tigrino edish
>>224814102get this runt slaughtered and turned into a handbag
>>224813987ah yes the frozen fields in september
>>224814102rare puss
>>224814102what the fuck is that
>>224814102the new 'berg as it were
I beat alcohol, smoking, wanking, books, music and films. The only vices I've got remaining are fizzy drinks, fast food and gaming.
Me trying to avoid the weekly weigh in at weightwatchers (I have put on a weight and do not want to be banished to the shame cupboard for the rest of the session)
>>224814102we must protect him at all costs
>>224814102>did someone say tigrino?
>>224814179sc
>>224814165New cat species. A household jaguar if you will.Up until now only corpses had been found, finally one was captured alive
Been to Aldi lads
>>224814170I beat it all except tranny porn. Shit is too good.
>>224814179hwl
>>224814170>books, music and filmsis your aim to be able to stare at a wall all day?
Have completed a task at toil but thinking I might just act like I haven't for another hour or so, make it seem harder than it actually was you know.
watched oddity (2024) yesterday after the canadian said it was goodi thought it was just okay
why are Jews sitting in /brit/ on a Friday morning doing pr for Ed Sheeran and saying it’s acceptable to murder children?Strange people
>>224814208ktim
>>224814193walked into the exit of my local one and got stuck, not been back since
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHYIGy1dyd8
might get a peacoat
Got 0/7 on the bbc news weekly quiz
>Photorealistic AI image generation is released>New species of animals are discovered left and rightDon't forget to get your booster jabs lads lmfao
baddiedem nap long delayed
>>22481421970% of this site is mossad
>>224814193Those noodles really aren't that good, you want to get the maggi ones. If you buy them in bulk off internet you'll probably get a better price and they're much nicer than any of the supermarket own brands. The curry flavour ones are peng, if you stick a spoon of peanut butter in there with them and maybe chuck an egg on top it's gourmet quality.
That's a dogshit spaki zinger
>>224814219>>224814155but its jews who are the liars right?
No pictures please
>>224814253Godless orient sex
>>224814253If that were me I'd probably kiss her toes. Don't even like feet
but the idea of an ape - of comparable intelligence to a human - being able to remain hidden in the boundless forests of north america is ridiculous according to these same people
> but its jews who are the liarsyes
>>224814285concession accepted
Lets stop the palestine chat yeah? Far too easy to troll and you freaks take the bait every time
People talk about how bad being an incel is but the truest torture a man can live through is being a failed normie.All the signs of normalcy friends you see often, interests and hobbies, physically fit but completely unable to achieve a gfHappened to me last night while I sat around a table with three couples + meSeeing how happy everyone is, the pure genuine love while I rot in the corner alone That's the real torture, being forced to watch everyone eat steak while all you can do is starve
they found a new cat but they can't find bigfoot
monke and gay monkey son
>>224814236we pay taxes for this insanitya quiz about celebrity gossip and also amy hunt didn't "speak out" she made a 3 second jokeholy shit we are all fucking braindead
Don't mind the Jews, me.
the enemy of my enemy is my friend
my hair is so fuckign mad like a birds nest on my head
>>224814249pretty much
I'm just like Tom Cruise in The Last Samurai
the enemy of my enemy is also my enemy because I refuse to compromise on my ideals
>>224814304The problem is within you and must be faced before you can have what you wantInstinctually you may want to come out with excuses about why you cant do this, just like how fat people do the same about not being able to eat well or exerciseDo the difficult
>>224814327would
>>2248142364/7 for me there's no way a 6'5 horse is supposed to be record breaking
>>224814347good job they don't put you in charge of wars and shit
>>224814327Don't know if I'd be able to shag a girl like this, think I'd actually have an easier time with a cute face and fat body. In fact that has been my weakness many times.
>>224814360innit tho, I'd be rubbish as a diplomat
>>224814304>completely unable to achieve a gfyou're meant to try. they dont just fall into your laps. you incel retards never understand this
>>224814347Hitler circa 3 years before topping himself
Just realised I'm literally Alain Delon
im thinking
>>224814327this is >>224814320 without makeup
>>224814334
>>224814386how you posting here then despite being dead
glod
>>224814386alan delong
Well I've put the washing out, what on earth do I do now? Won't catch me doing any actual work on a Friday
>>224814374Not an incel mate already established that, I go on dates, put myself out there, even get the occasional shag but it never becomes anything meaningful because I'm fundamentally unlovable
Alain zedong
I'm Rorke and I have no enemies
>>224814317he loves his fruity little zester :D
>>224814407I get annoyed at my manager for sending me emails asking me to do the tasks for which I am employed when it interrupts my carefully planned out schedule of duolingo and watching old tv shows during work hours
>>224814414that wasnt established at all. you missed out all that critical information which you've only just provided. fucking idiot.
>>224814347>the enemy of my enemy is also my enemyit’s shocking how true this usually is in real life. you’d expect it not to be, but 90% of the time it is.
>>224814419Andy Dufresne thought he had no enemies. Then he got gang-bummed by that grotty ginger guy and his mates
Rorke: honest, sincere, down to earthLeftypol: fake, condescending, hypocrite
>>224814430everyone clusters are the same 2-3 ideologies so it's very rare to have enemies in common with an enemycare to give some examples?
>>224814443Ian:
>>224814414its a numbers game. i imagine those dates number fewer than 10. stop dramatising everything you gimp
>>224814170Joining Opus Dei then?
>>224814430Sick of the 'wise chinese proverb' memeHalf the time theyre saying fuck all in a pretentious way
>>224814428>People talk about how bad being an incel is but the truest torture a man can live through is being a failed normie.All the signs of normalcy What part of this was unclear you illiterate mong?
>>224814430Chinese monkey see, Chinese monkey not do
>>224814443this is genuinely the vibe i get from these made up characters
>>224814455>i imagine those dates number fewer than 10You imagine wrong, I go on a date probably once a month, more if I go on a few with the same person
>>224814102damn look at the size of his balls
crazy how many jokes i steal from here. there's so much variety i make everyone laugh from my racist father in law to my female colleagues in the office
>>224814459My goal is to join the Church of Latter-day Saints of Jesus Christ but I have social anxiety which prohibits me from doing so
>>224814461all its. its vague and incoherent. not to mention inceldom and failed normalcy not being mutually exclusive. you talk like a fag and your shits all retarded
>>224814424Hate this shit. Mine is such a loser he'll still be working at like 8pm and sending me emails and messages and then expecting me to respond to them first thing the next morning.
in china we have ancient ploverb:the blind man eat the lizard
>>224814304isn'tt his what an incel is?the media sterotype of some like idk eliot rodger type who is completely mentally ill is not the average incel>>224814414>get the occasion shagLMAOWELL for sure you aren't an incel lmao i'm not sure you're even a "failed normie" you're just a loser who can't hold down a relationship, yo uaren't like incels you're not much like normies either because you must have some severe personality defect to get shags but not keep a girl around
>>224814488>female colleagues in the officepartial to rorke's antics are they?
we must deal with the Norwegian menace
Cock nose hairy bellend
>>224814491https://youtu.be/q_f32HyUZTQWatch this if you’re serious. Wake up
>>224814500Concession accepted
>>224814500good postguy is a clown >reee im a loser who can't get shags except the occasion i do get reee i have no friends except for those i see each week reee i have no money except for the above average earning job i haveSTATE OF IT
>>224814491My dad's partner was one of them and it's definitely a lunatic cult. Then she had a brain embolism and died so let that be a lesson to you.
>>224814526I won't be watching any video with a thumbnail like that. Sorry.
peter ian staker
just learnt i should not have a brain embolism and die
Ancient Chinese proverb - Ch'au asked 'Is there any way to an unperterbed mind?' The answer was 'Yes.'
>>224814556Missing out. Sam shamoun is the real deal
Years ago I was Chinese
scrombofulating
>>224814521we were splitting up work and after ending up with a really tedious task that would take 2 days i said "me tink me gwan tek mi own life" and this had two girls in hysterics they repeated it over and over that day
>Opens MS Teams>Selects chat with myself >Sticks weighted item on space keyOh yeah it's leaving my laptop time
youve met me at a very chinese time in my life
>>224814555The women in the adverts are all qts though
Elvis reminds me of Tim here. The way he's playing the piano too. I wonder if this performance is what Tim is impersonating.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61-RycNKdJk
Send all the wogs to Piddington
with warhammers you used to get the plastic ones and the metal ones. i hated the metal ones because they never glued properly even with super glue
>>224814627in the thumbnail he looks like danny
I have a fucking bum chin god hates meI’m also uglyAnd have a small penis
All the other parties are Zionists. There's only one party that can offerREBIRTH
>>224814630Rorke's struggle.
>UK says high-readiness forces ready for Suwalki crisisIt's officially over. Conscripton soon.
>>224814660What the fuck is sulwaki crisis
>>224814660>Suwalki crisisgreek bros…no more cheese
>>224814677Russia attacking the sulwaki gap
Got nothing to do on the weekends have I
Mad how some tarq dying during a tarq sport makes the headlines
>>224814600>what's the biggest poo that anyone's ever poodgood fucking quesiton tbf
>>224814703Ok nothing burger then
>>224814688Souvlaki doesn't even have cheese
signing up for the 1st PIP Division Light Brigade
>>224814703hope the jeans i ordered to shop and collect are alright
What are the best foods to stockpile that last the longest?
>>224814719Hello Petrov
sick to bastard death of Brownestine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZXLLMbJdZ4&list=RDCZXLLMbJdZ4&start_radio=1Liverpool more like Livercool innit
Having some early picky bits
>>224814715>32guy looks in his 40s in this phot
>>224814746This will upset them for some reason
Dad was weeping like a little girl when we dropped my sister off at university. Ngl I know it’s wrong but it’s hard to look at him the same now
>>224814753Were you there?
>>224814728Unprocessed wheat grains. Kept air tight in minimal moisture they last basically forever. Take some out to hull and grind into flour for bread and such as needed. Keep some mute ducks to mitigate nutritional deficiencies like B12 and you're set.
>>224814753If you had a daughter you'd know what it's like knowing she's gonna get bonked by 40 guys in the next 3 years.
>>224814728batchelors chicken noodles are inedible by all bacteria known to man and they stack quite efficiently
>>224814755Yeah?>>224814760she’s not that type lol
>>224814743based pierre
>>224814770>she’s not that type lolNo such thing. Explain what makes you think she isn't going to bang
Why didn't anyone tell me Italy is a special snowflake country and doesn't use normal European plug adapters? Where can I get a pasta shaped one before Sunday without resorting to airport?
>>224814782www.amazon.co.uk
>>224814760doubt my dad cared about her going to uni as my sister has been shagging since she was about 14
>she’s not that type lolBro I've got some magic beans to sell you, no seriously they really work
>>224814753Reckon I might be the same when my daughter goes in 4 years. It will be even sadder if it's not a good uni of course
just detected a certain fungal odour in the thread
>>224814780Literally a weird little nerd doesn’t go out just reads and studies probably autistic of some sort. She turned 18 in feb still won’t even have a drink
>>224814782the fuck are you talking about i have a universal adapter for eu and it worked in italy. you can get one that works for every country and is compact
>>224814721YOU TAKE MY MONEY BUT I'LL TAKE YOUR FOODYOU FIRE YOUR UZI BUT I'M NOT WITH YOUSO WHEN YOU'RE WAITING FOR THE NEXT ATTACKI'LL BE AWAY, I WON'T HAVE YOUR BACKTHE PHONE ALARM GOES, THE CHARGE BEGINSBUT ON THIS BATTLEFIELD NOONE WINSTHE SMELL OF ROTTEN CHEESE AND NECKBEARD BREATHAS I PLUNGE BACK INTO MY BUNK BEDOHHHHHH
>>224814782you can just use normal eu plugs there
>>224814805She sounds like wife material you odious little incel. Also reading and studying doesn't make you autistic. You people are insane.
>>224814800Okay mate we all believe you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AnG04qnLqI
>>224814760screaming>>224814806this i cant remember any issues with adaptors in italy lol
>>224814660we'll do nothing
>>224814805does she watch ruby granger and if not have you recommended her? reckon she'd love her
>>224814806I used to have one of those but then it started smelling of burning plastic when I used it so it went in the bin >>224814813Yeah further research has confirmed the 3 pins is only for like electrical appliances and shit. Panic over.
>>224814830Well a second ago you were basically calling her a whore so make your mind up before insulting me
we have approx. 500,000 people of italian heritage and 300,000 Italian citizens in the unhave you made them feel welcome, /brit/?
consider how shit w11 is, then imagine if it were 5X worse, and 5X as expensive.that's the steaming heap of pajeet shit that is crapple pajeetOS, running on its own custom tailored specially designed first party apploo hardwarethese curryniggers can't even update their own pajeetOS on their own 100% in house 100% custom designed currybooks without bricking themnow imagine if these street shitters released their curryniggerOS to run on completely unsupported hardware with drivers made by onions boy hobbyists, that's pajeetintoshmacos is the biggest heap of currynigger shit in the history of operating systems, and releasing it on PC would finally expose this curryniggerOS to the world for the steaming heap of pajeet shit that it is
>>224814182thought that was gazza from the thumbnail
Any beast in the bathtub niggas in? Used to love this book as a kid
>>224814847you stupid fucking retard bastard cunt
>>224814869Kek done him
>>224814855Girls like her are rare. Your dad was right to cry she sounds like a gem. She fit? Ever... you know...?
>>224814848F Sway, he was knocked off road early in Top Boy and life, it's grim
>>224814869I've been done, I cannot refuse these allegations.
>>224814869scrmasdf
my parents came to my university graduation but didn't bother going to my sister's so i think i'm the favourite child
>>224814886shut up mate
obviously meant the uk didnt i not the un
>>224814589cant imagine having to use teams at toil#slackgang
>>224814880Grow up
>>224814899YELLINGthat's him done
>>224814899show some respect for the dead, rorke
when rappers get shot or generally die i feel somewhat good i dunno why
>>224814913fuck him and fuck you
Will be on the holsten pils later
>>224814833Don't care whether you do. Wait 4 years and I'll post a pic from her uni.
hairs falling out again
>>224814931whenever i hear about it i like to shout "that's a wrap!" like on a film set
>>224814949grim
far-right provocateur Paddington Bear
can just be rude to people nowadays and receive (you)s for itapparently that's the standard for "doing" someone
finally watched this scene and it was gross
>>224814931did you feel the same when lil peep died?>>224814933evil incel be quiet
>>224814955Clearly do though as you’re rattled. When you lose your virginity come let us know fella remember prostitutes don’t count
>>224814972silence chimp boy
>>224814931because they're all obviously criminal dickheads. good riddance
>>224814976lil peep was good so felt bad but he had it coming slamming that much street xanax and recording himself doing it for social media
>>224814966he got sorted out ages ago mate. cunt had it coming
I think there's something wrong with a vein in my leg because it hurts when I walk, at least I think it's a vein could be anything really
>>224814770>Yeah?alri I'm sorry
>>224814994make me
>>224815005blog on snorelordgo call 101
>>224814972The Abolition of /brit/ain
>>224814868>beast in the bathtubIs this a kids book about kids being molested?
>>224815009No need to apologise
pints WITH roz
>>224815016*gags you with bwc*
>>224815030No molestation happens you horrible cunt
let's be honest, you're just threatened by their blackness
>Bakky Enforced Uterus Destructionapparently japanese were filming porn where a girl thought she was doing a lesbian scene then 8 men would hiding behind flower pots and shit would jump out and "surprise" her with a gangbangdon't understand how they thought they could get away with literal rape but yeah some of them were imprisoned
>>224815005it's an infarction
>>224815038um
>>224815039Then why is the naked little boy being touched by a fat beast in the tub?
>>224815038I miss when the common term was BNP (Big Nordic Penis)
didn't feel like cooking todayhaving a sandwich and crisps for lunch
>>224815045fucking scream
love arse mealways have always will
>>224815045
>>224815045>hiding behind flower pots and shityodeling at this mental image
>>224815045>literal rapeIt's called radical realism, and its a very important sort of filmmaking
>>224815053ayo we got jim carrey in dr house before we gotted GTA VI :skull:
>>224815092mental how good it is
I used to be a gobshite I must be honest
might just get a motorcycle since they cost like a billion times less than cars
>>224815133Don't forget to sign up as an organ donor first
mental how theres still tens of thousands of morrocans going about raping and looting in Ceuta and their government doesnt even care lmao
>>224815062Because, you odious little virgin, the boy needs to take a bath but there's a beast in there alreadyWith minimal space he needs the beast to scrub his back
funny how mothers don’t love their kids properly if they are ugly kids
lovingly kissing catberg on his little faggot forehead
>>224815153You don't sign up to be an organ donor in this country moron. It's implied you already are unless you explicitly opt out. Even then they have "data loss" every few years that wipes out the opt out list. It's fucked.
>>224815165ewcreep
>>224815101Literally, my work colleagues turned around and looked at me as I tried to contain my laughter
slept for 11 1/2 hours last night. feel very rested.
>>224815165That doesn't change the main question, why is a naked little boy being touched by a stranger? Why are you reading nonce literature?
>>224812032>>224812097the swedes are making fun of are tobes
>>224815154its their culture rorke. stop being racist
>>224815154The Spanish care, I listen to their 24hr new while exercising to help learn the language and they're always going on about fucking Ceuta
>>224815153Make sure to pick up my pussy man card too since I’m gonna be shagging so much when I get a cool bike
nothing wrong with being an organ donor. not like you'll be needing them.
>>224815187dont believe this to be true as you can get organ donor cards
>>224815133get an ebike, no licence and cheaper
>>224815185
>>224815187Fair enough, though that was just Wales.
>>224815237wonder what el gato had to say
>>224815255>Miau
>>224815039>>224815062>>224815165>>224815199why are you having a domestic dispute over a kids book
>>224815259I'm just curious why anon is recommending pro-paedophile content
>>224815229>How does the opt out system work?>Under the opt out system, it will be considered that you agree to become an organ donor when you die, if:>you are over 18>you have not opted out>you are not in an excluded groupExcluded group = Tarqs, benefits scroungers and brown people btw.
>>224815259
>>224815229couldnow the cabal just assume they can harvest you
>>224815235Ebikes don’t get pussy
>>224815266no you arent you just want to argue about inane bullshit to feel intelligent
nigga said odious
must be mental putting your willy in a fanny
dont want them to take my organs i just dont ok
>>224815290>you just want to argue about inane bullshit Perhaps>to feel intelligentIf you think this make me feel intelligent, I'm not sure you followed the discussion.
>>224815307gets boring after a while
odious cretin worm of a man in?
>>224815270no, excluded groups are AIDs and cancer patients and the like
>>224815308Too late
I am a slug tbf
>>224815308No it's not ok, you don't need them and Quentin Alexandre Boffkin-Tarqes IV does
>>224815330im also a slug but one of those cool colourful sea slugs
>>224815308well you can opt out so that's okay
shitting hellfire whats that
>>224815369looting skill 100, ha! just like in skyrim
>>224815369ancient image. look at that iphone 6 patina
right well
not pooed todayit's not right
how do you even get your stiff knob to bend that far backwards ive tried it and it never works shit's painfulmaybe estrogen just gives you a limp willy
nigga said patina
had 270ml vodka poured yesterday only drank half of it and felt tired and went to bed. first time ive ever done that maybe ill be alright in the end
>>224815266>pro-paedophile contentAs previously discussed it's not pro paedo you just want it to be so you can rush out and buy a copy
got hanxiety so ive taken a magnesium
>>224815442>discussed*stated, not discussed
Even though only 10-15% of people are left-handed, there is a higher than usual number of characters in The Simpsons that appear to be left-handed or are seen to be writing with their left hand. Some are generally noted to be officially left-handed characters. These include Bart Simpson, Seymour Skinner, Ned Flanders, Moe Szyslak, Marge Simpson (originally) and many others.
>>224815456Rorke is a lefty
look at him greed bugger
>>224815456they all live near a nuclear plant and they're also yellow and have huge overbites
>>224815441This nigga drinking he vodka outta pyrex measuring jug
>>224814102Newberg
Gas and diesel prices are absolutely insaneRussia will make trillions and take all of EuropeAnglokikes won't do shit
>>224815494bro was doing a science experiment
Florence Pugh was an unfortunately chubby and uninspiring choice for the Princess in Dune 2. I can get behind Zendaya as Chani because she's meant to look like a little brown gremlin, but Irulan is mean to be tall, statuesque and frighteningly beautiful.
>>224815485ktim
>>224815526I think Pugh is insanely fit and want to shag her very badly so it's fine in my books
Why is the middle claaaass so obsessed with Ukraine Went to a debate the other week and one speaker dared suggesting throwing unlimited resources at this war isn't sensible and the room went feral
>>224815526you know its not real life dont you mate
>>224815543It's a ZOGbot cause
showering:working class - after workmiddle class - first thing in the morningupper class - after breakfastelites - after lunch
>>224815569I haven't showered since Sunday
>>224815589I haven't showered since june
>>224815569Showering after work is the most hygienic so this doesn't reflect well on tartsWhy would you want to go to bed without being clean?
>>224814102read about this guy earliercute little lad, I hope they find his mates
aristocrats: >>224815589
long article on the BBC telling us to start preparing for war
>>224815606povvo copeunless you're doing manual labour it doesn't matter in terms of hygiene if you shower before or after work
>>224815621Ominous
>>224815606tarq work involves sitting down at a desk mate
>>224815602son
>>224815621bet there's an article tomorrow asking why everyone is so anxious these days
Frag the draft officersTKDAFNMFH
>>224815308me defending my church from a mob of thieving musicians
>>224815631WrongYou will sweat throughout the day regardless and your body produces oils
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9qrn3y72dxo
first poo of the day done
Actually grotesque if you go to bed without showering tbqh
>>224815694I'm a once-a-weeker me
>>22481569240 boobs gone, brit mourns the loss
>>224815718grow up
I poo when the time is right
>>224815690You also sweat during the night you mong which is why people who work in an office shower before work.Also humans don't generally get diseases and die from skipping a shower after a bit of sweat. There is no hygiene benefit from showering at a particular time of day.
me: >>224815656
new>>224815744>>224815744>>224815744
>>224815692NHS moment
>>224814253This is what they do when women stand up sleep together with horses >>224814327She definitely fucks horses
