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every single dayevery time i prayill be missing you
reading about unexplained mystery noises. spoopy fun. theres a retard whale that calls at a weird frequency, and the moodus noises that people say are miniquakes, and longfellow booms. world's a weird place!
>>224782410Retarded whale? Sounds like my ex
draenei futalet's discuss
Do you think that guy got his mom to tuck him in or what
>>224782390>I CANT CORNER
futa gock
Hello frens
>>224783819I tucked him in
>>224783816its the only kind of futa thats good, but only when its a horsecock
goodnight
>>224783830Thanks anon's mom
women are incredibly dumb yet they are out there, that means you can make it too
I'm gay (I'm happy)
>>224783848Weird how you really don't think about women living with their parents till they're 30+. Wonder if it really just rarely happens or it just seems that way
I'm happy (I'm trans)
>>224783848Women aren't dumb. They do lack a certain wisdom though. Their dumbness is hormonal, but in terms of learning and understanding things I've never felt them less capable than men
Black people love pickup trucks because they're loud and obnoxious
Will Dolly Parton music playing in my pickup truckMy gold sandwich, a swigging licking chewing duck
*exists**your life gets better*
i'm about to rape myself
>>224783886I agree with this
>>224783886If I had to be an animal i would certainly choose a birb as you are free from many dangers. especially if you're a predatory birb
>>224783841Good night bud
Fuck birds
porn doesnt do it for me anymore, i need real pussy
>>224783904Fuck. You.
>>224783910I'm not a bird bitchtits
>>224783866>in terms of learning and understanding things I've never felt them less capable than men
>>224783920Forty percent is less than half, who cares
>>224783904Birds are great
>>224783709>>224783731>>224783740sorry im retardedpls bump>>224783643>>224783643>>224783643
right,aff tae poop-ranchistan for me tae meet the hubbubbubbub-poo-poo peoplein the words of mr. karl dilkington;or to paraphrase,imma man of constant poopin'in the words of bob dylan>>224782400corrrrrr whos diss prime wenchoid
TIL that the two other guys that performed with Jimi Hendrix to make the experience were British, I swore they were Jewish. Makes sense given you can hear that British influence.
>>224783934Half of college attending women being unable to complete a kindergarten level task is significantNice cope tho
This whole time I thought Funko's were bobbleheads but I found out they don't even do that? They're just solid nonposeable vinyl statues. They're like hummel figurines for millennials
>>224783886corr gud birbingtonshire-on-thames
uurrvvgghhh..... need..... to touch.... peanus weanus..... agh.....
>>224783962little girl dolls for millenial redditor "men"
>>224783973utter horseshit
>>224783962I thought the same thing. I really don't get them at all, but I don't get glassy babies either and those things sell like fucking hot cakes
>>224783960>kindergarten levelMore like Professor Layton tier
Obsessed with this woman—I literally jerk off every time I see her and shoot thick ropes of cum as I climax, grunting and moaning loudly with every orgasm she gives me.That disgusted, hateful look she gives when she looks down on us all—total loathing for all men.The way she definitely reeks—a tasty mix of perfume, body odor, and cigarette smoke that I find intensely erotic.I want her to sit on my face and force me to lick her sweaty ass and unwashed, hairy pussy that smells of pheromones and piss.I want her to slowly drag her long fingernails up and down my thick, veiny, throbbing cock before pressing a nail into my urethra to stop the massive load from spraying all over her black clothes while she jerks me off and I suck on her tits.I want to feel her dry lips and ashy tongue slowly glide up and down every millimeter of my body.I want her to claw hard at my back while I pump her full of liters of semen, screaming at me to get her pregnant.I want to bite her and be bitten by her as we both climax—hard, time after time, all night long—until we wake up covered in bruises, scratches, and bite marks, only to start all over again the next day; her pleasure and screams make the neighbors complain, but we don't give a damn—we just keep going.I want to cum inside her fat ass until she pukes up my offering of love and whimpers that she just wants more, more, more.I want her to milk my prostate until I can't cum anymore and force me to take supplements so I can produce more semen for her insatiable hunger for cum.I want us to work out together to get stronger and build more stamina, but... ...not spend an hour at the gym together without having a hot fuck in one of the stalls, just because we have to get off.I want her to send dirty texts and clips of herself fingering herself while saying my name.
wonen have genetically poorer spatiotemporal abilities. diss is well replicated in psychology and may explain differences in fings like doing sport or playing chess, in males greater intrest in physics and mathswomen are more socialin loaded terms, sociality is synonymous wiv vapiditypreoccupation wiv appearwnce, fashion, handbags, makeup, etc
Hope you get your skull smashed in by a Somali
>>224783996I think the idea of the test is to determine if you can look beyond the literal and understand what the question is actually asking rather than how it is asking it. That's probably why a lot of women fail it, I reckon
I want to become the 50yo balding dungeon master with a ponytail and silk dragon shirt making everyone uncomfortable at the hobby store but for the past few years theres been nothing but normies and troons in there :/
>>224784008i had sex with her
>>224784008awful taste
https://youtu.be/kgAVoL49H3MGG fuckin' EZ
>>224784008women who smoke are fucking disgusting you little rat
>>224783958jack bruce, band leader abd bassist of cream was scattish, and bares huge responsibility for the explosion of the acid rock movement including bands like jimmy hendrix experiencehard rock was a british fingyardbirds, john mayall blues band turn tocreamcream spawn the likes af hendrixled zepellinblack sabbathrest is history innitthoughbeit hendrix was also hugely influenced by the who and pete townsend for his heavy sounds and destruction of instruments onstage which itself was inspired by postmodern artantonioni the italian director asked the who to do that art stuff for his film blow upbut the who asked for two much moneyhence in the film you see the yardbirds instead wiv jimmy page destroying his guitar, a part of thr film also evincing statemnts about postmodernism
and afcarse the who Are a british bandbut jack brucewho started the hard rock movementwas a scotlike evolutiondeep time and geologytrue protestantismanalytical philosophy and empiricismeconomicsanudda fingdat was invented in scotland
>>224784029whats her onlyfans
>>224783886there was a pigeon on my windowsill last week. it kept adjusting its position and bumping its beak against my window all night. i flashed a flashlight at it and banged on the window to scare it away but it didn't give a shit. this experience did not improve my mood. it's 9 stories up so i couldn't just go outside and swing a broom at it.
>>224784029vapid waman like diss will never spit knowledge like diss>>224784048why they vapid innitcatyank also spits good knowledge
>>224784019shes ugly and disgustin' as hellin the words of catyankand myself
>>224783973can't think of one in particular that was that good
>>224784018D&D lets you live in a fantasy world where you can pretend to be anyone and anything you want and it's accepted as fact. Of course it attracts troons, it's their whole identity
>>224784017>the idea of the test is to determine if you can look beyond the literal and understand what the question is actually askingIts not even that deep all you have to know to get the question right is have the most basic understanding of how gravity works Or even just have seen what happens when you tilt a glass of water
>>224784029Why are all the comments talking about Israel
remember a bird in my window and they had human looking eyes, like i was looking it through a hole and it didnt know i was there and their eyes just black and beady, they have irises
robert plant also auditioned for the who but failed at sum pointwho and cream both inventors of heavy rock imoboth brilliantbut im more jack brucethe scotden claptonthe alcoholic racist whose irresponsibilities led to the death of his child
>I be Lelouch you be CC
>>224784090No in real d&d you can only be a magic user, fighting man, cleric, elf, dwarf, or hobbit and mostly you go around in a dungeon dying to mold and traps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-xd91st8aw
>>224784014A woman can have a PhD and not understand how to open a super simple paper towel dispenser, They really cannot for the life of them visualize things in their head
>>224784099coz ed sheeran came out as a zionist allegedly
What the dick is going on in this cock you pussies?
>why won't Canada just join us
>>224784099because zoomers have rotten brainsthere are also comments talking about race play
>>224784129huh?
man i would love to have sex
Also I never let people see monster hit points because i dont even roll them I just decide when the monster dies. Its a great system because it lets you kill off characters you accidentally let get too powerful and so far in five years nobody has caught on to my ruse
>>224784129Isn't there a somewhat old stereotype that Canadians fuck dogs
>>224784129>>224784140He did this because some people who have applied were trafficked and forced to preform acts of bestiality. People who choose to do it are still banned. Clearly its so they can recruit people with ties inside of trafficking networks
>>224784133>there are also comments talking about race play>in a vid of an Asian girl and twinkGee I wonder why
>>224784074Can't imagine letting some occasional light taps keep me from sleeping. Sheesh
>>224784151That's what he says, you believe that shit?When you're getting raped by an animal, you aren't committing bestiality. Clowns.
>>224784150there use to be a legal loophole in canadian law that allowed you to have sex oral sex with animals
>>224784151is that what he says...kind of strange
>>224784160>That's what he says, you believe that shit?Why exactly would he lie about that? What is your line of reasoning?>When you're getting raped by an animal, you aren't committing bestiality.Legally speaking an animal can not rape you so yes it is.
>>224784172I agree with mandatory penis inspection
>>224784151In all honesty though should it be a disqualifer?Imagine you have some James Bond professional assassin who cares if the fella fugs dogs so long as he can do the "wetwork" you know just saying Anyways does it really come as a surprise that a fed agent would solicit whores or do other degen shitThey're the exact type of people to engage in that behavior
>>224784091>all you have to know is how gravity worksYa and the people that fail the test know how gravity works. Or by my reckoning do, yet they still fail. Because they aren't answering the question for what it is, they're answering the question for what they think it is. I imagine all of these fails just draw the line straight, as in no effect. The question they're answering is "what would this drawing of a bottle with water in it look like if the drawing were tilted one way?". Of course, any sensible person would understand what the question is actually asking, but I guess 40% of women are not sensible
>>224784192I don't think they want acts like that to be associated with the government
in west virginia we only made bestiality explicitly illegal in february of this year. in the past states that didn't criminalize it usually prosecuted it under animal abuse laws.
enough debating. let's talk about something else.
My libido died when I was in jail for 2 years. Nothin to jerk off to or with.I’ve been out for 3+ years now and I still have little desire for sex.I need to start smoking meth again.
>>224784201No shit sherlockI'm just saying what kind of person do you envision is a special agent.The type of person to enter a profession devoted to deception and blackmail
LOL
>>224784224gg fuckin' ez
>>224784224Consider a penile diet and cardio routine to get your bloodflow working better.
>>224784146Surely they have caught on but understand it to be the way of things. My dm did a mix of both. For mobs and stuff he would usually go based off of "dead enough" but for bigger enemies and important fights he would roll the health, because otherwise it trivializes a lot of d&d stuff in a way that doesn't feel good
>>224784121>They really cannot for the life of them visualize things in their headI learned this in graphic design drawing courses in college. Women almost universally hated learning linear perspective and I'm fairly sure their difficulty with visualization of object position changes had a lot to do with it. They'd be fine with the theory; establish horizon line and single vanishing point, draw simple blocks in space, write out the math for this to demonstrate you understand why it works the way it does and how to calculate a second vanishing point for different angles in the same field of view. However the moment you ask them to rotate a block on one or more axis their brains break. It was astonishing to me.
gockberg
>>224784199>I imagine all of these fails just draw the line straightThe line straight horizontal is the correct answer. I think you're over thinking it
>>224784214Eant to talk about why you still live with your parents
>>224784254The economy is just bad
>>224784252No I mean straight as in it doesn't move from the initial drawing
I sure am glad I spend thousands on rent a year. I just love the hustle and bustle of living alone.
>>224784224it was the meth that killed it or rather the lack of
i understand what foid defender anon is saying even if it makes him a bastard simp.
>>224784276He's gaining valuable experience in being a rent-piggy
>>224784172what a stupid bitch
>>224784280At what point did I defend women getting a simple question wrong? I'm just trying to explain how they may have reached that conclusion. Because there is surely a thought process involved, fundamentaly flawed though it may be. The whole point of question like this is to figure out how and why people think, not just point and laugh at the retards like some instagram gotcha quiz
Women stirMen steer
I was blacked my whole life
>>224784289>>224784276You need to learn how to deal with being vulnerable and you won't do that until you aren't living with your parents
>>224784312
Figure it out, person
Real zoomer hours itt
Listening to Across The Green Sea
>>224784323Well good news! You are no longer automatically disqualified from the fbi
Might pull an all nighter for fun
>>224784362its thursday save your cooldowns for friday and binge all weekend
>>224784362*Knocks you the fuck out*
40% of 4channellers fail this simple reading comprehension test
Let me crack your back
>>224784351is it good?
but what do you umaru edition with those tiny wrists
>>224784393Lol not that, this: https://youtube.com/watch?v=7QrYpXIuk1M&
>>224784325>You need to learn how to deal with being vulnerableby artificially creating situations in which you're vulnerable??
Move out and rent an apartment. I'm not asking anymore.
>>224784351Did they ever comment on the apparent surplus of human waste found in parts of the indian ocean
I wonder what haley welch has been up to
>>224784401>artificiallyYou're in for a rough time bud
>>224784397I was surprised lol
>>224784404That wasn't a thing until post-WWII
>>224784419i live alone bubby its just your argument doesnt make sense.
>>224784422>picDoes Europe just not allow music on YT anymore? Every time I post something it gets that treatment from Europeans and I don't know why. Anyway it's an excellent song you should listen to.
>>224784414
i'm kash patel's top guy
All patriots go
>>224784436It makes perfect sense. There's nothing artificial about supporting yourself
>>224784439I thought it was a Bulgaria thing, youtube channels can chose where their content can be shown, it's not youtube.
I live on my parents property, as do my two older brothers. Does this count as living with my parents?
>>224784325Most things in life it depends on the individual person what's best for them. Theres not a one size fits all Living alone can be good if the person has enough savings to allow for it. Living with family is fine so long as you're stepping up and not letting yourself get babied
Do you ever soiface for no reason?
>>224784481I used to soiface in pictures in highschool but then realized it was gay
/suc/united States United mexican states Canada
>>224784481No but I used to hoverhand a lot
>>224784463Ah I see. Anyway, give it a listen. That whole album is great but that's probably the best song on there.
Had a giant house spider try to crawl up my leg while I was playing games. The males (they're the ones that get really big in this species) get all frenzied up and go sprinting all over the place looking for a mate around this time of year, so you will often seem them scurrying around. Not sure what he wanted up my leg, though
In Canada we kiss our homies goodnight
>>224784439i like this album, I gifted my mom tickets to see this summer, it's her favorite band, unfortunately I couldn't go :(
>>224784515One of these guys. Luckily they are not at all prone to biting and even if they did it's in no way dangerous
>>224784534Wolf spider, bro tier for sure.
Bring Me To Life is the greatest song ever made.
>>224784534Something bit me this summer in my room while I was sleeping, I woke up and there was so much blood on the sheets, i started freaking out then I saw I had a very small bite on my calf.
>>224784477Yes unless the property is separate
gg fuckin ez
>>224784521I aint your homie, buddy
>>224784551Nah not a wolf spider, giant house spider. Wolf spiders around here are smaller and stouter
>>224784534Is that Kentucky?
>>224784559Nuts. Could easily have been a spider, they'll sneak into blankets and bedding sometimes to rest. Spiders generally won't bite unless they are trapped against you, like in your blankets, so that's a pretty common way people get them. If it caused that much tidsue damage that you bled a bunch, it may have been a species that eats it's prey by mastication. These are species like wolf spiders with large grinding bits around their mouths to smash up prey to consume it. But what the hell do I know, I'm no expert
>>224784561Yeah it’s all separate properties, I should have been more specific. We all work for Dads company too, farming.I guess my point is I don’t see a problem with this and I also don’t see too much a problem with anyone sharing a big house with mom or dad or both.Arguably better than ghetto apartment life.
>>224784461anon its 2026 if your pocket pig has a signal your parents can coddle you from anywhere in the country. you or they would have to deliberately cut ties.
>>224784583That pic is oregon but I live in washington. Ours are the same just present a bit darker in color
>>224784534When I lived in North Carolina I'd get one of those in my house once every 2 or 3 months
>>224784620Ya it seems like there's no stopping them from getting in really. My cats like to chase them but obviously can't quite figure out what to do with them on e they catch and kill it
>killed the threadgg frecken ez
>>224784603It partly depends what one’s parents are like. If they’re extremely nosy and overbearing, it can be a bit much; especially once you’ve got a gf or wife.
>>224784522My family saw them live about a decade or so ago. They were very impressed by the show and it was an all-time favorite of theirs which they both found surprising given how much of an oldfag everyone in that band is.From what I've heard Smith is a super dedicated live performer who always gives it his all for every show, which is pretty rare for bands from back then that tend to cash out on lazy, desperate tours. I might give their last album a listen given I heard it was surprisingly excellent and one of their best.
woke up at 2am instead of 330am so I'm lifting before workalexa play my life be like ooh ahh by grits
>>224784439I think it has more to do with music videos being de facto region-locked o algo
>>224784601I've never seen a wolf spider in my life but it might have been, but that would wake me up no? it was a really really small bite, if it wasn't for the dried blood I wouldn't know I got bitten, there a really small needle almost invisible bite, I think it was something really small but can't figure out what it was. Years ago I saw a very small bug on my balcony that would roll into a ball idk what they were called maybe it was that. >>224784668Yep, my mom said it was a great show, she had no idea they were coming and went crazy when I showed her the tickets. The only thing she said was that it was so hot cause it was in July which meant 35C even at night and he was sweating so much.
>>224784673*plays it’s my life by bon jovi*
>>224783934Awww did someone hurt your feelings?
*plays it's my life by talk talk*
to join my gang you have to steal a live chicken, turkey, duck, or goose on the full moon without getting caught or making any dogs holler
>>224784761*plays Talk Talk by Charli XCX*
>>224784551Naw, giant house spider.>.t oregonian
Ebin
>>224784815It's impossible to convey with words how much I hate this demon
>>224784721>roll into a little ballNot likely. Those isopods have a lot of names, but most people know them as potato bugs, pill bugs, or wood lice. If you have wood lice around it may have been a wood louse hunting spider of some kind. There are a bunch of different species but they can be found almost anywhere the wood louse is. Hungary has them I know, but I forget the exact species. Anyway, these spiders have special adaptation that allow them to prey on wood lice (obviously) but can also give a pretty nasty bite if they so choose. Their fangs are long and needle like, so maybe that could do it. It could also have not been a spider at all, but like a house centipede or something.
This is a potato bug.
>>224784876He so big I’d feel bad for stepping on him.
>>224784876>Jerusalem Cricket, sometimes called "potato bug"
>>224784876That's a jeruselum cricket
>>224784919>>224784876Never heard them referred to as potato bugs personally. Must be a regional thing I guess
>>224784876Never seen one of these despite having spent a lot of time in the West and outside here
>>224784876I wouldn't feel bad squashing it
>>224784921Oy vey
>>224784851Maybe, I did see a house centipede one night, I was sitting on my laptop and felt something tickle me a few times before I looked down and saw this bitch running wild, it took me an hour to take em down. Crazy thing is I live on the 5th foor, and somehow it got through my balcony screen door. This summer I saw a giant grasshopper on my balcony...
>>224784988
>>224784876>is called Jerusalem Cricket>Is neither from Jerusalem nor a Cricket
>>224785019The Jerusalem artichoke is also neither from Jerusalem (it’s North American), nor an artichoke
>>224785019You're a cricket
>>224785000Hah, ehs all like look how many legs I got, please don’t kill me.
>>224785019What is this, unnudah shoa?
The mole cricket in Bulgaria is called "a priest pig"
>>224785054How large is that
>>224785054>water bug mixed with earwigVery strange thing
>>224785065>>224785093you can found them in the ground in summer hence "mole", but they can also fly and jump high, it's good bait for fish though if you can catch it.
Thread is getting a bit antisemitic. Jokes are good fun but let's calm it down and keep it appropriate for everyone.
>>224785124LLM-tier post
>>224785136Yeah that was weird*six million
lol strange algo pullhttps://youtu.be/YHmroExhOd0
>>224785120I bet you catch all sorts of delicious bottom feeders with this thing
The little 711 mini tacos,mmm hrmmm
>>224785224Probably catfish, my fathers buddy was using them to catch flounder in the black sea
>>224785245Dogshit mini tacos are delicious
Just obliterated a spider.
>>224785393NOOOOOO WHY
>>224785432I hate spiders so much bro if I see a spider it's gotta die
>>224785475I am a spider. I won't forget this
>>224785475Worse than killing a cat.
>>224785493*squashes you with my flip flop*
Uh oh
>>224785545MY UNCLE WAS CRUSHED BY A FLIP FLOP YOU SICK FUCKYOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY
>>224785646>MY UNCLE WAS CRUSHED BY A FLIP FLOP I'm sorry for your loss Pablo...
>>224785646Dude if you were really a spider I would merk you so fast
Riveting stuff anon. Truly groundbreaking. Bet you'll win an award for that one.
>>224785054He cute
>>224785603Lots of sharting going on lately wonder if it's the fat pills
I wanna visit Spain
people really pay 75 bucks to change their oil?
ex-oneitis is getting married next month
I really like this webm
>>224785936wtf is this real?
>>224785603Genuine nightmare fuel. I think I'm never getting on a rollercoaster again.
>>224785985Ye
I hate my life so muchI deserve so much better than this
>>224785245Where's the beef
>>224786002I gave up on amusement rides after experiencing the similar scenario of someone vomiting. Thankfully, I narrowly avoided actually getting someone’s vomit on me, but it was a close enough call for me to call it quits
>>224786029gg fkin ez
>>224785849ozempic isnt pills its an injecting and it works by suppressing your desire for things
Ozempig
I love you all. You're all so nice
rubbing a freeze pop on my cock to melt it so I can suck the jews out
>>224786029>animeposter>deserve so much better than thisdoubt it
Fuck’s sake>Pewdiepie is trooning his sonhttps://youtu.be/uEYzrzIJjBo
>>224786555Well theres pills now look it up and im pretty sure the endocrine response changes digestion somewhat as well but shart wise, i made it up yes
morning sirs
>>224788044I am a failure
We welcome you, Canadabros.
>>224788089do something about it bitch
german niggas be like "oh nein I shiddenfarden in mein lederhosen gesundheit!!!"
Post nut clarity is comforting to me not because it makes me feel like everything will be okay, but because it reminds me that none of this matters.
black bull
>>224789321Nice try Diddy
fav painting at local museum
>unhoused neighbors
>>224789595>tent residents
>>224789595>comfort stationIn doujins this is always a woman who is available for public use
>>224789319When I was younger my grandfather owned a ranch and he would help his neighbor with his ranch sometimes because he was getting too old to work and the guy had a big black bull in one of his pens, well one day he's over there helping them and the guy's grandson and his new wife showed up and were generally being nuances and just getting in the way while claiming to help, eventually the wife got tired of "helping" and decided she was going to go pet the bull, she opened the pen and he saw his chance to escape and charged at her and gored her right through the lower pelvis and actually penetrated her womb and wrecked one of her tubes, she lived but was infertile from then on
>>224790191What a retard
went out to feed my cats and an alley i see sometimes showed up with horrible bloody wounds on his head
>>224790374alley cat*
>>224789319zeus was a white bvll, it stole a gf called europa
>>224790419VGH
Oomf is American Mexican (Mexican of American descent)
This is my second check after switching careers and taking a huge pay cutAlmost forgetting why I switched. It sucks making about half
Only one hour until the lick her store opens
>>224790864Feels good to be the first there and kick off the breakfast rush
google maps won't let me see the store's hours unless i sign in
Made sauerkraut last night. One head of cabbage, four carrots, two cloves of garlic, shredded and massaged with 2% salt. It's kinda orange and very fragrantMy pickles are starting to ferment too. Going to check if they're getting moldy or suspicious looking. I kinda need some. I only have a few pickles left in the fridge and 1/4 of a jar of beets
>>224782390What a time that was to be on 4chan
>>224790864This is a sign you could be an alcoholic
>>224791242how
>>224791242That term has lost all meaning. Nowadays anyone who has a couple pops after work is an "alcoholic"
>>224791242I can stop any timeJust need a few beers to steady the old hands. Feeling shaky this morning
I have learned that demons are real. I did something yesterday which immediately regretted. I got instantly overwhelmingly bad sensation and felt like a bunch of other worldly negative entities were flooding into my mind/body/whatever. I managed to push it away and go back to normal but it was scary.Apparently in my sleep I was screaming like I was being tortured and not only that but I wouldn't wake up no matter what. I have 0 memory of this whatsoever. Felt like a normal night of sleep to me as far as I recall
>>224791255so mortgage rates were already at 7 fucking percent and blump just made the fed hike the fucking rates literally how in the fuck is one supposed to afford a house in this gay-ass economy??? Fuck a duck!!!
>>224791292Demons aren't real and belief is spirits/magic is a stone age Thirdie concept
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsDSnPjeKY8they're doing this to me tomorrow
I had a Celsius already but I'm thinking about getting a cup of coffee to blast through this hangover
>>224791255>>224791376so why would you drink fucking coffee if you're dehydrated
Yep the pickles look good and the sauerkraut is fermenting already
>>224791403You sound like a pantywaist. I have free and full access to water at all times
>>224791428do you think you're like asuka a midwestern german or what get the fuck out of here you probably a medslop
>>224791338>Demons aren't realThen explain mohels They and their ilk are demonic entities in human skin
>>224791338If it makes you feel better you can look at it is as mere framework to describe more nuanced ideas involving mental state.
>>224791466More Ukrainian actually though part of my family came from the German speaking countries
>>224791469Nah those are just JewsBut I can see the mixup
>>224791539Any sufficiently advanced jewelry is indistinguishable from demonology
Blew my tranny. Truck's broke, too.
>>224791646You blew HWAT?!
How much ya bench?
The jury has found you guilty of being a redneck Whitebread, chicken shit motherfucker Wait, that's a lie, that's a goddamn lie Get him out of here (I want justice)Get him the fuck out my face (I want justice)Out, right now Fuck you, you black motherfuckers
any sexy babes here? i feel like i would really like to have sex with you assuming youre a sexy girl
I ate everything in my cobb salad but the lettuce
Can someone tell me how to cheat on my taxes, I'm sick of this shit
Your favorite anime is shit
>>224791644Shitting my pants in public to own the far right. I bet they feel real dumb right now.
>>224791956Tell the government you have 9 dependents. They don't check unless you go over 10.
>>224791971That's no way to talk about Garou Densetsu II
>>224791956That's what accountants are for.
>>224791644Imagine if he lowered his head and rammed that hat right into a girl's pussy lol
>>224791980YO LIL DONNIE
this anime episode was absolute dog what the fuck happened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XH1GGwZBUDY
hope everyone's got their coffee going this morning :)
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I really like the word "permutations"
>>224792075I don't think there's a single university in Canada you could record a video like this at and see mostly White students. Maybe in some small university in Quebec.
>>224791956No. You're part of our society, a citizen. And as such, you have a responsibility to pay taxes, just like the rest of us. It's an unspoken social contract you agreed to when you were born.
>>224792075everyone do the goycattle shuffle!
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