Harry Maguire and Andy Robertson signing for Hull City edition
who the fuck is behind all the comments saying he's the funniest comedian in history?reckon boomers love his dad tier jokes
oooo disgusting thingoooo tranny pornoooo edgy commentaryoooo teenager retardgrow up you fucking losers
UP THE TIGERS
Down in my cellar..Down in my cellar..
>>224771629they both look very dysgenic. if they weren't famous they'd be incels
>>224771655more of a rosie jones man myself
>>224771675LET NOAH GO YOU ANIMAL
POV: dog prostitute or a prostitute depending to be a dog*
>>224771676Maguire looks like he'd accidentally have a kid at 17
*makes loud mong noises and ruins your tv show*
>>224771700you need help mate
>>224771710she could eat an apple through a letterbox
>>224771662theres actually a much bigger and more popular website than 4chan which would fit your needs perfectly lad
>>224771710very british dental arch
>>224771676robbo looks very cheeky chavettes love that kind of guyand maguire is tall enough said
david mitchell was never really that funny. Being awkward and making it your personality stopped being funny like 20 years ago
>>224771700they look rather young
lappy is a word we all use isn’t it fellow whites
>>224771662Where do you think you are?
>>224771700POV a dog that someone wants and they're getting all their friends to fuck you so you are more loyal
charli xcx is in playboy, that'll be tonight's wanking target
>>224771747tall enough, said whom?
its like when the indians were using the word britisher on here and they had to be informed that that word is exclusively only used in India, they quickly stopped saying it as it exposed them
have you ever come into contact with a witch or other spellcaster?
>>224771704Knew a young lad like this at an old job. He was a little fuckboy right and proper. Kept sticking his willy places he shouldn't have and knocked multiple birds up. Mental really
Feel really really sad about this Noah kid
>>224771753he's quite witty at least so one every 5 jokes isn't self-deprecating i'm so awkward humour
watching some shite called lords of dogtown about surfers o algo or something or whatever
>>224771753we only like him because of peep show which he didnt actually write
>>224771807if you've got any worries mate just don't worry
>had date on weekend>goes great>she follows up after date, agrees to second date, gives me her number>haven't heard from her sincei'm i just impatient or am i fucked? why would you kill the momentum like this? we would you give me your number... then ghost... ?
>>224771700>>224771769Tonight's wanking target If a girl doesn't have girl friends it's a red flag btw
>>224771800i actually cast a magic spell once to make a girl fall in love with mei know it worked but i haven't spoken to her since
black people are so unwanted they have to write fiction about white women being interested in them.
>>224771655most people that say that about any comedian say it because it's the only comedian they know and likehe hard carried WILTY thoughbeit
>>224771824when did she give you her number?
>>224771773more covered up than she is in most of her videosneed fanny pics at this point
Watching Lord of Wogtown. It’s about every city in Britain these bloody days
raiden stopping outer haven was more realistic than you gaining a clue
my favourite variation of "that's him done" etc is the humble "him? done"been using that shit on teams and slack every time someone event remotely insults someone
>>224771873your colleagues think you're a mong
>>224771812He's not really witty though is he. Interjecting in comedy panel shows with factoids about things he takes interest in personally isn't funny. ummm ackshually must get him some kind of social reward, probably women
>>224771824prolly gave you her number to avoid letting you down in person. easier to ghost someone innit
Uh oh... Frasier just told Daphne about Niles!
>>224771831Reckon that's just bizarro black mirror lesbians
>>224771824mentalgoign on a date with someoenw ithout havint their number especially at wekeendw hen epopela re usualy busyutterly bizarre how neutoyipcals acot
>>224771890done status: him
>>224771890that's that poster donezo
Cup of tea, Metallica, and /brit/. Does it get any better?
>>224771897in fairness those pills were VERY strong
whenever i click a youtube video and the guy speaking doesn't sound white I close itanyone else?
remember benefit street?the wiki article is the most biased shit i've ever readhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benefits_Streetsomeone was FURIOUS about this
>>224771873Can't imagine any serious workplace with anyone over the age of 23 finding that amusing
>>224771926yes
>>224771890h? d
>>224771910even for you deegz this is absurd
>>224771929Me when it’s a Scottish voice. I am Scottish.
someone once called London "donedon", I've been saying it ever since.
>>224771949he does it intentionally for attention
>>224771890i am a mong>>224771932nobody finds it amusing except me
>>224771852preferred the mystery desuthat leaked pic of her arsehole nearly made me vomit
>>224771929I close it whenever I hear a yank voice or the video starts with "whats up guys"
The runt slop for the evening for my fat belly
>>224771929if they have an esl accent
>>224771897Wouldn't mind tossing Daphne's salad
why is it still so hot isn't summer over
fancy her
>>224771926Yea yeeaaaah
>>224771949you can easily read it what's the problem youw eirdo >>224771974link
Cup of tea, Blacked Raw on 3 screens, 3 inch diameter vibrating butt plug in and /brit/. Does it get any better?
>>224771993wouldn't mind scrambling her eggs eitherand by that i mean breed her so intensely that she can no longer have children after the abuse i gave to her reproductive organs
>vlcsnaphello nonce
thisvid is awesome
mum was telling me about how mumsnet is becoming more racist
>>224772004was sweating like a wog on a plantation field yesterday
>>224771677rosie jones is fab
got a book by edgar allen poe so might read that later
apparently the actor that played Niles is a complete wanker that nobody likes
>>224772020they saying the whitest post in history just dropped
>>224771976dont even want ot thinka bout how bad it feels to inhabit your body
>>224772022You'll do nothing
big fan of nabokov
>>224772031
>>224771773it's giving mothersaurus x
>>224772051That rumor is completely false, as the actors who played television's two most famous characters named Niles are actually widely respected and well-liked in the industry. It is highly likely you are mixing them up with someone else.Here is the actual reputation of both actors who played a famous "Niles":David Hyde Pierce (Niles Crane on Frasier): He has a reputation as one of the absolute sweetest, most gracious, and professional actors in Hollywood. Co-stars, crew members, and fans consistently praise his kindness, humility, and lack of ego. He is incredibly beloved by the Frasier community. Daniel Davis (Niles the Butler on The Nanny): He is also generally well-regarded by fans and colleagues. The only notable blemish on his record was a 2005 backstage feud with co-star Gary Beach during a Broadway run of La Cage aux Folles, which led to him being replaced. However, this was an isolated theater dispute, and he is certainly not universally disliked or considered a "wanker." Who you might actually be thinking of:It is very common for people to confuse characters with their co-stars. You might actually be thinking of Kelsey Grammer (who played Frasier Crane). While Grammer is a brilliant actor, his personal life, multiple tumultuous divorces, and outspoken political views have made him a highly polarizing and controversial figure over the decades compared to his famously private and mild-mannered on-screen brother.
>>224772051You played Niles?
>>224771846date was sundaywe both messaged after date on sunday evening agreeing to second datewoke up to her message on monday morning, replied asking for her numbershe replied monday evening with number, i texted said number -- nothing since
>>224772051what is mental is that he ended up bald faster than kelsey grammer
i've seen people here get called nonces for using protonmail, ffmpeg, brave browser, monero, signal, telegram, mullvad, tails, arch, and now fucking vlc
Kelsey Grammar actually lives in Somerset, mad that
>>224772026mpv is for autists
>>224772066never cared about himaesthete with nothing to say
>>224771655>>224771710These are the kind of people we will be left with when all the big legendary celebrities have died out
Potential names for one percenter english motrcycle clubs>The Devils Scones>Hells Crumpets>Satan College>The Monocles>The High Hats>The Rude Gentlemen>Fists 'n' Chips>The Tesco Top-Lads>Firms on Wheels>The Unlicensed
>>224772097sounds like you got some beat boring text styleu should been talking about all the itneresting stuff u're doing instead of"haii x i got your number now haha"CRINGE
>>224772126ai slop
smack thatgive me a whore
>>224772097wait until friday and go for broke by trying to arrange a second date. she either ghosts it, turns it down, or accepts. got an answer either way
I have some good news lads. Finally I have gained a clue and quit the booze, just in time for the clue-gaining season of autumn as well
>>224772066Ada or Adour was a disappointing display of self indulgence, I thought that he of all people would avoid that kind of thing>>224772121Embarrassingly philistine and ultimately Marxian view of art
>>224771629In South Korea, "WTF" is written as "Hull." So, in situations where you would say "WTF" or "OMG," we say "Hull."
reckon i visit around 5 websites a day regularlymad how small the internet has become although i dont actually mind it
>>224772097>i texted said number -- nothing sinceautistic little shit i can see why she dropped youyou're supposed to initiate a light but interesting conversation
>>224772097they be squeakin' already
>>224772173where did i say i didn't?
>>224772164youll be back on the muck in mere minutes i can tell by the look of you
sucking dick again tomorrow nightwould rather it be tonight but hey ho
he's been done there. fried like an egg
>>2247721704chanyoutube<porn site of choice>what are the other two?
>>224772184what did you say in the text? if it didn't contain a question you fucked up
>>224772194Is this post about me
>>224772169no wonder nobody in korea can get a woman if this is your banter, sum dum fuk
>>224772200redditand theguardian (basically to see what the enemy is saying)
>>224771521does anyone else feel like this image has an insanely evil aura
>>224772215no it’s about me it’s my post
would
>>224772166enjoy your pretty sentences gayboy
>>224772227dunno I could see it was a tranny from the thumbnail so instantly filtered it
ok i will watch the geowizard video
>>224772222i do that too (although i have many enemies) and it's not good for the soul. makes me fucking angry
/brit/ mourns the loss of the 'Putney Pusher' Nicholas Brandram who was a man of action
gfberg said i'm not allowed to trim my pubes any more because the stubble rubs against her clit during sex and she said it's painfulso now i have to leave a bush at the frontutter woke nonsense
>>224772231her face reminds me of the cloverfield monster
A stabbing murder, with knives.
onion wanktoil looms
>>224772231she could eat a watermelon through a chain link fence
Women want to fuck lions, and wolves. What do you think about that?
I FUCKED IT POOPOO POO NO
>>224772272erm it's more her fucking stubble that rubs against your cock mate what are you on aboutloast time i was frothing or whatever it's called i had to stop because the fucking spikes were poking the bellend
imagine killing your self because you MIGHT get charged with gbh fucking pussyHe should’ve stood trial like a man
she just replied
pubic stubble is retarded you are literally retarded if you shave your pubes
>>224772118WEST COUNTRYYYY
Might go to America to be racist about native Indians and get a gf that keeps me as her pet lion and I go smoke meth and drink alcohol
>>224772299you mean frotting. and i'm not gay so i put the penis inside the vagina no need to rub my cock against another cock
>>224772272>gfberg said i'm not allowedstopped reading therenot saying you have to be some big macho andrew tate man but why would you let a bird dictate to you
>>224772285prefer not to say
>>224772059Genuinely have done a marathon this year I just like beer and eating
dont know why everybody just assumes guilt when the suspect dies. Jimmy Saville was never convicted but here we all are just assuming his guilt
>>224771662zoomer incels have ruined this place lad
>>224772333because i want to continue having sex you incel grow up
>>224772314yeah this is totally real and it happened
got my ex pregnantday before abortion, we used it as opportunity to finish in her care-freegrim times
>>224771976>3 beersnot enough that will leave you unsatisfied and craving more
inventing sex for incels
>>224772314You only posted this because earlier I was practising mindfulness about having a topic to talk about which I can talk on for hours (this makes you seem like a passionate and social man)
>>224772358spastic cunt i should box your ears you dastardly rapscallion you fucking rapist spastic rapist bastard
watched hokum (2026)perhaps i'll watch a third horror film this evening
>>224772282Liked this post and your other post about an apple and a letterbox. I see you nigga
your first mistake, pajeet, was assuming T-Mobile operates from the UK, which it hasnt for many years
don't care about sex, me. never enjoyed it when I was having it as I'm too much of an anxious autistic freak and just got stuck in my own head. bet it's nice having a normal brain
making friends in uni is a humiliation ritual
thesis: sex existsantithesis: sex doesn't existsynthesis: sex exists for some people but not others#posthelgianlogic>>224772330no i mean against her clit/vagina region just not fully inside
>>224772377Should of just started sucking her boobs so she starts lactating
>>224772399Just run nonchalant gimmick
>>224772393was it scary
>>224772398>when i was having itFOOOONT
feeling exposed and ready to rape
Need to massage some boobs UwU
>>224771873Find this sort of behaviour really gay and annoying and only the biggest gimps do itYanks do it even more in a different form where they say shit like "cooked his ass bruh!!" to try and fit in and be involved whenever anyone is even slightly maligned in any way even as a joke
who kill self?
>>224772421not massively usual jump scare farebut i like the setting
I've made anime real
>>224772377did this with an ex too then we both drank loads leading up to the abortion because we were depressed and think it gave her a cheeky miscarriage
Back from five a side football. Scored six goals didn't I.
>>224772231don't understand why fuck ugly people like her purposefully try to make themselves look as fuck ugly as possible
wtf look at this person's neck
feeling stressed
>>224772441keep on rollin baby
>>224772438yes it's pathetic that's true
>>224772443jon lenin
>>224772441how mfs act when you ask where base-10 came from
used to have sex with my ex when she was on her period all the timenever put me off. if anything it was kind of hot in a degenerate sort of way dunno why people make a big deal out of it. just put a towel down
>>2247724553D? I mean 3D porn, horse porn
can't wait for bastarding wow forever to drop bros
Cliff Hulcoop is posting his mums poohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay62G6kqjlg
spongenigga and squidnigga cuh webm
>>224772438haha done that guy's ass mate
>>224772441they hate to see a playa in a red yankee fitted
>>224772501grow up
>>224772438>>224772481when blacks do it's funny
>>224772231who's this again?The retard comedian?
>>224772483woah
just inhaled a clue like some crazed sucking machine
>>224772502People wanna be lolcows nowadays
>>224772501ktim
>>224772498Same
>>224772474wish i had a neck like thatbeing a chad is 90% neck and jaw (same thing)
>>224772393pretty decent but i thought oddity was brilliant. caveat is good too
today's creps
>>224772520they're being mean to our little Ian :((((
>>224772438yeah remember you said this before and no one cared and we all carried on doing it anyway
>>224772520no that's stupid
>>224772377Could she not use the pill or implant? Honestly once you've gone raw and finished inside, you can never go back to condoms, they're shite
>>224772520it's mousey time !!
>>224772517bitter zoomer incel missed out on kino :/
>>224772498nothing degenerate about it you freak
>>224772398sex is the best escape from your brain though
sup scrodie
>>224772498same during the first yeardon't do it anymore
>Charli xcx insisted that she and husband George are very much 'casual and relaxed with the whole marriage thing' what does this mean then
>>224772458yeah there's a reason she's my ex now. i think the abortion was the beginning of the end for the relationship. wasn't quite the same afterwardi still haven't gotten over it desu. to this day i think it's weird there's a women out there i technically had a child with and we will never see each other again>>224772566she didn't want to. and pulling out was fine... until it wasn't
>>224772550all of those photos are hideous
>>224772537no hes a mentally ill recluse who lives in a dumphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXn0X7qZ0HI
>>224772539what race and class you rolling la
>>224772502How do you even find these freaks
Bello.
i've never got anyone pregnant
all the shaggers in tonight i see
>>224772557hardly anyone does it unironically nowadays tbqh sorry lad we know you really want to fit in with the normals
>>224772501will it be fun for someone who has never played and mmo before and has no friend group to play with
cooked his ass bruh!!
>>224772590Are you a girl? You can just get a dog (me) btw
>>224772608means she/they get to sleep around
I've never even SEEN anyone pregnant
>>224772608The term black bull comes to mind
>>224772655yes i expect you would enjoy it and would be able to meet people extremely easily especially during the launch period
zoomers start talking like black people when they're talking to women. they're suddenly like yh fr fr im down dtf??
Spaki used to constantly samefag reply to his own posts with Bradley's and "done him" variations and it was pathetic lmao
>>224772377>>224772458profoundly grimmaybe being a vf isnt so bad after all
>>224772501Gonna roll a survival melee hunter and actually focus on profs now that they're goodcomfy times ahead
>>224771655Never forgave him for having a melty and getting Angus Deayton sacked from WILTY for daring to make Savile jokes (before everything came out)
elm status: dun
>>224772699
My curiosity and occasional enjoyment of Timothy James Byrne is actually turning into a hatred.I know he's a paranoid schizophrenic but he's also incredibly lazy and an overconsumer of various electronic devices. I do wonder how long he's got in him, I don't think schizophrenia kills you like dementia.
>>224772640Done that incel freak
youre meant to hit the ball, emma
>>224772705Buck broken that little freak out of that behaviour didn't we
>>224772655Classic WoW (especially this version) is good for social interactions, you don't need a group or friends to play with.
After seeing PinkPantheress spammed here I'm actually listening to her music and it's actually not bad, I feel disgusted for saying that about pop.
>>224772520Blacks try too hard with this sometimes and it's repetitive though they're funnier than yts
>>224772737Wake up, eat, watch sports all day and post the occasional pic, eat, get put to bed by the fat african nurse at half fivegrim
>>224772762thanks for the update john peel
>popOk unc
explain why six piece nugget meal is $1.29 more than ten piece nugget meal
His arse just got raped! He's been brutally molested!
>>224772762hat.jpeg
22,000 times in 9 months and 16 days
>>224772762more of a stranglers fan eh lad
Nowt on the telly
>>224772807mate this isn't the chicken nugget general
>>224772737it doesn't, but being a 100% sedentary lardarse whose waist is constantly expanding and whose feet look like they're about to explode will kill you eventually
>>224772807thats what you get for eating that muck
>>224772822Unironically yeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2w0rbp6J9Y
>>224772807Best to reflect on this
>>224772807love how they put the protein content on there now that everyone thinks protein is the core measure of how healthy food is
>>224772820he needs help
sort of fancy a drink lads
sick of that new harry potter cunt
dog porn on the 'appy
>>224772737he's not been diagnosed with schizophrenia only obsessive compulsive disorder and generalized anxiety
>>224772835she is based fuck the footyrunts
>>224772732s
eating some crackers with cheese and pickle and a dark chocolate kit kat and have a brandy and touching my girlfriends fat arse
hi lads it's rake here your favourite brit chartacer
Dog porn
>>224772762welcome to the family x
genuinely hate zach polanski and i'm a leftypol
>>224772737I miss the Spracklen House Marlow days when he hated the DPD driver and recording himself singing
>>224772901hoi rakeyou were done at some time!!
>>224772859good mansaw them twice and they were still kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTIhiyurWEc
>>224772899this is the life
>>224772807how retarded do you have to be to order McSlop
>>224772915love this girl to bitsonly when she does these faces with the massive eyes though :/
>>224772682thank you but no
wonder if ding liren plays the king prawn gambit
>>224772916the least impressive party leader possibly everhis career background is fucking hilarious
How do I subtly ask if it's okay to spend the night at a girl's place I'm meeting on Friday for a 'short-term relationship' situation? I can't be fucked getting the train home afterwards, but I don't want to turn up with a lil' bag with a toothbrush and everything lol
>>224772939
>>224772880Ikr, little runt thinks he's the boy who lived or summit
king porn fried rice
>>224772737it doesn't kill you like dementia but life expectancy is still 20 years shorter than average due to secondary factorsare timothy is probably hopped up on so many drugs that his dopamine system is completely nuked of course he'd become a fat oaf
I will eat the nugget and I will post it
>>224772557feeling embarrassed are you
>>224772924https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClEBPT9pIi4
genuinely mental how acting like a complete cunt makes women more open to letting you hit
>>224772978propose to her then break it off at your convenience simple
me watching the other terran storming my main with 6 dropships
>>224772979
like girls weight gain but only from skinny yo just before chubbycan't do actual fattiesjust like seeing a stick thin girl get soft and havea bit of belly
and I will put ice cream in my tea :)
>>224772980wish he'd be the boy who can't cope with the cyberbullying and hangs himself in the cupboard under the stairs
going to go wash up my dishes, back in a second, forum
>>224772921I need to hear L-L-Let it Be againhttps://youtu.be/3joE6l9xRpIFuck someone's uploaded it
>>224773004If you’re attractive yes.If you’re ugly then you’re just a rude ugly cunt
>>224773058just having a nice face is enough though, at least once. you can be a 6ft fatso and just tell them to suck it and they will
>>224773000yeah
>>224773004not true at all
>>224773054this is the video that started it all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oftolPu9qp4
>>224773054Fucking kek I haven't heard him 'sing' for years
>>224773076You’re delusional
>>224772869you are dumb and don't know how to eat food correctly I'm sorry
>>224773054always weird seeing reportoftheweek show up in the comments of these
>>224773079>bro is uggoSKULL
>>224773101not really lad I'm speaking from experience. you have to invent a normie character for yourself
>>224772623jesus christ
>>224773107Yeah he's been watching Tim for years, I think someone posted about Tim donkey's years ago on the bodybuildingforums which may have been how he found him. Could be wrong though.
>>224772924>saw them twiceBefore or After Hugh left?
hugh janus
on the roulette
NEW>>224773159>>224773159>>224773159
delulu man in
buy my ebook on how to talk to women
>>224773143he was discovered via joe rogan. one of his guests played that video of tim singing
>>224772623That was me the other day when I blocked the bog
