Father Rorke edition
https://youtu.be/DWyvg0r3hgI
Haven't heard anything about NASCAR in about 15 years
>>224810164what happened to Nathanael
starting a firehaha only joking, i'm lighting a candle, but it sounds a bit devious when you phrase it that way!
>>224810186wow!
Right off to bed *sounds of grunts and bones cracking as I struggle to escape from my recliner*
got too wrapped in up playing a game this morning i forgot my shift started and now i'm 10 minutes late to make the yellow circle turn into a green circleprobably the worst thing anyone has ever done and the economy won't recover.
>>224810182Dont even joke lad
>>224810186Make sure to always practice safe fire handling. If you're using matches I'd advise extinguishing them in a rather large glass of water why don't you.
>>224810203what game
dont think youre allowed to say that glinner
Was nasty to my CIA handler today, I couldn't help it. Think I upset them. Never feels good and that's without the psychotic delusion fear of dangerous federal reprisals.
>>224810243I forgive you x
>>224810220really into menace the last few months. scratching the xcom and turn-based itch, even with some of its flaws. if you like military strategy games then it's worth it even on early access.being turn-based there's no time pressure so i just leave the game running the whole day and pick it up.
>>224810257Thank u x. And to my FBI handler. Let's keep it formal.
>>224810243My handler thinks I don’t notice him kek
Yootoob
Russian troops will march through Warsaw and Berlin once again by 2035.
wish i had a handler to make appointments for me and text people for me, order ubers, things like that
>>224810285
Might be windy today, better send an EAS weather alert to everybodies phone this afternoon while they’re trying to relax
>>224810267I'm going to get sectioned soon. You lot are going to look back and say hey something's different, we're missing 5-15 posts a day I think. What's different? Can't put my finger on it. And it will drive you nuts trying to work out what's changed mark my words.
>>224810300i call mine mum :)
Don't give a single shit, nobody in their right mind is going to fight some Eastern European mega war while were being replaced by every third world retard possible.
>>224810300That's a billion dollar business. Rent a butler, Hands app. Maybe with a Z in a bowler hat. Keep it in mind.
>>224810381anyone who genuinely believes we've got a big war with russia coming up and is scared about it belongs in a max security prison built like an indoor playground for their own good.
>>224810224
>>224810443So the British political establishment and military leadership iow. Agree
>>224810453can i interest you in the concept of the military industrial complex
>>224810468We should replace them all if all they've got is stoking fear and hatred of Russia.
>>224810453they need to plan for these things anyway, i'm happy with a fire evacuation plan and sprinklers without quivering every time i walk into the building.but a big claw should snatch up more than a few of them and dump them in the ball pit.
consider the black winged kite
>>224810364guess that's what it always comes down to, it's embarrassing to always feel like such a baby tbqh
>>224810387okay will do
>>224810501beautiful creature, and you can see the fur of the last thing it ate in its claws
>>224810510set up for failure and hated for it. it not fair
Diesel up to £2 per litreGayrope is in for a Dark Winter. It's gonna be a Dark Winter for Europe.
well dairytards?
>>224810613How about the environmental footprint of 6.5 billion non-White hominids existing?
sick of these dogshit yank editionspiss off
>>224810613Couldn't go back to milk, me. Too thin and watery compared to Alpro.
>>224810641
so? do you want to do hugging or what?
I miss my brother so much
>>224810613this has been debunked
mousey just kissed me on the forehead?
He was transferring his mold
>>224810641Same
>>224810613what about the health footprint of drinking flavoured vegetable oil with zero nutritional value
I love kitty cats
>>224810662where'd he go?
on Monday gonna start hustling Get this money upppp
gay faggot queers
I'm bbp only sorry
keep dozing and nodding again it's a bit frustrating
think we're overdue for another starship troopers discourse worldwidepredict it to kick off about mid-october
>>224810688uni
it's already Friday ffs
test
was planning to cut the grass today but that'd have to wait because I have a massive headache again
>>224810749just do it
"People" with poverty skin colour can make constant threads seething at superior Spain and the moment you say anything meanie to them you get banned because jannies are poverty skin coloured too, so from now on i'm only gonna insult in Spanish, ban that marronazos
>>224810697
>>224810734it's scary how it's almost the end of spetember already, it's going to be 2027 any minute now
>>224810812I'm gay for women and pussy
>>224810829yeah and I didn't even buy a car like I was supposed to
>>224810759the grandad in his 40s was outrun by a 3yo apparentlydoesn't add up does it
i don't want them in my country
>>224810851It’s pretty obvious what’s going on mate
>>224810864
>>224810806>poverty skin colours
> Orange Order Unionist summit flops as photos show tiny turnoutLOL
>>224810906famine's over go home
>>224810683why are you getting any nutritional value from milk as an adult? mammals stops needing milk once they are capable of eating proper food
UT99 - Foregone Destruction
>Eva Vlaardingerbroek has blocked me on TwitterWell well well
>>224810957lol
Funny how you get these posh tarts from the Cotswolds and the South-East who'd never dream of getting with a lad from Manchester or Leeds but who'll spread their legs for anyone with a French, Irish, Scottish or Italian accent
My people line up for iphones like your people lined up for Harry Potter bookshttps://x.com/NewsAlgebraIND/status/2100793046422184073
Give it a sniff!
>>224810998*American as well.
brisket and ribsand were smoking brisketand ribsbaby back ribs and brisketand barbeque sauce and ribs and brisketwe're smoking brisket and ribs
big fan of blue cheese
>>224810999DESIGNATED iPhone queue
>>224811009American accents are a low class bird's fetish, because they associate it with wealth and advancing in life.
>>224810864what about peng ones like priti patel
Just found out Bane’s ‘for you’ wasn’t a reply to ‘you’re a big guy’ he was just finishing his own sentence
>>224810831that is pretty gay. what's happened with the car?
>>224811025London birds all want to be shagged raw and up the arse by American men.
>>224811045britisher rocked, shocked and inadequately cocked
>>224811054If by American you mean black then yes
Thoughts on Polish prostitutes?
>>224811046nothing I just didn't buy one, I fucking hate driving now
>>224811054ive got a better arse than that
>>224811054
toilfu needs to give me a little summin summin
>>224811094BWC
>>224811088You sorted out the spots yet?
>>224811045is bane autistic? why would he do that instead of responding to cia normally
>>224811007nobody would ever eat tha-
>>224810877
>>224810999why are they clapping
>>224810851didn't the granddad trip? 3 year olds can be pretty fast, they escape and run off all the time. everything just converged and went horribly wrong in this instance
*stands just outside /brit/ with a camera and a drone just filming*
>>224810999There’s 1.4 billion of them. They are deeply socially stratified and so expect and even enjoy inequality. Their cuisine is cheap, meat-free slop. They live amongst trash and filth with no qualms. They don’t care about the environment. Their reaction to death and abuse is blank-eyed indifference. They are physically and spiritually malleable. They not only adopt and internalize the demands of the dominant system as personal ambition, they believe this servitude makes them better than everyone else who hasn’t.Absolutely IDEAL subjects.
had maccies yesterday, a mccrispy and those new garlic nuggets, and fuck me it knocked me out cold feel like absolute shite now
>>224811206Runtoid
>>224811054bringing American rave culture to Britainshameful
>>224810957yeah and mammals don't hunt with tools or cook their meat or write poetry either
>>224811206wypipo cant handle dey seasnin'
>>224811067oh mouldieee
>>224810864Just give up - leave it.The parasites have killed the host
>>224810613oh so you hate cows do ya?
had a few too many pinticles at the old public house last nightgood lord
>>224810957It's not about need it's about want
what do you even do if your son ends up like this
>>224810998Rorkecel codifying his bizarre coomer fantasies
>>224811075same, although there's no "now" because i've always always hated driving. no matter how much i practice i still get so anxious
>>224811320Yeah I hate driving tooToo many mongos about
What does /brit/ think of Brutal Legend?
>>224811320It was better 5-8 years ago, now the city is so congested I just want to scream, I'm buying an automatic next, fuck everyone
>>224811241he has no answer to this. utterly done him with his own dog shit logic
>>224811227The birds are all up in my space at the London races. Ovulation begins when an American man walks in.
someone was buying pokemon cards in tescos and a worker came running out of the back shouting maximum 5 maximum 5 pokemon card!
>>224811366Grown ass men scalping kids toys and cards, absolute fucking scum of the earth
Thinking about Emma Watson tooting in my face.
>>224811241in what way do mammals not do those things? you might not do but thats cos youre a baby who drinks milk
morning lads, I'm at toil, you?
Bruce starting a Bring Back Wholesome Dancing petition on change.org
>>224811377my mate (36) buys a box of packs and opens them all
Nothing like a glass of whisk-
>>224811406not me i'm playing some ac shadows and /brit/posting and i'll maybe watching a skip intro youtube kino soon after i make another coffeethen i'll have some reheated pizza for brunch and after that i'll start drinking
>>224811426booooo eat the pizza cold
>>224811406Morning, same. Drinking one of my last frappes cause I'm stopping coffee again. >>224811420how much does a box cost
>>224811437cold pizza is utterly appallingfour minutes in the air fryer jobs a goodun
>>224811437eat my arsehole cold
>>224811446wrong and nonce
>>224811441about £90
>>224811346don't know what that is
>>224811448um
rorke and leftypol been up to anything lately?
Got drunk and posted some really dumb shit here yesterday sorry lads
>>224811486i stroked my cat earlier then she got bored and walked off
>>224811486raping each others arses
>>224811488don't worry mate I enjoyed it
>>224811054Mental that I used to fuck girls like this 20 years ago now I'm an incel again and haven't sex in 6 years
>really dumb shitFOY
>>224811460well at least he opens em and doesn't re-sell em but 36 is too old for pokemon cards
>>224811349reckon you’re very proud of being able to eat pure poison slop without a hitch mate
still depressed
>>224811346always think of one of those games programmes that used to be on sky where the presenter always overpronounced the ü in the name which made me hate the game so never played it.
>>224811539cheer up mate:)
>>224811539just stop being depressed
Hell yeah manGet drunk manCool as hell man
>>224811488bet it was funny
feeling Cody coded
>>224811539smile :)
>>224811346shame about it being an ill thought out rts under the hood but you wouldnt know when you bought it
just feel like crying al the time
>>224811539
i'm an ugly freak
>>224811539heyso. you're still killing it. progress isn't linear. what's important now, is that you're not "more" depressed than you were yesterday, and you're surviving. that's enough because it's fucking hard out there.
Is Graham linehan on twitter all day
>>224811581i am more depressed than yesterday and yesterday i was more depressed than i was the day before
Beats any English breakfast any day of the week
>>224811589honestly I don't blame him, everyone he ever worked with turned on him, I would go mental also
>>224811595oh well at least there's always rock bottom to look forward to.
>>224811589There are a lot of people, mostly old people, who live like that. It's very sad.
He on a mad one
>>224811510A man gets older yet the attractive women stay 22. It's not fair.
>>224811595get a goal, lift a weight, do an activitystop moping about and accomplish even the smallest thing so you can accomplish a slightly bigger thing approach a clue
>>224811615Love bbws me
explosive diarrhea to start the day then is it
>>224811624I do all that
>>224811617gwan glinner lad
>>224811624Need bloomers and self improovers out of business
>>224811617Mad how clueless boomers are
>>224811617oh is he an israel guy lol
>>224811617retards absolutely flummoxed (more than usual)
>>224811635have you also grown up?
Wow this is real
>>224811617
>>224811567>>224811574chill out
>>224810734it's scary how this man is only 27 years old
>>224811660Id bashe them mingers give them a proper cuffing that's what I'd do
>>224811657yes
>coomer landing in the biggest city in australia>"where's miss sweeney?"
>>224811648will pivot then into doomerisms and misery-pilling then
parrotberg squawking his head off
I'm a gay nigga
>Graham George Linehan (/ˈlJnəhæn/; born May 1968[1][2]) is an Irish comedy writer and anti-transgender activist.scream
>does the watch pose when he isn't wearing a watchwhat drugs have they got him on
>>224811660KA is a bit of a mong always starting on multiple people then complaining when they 2v1 him
>>224811702This nibba has a parrot
>>224811711Who's KA
>>224811702nautical ass nigga
>>224811677I love his youthful spirit and enthusiasm
>>224811704"activist" ie posts inane shite on twitter 20 hours a day
>>224811708how does he have cankles on his wrist
It's late enough at night that I would accept someone who looks vaguely like a woman to tongue my peanits iykwim
Fuck is the point in benzos if you can’t drink or drive while on them What good is all my anxieties disappearing for a bit if all I can do is walk around my house I should be out there mingling
>>224811708
pirates are posting herehar fiddledy
>>224811723knockout audit
Ed Sheeran I'm in love with the state of Jew lmaooo
>>224811750oh ok... *walks away*
>>224811385okay yes you're right, but me being a baby has nothing to do with it
>>224811617all his views are correct but he's still a bit mental
>>224811757sc
drank too much wine
>>224811757howl
>>224811771eye bee goat...
Really can't fathom why the British right are so feckless in doing anything in pursuit of helping the English. That's me puzzled isn't it.
>>224811808Think it's a ram not
>>224811808no you don'tI be the GOAT. ME.
>>224811757hebraic sc
>>224811824>>224811818idgi
>>224811824this “nigga” called himself cattle
>>224811813We support immigrants, Jews, Palestinians, Africans, trannies... Whether left or right the focus is never ourselves.
>>224811813Yanks using British and English interchangeably again Really can’t fathom why they are so fucking retarded fuck off
double sweden
>>224811833jo’an “halal-geek” al’heddi
>>224811843
only reason im a transphobe is that the trannies i meet do not like the ones i wank to. most don't even pass and that pisses me off cus i really wanna fuck one
>>224811865hes right althoughbeit
>>224811865How is this relevant to what I said
>>224811865how do you not lie at night thinking about this type of embarrassing shite you’ve posted like this on x
>>224811843Not what I was doing. Couldn't give a hot piss about the "British" could i
if you shag a tranny do you wake up in the morning and she has a 5 o'clock shadow?
>>224811901why would you shag a tranny
yeah you tell em
>>224811911i don't know, some people do
>>224811895saw it earlier and both referring to yanks as retards, that's about it really.
>>224811921She's fit howervermost
>>224811921Fucking tummy sexShe's hotter than the model
just found out that rabies induced hydrophobia only occurs in humans. mental.
Sweden sweden Sweden sweden Sweden sweden Sweden
>>224811921this is what happens if you don't shear them
>>224811956natty dread
>>224811954
>>224811977what the fuck
>>224811987
>>224811991she was underage in this
>>224811921SEXY TUM>>224811938amazing post
greetings and love mi bredrin jah sun a blaze right now an a guide yuh steps into a brand new dayshake off di lazy vibes and keep yuh temple strictly irie
drank again last night despite trying to quit award
>>224811956yeah but we bred them to be like that
>>224811991>>224811977
>>224812013Why are the movies noncy?
it's officially cold when i gotta start wearing slippers around the house
>>224812072Look who's making them
i practice safe sex, BY NOT BLOODY HAVING ANY!!!!
>>224812056https://vocaroo.com/1g02slVpV7eh
age: 15
>>224812093scream always makes me laugh when doctors ask this
>>224812119My waifu
After Canada joins the EU, reckon NZ and Australian will join too. America, China and Russia will remain outsiders. Dunno where UK will stand in all this. Either the 51st state or a brown shithole like Pakistan.
Gay nigga sex
(8) did the right things for the wrong reasons (8)
made a playlist while drunk last night and deleted it this morning
>>224811900Oh yeah sure you didFuck off
>>224812135Nigga thinks he's on crusader kings
>>224812135Think of the curry though. That intoxicating diarrhea looking sludge is worth paying any price I say.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AnG04qnLqILETSFUCKING GOOOOOOOOO
>>224812163Mate you don't know how far right I am
>>224812187>Mufasathis nigga named after the nigga that died in the lion king
>>224812204spoilers lad
>>224812155I've done this before except sent it to a girl at work in between at 2am then didn't delete it in time the next day
>>224812212sad bastard
everybody's wanking for the weekend
>>224812204well he was a proud and benevolent lion
>>224812191How is that relevant Right wing left wing doesn’t matter yanks use British and English interchangeably
ed sheeran im in love with the state of jew
Did the nazi yank reply to his own boring vpn post then did he
>>224812238'hey tone, you hear what i said' ahh post
>>224812234That's not what I was doing ya daft cunt. There's no (((British))) there's only English. If you're not English fuck off back to banana land.
>>224812204mufasa means great provider of milk
>>224812099jah know di sound of a true bredrin vibrate straight through mi earmi stop dead inna me tracks because dat specific soundscape never belong inna disya zone an mi did feel say mi one away inna di babylon wilderness but a next lion dally down di lane
can't wait to have 100 million more refugees because of "climate change related displacement"
>>224812238you're supposed to wait till the new before reposting jokes
>>224812252Stop backtracking making yourself look stupid. It’s not just English in Britain
>>224812273I will end your life as easily as I can extinguish a candle, and before your corpse is cold, I will reach out and grasp your soul. You will be my slave for all eternity, and I shall laugh at the depths of your pain
had a sophia burns wank
Morning chaps x
>>224812279It will be when I'm through with it
mousey sheeran sucking a turd im in love with the taste of poo
best trannies to wank to?
>>224812296*booing and hissing turns into a cheer*
elliott rodger was a victim
>>224812187Diego singing this be like "im shagging men"
>>224811615Edtwt twitter would've loved this post
got the 'feld on
>>224812298buck angel
>>224812298supersubbysoup?who cares man
>>224811660Not seen KA on my recommended since he went on holiday. I should check out his channel
YLYL Racist memes edition
Noah's grandad is responsible for his death
>>224808631>>224808631>>224808631mi new
new >>224812399>>224812399>>224812399
desperately, desperately unfunny thread. do better in the next one
>>224812398was already at bump limit mate>>224812401real new
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
