>>224788051how is this related to british culture?
>>224788072It’s what the average Briton looks like circa 2100
>>224788080she cute
>>224788080
listening to russian music
gazump!
listening to a recording of me raping my own arse
>>224788107grow up
>>224788096there’s some good stuff there under the mountain of slop
>>224788096I like Pinkshinyultrablasthttps://youtu.be/JapXsP_x2Ac
black penises
>>224788107chad gets away with this btwshe probably did go over and squelch on his member
I don't know why you all tolerate foreign flags making your new editions
>>224788117>>224788122https://youtu.be/4DQ9BCq6l-g?t=102The classic
>>224788051Imagine quadroon triplets growing in her womb
>>224788149having foreign servants do the undesirable grunt work is lindy
>>224788149if i made a new non-jf edition i'd get banned for spamming/flooding
hi
>>224788149Let the foreigners do the hard work whilst I sit back and shitpost
pmssadn
why did Scotland never have their own IRA
>>224788133what's your height/weight/race/willy size
>>224788195scots helped build britain
>>224788195They're all on the junk
>pusty juice
>>224788176The big sniffers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My_FCRu8mnM
get the bames INget the wames OUT
>>224788173*diagonally bisects you with my katana*
>>2247882085’10”/84kg/white/15cm
>>224788195Ireland got fucked up by the UK. Scotland did the fucking up.
13 year old biomass foid
>>224788235>15cmbrutal
you ever just have a think about how awful your life is?I mean actually thinking and not just distracting yourself with 4chan or videogames or music
>>224788234what the fuck you done that for
Settling in to Autumn.
hahaha lads im off to have a poo nah hahahahaha
Going to start making YouTube videos I thinkMight be good to produce something for once
cumming balls deep in a four n twenty pie
i'm like hell nah, i live in poo wong
>>224788319Might give it a watch
aw naur
>>224788319make videos reacting to brit threads
>>224788107>member
going around shagging police cars up the tailpipe when theyre stopped at red lights
>>224788195why would they?
>>224788319Transitioning from consumer automaton to producer hero is a big shift. It's like going from NPC slave to an ensouled human. People will treat you differently.
Might start on the old drawing pictures of moss
>>224787735 #Profound wisdom. Must have gained growing up it in your bogan trailer park.
rorkes google history its rorkes google historycute kittens kittens playing puppy chasing ballbaby bunnys frolicking in field
>King to urge AI leaders 'not to lose control of our destiny' at Scotland summit
>>224788432Mum made me get rid of all my moss because it was "making the conservatory stink"
>>224788486fuck that we need to go balls to the wall on ai, 10% chance of human extinction 90% of supercharged productivity and everyone being rich, sounds like a win-win to me
>>224788465:)
tooth hurts hope it's temporary if it's gonna hurt permanently I'd do nothing but my life is gonna be even more unbearable than it already is
I liked heathermongs jar jar binks phase
picking off my nans eczema flakes and eating them
They doom about the 10% chance of human extinction but they never admit the 90% chance of catgirl AI gfs
>>224788431saaaaarrr
had a really good gimmick idea but I forgot to write it down and forgot what it was
>>224788534you'll do no- oh....carry on, then
Steve was a good gimmick. One night and done. Maybe not gimmick of the year but a contender
diarrhea
>>224788506everyone losing their jobs and being killed off to conserve resources for the elite, actually
>>224788563quick rundown on the Steve gimmick?
>>224788543Looks like I rattled the consumer runt cage. Genuine question, not trying to antagonise you, so try and stay calm for this next part: do you still have an imagination?
>>224788096You should listen to Marina Rasputina
>The FBI has just withdrawn bestiality as an automatic bar to joining the service Mousey, your time has come mate
Here's a WoW Forever beta key I got with McDonald's points if anyone wants it4NGJBRHDJ6NJHVNXTXTWF
>>224788568*chunky coffee mug slurping sounds*
>>224788506The tech billionaires will use their AI powered terminators to kill us. No way they pay us morons to get drunk, stoned and shagged.
>>224788591https://desuarchive.org/int/search/username/steve/country/gb/Can't tell if iy was Mousey on a mad one, someone larping as Mousey, or what
>>224788591Just a gimmick I did last night and I want everyone to keep posting about it still so I'm bringing it up to create a false sense of interest in it. I'll do it again later!
my nappy is almost full :/
>'I was given electric shocks to knock the homosexuality out of my brain'
>>224788308mental illness
>>224788666is yall heard it tho
Bhai, I don't wear perfume, I wear presence. Six sprays minimum, otherwise what is the point? Oud, saffron, rose, amber, whatever has the highest projection. If I cannot smell myself from the next room, I consider it a weak fragrance. My mother says I smell like a wedding, my neighbours say I smell like a temple, and I say they simply don't understand perfumery. Longevity 12 hours minimum. Anything less is water.
https://youtu.be/OBrwwZbDrTg
There's no way this nigga is still seething about people wearing fragrances
can't (and i mean this) be arsed
>>224788662aw naur
>>224788698the first hole you penetrate is her nostrils
>>224788682s
the best thing for this planet is human extinction. we just cant be trusted to look after it properly
was heathermong behind mr smelly spam?
>>224788705https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uY-goxZ-tc
bossman just flexed his bank account balance for some reason. bit weird
got tinnitus from setting off firecrackers inside
>>224788741thought that was obvious
>>224788698scr done them again
shitest gimmicks>bradley>gif fuck off>thumbnail poster>cravendale and poo smells>New creps
new jacket just arrivedwhat do you guys think?
don't interact with people me
>>224788751What was it?
>>224788761all mine
>>224788805gay if you wouldnt
in the time it's taking to decrystalize my honey I could have gone to the shops and bought honey that isn't 5 years oldthat's my in the time it's taking to decrystalize my honey I could have gone to the shops and bought honey that isn't 5 years old story
>>224788805
>>224788111>>>224788761
>>224788788£350k
hello all. t'is I, roake
roake was a classic gimmick
>>224788761
>>224788761>thumbnail posternew to this forum what was wrong with his thumb?
right then
having a child makes you feel 10 years younger pulled my dick red raw though. need to leave it for a week but it's hard
started watching mr inbetween and screaming because it's exactly like I imagine every australia poster to be
i love the poster of my thumbnail i've got on the wall
>>224788903kino
>>224788899Over decades, thousands of vulnerable children—predominantly white working-class girls—were groomed, drugged, and abused by criminal gangs in towns like Rochdale, Rotherham, and Telford
>>224788899starting to think this Rorke thing isn't a joke
>>224788899
that pussy pic was so gross i became gay
>>224788899Scott needs his head whacked by a psychiatrist
i dunna poo lol
remember blue waffle? remember bme pain olympics?i remember being absolutely baffled that anyone would cut their cock or bollocks off for sexual gratification since you can only do it once, then what
>>224788968did you forget what happened in 50 towns and cities over the last few decades?
dire thread
>>224788997>bme pain olympicsSomeone showed me this when I was like 11 years old and it didn't phase me at all. I'm almost certain it was all fake
um
>>224788899are people in brit really reading 'raped to death by boat people' tweeted by someone with 'doge' in their username and thinking it is a sincere post?
>>224789001>when she bends over and her belly touches her thighs FUCKKKKK KFUCKKK FUCKK
>>2247882085'7/63kg/white/erect 6.5 inchesvirginal status: incel
>>224788997Mental that we were just looking at that shit on the school computers
>>224789016r9k is here so yeah
>>224788997remember tubgirl?
Nobody has ever loved r9k posters in their life They will never know what love is
glod
Made a database catalogue software for my fossil collection, now the boring job of taking pictures and uploading them to the application. Might leave it for another day
>>224788080it's what the average london slag looks like now
>>224788928leftypol is a feral beast, he needs to be taken out back and shot.
>>224789103afrocarribeans no longer exist
>>224789103right 2 would absolutely eat their arseholes alive
getting a big mad the cost of halls I thought it was mad when I saw they were charging 7k for my old one lolholy shit just checked it's at 10k now
right well that's britain soil dried out for the next 2 years minimum
>>224789114as opposed to a dead arsehole?
>>224789125it's raining here at my house
>>224789122lmao i paid £2500 a year back in 2006
>>224789037Hopefully not
>>224789131not a necrophiliac you see
>>224789125andy still hasnt done his weather machine e-learning
>>224789135its been raining for 2 weeks straight here and the soil is still bone dry after a day of sun.
>>224789131Yeah some people like that so what
Sir Hosepipe Ban
bored of life
>>224789122universities take more students than there are rooms to accommodate them so landlords can take the piss with rentssome people i knew had to stay in the next town over which completely fucked their whole experience since they couldn't go on the piss past midnight cause they'd miss the last bus imagine trying to convince a bird to commute 40 minutes to some grim shithole to shag instead of walking 10 minutes
I do not understand the push for RTO The workers already know they can do the job at home you are never going to trick them into thinking they need to be at the office again.
https://youtube.com/shorts/0O2a7jGXNjc?is=JPKamynQK4aw-Nxi
>>224789173only boring people get bor–AHHHHH*is suddenly swallowed up by a giant previously unnoticed sinkhole*
>>224789103wood berry it in several of them
>>224789181its because they pay massive amounts for their offices so want them used.
>>224789181the option to wfh is one of the biggest steps forward in working conditions we've seen since the 5 day working weekdefinitely comes at the cost of some productivity but what's the purpose of a society, to maximise what each worker can contribute to the economy or to maximise the life quality of each worker
any civil service lads in? i have a question
my worldview is primarily based upon whatever macklemore says on instagram
The goyim are going mental over work QoL again
>>224789103which university halls accomodation is this? looks kinda familiar
Macklemore says picky bits
>>224789235*raises paw*
>>224788899Rorke isn't right in the head
>>224789247JUST POIMPED UP BY SOME SHIT FROM THE THRIFT SHOP
insane in the bloomin membrane
reading the full unredacted epstein files
Wtf? Just don't work. The British Government are giving lads a generous stipend to stay out of trouble without all the song and dance that comes with "working from home".
>>224789261on some job adverts, im seeing expectations of 60% attendance in the office. how strictly is that enforced?
>>224789181neets here will say something about shekelsbergthe reality is that 90% of people doing wfh are just typing some shit into claude and taking 3 hours off to do somethingi do this and everyone else i work with does this. companies are now realising
>>224789181It's less productive and for the average person just not healthy to sit inside the house all day with no real communication or socialisingIt's good to bring people back into the office with the caveat of having that flexibility to work from home as and when it's needed
>>224789276good post this
truly absurd how long it takes me to find a film that i actually want to watchmust've seen about a million trailers in my life
sir civil service
Clacton on the sea? More like cracka-ton on the chud.
>>224789316Never watched a movie trailer in my entire life
>>224789233The former obviously, so that a very small few can have the best possible life quality
Rorke - Titular Councillor
hi can i get uhhhhh an umburger!
Nidoran-F between the levels of like 17 and 24 is when they're technically the most breedable, okay? That's biological. That's a fact. Alright, I'm just stating facts. That's all I'm doing
Dragging zoomers out of their smeggy bedrooms into the office is going to do wonders for their currently atrocious social skillsMight even teach them to have a bit of respect for how they present themselves and get a bit of pussy on the side
176392 - soybooru.com - amphibian animal britain british cheddar cheese closed_mouth clothes england engla...ean flag food frog green_skin lips looking_at_you nas_focus neutral not_a_soyjak object_on_head pepe tshirt united_kingdom.png
My life a reggaeton
never watch a teaseroh teasing me are you? bent
>>224789288kekbarely, though it depends on the team - it's a top down rule that doesn't get enforced too strictly once it filters down. 1-2 days a week would be standard, you can definitely slip a few weeks by without going in especially if you give some reason whyjobs with certain security clearance require 100% attendance which is non-negotiable
sir subwoofer lullaby
>>224789360take the piss
DPD won't accept "my arse" as the designated safe space
just been summarily executed
>>224789408good man
>>224789351>do wonders for their currently atrocious social skillsIt won't.>Might even teach them to have a bit of respect for how they present themselvesWe care deeply about how we present ourselves.>and get a bit of pussy on the sidePussy comes from apps, not the office Christmas party.
>>224789395my arse is definitely not safe
Not supposed to be raining right now according to metoffice yet it is
here's how corbyn can still win:
n word
despise how people now refer to training sessions or courses a "a training". "i did a training on this topic" sounds so stupid.
RORKEvLEFTYPOL
>>224789408corr bet that hurt
I live in Hertford, Hertfordshire, England.
rorke describing different races as 'colourways'
>2 Year old Euthanised in world's first under patient under 12.
>>224789426sir metoffice hater
>>224789452As do I.
>>224789455bring back the retro colourways
just had my cock and balls chopped off
it’s so funny watching irish people stutter and stumble trying to speak irish, most raped people on earth
>>224789484Fuck off you doWhere
Essex reporting in
https://youtube.com/shorts/9fTCPAqlM4o?is=izGHyS799yqZenZwPOV: horse trainer girl
need an independent england without all the celtic nonsense to form a complete and total union with the proud nation of japan
Eating like a king - a Burger King™
>>224789460Nice.
>>224789503bet your family will enjoy that feast, good man
>>224789494they really just don't give a shit, learning a language isn't that hard if you actually care about it. You would think being a celtic nationalist larper type would be all the motivation you'd need.
>>224789503So technically, according to the strict law of the Torah, not one Gentile in the world deserves to live.
Used to live in Harlow if that's good enough
>>224789517My family consists of me at lunchtime and me at dinner time
>>224789530right that's far too close to me for my liking
>>224789526
>>224789335same if the film is good it's just spoilersif it's bad it's just a further waste of timei watch films based upon vibesreviews (from people i trust/critics)directors/actors/cinematographers etc that i already like
>>224789414>We care deeply about how we present ourselves.You cry about being made to wear a shirt >Pussy comes from apps, not the office Christmas party.Don't worry you'll soon learn the thrill of rizzing up a gyatt from zero in one night
Reading the Christmas party story threads on r/CasualUK and feeling depressed. I've missed out on so much in this British life.
found a large cock up my arsedont need to know whose it is but i do need it gone asap
>>224789540Where are you big boy... Hodde?.... Stanstead Abbots? Cheshunt? Chelmsford?
>>224789530grim lad
>>224789538u could have said me at breakfast, myself at lunch, and I at dinnerwould have been funniernext time round x
>>224789565I've been to toil christmas parties and the experience was the same as any group event I have attended. awkward, lonely and wishing I was at home posting on /brit/
Professor Putney Pusher was hounded to his death by a rabid media
looking to the sky and enjoy the life
>>224789569Hoddesdon yeah
>>224789386ok good to know thanks. I had a feeling it might be a hollow policy but thought it prudent to check. and these jobs im looking at dont involve security clearance so should be fine
>>224789599Prove it somehowWhat school did you go
>>224789590ngl when many redditors were like "good he killed himself" etc i did think a bit about the opposite reaction from many to ardaywas arday as bad as this guy obviously not but both of them clearly exploited people regularly
>>224789578Me, myself and pie! Lol xx>>224789591Me, myself and sky!
>>224789617Amwell in St Margarets
paddington bear chatbot told me to kill myself
>>224789641How old are you? We almost certainly share mutual friends. Bizzarre.
They call me the Putney Pusher. You ever need drugs in Putney... You find me.
>>224789591GOOD post
>>224789565My company didn't have a Christmas party last year but they're doing one this yearCan't wait love making an utter twat of myself
>>22478965542. You?
eating my lunch on my break from brit posting while posting on brit
haven't 'ffed in a week
>>22478965530, you?Could you imagine? Would actually never come back here, couldn't cope with the shame of people finding out
got my shit pushed in round putney
Haven't fed in a week
>42Oh MyDAYSUncle PLEASE your kids miss you
>>224789682I'm 27. I went to John Warner.
>>224789673a bloomin busman's holiday
>>224789658putney pies?tequila mockingbird?the spoons?fez?where can i find ya la
Let's hear it for the boy,Let's hear it for the man
>>224789682>>224789693ever shagged each other up the arses?
>>224789690flattering implying i've ever had sex
Me and my mates latest gimmick is emailing the complaints line on the back of packets of bar snacksYet to be offered a free box of nuts or anything like that
>>224789729Grow up
>>224789722I would be expecting a cute Chinese boy with that name
>>224789729wtf there are real life gimmicksno one told me this
>>224789544Pictured: leftylol thinking about brown shit
How the absolute fuck did cilla black have a singing career. I've never heard a more unpleasant voice in my life
>>224789705You find me. That's how this works.
>>224789766not sure how successful your business is la if this is how ug o about it
>>224789722>Here's a picture of your Uber >Change your tip?Das RAYCIS
private eye is the least funny thing in the known universe
>>224789760For some reason it seems the worse the accent the better the singing voiceThe Welsh are the best example of this
>>224789749Nah it's funny>>224789756A whole new world has opened up to you
might do a hitler and go vegetarianworked for him
Mental how there are multiple wars going on and none of the poltards or the invaders of pol "justice warrior" kangs are fighting in ANY of them
>>224789233>one of the biggest steps forward in working conditionsMong, wait until full-time surveillance becomes legal based on "already existing situation". Mongs like you who during covid used to say "well you are already on surveillance from your phone" will be saying the same thing when you have to clock in from your break in your own home.
>>224789778Funny you say that cos I do literally always add a quid if they're white and 2 if they're white British
>>224789810Right well that never happens then
>>224789799didn't though did it, he died at 56
>>224789810good lad
>>224789799worked until it didnt
>>224789806Won't affect you will it you unemployed dosser
>>224789811>Pen I miss her ^o^
just did a rather large poo
>>224789722Went to school with this lad. I'll give him a bell and ask who he's delivering to.
>>224789803contemplate whose wars those areand who pol hates most
the coworkers are talking about ted lassoapparently there was a dancing bit that was funny
>>224789853We live in a society
>>224789829I would say it happens about 5% of the time with Eastern Europeans and 1% white BritsAnd when it's a white Brit it's always insanely fast and never a mistake. And they'll get you napkins and plastic cutlery
>>224789829I've actually seen white people delivering in hackney recently that's how you know the economy is fucked
Sex or sex Guess we're doing sex huh
>>224789871His boss is mad fit, heavyweight milf
>>224789811
>>224789868Cope. Go shoot them then You're a coward and that's the final verdict. Keep coping, you failure
>>224789871never seen it. looks shite. i also dont like footy
>>224789722Ah fuck. The dreaded She-JewBest check you get all your chips
>>224789903lots of projection here tobes.
>>224789810i heavily implore you to tip him well
>>224789810HOWLINGbuilding a white ethno-state, 2 quid per delivery of tikka chicken at a timeNext time why don't you give them a Redeem UK leaflet hahahshshd
>>224789858we try to avoid this kind of vulgar toilet talk round here mate
Stand well clear. Vehicle reversing. *boop*
>>224789903bit uncalled forI shan't be dying for shlomo I'm afraid to say
*enters thread at 10mph under the speed limit*
They literally do not have souls. They aren't people
>>224789952hate that cunt
>>224789941Screaming Extremely rare good Greek post
you gave woke a bad name
cringe so hard when brits say 'poop'
posted the new so migrate when ready>>224789945>>224789945>>224789945doesn't have to be now, just whenever you're ready x
I'm going to have a wank. I expect the new ready when I return.
>>224789946well i dont. so suck your mum
