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>>224792138LOL
>>224792118Pasta fazoo bibbity bobbity francis coppola!
Is it just me or did gas prices blow the fuck up overnight, literally?I just got back from a long night shift an hour ago, and on the way home a filled my gas tank and it was like 20 cents higher than a few days ago.
>>224792186Those are hurtful stereotypes
>>224792204It's just you
Drank a shot of fermented beet brineNow time for oatmeal with seeds and fruit
>>224792204Gone up like 30 cents since before Labour Day weekend
>>224792204In my communist shithole gas is like $5.80 a gallon
wow, never thought Weather Report would be so chill, great incelwalk or even sleep music
>gas pricesRide a bike if you can't afford a vehicle. Or take the bus
>>224792228You can't say an American holiday like Labor Day and spell it in your gay mezzoricchione quasi eurocuck fashion
We need more Cutie Honey pics
what if humans spoke through their penis and pissed out their mouth
>>224792378LMFAO
>>224792365That's the cutest fluffy little doggo
>>224792378If your feet smell and your nose runs... you're built upside down!
>>224792297It's a Canadian holiday too woppo
>>224792118>>224792186AYYEEEAH-RIVER-DAT-CHEE
Channel5 on YouTube is literal propaganda
>>224791644>>224791980
>>224792365I remember when /cum/ was a moo deng general
we are charlie kirk, we carry the flame
>>224792450No it isn't you syrup slurping homo
>>224792438I know right??
>>224792365Big yawn.
>>224792773Homo is just man in Italian because you are all homos
>>224792831D'AWWWW!
>>224792845Ok I laughed, that was a good one
>tfw no Ethiopian skate Betty gf
>>224792945she won't be worth shit once she is reduced to a gibbering retard after her frontal lobe slams into the concrete. WEAR. A. HELMET.
>>224792945Some of them lookin' a little too facially negroid for my tastes
>>224793014You zoomers were raised in bubble wrap
>>224792887I kid anyway, big fan of Eye-talians.
>>224793026I'm sure they're devastated
>>224792204Same thing here. A little over 20 cents overnight
>>224793166Didn't ask
Weather
>>224792118Thats a jew btw, unironically
>>224793382it's cozy in chicago
>>224793412What are you implying?
>>224792845Man in italian is uomo though, a homosexula (like you) it's called busone/ricchione/recchia/finocchio/frocio/culattone/bucaiolo/sodomita
>>224793459Is this like how the Inuit have 100 words for snow?
>>224793443You have to live it
fall soon
Just Give Me Something To Break
>>224793479No, they are all insults. Sarjeet are you clinically retarded perchance? (Diagnosis paid for by white canadians' taxes)
>>224793512
new roommate today. we'll see if i'm still allowed to talk to you guys after the prenup is figured out
>>224793479Nun è la stessa cos we say fag, queer, assmuncher, zesty, moist, pillowbiter, etc
Cumlord and Cutie Honey need to link uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOfu4edBlYQ
thinking about doing the fedora+trenchcoat+katana look as a black guy
>>224793622Kino
>>224793622Already exists, although it would probably help you get an Asian gf (filipina)
unreal engine fan made slop unironically looks better than what nintendo puts out, cursed timeline
>>224793622I think you should.I'm trying to become the sort of guy who wears these shirts with long greasy hair.
>>224793582Insane collabo
accidently read coochie as cookie and made a stupid post
>>224793770Based I like those type of dudes
>>224793770
>>224793904sent that french freak flying
>>224793904Flavortown triumphed over Bourdain who was cucked into suicide.
>>224793931Ackchyually, Monsieur Bourdain was Jewish
>>224793622thats the blade look minus the fedora
>>224793953Half-Jewish half-french, explains a lot actually.
>>224793949Ultimate impenetrable W
anthony poobrain LOL
>His mother, Gladys Sacksmanlol
>>224793904Based paesan sent that cheese eating Heeb surrender monkey to Flavortown
i expect to be charliekirked sometime in my 50s during a discussion with trannies
>Bourdain’s paternal grandfather was a Franco-Brazilian who immigrated to New YorkWeird combo
>>224793904>>224794032Why is this so funny
>>224793904>*Does a burnout in his Camaro*>RUNNING WITH THE DEVILLLLL
>>224794090It's hard to believe now but there was a time not too long ago when much of the World thought Brazil was going to be the next USA and they had millions of Europeans immigrating there every decade.
>>224792118>Start work at nursing home these are the first things they tell me >Poker is banned because people bet their Social security checks and pensions >Watch out somehow these people get cocaine and weed >Be careful people brought strippers >Some old guys will have sex >Some will scream let me jerk off I am not ready
>>224794090He did have that monkeyño face. That explains it>>224794126The roaring 1870s
You are racist. I am rapist. We are not the same.
>>224794111Because it's real. Bourdain was always up his own ass about food. Never liked that fag and clearly neither did the man himself
Andrew Zimmern was always the most chill dude...
>>224794126Yeah I remember being here like ten or so years ago when people were posting the time magazine article glazing Macacoland
>>224793622Thats a good idea for character design, I don't think you see that in fiction often
Bourdain and Zimmern effortlessly mog Fieri
>>224794210I don't know how that guy is still alive, be was like a garbage disposal he are anything and everything
>>224793904oh my goodness guy fucking crushed him
>>224794145What if I'm a racist rapist?
>>224794223One makes mistakes like this when turning a blind eye to the fact that demographics are destiny. Anyway, let’s keep importing hundreds of millions of third worlders into the West, and see what happens
>>224794111Pecche è 'o ver' Giuse
>>224794223>mfw people once again mistake boom & bust cyclical economies as emerging superpowers during a boom period
>>224794254true but Guy still has mad aura THO
>>224794305
>>224794260He used to do heroin I think he is doing good now in comparison
Guy is just a happy dude doing his thing without a care in the worldBourdain was an anal retentive
Normcore Guy Fieri situation is crazy
>>224794254Best Ever Food Review Show clearly took a lot of inspiration from Zimmern but I find their thirdie pandering and jokes designed with 80IQ melaninoids in mind seriously offputting
Why the fuck are these old fucks here doing cocaine at the nursing home bruh who gives their grandpa cocaine and weed
>>224794373I see the 'talian in him
>>224794373soul was drained out of his body on the right
I'm gonna say it! Frosted tips actually look sick
Those guys were great, but I like a good show host you can really goon to
>>224794373Get him in a tracksuit and he could be a side character on the Sopranos
>>224794268what does that mean though? that you only rape women of your own race because you are disgusted by other races? or that you only rape women of other races in order to punish them for being a different race.
>>224794425I cans see thaf pasta is undercooked and dry from here
Giada or Prime Universe Rachel Ray?
I liked that chick that used her show as an excuse to get mega wasted lol
collections calling me nonstop for 3 different bankswhile i just keep gooning the days away
Fast thread considering it's not even noon. Don't you have jobs?
>>224794465Nah, we like it al dente
>>224794500Dude that thing is defying gravity
>>224794459It’s impossible to racists to rape women of other races, as they all love the status upgrade, like domestic passportbroism. If you look at US crime stats, WMBF rapes are practically nonexistent
>>224794471The alcoholic MILF Sandra Leehttps://youtu.be/rca_I6cFrBA?si=v0NEO8cGXwu3Axs1
>>224794494People can post while they're working in order to spite bossberg
>>224794494It's 17:30 here, stunad
>>224794494How about you make some better posts buddy
>>224794522This, I'm at work right shitposting, sticking it to Whitey
>>224794520>Can you tame THE DRAGON WOMAN?!
>>224794522is that really what you're doing anon
>>224794465Might be whole weat or buckwheat or something.
>>224794494No? What kind of question is that?
>spent 2 years on an associate's degree specifically so that I could then have my job pay for the last 2 years of a bachelor's>just got off the phone with my admissions advisor>the college my job has a deal with only has one program I'm interested in>that program requires 4 years and takes virtually no transfer creditsjust fuck my shit up senpai
>>224794600Lol simp
liberal farts degree
>>224794612Kek I have a master
>yeah I got a degree in marine biology. I'm teaching the seals in my zoo how to rizz DA HÖES
>>224794665good for you bro master getting some bitches next you ho-less freak
>>224794612It do be like that sometimes. I spent 15k on flight lessons because the guy I talked to said I could then use my GI bill to pay for commercial, instructor and all the rest. While technically true, he didn't mention that while it will pay for it *up to the max allowed by the GI bill* that max is quickly reached, so you're either going to have to supplement that with student loans or just take 10 years to do it. He also didn't mention that you would have to fly as an instructor for 5-10 years to get hours earning around 40k a year...
Wtf Sandra Lee is only 60I thought she'd be like 95 by now
>>224794645Nta I just like those kind of noodles
>>224794693Sent that spaghetti nibbler flying
>>224794665In what?
I wish I had an alcoholic MILF gf
>situationship
>>224794694I'm still fortunate that my job will cover all the financial stuff but goddamn I was really hoping I could be done before 2030I actually thought about joining the air force for bennies but it sounds like I might have dodged a bullet based on your account cuz I don't know anything about the GI bill
>>224794733Noodleology
>>224794693Ive been besmitten
The /ita/ op got nuked but this was the pic, it's not even NSFW
>>224794800Jannies truly hate seeing real women more than loli, furry, gay porn etc.
>>224794800just hit the janny on my pager hope you have plans for the next 72 hours punk
>>224794818I've noticed thisSo strange>>224794824LMFAO
>>224794800ive been banned for less
People on Xitter say "amongst" when they effortpost because they think it makes them sound smarter than just saying "among."
We should redefine a minute so there's a hundred of them in an hour. I hate how a quarter hour is only 15 minutes, it should be 25.
>>224794853Anchio
amogus
whomst've
>>224794800like /cgl/-ita?
>>224794864Base 60 is, well, based.
>>224794854Canadians say this, it's Canadian English and you can tell a fake American that way.
>>224794759There are two things collectively called the GI bill. One is the original "montgomery" bill and the other is the "post 9/11" bill. Montgomery basically just cuts you a check every month for tuition and CoL expenses, it's up to you to use it. Post 9/11 pays the school directly and gives you a CoL stipend, but the rules are a bit more strict on when and how it can be used. It's a pretty sweet deal as long as you're not trying to do anything goofy with it. It's really just fringe cases like flight school where it get's wonky. That's also only a recent development. Used to be either would pay you full ride, private to instructor, but some schools down in california were caught collecting for commercial, instructor etc. for vets that had gone to get their private and left
>>224794854bahaha i used to do that in middle school but with whilst
Saw a beautiful Egyptian woman in an advertisement I will now buy your product
>>224794761Wont say it but its not a useless meme degree
This nigga wrote an essay about the fuckin GI bill
>>224794854It’s just Americans who clip it to things like “among,” “while,” etc, while the Commonwealth uses “amongst,” “whilst,” etc
Egyptians are like brown Hungarians
>>224794924Finna write a tract about my GI tract
>>224794425You goon to Giada, your fuckin dick'll fall off
>>224794945Egypt is the India of the Middle East and it's only their admirable history that keeps most people from realizing this.
>>224794927Oh statta zitt with that shit, Americans use those words too, stop trying to be special and unique you syrup guzzling queer
Normie general.
>>224794971It really is, there's like 4 married anons at least.
>>224794989If you believe that I got a bridge I wanna sell ya
I'm married to the game
I'm married to the streets
>>224794971Get them out of here
>>224794998does-he-know.jpg
Dishes are still too hot to take them out the washing machine
egypt makes good music
>>224794969The post is a joke. I used “while” whilst explaining that only Americans use “while”
>>224795043Dumbass putting his dishes in the washing machine instead of the dishwasher lol
>>224795026What does Will Wheaton's marriage photo have to do with anything
>>224795053Are you that youngster that was listening to Teddy Pendegrass
>>224795064Bodied that freak
>>224795066Only real /cum/bros will understand that image
>>224795059I was unawares
>>224795053Egypt Sexohttps://youtu.be/ChC3xRAv_tE
Something bit me on my ass while I was sleeping and now there's a huge itchy red bump on my butt. And the talent show is tonight!
>>224795053I know brown looks like brown but this gentleman looks like a pacohombrecholochicanoesemuchacho
hello
>>224795135Best fetch Doc Baker
woke up at 11:45 am award
>>224795135
>>224795202Same
>>224795135Probably Brian. You have HIV. It’s over…
>>224795135Does the talent show require you to have a squeaky clean bum
/cum/s been pretty good last couple a days, I have to say
thunder woke me up at 5:00am award
>>224795262Did you go back to sleep
Ayo this nigga gettin woken up by atmospheric phenomena
>>224795247I can't play Das Rheingold with a blemished poo tuba!
>>224795253I was the only one posting here yesterday morning, you're welcome
>>224795294nope i jerked off and started playing 'ookie 'icker
My sister loves that cookie clicker shit
ayoo little bitch ass nigga
>>224795390>early morning masturbationwhat the helly
>>224795434can you ask her for me if she wants to be my gf
haven't showered in 2 days
For some reason in the last year or so most of the hair on my balls disappeared so i just have a top bush
>>224795467yeah i dont usually do it but a brazillian foid sent me vids of her shlicking so i had to oblige
>>224795509its the estrogen the CIA has been feeding you
>>224795498You're supposed to shower every other day so if you shower today you'll be fine
>>224795467A lot of people jerk off as soon as they wake upI've done it
annie are you ok?
Have you heard of Brown Stew Anon?
>>224795514im incapable of sexual stuff after i wake up. it's like post nut clarity but it happens everyday after i wake up
>>224795582I've heard of beef stew*shits on your face*
Thoughts on proverbs 28:6-8
Would.
Huh, just figured out that the Google AI is pretty good at helping find new music, if you put in some stuff that you like
shut the fuck up you dunston checks in retard
>>224795748GG freckin EZ
the crackers have been cheesened
kiki's delivery penis
Y'all some encheesining crackers ass niggas
What is with the incessant Nothingburger emergency alerts to my phone? Are they testing the system because they’re afraid of a nuclear war o algo
For to every one who has will more be given, and he will have abundance; but from him who has not, even what he has will be taken away.
Pete's Dildos By Mail. Always hard never soggy.
>>224795909They seem to be trying to normalize them for trivial things
>>224795922Jesus was a real downer for this one
>>224795840Man, fuck you.
Mom wants me to go outside
>>224792699I went to school with him. He used to get bullied.
>>224795909Contrary to what xfaggots say scared people are difficult to control, even moreso in numbers. You're being desensitized to emergency so you don't freak out too much in the next big happening.
>>224796015Then git ta steppinBoss Bitch has spoken
feelin tarnivorous
>>224795743woman
You guys got your ocs oiled up for the Dimensional Merge rightMine's a cross between sailor moon megaman and popeye
Actual footage of how Indians learn to drive big rigs
>messicans>insurance
>>224796147Insane how they are taking over the entire industry despite being terrible drivers, not fluent in any relevant language, constantly breaking the law, often being illegal immigrants, regularly killing people and not even having the right driver's license even after all that.
>>224796064Scared people scare people
>>224796133The best part of fantasy is how good it can be. The best part of reality is that it is real. Mixing the two is how you become an insane schizo
>>224796217>make it illegal for white people to show favouritism to their own in-group>import tens of millions of foreigners who show strong favouritism to their own in-group, and do nothing about itWhoa, how are they taking over everything so quickly???
>>224796217It's especially bad here in California where they allow illegal immigrants to have drivers lisences. Orangeman has tried to step in and stop it but as usually these braindead libs are fighting him on it, like how can you think this is a good idea? What's it gonna take for you to open your eyes and see you're wrong? When an illegal kills someone in your family? It's all so fucking bizzare and surreal
>>224796259In Canada at least jeets aren't really taking over anything except terrible minimum wage jobs and being enslaved to their fellow jeets as coolies. The exception is the trucking industry specifically.
>>224796253Ngmi
>>224796276>When an illegal kills someone in your family?Sad how immigration judges and politicians never have this happen to them but it's always some random working class family.
>>224796336It's so frustrating, but what're you gonna do?
https://youtu.be/i6kXaW7iaOE?is=qVIxL0s9PeMev_qm
Me and the cum bums
>>224796276>What's it gonna take for you to open your eyes and see you're wrong? When an illegal kills someone in your family?Isn’t it American tradition for the White parents to hold a humiliation ritual press conference talking about how their dead child wouldn’t want anyone to make this about race, and how they forgive their child’s swarthy murderer
>>224796488That seems to be de rigeur, yes
>>224796440That's why you don't fuck around in the Boogie Down
>>224796440Decent blacks have been getting killed by niggas for far too long.
"Dora the Explorer" only rhymes if you're from Boston
TURN DOWN FOR WHAT
im a decent nigga
>>224796604Regular blacks hate niggers more than whites>>224796632I actually laughed out loud
>>224796488They have a government agency that reaches out to you and coaches you not to inflame the situation after a murder, the Community Relations Service (CRS). The UK apparently has a similar thing. I wouldn't be surprised if we do too.
>>224796618>Dorer the ExplorerI think it works for some Brits and Aussies also
>>224796440People in the bronx are usually nice, Been pressed in coney island twice in one day compared to the bronx.
Do japanese people know you're supposed to hold a knife blade forward? Is it just one of those cultural tropes they cling to, deviating from which would simply confuse and enrage the japanese audience?
Winter is coming.
>>224796485o brasileiros somos westerners
>>224796758Reverse grip is just a different style to the hammer grip
rolled the PERFECT civ v spawn (4 city island with natural wonder)
>>224796883>Saar I can heal you just let me touch bob & vagene
>>224796758When you say forward (or not) are you talking about whether the blade is sticking out by your thumb vs your pinkie
>>224796883wtf is a “community healer,” some kind of diaspora witch doctor?
>>2247969pretty muchSuburban white yoga moms will 100% buy into his chakra bullshit and pay him to essentially grope them and be like "wow, such spiritual"
>>224796276Because states control traffic laws and driver's licensing.
>>224796939When I say forward I mean as one holds a knife>>224796847Like charred popcorn is a different style for making popcorn? It has some very niche use cases, none of which apply in a standup fight
>>224797026DoT is federal
im indian
>>224796883They did this shit in the 70's and 80's a lot but instead they got away with it as "part of the process" because new age hippies were completely retarded and delusional. It's really our fault for having enabled this behavior in the past
Hey props to the guy for still having a libido at 73
>>224797088They don't issue state licenses though. At most maybe they could threaten to cut off funds
>>224797107Uh oh
>>224797107
>>224786236>>224791446sex
Oh well whatever nevermind
I'd bust in the poosey and be like: HHHMMMNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG
>>224797254Hahahahah good post
>>224797050They should make an isekai where the guy's super power is knowing how to actually use a knife in a fight
I don't know how I'm going to tolerate another day of my life, but I will
>>224797221I keep thinking that's Olivia Rodrigo
My work pants stink. I wore them all week in triple digit weather, time to change the
>>224797404>This poster was killed by his coworkers for making the workplace smell like ass before he could finish this post
just turned a nigga phoenician
Read some article in Wired about a secret network of anonymous frat bros called the burnerverse who try to ruin young women's lives. The article failed to come close to proving it's thesis or the existence of the burnerversehttps://archive.is/LzvbL
rented a copy of GRRM's The Armageddon Rag at the library cause I couldn't get it online before. It features rock music, the occult and LOTR references, and it's GRRM, how bad can it be?
>>224792118
>>224797605>Woman does thing she later regrets, men at faultSo tiresone
1 USD equals 4 million Canadian euros by EOY
I like feet
>>224797404>3 digit weatherPhoenixfag? What u work in?
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Just noticed that my high school chemistry teacher back in the day taught everyone to pronounce something incorrectly
Rosi e Mari pe sembI wonder if they're still friendshttps://youtu.be/Onja5Dd5elg?si=AQOhk_5xVhVrBUTk
>>224797877Haitians don't look like that
>>224797813I switched all my investments over to USD and american stocks about ten years ago. It's been a good decision. The original nudge to do so was trudy selling all the gold.
>>224797940Me being carried in upper right
>>224797940Didn't know Carney posted here
>>224797883What a chump. Mine was a creep-o with the female students.
>>224797605>noooooooooo we shouldnt hold women accountable for their actionssame story
>>224792118I've been in New York for many years and I just realized I barely took any pictures of a lot of the landmarks, I should start doing that
https://youtu.be/9u8OWS4g8XM?si=dx5lYN6Kpc-5BXhcUnfiltered YouTube era is gold
farting near a woman is rape
I didn't make it uphttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mud_cookie
>>224798097LMFAO
>>224798088In that case call me Harvey Weinstein
>>224798031>Mine was a creep-o with the female students.That was my junior high history teacher. He made sure to stand very close to the desks in the first row. He was the type of teacher to do assigned seating for all the desks. By complete random happenstance, the front row was all pretty girls.
yall dont season yo mud cookies
there was a rumor in school that our pe teacher had visited the girls bathrooms
Eating a bagel with bologna and salami and smoked forest ham
>>224798272One of the female teachers at my high school did this with the boys changing rooms
Who opened all the damn lunch meat
One chili lime flavored mud cookie please
>>224798354That's what I call my turds lol
The all new hot honey mud cookie with extra protein
>>224798276>mixing meatsoy vey thats not kosher
>>224798307there was another rumor that two of language teachers were casually dating despite both being married
New>>224798458
>>224798396They came in the same package
>>224798475>>224798475New
Real New>>224798436
Real newIt would t let me post>>224798436
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