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OP thinks that is his actual girlfriend
>>224630126It's literally EXACTLY 25 years to the hour of the 9/11 attacks and you just had to make an edition to your hapoid waifu? Fucking wanker.
mad that lovecraft were a massive racist
Had a stinking hangover but made it to the gym over lunch and feel slightly betterMight go to the pictures tonight
>>224630126need you sin binned
>>224630126need to see her on facialabuse
thinking about introducing alysa to the family againthey'd be a bit unnerved that she's not white at first but i know she'd win them over
forgetting something...ah if it was important id remember
>>224630153if we breeze through this edition in the next 13 minutes then we will have time to make a thread at 1:46
hate mfs at work who think they can just call youi will not be answering
>humiliation ritual>ai slop
>>224630126why do you freaks spam this mutant?
the woman in the opposite building is washing up or something and her big tits are bouncing around. been staring at her for ages.
>>224630190horrid boy
>>224629759COPE>>224629849idk this mix but>takaaki itohnot bad my G>>224629851cant get over that mole on her chesti'm sorry that's just too grimit casts a shadow it's so protruded
yes I will be drinking again tonight AND tomorrow too >:D
>>224630126W
>>224630196they think that just because she's a tad wonky looking they have a chance with her, the olympic champion
>>224630196only freaks are the ones getting triggered by me posting attractive women
>>224630196she's lovely
what was the post of the thread??
Why is scotland so leftwing
>>224630226old man wanking
>>224630196It's one fat bloke who admitted he spends all day watching 'comfort streamers'
is it true average British boomers still think Ireland is poor and backward
>>224630234wrong, dollymong. there are several ‘lyssa posters
Man, I see in Fight Club the strongest and smartest men who’ve ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see it squandered. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables—slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We’re the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We’ve all been raised on television to believe that one day we’d all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we’re slowly learning that fact. And we’re very, very pissed off.
>>224630234>bro saved an alysa pic and pretended to be a 'lysa poster to 'own' them
>>224630234I honestly didn't think people like this existed
>>224630248they are
/brit/‘s go-to insult?
mental how fucking stupid foids are
your lot get far too obsessed with other posters take a break
>>224630234vile vile vile
quaint british pub opened up around here a few years ago, but it never did very well and it was burnt down on the fourth of july this year
>>224630234that's gyaldemlad
>>224630271bloody basterd bitch
>new gimmick appears and becomes extremely popular>Dollymong decides he doesn’t like it>constantly spams that it’s one person doing the gimmick in a pitiful attempt to kill it>fails and only makes himself look like a huge schizo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BzmCbtvzf8
hey guys stop being obsessed with me spamming some ugly Chinky all day every day man take a break
>>224630289lmfaoooo
Bring back school girls legs posting
uh oh dollymong’s getting defensive over his obsession now uh oh
>>224630126would very much like to lock her up in my cellar and train her to be my sex slave
drops the waifu spam when he's been rattled, see
>>224630264bizarre for you to cope that it's some false flag, gyaldemfreak admits to that sort of embarrassing thing all the time
>>224630271cock womble
>>224630302
on /brit/‘s behalf, i accept your concession
>>224630279only mick pubs do well in the states
>>224630288>I came for Curry Club, ordering the Katsu Chicken Curry Well we know what we think about katsu in these parts!
>>224630325:O
>>224630318so you admit there's multiple 'lysa posters then
swinging from trees with the mandem
The samefagging has begun. Now he’s REALLY mad.
my favourite kind of brit posters are the midwits who think they can figure out who is responsible for each post, convincing themselves that various characters are behind every post they don't like
>>224630352the apedem
>>224630325um
>>224630354>cat languagei'd talk to her pussy if you understand the implication(i'd blow on it like i'm doing cpr and inflate her like a balloon then let go and watch her fly all over the room)
>>224630198kleast creepy brit psoter >>224630203scream, this is me and sunday
Francis Higgins AND Brian Limond both streaming on youtube right nowFrancis Higgins edging it out with 864 viewers, compared to 577 of Brian Limond's viewersIreland wins again
American Airlines Flight 11 hit the North Tower of the World Trade Center at this exact moment 25 years ago.
>>224630389oops
before smartphones, if you were waiting for a bus or something you just had to sit there and think about stuff
nth for the gyaldem
>>224630389holy shit are they ok??
hold tight Marishout out my dargs at Trinity General school'llow them Gehenna wasteyutedem next man doin wagwarns free my bredrin Stevie
>>224630395what's the punishment?
>>224630404i listened to my cd player
>>224630373That's his girlfriend mate, no need for that
need for speed: withdrawal edition
>>224630389now whyd it go and do that
ian duncan shit
>>224630357brit is littered with 88 iq mongs
>>224630395corr
>>224630425you drove when you were at school did you
>>224630440takes one to know one
>>224630440i know, i'm replying to one!
Searching for posts that contain ‘brick’ and with the username ‘homealoneeveryfridaynight’. 18 results found.
Reckon most of you will get done for sex offences tbqhwh
>>224630389oh shit. huge oversight in the flight plan
>>224630395I see a fat single mum in her future
>>224630456Reckon you've got autism
>>224630450>>224630451scream done that freak
>>224630456You're a leb
>>224630461i see a can of coca cola but long
>>224630446digga was zum fick
>>224630425>Literally*Virtually. "literally everyone drove" is an absolute quantifier and unless you’ve verified every individual, “virtually everyone” is more accurate
>>224630450>>224630451hs>>224630456wouldn'y surprise me if they just arrest us incels at some point under minority report and shit and cos the average person cant comprehend the idea of an adult human not having sex every few months at a minimum
>>224630412Big up mans
they hate to see a brotha make an afternoon cup of tea
>>224630404used to read loads when I was young then I got a smartphone and now I have attention span of a fish, my eyesight is fucked and my literary skills are shot
>>224630482oh yea i can see that toowonder why they make those long cans anyway, what's wrong with the normal ones
>>224630486done him
>>224630505many are saying this
>The former chief executive of Southern Water has appeared at court charged with conspiracy to defraud over alleged efforts to manipulate water quality tests to avoid penalties. Matthew Wright, 60, appeared at Bromley Magistrates’ Court on Friday, September 11, alongside other former employees to face the criminal charge for the first time. Wright, as well as Philip Barker, 57; Clive Massey, 64; and Mark Gregory, 63; are accused of conspiracy to defraud the Environment Agency and water regulator Ofwat. It is alleged that between January 2012 and December 2017, the individuals manipulated the self-monitoring regime by carrying out artificial no-flow events at wastewater treatment works.
>>224630505and what made it worse was that after I was floored and realised what he was trying to do I started to try and frantically crawl away while I made little short panicked gasps of air as he tugged on my school trousers
hello
>>224630440enriched
Rorke driving down the footpath in a pedal car making engine noises with his mouthTo own the bus wankers
>>224630529always talmbout some hello
>>224630404I dont have any friends so I still do that
Rorke putting a quenchy cup between his bike tyre so it sound like a motorbike
>>224630408fit one for once
I got away with seeing that Kirk video all this time until some dickhead Yank posted it yesterday You know who you are ok!
the legend of ganja: marijuana's mask
>>224630529bro thinks he's lionel richie
rorke asking his chatgt pro for comparisons between black and white intelligence leftypol using grok to get generated images of his female family members with black men
bbc news clearly paid to give anthropic publicity every single day. not news is it just advertising. scum
>>224630522the gents doing a bit of old school crime
>>224630560you've been raped sonny jim
Rorke "studying genetics* (watching interracial porn)
barbara soprano was fit she should have got more screentime
>>224630529blud thinks he's adele
I'm still pissed off that I slept through 9/11.
>>224630589ffs well there's always next time rasheed
there's nothing to do for fuck sake hate this dump
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhjHWbJJ7E
dunno what calendar to get for 2027
>>224630589here you go mate :)https://youtu.be/Wh-j33lW97Y?t=46
MIYAG AAAAAA AAAAY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJMT33dFXtQ
>>224630620try one of these
>>224630595
>>224630620tell you what calendar you shouldn't get. a 2026 one!
>>224630620countryfile calendar always a certain hit
Do you have pedos in /brit/ ?We have a schizo pedo in /nederdraad/ and when he goes on about cute little boys we say "hey fritzer leave those kids alone" (his name is frits)
>>224630651ok i will eat it!
>>224630620sydney sweeney
United Airlines Flight 175 hit the South Tower of the World Trade Center at this exact moment 25 years ago.
>>224630664we have ziedbelg too
where did you guys do your year 11 work experience I did mine on a farm
>>224630503Not in my ends homie, big ups
>>224630664we have like 3 posters here that fit this description
>>224630680how frightfully rude
Sometimes I fancy an omelette but then halfway through it I feel sick and can't eat anymore. Doesn't happen with scrambled egg though which is basically an omelette but mushed aboutWeird that
>>224630688In a garage, like WIll
>>224630688didn't do any as my school was incompetent
will Israel ever face repercussions for killing 3000 Americans 25 years ago today?
>a thousand streams but not the oneIt not right
>>224630664We sometimes see a poster here from /britfeel/ called ShipAnon who regularly calls for lowering the age of consent if not doing away with it entirely
This photograph was taken at this exact moment 25 years ago.
>Sungold F1 hybrid are a closely guarded secret by its developer, the Tokita Seed Company in Japan. [1] bastards
>>224630672both leftypol and rorke flummoxed
my school organised my work experience for me because they knew I was retarded they gave me co op but I just never went so I had a nice week off school playing Xbox
>>224630620Hollyoaks
>>224630688Little cafe/teahouse thingIt was fun, owner offered me a job once I was done with college but it closed before I finished
>>224630688Did mine at a job centre
>>224630664far too many. i mean 1 is too many but we seem to be long past that
>>224630688I feel like I probably did do some but I literally have no memory of it. Smoked a lot of weed between the ages of 16 and 26 and it's all a bit of a blur really.
>>224630680wtf another plane??!!
>>224630688Staples
>>224630753ktim
343 years ago today, the siege was lifted in Vienna to lead to the major battle the following day.
>>224630772Umm
wish I were an office drone but no I'm a real working man who can't take any drugs
rorke hates weed because he never tried it
>>224630772
>>224630349yeah i never said otherwise that was somebody else
>>224630756grave errors in miscommunication and spatial awareness are at play here
>>224630688our school did it in year 10, went to a company that makes exhausts
>>224630688It was in year 10 for me and i did 2 weeks in Halfords and they forgot about me after the weekend
The good thing about 4chan is that it's a containment zone for incels who will never breed, so they don't bother normal people with incel shit
>>224630772post your school girl legs
Rorke waking up from a weed induced haze at the age of 26 in a doctoral bonnet and gown and with no recollection of the past 10 years
Can't watch old videos of NYC because it's too blackpilling on demographics
I think I did work experience in a charity shop
*country song playing comes to an abrupt stop*The White House has announced that a second plane has struck the World Trade Center*country song resumes*
>>224630814Why's his arse glued shut
naked Tim. NO. NO naked Tim. DO NOT post the naked Tim.
>>224630814"Cody save meee"
>>224630822this is THE post of the thread
>>224630814zesty posed
*posts the naked Tim*
balls smelling musky this morning
>>224630728HHL is a paedoheathernonce is a paedoziedy is a paedomousenonce is a paedoand there are at least 2 anonymous paedos, the ones that post about schoolgirls
>>224630841Thanks I put a bit of thought into that one
9/11 just reminds me of old 4chanit was a pseudo cult on this website
rorke putting ‘30 years an imbecile’ on his cv
A lot of people think AI will kill us within a decade
anyone get this magazine back in the day?
>>224630822https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sWt8ZIgDA9I
you guys got a teapot or you just go raw in the mug?
>>224630620
>>224630901looks like a ghoul so he does
What do people (not me) who have no qualifications or work experience put on a CV? Every skill I have is self taught
I never did work experience and now I’m 24 and never had a job, chances of that
>>224630909Is that Charlotte "Big jugs" Hinchcliffe?
>>224630620another year of gregorian for me
>>224630923talk about how you care for gimps (us)
>>224630923>>224630927
>>224630927work experience taught me that minimum wage work is so fucking shit and i need to suffer for a few years to get to the point where i just sit around doing nothing for a living which is what i am doing right now
>>224630923half of my CV is stuff i taught myself. get it added
>>224630936yeah
i remember seeing my mum's tits as a child and being scared of them because the nipples were too big
putting down how I volunteer to provide social company to the mentally ill
>>224630978cor give us a suck
putting down bankai under my list of skills
>>224630978nipples gonna get yaNipples Gonna Get YaNIPPLES GONNA GET YANIPPLES GONNA GET YA!!!!!
Big brains who studied computers - should we be worried about runaway AI?
>>224630982reference: Diego
>>224630581wasn't she played by 2 different actors?
>>224631012what are you scared of exactly?
often see games come out that look fun but my miserable little laptop couldn't handle them and i'm not going to drop hundreds of pounds on an incel machine just to play them
>>224631042get an egg box
>>224631031This British kid said there's no oversight and these systems could take over the world
>>224630620I always get the woodland trust woodland wildlife calender This month is a vole :3
>>224631058Balance Beam's a bit of a daft name I'd ignore him ok
>>224631042get on facebook marketplace and pick up a ps5 or xbox desu
>>224631031would be funny if mechahitler takes over tesla cars and begins running over minorities
>>224631058he's british, he has no idea what he's talking about
richard and mortin
>>224631058it's harry potter
Where were you on 911? And don’t say you don’t care cause your a limey.We are all Americans.
>>224631058any company worth a damn has checks and balances in place. the AI can be a maverick if it wants, it will just not be allowed to push anything itself and will be very far removed from production the AI would kind of be like /brit/, just shouting into the void
how many americans your age do you think you could knock out if they tried to gang up on you? I reckon a fair few before I end up overwhelmed
>>224631096genuinely don't remember, was only 2
Find myself agreeing more and more with the left on the issues of today.I say that as someone whose grandfather was a Tory MP
>>224631096Math class
>>224631096in the womb
>>224631102Reckon one (particularly large and African) American could hold you down and rape you
>>224631096at home watching the aftermath on the news with mummy dearest
>>224631096finishing school but didn't really care about it cos I wanted to play on my Nintendo
>>224631107My grandfather died in Singapore during WW2
>>224631102Depends where who I'm fighting, if the I'm in the hood cooked. In long Island ill take 1 or 2 down with me
time to give graphic tees a try
>>224630688Went to a biology lab that tested blood and poo for diseases was actually kind of cool they had dinosaur poo there
booking an escort with huge tits for tomorrow
>>224631137Shag too many ladyboys and die?
>>224631096i was at home eating smegma butter when pyotor call'tower is kill''no'
booking a rentboy with a fat arse for tomorrow
Look at my poor bruised knee
hanging a picture of a jpop girl on my office cubicle
mad how its became normal for to claim israel were behind 9/11, even 3-4 years ago that would have been anti semitic beyond belief and mentioning it at a work place would be a no go now even the karens are letting it fly
>>224631190aww come here *snogs it better*
>>224631226
>>224631193sacked for being a nonce next week
howled a bit
>>224631226the difference is that the conviction is massively watered down and just because people are using racist, incel, or 4chan languages, it doesn't necessarily mean they're doing it with understanding. look at how incel terminology has lost meaning and how the people who it's used by act or look
>>224631137Did he fall off a nazi guard tower?Wait...
Hannah Fry sex arse
reading art of war by sun tzu on my lunch break
>>224631190Freakish white hair leg boy
I doubt normies even know where Singapore is LMAO
>>224631269omg how r u?
might abuse some drugs and alcohol
American Airlines Flight 77 hit the Pentagon at this exact moment 25 years ago.
might abuse myself for being the pathetic slug that I am
My dad had a pet ferret when he was a teenager, he used to stick down his jacket while he rode his motorbike around and it'd poke it's head out the top and watch what was going on, one time it obviously got scared and bit him on the nose and properly clamped on and wouldn't let go. He had to ride to the hospital with it bleeding all over so they could wrench the jaws open. He didn't do it any more after that.
>>224631329oof. ouch. owie
The Charlie Kirk shooter hit an amazing shot to be fair
>>224631329Okay but what does this have to do with British culture though?
Yes, I do believe there's a Jewish cartel of some sort trying to dominate the world. Maybe not like a Rothschild type shit since the 1800s, but Israel and Jewish people in other countries for sure do thisBut also people have forget there are Muslim and Asan equivalents of this. Especially the UAE and Saudis. And who is that one Imam who is secretly one of the worlds richest men?In my opinion, the secret Muslim cartel has more power in Europe than the Jewish one. ITs the opposite for the USA
>>224631330This is the exact same post as this >>224631311
>>224631335dad sounds like a bit of a spastic tbf
>>224630389>>224630680>>224631329mad how most of the attacks happened over the course of a single /brit/ threadof course if /brit/ existed at the time i imagine we'd be absolutely storming through threads
>>224631329
I hate Somerset and Leeds so fucking much
>>224631359do you often count time based on how many /brit/ threads we could go through?
Does England dump their minces in Blackpool or is that an old wife’s tale?
>>224631358Certainly won't argue with that, he's properly autistic and has alienated quite literally everyone in his life except for my equally enspasticated brother and they just sit watching youtube slop all day
>>224631096i was in the principal's office watching it live on tv. the lady i was watching it with had an aunt who worked in the north tower. i remember her face when she realised her aunt was dead/going to die.
Osama bin fartin LMAO
>>224631384get him on here
>>224631350that’s the same thing
>>224631380Mince pies you mean? I've never taken one to Blackpool
11 /brit/ thread shift at toil tomorrow :/
>>224631396seconding this. brother too
mad how the first /brit/ post of charles's reign was a yank
Americans really do make everything about them, when was the last time you heard anything about 7/7
>jews are le based and white saar
if you remember 9/11 i hope you've picked out a good nursing home
(8) BorderlineFeels like I'm goin' to lose my mindYou just keep on pushin' my loveOver the borderlineBorderline (8)
Therefore, I say to you, O nations that hear and understand, “Wait for your shepherd; he will give you everlasting rest, because he who will come at the end of the age is close at hand. Be ready for the rewards of the kingdom, because perpetual light will shine on you forevermore.
>>224631396>>224631412Alright I'll see what I can do. Genuinely lucky my brother is too stupid to properly understand the internet, he knows how to watch youtube and find anime porn but never managed anything social. He definitely would have been a chrischan tier lolcow if he had that ability.
>one in three would vote for Welsh independence, poll finds
>>224631448do you just look up jew shit all day everyday and get mad?
A penguin taught me French back in Antarctica
i just dont get this tracey emin art
seeing signs and im scared lads
>>224631485if he could do this irl he'd still be with us to this fucking day, and thats what's really tragic about all of this
>>224631490how about this for a sign*curls one out in the sink*
>>224631485He looks a bit like a cinnamon swirl there
>>224631481t'es con ou quoi?
>>224631485mental illness
>>224631490*rapes you to death*
>>224631481i am verhy fond of ze.... 'ow you say in engleesh.... fish
>>224631485The Home Office unironically has a unit monitoring rorkes who post Kirk memes
>>224631535Israel controls the world btw
>>224631530charlie's not gonna shag you mate
>>224631379don't you?
>>224631535and what do you want us to do about it?
decided to treat myself to a posh wank and then everyone wants to come home. Completely fucked everything up thanks guys
Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh viennnaaaaaa
>>224631563the homo office
>>224631365why those two places in particular
>>224631462Luv em x
signing up to teach English in Japan only to end up in a rural Aomori town instead of Tokyo...
>>224629010>>224629010>>224629010Recycle
>>224631601they're mostly staffed by feminist foids and pussywhipped moids
>>224630287>>and becomes extremely popular>>Dollymong decides he doesn’t like itSucks to be the absolute lowest on the food chain
>>224630855>mousenonce is a paedoNo.
