roy edish
first
anna de ville
need some tuppences in my facehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TC1Vfoq3PvU
>>224595373prefer eva de vil
the royposts always run in order
baited you into reading this
he baited us into reading that
I mean I’m not trying to be mean but do you really think she knows how she’d feel if she didn’t have breakfast this morning?
>>224595391grim
teeth hurt. might have AIDS
alright lads im new around here one thing you need to know about me is that i cant read
there are least 3 foldable phones that have been on the market for ages and yet everyone still goes ape when apple announce one.
i simply must post about politics on /brit/ i just have to
>>224595407london is so fucked
>>224595391Madon
>>224595391CorWho she?
>>224595407well-done matt lucas
>>224595322yeah im pretty good at Pokemon look i've got 1019 of the 1025 registered in my Pokedex, and I've actually got a copy of every single one of those 1019 in my storage, as well as some really cool guys from events, and then some shiny ones I hunted for and all thatone really cool one I've got is from my Soul Silver copy where you have to softlock yourself on Ciannwood island and then there's an NPC who gives you a Tentacool if the game detects that you have no way of getting off the island. Not many people have that one
>>224595381>>224595407tedious phoneposting rorke
>>224595419goys love their goyslop
well done uk, your evil regime now rules in australia too. they are asking for credit cards in steam to verify ID, canada is next
1. I got a dig bick2. You that read wrong3. You read that wrong too4. You checked5. You smiled7. You are wondering why you're still this reading this8. You saw that mistake... right? (On 7)9. But did you see that I skipped 6?10. You checkedi'm just wasting your time
>>224595442no way there are 1,025 pocket monsters now? that's too many
13" primarina plush still out of stock
>>224595442haha oh my days that's loads :)
Noisy Neighbour Update: Day 5Spoke to a representative of my local council today to discuss my noise complaint.Not even memeing, I labelled the file ( https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1788804994526788.mp4 ) "screaming_retard.mp4" because I had taken it straight from /wsg/ and she asked me why I had called it that.After apologising she lightly chastised me for my insensitivity and then said she was applying an agent to my case who will take responsibility for it.He will call tomorrow and perhaps pop round this week to see for himself.We're going to win lads.
>>224595419>Ermmmm android did it first (and no one cared)So what if they (you) took the hit to your wallet so Apple could do it. The product was shit and bad and nobody bought bought it
We at /brit/ believe in the Illuminati and there's a group of reptilians running everything and that
didn't know Apple had a new bossI miss Tim
just learned feminism is jews transposing their matriarchal culture on the other races where it doesn't belong
>>224595457good post
omds i've just clocked cruella de vil from 101 dalmationsCruella De VilCruel La Devil
>>224595481>She lightly chastised me CORRRRR
>>224595494He cancelled all of Tim Apple's vanity projects on day one of his job
>>224595481>Not even memeing, I labelled the file ( https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1788804994526788.mp4 ) "screaming_retard.mp4" because I had taken it straight from /wsg/ and she asked me why I had called it that.
>>224595481get that neighing bastard shut down
>>224595481good band name though
>>224595481>screaming_retard.mp4
>>224595385Just watching my back. In 6 months time I don't want her pointing out I've not been making any effort to improve my situation. I've already told her I've given up on life but if I have to work for money I will. Told her outright I've no interest in therapy or courses. I'm suitable for menial work and will apply for suitable roles when they come up.
>>224595509Howling at this
some cunt nicked my bike today. had two locks on it and it was in a cctv'd bike lockup in poshville and they still chopped through my locks and got it. fuming. hoping i can claim on my insurance.cunts.
>>224595517For me, it's The Howling Rasps
I man born without feed should not aspire being a football player-Herman the Wise German
retard, retard
>>224595533Bradford Christmas present now isn't it
>>224595537screbw
aff tae bed
>>224595533need to allow explosives to be put in bikes so they can be remotely detonated by the owner
>>224595517ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the stage...screaming retard
nowt the council can do. retard bros we'll win
roy needs to put pancho in his place
>>224595563*neighs victoriously*
>>224595537Non saying "yes more nons in my backyard"Brave woman
So now that I'm a professional neet and getting extra benefits, what should I do with my free time?
The Wailing Mongol
>>224595557*kisses your forehead*Night ruby
>>224595537would
>>224595416how so
>>224595548pull uppull up
>>224595572in an ideal world......
>>224595572We are charlotte church
>>224595562https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k51zy00GeIU
>>224595572still find it funny that half of all yanks view a weird podcaster as nu-jesus
>>224595557imagine tying her to that bed and spanking her botty
universal credit work coach told me off for answering with yes princess to all her questions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJ3PA6N0QXQ
>>224595581brummup neeeeeigh
>>224595481>shewas over for you before it began
Sex Tips: Cunnilingus Tutorial Start with her lying down, legs naturally spread apart. You kneel between her thighs—don't rush to dive in. Use your palms to slowly slide up from the inner thighs, thumbs gently pressing twice at the groin crease to signal you're about to begin. Use your nose tip or lips to brush the outer labia first—don't touch the clitoris, just breathe. **Phase One: Outer Warm-Up (30–60 seconds)** Use the flat of your tongue to lick from the perineum upward, covering the entire outer labia back and forth twice—slow speed, medium pressure. Gently suck each side of the outer labia with your lips, then release. Trace the edges of the inner labia with your tongue tip, like drawing a wet line. The goal here isn't direct orgasm—it's to get blood flowing to the whole area, making it sensitive. If she starts to squirm her hips or presses your head with her hand, move to the next phase. **Phase Two: Circling the Clitoral Hood (Easiest Place to Mess Up)** Don't go fast and hard on the clitoris right away. First, cover the entire clitoral hood area with the flat of your tongue and slowly move side to side, like giving it a warm compress. Then switch to your tongue tip, drawing very small circles around the hood's edge—one clockwise, one counterclockwise, getting smaller each time. After every three or four circles, gently suck the clitoris and hood together with your lips, release immediately, then resume circling. If she suddenly clamps her thighs or lets out a sharp sound, you're on the right track—stick to this rhythm, don't suddenly speed up.
why they forcing her to do that
>>224595621nowt dwp can do
>>224595533
>>224595481COME ONNEIIIIGGGHHHH
>>224595641book concentration camp victim
>>224595641me when I'm banned from speaking to /brots/
>>224595581what is that scrawny thing? Paddington is full faced and jolly
>>224595641nigga got that jude law hairline
gossip_guy
>>224595638**Phase Three: Direct Clitoral Attack + Rhythm Changes** Gently push back the hood (with your thumb or tongue tip) to expose the clitoral glans. Alternate between three tongue-tip moves: tapping, licking, and circling: **Tap:** Quick, light taps on the tip **Lick:** Sweep from bottom to top **Circle:** Tiny circles around the glans After 8–10 reps, switch to the flat of your tongue pressing and rubbing side to side twice for a "full coverage" breather, then back to the tip. Gradually pick up speed, but keep pressure light to medium—watch if her inner thighs start trembling or her hips buck upward. **Phase Four: Internal + External Combo (Killer Move)** Dip your middle or index finger in her own wetness for lube, then slowly slide it into the vaginal opening, palm up to find the G-spot (usually a spongy area about 4–6 cm inside, toward the belly button). Inside, do a "come hither" curling motion, while your tongue keeps the clitoral rhythm you found earlier. **Advanced Version:** Slowly circle or hook inside with the finger, while your tongue draws small counter-circles outside. Offset the internal and external rhythms slightly—she'll struggle to keep up and lose control faster.
>>224595664gone but never forgotten
>>224595657s
>>224595664in this house gossip_guy is a hero.
>>224595638right for me its the nina hartley tutorial which (in my opinion) should be shown to the boys in pshce class
>>224595669**Phase Five: How to Finish When She's Close** When you sense her breathing getting erratic, inner thigh muscles tensing continuously, and the clitoris hardening and getting extra sensitive, you've got two options: 1. **Speedy Finish:** Switch your tongue to quick, small-amplitude side-to-side sweeps or taps; ramp up the "come hither" frequency on the G-spot but with smaller motions. Hold steady until she climaxes—during the peak, don't stop cold; keep lightly licking the outer clitoris to stretch out the aftershocks. 2. **Tease Version** (Tying into that "slow burn" cowgirl idea you mentioned earlier): Right at the edge, slow your tongue to an ultra-slow, full-surface rub; keep your finger nearly still on the G-spot with just light pressure. She'll thrust her hips up begging for more. Then suddenly snap back to fast—usually sends her straight over. After climax, the clitoris will be hypersensitive—immediately switch to gently sucking the whole area with your lips, or lick the outer labia and inner thighs, giving her 30–60 seconds of refractory buffer before deciding on round two. **Practical Tips** Teeth absolutely must not touch the clitoris. Keep your tongue wet—midway, look up to swallow or use your fingers to bring up more lube. If she says "slower" or "lighter," do it immediately; if she says "just like that," lock in the current move and don't improvise. While her vagina's still pulsing post-orgasm, rest your tongue or finger inside to feel the rhythm, then gently sync up—it's an intense sensation. Aim for 15–20 minutes: First 3 minutes warm-up, middle 8 minutes main action, leave the end for reactions and wrap-up. Follow this rhythm—way more effective than just "wildly licking the clit."
>>224595676>My sister and nephew Corr did you ever fuck them
women need to learn to perform cunnilingus on the bellendmost of them cant even find it
>>224595693bro why
>>224595507the bastard
MY SHADOW MY SHADOW MY SHADOW MY SHADOW MY SHADOW MY SHADOW MY SHADOW MY SHADOW STOP
>>224595693.........nh
bro said direct clitoral attack
>>224595693step away from the computer
not too late for one more glass of winethey wouldn't do that to me
in an ideal world putting your willy in a fanny or a bum hole would be as common has shaking hands
right I'm off to bed so don't post anything interesting or worthwhile while I'm gone ok
right im a poo head
>>224595718dis nigga ded 31 years oldlittle man had the last laugh
>>224595718dead now of course
>>224595720alcohol is a poison, seek jesus
>>224595698Just jokes >>224595713Bro is asking AI how to eat out girls* (we are so cooked)
>>224595720on the sanpellegrino me
>>224595718another dumb dead fitness mong lmao
>>224595718sad how he turned into a gay schizoinevitable really
i'm 6'5 but I have severe autism so I am not a chad by any means
>>224595746why, so he can drink all his blood or summit?
I'm going to bed now :3 please wish me a good night and such things xx <3
>>224595734>>224595738How did he die?
>>224595754patrician
>>224595769good night sleep tight your future is so bright :) x x x
>>224595769good night sweetie pops x
>>224595747diabolical behaviour
sending a strongly worded email to the former onetitis demanding a dialogue or else I will be dragging her arse through court
>>224595746miss me with your jew god thanks>>224595754an acceptable choice, their arancino drink is very good but very expensivegot the last of the wine in the cup
how is eugenia cooney still alive
>>224595769Gn *kisses Ur head gn*
>>224595771vax
If you want to fuck her, you will have to eat her shit first.
UNDAH DA KNEE (undah da knee)UNDAH DA KNEE (undah da knee)COUNTERFEIT TWENTYDRUGS I TOOK PLENTYNOW I CAN'T BREEEAAATHE!
>>224595780>>224595782>>224595788u_u ty ilu xoxo
>>224595771drowned in a lake whilst high as a kite
irresponsible of the council to help a bigot who uses problematic language shall be taking this to the bbc forthwithwhats next aiding and abetting a dover protestor who names his phone footage biomass
wishing Rorke a "good shite" as per standard brit protocol
tfw COME ON, NEIIIGGGHHHHHH
>>224595718how tall was the short fella on the rightif someone says 5'11 i will smack you through the screen of whatever device you're using
>>224595785think a 6 pack was 5 quid in the co op, not cheap
Love you too
>>224595798Sad rip
absolutely horrendous advice
*draws in the sand*i'd form a beach-head on the mons pubis, with an artillery unit attacking the clitoris directlywith air support, hopefully, to follow
kill rorke
Now on the topic of neicefuckingUncle X neice is a pretty noncey relationship dynamic isn't it So sad
>>224595832alri monty
>>224595802it's weird how knowing the song identifies you as being of an age that makes it quite weird that you're here posting that
>>224595769night night x*bends over and blasts liquid shite all over your face*don't let the bed bugs bite
kill jester
>>224595801she looks quite fit in this one
>>224595812yes this has the potential to become the next national hot topicthe lad here must be crucified by the media and society for using such horrendous ableist language to describe someone who is only being very enthusiastic about life
>spent 20 minutes trying to get the shite amazon bot to let me change my delivery speed>give up and just call support>indian woman who clearly doesnt speak english fixes it in like 5 minutesgreat, spent the entire GDP on a robot that loses to indian call centres
deport leftypol to his dream destination of somalia
>>224595833The face you see before raped
>>224595820Connor is 6'1 so that dude must be 5'4
>>224595771steroid induced schizophernia
>>224595766do you still get girls though?
>>224595832great post
As a youth I used to weep in butcher's shops
in spanish it's called LA negre
>>224595868Indian call centers have been going hard lately when it's a woman one. They give you what you want
>>224595850there are those who say you cannot lick the foid into submissioni say, you have not tried licking hard enough
going to be spending over 4k on apple products in 3 days time, thats all my interest from my savings last year gone then
couldve just knocked on his door and asked what the neighing was about but instead we live in the post covid society of tattle telling and as such the story concludes with an email suggesting that some sort of action has been taken
>>224595852Now, I'm the king of the swingersOh, the jungle VIPI've reached the top and had to stopAnd that's what botherin' meI wanna be a man, mancubAnd stroll right into townAnd be just like the other menI'm tired of monkeyin' around!Oh, oobee dooI wanna be like youI wanna walk like youTalk like you, tooYou'll see it's trueAn ape like meCan learn to be human too
>>224595884no because I don't trust people
>>224595883What's his name?
neighbourberg smoking the devils lettuce again
>>224595911he'll start screaming soon as well
>>224595910idk i just remember it from a reel
>>224595882yea fair it was always over for him then
>>224595882weirdly enough there is a 5'4 guy who is also a big fitness influencer his girl sadly died a few months back, around the same time as Conor
>>224595904>couldve just knocked on his door and asked what the neighing wasKek you can do this with me too (if you're a girl, or my neighbour)
>>224595923its a single mum
>>224595907king louie was pretty cool tbf
>>224595938GHS
U kno wot i wahnt gurly.. . giv it over yeah
>>224595938Phoar PHOARRR >>224595946TRUE
>>224595868how did you even actually find a phone number to call
>>224595946why does she have sex with her brother
>yea mate, I know I'm biased, but that's sign of a healthy person and you should just accept my ramblings and not contest them
>>224595952Funny because if anyone other than a literal 6'5 chad who goes gym and has a new haircut said this to munters like in your pic, their confidence shoots up so high that they will act snobby and turn you down
>>224595904the somethingawful forum users from days gone by would've collaborated to devise a hidden camera setup and recorded the interaction at the door. this is what the modern age has stolen from us
>>224595975just bored really innit
>>224595974i started clicking random buttons to waste amazon's money enough that it gave me the option
>>224595938is she interested in a screaming retard as a potential husband
>>224595994cor COME ON
i just learned that 10% of children born in the uk from american soldiers were mulattos2000 which by conception rates means 10,000 blackeningsmad how even back then blacks were kings
>>224595983read about that SA user who shorted his neighbours electrics the other dayburned his house down or like
>>224595994Is this post about me? Are you trying to set me up with a girlfriend (wife)?
I PLAY SILENT HILL 2 ON REPEAT
>>224595557Me under the covers eating her delicious pussy
>>224596006wtf i see it
Jeff Buckley mania
>>224596005The internet and Jews raped your mind
>>224596022oh yeah I recognise her now, she's been a skeleton for ages. poor girl
>>224596022safe to say if /brit/ mentions a woman, its either a man or a malformed woman
>>224596005why not learn something valuable like a language or an instrument rather than hunting for things online to stoke your weird race obsession? you'll feel much better x
>>224596022mental that its even possible to be that skinny
>>224596038right well this isnt going to remove the black genes from being permanently part of the british genetic pool
>>224596022She's been like this for over a decadeShe got sectioned a while ago apparently and she just got worseDead soon!
>>224595982The trannies aren't gay anymore. Everything must be so complex now days. They're silence of the lambs types now now tootsie
>>224596009/brit/ lore I'm afraid: >>224595481
>>224596034>thailandthey all turn gay eventually
>>224596053ktim KTIM!!!!
I'm always so worried but everything will be fine and all the answers will come I will need to keep reminding myself to take a break from the constant mental thinking. It has been like 10 years! I need to remember that I need a break!
>>224595993i'll have to remember that trick next time. it's honestly insane how impossible it is to figure out how to call in to talk to a real person
>>224596053Rorke exposed
>>224596053that's /brit/ done then
>>224596054Well at least you don't have to worry about the gene pool. The Jews raped your mind and soul now you're chattel
>>224596065I don't think I would. I think I'd turn straight again.
I WATCH SHOT CALLER ON REPEAT
>>224596053every /brit/ racist complaining about brown people on bennies
>>224596053he could be doing the work which upholds the backbone of society such as being a newspaper cartoonist
>>224596087need to get her on the stellas i reckon and she'll fatten up
>>224596087Bulimics don't look like this because they don't stop stuffing their face sickly faces lol!
my ig waifu is getting bullied and it's making me cry
>>224596098weird ass nigga
>>224596119keyboard warriors can be such meanies
>>224596102I'm employed and racist I'll have you know
>>224596022even her nose is too underweight. imagine how dangerously malnourished you have to be for your nose to lose weight.
>>224596102>This comic is about someone I don't like >Let's make it about the other thing those people I don't like do, even though the comic wasn't about that PLEASE get more creative. Flavour of life innit
they did put a donk on it tbf
All my miggas heil netanyigga
>>224596138no idea what you're on about sorry
>>224596148yes lad get up haha
>>224596119Only sexy feet because she's female
imma pullup on the big 450pop it an twist it watch how it kicks in
>GB News>Talk TV>now thishow much boomer slop do we actually need
>>224596158>This picture someone else drew, which is clearly about something (else), is like this thing that I just said right now. It's exactly the sameArt theif
>>224596005again with the double spacing and weird interracial postdread to think what you look like in real life
The English Civil War was mental.
>>224596179>Littlewood & Cox
>>224596186It's amazing Yates isn't dead.
mums somehow spotted some kind of antenna on the neighbours' side of the roof (legally blind btw)thought that he's stealing our wifigot furiouscalled the ispthey told her that it's not possible without a password and that they can't do anything about it anywaybut asking him to shut his fucking dog is too much baka
>>224596179genuinely insane how liz truss' only notable achievement was being basically the most useless prime minister in British history and she gets a stipend for life and a tv show
>>224596196Every horse rider when they fall off because they didn't put their heels down
>>224596179when she getting on the Onlyfans?
>>224596179
Hull has a fine Maritime Museum
>>224596218Mousey posting in his favourite general
>>224596119those are cute feet that need to be in my mouth
>>224596191Banner for me and the yank posters all go to the race bait posters houses
>>224596189the pro-israel jeet also double spaces
>>224596234I Can'tBelieve!!!!
>>224596233mad how cool that would look as a mosquealready has two muslim domes
>>224596234gwan Mouse you do us proud son
>>224596226Yes like ozzy living to 76 despite snorting enough coke and pills to kill a dozen lesser men.
>>224596234Mousey when he's posting Torah in /isr/ (British people get ignored there btw)
>>224596234well what's happened there is that you posted that message pretending to be mouseythe real mousey hasn't posted here in years
Mousey on his 'I don`t exist' nonsense yet again
>>224596259when The Osbournes first aired I thought he was 76 back then
>>224596249*moves goalposts again for the millionth time*>Well that's because it was a Holocaust of bullets!
>>224596270
genuinely why are brown pipo so obsessed with black menwhen they post cuck stuff here it literally never includes a brown man it's always a black man
I'm a Jew LARPer. Not goyim. A real shoah pseudokike. I trade crypto. White man rabbi. The cost of rabbi service ain't free but it can be paid in monero. Monero is untraceable, buy it. I'm white. Hello fellow white people. I'm not white; don't use the time I said I was when I said that when I say I'm not white oo aaaa oo. I'm a faux semite
>>224596234That poster isn't even mousenonce
For me it was the stories he typed out starring Mr. Bean and Teddy getting up to antics with Diego and a multitude of YouTubers
>>224596270what's he done that for then
>>224596300Because Britain once castrated 6 million Indians. Many against their will
>>224596270need to put a pause on literally everything humanity is doing to wipe out all chimps and chimp adjacent things
>>224596300not even the protagonists in their own fantasiesgrim
>>224596272I'm an admirer of working class brits like them and Noel, Marr, best of the best>>224596278He was so zonked on Anermerican oxycontin lad lol. It was the height of free flowing prescription pad and oxy was everywhere .
Rorke in Japan when questioned about hooliganism: *googles a picture of Cass Penant on his phone* "see, hooligans were black, yeah nah, it's a common misconception"
>>224596326Mentally mental how this autistic tard dancing would've been LOLd at 20 years ago but now is only lmaod and it probably gets them pussy nowadays, because of tiktok
>>224596326go rorke go!
>>224595706i miss jay
>>224596326Me entering brit about to piss 7 people off with one post
>>224596319should have castrated them all
>>224596346Rorke terasteralised from fairy type to fuckboy!
>>224596250There's a third out of shot
>>224596270bodied that freak
>The weekly strip ran until 1993, following Roy's playing career until its conclusion after he lost his left foot in a helicopter crash. what a thing to appen
>>224596326Elliott Page on a mad one.
>>224596186i have no idea who that is sorry
>>224596106Struck a nerve Rorke dinnit?
>>224596270chimpanzee that
>>224596331looks like ronnie james dio
Having a son is a lot easier isn't it. At least it is after the first 12/14/16/18 years
hoooly divah
>>224596317he gon eat it
>>224596396what if your son is a social reject ghoulish incel freak politicsmong
>>224596396if this is toby saying something strange about incest, stop.
>>224595354
>>224596229I absolutely would
>>224596270hope they do that to that idiot bruce mma bloke who's going to fight a chimp. i want arms ripped off etc.
Having a son is easier after 12 or whenever they stop being babies and start having sex >>224596408>PoliticsmongHit him
>>224596396many men have had sons that now post on here 14 hours a day
>>224596419she likes it up her bum dry
>>224596415Nah. Can't fuck your daughter but it is about sex. A lot easier to have a son, isn't it? Terrible teens be damnedAnd women get periods innit
it was....... siggggggh.....
insane how you have absolutely no achievements (notable or otherwise) and you get a taxpayer funded stipend for life
>>224596417that is april we're a month on from there now you fucking MONG
>>224596433May as wellAlready done life and just waiting to die
bed time soon for me btw x
>>224596326Ladies 'mirin' though>>224596331His whole later years shenanigans with his cunt of a wife really almost stained his Sabbath years. It's your most recent phase of life that honours the old.
>>224596457Try for a 2nd?Double second Like cousins hayDouble cousin sex
>>224596453?
>>224596467keep up idiot
>>224596437How would you know. Doesn't seem like the type of woman who would.
Leftypol be like: damn rorke is kinda fucked up *bites lip*
>>224596315
>>224596478u are a certified fuckwit i can tell you that much
>>224596489SCRLoved them so much
>>224596479common knowledge
>>224596342mind status: raped
>>224596499Right well that wasn't me so go find your match
go to bed little ogrehonyou've got toil tomorrow.thanks for funding my lifestyle ;)
>>224596489sheer insanity
>>224596426>12 or whenever they stop being babies and start having sexalright Stephen Graham
>>224596315>>224596489that was garyeatsposter you fool
>>224596538Sex with each other Like 12 13
>>224596489exactly like deegs
>>224596543um
>>224596524every time I see a video of her mouth movements it makes me think shes retarded
>>224596554>>224596554
>>224596504I'm sorry lad
>>224596489sc
>>224596559>>224596559>>224596559
>>224596562That's alri
>>22459655014?
>>224596570Kinda funny I guess
