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Haitian Mud Cookies By The Montreal Candy Company
Pulled an all nighter
>>224798573You're an all-SHITE-er
what thread are we using assholes
>>224798611This one was first thats the rules
>>224798611This one
We need to purge thirdie "idk"postersOnly people able to think should exist on this sacred board
Santa's cumming tonite tonite
>>224798559Black people really do have this weird reoccurring thing about eating dirt
Ok I guess we'll use this one even tho I WAS FUCKING ROBBED
god made dirtdirt dont hurt
Matthew McConnaughey is...Mud!
Im almost 28 time to start my life
Can’t believe I inspired a whole edition I’d like to thank the academy and God >>224786808
Dirt has all kinds of germs and bacteria in it. And don't get me started on pond water
How to eat fried worms
Did you guys see blumps new schizo rant
Sipping pond water with a straw
Mental how the jannies can just temporarily Rangeban you whenever they feel like it and you can't post the link to your NEW because their being transexual passive aggressive assholes
Why is it just gummy worms and bears? Where did the other gummy animals go?
>>224798809They rangeban me for weeks at a time
>>224798837We don't talk about the other gummy animals.
what are some other good procedural fillums like no country for old men
>>224798837Gummy fish (teleosts) and gummy sharks (cartilaginous fish) exist
>>224798458cute
>>224798837they were eaten to extinction
>>224798837youre lookin at em
>>224798889Swedish fish are technically NOT gummy
testing
>>224798881Insomnia w/ Pacino & R. Williams
>>224798837Sour patch kids
>>224798733Nah give it another year
If they ain't gummy then what the hell are they
>>224798837There's gummy crocodiles too
>>224798930LOL
You know how people say you just need to think positively and you'll start to feel better o algo?At what level of misery does that stop being true? Because to take an extreme example, that's obviously not true if you're being tortured or something. Or maybe you've been sentenced to execution. At that point thinking positive isn't going to help how you feel that much. So at what level is it unrealistic to think that you can feel better just by thinking nicer thoughts?
>>224799030When the hope that things will get better becomes statistically impossible. I. E. if you're being sentenced to death
How come Arabs don't eat sand? There's like a shit load of it over there
>>224799114They worship sand like hindus with cows
>>224799114They don't have food coloring to make it look tasty
>DIRT COOKIES! GETCHA HAITIAN DIRT COOKIES RIGHTCHEAH!
Miyuki did nothing wrong. Aoi is the source of everything wrong in your life
>>224799226Who and who?
>>224799137I've seen that gummy worm before in porn
why dont indians give a fuck about gandhi at all
WD 40 but for masterbation
>>224799212>A Miami Favorite!!!!
I don't like how black peoples pubes look it looks gross.
had a melty and accidentally stabbed my hand with my scissors in a fit of rage. on the bus now with dried up tears all over my face
>>224799311well i just shaved them so
>>224799338Sped
>>224799311Worst part about BBC is the pubes
>>224799338please seek professional help young man
>>224799137Are these made to be plausible deniability dildos? Who the hell is ever going to eat that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyfa-QBUVd0mde is dead ;_;7
wait youre supposed to use pomade with damp hair? im retarded as fuck!
Those old Astronaut Jones skits were fucking hilarioushttps://youtu.be/ddD80NAmLJM?si=X7UN-ErZVKVsUuuuI'm trying to find the full one with Britney spears
>>224799457That's a good idea actually. I've been looking to practice my BJ skills but too embarrassed to buy a dildo
>>224799523Apparently they’re like $50, which seems a bit steep for single use. At that point you might as well go on a date
>>224799578I'm not gonna eat it obviously. I'm putting it in the freezer after im done deep throating it
What about gock?
>>224799338*hugs*
>>224799634>I'm not gonna eat it obviouslyWasteful. Starving bucks in Africa would love to shove that giant gummy worm up their ass
I prefer my cocks on masculine men
what kind of gummy treat is this
https://youtu.be/DSQ_AHeixNg?si=zxa5LI8OM9Lov0DGI've only been able to find voice wra of the skit
How do I stop feeling hungry
>>224799833Eat brown rice
>>224799833Eat chicken wings
>>224799806mousebergstein
>>224799806Swedish fish
>>224799860>>224799863I'm trying to lose weight
>>224799833masturbate -> ejaculate -> eat your semen -> masturbate -> ejaculate -> eat your semen -> repeat forever
>>224799893Ozempig
>>224799833Do coke
>>224799833vyvanse, ozempic
>>224799833>>224799893You can achieve a higher level of satiety with fewer calories by increasing the ratio of protein and fat while modestly cutting carbs; something like a 3:4:3 caloric ratio. If you cut carbs too much you start deal with keto flu and shit like that though, so so there’s a goldilocks zone. Also make an effort to keep your daily caloric consumption within your desired limits
>>224799893Brown rice is good for weight lose. Doesn't turn to glucose in yer guy like white rice
*starts dancing sexually*Hello I love youWon't you tell me your name
>>224800002my name is anonstein
If I google 'Asian-style dining', I get just a lot of westernized East Asian restaurants instead of what I'm looking for - the concept of not using western tables, chairs or kitchen utensils when dining. Tho it is said that an early version of the fork was invented in preislamic Iran, but suppressed by the Muslim invaders, since the Quran at least recommends eating with one's bare hands.
>>224799987Ok thank you
We're in new reality not classical reality anymore, I'm the only one who knows this.
>>224799265They actually hate him now
>"I love you" >"Thanks"
woman tried saying she likes me so I blocked her lying little bitch ass and cried myself to sleep
You ever see a city online and you want to play one of those city building games and you load one up and realize you can't play them for shit?
>>224800111I've actually been aware of this for some time now
>>224800134>see some cool sandbox type game>realize I'm not creative enough to build something aesthetic not focused on efficiency only
I refuse to be with any woman who would lower herself enough to being with someone like me.
>>224800201Principled, but fair
>>224799833cigarettes
>>224800220It's a play on the old Groucho Marx line
>>224800184People make some beautiful stuff in minecraft or Cities Skylines and I don't know howI guess I could try to draw a city, but even that's a little hard
>Carney wants to privatize our airportsElbows status?
>>224800201this is the mindset to have
>>224800325He just gave $25,000,000,000 from our pension plan to Brookfield btw, the exact same plan Turdeau rejected years earlier. Elbozos don't care until 2028.
>CarneyI can't see that name without thinking of circus folk
>>224800325Toronto airport sucks cock tho
I'm ugly in America.Europe is the only place I've gotten attention from women.Why come d'y'all reckon?
>>224800380Well he does have a tranny son...
>>224800413Women in every single country on Earth give foreign guys bonus points.
>>224800416https://youtu.be/pct1uEhAqBQ
too pooped to watch Akira, so I'm just gonna drink & lurk
>>224800452That doesn’t really make sense as a general rule. Foreignness can add some intriguing bonus points if a guy is already attractive, but it’s not like Canadian women are all swooning for the recently arrived horde of Indian migrants
>>224800452JBW desu. Doesn't work otherwise.
>>224800521I didn't say all foreign guys all get a bonus all the time, but realistically if there are 2 similar looking White guys and one is Canadian and the other French or British o algo, which one do you think is going to have an easier time with a woman here? This same pattern plays out throughout the world.
Saw a body cam where a Chinese dude got arrested and he had drugs in a car with a white woman and as they were putting him in the car he was going"This is fucking racism. It's because I'm Asian, huh?" And I'm like uh no it's because you had like a pound of cocaine in your car
there are dedicated wiki pages for some of the neighborhoods of Whitehorse, Yukon! The town only has 30k ppl, but I guess there's a lot of curious browsers like me around
>>224800370Was that during the investment summit?
>>224798458That is adorable.
>>224800606We trained millions of people to make these kinds of allegations because sometimes you get free stuff>ayo dats rayciss>sowwy here's $5,000,000
>>224800628
>>224800672Yeah, he first pitched the plan to Trudy years ago
>>224800694Very true
>>224800628The Canadian territories get to LARP as a bigger deal than their population would suggest, kind of like how low population states like Wyoming get just as many senate seats as California. Whitehorse may have the same population as an unnamed nothingburger area of Toronto, but Whitehorse gets nominal capital city status
>>224800701>Me when a BIPOC is sowaking
How do you guys stop your clitty leaking?
>>224800694My favourite was when everyone started saying “I can’t breathe” during every arrest bodycam video due to Fentanyl Floyd
>>224800824*Speaking
>>224800832Plug it up
Holy f*cking kino
>>224800824you like watching niggers soaking
>>224800832i dont have one
The mushrooms in my yard are sprouting up nicely
Chinese niggas be likehttps://youtu.be/-lGFpyuuchg?si=5n-ckEQnOVB3TGKk
>>224800895'member when channers had mushrooms growing from their cumrags
>>224800895are they the oobie doobie sort?
>>224799833eat something with fiber & sodium then drink water
>>224800801>40k inhabitants on the entire territory that's probably the size of Francethat must be wolftopia, like that movie with Liam Neeson and the one with Baldwin & Hopkins. Crazy such wilderness still exists.
Dad wants the grass cut now. Doesn't he realize I need to game and goon?
>>224801022rape him
>>224801022Parents just don't understand
>>224801080Fresh Prince ass post
>>224801100Carlton ass nigga
What are we gonna sell to the euros?
>>224801113
This man just posted my own reference at me
>>224801123high-grade pot, but somebody has to give the Germans a wake-up slap first
>>224801022You gotta fightFor your rightTo gooooooning!!!
>>224801123Oil, softwood lumber, potash, uranium, enslaved persons from India
>>224801123maple syrup
>>224801123Regulatory frameworks
>>224801150So youse was aware udda song beforehand?
Witnessed an Amish yesterday
What's an "Amish Yesterday"? Some kinda cocktail?
>>224801180>oilwith what pipeline?>softwood lumberthey don't need that much wood>potashgermany won't allow us competing with them>uraniumsure>enslaved persons from Indiathey are getting them straight from the source
>>224801295I saw an Amish person yesterday
>>2247992852016 purp style very vaporwave
>>224801295It's a sex act
for me it's the Polish bikeride
This girl gave me an Amish Yesterday, shit was so cash
/suc/united States United mexican states Canada
>>224801375/dum/ - Dominion of Canada, United States, Mexico
>>224800310Yaku best cat
Since Canada's being gay and fagging out with the Europoors, should they still be allowed here? Not for nothin I don't wanna post with just Mexicans tho
>>224801439St. Pierre et Miquelon
interdasting https://anyhumanever.com/
>>224801439You’re the one who quit the social club to take it up the ass from Israel at the expense of all other longstanding international relationships
>>224801375/sex/ - Sexico Estados unidos da america Xanada
>>224801123Cringeness
the coveted Jacobite carriage ride with glass bottom boat enhancer
Can we replace Canada with Jamaica? ME FI WAN TALK WID MI BRETHREN AND TING
>>224801501I rolled a girl born in the Valley of Mexico in 5715 BCE who died of diarrhea at age 4
/jew/ - Jamaica, Estonia, Wallonie
>>224801501>You have drawn a girl, born in 1382 BCE, in the Central Asian steppe. She was born, married at 20, had 6 children, lost her father at 40, lost her mother at 41, and died at 61 of pneumonia, with 4 surviving children and 7 grandchildren.My girl had a fighting spirit, cause that's a venerable age for that time and place afaik
/semen/ - Singapore Ethiopia Madagascar Estonia Nepal
Load up da ting, motherfucker.
>>224801579Battyman
>>224801501>A girl was born in 432 CE, in the Nile Valley, near present-day Khartoum; no name for her comes down to us. Her village counted about 550 people. She lived in a mud-brick and timber farmhouse. She was the fifth of the family's five children. Her father died when she was 11. She lived on sorghum and millet porridge, Nile fish, and okra, with seasonal dates. Her height was about 157 cm (5 ft 2 in).She had no children. The farthest she ever travelled was 3 days' walk, to a regional town or city. She spoke a Nilo-Saharan language; her faith was a local polytheistic religion. She spent her working life as a keeper of house and animals. She made her living on what the land and the animals gave. Halley's Comet crossed the sky when she was 19. At 20, she died of a lung infection.
>>224801710I hope this man doesn't slap my gf's assI would quiver in fear
Me love dem sweet jamaican yellow yams
My new roommate is a chiller. What was I so worried about again?
Saw a bitch selling her shein haul bullshit for $1 on vinted. Just throw that shit into the landfill girl yk it's gonna end up there anyway
>>224801785Yum
>>224801785so long as he's not The Cooler
>>224801810is vinted like depop?
>>224801785nocturnal rape
>>224801785"My new roommate chill af" - guy in for a rude awakening
>See job I have all the qualifications for>Tailor resume to fit the application>Study company website and write a gay ass cover letter>Send>Rejection email in 20 minutesJob seeking is the biggest humiliation ritual on the planet
>>224801501I’ve tried it several times now, and the only time I make it to adulthood is when I’m born a Chinese man
>>224801848Skill issue
>>224801810Fra, è megghio a nun parlà ca ngopp. Scrivimi ngopp 'a Vinted.
>>224801828vinted is more so for random second hand clothes depop is more fashion oriented i think
>>224801848The numbers are so fake. I guarantee unemployment is over 50% for men under 30
>>224801848the meta now is just quickly mass apply to everything you see, even if you have 20% of the skills they ask for
>>224801848Christ I hated job searching. I'm glad I been at the same company for 10 years
>>224801739I'd be doing her a favour bro, she needs the touch of a real man.
Recently applied to [popular tech store] got rejected because I didn't send them a video of myself doing the hokey pokey.
>>224801918The trick is how they define things. The unemployment rate only counts people actively looking for work. It’s not representative of the workforce participation rate, or the inverse thereof
His situation is deteriorating, thank god. Time to celebrate with a cold one
>>224801955
I just got my car back from the repair shop and it's all fixed :DI've had the same old car for 14 years and I love it very much. But with this recent problem I thought it was the end. But it's not the end! The old dog is back in action! Today is a good day.
>>224801902depop has a lot of women posting pictures of themselves in underwear
>>224801501VGH
>>224801992>SHU PROGRAM, NIGGA!
>>224802002all of the goys apply to the same 3 places and wonder why they're treated like jeets
i’ll let them build 50k data centers right on top of me if AI finds the cure for hair loss
>>224801981It also doesn't account for the underemployed, i.e. system administrators working as uberjeets drivers because nobody is hiring
>>224802014check your brakes right now
>>224801501no no non ononono onwait wait wait waitWAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT
>>224802062>tf>tpWhat the fuck would you even fucking know cock sucker
>>224802014Based, glad to hear it. Don't give them money for the new tablet jew car if you can avoid it. Older cars are to be cherished and coveted at this point. t. old car enjoyer
>>224801992Poor baby
>>224801887I once told this entire story how pasta fazool was brought here by Sicilians under Mussolini, but just y'day I read that it's actually a trad Venetian dish, making it trad among coastal Slovenians too, who have a largely Venetian culture. My dad once told me that, but he's a huge autist, he always misremembers facts and makes fanciful tales out of them.
>>224802017I knew a girl who did this on Yaga and some incel took her image, ran it through some ai undress tool and posted it on an escort site with her real contact information. She almost kys herself over it
>>224802113
Did the Indian lady go to Blizzard offices and tell them they have to do horny designs again? This is shocking from the company that removed painting of women in bikinis with paintings of fruit in classic WoW a few years ago.
>>224798458bebito puerco
jeet mad >>224802098
>>224801992Top G's, we need to assemble (after our earnings call and evening 5k run and midnight cigars)
>>224802138CoolIt's actually pasta fagiole, fazool is just how Italians said it in america
>>224802150kek
>>224801992This doesn't sound like Top G behaviour, sounds very BOTTOM G if you catch my drift. I wonder if they view him as a chad in prison and respect him. Would be funny to see him turn into some kind of Shotcaller and all of a sudden the Warden's brakes don't work on his car and guards mysteriously drown in their own bathtubs and shit.
>>224802162The most annoying thing with modern cars IMO is dealing with Bluetooth connections to phones>have to fuck around with it every time you get in the car>it’s always trying to default to the phone of someone else who isn’t the current driver>even when it does work, it starts doing stupid stuff like you start the car and it immediately starts playing music from your phone without you telling it to
>>224802205well among Slovenes that's pronounced roughly like pashta fahzhoh
>>224802242I don’t know why he would get respect. He isn’t actually powerful, he isn’t actually rich, and he doesn’t have an imposing build. He’s just a zesty lightskin nigga
>>224802242He's Validated. He's got the keys to the yard.
i'm 32 years old, 5'9", 150 lbs, have brown hair, blue eyes, and am unemployable
BENCHOD CHUTIA
>>224802330>He isn’t actually powerfulHe actually won several kickboxing tourneys
>>224802070Don't even worry about it lil nigga.
>>224802089Anything in particular i should look forfeit? Felt fine when I drove home. The brakes aren't that old. >>224802113Yeah me too. I had a rental a few months ago and there are some nice things about a new car. But I still like mine better.
>>224802357I meant the criminal subset of political power, like being a gang leader o algo
I got white boys bidding to buy a pair of amiri jeans for $500 I farted into 3000 times after dinner at benihana
We should bring this backhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blowing_from_a_gun
>>224802334You think he's puttin in work?
>>224802441lmao
>>224802344>5'9"I kid you not in the day of everyone wearing a variation of multicam the easiest way to tell if someone is an american at military bases around Europe is by their height. It's uncanny how they're always the shortest. Sometimes Brits are even shorter, but if you go by average it's always americans. I've yet to be wrong about this.
I want to jerk off. Every single day I want to blow my load
O I CAN'T HELP IT!
>>224802205also, Slovenia is the only country except for Italy where gabagool is considered traditional and enjoys an EU-protected regional designation!
>>224802472Yes. Fish got heart
>>224802520try nofap
>>224802491spelling and grammar are definitely indian coded
>>224802536
>>224802441why are they trying to imitate urkelkin?
>>224802553Those are just excerpts. The actual letter is even worse lol
>>224802539No free rides. Put this up your ass.*hands you some car keys and a Motorola RAZR*
>>224802597in the actual Balkans they're more inclined towards pastrami, cause that was acceptable to the Muslims and Jews who also dwelt there as beef salami, unlike here.
>>224802613looks like they've already infiltrated the army, oh no!
>>224802640She's cute in a puppy kind of way, not a sexual way
>>224802613It's enjoyable to see him bragging about how much they're going to shoot up the place and how many guns they have, despite the government's extreme gun bans and punishment of licensed gun owners for +5 years now. Not a good look for the shitlibs I must say. Almost like their little gun control schemes don't actually reduce gun crimes LOL.
Is 4chan lagging or is it just me
>>224802678Must be just you, we're doing fine over here
the pastrami that's in use in the US has its origin in Romania tho and is unlike that found from Croatia to Albania afaik. Bronze Age Pervert is one example of a Romanian Jew, and those were the Jews who started the deli business in NYC, it would seem
>>224802704>>224802637>>224802536
Here's your chance Canada. Go make a sale *gives you thumbs up*
indianpipo b like>explain me this
>>224802704If you're ever in California, fratm, go to The HatBest pastrami on the West Coast
>>224802533What if the mexicans invited you to the carney-asada
>>224802736I'm kind of interested in the topic because I've wanted to try a real Reuben sandwich for a while, but apparently you can't get that sort of pastrami here
It's almost time for my daily shit i can feel it
Buses in Mexico are far too expensive ffs. More expensive than the UK
indianpipo b like>greetings for the day
>>224802640“JAI SRI RAM” means the Bishnoi terrorist organization is Hindoo, not Mohammedan
>>224802765https://voca.ro/16Pkhfb0IJ0i
>>224802779then why dont you smoke it and steam it yourself
Canada is witnessing the birth of our first Indian Joker and I can't wait to see more from him. Some men just want to watch the world poo.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l7NpyOvDZs
>>224802786
>>224802825I'm a city NEET, I'm considering a sideline in streaming these days
>>2248028111.) Same thing2.) Who gives a fuck3.) They all need to go4.) see 1-3
https://youtu.be/nhkJalurRNUhttps://youtu.be/nhkJalurRNUhttps://youtu.be/nhkJalurRNUhttps://youtu.be/nhkJalurRNU
currently perusing r/love
>>224802852aw shucks, and I thought that was an AI rendition of all those people singing The Age Of Aquarius as a choir
>>224802852This you?
streaming sounds like a fun job until you realize your "colleagues" never emotionally developed past the 10th grade so you're constantly stuck in a giant high school dramafest
>>224802846What are your chances of winning if you don’t even understand the identity of your adversary?
the biggest fart that was ever farted
>>224802498yeah i got ripped off. all my cousins are at least 5'10" midwesterners. I don't know what happened
>>224802900no, goshpedo looks like this
I just need someone to tell me that whatever im thinking exists and what i am feeling is real. It doesn't even have to be comforting just the basest form of acknowledgment
>>224802904Isn’t that literally all jobs
>>224802904neat, every company has this department filled with those people you described, it's called "marketing" and will definitely be automated in our lifetime
>>224802858Why would you do that?
>>224802975only if you work in w*men heavy fields like teaching and nursing
Kids don't want to be scientists or inventors anymore they just wanna be influencers
Got the ammo in for the zastava tokarevGonna shoot it tonight, should be fun
>>224803013trying to see if i feel anything
For me its gen z boss and a mini
>>224802962You matter. You're heckin valid and real.
>>224802961he looks relatively normal
>>224802975There's a chinaman out there who assembled the phone this man posted from who wishes work was just a daycare with a 9-1 female ratio
>>224803041I am an itty bitty titties and a bob type of guy myself
its better to accept that white collar is now exclusively women and jeets, then plan your career around that
>>224803039You don't think you're capable of loving, Nonnie?
>>224803041secret product and a trench
>>224803063So true sister
>>224803079She's the ugliest there
Small tits big nipples is the gentleman's preference
>>224803100pretty much
>>224803015All jobs are woman-heavy now. 98% of jobs have gone to women in recent years
>>224803065nigga got no drip
For me it's 5'3 with an attitude
>>224803134She had the best danceDancing is analogous to sex. She is the one
ONE MORE GOD REJECTEDI HAVE YOUR BACK TO THE WALLONE MORE GOD REJECTED
>>224803146Do you not have a family?
>>224803149I wanna be employed at The Farm! That's where they took my old dog when I was a kid!
>>224803187Imagine feeling her engorged clitoris spreading your cheeks and probing it's way to your secret place
>>224803188just my mom
NEW>>224803205>>224803205
>>224803149>nonfarmWhy exclude the most male dominated job. Seems like libtard propaganda
>>224801501>get a jeeta from 1500AD>dies of diarrhea at 14Fitting
>>224801501>Start>Draw location >Ganges plain>Close tab
>>224803038Do some reloading and get some pissin' hot ones on the go
