE TO ME I know what you're trying to do you sassy bitch
>The picaresque novel[a] is a genre of prose fiction that depicts the adventures of a roguish but appealing hero, usually of low social class, who lives by his wits in a corrupt society.ktim
>>224580517*applies for a jf visa*
New Arday just droppedhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cly452zwr01o>A Nigerian man has shared the story of how he rose up out of "abject poverty" as a child, to become one of the leading UK academics in his field.>David Etor, 43, who grew up in Nigeria, only learned to read and write aged 12 and was told as a child that "nothing good will come out of you", but is now a lecturer in the School of Electrical, Electronic and Mechanical Engineering at the University of Bristol.>He told the BBC how his family was so poor growing up that his mum would pretend to cook food in a kitchen they shared with others, "to protect our dignity" in front of neighbours.
Got theBlack Sabbath - Electric Funeral On
>>224580535arr bea
It's too easy to wind you upI bid you good day
>>224580559see you in 5 mins ok
Afternoon
the watchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKmpfiCK1DA
>>224580535rb
please explain dollies to me please please
>>224580541They just don't learn do they
>>224580541how many times you reckon we'll fall for it?
time to get a move on and throw away your trainers
>>224580594they’re called action figures actually
mad how quiet this laptop is compared with my old one
>>224580594some schizo just randomly talks about playing with dolls i wouldnt worry about it theres already too many mentalists in brit
>ordered a delivery of sweet & sour chicken with rice>20% off price>appear to have 3-4 tiny pieces of chicken when usually it always had way moreFucking subhuman faggots
wtf spending 6 hours a day on /brit/ is 3 months a year that can't be right surely
>>224580615yeah i can't hear it at all
Right filtering that flag
Back to what I was doingMasturbating
>>224580631just ran the numbers, it checks out
>>224580645bit harsh
https://youtu.be/v1cnyAjCf4Y
Pretty hot ngl
>>224580666It's either a vpn nonce or a brown person and I don't want to speak to either
>>224580679you're underage
>>224580703That's what my mum says
lovely fluffy furry fanny
wrong way down a one way street
Who is the aussie that called me a yellow fever freak
only went and ordered this didn't i
https://youtube.com/shorts/Xczu3JX3eGo?is=VjsvtcZZKqEquC7mMe as the dog
>>224580720:/
>>224580731yay
>>224580735leave some pussy for the rest of us
>>224580738dogbert crunching the numbers
Janny let the Rorke's out
it's gonna take some time to realign
>>224580689sc
>>224580735Would love a poweredge desudon't have space for a rack and all that thoughWhat you going to do with it?
>>224580541This really doesn't seem that farfetched
ran a 60000000mile marathon at 60000mph and it took me 600 days, all in a day and i still can’t read
There's a yellow fever freak in this thread (it's me)
>>224580541i'd like to know more about this "solar oven" that's mentioned
counting or not counting gang violence?
>>224580809relativistic time dilation innit
OP will forever be a worthless frogposter
asian women are dog ugly freakazoids
>>224580789just sitting it on a big dresser/chest thing, won't be wheeling it about anywhere so no worriesseveral ideas for hosting stuff but it'll be my first real crack at it -- main ones being aiostreams (usenet streaming), nextcloud/immich, calibre, syncthing, vaultwarden, invidious, and see what else takes my fancy
>>224580840I'm going to assume it was just a metal box heated up by the sun which sped up the drying of crops
rorke stop dancing to calypso music, your gran's had a really bad fall and needs an ambulancerorke: feeling hot hot hot
hi
One of these days I'll probably set up an old laptop as an e-mail serverWhen I do don't any of you cunts fucken DDOS me
Imagine living in Australia and not having an Asian gfI would easily heem you irl
>>224580883Why on earth would you need your own email server you horrible little virgin?
got an email from a job i applied to saying i got to do some shite on their "careers portal" then when i did it and submitted it, it said the job has been filled. nice one cheers for that x
wish I'd bought more storage a few years ago
>>224580870imagine getting given an award and a government job for that. that would be sick
>>224580874Shut the fuck up. Put the gun in your mouth and pull the fucking trigger
>>224580871s
>>224580917hr lady needs her humiliation ritual qouta filled
>>224580898I'm Hillary Clinton
shoving rocks and twigs up my arse
is the civil service lad here?
the driverdem
>>224580544cor
>>224580925that's not nice ok
>>224580941to what end?
>>224580961if just ask to fuck her arse and then all is forgiven
dentist was a fit 25 year old girl
>>224580961I can fix her
>>224580988my rear end
>>224580961this is how everyone drives in the US
>>224580961Midwest Safety has taught me that no-one goes to prison in the US because they work out plea deals ok
>>224580961What is that fit
>>224580995mine's a middle-aged lady from the indian subcontinent
>>224580995mine's a tomboy who is possibly a lesbian
>>224580995did she press her boobies on you when leaning over to fix your putrid little incel teeth?
>>224581005for what purpose?
who here has the best dentist thencome on. share who you have
https://youtube.com/shorts/Z_TiEhoPFN4?is=Pgkv77c69iWr4g-NThis is so sad no?
what goes on here
Should I have a poo or go make lunch?
>James Bond screenwriter Steven Knight confirms 007 has already been cast The name`s Nonce. Mouse Nonce.
>>224581049don’t know, don’t intend to click your link
>>224581068It's a horse though
>>224581063If it’s dua lipas boyfriend am gonna flip
>>224581059Heard your mum visits regularly
>>224580535can tell that's a franco manca pizza
>>224581063leo woodall innit
>>224581075this too
On the dark fruits me. It refreshing and delicious. Getting a Papa John's wizza later x
>>224581042please respect my privacy
>>224581034said i have nice tight teeth :)
>>224581108Ok I will do it
>>224581059looks like a chicken leg
now that he’s here reckon sacked is gonna pop in soon out of nowhere
oh will you now
>>224581097Me as the horse there (with you)
grip go gro ga grop yimbo woba stin kipa wo
London. Paris. Poland. Banana
>>224581141what’s with your fascination about horses then mouseman?
>>224581172They're sexy and better than humans relations in every way (especially dick size) but cost too much money for me to have one :(
>>224581193don’t think you should have horses for any reason mate
might make a gundam
>>224581203Not your place to say is it? Well I will just go and be the horse
Going to sleep with the puppy ASMR on gn a
my little toby
>>224581217i’d rather you do that yeah
>>224581236cute post
neighbour locks his door every time he goes out, even if just for 15 seconds. I think he has OCD
6 million ways to die choose one
>>224581245Need training... Dogs more likely so I'll go do that for a woman, after training
Runtoil completed, cannot understand why Strava insists on telling me it's 3.19 miles instead of the km value but I certainly shall not be paying them any amount regardless of how many features they remove.
>>224581270mine slams his door
maybe the neighbour who neighs is mousenonce trying to speak to the horses
>>224581270we live out in bumfuck nowhere and my missus is still adamant about locking the doors
feel like everyone has these teef nowadays
>>224581272Death by gangster rap
>>224581331it's odd because our doors can't be opened without a key anyway. but he goes ahead and locks it, goes out for a few seconds and then comes back and spends more time unlocking it again
A child
>>224581347what’s with his freakishly small arms
r/usedsextoys/
>>224581290>5km barely a stroll
>>224581377:/
i cant escape my underworld ties
>>224581400I'm merely a young lad of 35 I haven't had the opportunity to build up my stamina yet cut me some slack you big meanie :[
>>224581272The Elvis special
>>224580960theres a few of us. i am one. what do you need
>>224581272freak pickle accident
>>224581272its death (death death death death death death death death death death)
>>224581471involved with recruitment at all?
>>224581501alri tism
brushed my teeth :D
sir mouse "nonce"
>>224581511solid work
hired an escort and accidentally said the name of a jpop lass I liked while fucking her
20 years on the chan i wanted to fuck a womani jacked off to gay porn instead
>>224581546and?
>>224581502no
>>22458155820 years in the gay porn can
>>224581571oh, a peon are you? well i dont think you can help me
>>224581583i can help you, i’m a pooey hairy arse recruiter
grilled cheese off the raddyator
>>224581583i dont do interview panels ive been asked but it doesnt interest me. i know how they work. ask your question anyway. or dont. youre probably not civil service material
>>224581595Some brapper
My mind thinks about sopranos quotes, reminds me of my dead father and reminds me im an alcoholic over and over again. Those are its only 3 functions.
>>224581595dont think my knobule is capable pf navigating through such depths
watched 7 samurai but didn't think it was that good
delighted to announce i've just had a chip butty with red sauce
>>224581699Why do Americans treat raw eggs like it's some sort of toxic substance?
>>224581714That sounds niceEver finger your mum's arse?
>>224581699god i wish i were at the end of that line
Netflix increasing their price on a monthly basis at this point
Why do proletarded runtoids take their things to work in carrier bags rather than a backpack?
>>224581758I cancelled it 2 years ago, fuck em
>>224581698It's not Kurosawa's best, I think it's remembered purely for being one of the first action adventure type films that influenced Hollywood a lotIkiru, High and Low and Red Beard are all great Kurosawa films
>>224581725no, i haven'tthanks for you're reply
>>224581784Okay that's fine, you're welcome for the reply.Ever shagged your sister?
>>224581698it’s good but most of his other samurai films are better
>>224581802no, i haven'tsorry
>>224581802Funny you should ask...No.
that's a child
>>224581830got the devil in him that boy
>>224581830Pitbull owners should be lined up and shot along with their nigger animals
why are they all soyfacingthey must have been told to do it, literally all of them are except for one guy off to the side and the head jew himself
Kakageyo, gin no monshō, haiiro no sōgen, hikari ni uzumoreta enkan no michi, menō no gankyū, ōgon no shita, zugai no sakazuki, Adonayeusu no hitsugi. Kakageru mono wa, omae no shinzō.
>>224581830aww cute princess buttercup
>>224581877*yawns loudly in your face*
>>224581881ロマ字よめない
>>224581591holy shit so epic
fuck bitchesget honey
>>224581877So true so true*shits in my pants*
why do fat people never get tattoos of fat people
bee niggas be like >>224581919
>>224581830he got that dog in him get him to mike vick
>>224581830hes smiling
justin bieber be like: baby baby baby OHHHHHH
justin mywindow be like: come on come on come on neiighhhhh
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMEEEENNNNNNN
litre of veg oil for lunch
>>224581972he has the dog inside of him
and the most mentally ill are all thats left
>>224581972that girl towards the end is so turned on, god I hate women
>>224581983blog on justin you boring bastard
>>224581972that girl is wet they love it when men fight
>>224581972future crackhead in the making
Just seen rorkes mum down Next, she was buying a pair of 27S black jeansI thought rorke already owned a pair of jeans, anyone know what happened to them?
sir unmoggable
OG tumblr girl Eileen Kelly (31) relationship with Red Hot Chilli Peppers Anthony Kiedis (63) this has upset lots of yanks
>>22458203727 waist is insane even a child doesn't have that
>>224582060thought leftypol doesnt care what two consenting adults get up to?
>>224582067Rorke does :^)
>>22458206031... just a fucking kid...
>>224582060hes fucked so much young pussy that its kept him young. the elites have known about this for years
>>224582100>kept him young Guy looks a wreck
>>224580961:(
On my lunch breakHalf way through the working week
>>224582084legalised noncery
nth for the gyaldem
>>224581815corrrrr
Don't think this tree looks very British
>>224582112the only argument against age gaps is a power dynamic based on brains
Still in my bastard dirty joggers and yesterday's t-shirt and not showered, eaten, or brushed my teeth because toil is in crisis mode today
need to wank to the shops soon
>>224582186some sort of wog pine
recently a video game was modded by the devs of the game to remove an "oversight" that let a 50 year old man have sex with a cheerleader in it streamers were streaming it nonstopok
>>224582186get him deported
>>224582186dont worry, someone will burn it down sooner rather than later
>>224582186>>224582199scots pine. the uks only native pine tree
Fascinated by these youtubers who are usually vloggers or book reviewers that post 100s of videos for years for 10 to 100 views. It would be depressing if theyre desperately trying to make it big or become famous
Very slow in here. Need an advertising campaign to get more posters.
>>224582060come on now lets not pretend that British foids aren’t man-hating freaks
Rorke’s mum making him a bubblebath with his favourite bottle of Matey
>>224582220porridge wog pine
>>224581914「ロマ字」じゃなくて「ローマ字」だ
We Gaan
The “goon with me?” Onlyfans advert with the twerking arse which appears every time I open /int/ on my phone really pisses me off. I wank as much as the next incel, but it’s just so grotesque that I’m convinced only someone with <80 IQ would find it arousing
>>224582220Scotland mentioned :D
>>224582223Yeah imagine if they’d spent all that time making shitposts on 4chan instead
Can't believe Joshua Kushern got to breed her.
Doing a poo at toil, don’t tell my manager
Just woke my gf up from her nap and she looked so retarded mouthbreathing and snoring it kind of gave me the ick
>>224582266Yeah theres no difference between posting videos on a public forum like youtube for years or getting (you)s on an anonymous image board
>>224582213what game was that thennot that I'm a nonce or anything
spaino talking to his animegirl pillow
>>224582249やっちゃったな
>>224582213Whats wrong with that?
>>224582298kiss her on the mouth
>>224582301You’re right, posting on 4chan is a much bigger waste of time
why did scobie wank the willy
Realizing I’m not really into sex with the gf because she expects to get off every time and it’s just a load of work on my endAlso slightly turned off by getting a girl off, or feeling obliged to every time, it’s kind of submissive Really can’t think of a way to suggest this though
>>224582303https://x.com/TheOnlyMonto/status/2095968598900486369
you were always on my mindyou were always on my mind
>>224582370i dont feel good if she doesnt get off
pronto?
>>224582370I can't make my gf cum and it's her fault
skipiti rizz chakra?
How can I get a cute non-obese British gf?
Been wanking that little cock of mine again haven't I
>>224582370>turned off by getting a girl off, or feeling obliged to every time, it’s kind of submissivechildish insecure fagmake her cum or another man will
im a vf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYFiM6_ZBkA
>>224582442ktim
>>224582259Get Firefox and ublock you absolute fucking moron. Seeing adverts in current year is a skill issue
>>224582442im not
>>224582404I tend to this but I honestly don’t think women need to get off every timeIf I have to rub your clit for half an hour you’ve lost your chance should’ve done it yourself I also just don’t like that she expects it every time. If I stop because ive been at it forever and she’s not cumming she’ll ask me to continue. It’s just not very sexy is it. I can’t keep it sexy when I came like forty five minutes ago and am bored
>>224582429good lad
Lads if a bird I'm talking to asks me to tell her stories about a holiday I went on and I tell her about the entire thing in 12 messages, have I fucked it? I've fucked it haven't I?
Been raping that little arse of mine again haven't I
>>224582459Get her a clit vibrator and let her go at herself while you enjoy yourself, doing it manually is a fools errands.
>>224582467raped it and stabbed a screwdriver into its skull
rorke won
>>224582459>I tend to this but I honestly don’t think women need to get off every timeits more for me than for them desu
wtfhttps://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/172985909#/media?activePlan=1&id=media9&ref=photoCollage&channel=RES_BUYthat's it? just 700k?
>>224582448this is the good shit for mindless work
I remember ten/twenty years ago people were saying The Simpsons sucked now because the material was bad. But now the material is bad AND the cast are half dead and don't even sound like the characters anymore, grim grim grimhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKeaba6GGOQ
still recovering from last weekend's orgy
>>224582186The north is full of imported redwoods, we're a country of immigrants
>>224582467Fuck knows mate I wouldn't dream of writing out that shit in a message, should have just said>I'll tell you about it over a drinkAnd then made plans to meet up. Fucking hate text messaging, utter waste of everyone's time n
>>224582459>ive been at it forever>forty five minutes>she's not cummingthis says more about you than it does about her
>>224582467If you have it wasn’t meant to be. Find a girl who enjoys your blogposts, you deserve it
@aussieYou go girlGet those evil moids
>>224582426
>>224582495well that's distressing
>>224582400https://youtu.be/hqDinxaPUK4
>>224582526i say this to help you
>>224582495Christ, burns being an actual old man is way less funny
Any shaggers in this thread? What's that position called again where you angle your nob to rub her clit while you're shagging her? It's got a weird long name because it's like some scientists figured out the best way to have sex.
>>224582529This is the british way x
just watched my gf cut a lemon on facetime, lads
smithers who is that libtard kikeslave errr thats leftypol sir hes one of your goycattle from sector 7G
>>224582467Shouldn’t have messaged itGetting good at story telling is a really useful skill and mostly involves spinning random details into narratives Finding encounters humorous and being able to maintain and exaggerate those qualities for later discussion
>>224582563screeching
>>224582060yeah i'd fuck her
>>224582426im here but im not cute
>>224582552Not sure that's physically possible with a single knob
Wish I were a billionaire
>>224582552dude who cares sex is only good so you can nut deep inside her gash raw who gives a shit about clits you vf pornhead freak
I've been reassured there will be no more sex posts in the new
>>224582598You're also male
playing valheim before 1.0 drops later today x
why are english people so clever?
>>224582608hiya x
>>224582556absolute scenes
>>224582552coital alignment or somethingit really works
>>224582610eh
>>224582610Too much wealth to enjoy without real anonymity I'd love to just have like £20m in the bank and no one have a clue other than really close friends and family, the only real telltale signs being my gaff and the car I drive
>>224582615I've heard pooposting is about to make a big comeback
>>224582636>>224582636>>224582636
>>224582625
>>224582634Cheers shagger x
>>224582664this guy deadlifts like 375kg now so i can only assume his PC invention was to go to bodybuilding.com and become homosexual