Grounded in the Stars edition
>>224707088
Guess not
are you my mummy
consider the nuthatch
>>224710388It only lasts about two hours. Your brain tries to shut down but you just have to fight it and then eventually it will be like duuuurrr jeez boss whatever you say, and itll reset
ywn not never ever
>>224707068bit gay
>>224710461He raped a child
did the zoomers posts the absurdist and schizo memetics nobody found funny again did he
>>224710461he should have shagged that mulatta with the baby
>>224710472Not yet I think
dont want to hear any of you faggots whinging about the weather ever again
mental how it's freshers week right nowwhy aren't you lurking in student beer gardens
>>224707088>>224707285sssschigh minded
need a slots slag
I'm blacked owned
>>224710456Considering and appreciating
Transphobic post aka trolling outside of /b/
>>224710472
>>224710513hate this AI thumbnail stuff so much
>>224710511I'm 36 :)
mental how good posh lads are with their table manners. they get taught them at school.
>>224710510i'd love that
>>224710537you are 15 years older than me
>>224710539My parents taught me and I'm scum
>>224710539for me its saying thank you to the cook but otherwise being a pig
>>224710525Pmsl
>>224710433He’s a divorced old man in his 60s Kind of fat too
>>224710548fancy getting shagged in the arse?
lil shake and bake, blastoise91, robeypesos, OnlyIcedCoffee. cheetahman, slayer and Jade
>>224710563fag
>>224710561Are you the same guy I talked to before about sucking older guys in cars
>>224710552honestly you probably have decent table manners but once you've seen a posh lad going full throttle you realise just how scum you really are
>>224710561why areyou sucking his willy
>>224710540you would literally die
>>224710577You didn't say no to him x
>>224710539In this house we are déclassé, such that we could not afford private/public/grammar school. But mummy taught manners to me after her exhausting days of professional work.
>>224710601Why aren't you
deeply unfunny thread
>>224710457yeah, still got an hour or so leftfeel like vomiting by brains out
>>224710620*Slaps you with a fish*
that makes me moist
>>224710460wouldnt like to be entombed in something like this because it will just be pillaged by mongs in the far future who wont give a shit about your death rites.
42 67 69
"working" from home todayJust finished the check in teams call, got told off twice because my berg was in camera shot even though he was just sitting there looking at the screen
>>224710615worried I'd get outed for one little experimentworried I'd regret it basically straight away but feel obliged to go through with it to the endworried I'd get an std
>>224710620https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63rcdLeXiU8
>>224710602we just had 12 weeks of wall to wall sunshine, and we don't have any way to incubate ourselves like you do in air conditioned basements and never going outside, so pipe down yeah
I've made it to the land of milk and honey which is a public service jobthe pay is goodthe work is minimal the handshakes are weakmy boss told me he was going through a rough divorce 5 minutes after he met me
>>224710613She sounds like a devoted woman, your mother.
Congrats and good luck to all the freshers this week!
>>224710642All reasonable fears xx
>>224710587I guess so>>224710601I like it, I’m weird I suppose
>>224710641>camera onwhat the fuck
whats wrong with grammar schools again?
the lads came for a visit
>>224710655What the fuck
wanked so much in my teenage years i already had erectile dysfunction by my early 20s
>>224710673what?
just did that mexican valet face at something recently posted
>>224710600>don't start until everyone is ready >elbows off the table>chew with mouth closed>don't use fork like a spoon>knife and fork go apart on the plate (9 and 3 o'clock) if you put them down, unless you're finished then they go together at 5 o'clock what else is there?
>>224710668you have a lot of growing up to do young man
can't even tell first year vs 3rd year uni students apart anymorefucks sake
>>224710690Are they tiny or are the beds massive
18 year olds look like children to methis must be what it's like to get old
>>224710655Is it normal to have matching outfits, bedding, height, lamps etc. with your roommate you just met in America?
>>224710687don't think it works like thati know a lad who wanks 3 times a day and also shags his missus every other day with no problemshe also eats like a pig and goes through a pack of snus a day
>>224710548I could be your dad if I was incredibly irresponsible and sexually active
>>224710696You've fallen for memes there's no o'clock stuff that's scum misinformation, you just put your cutlery together when you're done
IS THAT YOUR HECKIN KITTERINO ON YOUR CAMERA?DISCIPLINARY!!
>>224710702They're bunkers but the povvos get shoved into the bottom bunk like a dresser for aesthetics (they get paid)
can you please stop talking about uni it brings back bad memories
>>224710713Yes that's completely normal in the United States of America.
they should introduce gundams to pensioners, what's a gunpla if not a more complex train kit
very bored, might inject some tren for a laugh
say what you will about being a failed millennial posting on here, but imagine being 21 years old and wasting your prime youth, energy, peak neuroplasticity on this dead, bot-ridden, thirdie website. Fucking grim man
>>224710744Less complex and more neek train kit
>>224710741you have unis in russia?
>>224710641Why would they care about the berg? I've had people specifically ask me to call mine in so they can have a look
>>224710652Quite right. As a result of my experiences I cannot find salient or meaningful the typical or recurring examples in this online virtual environment of women expressing behaviour symptomatic of a low intelligence quotient. Mummy's uncle read Maths at Trinity College Cambridge, and then went on to profess at McGill and Toronto in the loyal colonies.
>21 years old and wasting your prime youth, energy, peak neuroplasticity on this dead, bot-ridden, thirdie website.ktim
Didn't go to university or go on a gap year or travel ever.Two things you can never describe me as: educated or worldly.
>>224710755I wasted my 20s mentally ill in bed and I'm still doing it now :D
>>224710728my mum lied to me?the fucking bitchbut otherwise im good yeah?
i started uni 16 years ago now
https://youtu.be/U676v-WoOC4Every day I wake up to the same ducking thing
>>224710785Yes :) x
most wanks I did in a day was 12 when I had a day off school when I was 14
>>224710815you must've made a bit of coin that day
i'm 21, just graduated in the summer, applied for jobs but none gives a shit, got no mates, no gfwhat do you want me to do? i'm not spending my time on instagram or tiktok
listening to bbno$
>>224710827Join a local club
i was suspended from school 14 times then expelled by the time I reached year 10, I wasn't a allowed on the premises so they put me in this "annex" off-site for the final few years and I came in twice a week with a community support officer escort. And here I am now living the life, 80k a year, no rent or mortgage, working from home haha
>>224710827ktwm 15 years ago
>>224710789Bladee should have retired 6 years agoHe NEEDS to retire from music NOWJust checked the streams on his latest album and it was a total flop
i can't function without drugs
The Maltese Falcon, starring Humphrey Bogfart, now THAT is a movie.
>>224710840what kind
>>224710787that's a long course. most people only go for 3 years
>>224710826idgi
>>224710827talk to librarians
Need all the neets here including me to move into a compound together and livestream it
>>224710841teachers always hated on us but its because school doesnt fit for everyone
>>224710827>>224710848it took me 8 months to get a job out of uni and i was only making $90k but my life is much better now
>>224710833Dude looks weird af
>>224710867Gun club for rorkesBoard game club for leftypops
>>224710827You should be out shagging, socialising, you know, having fun? Because as the years roll by, all of your peers will disappear and there won't be any opportunity in the future to network when everybody has settled down and got married, had children and moved country. And here you are, rotting away talking to schizos on 4chan. You might as well be dead, fucking mong
alri marco pierre white>>224710886
my idol
>>224710602is this in Celsius or faggot?
imagine having the audacity to ask for a cover letter
>>224710868hohoho looks like ive found the joker in the packi'll have to keep my eye on you
>>224710827live in a sharehouse with internationals and students or some shit so you are socialized by proxy
got so fat ffs
>>224710894yeah well, my dad is a fucking mong so i was never given a chance in life
>>224710907>Jamie Dimon>He owns the banks where you put your dimes onBased
>>224710913No I willn't
>>224710910faggot (celsius)
>>224710921Can I see
>>224710922You make your own way in this life young man. There comes a point where you stop blaming your parents for how things turned out.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4O0eUHVOfPEDalé
>>224710894all my mates from uni live elsewhere i live at home with my parents. got no mates herewhat am i supposed to do. got no job
>>224710941a phoenix (grand) rising from the ashes
IRN BRU
>>224710935That looks fucking rancid
>>224710956>i live at home with my parentsbuy your own crib
>>224710955>>224710941Weirdo
Despite having a genius IQ and other measures of intelligence, I dropped out of high school, because I was depressed because of North American suburban atomization and my shyness and such, then many years later I went to a top university but I dropped out again for similar reasons.
>>224710987with what money? i don't have a job can't find one
so let mercy comeand wash awayWHAT I'VE DOOOOONE
>>224710513The guy on this channel is a complete wreck He's clearly totally addicted to gambling and will bet on anything including basketball cards he says he knows nothing aboutHis most recent video shows him losing £500 in 20 minutes because his "wife wasn't there to stop him" and he admits to being rich before starting the channelCan't imagine why she's still with him or why she allows this to continue
>>224710956Get yo money up
>>224710956you know exactly what to do. you're just too scared to do it because it requires some effort and stepping outside your comfort zone.you're looking for an easy magic wand fix which doesnt exist.
>>224710935You chucking anything in there with it like black pepper or oregano or basil or something? I like smoked paprika and cayenne myself
>>224710764Toilstein says it's distracting and unprofessional. I'm the sole IT "nigga" for this small charity, and most of the time I've got nothing to do until someone has an IT problem (think IT Crowd kinda) and he gives me shit for sitting about doing nothing or playing on my phone/gameboy or whatever. It's gotten to the point where I'll sometimes create a problem in the system like revoking permissions just so I can fix it and it looks like I'm doing something, just to avoid getting another bollocking.
>>224710921im down to 20 stonequite chuffed
>>224710996every zoomer I know is semi-retired from crypto and meme stocks. one dude I know made a sack from rolls-royce then parlayed it into 10 milly on $HUT
>>224711019Like spraying febreeze on dog piss
>>224711006I didn't watch any of his videos I just clicked because the lady had big boobs but turned out she was just fat
>>224711014i've put in effort in this life and it all went to shit every single time
got the thing.
>>224711032I shalln't be lectured on the subject of food by a corn syrup slurping obeast clapistani
>>224710994I did a year abroad at BU and had a whale of a time
>>224711029cant believe you actually believe those stories. They're all in their childhood bedrooms right now just like you wanking it to VR anime slop, they dont even know how to cook their own food besides making chicken nuggets, get your head straight
>>224711046what thing
>>224711023I'm nearly 13 stone and disgusted by myself don't see how people like you don't live in permanent shame
>>224711044then shut up you sad cunt and be miserable in silence
>>224711054i was 25 stone at one point
brit!
>>224711022Tell them codes compiling
Fulham Poo
6 options and only one is jonnies. why does this generation need so many pills
>>224711052I've never used VR but of the group of lads I'm thinking of some have flats in zone 1 which is hard to fake
>>224711067Adam Pond
>>224711084i prefer rhino horn personarry
>>224711085yeah all 5 of them living together in a flat share for £3,000 a month total
>>224711038They're a proper weird couple, she's 25 and they've been together 7 or 8 years, not sure how old he is but he's pretty grey so mid 30's I'd imagineShe looks gaunt and ill in the latest videos
mad how shit lettuce is on its own compared to how peng it makes anything else when you eat t with something
>>224710907vacuum me arsehole
>>224711108lettuce sandwich on the go is it?
>>224711101maybe, dunno, not clued into the zone 1 rental market tbqhwy. seems nice though and a fun way to live while you're young
>>224711022That's very annoying, sounds like your boss is a twat. I'm also an IT nigga although network specific and it's much the same, if nothings broken and we've got no projects on then there ain't shit to do and I'm not going to waste my time with pointless busywork when I don't have to. Previous boss understood and was cool with this then he left, current one is getting used to it but still gets pissed off sometimes. Unfortunately he knows that he needs me more than I need the job because my skill level is much higher than my pay grade and the only reason I stick it out is because it's piss easy and I don't like hard work
>>224711084got some condoms out of one of these before and i was paranoid there were cameras or something and the people in the bar were laughing at me. used them for a posh wank of course.
going to take a break from one piece after I finish the post-war arc, has anyone seen outlaw star or delicious in dungeon?
Just wrapped some paracetamol in lettuce. Pengerific!
>>224711133we bought one of those herbal viagras and dropped it in our mate's drink. couldn't get away with that now of course, because of woke
argie sexi've got a pair of islands you can seize right here sweetheart *grabs crotch*
Got some sort of anxiety issue that keeps me awake at night and makes me feel that nothing is ever alright and that in fact something is horribly wrong
mad how shit you lot are always making fun out of me
>>224711070Tall men don't like tall women they're too manly. Tall men like cute little dainty short women which is why all the midget girls are unattainable for midget men, which only leaves tall manly women for teeny tiny menlets. You can argue with me but this is a scientific fact.
>>224711141if you mean ダンジョン飯 then yes i have and because i watched it in japanese i have no idea what happened
quick so,meone throw me a you
brits just hate everyone huh
>>224711084You can get hard on pills in pub toilet johnny machines now? How long have they had that?
@224711180not unless you promise not to spend it on drugs
>>224711182yeah mate have you seen the absolute specimens on this list
>>224711195Think since they made it so you don't need a prescription for Viagra
>>224711182me in the 7% that haven't heard of nigel farage
mad how humid it isbetter not be another heatwave coming
>>224711182>YouGovSuppose we'll all just believe these folks are perfectly honest then?
>>224711133just order them from amazon
Lunch time conundrums, leftover rice meal or a straight up cheese sandwich.
my sauce is bubbling gently away
>>224711051Ishmael's dick hardened as the whale came upon his visionary horizon. This was his first day in class at Ballsack University, in Troon Knob, Mashpee, Massachusetts.
>>224710461pints with roz
>>224711195they were in pubs when I started going out 20 years ago but you only get them in old school toilets
>>224711215Don't ever talk to me again
>>224711222got a pack of 100 from ebay and never used any of them. they all went out of date.
>>224711049I dont eat canned food sorry
>>224711127BLT, fish finger sandwich, burgers, any kind of salad... lettuce knows its job and it does it beautifully. The Ngolo Kante of foodstuffs
>>224711250What did I just say? >>224711244Last warning
business idea: johnny machine for the women's bogs but it sells daft women stuff like magic crystals and lipsticks
>>224710935
>>224711247ktim literally only ever used them for posh wanks. current batch go out of date before the end of the year, not sure it's worth replacing them given I haven't had sex since 2013 and have never had spontaneous sex that required I was stocked with emergency condoms
massive brilliant brain giving me grief again
>>224711254what about tomatoes?
never used a condom i go in raw
ewww poo particle condoms
>>224711235pints with rodney
>>224711067Powerful
>>224711293jay
rorkes ma
>>224711286Only if they're not imported
>>224711330bitch pocket watching
>>224711330she's got him bang to rightsgive her that journalism award
>>224711330Someone's selling cocaine
im off today but i do sales for a telecom company and one of my coworkers has just came to my door and saw me through the door window lying on the sofa in my underwear surrounded by wine bottles
Nigga said a five bed in zone one for £3000 lmaoooo
they really named a guy spack poowankski and we're supposed to vote for him
>>224711330leftypoo suddenly not bothered about people paying their fair share of tax
>>224711360Is it focus group? Or gamma?
>>224711330maybe people could have travelled from outside the village
Lovely fake bot-bot on this one
>>224711360>i do sales for a telecom companywhat do i say to get the best dealwhat's the secret keyphrase
>>224711374You are delusional
How based is this?
Out for delivery arriving today 2:30pm - 4:30pm but I need a poo. Gonna be close
Wish I was an Albanian operating a Turkish barber but God has decided it was my lot to be a mongy penniless neet living in the east midlands
>>224711393you dont know me
dogberg on a mad one
>>224711360>winegallic faggot
>>224711330Screaming at the replies what is it with this "we just can't know how can you possibly assume" attitude these people haveThey can't really be that naive so that's the ulterior motive for defending this?
>>224711330She doesn’t seem to know that the Post Office already reports virtually all deposits to HMRC.Also thats not a suspicious amount :/
>>224711400warwick deserves it for repeatedly trying to take bradders home time quiz show crownfucking tenable what a shit programme that was
>>224711366spend half your day getting it sorted, resources are limited.Britain is tolerance, and such.#economy
>>224711416leftypol worships brown people and thinks theyre infallible
>>224711408what are turkish barbers and why do deanos love them so much?
>>224711422leftypoo doesnt think shoplifting shouldnt even be a crime but then complains about shops doing stuff like this
>>224711427turkish barbers are supposed to be the best, they have some secret techniques for cutting hair or summatif your vaguely brownish you can just call yourself turkish and boom you've got a ready made business goingand if your a vaguely brownish criminal you've got a ready made money laundering scheme
>>224711360Why did they come to your house?
pasta goes on soon
>private schools are private>public schools are also privatebloody mental that is
>>224711427really cheap and alright haircuts I assumeI only go to barbers not run by forrens and they're double the price, even though I think £22 isn't terrible for a haircut
>>224711427fronts for drug dealing (at best), and maybe some darker things.
leftypol has absolutely zero critical thinking, standards or even common decency.He would happily tell you to house a boat full of 30 year old goat herders who see women as property next to a primary school and call you racist for questioning it.He's a rabid dog who needs to be put down. Not argued with.
f
>>224711464Shut up neek
>>224711471yes
>>224711396What was it?
>>224711477wispy moustached greasy rat nosed ambiguously brown parasite
Considering getting into anime. Any exist that aren't for nonces? I've watched death note and fma brotherhood and um some other shit that was less good in the past.
>Any exist that aren't for nonces?No
Nigga eating crabs legs in the cinema
#輪姦 #声我慢
>>224711499if you’ve ever NEETed before then try 'welcome to the nhk'
>>224711499watch one of those 80's animes where the men and half of the women are all built like brick shithouses.watch MD Geist.
>>224711210I had to get a doctors appointment and tell him I couldn't get a full chub to get the prescription then never shagged and they expired
>>224711521Nhk!?
rorke goes to turkish barbers every week to make turks service him as a revenge for gallipoli
>>224711499Cyber City Oedo 808
mumberg has stopped calling me handsomewell that's it done then
sucking a biscoff dairy milk through a soggy paper straw
>>224711499Dunno if Akira counts but that's the best Japanimation I've seen
>>224711418These operations aren't about dodging tax they're about turning dirty money (cash from selling drugs) into usable money (in a bank from doing "haircuts")If you want to buy anything big in this country such as a car or house you need to be able to prove income, the people depositing it see paying a bit of business/council tax as an acceptable loss so they have clean usable money
discover
>>224711499BerserkCyber City Oedo 808AkiraPerfect BlueGhost in the ShellMemories
>>224711499Claymore
maybe someone has added a distorting sound filter to this track, then the short form video ladies have recorded a dance to it, often stripping to their underwear, and then adding their each layer of their outfits. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qc1ELfB6AYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qc1ELfB6AY
>>224711427Ignore the rorkes on this topic because it’s all fucking deranged mass hysteria.Firstly they’re not even Turkish, its all Kurds from Iran/Syria/Iraq.Laundering illegal cash through a village barbershop where everyone knows who you are and leaving fingerprints on cash is plain ridiculous.The real money laundering happens abroad where they need to physically smuggle the cash to. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-66188153Why do we have so many barbershops? Our highstreets are dead and freeholders need every last penny so they’ll just rent to anyone. asylum seekers and refugees who might it difficult to find a job become self employed barbers.The cherry on top is that all my local ‘Turkish’ barbershops accept card. Cash only is mainly a non-London thing.
genuinely sick in the head if you're into anime
She took me to Au Bon Pain. It was snowing.
>>224711566All the satoshi kon films are pretty good to greatAlso ping pong, cowboy bebop are good, angel's egg for another film too
>>224711521Oh yeah did watch that when I was NEETing, and read the book. Made me want to do lots of drugs (which I did) Can't be bothered to reply to all the other posts but I'll put them on a list and whittle it down thank you
>>224711587how dare you
>>224711564harv unironically life mogs me
brits are such knobheads they never realized george michael was bent
>>224711587even the ones with sexy schoolgirls?
>>224711600Might head to Chinatown
>>224711566>MemoriesOh, very kino.You want to throw Neo Tokyo on that list too.
Little Norse princeNorsicaa if the valley of the windAll the Ghibli films
Been getting messages from the voice of the night, the beast of eternal darkness. Should I be concerned?
>>224711499k-on
>>224711647Sorry I'll stop
>>224711582and they're selling weed or running brothels out the back, probably.
>>224711383why are they dressed like that in public
>Norsicaawotanic
haven't gained a clue in 3 years
Can someone use AI to compile all the anime recommendations in this thread into a single list? Wait until this thread is finished to perform the compilation though, don't want to miss any. Post the list in the next thread.
>>224711663Deeply worrying that adult men watch this and long to be one of them
>>224711558see>>224711582It’s stupid to even consider doing the placement of illegal cash within the UK because there’s so much papertrail evidence being logged along the way
>>224711663I specifically asked for non nonce ones that was my only stipulation
>>224711688>>224711688>>224711688
>>224711672I spelled it rong pleese kill me
>>224711471dont think those subtitles are accurate
>>224711670They are prostitutes
might 'sinate the 'ster
good morning i hate emiru
