co-parenting edition
>>224789945If this was your daughter then would you
>>224789945ancièn bait this
>>224789945Only way I would accept being a step dad is if I found out that I am infertile or maybe if I knocked up a divorced mom somehow and it's my responsibility now, one way or another. Or if I got old and never married and then just wanted to find some woman with adult children to settle down with so that I don't die alone. That's pretty much it.
>>224789945Sloan is gay
>>224790002just don't get itboggles the mind
How do you get that shirt so clean is one of the best delivered lines in TV history
>>224790008I could accept a single mother if she agreed to shit out at least two babies of mine. I have very low self-esteem
>>224790028what
Consider the swans I considered on my lunchtime incelwalk
>>224789945Oh jeez, that's next level friendzoningI thought we were done with that
>>224790039majestic but evil
>>224790039okay, now what?
>>224790065Do it some more
>>224790056Gypsy
>>224790055Cambrian period gimmick
>>224790037how could she do it when she is so pengI would love to look like that
>>224790055pov: youre about to hear all about the sickest new show on apple tv
>>224790079very well
>>224790039I seen some swans with their young too, on my incelwalks in my hometown. It's on the river, so.
>>224790034I'm also gay and drink tar.
hate parcelforce so fucking much
my willy is actually quite good all things considered. certainly not rubbish.
I thought it was supposed to get easier. I’m even more depressed than I was on Monday
hate biomass so fucking much
most common regrets of the dying:>1. Wishing they had the courage to live a life true to themselves, not the life others expected of them>2. Regretting working too hard>3. Wanting to express their feelings more>4. Not staying in touch with friends>5. Not allowing themselves to be happier
Poltards are the children of weak nighas that didn't fight in WW2, the same as it ever was
>>224790119why would I take a dying persons advice on how to live
>>224790113It'll take about 3 months
>>224790099we call them cygnets when they're young
>>224790110My willy is probably my most attractive feature, it honestly looks greatShame I'm shit at shagging though
>>224790119I have no friends but I do the opposite of all of these so no wonder I feel no motivation to change my life and I'd be happy if I died right now. I already have it figured out.
>>224790110Alri Kurt Cobain
>>224790149How do you know
>I'm not a sell-out. The problem is that that presupposes a set of principles we don't actually hold. We never said comedians shouldn't do ads, or that we somehow operate outside the mixed market economy... really, we're just doing a job
Mental how they still talk shit. They're immigrants too
how much should a woman weigh if she's about 5'6
sadiq khan mocked Zack Polanski by responding to his question in urdu Pretty funny desu
>>224790186at least 15 stoneanything else and my dick stays soft
she's confirmed in GTA VI
Toiling my life away at the gay porn factory
>>224790189far-right provocateur Sadiq Khan
>>224790198would get so much satisfaction delivering a swift blow to the side of her cheek in order to put her face straight
I fucking hate the english and the irish. Wish I could bring my family here and put them on benefits. Get my dad to FINALLY shag again with one of those drunken easies.
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1789646387456302.jpg
>>224790110same, caramel colored with a pinkish bellend, very suckable looking x
>>224790172don't care what David Mitchell does I like the wanky things he says in that nasally voice and his history autism I'm going to go to bed with the unruly audiobook on again
>>224790218you are the reason everyone hate immigrants but at least you're honest
JustStopToil
remembered fantano existed cos he got mentioned in an earlier thread, so i looked through his channel and some of his reviews are by two cunts ive never seen before. are they part of his polycule or what
>>224790235great post
Sentenced to 50 years down the toil mines. It not right.
in the sun i feel as one
>>224790224leftypols dad is taking the divorce well it seems
i feel a lot of gender fluidity but i'm not going to dye my hair blue or cut my bollocks off or anything
in the old days people used to temper their language like oh goodness gracious but now we're just like oh fucking hell fucking cunt
Taking a seriously unpleasant pooIt's those damn beers
>>224790247He's rather obviously sick of the whole thing and wants various women and nogs to take it over and just make the money for him, but of course the whole channel is linked to him personally and his opinions so it doesn't work
>>224790247check his channel pretty often not to watch the reviews but just to keep up with new album releases
>>224790230>everyoneyou and the Hells Crumpets scooter club*>at leastrelief that your inner fears are reflected on reality as somebody else's manifested desires. Well, you've been duped. Again.
Poltards moved on from war to...toil, which they don't do either
so many brown pipo on our flag in here and even more on outer /int/ it's over
>>224790302they'll do a runner when the money dries up
>>224790275ever do wine poos? they smell like raisins
Volvic tastes like dirty sink waterTap water is leagues ahead
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1789631943175965.mp4Holeeeeee
greektwat is like if lisa simpson posted on 4chan
>>224790317No I don't drink wine because I'm not a poof
>>224790324Sell him to a woman
>>224790250longer than that because the retirement age is going to keep increasing until it's beyond a normal human lifespan. no under currently under 50 will ever get to retire
>>224790291no war no toiland no religion toooo
Lads, I'm sorry to break this to you...but most posters on this website are in fact spambots. 4chan makes its money from advertisers. Advertisers will only pay websites they know receive high enough traffic. The website is long past its prime, we the owners activate spambots to maintain traffic level. You didn't actually think a human being was going around spamming his funny schizo word 22,000 times in 9 months did you? Wake up ffs
Alright lads
>>224790039this nigga eating algae
imagine trying to dunk on a country by saying your dad's a massive virgin that can't get a shag
Fucking FREAK you are an absolute fucking FREAK incel fucking CUNT I hate you so much UGLY SEXLESS loser, fuck off fuck off fuck off USELESS FUCKING CUNT, DIE!!!!*camera pans out and the viewer sees Rorke is talking to himself in the mirror*
>>224790331sucky sucky
>>224790273i've never said a swear word in my life
is mousey in? found a painting he might likehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Gimblette
>>224790399grow up
Ever done a poo outside? On an incel walk in the park and just been hit with the shit gnome
>>224790362glad someone finally said it
rorke looking at the archive with a pipe and a magnifying glass trying to get to the bottom of the mystery and solve the case of the broken bots once and for all
did the 4chan polandmong roleplay like its 2015 again and they're based and redpilled?
>>224790409Pol was born broken. 4chan just indoctrinated them from there
fungal spores a flyin
>>224790406well yeah I've been camping
>>224790409>who keeps saying all this about me, and how do they know?
>>224790447s
>>224790362rorke is a staple gimmick of /brit/, been around since moses wore short pants it has
just encountered a covert aislop video. seems made by humans at first but over time all the patterns become apparent. checked the description and it says it's 100% human made. somehow I doubt it.
reminds me of the big expose when someone discovered half these posters were posting from a proxy botnet website that circumvented bans and hosted child porn. They went apeshit about it for weeks
>>224790504nothing can be trusted now. don't watch anything made after 2023 now me
feel like getting blackout drunk but i will pay for it tomorrow
>>224790504why don't you link it you evil bastard
>>224790516Spaincunt is still doing that
Andy Burnham: UK must fully commit to reaching net zero by 2050
mi on a ragga tip
>>224790516Was thinking about this the other day when I was sorting out my filters.Half my filtered flags are because they kept posting CP from them but I noticed /brit/ quality went up from filtering all foreign flags so I just keep them gone now
Get skinny girlfriend and start to put lots of olive oil in her food, mass powder in her drinks and watch as her tight waist expands and she blushes and she struggles to put jeans on because of her new fat arse
what the fuck
>>224790391
rorke imagining himself in a cinematic video listening to john newman's love me again on his incel walk
>>224790569Normies be like: how could this have happened!
>>224790565get the mass turned into powder
Had the word 'lackadaisical' stuck in my head for a few days, no idea why. Just looked up what it meant. Hmmm
>>224790569was the dog named cops?
>>224790516so little happens in your sad little life you're just completely making things up now are you
>>224790569that dog's name: mousey
>>224790565Had a gf who got chubby and I was pretty into it. Was a cunt tho
mad how much of a alcholic loser i ambanned from most good clubs in londonnot many events left for me nowif i ever became famous i'd be known as the guy banned from all the good clubs for being an alcoholic menace (to women)
>>224790588The main catalogue front page contained a board for child porn mate
business idea: american themed off-license called cansas
>>224790224That's my GP lol
>>224790612are you the lad who always gets his knob out at the club
New filter: remove anything that implies sex with animals or any mention of women and dogs having even remotely sexual interactions.
great thinkers of our time, such as carl benjamin
>>224790516spaino was a big part of that. loves his cp that one
>>224790604Mousey doesn't "do" couples and also that one girl is an exception to everything
>>224790637...yup
>>224790604
>>224790647The mf who posted this
10 billion degrees celsius outside again for no reason is itfuck off
>>224790618Window cleaner's just seen me watching this cheers
>>224790612Shirtoffattheclublad?
>>224790569surprised bestiality isn't legal in florida
i think catberg has autism
>>224790569literally every single white woman does this unironically
>>224790588No it's real, the botnet site had links to paedoshit all over it and the dude that hosts it is pretty well known for being a paedophile. Even had a Kiwifarms thing about him, but unfortunately I'm drawing a blank on his name at the moment.
why can't nobody makes good "assjob" pornjav is alright but pixellatedpro porn they don't actually get the girl in a prone positionamateur is always the wrong angle cus there's no one to hold up the cameramight have to start my own arsejob company
>>224790679yeh probably was him
>>224790569literally every single woman does this unironically
>>224790693see >>224790637but yes i'm not getting my cock out if i've already got a shirt on that would just look ridiculous
>>224790714can call it the arsejob centre
>>224790722What the fuck isn't that something that could get you arrested? Are you attending kink clubs or something?
limited edition move it move it andy burnham arsejob sex arse shipment got sank by houthis ffs
>>224790709If you type his name you actually get auto-banned by a filter. But to remind you he shares the same name as the weirdo actor in suicide squad
Is /brit/ an antidisestablisinmentarianist thread?
what's up man children?
>>224790740limited edition it shags you!
remember that video of the lad in a suit doing a dance and then his trousers split and his little willy flops out? probably the funniest video of all time
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DdWkXKbMXHx/so who is this?
why the fuck does every show on netflix lately have lesbianism in it
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1789638429377522.pngSexo 100% sexoThis is how much a 5ft woman should weigh
>>224790777nigga that's a drawing
>>224790733idk i'm wasted so can't remember what im doing or if i'm harrassing people with it or noti've never been arrested though so presumably not that bad/and club doesn't want cops there. i just get banned
>>224790771Kier Starmer just jumped in front of my mouse
>>224790777thats a drawing created by a fat smelly man
she boiled 'er brain
>>224790785How'd you know you're getting your nob out then?
>>224790741I knew you got banned for posting the website but I didn't realise his name triggered it too kek
>>224790783Nigga started the post with nigga so the post is disregarded
>>224790777Wanking to drawings of children of a thursday afternoon again is it rorke?
When did she peak?
>>224790814been told by friends/asked club when trying to go back and being rejected/sometimes have a vague memory of itor like i wake up having lost my underwear usually a sign i was naked at some point
>>224790408best gimmick of all time btw
>>224790826that's not rorke it's mousey
>>224790834she hasnt even begun to peak
Logging on to the Will Smith botnet
>>2247908342011 MTV Video Music Awards
>>224790767waheey! saying this one at lunch tomorrow
think creatine and cod liver oil has cured my depression
That cartoon drawing is of a child you sick fuck!
woke up after having shat my jeans once
>>224790163I'm clever. Takes that long to break habits and develop new ones and for your dopamine receptors to stop being dependent on the muck. Worth it though
That's a cartoon drawing of a child you sick fuck!>>224790834>>224790198Yeahhhh these are definitely fit as
>>224790729excellent idea
emma watson babehood
>>224790618well thats a bum
POV: dog prostitute
Leftypol reporting the simpsons movie to ofcom because bart's willy shows up in one scene and then welcoming 9 bazillion rapefugees in
>>224790878if only you could get a gf to cure your virginity
right
>>224790897What kind of muck you talking about
im collecting anomalous material
>>224790969Drugs and alcohol of course :)
>>224790965not a virgin but yeah a gf would be nice
>>224790905>>224790952you are a pedophile, mousey
>Nooo isn't that so much hotter. Skinny girls don't look that hot when they do thatCope for non pedos Just like those people are coping Don't lie to me about how how fit she was
Fucking mental how much I ruminate over things people said to me and 90% of the time it was someone who is fat or uglyWhy do I let utter losers live in my head rent free
>>224790952Don't like Genshin Impact or the Chinese but some of their character designs are greatLove big hats and tights
>>224790878I also had a surprising breakthrough with creatine, thought it was just for musclelads but then I started taking it and stopped all my self destructive behaviours overnight. Mental.
>>224790618You think it's clever or something posting this utter rubbish do you? You think everyone's a porn addicted mong just like you? Just grow up mate, for the love of god.
>>224791002
>>224791002Yeah just tell yourself you're superior and move on unironically
>>224791000
>>224790119what if i'm just dying inside?
>>224789945Right that's r9k posting their cuck fantasies again isn't it (they fill never find love regardless)
>Cope for non pedos
>>224791013it's not normal to get this upset seeing an arse mate grow up
>>224790198I need a woman who would consent to having my face in her breasts
>>224791042Is r9k a single person, or is it a concerted group of gangstalkers that are coordinating their attacks on you? Just trying to make sense of the lore
>>224791017
>>224791017the last thing a kidnapped child sees
>>224790119>6. if i just had time for one more wank...
>>224791050>>224791062>>224791080>She's an ugly munter, so surely she would fuck ME!
tried playing gta and cannot get into it. driving around getting stars and escaping is fun for a bit. missions are boring and pointless.
>>224791012It's great stuff. I'm on 5mg a day which I think is a good sustainable amount
>>224791112retard
>>224791104delusional chocolate mulatto milk cannons.
>>224791119grams*not mg, lol
Vitamin DOmega 3MagnesiumAll good stuffCreatine? Taking it but I'm not sure if it's giving me the cognitive brain function boost they say it does. Certainly helped with my muscle fatigue after exercising Zinc? Yeah it's alright I'm taking it also but don't know if it's workingAlso consider:Salicylic acid or niacinamide in a face cleanser and an enzamatic body wash
>>224791104nonce
>>224791128honestly she really is toby-like, she is basically what toby would be like if he was a woman
>>224791106>>224790516> >>224791080> >>224790992> r9k melty in progress Why is it that every time r9k doesn't like someone they call them a pedophile? They are a group of pedos
black keys codedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9o4l10CtN7g
might become a jehovas witness
sipping my first can and was planning on getting steaming but don't know if I can be bothered. heart's not really in it today
>>224791129vgp
>>224791017truly evil looking creature
>>224791012>>224790878Wish creatine would've done this for me but alas I'm an autistic neurotic freak and shall be stuck in negative thought loops for the rest of my life x
>>224791128Can't wait for this to make me INCREDIBLY uncomfortable and highly entertained. Nathan is literally me.
>>224791138>no alpha-GPC>no shilajit>no sea mossngmi
>>224791154> >>224791147Trannies and pedos >>224789945Cuck fantasists and won't even go fight in war now that it's happening
>>224791155sc
Done some seriously rotten poos today it's not on it really isn't
>>224791171Avatars and signature usage
>>224791154mousey you are a confirmed pedophile >>224790679
>>224791138Get the kefir down you and reset your gut biome lad. We're going all out healthy this winter
>>224791171No one will ever love you or reply to your posts. You don't matter >>224791206Tranny /sp/ poster nonce
>>224791196you've done multiple poos today already?
>>224791163You've no intention of doing any such thing, have you?
>>224790569i will just assume the one on the right is the dog. you never know these days
>>224791201pardon me?
>>224791220why did you download child porn?
>>224791227no i do not
sticking my finger up my hiney
Right well that's r9k set off They really are a group of pedophiles aren't they guys Someone talking about the nonce botnet and now they're posting on other flags (they're jealous and bottom of the fold chain)Leaving now while they are high so they can be punished later. Punishments will continue and your friend isn't allowed here either LOL. No trannies. No BE flag race baiters. No pedos
Feeling a tad raped today
>>224791193looking these up nowtried that ashwaganda stuff and it made me shit blood >>224791207already on the miso and kimchi
>>224791012How much do you take a day?
>>224791257why did you download child porn?
why is /brit/ extra mentally ill this afternoon?
honestly insane that we had a good few months relatively schizo free and then we get mousey back on his nonsense and malaponte freaking out about jews 24/7
Food* chain No one cares. They are impotent Their posts never get replies and they are immigrants. Seethe are immigrants rapes and keep posting ped shit so your ped buddies can go "umm" That's you. Cya
mouse NONCE the clue was in the name from the very start
>>224791261genuine horrid little man, get him euthanised and his organs donated to good, decent people
>>224791285shut up nonce
>>224791138>>224791266thiamine and l-theanine too
>>224791283mousey trying to be normal and coherent just reveals how freakish he is
>>224791315it was all a facade. he has a rotten evil soul
>>224791171>>224791296you envy him. go watch SSM to feel better about yourself despite being the exact same
>>224791285why did you download child porn?
glad this phase of pretending mousenonce is a good poster is ending and people are acknowledging what a horrid freak he is once more
>>224791017Clearly I don't spend enough time hjere bcos I don't know who this is Can anyone help?
DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE
>>224791325envious of what exactly?
You lot need to get yourselves on a shiny hunt, would calm you down I guarantee it
mental that there are people in this country that don't know shakespeare backwards and forwardswaste of god's gift of english blood if you ask me
>>224791337at least his freakishness was funny before when he was boiling piss and stuff
Hey guyssss I'm drinking a monster energy drink and calling mousey evil. And he said we don't have souls so he has an evil soul too Going to watch this person I look up to on YouTube. Because I'm a freak with no friends
>>224791366too busy working on my sword pokedex
>>224791367How’s Jerma doing these days? Have barely kept up with him since tranny-gate. Last I heard his dad and dog both died, he had chronic stomach pain, and he lost the job he retired from streaming for
smoking is for weak willed people. my estimation of mousey as a man just plummeted
>>224791387Living dex? Or you just completing it?Decent game for all its flaws.
>>224791408>Living dexyhnot coped the dlc yet but i will when i finish the base game
is he pretending we're being raided by /britfeel/ or somethingi don't get it
>>224791439He's mental so he thinks any post he doesn't personally like is some made up enemy (the parasite, r9k, the eu)
being a bad boy and skipping a meeting teehee
>>224791405seems to be doing well he still streams a few times a week to plenty of viewerswtf was trannygate
>>224791439hes a retard there isnt much point in rationalising his thought process
>>224791347mousenonce
>>224791433Ace, love a good living dex. Good luck lad
bunch of pedophiles set off by... cartoon girl... calling mousey a pedophile
>>224791475
so this is rorke
sir jack bishop
got the 'feld on
>>224791439right its just the same 3 posters saying the same shit with the same triggers all complaining about the same shit to no one but their friends when theyre not doing this
mousey is literally the most evil poster ever
today mi a rastamouse mi gwan herb mi bun di stress mi nyam some cheese an mi keep di vibes irie
>>224791425
calm down dear its only a commercial
>>224791439he's severely mentally ill
>>224791515I though you liked him?
>>224791520why is he sucking a turd?
>>224791508>man opens door>crowd screams and claps>he says 'Hello'>people laugh for ten minutes and he has to wait until he can say his next line
>>224791520s
>>224791557yeah just playing it up a bitbut it's a bit annoying when he gets like this
>>224791562had the worst day as a plumber
>be my friend or I'm going to call you evil and do this shit no wonder they trooned out
>>224791591or the best
>>224791592normal thing to think about rorke
can't watch true crime anymore coz it reminds me of my true crime exmight have to get another true crime gf but I'm pretty sure they're all a bit mental
>>224791592
>>224791566>not liking kramercringe
>>224791622Why are women obsessed with 'true crime'?
Been eating so much crap since I moved into my new houseFucking wasteman I am
>>224791653
>>224791658Lots of their boyfriends and numales are too
when mouseman streams
Stand well clear. Vehicle reversing.*boop*
>>224791677some say he posts here under an australian flag
>>224791685>>224791685>>224791685>>224791685
>>224791658I imagine it's similar to how men like documentaries about crustaceans , sort of like a primal instinct or something
>>224791682>Man goes mental and kills his gf and some other peopleWow fascinating, let's talk about this on podcasts for hours
>>224791592rorkes da in the comment section of his local buy swap sell facebook group
>>224790569>find out your wife is a sex freak and confortable doing things that you can make a lot of money off on the darkweb>report her to the policeLowest T immaginable.
