how does one get wrist cankles? edish
>>224812399wankles is right there come on, man
poo
>>224812399if i were Tim i would watch the TV through the mirror
British niggas be like>Phwoar lovely set of knockers luv, hang on I just need to get a Johnny
we are all Noah’s granddad right now !
>wankles
Might get my willy out
>>224812282proper filthy lass
>>224812429japan
is 21cm big in japan
Any hungry bum man in
>>224812469i like her big fat bum and all the things she puts up it then squeezes out of it
>>224812496https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuEKb9Ktqhc
up way too early and ended up reading about poisonings which used to be way more common in the pasti wonder why violent crimes took over back then you'd just get poisoned it's not like we have less access to poisonsi guess it's a lot easier to prove poisonings now though
I bet Emma Watson's gassy farts smell like poo.
(8) first theyh see the diamonds then i hti them with the UUUGH (8)
>>224812552You've got a lot of growing up to do young man
I’m back
132k views in 14 hours on some random fish and chips slop video Danny still doing big numbers in 2026 is crazy
>>224812597shut up mate
>>224812588Legend
>>224812597couldn't happen to a better guy honestly
>>224812623He’s a paedo
>>224812588starting to look like tim robbins
>>224812632Who better to expose government officials then?
wow what a deal!
>>224812678enjoy it mate. that's a massive 5 pence off if you get 3
>>224812678You save 15 p
>>224812678shit like this why I love seeing the hospitality industry fail
>>224812418Polish poetry, I kneel.
massaging my scalp to keep the norwood reaper away
thinking about downloading no man's sky
my bum is hungry
>>224812573hs
>>224812719Hey there tiger
might need to stop the old drinking i thinkits doing me in this
>>224812738How old are you?
sometimes my mum just starts waffling on about random shit you know you don’t always have to talk right you can just have silence fucking hell
had a jump stare at the mall
>>22481274332
(8) BIG FISH BIG FISH SWIMMING IN THE RIVER AND I BEEN RICH (8)
>>224812776Why am i howling at this
>>224812765why is she so big
>>224812588could've ironed his shirt
>>224812781I THINK YOU'RE COOL, DIEGO
>>224812775Good time to pack it in lad, not too late. Let your liver heal a bit and get some healthy habits in.
>>224812631>couldn't happen to a better guy honestlyHe's an obese glutton who hooked up with some tart 6 months after the mother of his children passed awayHe doesn't seem that great
>>224812789>>224812776tim you dog
>>224812809Sandra that was mean
>>224812822skunaig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yvl4QSAyWR4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yvl4QSAyWR4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yvl4QSAyWR4any of you going to his "secret" album listening party in london later?
>>224812810...yh
>>224812776me when i'm boutta fart
>>224812809thx
>>224812814how evil
>>224812822I want to see tim stuff his hog in her
>>224812822Lmfao
>>224812822like the boomer he is
>>224812822>another bite, my love?
the shit that you zoomers watch is utterly insane. people recording themselves eating, walking around recording people... yeah i get we had "vlogs" too but at least they had a narrative. you mongs just watching other people live their lives.
>>224812889dis nigga acting like his unc millennial ass wasn't watching pewdiepie and shit
>>224812889>people recording themselves eating, walking around recording peopleMillennial nutters love shit like Charlie veitch and auditors it's not just a zoomer thing
>>224812932done him
always see couples like this
>>224812935"the 'eitch" is mostly watched by boomers and zoomers
Noah's grandad is a retard
>>224812889Bedtime bro u got work soon
When I stand up I feel skinny but when I sit down I feel fat
>the shit that you zoomers watch is utterly insane. people recording themselves eating, walking around recording people... yeah i get we had "vlogs" too but at least they had a narrative. you mongs just watching other people live their lives.
if I ever saw that dickhead Charlie veitch around me he’s getting knocked out simple as
>>224812978You’ll do nothing
>>224812822screech
>>224812956the day is already overunfortunately it's been hot and rainy all day and supposed to get more thunderstorms later
just letting you lot know that time is indeed ticking
>>224812978Limp wrists typed this post
>>224812946how do I pokemaxx
Bit early to be starting off the generational culture wars isn't it? Barely left the coffee zone
>>224813002What the fuck how is that possible
>>224813038time zones innit
>>224812822screaming
rising gyaldem
wish i had a willy to suck
Mental how back in the golden days of mid 2000s euro porn literally all the ridiculously fix sex crazy bimbos you'd see on camera were also available for escorting. If id been in my 20s around then I think I would have fucked them all.
got a lazy eye i look like an invalid or something
>>224813067You're a girl?
theyve discovered a new cat
>>224812946Damn I wanna FUCK her!!
Seeing the normgroids taking the piss out these clips of pakis at gaudy weddings the last few daysMaybe we're on our way back
>>224813114i love him
sex with a fit tranny is actually the straightest thing a man can possibly do
I want fuck pussy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H20EneLXZA0she's helping me with my mobility
Had confirmation toilstein is monitoring my log in time. He'll do nothing.
>>224813114he's very peng innit. do you know what i mean?
there comes a time in every man's life where he must put away the poppers and japanese schoolgirl outfits
there's a tiny crack in the corner of my phone so that might be me getting an upgrade soon
About 5 hours away from having emptied the balls into the gf
3 the mandem
>>224813195Lefties obsession with brainwashing kids is disturbing
>>224813195no she doesn't
>>224813195she´d get it
>>224813132would'nt know>>224813195like a parody
rorke accidentally putting himself to cryosleep for 99999 years intead of 9 hours and waking up on the empty earth
>>224813195based and sexo
mad how monged english has become, like a parody of itself
>>224813195the performative free Palestine
too early for a beer?
god has granted us all a whole new day to waste
>>224813228Rorke digging through the ruins of human history to personally erase the contributions of black people
>>224812978He's 6'5" and physically dominant
Foolishly put the wash on first thing this morning and now I have to hang it up to dry. I'm lost in a hell of my own making.
>>224813242It's not being wasted i'm going to pump a load into the gf in about 5 hours
>>224813250it was only half a day’s effort
>>224813175she on the pill
Freddo’s, described as the “most talked about cost-of-living symbol” by Prime Minister Andy Burnham, went up from £1.39 to £2.11 between 2023 and 2026.
>>224813042I thought America was behind us though??
>>224813195well then
>>224813275ktim but the washing machine
absolute unit from yesterday
>>224813291pint of milk surely
>>224813305what the hell is that
>>224813291>freddos are now over £2i don't believe this and won't waste my time looking it up to refute it
Having some chicken sandwiches and some hard boiled eggs for brekkie then off out. It Friday x
>>224813321the new cat
>>224813321weird looking cat innit
>>224813121Link
whats your most genuinely 'tistic trait?
>>224813305What are you doing with him?
Reasonable Blackman
>>224813288No, on the nothing, i'm a gambling manHad her period earlier this week so we're good to go
>>224813239
>>224813344I really like wearing Dunlop green flash trainers but they don't make them any more. I keep an eye out on ebay and vinted and buy any that come up in my size. I have 10 pairs in different levels of wear but it simply is not enough. I am autistic for shoes.
>>224813344mine are firm routine, obtuse pattern recognition, aloofness of others’ feelings, echoing words and sounds (though train not to do this), generally distancing from relationships to name a few
>>224813295I'm always behind you x
>>224813371these ones? loads on ebay
>>224813344i stim
>>224813219Imagine licking her lithe, boyish body up and down
>>224813346he had a spinal injury from a car so vetberg had to put him down
>>224813400dick twitched -- nay, convulsed.
>>224813305reporting you to the rspca
>>224813403screaming
>>224813344i eat my dinner in the order of veg, meat, then carb
>>224813400YESSS
hi guys my nan and grandad have picked me up to take me to my job interview
>>224813396>dunplop
>>224813396Those ones indeed. I basically won't pay over £30 plus postage for them since they are just crappy trainers, but some wankers are trying to sell them for 70 or 80 quid which is just blatant trainer profiteering. Got an alert so I know when new ones in my size go up :)
>>224813329get him out of there NOW
>>224813195what does that achieve
Oh ayehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SN2nuvQFnGk
>>224813420you’re a madman, food is to be proportioned so that you have a bite of every part of the plate, and so it ends with a satisfying conclusion of nothing left
>>224813442they are vintage at this point. why would they shoes that are no longer available at their previous rrp.
2hrs sleep so tired had to get a flat white or as I call it a ruby granger
>>224813435is this your pov of being slung over granddads shoulder
>>224813403:( rip badge
>>224813344flat affect, cant look people in the eye, get angry or upset if my routine is broken, incapable of maintaining friendships and relationships
grandad once said young people have very strong thumbs because they use their thumbs for everything nowadays
>>224813463LOOOOOOOLADSFMSADFKAMDF
>>224813435is nanberg going to lick a tissue and wipe your face with it before you go in, and tell the interviewer that you're a nice lad who just needs to be given a chance?
right what's the order of business for today
>>224813435You're hired
>>224813494whomst?
>>224813458prefer the satisfying conclusion of potatoes, but knowing if i stop now, i've got the main bits in me
>>224813495head smoove off
>>224813495leaving toil in 40 minutes for me
>had to get a flat white or as I call it a ruby granger
>>224813463you call this flat?
oop
>>224813195Just another virture signalling rich white woman. Guarantee she doesn't say fuck all about Sudan or Yemen. Palestine is just the trendy new thing to be outraged about. They badly want Israel to be their apartheid South Africa.
>>224813517Who's gonna operate the machine
>>224813531dutch niggas be called
you know how they say never cry in front of a woman because she’ll never see you the same she’ll never fully respect you??? Does that apply to your mum or do you get a pass for that?
>>224813461There's not really much of a market for them, the ones up at high prices don't sell so they just sit there for months. Lots of people just want to get rid of old stuff quickly. I don't care if people think they're worth that much I just won't buy them for that price when people sometimes stick them up for a tenner. I've got years of stock in my loft so can afford to be picky.
>>224813546that’s honestly not my problem post 40 minutes, toilberg will be well flipped off and i couldn’t care less about it
>>224813541
>>224813530He's a woofta
>>224813549whenever i find a shoe that fits perfectly i go back to the shop to get 10 pairs as you did but shoe production doesn't seem to last very long, every 6 months they have a new version that doesn't fit the same
>>224813541thoughts on the whole middle east issue?
>>224813558What machine is itWhat does it make
>>224813560chat shit get banged
i'm into 18th century women right now
>>224813560Your country doing the same clueless
>>224813560all that complaining when they live at the beach every day
>>224813562blud barking
tick tock rorke
>>224813548I have the same question but in regards to pegging
>>224813577right now i’m on a drill-machine, it drills quite simply and i hate it, hate all of these machines since they’re essentially automatic want machines that i can engage with, not gawk at like some meddling mong
>>224813541>if you dont feel equally strongly about every injustice on earth your feelings are not sincereNot the soundest logic but then again youre a failed human being so we don't expect much from you except for one day for your posts to conspicuously stop as you slowly become a stain on the carpet
>>224813580Heartless
>>224813569>thoughts on the whole middle east issue?Zionists and Islamists are both massive retards. The entire region would unironically be better off if the British Empire was still in charge.
>>224813560looks like england before/after the heat wave. what's the problem?
even his cousin is coming after him
was walking home this morning from the petrol station (I'm a night attendant at a petrol station) and the sun was shining through the foggy air. it looked as though rays of light were dancing in front of me, guiding me home. I grabbed a monster energy mango loco on my way out and ordered a mcdonald's breakfast from my phone. tucking into both as we speak.
it's out
>>224813600That'll be you tonight ass up like a dog
>>224813622why do you care about people who think women are possessions and think gays should be murdered? you celebrate deaths like charlie kirk, so why not them who hold equally extremist views?
>>224813624i’m not replying to your opinion about sand people here, it’s more general advice you ought to heed: delete yourself from existence
>>224813624how would you fix the region?
>>224813344hyperfixating
>>224813652ONE BILLION mega dinghy
>>224813652total annihilation
>>224813665>>224813673same answer
>>224813639That's Foden brushed aside into the dustbin of footballers that never reached their full potential, where he will be promptly forgotten.
>>224813650Just feel like killing 100,000 women and children is kinda fucked up mate don’t get upset
>>224813652obliteration of it all
Do you know that according to the Jews, gang-stalking (the phenomenon of being stalked by more than one person) isn’t real?>A study from Australia and the United Kingdom by Lorraine Sheridan and David James[13] compared 128 self-defined victims of gang stalking with a randomly selected group of 128 self-declared victims of stalking by an individual. All 128 "victims" of gang stalking were judged to be delusional, compared with only 5 victims of individual stalking.So if God fucking help you if you’re ever actually being gang stalked, because neither the police nor anyone else will help you. Food for thought
mad how rubbish at filming and photography most onlyfans girls arethis is literally your job come on love
currently in a meeting where people are begging for automation that i already built and kept it secret. fuck 'em
>>224813560palestinetard discovers seasons
nearly trapped my fingers in the door but i pulled them out just in time so thats good
tyne and queer
>>224813723you could have died i think
Is mental how expensive chocolate is now bloody £1.20 for a chocolate bar I remember when mars had those 35p price marked packets vgh take me back
>>224813708wait until you see how shit male onlyfans creators are
>>224813718
>>224813708filming in vertical is a crime
>>224813717did this
>>224813343this is the best one, this account is run by a pakistani. you'll see all the templates on his media pagehttps://x.com/ONLYTANGS_/status/2100549672603385968
>>224813727rorke, ca. 1924
>>224813452oh I'll watch it later
>>224813735probably wont be investigating this ngl
>>224813732coop monster energy drink only recently went back down to £1.75 from like £2.40 for a single can
what did ed sheeran do
The working class don't work
growing up is realising your mum can’t drive for shit
>>224813695why though? they're horrible people with horrible views. surely the world is better off without people who have extremist views like that. i one for am happy that a group of people, who think a warlord paedophile is the greatest man in history, is under attack.
might do nothing today
>>224813661Give him tuna immediately
bloody kettles packed inboiling water for my cuppa on the hob like a moron
>>224813735Not a gay so won't be doing such
Psychiatry is a jewish scam
The working class? They do not work. They're rinsing the PIP. The UC. The Housing Benefit.
havent been included in the england squad, gutted x
>>224813803Do children growing up there get a choice? Or are they from birth brought up to believe in Islam? Quite psychotic you think actual children should be killed because of that
>>224813796honestly he did nothing, just caught in between the hysterical politics of sandpeople heeming each other
might free palestine
new emojis are out
>>224813695cryingdont think kids should be bashed but that little shit needed it
>>224813846>outjust like my bum
>>224813804you'll free palestine>>224813843you'll do nothing
>>224813824she's a bad psych
bit sly for macklemore to do all this shit when he just an openersave the activist stuff for your own tour mate
>>224813463another all nighter for me, 2nd in 3 nights
>>224813846This looks a lot like me. Shall be meeting with a solicitor to discuss litigation over my likeness being used without my express permission.
decided not to have a beer yethad a coffee and baileys instead
>>224813866could’ve had an easy life post his 15 mins of fame with some smart investments yet decided to cock it all up over nought
>>224813821spirit of the blitz lives on
>>224813821that's how the yanks do it
>>224813873grim alien creature, need this thing gone asap
>>224813690foden will be back in the squad next call up, watch this space
>>224813835your argument has dwindled from Palestinians in general, to women and children, to now just children. very strange inconsistency. i think it demonstrates how hollow your stance is really. you should evaluate why you are defending people who hold deeply harmful views. the world is better off without religious extremists and you know it
>>224813873why aren't you sleeping lad that's no good
>>224813661CATBERG
>>224813866Bit hypocritical for Ed “the Jew” sheeran to go to Israel and do the whole tour with IDF thing and then say he doesn’t like to take sides and wants to stay non political when someone says free Palestine
>>224813690he did reach the peak of his potential its just that he did so at 24 instead of 29
>>224813907needs to watch the gyaldem streams doesn't he
>>224813803The extremists are the jews
zesty foden face, theres a gimmick that fell from grace
>>224813939they also have extremist views, yes.
>>224813639>problem is defence and bad mentality players>dont add the few players who actually can deal with it like mcaguireJOKE
>>224813894hurtful and unnecessary post>>224813907clearing through tabs again
late night bike ride last nightstraight into bed at half 10slept straight throughup at half 6mild muscle ache telling me I did good
>>224813925debunked never happened
Charlie veitch would batter any of you PIPsqueaks
A moodboard for my late Autumn/early Winter vibe. Thoughts?
>>224813959shes horrific lad, use a cuter woman as your avatar
should’ve known something was off today from my morning poo
>>224813979met him once in manny
>>224813904Not once have I said Palestinians if you’re going to lie do it about something which can’t be easily proven. I said children but the point still stands for women as well? But forgetting all of that, why the fuck would I care about what Palestinians do in Palestine?
>>224813959you spend a full night clearing through tabs? how many tabs do you have
>>224813994poouplaggen
might get an oodie for the winter
>mcaguire
>>224814014might od for the winter
anyone want to start a /brit/ guild on wow forever?
>>224814010upplagan*, not a norwegian
im hungry but in a don't want to eat kind of way
who knew that googling 'bradley walsh screeching' could turn up such priceless gemeralds
>>224814033completed that game in 2006
> debunked never happened
>>224813997ever…?
cant spend all day refreshing these fucking threads anymore i need to get a job
>>224812723
>>224813979veitch got pressed by the mandem>>224814003about 400, I suspect it's undiagnosed ADHD or autism
Pissrael is a colonial terror project
>>224814071yeah refresh your toil emails instead bro that'll be more fulfilling
>>224814058mad how he's actually bald at the front but just pushes his hair forward to cover it up
howling why does he look so mad on gladiators
>>224814054you completed the riverglades in 2006? and the hall of thanes?
>>224814099yh
>>224813993cap
>>224814092Ktim!
working hard 24/7, 366 days some years
so you wake up put dead organisms in your mouth and chew them then rub your genitals for temporary pleasure and stare at moving things on a screen before collapsing into unconsciousnessmental how utterly shite it all is
>>224814088it will be. no more rorke/leftypol posts for me, if im bored ill stare at the wall for entertainment. will always cherish the time we spent together x
>>224814077they hated him for speaking the truth
>>224814080>about 400, I suspect it's undiagnosed ADHD or autismare you zoomers incapable of analysing anything without reference to mental illnesses
>>224814102new
>>224814117yeah? i’m working hard 25/7
DEFINITELY didn’t get the job!
>>224814077frtfr?
>>224814033Get in the 'cord lad we've already got a poll going for names
>>224814058a woman meets him at a festival in new york and a candid photo is taken and thats going to israel touring with the idf is it?lying for palestine very brave
>>224814139it's either that or my extraverted intuition function going into haywire
>>224814122
