Chode editionprevious: >>224756815
>>224758997What is this? A chode for ants?
>>224759022>A chode for antsHe made up for having a tiny chode by being really good at guitar
First a foreigner new and now a namefag new we're on a fucking roll aren't we
>Zoom Zoom newHella BASED
/cum/ is going to the dogs
>>224759038At least we're keeping it on the /cum/ flags and that's what matters
Just saw some fucked up shit
Urethra not feeling too good
>>224759076what
>>224759093I said I just saw some fucked up shit
>>224759101If it helps I made some fucked up shit earlier. Spent nearly half an hour on the John
let us discuss the dao.
>>224759110Kek
I get Gilbert Gottfried and Mel Gibson mixed up
Fakecel is here
Listening to Kyuss
Resident Evil' First Reactions: Zach Cregger's Zombie Horror Is 'Gloriously Gory' and One of 'The Best Video Game Adaptations' Ever
I'm a libertarian mother fucker
>>224759273Woke strikes again
what if you spoke through your penis and pissed out your mouth
any else old enough to remember this classic retro game, fellow uncs?
FUCK MY LIFEITS OVERSO FUCKING OVER
dont look behind you
i need someone to get wiped off the map permanently in this palestine israel shit i’m so tired of hearing about it
>>224759489Israel will be gone in due time
I’m ugly and I’m proud
The amount of money that Americans spend on elections is insane. I am a Canadian-born Canadian living in Canada, and I am overall served more American election ads than Canadian election ads, as American libtard organizations are always trying to get out the vote from the cohort of American expats in Canada. It’s not even a fucking presidential election coming up; it’s just the midterms. Every time I use the Internet without an ad blocker, I get these DNC get out the vote ads featuring Julia Louis Dreyfus and some negress, and when I go out in public, there are US midterm election posters on every lamppost. Yet another reason for remigration.
>>224759719Never happened to me but not surprising. People love commercials. They talk about them like beloved pieces of media. I was always disturbed by it but they would act like I'm weird for not getting the reference.
THREE DAYS FOR RACISM OUTSIDE OF /b/?? TAKE OFF THESE CHAINS AND SAY IT AGAIN
>>224759882That's funny I literally haven't seen a single campaign ad
>>224759882I get ads for Talarico even though he's two states over from me and none of my parents are from Texas
>>224759882There was some crypto faggot who was donating a fuck ton of money to both parties lol
jeet it, jeet itno one wants to be dalited something i’m working on
Strong Bad deleting an email from an Indian: Dalited!
I over head an indian talking about how a lot of south indians are christians and that she didn’t care for the hindus much.
dubs and I shave my head
Sometimes I say “a lot” but I actually mean a minority of people just because 100,000 is too big of a number for my monkey brain to comprehend but it’s still not even 1% of a country’s population
>>224760500
>>224760201Funding political parties should be banned so they can’t afford ads
>>224758997The girth to length ratio of my penis looks like that but I'm 7.8" long
>>224760201Don't check the early life of his wikipedia
>>224760664kek
>>224760201name?
>>224761045sam bankman-fried
When you’re genuinely ugly as fuck and a bitch
>>224761216Im a bad bitch
WAKE UP
Shitting
>>224761507#MeToo
this is what /cum/ocracy looks like
>>224761554Still on the bowl?
>>224761866Just wrapped things up
This is baffling to me. Driving in Toronto is scary due to the city’s population being a mishmash of every nationality in the world operating on totally different driving norms; the sort of thing where you get into five or ten near misses every time you’re out on the road. How is it even possible for Miami to be so much worse?
Who’s gonna win the Super Bowl
The American Empire has yet to reach full potential
>>224761860I'm 80% Cummingtonite
made one >>224762726
I still sleep with a few plush stuffed animals from my childhood.
>>224761948urban americans
laid in bed from 4:30 pm to 6am
>>224761948Florida in general has horrific traffic and when combined with thousands of latinx immigrants, both legal and illegal, it makes driving there a nightmare, especially in a majority latinx city like Miami.
>>224763393Finna get bed sores, ong
/cum/? More like /dead/
I'm the only surviving /cum/bro. The Omega /cum/mer...
>>224764755I am shitposting from beyond the grave?Definitely didn't make it to heaven then
>>224764846Well there are two survivors of the /cum/ genocide.
>>224764900Knew I was stockpiling spam for a reason
it's over
youtu.be/Hu4NaIC_fko
>>224764900>the /cum/ genocide.They were putting /cum/mers on rollercoasters that went right through massive ovens. Unbelievable, but it's true
>>224764948>her ig handle was eli_in_the_helilive by the sword die by the sword o algo
>>224764948>>224764997What the heli?
>>224764985They used the masturbation machine on me too
>>224761948Hispanics are very aggressive drivers and have the highest rate of DUI convictions in the country.
covfefe time
Saw a 'coon family
You have to understand that all of my posts here are just a surrogate for physical violence.
I miss seeing cado on the log
>>224765582WhyNotBoth?.jpg
On the bus to collegeCurrently listening: Atop a Cake - Alvvays
>>224765690Your mom goes to college
>>224765742Yo momma wears combat boots
no brakes on this 'copter
>Online harassments training for work is now talking about caste-based discrimination Incredible, absolutely incredible
>>224765379cute!
Fun fact: yo mama jokes come from an American Negro game called "The Dozens" which ultimately descends from the Slavery days and has it's origins in West African culcha. We wuz yo mama jokes.
>>224765856Yo mama plays a game called the dozens of donuts
>>224765690
The older I get, the more I think that the philosophical pessimists may be right
I made bread
SO fucking tired of clients using AI to write their e-mails. Something that should be 1-2 sentences turns into a goddamn ESSAY from these idiots.
Drinking hot water instead of coffee to fool my brain into thinking I'm drinking coffee
feeling sick, any nurses here?
I'm not a nurse but I am however a witch doctorSacrifice 2 chickens and call me in the morning
I lost something, I can feel it. I'm not as powerful as I once wasI'm getting weaker in my old age
>>224765829Arent California and Washington state both adding it to their laws? Some wokejeets here are trying to get it added to Ontario and BCs laws as well. Insane how objectively terrible multiculturalism is.
What the hell do I hear about uh, Canada was invited to become the first associate member" of the EU?
>>224765975I totally understand how you feel right now — that kind of message can definitely ruin your vibe — but it's important to consider why your peers are using AI to answer short messages.
>>224766087>term literally has no meaningNothing ever happens
>>224765155Is that true? It wouldn't surprise me that the total rate, not just convictions, is higher in rural people, including whites. It's scarily common for people to drive near me after "a couple beers", meaning they could have had 4 but waited a few hours. Apparently it was worse 20+ years ago too.
>>224766087Canada died takin' a shit
Let's get this party fuckin' started.
>>224766187VERY cute doggo
>>224766087
>>224766173I've been sellin' my soul, workin' all dayOvertime hours for bullshit pay
>>224766064The training I'm doing is national, but my state doesn't have it. The character said something along the lines of "dude you are Gujarati, you'll just take over your parent's motel business"
>>224766187Talmbout party?
>>224766187Cutey Honey!
>>224766297Why would anyone say something so hurtful
>>>/tg/98682248I made a bread
>>224766099chortled
>>224766099
>>224766356Jason is a fucking witch doctor a fucking WITCH DOCTOR fuck a duck!!!
>>224766127this study shows they had the highest conviction rate between the years of 2001-2016:https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/1745-9133.12558
>>224766356You're gonna get banned in exchange for making an unfunny joke about last month's news
>>224766297LMAO
>>224765975Everything is AI donald trump is a literal AI hologram you duck fucking dumbass
Leonardo is back, he forgot he doxxed himself
Discord faggots out shut the fuck up
I want more Cutey Honey pics
>>224766573That's a fucking bitch
>>224766573
Indian feller I worked with once told me using a Western style washroom for the first time was "an experience"
>>224765982Literally psychotic
>>224766674If you do it in conjunction with coffee smell it really works thoughbeit
>>224766604new /cum/ celeb droppedJason BTFO
>>224766604What happened to her little leg
>>224766723Looks like a blood draw
>>224766707This You can save hundreds of thousands of dollars by drinking hot water while smelling coffee instead of buying coffee
>>224766745Kek what a life
Until I started middle school, I thought all American men were like this.
Benchod chutia, s'il vous plait s m h
maa ki chut
>>224766808Shut the fuck up, you ARE American you cringy larper
>>224759417>classicwhen it came out I already felt too unc to be involved. i was like 20 then. those amogus memes were completely unrelated to the edgy meme era i grew up with.
japanese people online are so obnoxious. i thought it was only here, but seeing those twitter reposts. sheeeeesh. what the fuck is even a gaijin my doood
>>224766808One guy I know who taught English in Korea said that students there think Americans are tall and blonde haired
>>224766933No Japanese flag that posts here is a tually a japThey're all American/European expats
>>224766892Sent that proxynigga into orbit
>>224766978A lot of them aren't even expats, they are just proxies
>>224767000That too, yeah
>>224766978japs have pretty dogshit takes when it comes to vidya
I have fucking awful fat genetics. Unless I am incredibly lean, I always have puffy cheeks.
>>224766978Japs have their own 4chan they don't use this site
The only funny racism in a movie is in Kill Bill when Pai Mei calls Japanese people "arrogant fatheads"
>>224767024Take the bogpill and get buccal fat removal
>>224767065Tarantrino and even Kubrick add a lot of unnecessary racism in some of their movies. Especially Tarantrino, why would you cast yourself just to say the n word a bunch of times in your own movie.
>>224767080The only surgery I would ever consider is gyno removal and in-grown toenail removal. Any facial surgery is just too risky.
>>224767065>He hates Caucasians, despises Americans, and has nothing but contempt for women, so in your case, that may take a little while.What the FUCK was his problem?
>>224767129He's too damn Chinese for this shit
>>224767108>Especially Tarantrino, why would you cast yourself just to say the n word a bunch of times in your own movie.He very clearly has a fetish about blahpipo and the nigga word in addition to the feet stuff
>>224767108>why would you cast yourself just to say the n word a bunch of times in your own movie.Why wouldn't you?
>>224767129Based
Just got banned for "current events" thread
>>224766723Yeah, she had blood drawn, but she's okay.
>>224767307Was it actually current events or was the tranny janny just sperging?
>>224767307just post whatever you want, rules are arbitrary
I really need to stop using the internet, all it does is waste my time and make me angry.
>>224767410It was the one about you guys being invited to join the EU as an "associate" so I guess it was kinda current events
>>224767502What would the alternative be?
>>224767489I'm getting that. There were like 3 Orangeman threads that were up for hours yesterday, and my shit gets nukes after 20 minutes
>>224767514There were like 6 threads up about that this morning, I still see 3. Janny is discriminating against you.
>literal penis edishOP is a
>>224767519Doing literally anything else. I know the basic bitch answer is "read books, exercise, clean, volunteer" but those aren't bad answers. For the overwhelming majority of people, the internet/social media adds nothing to their lives, and is in fact a net-negative. I am going to celebrate when that British faggot Tim Burners-Lee finally fucking croaks.
I'm downloading a 70gb game at 800mbs but it says it will take about 8 minutes. That math doesn't add up please explain
>>224767569There's another /cum/ on the 'log for some reason that nobody is using. Zoomzoom is so zesty mfers made a rival new mid-thread.
>>224767622Yeah but those are just vague ideas. What are you actually going to do instead? Volunteering isn't something you can just do when you come home and you sit down like the internet is.
I'm listening to Terence Tao on Big Think, as he walks viewers through the core concepts of mathematics, and it's insane how starkly different it is to listen to an actual 500 IQ mega mind, compared to people who pretend to be intelligent.He does stumble with his speech a bit, as he's not a professional public speaker on a day to day basis, but you can tell he knows so much about his area of expertise, that he can map all sorts of real life examples, historical facts, humor, etc, into his explanation of mathematics. And a lot of what he focuses on in his presentation is not about what he knows, but also about what he doesn't know, like all of the unsolved problems in mathematics, etc.
>>224767660If you want something you can "just do" when you go home, you can read and exercise (walking or calesthetics). Even reading depressing shit like Schopenhauer or Mainlander is better than being on social media
>SpaceX launching its first orbital mission next weekBig things are happening in space /cum/bros, oh my science it's exciting.
Agriculture ruined everything.
they can't keep getting away with the infinite money glitch
>>224767720But are you actually gonna do that? That's what I'm getting at. The reason why doomscrolling is so popular is because it requires practically zero effort compared with even the most basic alternatives like reading or playing vidya.
Fellas I think these Chinese astrology niggas might be onto something. The Year of fire horse started on February 17th, and not even a month later the war in Iran started, and now the Houthis are taking control of Yemen. I wonder what else is going to happen this year.
>>224767758Overall, civilization has been pretty kino until recently. I'm a big fan of the written word and medicine.
>>224767755>government takes trillions of dollars and wastes it on wars for Israel, mid east bullshit, propaganda, policing groids, etc.>continually diminishes the importance of space travel and exploring the galaxy>private companies try to pick up the ball and run with it>and it's just the worst human garbage like Musk and Bezos who use it to send bimbos into orbitwhat a fucking GAY timeline.
>>224767808what do those events have to do with the year of the horse though?
>>224767769>no ore grade mentionedNothing ever happens
>>224767834Since the early bronze age, Persia has been known as the Flaming Horse.
>>224767787>But are you actually gonna do that?I've gone periods with very minimal internet usage. And I feel so much more productive and slightly less miserable. >The reason why doomscrolling is so popular is because it requires practically zero effort compared with even the most basic alternatives like reading or playing vidya.I'm aware and I'm not arguing that point. I'm not saying "everyone should stop using the internet and read books" because I know that shit isn't going to happen. I'm just saying I need to stop doing this shit.
Can you predict the anime of the season?
>>224767997Good on ya, I wish you luck anon.
https://youtu.be/4mhgVxRM8Hgwhen i was dreaming just now before waking up, i was having sex non stopnon stop orgynever ever had that happen before, and ofc i felt nothing from the oral and the sex? yeah, nothing. felt nothing. then the last thing i tried to fuck turned into a djinn in minecraft and floated 3-6 blocks above me forming an avalanche of sand underneath it so it was impossible to catch them
>>224768038Some Isekai slop no doubt
sent my resume to this dogshit salary laborer job that is apparently highly dangerous. no jobs in this shithole village so it is what it is.
>>224768179Wow you live in a village?
Keep seeing bots or NPCs online brag about China's medical system saying nobody goes bankrupt as they do in the US. Like dawg Chinese literally do go bankrupt trying to pay for expensive hospital bills because the government only pays for 50-75% of treatment costs. Why are China glazers so retarded.
>>224768179>villageThis isn't Eurostan
>>224768238China numba won
>>224768255There are villages in the US. Though it's more of a legal territorial designation
>>224767769Uranium and oil isn't even that uncommon. We have a ton of both in north america. The middle east is just such a desplate shithole that the environmental nightmare of extracting either doesn't bother anyone
hello
>>224768238Are you the guy that lived in China and told me about the formaldehyde cabbages and the "close enough" attitude of the Chinese (I forget the word)
>>224768423What's happening. Have you had coffee yet?
RE movie is getting rave reviews
woke up at 11:30 am award
>>224768425Yeah, chabuduo. I also mentioned the tainted bayberries scandal which you seem to have forgotten.
>>224768461>RE movieThey're pretty lame. My friends asian friend dragged us into the theater to watch one that came out around 2022ish. It was his whip so its not like I was going to get off and walk home.
>>224768563This one has new people making it.I'm not going to see it though, never played the games
>>224768461Do you mean, GRAVE reviews?
>>224768457no
>>224768563I think this one is totally unrelated to the previous ones and focuses on some ordinary fellow. Also orientals really loved those RE movies for some reason.
>>224768681>>224768501heard you all are were invited to join the eu
>>224768501I don't know what a bayberry is, that's why
I went to hang out with zoom zoom irl and he tried to grape me
>>224768877Yeah I know I was just messing with (you) its some fruit only Asians use
All the cute women in Swedish class were taken. It's over.
>>224768856>Associate member>term literally has no meaning Nothing ever happens but our boomers will circlejerk about this
Ayo this nigga takin classes to be swedish, yall
How do I stop giggling like a fucking retard whenever I'm on zoom/microsoft meetings? Every time I have my camera on I laugh at the smallest shit and I look like a dipshit on camera having to constantly look away
Do you play Roblox
Kill yourself immediately
My father was an ancap and a gamer. One night he acts cringier than usual. Mommy takes the PS4 because he’s being bad. He doesn’t like that. Not. One. Bit. So he roundhouse kicks her, laughing while he does it. Turns to me and says “why so cringey?” Comes at me with the phone. “Why so cringey?" Sticks the phone on my face. “Let’s put you on Reddit.”
>>224769027Stop smoking dude weed before your meetings
>>224769027Put a thumbtack under your foot and when you start to laugh push down on it, though you'll probably look like even more of a spazz when you grimace in pain
My pickles look alright after 12 hours, no mold or weird smells. I'll check on them later too. Similar recipe as last time, just added a carrot stick and got a new jar lid. I need to make sauerkraut too. Might make one batch with garlic and one with ginger, or one with both
>>224769088Usually after I have sex
>>224769151So never
>Canadian boomers when they find out EU invited Canada to be "associate" member
>>224769115Well hello beautiful
>>224769195Ackchually i believe Carney begged them first
mitch mcconnell seemed okay
I miss him bros
>>224769252I consider him a tragic figure
HOLY kino
I’ve never been the intended audience for an advertisement since I stopped wanting moon sand
>>224769401One of the good things about being an autist is that advertising doesn't really work on you
is all these AI devs saying AI will destroy humanity just clickbait fearmongering?
>>224769461any publicity is good publicity method
Sometimes I feel like a woman
>>224769461It's probably the next false flag
>>224769461They have IPOs coming up they need to hype the product
>>224769461Tough to say.I would take it with a grain of salt. They aren't slowing down development. I hate to say it but orange man is right that it would be stupid to slow development if China isn't going to as well.
>>224769518BEST PART ABOUT BEING A WOMEN SOMETIMES YOU GET TO HAVE A LIL FUN
I'm hell on them hoes yall
Everything is so irredeemably, unquestionably over it hurts
Blueberry waffles for breakfast
>>224769788Beef becoming a luxury meat. Chicken as well to a lesser degree. Thank God many browns don't eat pork.
Gas is almost $6 a gallon in this communist shithole.
>>224769940Outside of Alberta we pay more than that, you can't even begin to imagine suffering like Leaf
>>224769974Why is it lower in Alberta
>>224770057They got the oil
>>224769940Oh yeah? Maybe you should cut back on the fancy daily starbucks and avocado toast. How much is starbucks coffee per gallon? Probably more than diesel and gas prices right now.
>>224769940I expect it to get dramatically worse regardless of whether the fed reserve does a rate hike today or not. But they should do a rate hike if they don't want the "dramatically worse" to get a fast tracked arrival time
On the bright side high gas prices might lead to biodiesel shitboxes
It’s not even our problem that gas is high it’s all the thirdworlders who want our fuel
>>224770094I have never gone to Starbucks in my life and I find avacados revolting
>>224770228If handled properly it can actually be a net positive for Americans because you guys produce a lot of Oil & gas.
>>224770261It is for the oil companies and trickle down economics
seriously whats with all the heli crashes in america
>>224769940Not here
>>224770304Our collective IQ is decreasing by the day
>>224769940
>>224770317You're probably in some flyover. I envy you
Drinking my last few braincells away
>>224770344Essatament
>>224770378I did that yesterday Feels good to be dumb
i have awoken
>>224770378Thats whats up
>>224770505GUYS, HES AWAKE! GET OVER HERE!
>>224770547
>>224770514My white female childless Millenial boss said that to me when I told her I solved an issue we were having at work. I felt embarrassed FOR her.
>>224759230phwoarnot badnae a fan of whats his name thoughbeitjosh holmes
just learned about a new reddit where they just get retroactively offended about thingswhat actually makes people be like this? intense bullying in school?
I'm Andrew and I'll be your new AmazonFresh delivery driver
>>224770612what treats did you order
>>224766187corr propa ugly 'ttingtonshire dissdecent to strong 4/10
>>224770612Hey AndyLook, doe a favor and keep your fingers outta my coffee, willya
also find it fascinating that 4chan seems to unironically be tranny culture even though nobody here likes them
>>224770637corr can tell diss green nibba intae all sarts af poop-ranch
>>224770637
>>224770687We don't care if you like us or not :)
>>224770716yeah because you'll be dead in like 5 years lol
>We don't care if you like us or not :)
Uncs really cried to Coldplay
>>224770741my dad loves coldplay
boymoder semen yummy yummy
The existence of trannies and their defenders is proof that you can convince stupid people of absolutely anything. I mean if you'll fall for that, what WONT you fall for?
>>224770592Maybe she also likes cobes
BILLY! FUCK YOU DOIN, GET BACK TO WATCHIN THE DOOR YOU LET A GOD DAMN 539 IN HERE!
Zoomies cried to XXXTENTACION and lil peep
>>224770793What is cobes
hi billy
>The existence of trannies and their defenders is proof that you can convince stupid people of absolutely anything.>Also billionaires have my best interest in mind as long as they wear the right team colors.>Also vaccines cause autism.>Also the Earth is flat.
Nobody said that other stuff
>>224770612Andrew? You work for me now
>>224770890heihachimaxxing
can one of you end my life?
Ain't no surprise in the club to see Sly StalloneMiamiMy second home
>>224770923It had to be you and you alone.
>>224770846GothicKingCobra aka Cobes. He was a streamer
sabrina carpenter
>>224770995I have no conception under God of what you're talking about.
>>224770906>>224770935Spy Kids 3: Game Over was a massive disappointment but thankfully Sylvester Stallone is probably the best part of it
Society OWES us
>>224771045Sylvester Stallone is the best part of anything he's involved with
having a dank drink combo of dr pepper, mountain dew, and home made mead
>>224771041Ok what about Allah or whatever you people believe in?
>>224771045>massive disappointmentnah it was kino
>>224771097You e completely lost me. I'm gonna go hide under a chair because you're scaring me.
Might go for a run. Maybe a 10k.
>>224771243isn't that illegal there
>>224771282NEW
>>224771122Lol
>>224771275Running?
>>224771294Horrible newI'll make a real one
>>224771329yeah
>>224770787Racism
>>224770057Alberta has lots of cattle ranching due to their geography. Most other provinces raise livestock in pens or farm veggies/grains.
>>224770890when are you going to kill yourself
