picky bits edition
>>224738616
to be fair if i had an irish simp writing fantasies about me on 4chud id self harm too
pints with roz subedition
>>224738629irish genes
mumberg has been brainrotted by facebook so hard she's become a naziwas inconceivable a couple years ago
*eats an entire tub of lurpak* (750g)
boss demmie
all they had to do was stop the boats
post fucking based shitthat's an order!
>NHS bames
We're in "Living For The Weekend" Britain now. Forget what you think you know. Update your priors. Act accordingly.
>>224738656alri
>>224738643she looks identical to my mum
>>224738645She's of superior English stock.Comes from English nobility.
>>224738659she looks identical to my mum
>>224738692i'd shag your mum
how deep does the simpson artifact conspiracy go
reckon I got a spider bite on my anklehope the flesh doesn't go all necrotic and open a giant gaping wound
Rather enjoying wearing my nice wool jumper for the first time this season. I'm sure the novelty will wear off.
>>224738711if it does can i have a go on it. bound to do no more harm than good really
>>224738671
>>224738710big if true large if marge
>>224738711imagine if its burrowed its way in and setting up a little egg sack inside your fleshif that happened to me i would hate that so much
>>224738717even when it does you'll still be a poof
im literally only 2 years younger than s1 homer simpson now
>>224738711your fault for living in australia, dummy
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they should remove the Mao cuckstamp
I'm not ready for jacket weather to be over
Be Homer Simpson with your family.Be Tony Soprano with your friends.Be Frasier Crane with a lady.
>>224738711nigga lives in a dark souls area
your fault for living in austr-(gets trampled to death by a 15 foot tall moose)
>chairman mao cuckstampscreaming imagining a woman with this
>>224738755literally LITERALLY all one posterand i don't mean in the jokey 'the singular bradleyposter' waythis is L I T E R A L L Y actually genuinely one single individual lone persondeeply mentally disturbed
>>224738765frasier fucks it up with every woman he ever meets though
>>224738739Sticks and stones may break my bones but I'm sending my attack seal after you to break your bones
>>224738756disturbing webm
>>224738768Corrr little lad. I sort of know an ftm and they've got a very similar vibe about them
>he refused to leave the house without one for two years straight Lol. Yeah I'd be embarrassed too.
>>224738707time to train your dance moves, you've got good genes
Fucking love it when it proper pisses down with rain, love seeing floods and that cooorrr
>>224738801he'll kill himself at some point don't fret lad
don't blame wales and scotland for wanting to detach from this doomed shithole. still a bit sad though. we really ruined the greatest lead in history
>>224738781All paid for by the gullible British taxpayer.
>>224738781sick of this repugnant paedophilic leach, can’t wait for him to bite the dust
>>224738768scr
>>224738822thought this said i sort of know an film for a minute therewas gonna say what does that mean
>>224738768LMFAO i get men wanting to be women and that but why on earth would you want to be a dude, especially a hyper manlet one, mental
>>224738745>34>3 kids, a car, a fucking house, comfy job, loving wife, lots of friendsFUCK MY LIFE
Strong PokemonWeak PokemonThat is only the selfish perception of peopleTruly skilled trainers should try to win with their faovurites
Need a jacket like Homer Simpson
>>224738822>and they've got a very similar vibe about themThe Raped vibe
>>224738837love seeing my local rivers going river rapids mode after a big rainfall
>>224738745>>224738849need to sort my life out before it's too late. what a mess.
>>224738837the only flood i've ever seen with my own eyes happened when it wasn't even raining that muchdon't know how it happened honestly
>>224738856*beats you to death with a wobbuffet*
>>224738781has the aire of a thirld worlder showing off the single solitary lightbulb in their favela shack as if it's still meant to be impressive to me
>>224738849he can afford all that as a high school dropout with a job he can literally sleep through
>>224738896boomers had it so easy
Mr. Plow that's my name that name again is Mr. Plow
>>224738856you are a 30 year old child
Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland gain nothing from leaving Great BritainAlso on a side note it’s so peng we are known and have to be referred to as “Great” Britain
>>224738895well no shit, he's british
>>224738913how did you know i'm 30
just felt my final working neuron fizzle out and die Lol
i was saying poo-urns
anime nonce “niggas” be like >hmm yes i shall post “adults” depicted as children today
would be mental if canada, wales, scotland, and norn join the EU
>>224738895how many items have you got?
>>224738952
was funny to realise that the real reason indians hate being called paki isn't because it's 'racist' but because they despise pakis themselves lol
>>224738856how am I meant to beat the faggot breading ideal nature's with my wobbuffet?
according to YouGov 23% of Britons have cheated on their partercoincidentally white men are 23% of the population
>>224738977woke shite
>>224738629lov r daiso
>>224738955norn nacdonald
You will never have what they have.
>>224738977
>>224738910>>224738896>>224738849they made an episode detailing how ridiculous it was that he had all of thattime to do a rewatch of all the episdoes x
>>224738974is it a bit cucky to fantasise about your mrs having a gf that you can also shagi dont think it is myself
seasideMARK had 8 items in this video. Now he's got 12.
>>224739004
>>224738974
>>224738765>strangle your son>murder your friends>fuck up all of your dates
>>224738781pawned off for booze 5 minutes after the camera stopped
>>224738856*hitmonlee I choose you!*
>>224738979Hold it like a stick and beat them to death
>>224738974left looked disgusted as she sucked right's tongue
>>224738986you're really going to be posting this shit for the rest of your life aren't you
>>224739007Do you mean the frank grimes episode
Toast and chicken noodle soup for lunch as I'm a poorly girly
>>224739018What’s the deal with mark and owning things? I used to think it was his childish mong brain trying to trigger his trolls but as time goes by seasidemark has a weird obsession with owning electrical goods
>>224738978Was properly confused when I was at school and saw an argument where an Indian was calling another brown kid a paki, and he was arguing that he wasn't a paki he was Bangladeshi and that he also hated pakis. I'd just assumed it was all one big country and paki applied to the all. As I've grown older and wiser I've found that I was actually correct all along.
just get pissed off when I see a young hot woman now. not even horny anymore
>>224739055why do you take your trip off to spam seasidemark
>>224738979Se Jun Park won Worlds largely thanks to the contribution of his Pachirisu who is generally considered the MVP of that match
>>224739003
oooo 3.3% pay rise, dunno what I am gonna spend my money on.
>>224739046yes
>>224739065grim
>>224739074None of your business what I do
>>224739005sc
>>224739065don't let foidrage settle in your mind
Might stick a dark web bounty on sacked trannys head
>>2247390651/12 relationships started in cold approaches
Incredible. Eye color is literally everything.
>>224739109Nothing is what you'll do
>>224739074>why does spainlad spam nonsense on different alter egosyou could ask this every thread
>>224739018mark, look out behind you!
>>224739109Just give it a year or two and the tranny will sort himself out, as is the natural life cycle of these freaks.
>>224739119only because you're used to seeing left as leftin an alternate reality where right was right you'd think left was weird
Marge my face hurts again
>>224739084blacked raw subscriptions for your family
How can seasidemark be on the dole when he works at youtube
>>224739138right looks minging
>>224739157good point, you should report him to dwp
>trying to post on brit be like
>>224739119i genuinely prefer the rightblue eyes are more beautiful but brown eyes are cuter
>>224739173F
>>224739173fucking hell this could be a snuff film
>>224739173surely if that didn't kill him it fucked up his brain pretty good
Seasidemark is one of the few people on this planet I’d love to properly fill in, just unloading on him with hooks and body shots while he’s stood in his drunken stupour crying out trying to get away
Day 2 of semen retention x
>>224739109>fibres from an Aldi jersey, the imprint of a woman's shoe but the stride and size of a man
>>224739173why's nobody jumped in to get him
why does medical school take so longwhat do doctors even doit's not like they need to figure out new cures, that's already been done, all they need to do is prescribe the right treatmentwhy do gps earn 6 figures when all they do is scribble a prescription or refer you to another doctorwhy do we deify these peoplefor the love of god do NOT get me started on nurses i'm getting pissed off just thinking about those fucking useless self aggrandising retards imagine being replaced by gormless 75IQ biomass and still thinking you're somehow the most valuable workers in society
>>224739208sc
oh what a coincidence, the other /r9k/ nonce is here too
>>224739089
>>224739217they had their shoes on
>>224739207need a scouse spunk gremlin such as pic rel
>>224739207you should practice boring bastard retention and stop posting
is /britfeel/ down or something
>>224739208SCREAMING
>>224739173did he die
>>224739238seen this post before
>>224739217
>>224739208Kek
never screamed at a post in my life. at most I've chuckled
>>224739218takes like 12 years to become a doctor and you earn 100k. surely it's smarter to get into some technical/IT field that pays simular but only needs 3 years of training? maybe it's the prestige of being a doctor
>>224739218yeah mate the thing is the human body is complex and our understanding of it increases every year so prescribing the right treatment is quite hard. in fact it's so hard most treatment has to be done by specialists which is why they do referrals so often
>>224739273first thought is that they are soleless
>>224739208best post in weeks
scr
>>224739119green > hazel > brown > blue
>>224739273Pussy is so gross
Nursing should be a minimum wage job Taking blood and collecting piss samples is not a complicated job
posted pictures of his dead parasocial girlfriend again award
>>224739296>idominikThis nigga named by Steve jobs
>>224739298
>>224739285so guidelines come down from people who actually do research and doctors just follow the new rules square peg in square hole, round peg in round holesounds difficult
did the sacked tranny trip not garner enough attention? had to bring out the nonce one too?
my dead dad's gf is clearly in to me but i just know its a coping mechanism for griefthis is one of the few moments im letting my big head do the thinkingjust know we'd regret shagging
Depression is back
might live a life of fear shammand regret then die alone of heart disease in my late 50s
>>224739330none of this is true kys
>>224739207Properly grim face on this bint. Fetal alcohol syndrome for certain.
anyone got any rags and/or bones they're looking to get rid of?
>>224739341literally no one has ever said that
le sigh
>>224739326but it's a bit more complicated than pegs in holes isn't it. or maybe you are a literal peg box with pegs in, i don't know
>>224739330get her shagged up the arse
I don't care about the next James BondHe kills for country, queen and godWe don't need another murderous toffI'm just wondering where the high street's gone
>>224739330the regret would just be social shame, in your mind thinking other people would disapprovereally if it makes either or both of you feel better, what would be the problem?
>>224739357no but i have an old bed frame and a radiator
>>224739380hold on let me call my mate
>>224739330takes a really sick person to come up with something like this and it should be a wakeup call
>>224739345trust me it’s not all roses and sunshine
>>224739391*shags you up the arse*
>>224739330mr. "next best thing"
heard there was someone with an old bed frame and a radiator they wanted gone?
racismlad
donated £5000 to a dominatrix's OF when I was an alcoholic in 2023confessed to my mate and he absolutely howled with laughter and called me a daft cunt
>>224739357*walks up to you excitedly with a bag and rone, then notices your sign and walks away awkwardly*
>>224739330if you're going to fuck someone your dad has fucked then it may as well be your mum otherwise don't bother
>>224739342take a stroll in the sun lad
>>224739367it really isn't and they somehow still manage to fuck things upliterally millions of deaths per year worldwide from doctors fucking up their jobs
*opens bag full of clearly stolen meat goods*
>>224739391oh bore on
oh no it’s old bed frame and radiator man, my arch nemesis!
need me gone. throw me out with the scrap into the knackers yard. mush me up in the compactor and send me to india to be picked over by barefoot kids with early onset lymphoma
need to get rid of these knick-knacks and thingamajigs pronto
>>224739432Surprisingly insightful post from a land down under
remember when doctors killed people en masse by thinking ventilators would help with covid
My life is a salvage operation
>>224739421what did she do for £5000?
>>224739460mine’s a bloody hostage situation
>>224739451imagine your luck
it's a cheap oven pizza kind of day. might even have 2 idc
>>224739473no, that was just the accumulated pay for the year
https://x.com/erenfromtargets/status/2099285455334191299
rorke operating the lathe completely naked because safety is for cucks and getting his cock caught and ripped off
even the bread is woke now
Ever since I found out every question I ask AI a question it uses roughly a bottle of water in terms of cooling the amount of the energy in a data centre I’ve been spamming AI with questions for days. Less water for African countries the better
Anyone that has tried to sleep in an airport due to a cancelled flight understands the horrors of hostile architecture. Me and the outside lads are one and the same sharing the struggle.
>>224739495arent building data centres in africa are they
>>224739364why do they do it
>>224739494your mums pussy operates on a 'big tent' basis with everyone welcome m8
>>224739492sounds like a win-win for rorke and the lathe
>>224739495dismantle africa, build a server in the congo, power it with a solar farm in the sahara and drinks the rivers clean to cool it all i say
the phrase “meat raffle” sounds gross to me, i know it’s for steaks and gammon and stuff but i just imagine a sack full of organs and offal
>>224739271*enters /brit/*
>>224739434hmm it is a bit thoughi think you might be a bit stupid
>>224739527makes me think of your mum's gash cause it's up for grabs when she's out on the town
>>224739536haram
i dont know who pinkpanthress is. i dont know who dua lipa is. i dont care about raccoon girl or the gyaldem. this is my truth
>>224739524Wtf this is me, where did you get this?
>>224739536Tiktok dances are a phenomena I just cannot understand
>>224739527my cock resembles a meat rattle, in ways (not noncey)
>>224739550so fit
>>224739570girls like dancing and attention thats pretty much it
>>224739566the only thing i know about dua lipa is that she got banned from twitter for making Albanian nationalist posts
albert fish in?
they don’t drink water in Africa they drink um bongo
Right that's lunch ingested now time to imbibe a vitamin C effervescent and some co-codamol
>>224739618*slides a load of needles into my groin and prances around my house of horrors cackling*
african kids with the big bellies on the advert talm bout some im hungry
once convinced the then proto-gf to spank me (with a wooden spatula) and when my cheeks started bleeding she started crying and wouldn't speak to me for weeks
>>224739671yeah bit mad that lad
Time for diarrhoea clean out the tubes and pipes
>>224739671because she got your bum blood on her mums wooden spatula?
rorke's mum catching him doing the umpops dance
Spent the weekend with my brother and his missus and it haunted me how happy they were together Mostly because I looked at my own gf and realised we just about like each otherShould a nigga break it off before it's too late?
Help! I've fallen into the garden of earthly delights and the little guys are prodding me with sticks
>>224739671do you like femdom in general or just being spanked
>>224739688well thats me, in the corner, pooing coins into that pool
>>224739567no it isn't
>>224739694the moan i made was apparently disturbing
This afternoons viewinghttps://www.82zla.xxx/pat72-watch-hardcore-live__brute--inject
>>224739722were you the one holding the candles?
>>224739566listen and learn rorke, a black woman is speaking
>>224739737won't be giving this a click
might join 'aeda
>>224739728THAT'S ME IN THE CORNER
>>224739722depends if you're the kind of person who can handle being alonebut if you don't love her now you're never going to love her later
>>224739727like femdom in general yes
>>224739735you’re right i just wanted attention
goat he cannot miss!!!!
>>224739758it's okay x
sweat smells like cum
>>224739759im canadian because of the highland clearancesgrateful to england desu
nobody in here is as unhappy with their life as I am
>>224739737*helicopters flying over the jungles of belize, landing at a compound*>John, we're pulling you out of retirement for one last mission*John McAfee, tranny on his arm, puffs on his cigar*>you son of a bitch, i'm in
>>224739759>english people tried to eradicate the welsh and scottish languagewtf?
>>224739759he's such a clueless alcoholic oaf
put jeans and a vest on to answer the door for my deliveroo order and he said i look exactly like Carl from aqua teen hunger force
mum said several times that i should be put onto her car insurance and when i asked she said noweird
>>224739792yeah i was doing that last week
cannae baelaef thae englaesh waeld eradaecate saech a baetiful language aye
>>224739793his job is to make rorkes angry and he is exceptionally good at itanother example of alcoholism being beneficial
I’m brown, even tho I’m white
>>224739813thats scottish not welsh imbecile yank
>>224739792he’s a liarhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Welsh_Not>the Welsh Not was not part of any government policy, but was seen by teachers as a way to encourage children to learn English
bet you thought that was a great post, didn't you? i bet you were really proud of that one, smirking as you hit the submit button.what a pathetic miscreant you are, how shallow must your life be to post that? pathetic. grow up.
>>224739793to be fair to him every time rorke calls into his show and has a meltdown JoB always destroys them in debates and they just hang up
he will come good
Next brit thread needs to be The highland clearances edition
bloke at my pub recently split up with his mrs of 19 years and looked utterly dejectedended up talking to me and I didn't really know what to saytook a gamble and tried to come up with something encouraging and said something like 'just because this chapter is over doesn't mean everything that happened in the previous one is now invalid, all the experiences and emotions you had were still meaningful etc etcm'he looked at me and just seemed to brighten up a bit and said 'you know what my lad, you're right' and then he strided out the pub
Actually cringe when I see 4chan mentioned in a video on YouTube
>>224739842james o'brien a liar? nooo
>>224739842>no documents were signed so uh it never happenedk so there's no plant to replace europeans with africans and asians
>>224739849when will this nigga justify being paid so much, he's been playing like shit for more than a year now
>>224739849mad that kane is going to win the league for stat padding in shartenliga
>>224739862>bloke at my pub recently split up with his mrs of 19 years and looked utterly dejectedonly 47% of relationships last 20 years or more
>etcm
>>224739807probably got martin lewis whispering into her ear like grima wormtongue
God I hate my job. Wish I could just stop turning up
Dollymong
>>224739866you really thought you had a point here didn’t you
>>224739879hope he comes back to england and breaks shearers record
>>224739862W anon
>>224739842Me when I’m being disingenuous on 4chan
>>224739783same but also hudson bay company fur trading and 19th century irish sectarian violence
>>224739884:/
>big tentOtherwise known as Rorke’s t shirt
Wessex should get an independence referendum
>>224739911go away BLACK nigger
>>224739879he stat padded in the international tourist league toonot sure what else you want him to do
>>224739862nigga passed a speech check
>>224739933screaming
>>224739806It don't matter, none of this matters
>>224739842how rough was that "encouragement" tho, given the atrocities committed against the scots i don't think they were very lax on them speaking english
>>224739922
>>224739943what atrocities
>>224739909nah he needs to retire in sharten liga. the prem record is all geordies have left... unless>>224739925come home
>>224739933kek
>>224739922Is this what an aussie would have said in that scenario?
>>224739961>>224739961>>224739961
>>224739959the lowland clearances of the 1700s and highland clearances of the 1800s
>>224739979s
>>224739944
>>224739755me too x
