oh homie
so this is katie's (rotting dolly) sistermight try to hit her up on social media now that katie is dead, closest i'll come to fulfilling my life long dream of fucking her
matched with a british-japanese girl on hinge *and* she's chatting to methis might be it ladsi've hit the jackpot
toby chaturbate
>>224665654boring picture that you;ve already posted a dozen times before. fuck off.
>>224665548vile lyme disease freaks get away from me
rorke spending his sunday watching some man on man action
>>224665661meltdown
is he drunk
any boring blogging bastards in?
boiler's 20 and needs to be replaced>A new boiler supply and installation in the UK typically costs between £1,800 and £4,500, with most homeowners paying around £2,400 to £3,000 for a standard like-for-like combi swap. Prices in London are generally higher, ranging from £2,000 to £4,500 due to increased labor rates. jesus CHRIST any boiler boy know if I can get it cheaper than that?that's quite depressing desu
>ANOTHER HOUR BROWSING TINDER LOOKING FOR A BIRD WITH ENORMOUS CHEBS...Tinder is a PsyOp.
link to mousestream?
almost no difference between here and american general it wasn't like this before
>>224665708a lot of places will do it on credit if you don't have the dosh up front
>>224665696girl adderall
>>224665683youve been done
>>224665686fucking love chubby wog girls
>>224665732there's a massive massive difference
>>224665735that just costs more in the long run though
>>224665708im going heat pump when my boilers duethen get some solar panels and a batterycomfy winters on for free
>>224665716>>224665568
>>224665696some people are just rly low iq i think
hate the canadian faggot, need that freak raped and strangled
i just swipe right to everyonethere might be one girl every 1000 that i wouldn't fuck so no point pausing to assess them all individually
StarCraft is back!.....
How to make friends with Leafeon in pokemon pokopia?
>>224665759Not if you get it on 0% apr
>>224665751yeah more bloody americans here
>>224665808such an ick
>>224665773well no because heat pumps are extortionate actuallythere's a reason 80% of the uk are still on your bog standard boilers electricity just isn't cheap enough yetI get the appeal for wanting your house to be all modern and smart and wifi-y and green and shit but it just doesn't workneither do electric stoveswish they did, would love to be a green hipsterunforuntately reality wins
>>224665696Kaci looks like she got some great BOOBAS
>>224665821four years away and its already dead
>>224665826posted the ugly trannies again award
>>224665875i'd fuck him in the arse
>>224665844the running cost is the same as the cost of gas plus standing charge, which is removed when you get rid of the gas linethe cop for heat pumps has improved massively in recent years
that one isn't ugly
>>224665941any screenshots or messages?
>>224665945why does only 1.5% of the country have them then I read a BBC article that said the elec cost is what put people off having them. Some scottish bloke got one and then crawled back to your standard gas boiler with his tail tucked between his legs.
how is mousey even alive
milk bottles
>>224666015>>224666019
>>224665696very relatable ngl
>>224666015think the black mould + cigs will have done some lung damage
>>224666015you'd be surprised what condition people can live years in before expiringeven morbidly obese people usually live to their 40s
fucked an extremely fat girl at uni and was ashamed and didn't tell anyone about it but it was actually the best sex i ever had and still wank to the thought of plapping her
has it ben long enough that we can talk about how creepy the cult around steve jobs was and that it was raelian-like
i can't chat because i can't verify my account
>>224666009because it's fairly new tech, which is only an option when the incumbent device fails (after 10-20 years)the uptake in norway is much higher than us, it's a solved tech
>>224666057watching tim cook john ternus present or introduce a product makes you realise how much better steve jobs was. it's actually easier to appreciate him now. apple products are also shite these days
Ann Widdecombe was bludgeoned to death in her home? Why am I just hearing about this now?
mum's watching the thing with david mitchell in it again and i can hear steve merchant's voice as well this time
plotting an early night
>>224666077>these days
Had to go Prom alone, BAKA. Had no friends to get a Limo with. What did I miss?
>>224666092I'd fuck his fat wife
i have NEVER had sex
>>224666097Yeah I meant like post 2012 which in my eyes is these days
my life a freakiing movie
>>224666112didn't go to prom me
>>224666124
tell mouse to turn the verified only accounts chat off
>>224666163ai slop
the ps2 was the greatest console of all time and will never be beaten
>>224666163why is the ai copper's arse like that
>>224666163i can't buy hard drives because of this
>>224666163Let's all get one
>>224666163>fanny pack
>>224666203American at an NFL match at Wembley it looks likeIt is also clearly AI but the AI was clever
where i work litterlly 100% of the time the plod come in it's a fit as fuck blonde bird why are pcs exclusively fit blonde women
>>224666235hair dye
>>224666203Grow up
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>224666250probably but they still overrepresented
>>224666259Cody bro you're my hb but you fr gotta act like an unc now my slime
not drinking tonight :)
>>224666054blog on neurotypical
here mousey have one of these
>>224666235>where i work litterlly 100% of the time the plod come inholy wogoli
>>224666203what do you call fanny packs im convinced the reason they arent popular here is because of that really gay name
>>224666351bag
>>224666351Bumbag unironically
no one cares what's popular in your third world shithole piss off to >>>/cum/
>>224666369he's memeing on us when that's the other name?behead all australians
>>224666351Bum bags ok
*Saunters into /brit/*
why do so many trans girls love pokemon
>>224665640she looks like she fucks asian men
never eat shredded wheat
>>224666124It's OK, as long as (You) got a good Dance Partner. Weird how it is the be-all and end-all for 99% people though.
>>224666403mad on lady on left has poo cancer or whatever it is
mad that yanks american football is 100% a sunday thing (with a token monday/thursday game)no saturday footy for themheartbreaking in a wayjust fucking heartbreaking
aldi chorizo hot honey mac n cheese for tea
mad that yanks have their own thread but refuse to use it>>>/cum/>>>/cum/>>>/cum/
has to be extremely fucking boring being an animal
>>224665696I'm like this
>>224666452college football is saturday
mousey is generic mancunian crackhead instead of glaswegian street-wise smart man
>>224666468:)
>>224665696Literally a sign of autism
>>224666468the internet is american
Scratched myself up but I'm not sure howIn my sleep perhaps
>>224666081because the left want to maintain the narrative of the right being the dangerous violent ones
>>224666470not when mouseys in town
>>224666520that's self harm luv you're a self harm survivor
>>224666520Probably the rape goblins dw about it mate
>>224666408sent that freak flying
>>224666092yeah that was a fun episode and Karl Pilkington's back next week
>>224666452im watching texas a&m and arizona state playing football as we speak
neo-/brit/>tell some borelord spammer to fuck off>oh uh melty
Not your minge.
>>224666446And big Keith's gone as well. Both ghosts soon ;_;
https://yona.to/comic/p87og-en-cyber-blue/aop444-en-ch_1
>>224666446and Keith's already dead. Fucking hell we're going to have an Office death list
developing turbo arse cancer at 999990mph
dtfis
Stephen Merchant was already killed off as a writer and director by Ricky
>>224666428Used to crumble them up into some beaten eggs and microwave it. Very tasty
john mcafee
>>224666619clicked this and yemeni houthis launched a missile at my house
>>224666649>desperate to fit in spainmong?
you lads see this news article holy shithttps%252525252525252525252525253A%252525252525252525252525252F%252525252525252525252525252Fwww.bbc.co.uk%252525252525252525252525252Fnews%252525252525252525252525252Farticles%252525252525252525252525252Fc14dpgm0rg4o
the claim that there was a black tudor silk merchant called Reasonable Blackman was entirely invented by a random jewish woman called miranda kaufmann who decided that someone having the surname blackman in the 1500s meant that they were black and now this is just an accepted fact by the media
cat has come in for a cuddle :)
>>224666689desperate to fit in swede actually
>>224666619>checks flag ahh south African anon im sure this will be fine*clicks on link *Skin starts to melt off and im just a skeleton screaming into the void
mouseys stream is ` buffering ` ok!!!
>>224666650Made a hit BBC comedy drama without him
how come sky and tnt insist on choosing the women with the most annoying grating voices in the world to commentate on football games
>>224666695>FarticlesSilly
need a smelly brown gf
Line of Ket for a Saturday TBF.
>>224666713ahh no way mong
>>224666742IEnjoyedhis Pick forPocket Monster of TheDay ..Walrein !!
new composition while waiting for mousegod to returnhttps://voca.ro/1eSyXHQvTwXv
any gay mongs in
>>224666811hi
>>224666695really good post
>>224666806wobbly
>>224666811WHAT does "Mong" mean in 2026? Disabled?
last ever mouse streamcant believe it
>>224666705pics of berg?
just flew into mouse's room at 9999999999 mph and well yuo know
>>224666811im straight but bc im an incel i sometimes do a bit of gay shit l
14 years ago I started year 7
>>224666811>gay*lowers paw*>mong*raises paw*
what if they start making robots that look just like humansand also learn how to imitate human consciousness and place it into one of them
>>224666806Is this from Mario Kart 64?
haven't pooed today
>>224666909what about it
>>224666896Facts me too I’ve sucked 3 dicks
>>224666915no I'm just playing shite
>>224666909mousenonce: *literally exists*
someone else stream now
mousey's died then has he
>>224666953i dont do any proper gay shit like thatjust let them touch me and maybe kiss a little
>>224666953tell us more please
>>224666986fuck off now, yeah?
>>224666994Who tf would meet up with someone just to kiss them I’ve never heard of that.
>>224666986ok
would love to bum some bags
FUS RO DAH
>>224667001Can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic
thought mousey would be way more mental, seems relatively normal compared to his bizarre posts
>>224667053we're all just joking here pal
>>224667053wait until something set him off he can switch instantly
>>224666897nonce
might go get some crisps, for a laugh
>>224667065he want to go down it ok
>>224667071Eh
>>224667045sorry, I'm being serious, I'm trying to vicariously live through your experiences
it's WET outside. SOAKING WET
>>224667053the twitch guy isnt mousey
>>224667012oh i'm talkinga bout in gay clubs
>>224667053that's crazy bro
>>224665696[adds to the high like count]
my first post on 4chan was a thread i made on /b/ with the first line of the pokemon theme song trying to get everyone to post a line like the epic screenshots i'd seen on funnyjunk, saying they should 'do it for mudkip'the only replies were insulting me and i got scared i was going to be hacked so i closed the browser
>>224667149shut up you bender
>>224667163love her and that yeah
>>224666468Link doesn't work
>>224667149surely this was back in 2008 and you were 12 or something
>>224667053>relatively normal>talks about marrying horses because they're more loyal than humans
I was 18 in 2008
>>224667075i've eaten my packet of crisps nowit was a right bloody laugh
feeling post-mousey psychosis
>>224667149mine was probably some post on /b/ in an ass thread. i love arses
>>224667238yeah well i was 19
>>224667248she was right
>>224667248posted the ugly trannies again award
>>224667105It’s not that interesting sadly. I find guys on Grindr old guys like 55+ no older than 65 tho. The first 2 were married so they’d pick me up in their car and I’d suck them off in the car. The current guy I see is single so I just go over to his and do it there
>>224667273
>>224667149My first post/thread on /b/ was pokemon related. I was trying to respond to another thread with one of those pokemon pun images (like "I'm not gonna raichu a love song" or some shit like that) but I accidentally made a new thread and other people started posting their own.
>>224667279bit gay
my first thread on an imageboard was 420chan asking how i get away with weed smell at like 15 and i always got extremely mad when people called me faggot
>>224667149*hacks you*
>>224667248dont know if its confirmation bias but she even looks like the type of woman that would kill her own children, very witch like jewish phenotype
>>224667248Netflix rubbing their hands
>>224667334Did you get away with weed smell?
>>224667279how old is the current guy? how old are you? if it's in a car you don't get to cuddle then or anything?
>>224667310I know but Id honestly still consider myself straight
thinking about it my life has been utterly sad, a catalogue of tragedies, but I won't blog about it here like a boring bastard
i want to have loads of sex!!!!
>>224667367it was basically impossible back then. i ended up taking an empty toilet roll and blowing smoke out of it through a window screen but it still reeked
>>224667377Like 62/63 I’m 21 That was fine with me I’m not interested in cuddling/kissing
>>224667417arsed it all up award
new 3 cup moka pot due to be delivered tomorrow
>>224667417Thank you. Mine too. I can't relate to people here that have good lives.
>>224667421not allowed
I remember the TEDx talk of a guy who was a scientist and he gave absolute rapey/frequent flyer to thailand vibes, whose theme was "why do men like transgender porn?" and his thesis was that men's sexuality is antagonistic and that the human penis is shaped like a shovel to dig out other men's sperm from the womb, which seems so far-fetched as a syllogism and sounds more like a cuckolding fantasy than an epistemological conclusion. Prefacing your imagined situations with "there is a theory" doesn't make them more valid.The reason we like trannies is because of the combination of anal sex, with a woman who has a penis and will both understand our sex drive and accept our desire to suck cock (most of the clientelle of trannies want to be topped) and because of our fantasy of dominating a man so hard that he abandons the social ideations of masculinity.What was that moron even thinking adressing this publicly without sheding his guilt first?
>>224667443where's the pasta?
>>224667431hope this is made for my funeral
>>224667443Rorke salivating
>>224667163i think i could break her into being a mindless sex addict
>>224667417
At the pub waiting for my mate who also posts here to arriveMaybe we'll brainstorm a post x
>>224667443Omg this is scran city
>>224667443COOORRRRR
>>224667443yum
>>224667443Hell yeah. What is left bottom.croner?
>>224667443top right looks like one long turd that came straight from the intestines
mum's had a month off work and she's spent it watching 4 films a day
>>224667430oh, why? what about in the long run, getting married and stuff?
>>224667541stew and dumplings
>>224667541Beef
>>224667553>200 to 400 Jewish people died in the September 11 attacks, making up roughly 10% of the total victims
in McDonald's, your want anything?
>>224667553racist dogwhistle.
poo and DUMPlings
>>224667558She started a new gimmick
>>224667544the so called dog who is eating cow poop
>>224667586you to not buy from them, they're on bds
>>224665458https://youtu.be/7ub9GvqIqEo?si=Gii0_9OXaQgb7tFw
>>224667586McChicken la
>>224667586no you know i don't eat that slop
>>224667584Jews kill other jews all the time like on 10/7. Only members of Mega Group were warned to avoid the WTC on 9/11. The average jew was also fodder that day.
genuinely sick of the low iq antisemitism now
>>224667586the 'mass gone
>>224667559Just never really been something I was interested in. For me it’s really all sexual, I’d never marry or even date a guy only women
>>224667629ktimhad enough when i saw people start saying "goyims"
>>224667586borgir
rorke wearing his my chemical romance t-shirt to the shop
mcdicks in 2026 lmaoonly fast food i will ever touch is in-n-out cause it's atleast somewhat healthy
>>224667629You’re implying there are smart antisemites lol
>>224667588It's more of a religion than a race
kevin spacey was a tremendous actor
THIS IS WHY APPLE WINS THIS IS WHY ANDROID JEETS LOSE
got a big fat cock anyone want owt?
if all my plans in life fails i'll just become a london rentboy x
Hello. Post censored dog porn please
anyone want to give me discord nitro pls
>>224667692:/
>>224667443All brown tones
>>224667693>oranjeniggakill yourself
>>224667689the hands never lie
they changed the recipe for walkers salt and vinegar the bastards
>>224667629You wanted people to wake up… they did, can’t moan now that aren’t all as smart as you are
>>224667562Hears of dumplings before, jot sure what they are but I love good sheppherd's pie, sausage and fish and chips
>>224667671you're implying the word 'antisemitism' hasnt been abused and stretched beyond all coherence over the last few years
>>224667680gp
>>224667645oh ok
>>224667149genuinely cannot remember my first 4chan postdefinitely wasn't something gay like this though
Need gf >>224667717Kys she's fit I'll get her pregnant
>>224667629alri Shlomostein Cohenbergowitz
>>224667689wonder how much its going to cost bet apple goy cattle will pay it even if its ten grand
I am placing blocks and shit cos I'm in fucking Minecraft
My first 4chan post was a generic reply to a /tv/ thread, though I was already used to imageboards since I was a krautchan regular and only moved to 4chan when KC died.
Not washed my penis today and had 3 wanks. GF is gonna flip
Wish I was this confident
>>224667782cor must smell like peterhead fish market
>>224667786mans got munkeh for a tummy
>>224667586yes
>>224667799Bit cheesy that's all
sometimes i forget how enjoyable footy is and then i play it a bit and remind myself
Wow they scored 2 points that's crazy like
Went walked de lads
frankly outrageous that im going to die a virginbut thats burnham's britain for you
Sexo
Parents visit completeFinal count, my patriotic Rorke dad sais>I hope this country burns to the ground >Frothed at the mouth when the news reported the far right protesters in Portsmouth as "far right">Again said he hopes this country burns to the ground>Said this government is communist because they want to ban face masks>Said Andy Burnham is a dictator >Mentioned he's going on a short trip to Denmark soon and will probably get run over by a Muslim Would have been nice just to have a normal chat but there we go. My dad is a palistani twitter bot farm now, gotta get used to it
Brian Steel’s run as a criminal defense attorney:• Young Thug facing 120 years in prison —> Probation & 0 years in jail• Diddy facing 20 years in prison —> Sentenced to 4 years & 2 months• Lil Durk facing maximum sentence of life in prison —> Not Guilty
Lord of the Rings was essentially proto-capeshit
i thogught the tits in brade runner 2049 were rfrankely unecessary
loudpack got a nigga eyes chinese now i look like a nigga in anime
>>224667841This is the ideal lifeHell for townsfolk though
hello
>>224667870don't like this post
>>224667760ok you are allowed to do that Steve !!!!!
>>>/vp/59583743new
>>224667629Sponsored content ©LMAO
>>224667903True
>>224667887hello :3
>>224667863my dad is normal and has centrist opinions
what this nigga saying hello for
>>224667910Idk why people post this woman i always thought she was like some powerful woman capable of pulling strings but she’s just some random. Who cares what she says
Horse girls? Or women that fuck dogs? (Me as the dog or trainer)
LotR fans are mentally illhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Template:The_Lord_of_the_Rings
>>224630126>>224630126>>224630126
>>224667851How many dates you been on? How many women you asked out?
>>224667943mine too so i have to listen to a daily rant about what trump just said
>>224667960why is there so much shite about one show on Wikipedia of all places
Pokémon showdown and a wankAnd a cuddle
>>224667279Damn. I received a handjob from a guy in my uni days and he seemed about the same age and very camp. Couldn't do anything with an old man though
>>224593807>>224593807>>224593807
>>224667972not my job to do all that
>>224667938would roger (if legal age)
>you got a light mate?
>>224667992how did that happen
>>224658521>>224658521>>224658521
>>224668039>>224668039>>224668039
Right
>>224668053>>224668053>>224668053
Well
>>224668008how many times you been to a nightclub and introduced yourself to a group of ladies and offered to buy them a drink?
>>224668029Was on my way home after a night out and he started grinding his arse on me while his friends were around (true story)
>>224667854Needs more women of color
>>224668093some random guy?
>>224667584Judaism is separate from zionism. Judaism is a religion, zionism is a political movement
Now am about to complete day 3 of no opiates after a daily use for a month. It is not TOO bad this time around, I think something has given me greater will power when previous times I would have simply folded as soon as I got the aches or got dependent on a different drug instead. Sober as a judge this time though. Think I really might make it, don't want to be a junkie piece of shit any more I want my loved ones to be proud of me not sad and disappointed. I'll do nothing (and that's a good thing)
