Big fat fucking seals edish
Planning on making a peanut butter sandwich for toil lunch, what's the verdict on also having butter in it? Or just straight peanut on bread? What are the rules? Not putting jam in it like heathen from the colony.
>>224784676Is there really a woman canadian posting here? Does she enjoy being treated without any gender bias when discussing? I respect that.
>>224784676yanks entering the thread
>>224784700No and no
>>224784694hello 6 year old
>>224784694>Not putting jam in it like heathen from the colony.You are missing out then
>>224784712Hi
>>224784676>haha they're fat so it's funny heckin chonkerinoheart disease isn't funny these niggas need to lose some weight
>>224784710Miss Tranada the janita
Ktim
just witnessed someone admitting to being underage
>>2247847456 in seal years is like 47 in human years
>>224784700yes and i don't know
>>224784732Seals have a spare heart for exactly this reason, redundancy for rotundity.
>>224784743bought a nice new car and felt nothingdealer put a bow on it and insisted on a photo and I was very uncomfortable
>>224784700shut up mate
>>224784769they have a spare heart because that guy stole mine <3
>>224784769would drop-kick that little cunt over that fence
just been down greggs for my bacon roll. was running late and all the food's been stolen already
>>224784780They are collecting them, soon they will have a monopoly on hearts world over. They're not even trying to hide it. >>224784786You'd do nothing
>>224784676>>224784694>>224784725>>224784769>>224784807i love them very much ok
mad how seals aren't great at swimming (compared to dolphins and fish), and they aren't very good at moving at land, but just good enough at both to survive
>>224784813I do most of these. I don't need a fucking poster to remind me to do it, and no I don't fucking want a gold star for it.
>>224784676The name's Kenobi... Obi-Wan Kenobi. But most people just call me... Kenobi
>>224784807
>>224784891*throws a pencil at the back of your head*
Bumhole
Pineapple Chimp says No.
>>224784880
Consider a sumptuously executed forward defensive.
anpanman is an absolute masterpiece of mecha anime with top tier animation and elite robot designs
Not sure I can get on board with the compared to sister upset mother gimmick
>>224784980bit rubbish isn't it really
Did Australia get electricity later than the rest of the world education standards
just tore my penis offgot no need for it
Is there anything more runtish than owning a yapping dog? Should be legal to punt them with steel toe cap boots.
the swede at halloween buying a tub of mascarpone
>>224784777Kek, trips of truth
>>224785002Australian Aboriginal cultures were inventing entirely new penis surgeries using stone tools before your civilization even had the concept of genital mutilation.
>>224784813This was seized from a Sons of Silence MC clubhouse in an fbi raid by the way
is bigfoot halloween coded
>>224785082loltv depictions of 1% clubs are so gay
>>224785100yes he is ok
>>224785100shut up mate
>>224785080Education standards Australia lower than Western world
kek, love shutupmate lad
>>224784912t.
>>224785100big FEET!
>>224785110sc
considering sparrows
MC members when interviewed: "I just craved that brotherhood and liked not living by society's standards" when they had to clean shit and fetch drinks and polish bikes and incriminate themselves while prospecting while their president is convicted of rape and half the members are army veterans.
hairy leathery hobbitess soles
nth for the lush pussdem
>>224785172love the humble sparrow and very much enjoy listening to their happy chirps while they get their scran from the feeders in the garden
>>224785185I like the bikies they go vroom vroom
>>224785208when she goes outside she'll be looking like the kids from a unicef advert
>>224785208bizarre video
got fired last week :/
>>224785263what you go and do that for then?
>>224785263im hiring a houseboy. are you a twink?
Why doesn't she look Indian? Indian posters from another board said she's Pakistani and that's why she has European features. I have no idea. Thought I'd ask the experts.
Rather damp from the walk from carberg to toil. Someone needs to invent a coat for your legs pronto.
>>224785228Yeah but looking into the histories of the 1%ers, they are all fucked. Always some contest between cliques in the same club, strict hierarchies and you had to please the ego and not outshine some bums who revelled in sadism and would sell their own mothers.Have you heard of Michael O'Farrel, or "Irish"? He was number 2 in the Hells Angels, convicted of mass rape of a 15-year old along with other bikers. So much for not accepting "chomos" in prison, right?
>>224785263file a suit citing discrimination against sexually-challenged folk
>>224785297she looks like a mix between Indian and maybe some of the stan countries
someone explain how this is a crime*in bristolian accent*alrigh' me lover mind if a smell yer fee'just one cheers
>>224785308wear a trench coat to work
>>224785312They really get romanticised as daring rebels living outside of the yolk of society, but in actuality they're just too retarded to function. Having read a few books about the 70s California hells angels I can honestly say that there is nothing about their lifestyle that I'd like to experience, all just seems fucking horrendous.
>>224785331whats illegal about this? nothing wrong with asking that. they're allowed to say no
Only real niggas 4chan and drive
>>224785342Yeah but then when I take it off everyone will be able to see my willy and bum.
>3 back to back cutscenes (have to be individually skipped)>walk 5 yards>cutscene>talk to this person>cutscene>do X (unskippable pseudocutscene plays out)why won't games just let me play
>>224785331another one of life's simple pleasures ruined by a meddling bureacracy
>>224785222I got a bird feeder and bag of seeds a few days ago. Filled it, hung it outside the window. It's first floor so the evil bastard neighbour cats can't get the little tweety birds. Can't remember why I brought it up with ChatGPT but it turns out we're not supposed to feed them seeds until November because of some disease going round. Got to bin 600g of birdseed now.
>>224785312I'm from California I know all about them. My dad saw one HA whip a guy with a chain that owed him money. They've been involved with drug trafficking and murder for many decades. I see mostly Vagos or Mongols around socal though, the HA don't like to wear their patches in public..
morning i cant be bothered
>>224785364dis nigga wearin white socks omds
>>224785364literally rorke's creps lmao you runt where you get those, shoezone?
>>224785364>skinny polyester joggersare u bent and poor
>>224785394american
>>224785388Yh problem?>>224785394Nike website I think or jd can’t remember >>224785402Bit of both like
>>224785380Could just hang on to the seed. It's only finches really that suffer from the pox. It's also mainly flat bird feeders that are the problem because the birds shit on it and then other birds frolic in that shit, if it's just a hanging one it's less of a problem. I've just started putting my seed back out since the fruits are done for.
>>224785263unlucky pal, time to go cap in hand to the jobcentre or start flogging knockoff vapes down the high street
Got worked up because someone was wrong on reddit but when I went to argue back with them they've deleted their comments, so that proves I was right but I can't really revel in it. I fucking hate that gay website.
I like the patches though some of them look pretty cool
bank just called me offered me a sex job
might go for a ride on my bike tomorrow
This one is my favorite.
>>224785364Rorke's creps
that's the night's youtube sorted
>>224785481Dunno why ur hating nothing wrong with 97s
>>224785502lmao check out dis nibba's drip
>>224785308aye mate leggings for lads is the next big thing, stop oot in this Baltic wind an yer shins will snap aff like icicles
>>224785502This is the dullard who posts meal deals btw.
guys don't /brit/ and drive you don't want you last thoughts before you head go through a tree to be Rorke
One day you’ll learn how to start appreciating people, for now you must lose them all.
should I go to the Turkish spot on my lunch break
>>224785308They're called galoshes
>>224785511Thanks bro>>224785527No that’s not me
>>224785527thick bastard aren't you
>>224785540only if you post what you're getting
>>224785559rattled
>>224785554that red symbol means you’re tailgating the car in front of you. probably not smart to be doing that while on your phone too fucking spastic
>>224785567yes im rattled at how retarded you are
>>224785573no rattled because you've been done. stop spamming meal deals
>>224785561I'm thinking beef or lamb skewers, comes with rice and salad and some sauce
>>224785582thick bastard
>>224785502sometimes feel like I'm the only one who dresses with any semblance of class, today I have a freshly steamed light blue button down oxford shirt, quality grey chinos and my brogues on paired with sunglasses
Right well that's me hungover isn't it
>>224785540what do you do for work? how come sometimes you work all through the night but today you're doing something with a lunch break
Rorke's pillows
>>224785584you've been done. repeating the same phrase over and over isn't gonna help you
>>224785502How do you leave the house looking like that, do you have no respect for yourself?
>>224785585https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/light%20blue%20button%20down%20oxford%20shirt/country/gb/page/1/do you think maybe spending your entire life on 4chan hasn't benefited you?
>>224785604no i havent. but you're a low IQ mong
Got a 2 hour meeting in 3 minutes
>>224785354That's the line they present, because indeed it would be nice to live outside of the grid, riding your motorcycle with your friends and going places. But these guys had worse obligations and a far more systemic attitude than the average commuter.>>224785381If you have ever watched the "Hells Angels" docu, from 1983, it is half-edited with another documentary from 1973 on the Aliens MC, the club that patched over and became the HA of New York. Well in that 1973 docu about the Sliens, it shows how they were partying at a lake and a family ran into them with their car. The dad complained that they were hogging the lake so they beat him with chains in front of his wife and child. And Big Binnie from them, who is always "remembered fondly", threw his gf through a window from up high in a building killing her, for refusing to give him a blowjob.These are the people who complain about the world going woke. Does their argument have the same validity as mine when I say the system has incorporated lgbt rhetoric as a current form of "human rights" in the name of which war campaigns are justified? How many times have you heard zionists say "those people you defend, they throw gays from the roof!".
>>224785607What causes someone to do this? Been over 3 years...Genuinely bizarre behaviour
>>224785583sounds a little boring compared to what i was expecting, probably still good.do they do those little sucuk sausages
>>224785481Rorke's creps is an all time classic board moment ngl
>>224785629shut up mate
I only ever wear yeezys because theyre comfortable
>>224785568Not arsed>>224785606I’m one of the better dressed people in my area stop hating bro we all getting to the moneyyyyy
Brought my phone into the kitchen while I do the dishes and nearly chucked my phone in the sink with the rest of the dishes haha
poo loading
>>224785585bro went full corporate NPC uniform
>>224785616hs?
>>224785394They came free with a broadband connection>>224785585>broguesAre you from the occupieds?
>>224785593I have a side gig on the weekend -Friday/Saturday sometimes. >>224785600great post >>224785631It's the most tender skewers I've ever eaten and it's fairly cheap for the quality, it comes with freshly baked breadyes they have sucuk and adana kebap, it's one of my favorite spots in the city if not my favorite, best lentil soup
>>224785607taking receipts from three years ago is properly unhinged behavior ngl
>>224785622Yeah that's the old hells angels of 50 years ago. I lived down the street from a hells angel and his house was the quietest one on the block. It was him and his wife and kids and none of them were loud or disrespectful. He'd only wear his patch when loading bikes from his garage to go off on a run with his partners. The modern day mc guys don't bother me. I've lived around them my entire life and my dad was close to them, they befriended him and would give him rides home on their choppers when he was in high school.
find chubby girls the fittest and would love to shag one but think waking up in the morning next to her would make me shove a drill bit through her temple
Drinking that KA Grape
>>224785631You can sucuk my sausage mate hahahahaha
>>224785706i think you're mad you were just fooled by it
>>224785714mental how this captures my entire sexuality perfectly
>>224785714>find chubby girls the fittestit's true, best shag
>>224785669you were easily tricked
/r/ukdrillreckon the mandem post here or is it all nerdy lil white bros larping as london black youths
>>224785640NPC behaviour really, no courageous free thinker (white) would ever buy a rappers branded shoes. Same thing as women buying Kardashian shit innit
sarah cooper lesadd is fit
imagine stressing over what sneakers randos on an imageboard wear when your own room smells like stale energy drinks and unwashed laundry>>224785723not even mad, just laughing at how hard you're biting into obvious bait mate
>>224785734you're confused mate. think you replied to the wrong post or summat
>>224785741yeh you definitely dont seem upset
>>224785709That reads like a youtube comment under a MC member interview
>>224785736Find me an equally comfortable shoe
>>224785732See people saythis all the time but don't get it. Surely all that fat just gets in the way. Am a virginfreak though so I wouldnt know
>>224785747another one of your low IQ traits. unable to follow conversations.
whats a good middle ground shoe between a boot and a trainer? for casual use
imagine buying birdseed just to read a chatgpt warning and binning 600 grams of it like an absolute NPC>>224785749nah completely zen mate, just pointing out the obvious projection
>>224785760I have no way of doing that because I have never and will never put yeezys on my delicate feet so I will have no frame of reference. It's an impossibility.
>>224785750You're whining about some fucking film you watched you pussy shut up. Without media you wouldn't have any experience with anything would you
>>224785776yeh you definitely seem zen. not agitated in the slightest lmao
Oh to be a seal frolicking in the waves without a care in the world.
>>224785780i think his only exposure to reality is via the internet
Emma Watson does smelly farts.
>>224785762I'm not talking about fat, I'm talking like 5-7kg above normal even 10 if it sits well on her, I like big asses and something to grab on, but the skin has to be tight with no folds and flabby shit or cellulite
>>224785792Sounds like it
Yeah love seals me
had a dream last night i was dating yung miko and then she wanted to break up after i moved to puerto rico to see her
imagine stressing this hard over birdseed and chatgpt warnings when a seal just spends its whole day splashing about without a single thought in its head>>224785782fair cop mate, you got me there
>>224785772These >>224785502
>>224785799You must have a good pic to demonstrate? And surely its a slippery slope, greedy enough to get that big wil always end up getting bigger?
Mate only sends voicenote messages now, he's basically lost the muscle memory that comes with typing on an iphone. Spastsic cunt. What would have been a 5 word message becomes a 2 minute rambling voice note.
>>224785836he looks more arab than european though
>>224785838Mumberg sends voice notes, I just ignore them
>>224785834Hot
how long can you work a part-time job after graduating uni before people start asking you why you havent found something full-time yet? sick to bastard death of the office job hiring process, need everyone involved stranded in the outback while covered in kangaroo pheromones
>>224785834Expected this to be satire but by the end I'm absolutely convinced this is real. Fucking boomers lol
>>224785834More like job wank
>>224785834that's based and you know it
OP is a diddyfoid and was doxed before
>>224785819Not really I don't save pics of girls, let me see. You know that pic of the beautiful chubby girl wearing a dress next to her pic when she lost weight with a bathing suit. Something like that.
ripping one of those three foot long bongs in an airplane bathroom giving old grannys in the front row asthma attacks after i leave
I am not complicit
>>224785869Advise you to try not to get worked up by the ragebait my friend, it isn't doing you any favours
tesco strawberry jam doughnut with a black coffee and perhaps a tad of the vapage
>>224785869She got doxxed for it, yeah.
>>224785819>>224785876Something like Kat Dennings for example
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7XL4ZBfUqEget your energy tariffs fixed pronto de lads
what happens to that village if they actually do leave the UK?
>>224785875I'm a what now?
>>224785838fucking hate this shit it's so selfishconvinced people who do it just don't respect other people's time, browns especially love it
Might play fallout New Vegas for the 100th time, but I am also waiting for the new Total War Warhammer 3 update. Might just stare at my screen all day and do nothing instead, and repeat tomorrow.
>>224785908its nothing more than a symbolic gesture
>>224785899Like prime Bryce Dallas Howard?>>224785917Last time I saw him I was sick on his head while he was asleep and then sprayed liquid ass vomit up his wall on purpose so we'll call it even
>>224785899mummy i want bitty
pissing it down innit
>Stone entered the sex industry as an exotic dancer, which he did for ten years.[3] In 1997, he began performing in adult films. Stone appeared as the monster in the 2001 parody film Hung Wankenstein.
>>224785917this literally nearly fell out with a mate of this because i'm being "autistic" and i'm like you're just being really selfish, and the problem is if i just voicenote him back then i'm part of the problem too. thing is just ignore his voicenotes unless i've wronged him and feel like he has a bit extra leeway so it's like he is forced to write it out if he wants to do shit with me lol>>224785927holy fuck how can u complain if this is what u do fuck me
*enters /brit/*
>>224785927>Like prime Bryce Dallas Howard?Yes exactly!
>>224785927shreiking
>>224785939rorkes little willy twitching at this
>>224785910In Reno?Do you go to Reno?I’m pretty sure this is Reno university
>>224785968im fully rock hard diamond erect actually
>>224785939Is ofcom going to do anything about him and gb news or too busy trying to ban 4chan still
You've not lived until you've eaten an indian, taken laxatives and stool softeners, and tactically aimed it at your mate in his house. bonus point if you can make him sick and then make him tread in said sick
I see the spastic shit mongs are in this morning then
>>224785979three and a quarter inches of british steel
>>224785997I've eaten Indian iykwim
>>224785997
>>224785780Shut up mate
>>224786012yourself included?
>>224785995I think Ofcom should investigate you instead
>>224785939wait is gb news in erm 7 thingy street just outside westminster where they have a lot of the tv studios
>>224786022Ew. Remind me not to kiss you
Its cold, gonna turn the heating on
poo for tea
cooking my nans smegma bolognese recipe
>>224786044don't give in
quite some posts today
doing quite the post
>>224786038No > Under UK broadcasting regulations serving politicians are strictly barred from presenting news programs or adopting the role of a newsreader, interviewer, or reporter unless there is exceptional editorial justification
Girlffriends a bit skinny, could do with a few kilos more. Don't want to mention it to her in case she goes overboard and just gets fat. Might just have to somehow sneak calories into her food
>>22478603937 Albert Embankment in Lambeth ok
>>224786043its good mate
>>224786098ahh thanks no i was thinking about millbank i think it's called just outside HoP
>>224785927You're thinking of Christina Hendricks, BDH was never a chubbette
>>224786088shut up mate
>>224786057>>224786068POO HOWLING
need to lose weight
>>224786124GG FUCKIN EZ!Hey don’t say that!
>>224786075>>224786082Poosting, as it were
Why is he so desperate to fit in?
>>224786082'member that vid of the bloke in scotland shoving a bollard up his arse and there was visible poo all over it afterwards its a tourist landmark n everything now, there's stickers and stuff all over it
entering a state of flow
>>224786141repulsive
>>224785815Imagine not being able to reply directly to the person you have a problem with like a pathetic worm. Look me in the eye if you have something to say you fucking girl.
off to visit the poo bollard
>>224786154I bet you shove dingos up your arse with vegemite
>>224786141not your photo but vile nonetheless
>>224786141
>>224786132>>224786146>>224786175can you please just post somewhere else instead
leftypol going on a pilgrimage to the poo bollard and sucking it
fire engines parked on the road. that's me dead then
>>224786181chubby
>>224786181lol, fatso>>224786183Shut up mate
>>224786141So this is malaponte
Greekmong has to be one of the most painfully unfunny cunts to ever post hereIt's actually mental
>>224786181twink hunter physique
>>224786172Genuinely wheezing at this picture of brazza
Is it a lock?
>>224786181You ever suck a cock?
>>224786203have a vague recollection that back in the day he posted photos of his crotch rot
>>224786235No why
>>224786233what even is the point of such small bets
root canal surgery done, will be having my crown in November, cost £800 altogether
>>224786217tries very hard to fit in and be funny but he just exposes himself as a cringey neek every time. obviously the same in school
>>224786235Yeah once at uni when I was experimenting with my sexuality. >>224786219 is right I am twink hunter but top only.
>>224786242Would you like to?
>>224786233>>224786235nice rhymes
>>224786244
all my towels are in the washing machine. 60c so they get a proper clean
>>224786257bro reading /brit/ like a poem
>>224786252>experimenting with my sexualityLMAO, bender
>>224786272It's 2026 and you still think gay is an insult? Grow up.
>>224786233haaland might not even start and definitely won't play 90. get it on a sure thing instead
why can't they use general anesthesia for teeth surgeries
>>224786253U are crazy bro
>>224786284because pathetic poofters like you die under general
>>224786284because it's dangerous for some people and requires a specialist anaesthetist and loads of prep
In this worrrlddddddddddif you readthepapers DARLING
>>224786217will never understand why he insists on being here when the only replies i see to his posts are hostile, his covid ocd obsessions clearly just broke what was left of his brain and now we're the ones tasked with being his digital carerscunt gives off desperate autistic former abused child vibes. profoundly off-putting individual even through text on a screen alone which is insane
>>224786154used to live next to it, mental that it's less than 300m away from where this happened so it's entirely possible scarlett johansson has touched the poo bollard
I get bulking tips from jackfitness
>>224786306Shove some bollard dingo up your arse with vegemite and leave the funko pop psychology to reddit next time.
>>224786252clocked ur tea xx
>>224786325just do the opposite of what he does
Get the farkin seals posted then
>>224786181it's weird because you obviously have good broad shoulders but you look like incredibly unmasculine otherwise with no body hair small nipplesrelatively weak traps and lats and almost no six pack definition/adonis belt.like you look kinda sexless but not unattractive
>>224786347dont tell me what to do you fucking cunt
>>224786350
>>224786342you are so desperately fucking unfunny it causes me genuine physical discomfort literally winced reading thiswhy do you still insist on being here
Posting only the best sealhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVcP2-RF0Aw
>>224786353What are the traps?
>>224786355square up then
mental how the Iapetus Ocean, the vanished sea that once separated early North America from Europe, closed roughly 490-390 million years ago. That collision built the range now split into the Highlands, Norway's mountains and the Appalachians.
>>224786363some people genuinely have nothing better to do than receive abuse online. literally all they have going in their lives.
Adding all seals to filters. Sick of these vile creatures.
>>224786310which city was it again im trying to find the pic of limmy touching it
>>224786368the bit attaching shoulders to neckhe has traps of someone who never works outbut obviously he does to have shoulders like that/delts/biceps
>>224786363Poofter auszilian
>>224786379What the fuck are you talking about? America and Europe are still divided by sea
>>224786279You like fitness huh? Fit ness balls in your mouth
>>224786383glasgow, it needs a pin on google maps
I’m sexless and unattractive apparently. I should just kill myself
>>224786392do you have any real life friends at all? have you ever?
>>224786391He only weightlifts>>224786408VAROMETRING
>>224786421same haha
did an absolutely *massive* loose poo the other day. a LOT of loose poo and a full bladder, all out at once. it was insane.
>>224786427>>224786434DINTERING
>>224786405>>224786431>>224786448
think he deleted it on one of his meltdowns
New. Now.
>>224786281Already lost money on your last "sure thing"
>>224786452bro searched "ate up"
here you go>>224786473>>224786473>>224786473
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
