Prev >>224598620Kirkmas Eve edition
DENOUNCE ISRAHELL
playing valheim
Going to sleep in 12 minutes
>>224599916#jerkforkirk
>>224599916One of the lamer aspects about kirkposting is that the left already dgaf and forgot about Renee Good or Pretti so all my memes about them do nothing
going insane aaaaaaaaaaa
People think Gen X is all like Kurt Cobain or something no they're not man Gen X is just boomer lite. They're just boomers but gayer actually.
Done getting raped by goblins and ghosts tomorrows sesh we see who is next in the conga line, looks like demons
>>224599955HELP ME ******MAN!!!!!!
Smoking on that weed
>>224599944the somalis they died for never gave a single shit about them in life or death
>>224599921>Tooth Decay Hunter Gatherers have lower rates of cavities than their civilized counterparts >if they didn't get killed by something else first If we are disregard child mortality (ie natural selection) then the average lifespan of a hunter gatherer around 60-70 years old. Not ideal by today's circumstances but they have a much better health span compared to those in civilized society.
>>224599958They seem to have forgotten Gen X hasn't been young for decades
>>224599968post pic
How good at twerking would you say you are?
>>224599972I genuinely can't think of a more cucked death than dying for refugees, for free.
uh oh, stinky
>>224599991contemplate the aroma
gen X is like megaman X
Varg also made two techno tracks back in the early 90s when he got tired of the black metal scene. They were never released until he put them on his youtube channel. They're pretty good desu ngl
Mark Zuckerberg deserves to die.
>>224599991based biological terrorist
>>224600000>>224599999
>>224599975Refined grains and sugars are the leading cause of tooth decay.
>>224599991Why does he think the person on the plane is going to see his shitty reddit threadRedditors think think they're main characters in a sitcom
>>224600019He doesn't actually think that
Remember when the internet only existed in the computer room on the family desk top? What a powerful, yet destructive phenomenon to put the internet in the hands of anyone with a smart phone
>>224600017Top one is me lol
>>224600025Tbqh it was fine until thirdies got smartphones with internet access
>>224599916Worried I have to move out of my dad's sadly at my age 24 I still live with my aunt because I can't afford a place of my own in New England.
>>224600019Like everything on reddit it's fake and gay
Goodnight. I pray I wake up to win the lottery.
>>224600019He paid for wifi access just so he could get reddit karma
>piss>stream dies>shake shake>wait>shake shake>wait>snap underoonies back up>*drip*FUCK
>>224600061I pray you die in your sleep
>>224599979I smoked it
instagram is kind of like an endless wsg thread
Hitting the penjamin and listening to dubstep reggae
>>224600066can you pray this for me please
I blame my parents for how bad my life is I want to tell them how much of a dogshit job they did but I don't want to make them sad
what started as a routine traffic stop turned into a department wide shockwave
>>224600108Extremely feminine post
this isn't that kind of thread
>>224600108it's not their fault it's society's fault
>>224599944
>>224600120It's definitely their fault and their carelessness is why am so fucked up they ruined my life
>>224600133honor thy father and thy mother
Gay benchod thread
>>224600136Think this is shopped, her boobs aren't that big
No, I don't think I will kms despite being told to numerous times today by anons
>>224600140Fuck your sky god
>>224600143they are
I forgot to do laundry today
>>224600132lol
>>224600140How do you know he has good parents? Some people have awful parents.
>>224600136>>224600161ugly
I need to rub my cock head with soap, benchod
Praying for Rabbi Shmuley and his family right now.
fags get out
this is a 10/10
>>224600161jim is a lucky guy
>>224600192Why?
>>224600196>mediocre OF whore who fucks blacksWhy are Americans like this
Charlie kirk dying was funny but it’s time to get over it and find someone to kill Matt Walsh
>>224600182You're gay
>>224600195bogged nasty old roastie hag>>224600196beautiful angel
Id buss inside tha pussay and go like MMMMNNNNNNNNNNNGGGHHH
>>224600108That's cringe, take responsibility for yourself .
How stupid is that I plan on getting a personal loan out for flight school 12k from the bank and after I get my private 3k down payment
>>224600208I just watched this movie with my girlfriend
Just called a VTuber pretty and she blushed
>>224600226It's a good movieLike the girl version of Whiplash, but distinctly of the 2000s
>>224600205>who fucks blacksabsolutely c*nadian post
You're all a bunch of bitter miserable faggots. Do the world a favor and suck my disgusting hairy black balls.
>>224600221you should take out as many credit cards as you can, max them out, and then just not pay them off. make sure you take them out under some indian guy's name though.
>>224600196Gods given, benchod. Beautiful lady
>>224600132Even in the best picture of her they could find you can still tell she's an evil retard
>>224600234it's a paki
get this fuckin jamboy out of my thread
>>224600242why is she holding her hands in front of herput your arms down stupid bitch
>>224600221Take the loan then convert it to monero and flee to China or Indonesia
>>224600265Me? Lmfao
>>224600269shut up you goddamn idiot troon retard
>>224600269middle aged women all walk like that for some reason it's really weird
why do I need to brush my teeth if my ancestors didn't have to?
mommy! i need milkies! i need cummies! i've been a good boy!
>>224600269She’s part T Rex
>>224600289Because you consume goyslop
>>224600242>>224600275I am being serious and no I won't because loans can be sold to another country or have some guy be like oh yeah this nigga here is dodging loan payments
M'dih lea
why are zoomers like this
people have sex like it's a tuesday
>>224600315>loans can be sold to another country or have some guy be like oh yeah this nigga here is dodging loan paymentsI was joking, but in all reality i doubt they'd hunt someone down in some third world hellhole for an among as small as 12k. And if you had your money all in Monero they wouldn't really have any way to track you down other than seeing you too a flight to X country
Society is collapsing and you are worried about fucking video games and pumpkin spice lattes
heard your bussy clapping
>>224600345good
>>224600221>flight schoolJust enroll at Hustlers University, much better school
Sugar is what causes cavities. If you have a very low sugar diet you don't have to brush everyday. I only brush maybe once every 2 weeks, thigh i use mouth wash every other day. Been doing this for years with zero problem
My kitty cat is so cute and funny. I started walking down the hallway and he was peaking his head out around the corner looking at me. It was very funny and cute. :D
Is Alberta really gonna succeed?
This mango cooler tastes like shit. Oh well I only got it out of the fridge so I could hit my weed vape (shit's harsh on the throat & you really need a cold drink to go w/ it).
>>224600376the tate brothers are in prison right now
my grandma told me i look like ryan gosling out of nowhere. he actually literally is me
>>224600390wholesome XD
>>224600390You don't deserve to be happy
>>224600390imagine throwing him at the wall hard as fuck
Reddit is turning against India now too
>>224600390My cat is one of the main things keeping me going.
>>224600345haha youre a loser dude
I feel like big hotel chains have some kind of tacit agreement with organized crime given how many hotels are used for prostitution
>>224600391No, there's too many indians now. They are destined to fail even if they secede.
>>224600417not chill
>>224600421Worst time in history for me to be born South Asian.
>>224600424No, it's just hard to prove if a woman is a prostitute unless she has a different man coming to her room every hour
>>224600417brown hands typed out this post
Society isn't collapsing, you just got no motion
Found my pick
It's Charlie Kirk day. As someone who grew up on Charlie Kirk, I feel very Kirked out. RIP the man.
found my ick
>>224600434Bitch you’re in every thread
>>224600440>hard to prove if a woman is a prostitute unless she has a different man coming to her room every hourLegally it's hard to prove that's true. But these hotels could very well kick all of these people out if they so wanted. & Where there's one there's often multiple...
I'm scared this trade war will collapse canada
>>224600451It's KirkmasThe Kirkiversary Kirkoween
>>224600458If it makes you feel any better we're going to collapse too
>>224600458You will be selling your ass to American tourists by the end of the year
How about a friendly circlekirk?
The kirk spam gimmick is getting boring tbqh
>>224600453So, what? You have no right to police where I post.
>>224600458You're believing fake news bud, patriots are in control
one day youre in here and then youre gone, the next day youre gone
>>224600458The Canadian economy is fake and was bound to collapse anyway.
>>224600469>>224600470>>224600458https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVekJTmtwqM
>>224600472You're just saying that because you loooooove The Big Kirk.Don't worry, it'll die down massively after tomorrow
I have a migraine
This time the apocalypse is happening for reals. 5 more posts then it's totally going to happen or whatever
Death can't come soon enough for my white ass I just hope it's slow and extremely painful
>>224600486a lot of jobs rely on selling stuff to the US
>>224600458Excellent.
>>224600341Id do it but I wanna fly planes so I am following the straight and narrow I wanna get my license sadly I will be 24 when I start flight school
>>224600499How about a WEgraine for a change you selfish fuck
I'm scared this gock war will collapse my penis
Me when Canada collapses
>>224600497It was funny for the first half an hour or so
My grade 3 teacher was a massive cunt. Fuck you, Miss Hagen!
>>224600525Well you'll have to suffer through it for about 24 more hours
trump is holding my stimmy check hostage and will only release it if republicucks win the midterms
>>224600531u gonna doxx yourself retard
your bussy is publicly traded on the New York Gock Exchange, and I gotta say its value is plummeting by the hour.
Halloween approaches. My time shall come.
>>224600472"kirkiversary" wasn't very funny from the first minute. would've been funny if people hadn't been making roughly the same jokes for the last several months. 4chan is as bad as normalfagbook when it comes to beating a dead horse.
>>224600545
>>224600545Halloween is my birthday
drinking milk
>>224600549Admit it, you're just upset that people are making fun of your hero Charlie Kirk
>>224600563I disrespect you
Had peas, barley, homemade sauerkraut, and chicken croquettes for dinner
>>224600587Nightmarish
>>224600587antichrist physiognomy
>>224600587ultra grim
The hour draws near.
>>224600587potion seller
>>224600567Kinda crazy AI actually made Kirk decent looking cause his real face was a mess
>>224600537I'd use my $5,000 to buy some RAM chips for my PC, and maybe make some big payments on my student loans.
>>224600607fuckin screaming
>>224600603The gooning hour
>>224600537stimmy check? do you mean your tismbucks?
i disrespect all women
>>224600609I'm very gummy, I always smile low-key so people don't see me like...this...
Might cry
Why aren't you disrespecting the Antichrist?
The news about his death was the first I had seen about him in years. All of those style videos of online personalities confronting college students seemed to peak in the late 2010s and then went away . Or maybe i just became less plugged in to fluff political drama happenings idk
remember the "migrant caravans"
The point of the antichrist is that he'll trick and control Christains. Just saying.
Charlie Kirk's bones be a rattlin'
>>224600620tariff checks (that are never going to materialize)
Panicking about the passage of time again
>>224600651remember roxham road
I think I got maybe $500-1000 at most from the pandemic-buxx
Stand down, soldier. Patriots are in control.
government never gave me anything, only taken
the holocough stimmy checks were a terrible decision if you think about it
Didn't the "patriots" win the Cambodian Civil war, and then immediately genocide like three million people?
How do I stop feeling unhappy all the time
I also have several hundred dollars worth of unpaid parking tickets (that i will never pay)The gov'mnt giveth and the govmnt taketh
>>224600587mogs me
I wish I was normal
i wish i didnt shit 6-8 times a day
I wish I had a gock
I have so many grey hairs now compared to just two years ago. I'm a certified oldcel.
>>224600681Lift weights, go on a hike, cook, drink alcohol . anything productive usually gets me out of a funk
I want to self harm so bad I won't But I really want toI've forgotten how to cope with negative emotions
>Pre-EnlightenmentThe people owe their allegiance to a specific person, a king.>Post-Enlightenment and French RevolutionThe people's allegiance is to vague principles like "liberty" and "equality". Everything becomes abstract and poorly defined instead of concrete and specific.
>>224600713bitch nigga alert
>>224600740freg
>>224600595Don't call me the antichrist Canada
>>224600736how old are you?
Thinking about posting my dick again
>>224600751Mid 30s. When I said young guy, I was talking about you.
>>224600715This is what LOTR is about. Tolkein hated democracy. He thought it was gay and stupid.
Very confusing daily Torah today 31For their rock is not like our [Mighty] Rock. Nevertheless, our enemies sit in judgment. לאכִּ֛י לֹ֥א כְצוּרֵ֖נוּ צוּרָ֑ם וְאֹֽיְבֵ֖ינוּ פְּלִילִֽים:For their rock is not like our [Mighty] Rock. The enemies should have understood all the above, that the Lord gave Israel over [to them], and that victory must not be attributed to them or to their deities. For until now, their deities have achieved nothing against our Rock. Because their rock is not like our Rock. The word צוּר in Scripture is always an expression meaning סֶלַע, rock . כִּי לֹא כְצוּרֵנוּ צוּרָם. כָּל זֶה הָיָה לָהֶם לָאוֹיְבִים לְהָבִין שֶׁהַשֵּׁם הִסְגִּירָם וְלֹא לָהֶם וְלֵאלֹהֵיהֶם הַנִּצָּחוֹן, שֶׁהֲרֵי עַד הֵנָּה לֹא יָכְלוּ כְּלוּם אֱלֹהֵיהֶם כְּנֶגֶד צוּרֵנוּ, כִּי לֹא כְסַלְעֵנוּ סַלְעָם; כָּל צוּר שֶׁבַּמִּקְרָא לְשׁוֹן סֶלַע:
Hmm so conflict is a good thing and that (and failure) is actually God wanting you to win 29If they were wise, they would understand this; they would reflect upon their fate. כטל֥וּ חָֽכְמ֖וּ יַשְׂכִּ֣ילוּ זֹ֑את יָבִ֖ינוּ לְאַֽחֲרִיתָֽם:they would reflect upon their fate. They would turn their attention towards thinking carefully about the end of Israel’s troubles [that the whole cause is God’s punishing Israel, rather than attributing Israel’s defeat to their own power]. יָבִינוּ לְאַֽחֲרִיתָֽם. יִתְּנוּ לֵב לְהִתְבּוֹנֵן לְסוֹף פֻּרְעֲנוּתָם שֶׁל יִשְׂרָאֵל:
>>224600821Umm
For their vine is the vine of Sodom. [This verse is] connected to the above [verse 26. The continuity of these verses thus reads as follows:] “I said to Myself that I would make an end of them, eradicate their remembrance from mankind-because their deeds are those of Sodom and Amorah…”. כִּֽי־מִגֶּפֶן סְדֹם גַּפְנָם. מוּסָב לְמַעְלָה — אָמַרְתִּי בְּלִבִּי אַפְאֵיהֶם וְאַשְׁבִּית זִכְרָם לְפִי שֶׁמַּעֲשֵׂיהֶם מַעֲשֵׂי סְדוֹם וַעֲמוֹרָה:and the field of. Heb. וּמִשַּׁדְמוֹת, grain field. It is similar to the verse, “and the field (וּשְׁדֵמוֹת) will yield no food” (Hab. 3:17); and, “in the field (בְּשַׁדְמוֹת) of Kidron” (II Kings 23:4). שַּׁדְמֹת. שְׂדֵה תְּבוּאָה, כְּמוֹ "וּשְׁדֵמוֹת לֹא עָשָׂה אֹכֶל" (חבקוק ג'), "בְּשַׁדְמוֹת קִדְרוֹן" (מלכים ב כ"ג):grapes of rosh. [The word רוֹשׁ] means: A bitter herb. [This has been variantly translated as the cultured poppy, from which opium is extracted, colocynth, and hemlock. See Nature & Man in the Bible , by Yehuda Feliks.] עִנְּבֵי־רוֹשׁ. עֵשֶׂב מַר:and they have bitter clusters. A bitter drink, which is appropriate for them; their punishment corresponds to their deeds. Onkelos also renders this phrase likewise: “And the punishment of their deeds is like their bitterness.” אַשְׁכְּלֹת מְרֹרֹת לָֽמוֹ. מַשְׁקֶה מַר רָאוּי לָהֶם, לְפִי מַעֲשֵׂיהֶם פֻּרְעֲנוּתָם, וְכֵן תִּרְגֵּם אֻנְקְלוֹס "וְתוּשְׁלָמַת עוֹבָדֵיהוֹן כִּמְרָרוּתְהוֹן":
>>224600838In the same vein,34Is it not stored up with Me, sealed up in My treasuries? לדהֲלֹא־ה֖וּא כָּמֻ֣ס עִמָּדִ֑י חָת֖וּם בְּאֽוֹצְרֹתָֽי:Is it not stored up with Me. As the Targum renders it, “They think that I have forgotten their [evil] deeds, but these deeds are all locked away and preserved before Me.” הֲלֹא־הוּא כָּמֻס עִמָּדִי. כְּתַרְגּוּמוֹ, כִּסְבוּרִים הֵם שֶׁשָּׁכַחְתִּי מַעֲשֵׂיהֶם, כֻּלָּם גְּנוּזִים וּשְׁמוּרִים לְפָנַי:Is it not [stored]. The fruit of their [bitter] vine and the [bitter] produce of their field are stored up with Me. הֲלֹא־הוּא. פְּרִי גַפְנָם וּתְבוּאַת שַׁדְמוֹתָם — כמס עמדי:
>mousenonce has converted to islaminteresting development
>>224600861If I dated a Muslim, she would convert to Catholicism if they want to play those games, btw. Now seethe and call me a heathen
>>224600861daft
screaming
>>224600861Torah is Jew you goy fuck
Where does the Bible say that you are supposed to have a democracy? It doesn't. It never says that.
>>224600873Then leave religion out of it before I rape you by Allah
Pretty sure the Qur'an says I can rape my wife, so there Fucking incel bitch chud Or says I can rape her so long as she's not pregnant or lactating
They made it up. Democracy is not Biblical.
Before I hit enter I remember learning on 4chan that the Qur'an says I can drink my wives breast milk so long as the baby is not more than 1 years old
i think women owe me
Nvm it's cuck shit and 2 yearsBy Allah he reminded me that it is 1-2/1000 and not 2000, or 20000 for postpartum psychosis
Well today's Torah was mentalParshat Ha'azinu, 5th Portion (Devarim (Deuteronomy) 32:29-32:39)
It's 10:15pm
>>224600935*12:15
ayo dis nigga doesn't know how to have sex
>SexIt's been 10 years... A decade...
Bananas In pajamas Are coming down the stairs Bananas In pajamas Are coming down in pairs
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1788983145248043.jpgWas he based? Does leftylol love him?
Just set my alarm for 10:00am.
>>224600992Mine is set for 8 am :/
cap', ah cannae stop pooen
why does Philadelphia have so many murders?
>>224601038And cream cheese
>>224601038Drugs, poverty, and thug culture
>>224600715>Everything becomes abstract and poorly defined instead of concrete and specific.That's cause feudalism was all about those specific oaths and allegiances. Early modern nationalism is more abstract because of centralization of power , states getting bigger and bigger, standing armies, etc.
>>224600587Smeagol phenotype
have you ever made a woman orgasm?
>>224601086As long as I nut that's all that matters to me
>>224601086YesTwiceWith my tongue
>>224600064try pressing up on perineum to clear the urethra. it sometimes works.
skibidi biden
>mouse nonce and schizojeet spamGrim insane asylum thread
>>224600391i'm going to vote for it, yes. it may pass. even if it doesn i think it's unlikely the government actually goes through with it. see democracy doesn't actually exist in canada anymore. you can vote for a thing and it'll win and then it doesn't happen because the country is run by corporate interest and globalist hegemony.
in the end 4chan will just be schizos spamming into the void
>>224601133>he hasn't filtered mousydumbass
>maybe I could persuade you to fight in Iran
>>224601282maybe you could convince me not to pin you to the ground and use your esophagus as a condom
>>224601282https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiA_wC01KKo
>>224601335You won't do shit, incel
i want to slam my coworker's pig wife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XkrhhsV6zg
>>224601343*rapes her in front of you*
>>224601349>thumbnailis that ai
>>224601357its all AI
https://youtu.be/FUFWkuMY6xM
>>224601375I don't get it
>>224601395One of the [many] differences between me & my husband
why is he called mousenonce does he have a pet mouse or something
>>224601086yes
>>224601498He used to post mice cartoons and would make strange blogposts about interacting with the mice in his apartment
I feel like the smiths have reached the same point as the beatles where it's cool and contrarian to say you hate them but it's all still good music
>>224601532>contrarianYes>coolNo! Hating good music because it's popular is not cool.
>>224601395I think i figured it outShe asked for the blind so she could take off her clothes so she doesnt get peech juice all over them because she eats like a mongoloid
thats nuts
>>224601498
>>224601395It's some sex joke but what exactly idk
>>224601532>smiths>good music
She's rubbing the juice from the peaches on her skin to make it smooth and smell mice.
>>224601587Mice smell like poop
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/u5FnJG2MTZM
>>224601375She only sucks on balls in private, or something
>>224601560no way, i have one of those awards
>>224601545Classic peach humor
None of these explanations are satisfying.I am forced to conclude that the comic is nonsense.
My mom just emailed me the list of symptoms for a fever
>>224601621My grandpa emails me whenever there's a shark attack somewhere in the US
>>224601282You could probably get a lot of men to enlist if you promised them a war bride instead of free college
tummyberg is rumbling
>>224601573RightThey are actually great music
