LET'S GO! LET'S GO! LET'S GO!
me getting rdy 2 post in /brit/
I want to huff her hair after her not washing it for 3 days
>>224698951random mexican making our thread ok
we love her
game's on course to sell like 2000 copies. will be earning basically minimum wage for working way harder for way longer lol
>>224699027>our
>>224699012
>>224699022Fucking bitch
know what you mean if there's a packet of pasta already open i'll use it till i finish it but if there's a packet of pasta unopened i won't open because then i'd have to eat pasta until i finish it i've got to be really desperate for that food to open up a fresh new packet of it don't like opening new packets of food
>>224698951Trans rights Retarded woman beater nigga is basically debunking his own side given he went to such extreme effort to buy and set all that shit up, and it's such an over the top unrealistic caricature, and the fact that of all the issues facing society atheism and trans people are like the 2 least significant
>>224699061That fucking cat makes me scream every time I see it
Can't comprehend how anyone has the time or energy to do anything but go to work and go home. Can't even be fucked to get on the vidya I just scroll the 'chans have a wank and go to bed. That's m'life right there
>>224699064Kek
>>224699084he's doing a wee!
>>224699072I like how Brits say pasta. Pls say pasta on vocaroo and post it
berg wants me in at 7.30 tomorrow, still expects me to work until 5.45simply shan't, going to take a stand me
>>224699088Exercise and it gives you more energy.
need another video game to dive into clair obscur i liked except for the goddamn chromatic lampmaster
haaland is 6'5 and 95kg
>>224699133you'll do "nothing"
>>224699022she's nearly 30
drinking pepsi max im gonna be up all fucking night!
remember sam hyde's spergout after chirlie kirk got shot
>>224699147no this is my moment, it's good vs evil*starts shadow boxing infront of the mirror*
>>224699144Haaland is my goal weight and goal height hope i get there one day
>>224699175ok jacksfit
In the sewer all alone
>>224699153
Got the NFL on
>>224699150Someone used to call me a pedo in this thread for saying she was cute lol. Can't win carn i
>>224698977is that sarah sugden and nick avocado
>>224699196wonder what she charges to rape my bussy with a strap on while calling me a little worm of a man
>>224699193forever tied up, fully delitised
>>224699198naked foreign ladies?
>>224699088When I wake up I'm so tired it takes 2-3 hours to get out of bed and I'm stuck in a semi-paralysed dazeHouse work and cooking takes 1-3 hours a day Shitting, brushing teeth, showering, etc, that's another hour goneThat together is like 6 hours goneSpend another 8 hours a day sleeping That's 14 hours total so farThat leaves 10 hours a day to myself to do stuff Half of that I spend rotting out here due to depression and mental healthThat leaves me 5 hours a day to play video games, watch youtube, talk with friends etc, practice any hobbies like making music or learning languages If I had less time than that to myself a day I'd kill myself. It's still not enough to do everything.Now imagine adding 8 hours of work a day on top of all that. Plus I live in the middle of nowhere so I'd spend an hour or two a day commuting.It would simply be impossible to live a life worth living.
>>224696968I’ve seen this webm posted over the years but I’ve never noticed whatever that is at 8 seconds in
how is this fair wtf iphone duo like 3 grand here
>>224699198Did the man watch the advert?
youre telling me they do gigs in thsi placeim not getting on there no chance mate
Ketamine is UNDERRATED...
>>224699198Never could get into it although I've been enjoying MLB since I started getting into it this season Think I'll watch the NBA and NHL when they start up too
Emily atack got married to a turbo deano Who saw that one coming
>>224699153youre mental mate! absolutely mental haha!
>>224699240don't ask questions just consume product
>>224699144haaland has nice calves, probbaly because he's a yorkshire man
insane pricing people in the uk aren't made of money like this
>>224699240Prices in America are all quoted without the tax
>>224699284ice hockey is a brilliant sport to play or watch in person, but dogshit for telly vision
>>224699286everyone probably
>>224699301why would i want an iphone that's shaped weird
>>224699301so it folds upand what
>>224699084dain a wee jobbie
Baseball is just like cricket but not shit and also without the stink of curry and inbred toffs
>>224699061>>224699084dain a wee honking jobby scrteaming
>BBC: Family of 200kg "beautiful soul" who died slipping on a banana peel has told the government they want answers, demanding "Kylah-Mae's law" be introduced which would see bananas outlawed.>"I don't want another parent to have to go through what we've gone through"
>>224699379think i'd like to get into baseball one daymy team would be like all my yank teams, the seattle mariners
I'll always be a fat loser
HIT ME LIKE A HAMMER TO MY HEADI WONDER WERE YOU PUSHED OR WERE YOU LED
almost time for ASMR before bed
>>224699281true
£2000 base starting price for an iPhone that folds (yes the screen will crease) and doesn't fit in your pocket Functionally it's identical to the previous 5 models
>>224699301might get one cos im loaded and 2 grand isnt much to me
Bulgaria More like boringgariajust isn't popping
The new 'hutoryanskyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXYU3OIAR3M
>>224699426>(yes the screen will crease)CREASING
>>224699410already in bed me, already got the asmr on me
>>224699301Latest goy toy
>>224699426>doesn't fit in your pocketyou realise it folds up mate?
>>224699401They're the only team never to reach a world series (the big finals). Also they're sponsored by Nintendo.For me it's Boston. I support the Red Sox, Bruins, Celtics, etc for my yank sports.
>>224699446
>>224699426and they're making me buy it, not ri
>>224699139I do. Or I did, for half a year or so now. Didn't make any difference to anything and I haven't done it in a week or two.I'm not some "work" from home slugman who sits on his arse all day anyhow, I cycle half an hour to work both ways, and my job is physical.>>224699228Yeah it's shit mate. I've been living alone for the time being since I got this job and I was looking forward to bringing a bird over to have SEX but fuck if I can even be bothered to do anything but toil and then prepare for next week's toil.
>>224699467Have you seen the size of it???
lived in Plovdiv for 9 months Most boring time of my life
>>224699214i love british people.
>>224699217now im hungry for lasagna with bologna tongue
>>224699446acream thats a classic gimmique
>>224699153you should try being fat and diabetic, caffeine has no impact whatsoever :)
The cronem are turning up in Piddlington
Any motor sports man (or tranny) in? What do you watch?
https://youtu.be/1pqST5kfOjU?is=3TcuRJBaQYaL0t9t
Hungarian = Hung Aryan
>>224699503shouldve called me
how is it only 10pm feels much later than that
>>224699498its the size of a passport you thick shit
>>224699503I spent a month in Frankfurt and I wouldn't go back Beautiful place, well maintained... but too many cyclists, bankers, and browns.
>>224699535 I watch F1 and saw another terrible race today
>>224699536the old mix is bad, do not >> me
>>224699535f1, wec, rally, sometimes the motorbikes, touring cars
>>224699580>i watch f1there's your problem
>>224699575>Beautiful placeI know a french girl that lived there and she said it was the ugliest place she ever lived
>>224699563Do you literally work for Apple's marketing division? I'm not putting something that big in my pockets.
>>224699588i want to go back to 1950, i wasn't meant to read these kind of posts
>>224699539bit late for that now :(plovdiv is alright in some ways. Tranquil. Just nothing to do really, and I didnt find the locals particularly hospitable
>>224699052Sex
>>224699615yeah i work for apple and your thick as muck
>>224699193(that's my home!)
>I watch f1kill yourself
why does europe love these things so muchi don't get it
>>224699614Well maybe she's retarded, has she not been to Paris?
>>224699637isn't she selling other women's nudes as hers now? I know I exposed on her on a forum previously for it
Why do virgins get so upset and agitated over iPhones? OK you don’t like it and your weird Chinese phone with like 8 cameras on the back and weird flashing LEDs everywhere and animated hentai wallpaper is so much better, great, well nobody is forcing you to have an iPhone are they? LMAO
>>224699638>your thick as muck*You're
>>224699075Ywnbaw
Imagine having circa 1997 Cameron Diaz sit on your face and fart. Same for circa 1997 Liz Hurley.
>>224699688ywabavf
the corruption is insane
>>224699675Talking to the same mongs who obsess over Thinkpads and Linux
>>224699680yeah you are!
>>224699713What happened to his head
>>224699196I love her so much, bros
>>224699702sick of all yank shit and I wish McDonald's had never been a thing in the UK, but Cameron Diaz in the mask was like ridiculously fit
>>224699662poo chimneyslittle irishman lives inside and sees to the poo
Workmongs are lucky if they get an hour of free time to themselves per day
>>224699301>2 grand + forced age verification tiptoppest cuck
>>224699702jennifer jason leigh for me
https://youtu.be/PCFHbPQgupI
>>224699473
Just watched Bugonia what the FUCK was that ending
*does the gay pootown dance*
>>224699767ancient gif this
screamwank on the cards
>>224699792sc
>>224699783WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT A FILM NAMED "BUGONIA" WOULD HAVE A WEIRD ENDING MAD THAT
Maybe we could all get along if we Look at the stars .̇̈́̇̈́̇̈́̇̈́̇̈́̇̈́̇̈́̇̈́̇̈́ *̣̤̣̤̣̤̣̤̣̤̣̤̣̤̣̤̣̤ .̇́̈̇́̈̇́̈̇́̈̇́̈̇́̈̇́̈ +̣̤̣̤̣̤̣̤̣̤̣̤̣̤ .̈̇́̈̇́̈̇́̈̇́̈̇́̈̇́̈̇́ *̣̤̣̤̣̤̣̤̣̤̣̤̣̤̣̤ .̇̈́̇̈́̇̈́̇̈́̇̈́̇̈́̇̈́ +̣̤̣̤̣̤̣̤̣̤̣̤̣̤
>>224699800YOU MADE ME CUM
>>224699228Ktim except I don't have friends
>>224699075beating women is based that includes men who dress up as women
>>224699588Very real
I know how to dominate at all costs
>>224699588>>224699619Imagine actually believing anything on r*ddit ever happened
>>224699301its the high end one designed to milk rich cunts and people ordering it on expense accounts
>>224699075all troons deserve to be brutally beaten to death
>>224699825that's incredibly evil also those people hate you just for being mexican
>>224699813cant see the stars its cloudy
>>224699831i believe that there's a guy on r*ddit posting triangular sandwiches wrapped in plastic with monster cans next to them with the title "todays haul"
right mates im going to put my wine glass downstairs then brush my teeth and get in bed OK
>>224699805Just a type of flower
Calling for the death of a minority group is a crime under UK law
>>224698977
Poland has fallen.Indians everywhere.don’t fall for the propaganda it’s not 99% white country
>>224698977think i have like 10 multitools like thathysterical image
guardian's finally talking about the asylum seeker rapes
making things happen
>>224699767Wonder where these two young whippersnappers are today
why do i feel so vulnerable when someone looks into my eyes, its literally just a body part but for some reason it feels like they can see right into my soul
>>224699783love that director and loved the movie. it's a remake of a korean film though and apparently that type of thing is very korean? still on brand for him
>>224699852i dislike mexicans but that mexican gets a hyperborean reichspasse for being based
>>224699895>"British Men"
>>224699914Autism
>>224699914you have autism
>>224699888the last couple of years it has got worse, i was in gdańsk not long ago and seen a lot of foreigners sadly
>>224699869have a lovely sleep and don't forget to floss
im considering doing some obscure /pol/ posting so the eternally online troon melts down and seethes about the singular naziyank
>>224699914>>224699939btw i am actually diagnosed autist and don't like it when people look at me for too long
>>224699675iFag meltie
not a fan of employed woman
>>224698951Why is this guy pantied and sissyfied?
i dong wana sleep
>>224699914because it is vulnerable, and it's not a bad thing
why are nigerian men so horrible
>>224699999
>>224699962he cant drink that xD
Britain has long been plagued by ASIAN rape gangs and BRITISH MEN raping women of colour.Do. Better.
>>224699932>>224699939yh but why is it the eyes they could stare into my ears or my arsehole and i wouldnt care, why would my eyes be any different
The alienation of modern man from urban society.
>>224699895This is really desperate
>>224700021She's pretty
still got the electric fan going because the flats 30 degin september for Gods sake
>>224699974someone looked at me in the shop the other day and i dont know why, there was no reason to
>>224700046Nigga open a window omds
feeling really incellious
lying in bed thinking about how that former premier league wonderkid is probably having the time of his life now rapidly tapping some random katy in his tacky little rainbow led gaming room in some grim corner of francedecent money obviously but not premier league moneystill he looks happy so who am i to judge
>>224700034Are you dense
>>224699999same. easy sleepers are a different species
>>224699895>One woman, who spent two years in an asylum hotel after fleeing religious persecution and domestic violence, said she was repeatedly verbally and physically harassed by a staff member at the hotel she was accommodated in. This included unwanted touching and holding on to her hands when handing over documents. After a while he started visiting her room regularly, asking her out for drinks and on dates. He took her number from the hotel database and started texting her repeatedly from his personal phone asking for sex. At that point she reported him to hotel staff and was moved to another hotel.>In another case, a woman who had just arrived in the UK from Iran and had been placed in a hotel near Heathrow by the Home Office, said she was raped by a security guard at her hotel.Those hotels are almost entirely staffed by Indians and Africans
remember to take a milk out of the freezer if you want a coffee and cereal in the morning
>>224700075
>>224700098a ghoul with a disgusting tongue authored this post
>>224700074theres noise and squalor outside
>>224699825quick reminder that sam made out with a tranny on camera
>>224699888>>224699959you reckon they're drowning in polish pussy? Like the saying goes, once they go black they never go back
>>224699938Just felt something go down my throat
>>224700098what
>>224700093>Those hotels are almost entirely staffed by Indians and Africansindians and africans are just as british as you, rorkeeven the immigration lawyers, who im sure are 100% white, they are british also
>>224699580same, norris needed to win that race to keep the championship somewhat interesting for a double dose of shite
>>224700125if you have milk in the freezer, you need to put it in the fridge overnight to thaw, then you can have coffee and cereal in the morningif you don't already have milk available
white british blokes grooming 14 year old joejabis with weed and cans
>>224700112
>>224700024just a bit of tea before bed
>>224700129except when it comes to distributing blame for who was responsible for the empirethen there's no confusion over who the british really are
>>224700121bizarre bnwo post, polish don't like niggers
>>224700155nigga freeze he milk
>>224700081kek
fall = football season
that lola young bloke drives me nutsugly ugly thing shouldnt be making music good grief
>>224700184polish women are notorious whores
>>224700174why is there a camera in the fridge
>>224700197fire her out of a cannon into the channel
>>224700174hes going mental for that xD
The Everywoman doing a shuffle dance and then transitioning into a hand dance while wearing those gloves with a light on each finger.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPaMdxC6CQIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=033pEmNiRP8
>>224700187i buy two two-pinters on the weekend, then i have milk through to thursday, by way of freezing themits a very clever system, you want to get on this
>>224700224holy fuck haven't seen this video in about 16 years
>>224700090yh
>>224700184https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_Mol>After Mol's epidemiological alert was published, the number of HIV tests in the Gdańsk provincial centers exceeded 100 a day
>>224699535>>224700136*
The pajeets are at the gates. >let us in saar! I am tech CEO. Pls give visa saarJohnson, active the machine gun turrets!Sir yes sir!
>>224700129It's a crazy article, three cases and every one of them pointing to the perpetrator not being British in any sense And despite that that's the headline they run with
just woke up and i hate women more than i did yesterday
>>224700264the lindsey clancy trial has made me a bit of a misogynist myself ngl
>>224700264based award
rock climbing demmie
>>224699713it's based, it's been a long time coming for manure
>>224700261Not crazy to anyone paying attention in the last 10years
It's a Long, Long Way to Tippofthepeniserary
Tearing through this packet of polos like nobody's business
well i've just shot an insane amount of liquid out of my arse
>>224700359what are you like, you bloody nutter!!! (jk)
Tipofthemornintoyaerary
x
>>224700365poo smells nigga
im fuckin zyzz brah
Going to have a laugh with Chatgpt coming up with plausible reasons why Phil Mitchell becomes an emo
um
>>224700397Right well that's vile isn't it
>>224700384you too x
>>224700397well thats a bit of alright, isnt it
>>224700397
>Russia hits Ukrainian train shortly after Boris Johnson and top European officials leave station>A Russian drone has hit a train near the Ukraine-Poland border shortly after former UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson and top European security officials had passed through.
>>224699895oh well guess they better go home then
fucking missed it
>>224700397>me this afternoon stuffing the chicken
>>224700427Sad the cunt wasn't killed
>>224700394t. Emma Watson
bit insane that the oscars are televised on british tv but the emmys don't even get a mentionhave to get my yank m8 to turn his camera to his tv so I can watch it tonightterribly undignified
what was it
>>224700435sc
>>224700397have got her femdom on the hard drive, it's pure corrrrr but alas I must turn away from lust
>>224700446Why would you watch that pish anyway
>>224700467love me tellywant knight of the seven kingdoms to sweep
>>224700446what would you do if he walked starkers in fron of the camera and started scrambling the eggs?bet you'd watch on, wouldn't you, eh?
>>224700160Leave that cutie alone cunt
>>224700467ring me up when he starts wanking
>>224700434same lol
>>224700453https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/224698951/#224700397
>>224700453an obese chinese woman being fingered by a masseuse
Toil tomorrow mental health deteriorating accordingly thoughts of self harm and 'cide (sui)
>>224700427Woul love russia forever if they blew him to smithereens
It's over.
>>224700261In a world of media traitors to our country and people, they are the traitorest
leftypol loves his rapists doesn't he
>>224700478You can just google the results tomorrow
sorry but i think im going to go look at sexy ladies for a bit......
Boris is like 2 prime ministers ago already, you guys went to that other bitch with the glasses and now it's some other faggot. I think there was some paki cunt at one point even. You guys have a new PM every 1-2 years.
https://youtu.be/7yu3Kw7GbN4
This time I'ma let it all come outThis time I'ma stand up and shoutI'ma do things my way, it's my wayMy way or the highwayThis time I'ma let it all come outThis time I'ma stand up and shoutI'ma do things my way, it's my wayMy way or the highway
>>224700470>when there are too many "doing a poo" posts in the thread
>>224700544ayeand I can postpone everything in life until I'm in a nursing home some things are meant to be lived in the moment
might get some solovair boots cos im loaded
>>224700512eat a cookie brookie>>224700519simply go back
guys i accidentally ran a red light i'm so scared they're going to put me in prison forever and ever
mumberg ate an entire tub of haagen daz caramel ice creaman entire tubin one sitting
>>224700573seen some nice ones on vinted for 70 quid
>>224700093Remember the hotel in Shoreditch that was getting all the headlines. Or was it Canary Wharf? Anyway they said that as soon as they had illegals coming they sacked all the staff and replaced them with workers from an agency
Had a ladybird walking on me so I picked the lad up and let him down outside :)
>>224700600i do thatice creams good for you
>>224700399no excuse sis xtrigger your hyperfocus
>>224700600tubby mumberganyone pumping her at the minute?
>>224700600little piggy
Mad how men are like dogs and women are like cats isn't it
told myself in January that i would go to a games night at a pub to meet people but i never did. should just go one day and get it over with
>>224700600based mumsy :D
you never know I might actually be a 10/10just never put myself out there so I wouldn’t know would I
>>224700656Wouldnt do that me as I'm a weirdo freak and can't blend in with normies
>>224700651this one's lindsay clancy
>>224700600all that cream and sugar is constipating, mumsy will need her shitpipe cleared soon enoughi'll be over shortly.
>>224700672i dont think people going to a board game even would be considered normie. kind of the point of why it appeals to me
>>224700656There are people who enjoy playing a board game and people who enjoy going to board game nights.Very different people.
>>224700600hope your da is sleeping on the coach tonight
every single time i've gone to something social alone i've sat down spoke to nobody then left after an hour and never gone back
>>224700702Bet there would be normies who are 30+
alright, fine. ktim.
>>224700616If you've ever seen any of these "auditors" visit the places none of the staff can speak a lick of EnglishIt's foreigners being paid to keep an eye on foreigners, I also looked into the names of people who owned the hotels being used and unsurprisingly about 90% were owned by foreigners
>>224700728oh well that's good because i am 30
>>224700599most of them dont have cameras on
>>224700719might as well not have been there then shouldn't you have
>>224700600you'd eat an entire tub of haagen daz too if you had to deal with a freeloading adult child
>>224700748i checked and this one doesn't. criminal mastermind me
>>224700747Aye then give it a go Get it done and stop with excuses
>>224700624bro think he in a movie
>>224700617Found an aphid on my lettuce and did the same
>>224700569Its an awards show
>>224700600she probably says its impossible to lose weight
Me in 9 hours time
a gay porn supernova in the sky
>>224700793doing a 'no camera' monday. starting a trend
>>224700438why
>>224700651not me im a cat
>>224700639psychiatry is a scam
honestly thought haagen daz went the way of blockbuster because thats the only place i ever saw it being sold at video rental and cinemas at the counter with the popcorn
Don't know how normies can cope in a corporate role I know that's rich coming from a neet but it seems soul crushing
>>224700774reporting this post to the police ur getting sent guantanamo mate
>>224700829Life is soul crushing nigga
>>224700793sacked tranny tomorrow
>>224700651very true
>>224700793this nigga looks so disgusting and swarthy
>>224700848Yeah but some niggas are free at least
>>224700846getting acquitted under the 'autistic works of fiction' clause
>>224700820how so?
>>224700741is that his exercise wheel
got new sheets on my bed i feel like a million dollars!
Mental how mad it all is
>>224700869little faggot thing>>224700934
LADS ONLYFANS IS DOWN I REPEAT ONLYFANS IS DOOOOOOOOOOOOWN
>>224700963>>224700963>>224700963
>>224700934would go as far as to say that it's mental myself
>>224700959let me make a few calls
