Jay-Jay Okocha signing for Hull City edition
I heard that hull is dull
dysney sweeney is a based slaggive her all your cummies not the evil other slags
>>224773150>Before or After Hugh left?After, sadly
binland :DD
>>224773198I can't, my pp is so hard for Zara Larsson leaks
https://youtube.com/shorts/y3O9lwfMVS4?is=CmpoR32nLe30PIEPERM horse girl content
any female weight gain fetish man in
Serious question lads How do you keep up with bubbly coworkers who are way funnier and more talkative than you?Most of the time I just can't think of something funny to add to the convo so I just reply with 'mhmm' and it feels like I'm being boringWish I could have a funny back and forth like Joey Diaz or some other comedian you know
no dinner for me today im on a diet
>>224773255I work from home and avoid all thisDon't think I've been to the office in a month
noticed a sharp rise in "neurodivergent" youtubers who are also attractive young women
>>224773244nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
You pay for McDonald's?
Yeah dude Cody I have long hair too I just get haircuts so yeah
>>224773255idk i have an iq over 90 and a vague sense of charisma so this doesn't really happen to me
>>224773255women just have a need to talk incessantly
>>224773244>Zara Larsson leakswhat leaks???
>>224773280good girls just don't do it for me, i'm a hatefucker (and hatefapper)
>>224773308No fucking way bro
>>224773317you're a dullard everyone fake laughs at your shite patter
zara larsson is gross and weird
admit ur jelly
>>224773255some people are just nice to be around and make everyone feel good without necessarily being super funny, as long as you appear friendly and open to having a laugh you don't need to match them in wits
>>224773359project on
:skull:
Tim is very easy to hate since he's basically a spoiled brat that happens to be mental
>>224773339fingering her bumhole, but >>224773361is correct and she is repugnant
>>224773344Yeah bro dude I have long hair I just get haircuts
>>224773339look up her in balbums
I haven't even had a chance to use my new lip liners
Hull is just a poor man's Sunderland.
no i DONT want your fucking cookies
https://youtube.com/shorts/6eQUBEEKKT0?is=afeimXPHw6WHd18w
>>224773377lol this is me
Sunderland is just a poor man's Newcastle
>>224773391what is this wesbite
>>224773374id chop off my willy and put it in her mouth but i guess im just an old romantic
>>224773409Sunderland are a bigger football club, but Hull is a nicer city and in a nicer part of the country
Ain't no way, ain't no fuckin way
business idea: communist youtube with no view numbers or comments
>>224773444dont think she'd liek this she'd alsso probably wenat to be fucked in the future or have kdis and u cant do that anymore so ur eally u kinda cock blocked youserlf by blocking her mouth with it
>>224773374when she figured out the zesty moid is only into other fit, zesty moids
>>224773440formerly known as bunkr-albums, a files hosting website
eating garlic bread right now not even joking
what if the cat is plotting to kill me while i sleep?
>>224773498they can't appreciate a good gift that comes from the heart. they want the igoy $2000
state of that kitchenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_lnpRWD_cM
Cansmong in? The international community is heeming him (and others like him) in this thread>>224759467I think it's safe to say that Celt fatigue is in full swing
rorke having a pork pie
what if cat?
>>224773524make pre-emptive strike
>>224773586I am on the cans but I am not cansmong. His days are numbered here, they're out for his blood
ladsbuying my gf a birthday presentdo you know what a decent price is for colman's mustard?amazon is selling it for £2.70 and unsure if that's good or not not sure if "french's" is preferable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTH5gnluOVg
>>224773589porke pie fucking screeeeeaaaaaammmm
you want to shit my poo?
>>224773623no because she may be completely innocentmaybe the malevolent spirit in my flat is trying to turn me against her
>>224773524Return the catnip bush. This is not a request.
One of my mates mum and dad split up.His dad got with his mum's sister so she's his Step Mamty, and they had a kid which is his Half Brousin
I went to McDonald's and I ordered a free ice cream cone but I forgot and she didn't give it to me and I drove away :(Wasted points
>>224773644lots to unpack here
>British strawberries What am I in for?
ate too much choclit
just going to tank a nap rq
>>224773703why are they so small
>>224773671nobody is innocent in war
>>224773703Probably shit at this time of year
>>224773703bit late in the transfer window for strawberries
NEED a jacket like Homer J. Simpson
>>224773644Mate, you can buy that in shops, what are you doing....What should I get mine, it's in October and I'm clueless.... Wait.... Mustard... Yes....
Y O R K S H I R E
>>224773708you tuched my choclits
>>224773703rape and horror
thanks elon i cant wait to see this
a want a choclit
>>224773716change my mind apologies for the misinformation
>>224773751two perfectly good jackets SCREAMlol homner what r u like
where can I go to practice conversation? if I go to a coffee shop or supermarket what should I say to have a brief conversation?
me woofing in the toilbox to turn the boomers insane
>>224773824"hello i am gay" then do a shuffle dance (go to gaytown first)
>>224773824pretend you love jesusthose freaks love talking non-stopthis is genuinely good advice desuuse them as practicetry not to become brainwashedthis works for islam too btw
He’s dead
OH WOLFE COMMANDS US BOYSWE SHALL GIVE THEM HOT STUFF
>>224773826i do this
>>224773703Nevermind that, come join us fren. Partake in our culture and chat
>>224773824Just ask for directions
>>224773824speed dating
>>224773881hes on a mad little adventure
>>224773824if you don't know the answer to this you shouldn't be trying to strike up conversations in random public places
just got home from toil, sick to bastard death of it all
might be my favourite instant noodles tbhwyl
It's absolutely awful, but why are autists always runners like this?I remember that greentext on 4chan about his cousin coming over with a hammer and trying to hammer the anon's video games and stuff because of his autism. And when the anon took his hammer off him, his response was to jump into the fire.Like I get they're autistic but like what.
>>224773717>>224773730>>224773736>>224773782>>224773905They were aight, not bad. This is the first time I've seen British strawberries in the supermarket so I just had to grab one.
the fabled poodeer
The bread and circuses have me in an indolent state. Can barely even muster the energy to read the news these days. I've been debeaked lol.
speed dating but with actual speed
>>224773881They announced finding a body like an hour ago didn't they? This is old news bruv
Off to London Poo to see the different poonimals
>>224773881they found him in the lake, it's so sad
some excellent posts tonight
>>224773961woah
>>224773949The same flavour is mine. The soup base is masterful
read that line like it was biff chip and/or kipper
>>224773961rorkedolf the poo-nosed gaydeerhad a very pooey noseand if you ever saw ityou would even say it blows
>>224774008any particular favourite lad? enjoyed the poo deer one meself
>>224773374inshallah the foids will not tempt me alhamdulillah
leftypol celebrating that young boys death
If men suddenly disappeared, Zara Larsson would still dance like that, but Sydney Sweeney wouldn't take those photos. That's the difference.
>>224773518>
>>224774037yeah that was a good one, london poo too, speed dating, just cracking stuff all around
>>224773958i still need to try making these saffron buns, it's on my baking list for christmas
>>224774050who asked
What’s some comfy TV you’d recommend lads?I’m watching ballykissangel. It’s set in a rural Irish village in the 90s. Nobody has computers or mobile phones and everyone so far is white (as white as Irish people can be anyway). It’s about an English priest who moves to this village and the pub landlady is beautiful
>>224774050good point im glad i asked
sex sex sex
>>224774050like that meme with the bus passengers staring out opposite sides of the windowbottom text
>>224774084you ever heard of the show House MD?
Never tried buckfast, but always wanted to. Is it as good as people say?
>>224774050reckon syd would fill her cock lust fucking animals
No you don't bark don't lie
Less than 100 days until Christmas thenYou're all excited then
deano going on trt at the age of 24 for no reason and giving himself breasts and making himself infertile
>>224773961they're so beautiful
>>2247740844, 3, 1, 2
>>224773961Note how the chad poodear blocks the poopuddle so that the virgindeer can't access it
>>224774096Second this, love House MD, The Wire is comfy too.
Literally never played more than a couple of games of cricket but would like to give it a go, I'm fit and strong so surely with a bit of practice I could play for like a village third team or something
>>224774103just drove past a house with the christmas lights up, never too early x
>>224774084a friend recommended me Twin Peaks, he said it's good
>>224774096Yeah. I liked it. I solved a couple myself.
>>224774084spacedthis lifedetectoristsall creatures great and smallfresh meat
favourite cod level of all time?
some mad cunt has got gta 3 running on the internethttps://quenq.com/apps/iii-web/
*pushes you in front of a bus*
got a random bald spot on my otherwise hairy legdont know why it's there
>>224774050oh really?*shoves my fist up your arse*
>>224774152There was a browser Vice City until it got removed a few months back
>>224774013Sesame, fucking autocorrect has gotten worse with the rise of ai
>>224774125why not give it a go
*does a gay porn dance but my hearts not really in it and you can tell*
>>224774084robot wars
>>224774103i'm working on my to do lists for christmas. also for thanksgiving and halloween. october is a busy month for baking
/brit/ niggas love watching House MD
anyone else burst into tears at this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AYHrIZnsVM&lc=Ugxj2ZIUHOAskgqFONh4AaABAg
>>224774151War pig
mad how rapey third world migrants are suddenly a problem now that they're being dumped in middle class areas
watching fresh meat just makes me feel like I missed out big time not going to unii would probably be a completely different person rn if I had gone
>>224774227You may fascinate Mousey by giving him a piece of cheese
9/11
>>224774084my grandparents used to watch shows like that, makes me think of the smell of their tv room
*rapes the rapist at 99mph**
>>224774240weren't right what they did to are noah
>>224774265*flips down judge dredd visor* "that's justice rookie"
Gonna turn into such a fat cunt if I don't stop boozing and eating
>>224774283who?
anyone Bunting mental right now?
>>224774227yes it's true
>>224774294the forruners
>>224774293ktim but maybe if i walk far enough i can skinnyfat my way through it
>>224774293*slaps your belly and calls you porky while you roll around making weezing noises*
hull is full of baddies
saw an indian woman walking down the middle of a busy road like she was still in uttar pradesh fucking state of it
>>224774340repulsive arsewould not shag
>>224774356hate them
why do they make the anime girls so sexy
>>224774356perhaps she was protesting
my wife said I have to come off now I spent too much time on here see u tomorrow guys
>>224774340look at him go hes fucking rapid
>>224774356calm down rorke shes just wanting a better life for herself and her parasitic brood at your expense you bloody bigot
Harry Kane Ballon d'Or walk on has leaked https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6iY1QoEwDs
>>224774391see you tomorrow matex
>>224774356get her housed and PIP'd
just fixed my energy tariff. only a fiver more each month than what i pay during summer. in october and jan the price caps go up. jan could be a 25% increase
>>224774391BITCH wife
nth for the holodem
fortnite was such a peng game
>>224774391noooo 5 more minutes x x
The entire world should be depopulated apart from Great Britain and Japan
>>224774409i cry evritiem
>>224774437so easy to pull on it as well
got the tv burp on
>>224774373
my wife
>>224774463erm
i'm madi'm mental
>>224774467what the dog doin?
>>224774437boring repetitive dogshit zoomers gas it up because it's the only thing they had aside from Minecraft
>>224774467me as the dog
watching buffy with stepmum x
>>224774401they are cute little things
>>224774432darn manure distraction
rorke lashing out at the world by lying on the floor for no reason
>>224774432forgot your image
>>224774544crazy how he do dat
>>224774532
yeah theres bum smell in here who is that
>>224774576me had awful diarrhoea ever since my antidepressant dose was tripled
>>224774467a cheeky little toot
>>224774576thats my mum's arsejust been shagging it
>>224774576not me mate had a shower at 6
>>224774522scots be like cannae believe it almost shat masel
>>224774544can't blame him tbqh
need to poo, only just had a shower, fucks sake
>>224774605weird time for a shower
>>224774576>>224774596You bumbaclart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJOu5ukveiQ
>>224774576not me mum's only complained about 'man smell'
>>224774531comfy>>224774550it's the mancs' fault and brighton for throwing
>>224774635she means your dried cum
im afraid mr blobby is on a mad one... oh no, mr blobby!
>>224774567that hedgehog needs extra rich moisturizer
hi rorke mate theres some cow outside whos come to see you
genuinely over for our ed
>>224774683this cunt got beef?
>>224774683omg hi
Birkenhead Central Station from Argyle Street South, Birkenhead, 1912 and 2026
>>224774627so what happened is that i finished hometoil at 5, had a pull-off, then showered to go out for wine
brothers are we ready for more estelle and joshua kinocest?
>>224774685Don't care about either of them desu>>224774693Chortled
>>224774576it's ambergris, okay?
love wine memogs water by far
>>224774778my spirit animal is baccus
>>224774178me sc in the 55
Get the sponsors posted
it seems that the irish were behind ed sheeran's downfallmacklemore was dropped but the irish left causing everyone else to leave too
>>224774748yh
>All support acts on Ed Sheeran's US tour quit after Macklemore dropped
There's prolly like a hundred countries out there in the worldWild
evening spell work x
>>224774825let it not be forgotten that sheeran plays off his negligible irish ancestry
>>224774862all shit
>>224774602
>>224774748kino what now?!
I've watched every gay porn
watching a play through of mw2 and i dont remember a single moment of it and im pretty sure ive played it 2-3 times
How do I hide replies to flags I have filtered in /brit/?
what are your 5, lads?
>>224774125
>>224774923tesco meal dealwaitrose meal dealmarks meal dealco op meal dealsainsburys meal deal
>>224774936filthy grey
>>224774938what happened here then
>>224774936DIE! DIE! DIE!
mr owl is hooting away outside. i wonder if the resident muntjac deer will be going mental.
wait a minute mister postman
Forgot pic - how do I hide replies to flags I have filtered in /brit/?
why did he jump in the lake thenwas he stupid?
>>224774923good quality tinned tomatoesgood quality olive oilgood quality pepper millgood quality hooverwarm light bulbs
>>224773182More dire then dull now to be honest
>>224775010
>>224774969
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1789587274450225.mp4
>>2247750394chan-x doesn't you hide flags by thread subjecti'm using ublock origin for that
>>224775010He should have attacked her when she put her face up to him
>>224773362Damn bros we could've had even more Indians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7XL4ZBfUqEget your energy tariffs fixed pronto
>>224774984Think he got bowled out cos he wasn't protecting his wicket
>>224774984batsman at the non-striker end (the guy who smashed his bat up) walked past the line before the bowler had delivered the ball. the bowler then ran him out, as he can do if he so wishes.
>>224775024not funny that
need a diddy foid in my life lads
>>224774151Are you a girl? I miss you btw xbox
I feel something bad will happen in the middle east tomorrow
>>224775080love how we have to pretend this bloke doesnt blatantly work for the energy companies
so this is mousey
[US/EU] 24/7 OPERATION METRO | 5000 TICKETS | NO RPG/M320
>>224774923mountain dewnimi's membership4tb external HDDpersonality disorder cure pillshadow of the erdtree
>>2247>>22477419474194
Mouse nonce likes kids
what's thisis it woke
>>224775188>4tb external HDDbit spenny these days
>>224775164>NO RPG/M320cowardswasn't it the shotguns with exploding ammo that were pure bullshit anyway?
Mousenonce you're a paedo who constantly shits up the threadThis thread would be better without you
rorke sabotaging just to get pushed back and jump off damavand peak
>>224775116same
Oh my days I'm going to have to get this job done tonight or I'll never hear the end of it.Fuck SAKE
>>224775246i've never seen itbut its on iplayersoprobably
r9k you are not welcome hereGo back to where you came from >>224775235>>224775258r9k on a VPN for attention again
>>224775246Nonce art style
>>224775271Kitchen taps?
>>224775188>shadow of the erdtreebasedI'm on a 4tb HDD myself but always run out of space, gonna upgrade to 20tb+ if something goes on offer for prime day
>>224775277shut up nigga
consider the redshank
Good to know I can upset the avatar flaggot r9k user still. We will be writing that down
>>224775246*man who has only seen alley cats*I'm getting alley cats vibes from this
>>224775246Never heard of it, would definitely have on in the background while shit posting tho>>224775247Got myself an 8Tb personally and multiple 500gb-1tb. Misuss just chucked her old laptop out without removing the 750gb HDD, I was FUMING
woooooo!
>>224775277Ever been with a guy?
>>224775297you're a paedo who constantly shits up the threadThis thread would be better without you spaincunt
pinkpantheress looks at you like this and milliseconds later you are ZAPPED into DUST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuIp_v7aVFAthe watch
consider the poowank
>>224775360my dream
>>224775349Yes you prison gay faggot nigger
erm... new>>224775310>>224775310>>224775310
>>224775360my NIGHTMARE
>>224774984Pajeet bowler mankad'd the pajeet batsman in. A mankad is a shameful act that only indians do the needful. It's when the bowler clips off the bails off the wicket at end he is bowling from when the batsman is leaving his ground (safe area) in anticipation of the ball being bowled. Only indians do this and have slowly complained their way into this being part of the game. Other nations typically don't do this behaviour.
>>224775349Yes. Are you a girl?
>>224775283Who dis
>>224775151Test https://sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=224775151Reminder
https://sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=224775496I've done my part. Have you?
>>224775247I've not checked inflation on prices, I've got a 2tb somewhere that will hold me over>>224775292the AURA fight of the sote
>>224775151Test
>>224775145How is that illegal
Zieldberg you are not welcome here. Go away
