Compiling shaders... edition
A YOUS LADS AVIN YER PROPPA LUSH FULL ENGLISH YEAH?
>>224759014Latvia
>>224758999
>open up /brit/>its just americans
>>224759031That's a call to violence
phil "fode"
thought fares was back for a split second
>>224759048The brits are... still loading
>>224756787 You didnt create it. You funded it for something else ans lost control because the CIA actually arent this master 4D chess players. Like them raising money through selling drugs "its okay theyll only sell to blacks in inner cities, its a victimless crime" and then it spirals out of their control because theyre morons
Hope the office has coffee Not sure how I'll last without my 5 morning coffees
love love love doing nothing
>>224759137dosser
>>224759092>Like them raising money through selling drugsdo people actually believe this? you realize they can just print money, right?
it's wednesday
>>224759142right so cash for drugs for guns was a farce, then?
the toil freaks do be going to toil because they know nothing else but toil loool
>>224759142>The CIA can just print moneyWe're talking about at time there was certain checks and balances to be made. After watergate anyone could be held responsible
>>224759137ktim, i don't even have any hobbies or interests i just stare into space all day
>>224758954A lot more Scot and Welsh were killed by English if you want to play that gameBut even then if you think about it those Scot’s and Welsh soldiers would be alive today had Westminster-ENGLAND not sent them to die in pointless wars 8000 miles from their homes
>>224759181Bollocks
mad that the biggest difference between the sexes that women share feelings, but in a verbal sense but in a almost physiological hence why platonic pair-bonding can be so bloody drastic between women
>>224759166wotanic day
leftypol hates ai because it has the potential to benefit the masses
>>224759107does it have a little coffee machine. visited toils london office and they only had sachets of instant and a hot water urn. how are you supposed to make 10 trips to the coffee machine in a shift with that.
>>224759191Yes and plenty of English were killed by Scots and Welsh, your point being?
>>224759191wouldn't have signed up for the army if they weren't prepared to die for british interests
>>224759208they’d love it if they were in full control of it
>>224759196>watergate didnt happen the cia didnt sell drugs as a way to raise funds for off the books support for anti communists. >Thats a crazy conspiracy theory... >however they did create al queada and force them to attack America so America could get more oil or something Ok mate
That turk that showed up at the end of the last thread and posted shakshuka head apu gave me a right good giggle. Haven't had that breakfast in yonks and here I am eating my overnight oats with kefir and honey and blueberries like a good little got when I could be scranning oily tomato eggs
>>224759166recently started referring to it as hump day, always gets a chuckle
Anyone know what patients knows best NHS thing is? They keep messaging me trying to fill out all this info on sharing data but I can't tell if it's just a way to offload all my shit to palantir.
>>224759242No it doesnt. Sit down
just did nothing
When Garfield was like "I hate Mondays" I really felt that one lol
we moan about the rozzers here but its mad how corrupt they are in other countries. like genuine corruption, not just infected with woke nonsense
wanking to gay twink braps
every tiem i fall asleep watching youtube now it ends up on some mullah citing God knows what what the hell is going on
>>224759299you don't even know sonwe got 50 billion in the last 15 years from the EU and we have nothing to show except one shitty highway maybe that's already due for repair
>>224759305I sincerely hope you aren't. >>224759309Stop falling asleep watching youtube it's degenerate behaviour and Allah is trying to show you a way to salvation. Get a clue and grow up the both of you.
>>224759289wake up tim!!
>>224759309euuuurrrrgghwhat's THAT brother?
>>224759092Funding was transferred to Saudi Arabia, namely Saudi ambassador Bandar Bin Sultan. He paid the 9/11 hijackers $140,000 while in America. Saudi intelligence operative that Omar al-Bayoumi paid for their rent. Both men remained on good terms with President George Bush after the 9/11 attacks, and Bin Sultan remained the Saudi ambassador to the USA until 2005. 9/11 was most likely a tri-lateral intelligence operation of the CIA, Mossad, and the GIP.
Something like 10% of Native Americans in the US have West Eurasian Y-haplogroups like R1b. They're much more mixed than people think
shreddies and a banana down the hatch
that's the straight twink findom direct debit just gone out
lads think i lost my clue have any of you seen it?
>>224759373Willyberg is a big fan of this
>>224759429sorry brother. been searchin' for that 'clue' my whole dang life and I ain't found none yet.
>>224759444if you find one just let me know ok
>>224759309don't know how anyone falls asleep with something playing on a bright screen in front of them
>>224759465just turn down the brightness, mong
scream
>>224759481easier to turn it off and go to bed like a normal person, surely
>>224759494Why are they doing this
i heat upa burning flame
>>224759500nice having a little background noise isn’t it
>>224759505Because of the boat people. Govt are trying to cram 3x as many browns as residents into a small middle class village
>>224759552No I mean why is the government doing this?
>>224759571white genocide
>>224759571For the lulz
>newsnight last night>victoria derbyshire to some tory mp "what u guna do about dese asylum seekers">tory mp "well I'll tell you what we won't do">victoria: okay but what will you do>tory mp "well I'll tell you what we won't do">victoria: but what WILL you do>>tory mp "well I'll tell you what we won't do"rinse and repeat 10xghastly cretins they are ghastly
>>224759592>>224759613what could go wrong
Mikael Forssell sex arse
>"I do really understand that when changes are made that affect your community it can be very distressing.>"While we get a grip on the asylum chaos that we inherited we do need to make sure that we live up to our obligations and house people coming to this country seeking safety."in other words you're getting them and there's nothing you can do about it
>>224759654>we do need to make sure that we live up to our obligationslol
too many bastarding roadworks going on i swear they do it on purpose
Got the diarrheaberg leaving my arse at great force
>>224759680they purposefully fuck up and come back 2 weeks later to dig it back up againutter cowboys
>>224759616would've given her one back in the day
>>224759699it's either that or they have temporary lights and they're not even fucking there
>>224759709
live in a school area so I see the ‘mass every morning I wake up
>>224759733wow
suns splitting the stones and im inside brooding to 50s jazz like a proper weirdohttps://youtu.be/Wc4tT-55ZzI
>>224759699theyve done that near me. spend months making a brand new modern looking junction and then not long after have dug it up all doing something to it. so now it will look shit and full of ugly patches
>>224759749legs
>>224759749I always wonder what's the point of them going? It's like lying to them that there's any point in them bothering with school.
them there teeth need brushing
think the only real solution is to go off the internet completely, maybe keep an email but that’s the extent of it really everything has become doom and gloom or fake and gay
>>224759709>>224759732hope by one you mean a handshake lad
Just don't see the point really. Indian and Asian kids yes, but the black and Latino ones ruin school experience for the kids that go to school to learn.
nothing but the poo to live forone bum, all i need
>>224759824the poomadic lifestyle, as it were
not going to be annoyed at work today. i will have a good day instead
TimmyUK
poo nig
>>224759864your mum’s shopping list
>>224759864good drills, them
>>224759851that didn't last long
Australia the short bus of the commonwealth
>>224759864t. swedish companies naming their biscuits and sweets
>>224759864good post
>>224759909mind you she was going up against someone called Syssy
>>224759809I managed quite well at this earlier this year but I have unfortunately fallen back into the hell trap. This general depends on your horses thoughbeit.
Hold your horses!
>>224759909If my posting style was a webm
thinking about the femoids in my old secondary schoolwe weren't a boy's school but we were in close proximity to three girls schools, as a resut the demographics were like 75-80% maleimagine being outnumbered by boys 4-1, boys whose testosterone was through the roof and who were horny 25 hours a daymust have been fucking terrifying
what little fucking virgin reported me for my all my homies hate England meme
>>224759897so true pic very much rel>>224759930wouldn’t have any place to post my horses this also true
Seriously debating going to India for 4 weeks
>>224759968Haha sounds awful xxMight enroll in classes actually
>>224759993its a real cake bar here
>>224760007enjoy your yellow diarrhoea
>>224760007why? india is shit not even indians want to be there
>>224760007for sex?
>>224760013the bulgarian “nigger” bar
I think this general would be a lot better if people read what they were going to post out loud. Then they would see how ridiculous they sound.
>>224760023be silent madarchodI am white britisher and i'd love to live in bharat
>>224760007hope your family will be happy to see you
>>224760007seems like an irredeemable shit-hole to me but you do you
if you don't like the smell of pussy you're literally insane
>>224759946
>>224760023care to defend this racist lad?
>>224760007for the masala?
>>224760030yeah with blokes tho
>>224760033it's more like "little n-word", you can still order em and find them in some stores
>>224760036*in a heavy swedish accent* poo böm wänk
>>224760063I used to love getting this when I go to Bulgaria, it is criminal that I can't find them anymore.
if you see me out in /britfeel/ say hibut if you see me at /brit/im a talkative guy
>>224759733corrrr
>>224760036https://voca.ro/1maVZrdLOIoG
we out here sucking DICK nigga
>>224760077>>224760098scr, thats me done
>>224760007could be worth visiting some temples and mughal fortresses
>>224760093I thought it was “I might say hi” not say hi
I really really really like the way Spanish women say "wow"
>>224760112idk i've only heard the Peter Griffin version
>>224760077why do swedish accents sound like thiswhy you do datjust speak normally
little history lesson for you
>>224760050reckon congolese pygmies are more primitive
>>224760119need her to wank me off whilst speaking spanish my ear
gyaldem rising
>>224760159tu eres uno retardojust did it for you lad
>>224760164So mid
>>224760119spanish socialists be like wow we need to replace this beauty with mishapen africans and obese north africans covered in bin bags
>>224760152prob more welsh speakers in that community than a lot welsh towns
>>224760013everyone has a nigga cake
>>224760140sounds more fun doesn’t it
>>224760183Probably like Pembrokeshire and the border towns
>>224760186Not me I'm completely lacking in such
>>224760177I'm proper fed up with Spanish socialist billionaires me
>>224760084This is the first time I'm seeing those, desu I don't eat chocolate and sweets so probably that's why. Do you like these? It's a favorite here and people buy em to give on their birthday at work or at home. I'd say this is our best thing that we make regarding chocolate things.
more pointless bullshit from pointless bullshitters
>>224760186how does it translate though? Our literally mean "little n-word"
>>224760233it's like little moor, but murzyn is the equivalent of nigger in use and historically, woke want to ban it naturally
>>224760278I see
>>224760220I honestly cant say I tried those, I will buy them when I next go out.I think they stopped selling the trio bar like 8 years ago so I imagine they may not even been around for that long.Most of the chocolate I bought in bulgaria was either Merci or just generic store-brand chocolate from lidl cause Milka is expensive as fuck
Any Hunt the runner or sprinter or whatever is facing a lot of backlash for calling Sydney sweeney a whore when she posts things like this herself
why on earth do niggas be eating lamb when beef tastes better and is cheaper and doesn't involve slaughtering baby animals
>>224760331their argument is:>ut's a gud meat, broo
>>224760314Definitely try Chernomorets>>224760220theres also an ice cream, its a good combo with the orange flavour.>>224760331lamb is delicious, goat is good as well, just had it two weeks ago
Only 44% of men who ever lived got to reproduce vs over 80% of women
>>2247603311) lamb tastes better and is more distinctive2) lambs are normally killed when they're older than beefs are
>>224760331>>224760314>>224760220>>224760373>>224760379anime sitenot food site
>>224760393>fails to post any anime
>>224760327scr will be discussing this and bringing this up often now also no ass
>>224760382not my problem
Kpop desu senpai
>>224760393dont care
>>224760327they all have to get that little olympic rings tattoo its illegal for them not to get it
>>224760410you don't have sex
>>224760331pork is better than both. you should enjoy more pork before woke bans it
>>224760393What about /ck/ then
>>224760433didn't even notice those gaylad
>>224760439most sex isnt procreative
begging your parents to take you home at noon for lunch before the school disco instead of getting changed and waiting at school for hours
>>224760458not much else to look at there lets be honest
>>224760455all boards are for these things in anime/ck/ - food and cooking in anime/k/ - anime weapons/tv/ - anime shown on television/p/ - photographs of anime/int/ - anime across the world, the impact of dragonball on south americaetc.
>>224760393trve
room REEKIN
>>224760451i don't really like pork as much as beef but i make a point of eating lots of it to stick it to the jews and rasheeds
>>224760493/lgbt/ - what happens to boys that watch anime while growing up
>>224760519pork>>lamb>>beef
whatever happened to clogwog
*plop*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTEjX0QGD4Qyoung rorke
>>224760485I was a waitcel unfortunately Think this is where things first went wrong for me
>>224760543did you at least gel your hair up into little spikes
>>224760493/spa/ - anime and sports
>>224760539You put that turd down emmayank
hoping your parents would come to collect you and take you home after the school play instead of being left in the classroom for the rest of the day
plucking my arse hairs and using them to floss
celts are infighting because Ireland can't stand the spotlight being taken off their victimhood for two seconds
hard out there for a quirky and shy white boy :/
might start calling arse cheeks 'brap sacks'feel free to join me
>>224760581chill out tadhrrgrr
never understood the hype around spanish very annoying language to listen to imo
>>224760177Yes, that is EXACTLY what spanish socialists are plotting and is happening right now
>>224760594They're not sacks though. Boobs are milk sacks, your balls are a sack, an ass has nothing in it but poo.
>>224760623fart wind is contained therein
johnny brap sacks
speaking of balls mine no longer do that thing where they go up into your body when you're wanking
why do poor people love capitalism so much
>>224760555...yh
>>224760581>victimhoodThe single deadliest attack in the Troubles were the state-planted bombs in Dublin and Monaghan.There was a revolution, followed by a civil war, followed by several campaigns culminating in the Troubles because of the Apartheid pseudo-state of the 6 counties.If anyone has victimhood, it's the loyalists who try to fashion themselves after the republicans in order to obscure the oppression by presenting it as "intercommunal conflict", as england usually does.
well, rorke?
>>224760669its done the most to lift people out of poverty
>>224760670all is not lost
mum told me to abuse the mental health card at work so I can get wfh privileges and free shit idk i feel kind of gay whinging about mental health as a bloke tho
the boringest of boring bastards
>>224760682alright tadhig just chill out we’re all friends here
homosexuality is undoubtedly the biggest threat to society
>>224760711mate tried to do this to get better hours and they just blew him off lol
>>224760682Nary a word of this dull tome
Feels like there is a poo brewing but I need to go out to the shop. This doesn't bode well gentlemen
Lost all structural integrity to my poos of late despite eating a diet of miraculous health. Frankly I'm beginning to suspect the kefir is doing numbers on me.
>>224760740it's the biggest threat to your bum virginity
gonna be so funny when the next referendum also failsthe angus seethe will last centuries
Gone into the office for the first time in a year and have done more work in the first hour than I would all morning normally Feel like I'm being too efficient and need to reign myself in, nice to see more than the four walls of my smeggy bedroom however
>>224760740How am I a threat to society im just having fun :P
I wish there was a major happening, I am so fucking bored WFH
>>224760788spreading poo particles everywhere is fun is it
>>224760782Best wind your neck in ladToilberg knows you've been slacking now
>>224760811Never done anal before. I only suck dick
>>224760829how big was the biggest one you ever sucked
its hard out here for a pimp
>>224760813Toilberg is on his third "sick" day this month so I don't think he'll be criticising
>>224760682i see why your country is the land of ire
>>2247608497 inches give or take
pooby granger
>>224760877it sickens me more that we paid for the builders and the Sainsbury's workers to spy on him and break his mind
gotten a bit quiet in here then
is tadhig still here?
Sket ruby was pretty too.
>>224760882did you have to practice or did it come naturally?
>>224760925Scat Ruby? Ket Ruby?
>>224760902Gangstalking is an international industry and provides a net gain to society despite the costs to individuals.
>>224760788gays spread diseases and touch childrenpestilence and molestilence innit
>>224760931first time I ever did at like 15 I was terrible so I practiced on dildos and stuff
>>224760934You wouldn't get it yank
to sad about me spursies to joke around on /brit/ today
>>224760925oh no honey that's not you
>>224760970look on the bright side, they scored a goal
actually have mental health so I have yo wfh. got ocd and anxiety so I do :/
>>224760972I'm not gay
>>224760970Gooooooood team Liverpool thoughAnd you got your first goal, encouraging signs encouraging signs
>>224760988im on about Ruby
>>224760937Straight people do the same
>>224760987ktim
thought this champions league stuff had all been settled last year why are they doing it again
Cardiff Swansea and Wrexham should be kicked out of the efl with all this separatist talk going on
>>224760947hopefully that was with another boy your age and not an older man
>>224760164not getting away with it I'm afraid, look at his giant e.t. fingers
>>224761015yeah but not as much as bummers do proportionally
I could be happy with a british girl
>>224761037:/
>you got to be Brian Griffin in human form if you think you're gonna get some (you)s on /brit/me asf:
>>224761078human Brian be like "hello"
Thinking about Emma Watson's flatulence again.
the gym is empty thank god I can spaz out without anyone watching
>>224761109Ian vibes
everyone’s at the job centre it seems
Hate yanks and want to crush their heads like watermelons in a vice press
>>224761051"rokushiki: shigan"*opens up a 2nd arsehole where you bulbospongiosus is supposed to be*
>>224761172ew wtf was that
Ruby Granger doing a loud fart whilst recording a TikTok and being embarrassed and then disgusted by the smell.
>>224761186your punctured bulbospongiosus muscle
>>224761142Mmm tasty
>>224761139on the dole againjust can't wait to get on the dole again
might go to thailand and call the king a bender
BURNT OUT AT WORK LADS :/
Going to have a sit down shower in a bit once the water has heated.Need to lay off the booze today, I'm feeling a bit battered now
look at these cunts trying to probe my server for weaknesseswill probe them back if they're not careful
Sex
Consider the common snipe
>>224761226What do you do for toil lad?I'm on annual leave this week
lol
>>224761268Hate those cunts me
>>224761304sit in faggot meetings all day
>>224761268Who are they and what do they want? Do you think they work for Sainsbury's?
you will not consider the birds
playing my old nintendo ds and eating blue cheese
>>224761310leftypols head is spinning trying to comprehend this one
i was drinking alcohol free beer last nightand i never felt betterit was like my body was expecting to be fucked up but im not
>>224761348shame it tastes like shit
>>224761329Oh dear, listening to other people chat shit all day can be tiresome indeed
i'm banned from all EU countries
>>224761380it's more the bit where they turn to me and make me "take an action away"
>>224761374yeah its meh but it tricked my brain successfully
>>224761374stouts are the only drinkable alcohol free beveraginos
>>224761310Khalid tell me what the gfa is
>Horrified fans 'walk out' of Catherine Tate and Corrie star Nigel Havers' 'smutfest' panto as it's 'too rude for kids'
>>224761295
>>224761348>>224761374I don't get it personally. I drink beer for the alcohol, if I don't want alcohol I just have juice or tea or something
>>224761342Never seen so many of them be racist
indys have it very easy all they have to do is win one vote and theyre out forever but once the union is gone its gone
just don't care about scotland wales or ireland sorry
>>224761440I'm going to go to the local panto this year
>>224761448Hi I'm an alcoholic and it's nice to hold a beer in my hand and drink it instead of constantly thinking about drinking and just getting progressively miserable. It's a neat trick.
>>224761448yeah but if you are habitually drinking beer it can do the trick if you just want one
>>224761400And what does that mean? Like what have you learned from this meeting sort of thing? Sounds very gay if so
>>224761440uh, no they didn't
Considering the birds with progressively more effort to spite that one bird hating motherfucker
got my balls out
bobbi althoff divorced her husband and left him with their newborn so she can go have sex with rappers and basketball players
What comes out of Emma Watson's butt.
Can't drink because I inevitably have a night where I drink an insane amount and ruin my life for a few days after
>>224761561BBC spaff
she's so fucking peng
im the worlds first incel labubu
I'm in my 30s and unemployed and charity shops won't accept me as a volunteer!!!NIGGAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>224761570I must've drank half a litre of whisky yesterday and am trying to take it easy today. My shits all fucked up
>>224761599she is a cartoon mate
>>224761331I wouldn't doubt it
NEW>>224761622>>224761622>>224761622
>>224761268they're like flies or something haha
>>224761605volunteering is a meme anyway
>>224761605Ok no more volunteering. U have to hustle my nigga, u need a transit van or sprinter start selling shit anything u can find
>>224761605>NIGGAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>224761513no it usually means the women talk all the time then when they end up saying that some work actually needs to be done, they pin it on me to do
So this is it, the final brit
