science edition
>>224631108Black people already hate indians for a variety of reasons
>>224631145>Science is heckin' real!>also souls are born into the wrong body or something so transgenders are the same as real womenMany such cases
science is made up
Dead general this morning
Dogberg is looking at me like she wants to go for a walk
life is pretty much miserably sad for no reason and then you just die
>>224631211Yes science is real and god is made up
>>224631175all of those reasons: blapipo are tribal
In a press conference during 9/11, Trump claimed "A well ordering of the real numbers" would solve the conflict with Iran. Trump said:>"You know, and I know stuff, Cantor insisted on this well ordering of the real numbers, and I know Cantor, he ain't making stuff up. Then Zermelo made this Axiom of choice thing to let people well order the real numbers, but then Zermelo didn't show me how to do a well ordering of the real numbers, he just said there is one. Well Mr. Zermelo you want me to buy your hotel without letting me see it? Anyways there's these guys in measure theory and they keep using this Axiom of Choice to claim they are making well orders all sorts of subsets of real numbers. You should see what they are up to, they have some weird stuff going on with sets with no measure and stuff, all thanks to their well orderings. But this whole time no one has shown me what a well ordering of the real numbers looks like. If you find one show it to me and to Iran and we will open up the Strait."Mathematicians across the world are attempting to find a constructive method of getting a well order of the real numbers to meet Trump's demands.
>>224631626lmfao
du bist gut genuuuugdu bist gut genUuuUUUuuUUg
>>224631145I dont follow science or religion.
Took the day off and now I'm sitting in my car blasting the AC while doing laundry
>>224631145>Science is realCan men become women? >Except there
just finished mowing the yard
just realized that disney parks are the foids version of a stripclub
>erm akshually this is a BLUE board and you can't post that here!!!
>>224631584Idk about the US but blahpipo here are at the forefront of complaining about how Indians smell, I swear half the time you see someone making an Indian BO comment it's a black person in Canada. At least one non-tribal reason.
Wish women had existed in 2001
you know who else had their wtc blown up???
White americans are in average much better looking than white canadians for some reason excluding quebec. White quebec people are very attractive.
>>224631309/int/ is unusable today.
>>224632052>White quebec people are very attractive.t. Has never been to Quebec
>>224632052on average**
>>224632080It's fucking 9:11 on 9/11
>>2246320824XXL Beef patties in Germany would be considered a small here
today would be an epic day to open the hormussy kek
>>224632068I went to quebec city and theres a lot of good looking people there.
>>224632119It's actually 7:11, easterner
>>224632052Tbh I had the opposite impression, but I may just be comparing Torontonians to middle Americans and Southerners
>>224632053There's barely any 9/11 stuff compared to years past
>>224632082hunting license: $50ammo: penniesgun: pricelessI'd tell you to kys but you can't
>>224632135They look better because they manage to be slightly less obese and there are more white people in the cities compared to the Anglo ones. That's it, the average Quebecois young woman looks like a British slag.
>>224632172Pecche most people here now weren't even born on 9/11 whereas in years past it was the people who actually lived through it
never rode public transportation never will
>>224632135bro I am so fucking broke because of blump I'm gonna vote for blump for the 5k so I can continue being broke after I see the 5k evaporate on high gas prices, high groceries, rent and high everything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VFBywjblBU
>>224632228We pre-1996 uncs are a dying breed
muh 9-11 experience: walked in to my 8th grade health/p.e. class with it on tv, ex marine teacher talking about how we're gonna do this or that to them. girls at lunch table were disappointed t.r.l. wasn't going to be on
only 90s babies remember this meme
i was 11 months old when 9/11 happened
>>224632309>t.r.lNow there's a name I haven't heard in a very long time.
i bought p.o.d's new album on 9/11i listened to it that night with the news on the tv in the background
Early millennials were the last real people. Everybody who came up when the internet was already a thing are golems.
I don't remember 9/11 despite being in grade school at the time. I hated public school. as a child genius, it was a complete waste of time, and I learned a lot of bad habits about being lazy.
>>224632397So true sister t. Born a week before the the World Wide Web was made public
>Early millennials were the last real people.>Everybody who came up when the internet was already a thing are golems.
>>224632397im '89 born and my childhood was great but not great as gen x's. people forget about the stranger danger moral panic.
>>224632420>I hated public school. as a child genius, it was a complete waste of time, and I learned a lot of bad habits about being lazy.Very 'jakable couple sentences
>the last real people trooned out and inspired a cult following of 300 lb hairy women with beardsfucking KEK
>>224631175>>224631584>>224632004everyone hates indians, i dont think anyone could point to anyone anywhere on earth that has a positive view of indians or india. its so blatant that youtube has several videos of people just straight up saying india is garbage and should be avoided.
>>224632575>anyone anywhere on earth that has a positive view of indians or india.There are still a few dwindling groups of people who have a pre-jeet street food video view of India. It's why you'll see some Japanese/Korean tourists still going there then being shocked how it's not like a Bollywood movie, very oblivious but still.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmwVo8xty8s
hello
Listening to incelcore while seething about being ghosted
woke up at 10:30 am award
>>224632793second mouse gets the cheese
In the end it all meant nothingOh yeah, you've got no friendsAll the people that you think that you knowWell, they're laughing at youYou'll be always lonely, you'll always be broken too
>>224632793turn on cnn!!
>>224632865it's time to fight fight fight
>>224632865>>224632923forgot to linkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_KM9pwu-V4
Today's recommended incelcore
>>224632782>>224633048>incelcore>its just no music at allDeep...
>>224633048I'm so fucking RETARDED https://youtu.be/3Bs8xEkIS60?si=Bxy9gvJstSZgCj9D
jeez louise women are so evil
>>224633112They really are
salted caramel java monster
i am not stinky i smell like cardamom saar
>>224633112Absolutely true. They are children with no regard on how their actions effect the world around them. The worst ones are the "kind" ones, at least with a vile cunt you know what you are in for from the get go, a "kind" woman will slowly kill you.
>Tis better to have loved and lost>Than never to have loved at all.This quote is completely true. People who go through a rough breakup may try to object, but they will never know the suffering of being an unlovable incel.
>>224633212True normies genuinely cannot understand khhv incels at all
this vitamin b12 was brought to you by COBALT
>>224632309i wasn't even 1 when it happened. apparently i had my first haircut that day.
>>224633212soooo i guess it's just advice for non autists
I once had a woman ask me out but I was the obvious 2nd choice. She had her friends ask out my taller, and more attractive friend first. Sometimes I wish I hadn't broken up with her after one week, she would have been cute if she wasn't so fat.
>>224633326steel scissors can't cut permanent cowlicks
>>224633345>she would have been cute if she wasn't so fat.You could have sculpted and moulded her into a skinny gf (who would have left you after her self-esteem went up)
bomb india
six seven
why do usa constantly mock our traditions but never do the same to any other country
>>224633430whore
>>224633430every rich jewish person alive should have their money taken from them and only from jews.
>>224633430japan gave us 250 beautiful cherry trees this year in addition to being an east asian proxy for our military
>>224633374Yea in all honesty that's probably what would have happened. Most likely would have made me more neurotic than I am currently am.
325 days And I'm still mad
>>224633500Every cloud has a silver lining
new rule:if you talk to a foid you have to find two more foids to replace her with once she starts getting dicked and ghosts you
>>224633586>ends up talking with all the women on Earth
>>224633586An honest to God great rule of thumb, women do this shit all the time with men. They can also subconsciously detect when they are your only choice, and will treat you lesser for it
new rule:avoid the foid
i'll forget when i'm dead
-remove womens rights and consider them property-genocide indians, jews, and arabsits that simple.
>>224633678You white?
If I killed myself everyone around would say “oh that’s kind of sad I guess” and move on with their lives
After about 4 days of playing this game I have finally beat it
>>224633678Bro highkey cookin' with this one
>>224633714This applies to pretty much everyone
>>224633645that's the ideal outcome but in reality it'll result in having no foids to talk to
>>224633767Women get legions of men who fawn over her after a suicide
>>224633792No matter how hard things get, there's millions of Indonesian foids waiting to talk with you
here for a bit because the dutch thread is in one of it's dying stages before it picks up again in a few weeks. Here to learn about american culture and to partake in the enjoyable about american culture. So as a dutchoid to the united statians. I've been meaning to ask. If I started a capitalist sect that takes the dollar as ritualistic symbology as well as secrety worship the jewish god of fertiliy. Then basically just initiate people by making them smoke meth until they open their third eye, and basically just start my own epstein blackmail ring to force control around some good statted PvPlayers living in the US all under the promise of sharing the group wealth and no not like epstein NO CUNNY I REPEAT NO CUNNY. We will simply rotate the women in the group except for my 3 jewish wives and to get our fix of adrenachrome we will simply jeet a black crack kid into a woodchipper and collect the residue. Function over aesthetic. Can you in the US maybe register a religion? Idk I always wondered that. YOu can register a charity that I know that could be a good frunt but then again if I could somehow make my religion of capitalism I think I could convince qutie a few americans to join my cause
>>224633714or even if they are affected by it they inevitably have to keep moving on or get eaten up by the infinity sized gdp fiat currency machine
>>224633804Yeah for like a couple weeks then it's forgotten about. Death is permanent but those sentiments never are.
hating indians isnt legally classified racism according to God.
>>224633823te lang niet leest
>>224633823Hmm, I think this might be a tad unethical
Can I registerz religion in US of A. Like business or taxes I registerz religion? plz
>>224633909Why? Line will go up because of us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62O6JNWZ_n8If I did this shit women would pepper spray me and I would be the sexual offender registry
>>224633914sure, go ahead
>>224633994Flirting vs Sexual harassment ahh
이젠 열받을 힘도 없다…
>>224634055So true Park Hyung Chud
Kinda tempted to put amaretto or something in my coffee but I have to be functional today
Friday night and I'm going to be a seething incel working night shift. If god was merciful he would fucking annihilate me
They are already selling Christmas and Halloween stuff at my local Wal-Mart
Might try JBW on the cute Dark skinned Mexican waitress at a local breakfast restaurant.
>>224634355If she needs those papeles you're golden amigo
>>224633456shes not even hot
cum is dying
>>224634566It's over
>>224634566It's more active later in the day, and mid-week
>>224634723Not him but there's been a noticeable overall dip in traffic since these fuck-ass captchas were added
>>224634764Site-wide yesBut /cum/ is still going strong
the /cum/ must flow
jealous of chads
If I commit suicide I promise I'll post the gun/noose on /cum/ and post the address where my corpse will be to prove it's not a larp
>>224633714Depending on when I died and last paid rent I calculate it could be as long as two months before anyone even notices I'm gone.
>>224634840Livestream it. I would watch
>>224634860i would genuinely cry
Good morning I am shitting. Seeing the dentist at noon to finally get this cavity filled, thank God.
>>224634819A tranquil heart gives life to the flesh, but envy makes the bones rot.
>>224634860I would link a certain livestream of a dad hanging himself, his child discovering it and cutting him down by the time he was already dead. But posting the link of the specific website it's from will automatically ban you and I don't feel like using webm's for retards.
>>224634840Why do you want to go out like that?
>>224634912Suicide or posting it on /cum/? For the first part, because I have fully given up hope on happiness, there is nothing for me in this world. Second part, for the lulz.
If I was on that plane, with my kids... things would have gone a little differently
>>224634943If for the lulz there has to be a far better way then just linking a post in this general so like 20 people see it. Your life is definitely worth more than that.
I, Chad, made your life a living hell for years but don't worry Chud! I've reflected on my past, learned from my mistakes, and have grown as a person. You should try and learn about this little thing called empathy, as I have. Namaste!
the endless noise of lawnmowers and weed eaters outside
I'm a stone cold incel, but I always disliked this image. Just because I person is alone doesn't mean they want to form friendships/relationships with whatever Joe Shmoe DM's them. This is why I also think cold-approaching women is dumb, wtf would we even have in common to talk about?
>>224635008Unironically in most cases Chad didn't tell Stacy and the lower tier foids to treat incels badly tbqh the women did that all on their own
>>224635036God I'm so FUCKING retarded pic
>>224635059Most of the chads I've known have been nice to me.
>>224634435loledvery true
Feel like shit
>>224635094get in line buddy
>>224634840If you shoot yourself what gun would you use? This says a lot about you
>>224634890
>>224635121Whatever I could get ahold of, and whatever has the highest fatality rate. Maybe a sawed-off shotgun
>>224635036>no imageDeep, very deep...
how do we feel about easy cheese
>>224635129I feel like Ryan Gosling whenever I think about the woman who ghosted me 325 days ago
>>224635143>Maybe a sawed-off shotgunUhhmm those are heckin' illegal
>>224635174I just eat mild chedder
>>224635143Dual wielding pistols would be pretty hoss but a shotgun might be betterTough choice.
DIDYA SEE DA LOOK ON HIS FACE WHEN HE SAW MY GAT 0_0
>>224635174Too much sodium
>>224635174can you use that on nachos?
Thinking about the Muslim baddie who I met while playing Town of Salem who ghosted me because I wasn't funny
need to go back on nofap noporn
I'm convalescing.
>>224635396I'm ovulating
>>224635395I'm three days into nofap, Failed 4 days ago when I jerked off to my cousin
>>224635419
Once it reaches your third cousin it's barely even incest anymore
jasoneqsue post
>>224635174only good on ritz crackers and literally nothing else
Making covfefe rn
>>224635412I'm cumming
>>224635525Which one? In fairness the cousin I jerked off to is my 2nd, and I would never actually sleep with her because that would cause too many issues.
>>224635525We sure have some characters in this general
Okay let's not act like you guys wouldn't have sex with one of your attractive third cousins.
Goin' through pages and lookin' down lines and linesSpace of your life is only passing you bySpace child ages as he turns and faces the lieThen after laughter was caught in his throat as he diedFly on homewardWorlds spinnin' by brings clouds in your eye tonightThe space of your life is only passing you by
Finished making covfefe, it's covfefe time my fellow bastards & bitches.
INNIT?
>>224635684Had a phase about my aunt but thank god thats over
>>224635768Same but my own mother >Inb4 Japonesque post
>>224635768>>224635788Jason's legacy lives on
the only girls in my family i find attractive are now too young for since im almost 30, it would make it extra bad if anyone found out so i would not, the girls same age as me are ugly and or married
>>224635870Send them my way
hey, how's ya mudda? I'm noo yawkin heah!
>>224635870How young are we talking about here, irmao?
>>224635962young enough that i'm not sure people would be ok with it despite it being legal in my country
my 2 older sisters are pretty attractive. the younger one did genuinely, non-jokingly threaten to kill me one time though so
Blud trippin
>>224636022I can see why based on this post
>>224636022Neither of these women are attractive
If I learn Portuguese will Brazilian women have sex with me as a reward?
>>224636077They like English more
I don't want to live anywhere but I don't want to live nowhere either.>west coast is gay and far away despite oregon being pretty aesthetic>central areas are pretty lame>gulf coast is lame>east coast is lameI'm not obligated to buy land anywhere but living in a van/rv isn't really kosher with how laws are setup, and I still want land to do things with. Living in a sailboat/yacht also seems kind of retarded but might unironically be the best option as far as being able to go places but have some freedom from laws.
>>224636092bilingualism is more of a quality of life patch
did you know that according to polls 7 out 10 germans still think that David Haselhoff is responsible for the wall coming down? im not even kiddinghttps://youtu.be/cJ2Sgd9sc0M?si=3Sap6ZtSFMZJOJz4
You guys ever get that feeling of absolute doom and despair in your gut from not being able to be with a specific woman? This is the 2nd time I have felt this.
>>224636166Yeah but living in Brazil would get rid of that quality of life immediately
my pronouns is she/it nigga
>>224636188Are you still in high school?
>>224636188yeah but she will get fat and youll stop caring
>>224636188Kind of but the sense of doom is more about her being another in a long line of failure and rejection
>>224636031vrag means the devil iml
you can take jason out of /cum/ but you cant take /cum/ out of jason
>>224636190my pronouns are nig/nog
>>224636211No I'm a 23 year old bitter incel. >>224636226>being another in a long line of failure and rejectionThis too but I don't think I'm ever going to bother again. This woman was literally the perfect match for me and if I couldn't get with her then there's no point
>>224636190>>224636266My pronouns are real/nigga
>>224636263>you cant take /cum/ out of jasonyou would have to castrate him and then surgically remove all semen producing glands
>>224636276>the perfect matchObviously she wasn't if a relationship couldn't form. Reframe your thinking. Find another woman to pursue and you'll forget about her
ive never really talked with women in my entire life
>>224636350for the best
Let's go back to talking about incest. At what point is it no longer incest? 1st, 2nd, or 3rd plus cousins? Personally I would have sex with plenty of my first cousins but not have kids with them. Would impregnate anything after that.
>>224634957If i was on that plane we would have taken out more than just a couple towers.
stop talking about sex aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>224636438It depends if you're talking about incest from a legal, genetic, or moral perspective tbqh. 3rd cousins genetically are very different from your first cousin.
When I get my $5k Trump buxx in the mail I'm donating it all to him, he deserves it for working so hard
>>224636438genetics wise, a second cousin is about the same as two unrelated people having a kid
>>224636620ALWAYS tip your local billionaire!
Wwyd?https://youtu.be/2R57I6APVpE?is=DTIrhiC1EFKiuMUK
I will not fuck my cousins, Abdul. That may be normal in your cunt but we don't do that kind of thing here my friend
>>224636620Yay more inflation
Thirdies unironically defending marrying their cousins on social media is very funny tbqh
GIGA UNTERMENSCH thread
I wish to marry one of you
>>224636719/GUT/
geega mentioned
/GUT/ - Giga Undies Thread
>Liberal women hate this one joke
I'm done. Im not buying booze ever again. I'm done with this shit. I hate the hangover, I hate the taste, I hate the cost, I hate everything about this stupid vice
Tonight at sundown, Jewish communities across Canada and around the world will celebrate Rosh Hashanah and welcome the Jewish New Year.The call of the shofar reminds us that we are always renewing ourselves — that our work is never finished, and that new beginnings are always possible. As we look to the year ahead, we will keep building a country where Jewish Canadians can be visibly, fully, and joyfully Jewish in public life.Shana Tova
>>224636870what did you do?
>>224636870This nigga finna be on the sauce again within 48 hours
>>224636887I drank
>>224636886Mental how everyone uses Chatgpt to write everything now innit
>>224636939My coworkers were talking about how Grammarly makes writing emails so much easier, had to resist the urge to go on a luddite rant.
>>224636939this is greathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYNFCaoz5BE
In 1985 Mark Carney was arrested with a child in a hotel in rural Alberta but he was let go and even the arrest record was scrubbed
>>224636911did you puke bile?
why would a catholic support jews, they literally hate you
>>224637093Turdeau left his teaching job mid-semester with an NDA and allegations of inappropriate contact with his female students.
>>224637112Generally Catholics are better about that than Protestants but the reason for both cases is jew propaganda about Christianity has been pretty successful
>>224637100didnt puke but I still got the headache
catholics are jews
GOOD FATHER?FUCK YOU. GO HOME AND PLAY WITH YOUR KIDS.
5/19/13 expect us
>>224637216did you forget to drink water?
>>224637228PhwoaarrrrCuteeeeee kittingtonshire
>>224637228no. catholics are chinese
>>224637237yah? I was drunk
jews don't receive communion wit da holy gabagool
>>224637297dumbass.
Guys, I forgot something.
>Japan to require in-car spy cameras by 2031lmao
>>224637028Even early 2000s globohomo art was tremendous kino. Such a SOVL time period.
>>224637363"Camera Blocked" Alerts: The system uses infrared tech to detect if it can no longer see the driver's face. Instead of remaining quiet, the car will typically sound a persistent chime or flash a dashboard warning message (like "Driver Monitoring Camera Blocked" or "System Error")System Lockouts: Depending on how automakers integrate the tech to meet UN and EU safety standards, blocking a critical safety sensor can disable related convenience features. For example, if the camera is blocked, the vehicle may refuse to activate Adaptive Cruise Control or Hands-Free Highway Driving, or may not function at all.
>>224637363>>224637415Everything simply MUST be gay and retarded in the current year
I've noticed /adv/ has a lot femanons
>>224637363good
>>224637492i used to post there a lot of larps when i was still a newfag and before i discovered /int/ and /cum/
>2045>your son is obsessed with anthony fauci>t-shirts, posters, wallpapers, etcwhat do?
>>224637643take him to poundtown
can i kiss your testicles?
>>224637777Quads of a high quality post
>>224637777sorry, your sister is already cleaning them
>>224637643More likely he'd be obsessed with some mid-ass musician from our time and act like it was niche
>>224637816That's him done then
>>224637816can i squeeze them?
the holdout juror in the clancy case was a black chud
im cock asian
>>224638053GUILTYTHAT NIGGA GUILTYI GOT DA ROPE RIGHT HERE
>>224638053
>>224638053a true patriot
armie hammer, 6’5 blue eyed handsome chad heir to an oil fortune hollywood actor dark triad cannibal with a literal tom clancy name. nigga literally had everything and still bricked it, just goes to show. i don’t know what exactly
>>224638053Based black man
>>224638211He was nutsHandsome and rich can't fix crazy
>>224638277>participante anonimoArgentina?
>>224638277chris moltisanti
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzQarnM_eTII'm out woaking today and this 80's synth funk track comes on and I think, man, this band is smoking, I've just got to see who made this, that bassist is just doin' work, and it turns out it's an AI track lmao
>>224638053TND minus this guy
>>224638211Dude was cancelled over having a weird fetish lol, never even did anything illegal
Dubs and society collapses by 2030
united 93 with the cast replaced with clowns
>>224638430Well we've got over 3.5 years left at the very least now
Bout 35 mins till my dentist appointment.
>>224638481Dubs and society collapses BEFORE 2030
altho you can kind of tell it's an AI track cause the guitar is barely there, all of these 80's R&B tracks still had prominent guitar mirroring the bass at a higher pitch
dubs and society lives forever
>>224638501Good to know >>224638508Well nothing can last forever i suppose
shit, deployment failed.... another 3 hours here waiting for devs to fix
>>224638475Never seen the film
Dubs and society collapses in 2031
The immune system is the reason for a lot of bad shit
>>224638568Blud addicted to singles
biggest shit ive ever taken was probably 1 foot long at jfk airportshould have snapped a pic in hindsight
inshallah
Dubs and society never collapses
Culture shock in Canada with every couple being mixed race in ads almost. Just saw an uber ad where a white man dressed as a banana made out with an Asian woman dressed as grapes with the tagline „ passionfruit”
and I think it's p cool that an inhuman intelligence can play the funky bass like there's no tomorrow, I think that may be a good sign for the future
>>224638666satan lives in canada confirmed
need a canadian woman to make out with
>>224638411that was during metoo hysteria when aziz ansari was cancelled for being awkward on a date LMAO. that was when we truly entered gynocracy
>>224638714demon
>>224638666Weird that it was WMAF, they barely show that one anymore
>>224638053Wtf I'm anti racist and want to repeal the 19th now
>Is that....A CUTE SMILING WHITE GIRL???>AAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEE MY EYES! DEMON BEGONE
dubs and I tell this girl I want to sexo her
>>224638730It was an insane time in hindsight even the woke now regret some of it, the peak of cancel culture.
>>224638714looks like a dude
>>224638649>>224638783How many singles can anons get?
>>224638787It was insane in foresight and duringsight too
>>224638824>>224638824>>224638824
dubs and i get dubs
>>224638834And just whoooooo are you?!
>>224638832For normal people yeah, I meant the woke are insane and even most of them realize it was a mistake.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kqRwTrO4ms70s/80s funky soul is music with a lot of feeling, with soul, and if the AI can dig that, then it probably won't go Skynet on us. Sure it's a pastiche, but that pastiche comes across not only as convincing, but as impressive within the genre it's imitating
>>224638912Because peer pressure went against them despite all media pressure and YouTube stopped deleting every chud channel while promoting left wing terrorists
>>224637363ecu to carb conversion are gonna be yuge
