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perception edition
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I wasted my life
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perception
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>>>/r9k/85565165
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No idea what to do on the weekends


Fuck my life
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so i made a bloody chili con carne with an abundance of kidney beans and ample black beans but i didn't wash them properly so i've been farting up a storm

the good thing is the gf who will be watching a movie with in a moment also keeps going to the toilet so in a few minutes she'll be forced to sit down and let some toots out next to me
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confidently a virgin
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>>224818880
screaming
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>>224818853
I wouldn’t like people pointing and taking pictures of me regardless of chad or virgindom
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>>224818899
yeah, confidently a VIRGIN
lmao
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>>224818782
far worse things for a woman to be obsessed with
still if she only like dostevsky that is kinda weird
he's also i wouldn't say mysogonist but men are more important than women to him
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Can I get a (You).
And can you make last forever.
I said I'm bout to Wotan roar.
And I don't know if I'ma see you again
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>>224818886
that's a trannard
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The Argentina poster is a paedophile that posts from a proxy website that circumvents bans and is known to host child sexual abuse material. I cannot say the website or the owner that runs it because it auto-bans and you get a 3-dayer for posting it. The reason why you only ever see Germany, Japan, Argentina, Brazil, South Africa and Sweden is because those are the only flags you can choose from on the website, like choosing memeflags on /pol/. The sperg gets very upset when you mention this paedo website
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remember back in 2005 someone spelled "definitely" as "defiantly" in the irc channel for wow and i linked him to https://www.d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y.com/ and he called me a virgin
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>>224818950
ive never seen that posted once on 4chan no idea where the fuck you go
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>>224818950
I got a 7-dayer for posting the website last time
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>>224818751
they have bad breath, just letting you know
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Char did nothing wrong
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>>224819023
They’re just like us! No more brother wars!
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>>224818950
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>>224819023
>every female from a country has bad breath
are brazilians retarded?
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>>224818970
You know that actor who played the joker in suicide squad and his name rhymes with salad netto, a turbo sperg with that nickname waged an autism war with mods on here once and made his own website. There were two websites im not sure which one he made, but both of them hosted child pornography in a "loli" section of the imageboard he had. Probably best not to visit the website for that reason alone
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>>224819023
what about uruguayans they sound pretty similar
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hate my bloody benchod life
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>>224818853
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>>224819056
seems like he's right
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>>224819084
they're like the high tier, non-schizo, kind version of boludos(argies), way better hygiene too
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Jared Leto as the Joker in Suicide Squad
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>>224819093
he's accusing half of the posters that frequent this thread to be some kind of pedophile conspiracy. What the fuck do you think?
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downloading nude Ciri mods in preparation for the Witcher remaster
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>>224819083
Kek can you really not post that name? Don’t wanna risk a ban by trying
Also I used to see that website posted all the time but never visited it because I was worried about that exact issue
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>>224819130
now remove jared
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Leto
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nth for the baddiedem
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>>224819161
oh, maybe it was something else then. there is a name that does get you banned though
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forgot how great hugh laurie was in those stuart little movies
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>>224819177
Yeah it's his real name which starts with David
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>>224819132
That’s the most plausible conspiracy I’ve ever heard
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Jared is that ex fat subway nonce
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the missus
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>>224819235
Not b&
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>>224819188
Found it really weird when I rewatched Matilda and realised Danny devito was the father, didn’t remember that at all
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Shaved n showered now time to get sorted and head off out to meet my mate for a few jars. It fucking Friday x

https://youtu.be/5dbEhBKGOtY?is=IWB8LEKlTsroRRbj
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>>224819236
qt!
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>>224819288
Sounds womfy de lad. Where are you heading?
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Rorke is ready and willing to give his life to defend the suwalki corridor
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gfberg came home with one of these goofy guys the other day and I must say I am enjoying its presence
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>>224819300
I want her to undergo a bimbo transformation and wear outrageously slutty latex and PVC outfits
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>>224819319
that's cool I like him
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LOLWUT
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>>224819347
based
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>>224819307

Town. Got me best aftershave on. Garn on the pull me de lid x
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might piss myself
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>>224819349
Embedded ‘p don’t open
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Maybe farming food is fake.
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>>224819349
there is cp hidden in this image
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HelperLad has a better life than me
THAT'S depressing
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after being informed of this botnet website I am forced to filter all foreign flags until we can figure out what the hell is going on
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used to wear a nuance hat and think the world was a complicated place that could not be reduced to left and right but it actually can because that's how almost everybody thinks
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wonder if food is gonna be free in the future, after all we make significantly more than we consume.
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>>224819369
Well you've got to smell lush in life don't you?
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>>224819413
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>>224819369
What do you think about Diego?
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any virgin neeks in? what's going on with the Wolverine game, why are people making memes about it?
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would you have resisted the beheading if you were caught by isis? why didn't they?
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bring back the "lolwut" pear
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my bum smells like poo
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>>224819407
Unless you have a criminal prosecution for possession of child porn I doubt that
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>>224819446
Think I might shit into a man's fuck
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>>224819455
reckon they'd kill you in an even more horrible way if you resisted
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Ahoy
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>>224819460
my bumhole is brown from all the poo that’s rubbed against it
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>>224819467
I'm a dissociated schizo who hardly leaves his flat and helperlad is out on the pull
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>>224819446
it's just another one of those videogames made for people that don't play videogames, people make fun of it because of how much handholding it has.
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>>224819459
for me it's the orly owl
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anyone remembers the 2023-2024 /brit/ golden age
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Struggling to install mint because my gay chromebook has 16gb storage and it needs at least 16.1gb wtf. Now we're trying an OEM install. Would have given up fucking ages ago without AI telling me exactly what to do, is a good time to be doing computer shit
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>>224819501
So many games are like that now though
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natural materials becoming harder to find at affordable prices
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>>224819507
The golden age were the chats with Aisha

OH AISHA, where are you
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I remember almost meeting up with a prozzie off Craigslist but must have given away that I was a 15 year old neekazoid so she stopped messaging me
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>>224819515
have you considered that the reason you're struggling is the bad advice from the ai lol
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>>224819507
I was there and it was just as shit then as it is now
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>>224819486
Yeah like the ones they put in cages and set on fire
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have a hell of a mountain to climb de lads
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>>224819515
16gb storage? That's ridiculous
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>>224819567
why lad
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Just watched a documentary on Bacha Bazi and it's seriously grim

This is why these niggas need a government like the Taliban cause left to their own devices this stuff happens
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sudo cp
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https://i.4cdn.org/int/1789726423266525.webm
So THAT is how you do it
Sit with a collar in your pocket and wait for a woman to give you money
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>>224819572
It's a chromebook I bought second hand 10 years ago, just use it for moving around and stuff because I don't care if it gets exploded
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>>224819551
same
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>>224819557
at least you have some personal space that way
buddhist monks prefer it
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me: hate my life
also me: *spends every minute when I'm not working rotting in my bedroom, not even interacting with other people online*
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>>224819574
34 and alcoholic and have no mates so I have to go out and find mates when I've been avoiding that all my life, and I'm going to AA and NA too which is tough
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>>224819590
Even the death penalty hasn’t stopped them doing it
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life is short as fuck when you think about it
life is basically over by the time your turn 30
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>>224819611
do you have nice dreams at least? x
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>>224819611
>>224819616
Kay Timothy
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>Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood says 'racist protestors' will face full force of the law if they continue to protest against the resettlement of 1200, mostly middle eastern men in the disused Piddington barracks.

imagine showing this headline to someone in 1939
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Can't wait to surprise the little kiddies on halloween this year
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>>224819664
Alarming post
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>>224819658
imagine showing them even just the first four words
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Wish I had three or four bourbon biscuits
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watching plane crash videos and crying ;o;
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>>224819664
are you giving them regular sized chocolate bars?
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>>224819611
screaming
dont forget the rampant alcoholism, fast food, and shitposting on the internet
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>>224819616
Think you should stop drinking de lad
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reckon i'd be big into the rorke scene if i was british from britain
sadly i'm yank
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haven't messaged anyone for about a week
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>>224819721
what about us?
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>claims to hate his life
>worships some magical jewish demon who has in fact caused this to happen in his life for some reason
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haven't massaged anyone for about a week
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when the clock hits four im off for a pint
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>>224819735
i mean people i know in real life
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told my gf she was painting her eyebrows too high, she looked surprised
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you can do what you want but don't ever say nigger
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haven't mis-aged anyone for about a week
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>>224819753
i know you in real life Callum
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>>224819758
scromitting
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Paki
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>>224819753
Boy, this IS real life
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boomers are literally living their wet dream
pensions fully paid for, indians to wipe their arses when they get to their 80s, other third worlders to subsidise their shit business models with cheap labour
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>>224819748
Out of oil?
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rorke saying he has an active social life because he talks to people on /brit/ all day
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early bedtime on the cards for me i reckon
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>>224819664
Yh I love going out creeping them out lmao
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>>224819236
The punchingbag
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Will I get friends and a gf if I got skinny
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didn't even know this happened
mad
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>>224819825
...nh
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>>224819808
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>>224819832
appalling post
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>>224819794
No I have a cupboard full of baby oil, for parties and such
Just can't be arsed
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Jews on the left (Bill Maher, Pink, etc): Palestinians want to KILL YOU FOR BEING GAY.

Jews on the right: Palestinians want to KILL YOU FOR BEING WHITE.

In defense of the left, they are better at passing this bad faith argument shit test than many on the right.
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>>224819758
Bet you thought that was funny
Well it wasn't!
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no idea why there are 4+ people working in every cafe, 90% of orders can easily be done on a screen
literally held to ransom because 5% of their customers are spastics
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£100 wasted on 2 games so that's something
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get the 'tex posted
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>>224819849
Americans want to hug me for being cute!
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Cold mostly gone just some lingering symptoms now
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>>224819832
Incredible post
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>>224819849
Ian in the middle: I hope i remembered to record Bargain Hunt today
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>hello, I hope this email finds you well. From 1st of October, I shall no longer be in charge of the access system so please direct all access requests to the new person in charge. Please note that from now on, I do not grant or deny access requests.
Mhmm, okay, and the new person in charge is?
>Hello, I hope this email finds you well. I am unaware who will be taking over and as such, cannot advise on who can resole this access requests
Mhmm, okay so in the meantime who is dealing with access requests?
>Hello, I hope this email finds you well, please direct all access requests to myself via this email as per the usual protocol

I hate Millennials
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First we STAB, then we KILL

1. Stab
2. Kill
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Talcum in the Piddle
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Ian searching boobs on google images and having a wank
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>>224819873
penis and balls status?
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mad how someone like sneako genuinely has people that follow him
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>>224819915
ktim on altavista in 2002
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>>224819915
i don't want to believe that Ian wanks
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>>224819919
browns do of course
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>>224819902
lil zoomer can't read properly. A tale as old as time itself. Retard
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>they have security guards at recycling centres now
blimey are there that many people breaking in to steal copper and scrap
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>>224819919
there's 2 billion muslims floating about
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>>224819908
I had a dream about talcum powder last week
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>Cwying
And that's your Dad rolling around on the floor in hysterics
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What's Walliams done then?
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>toiling 8 hours 5 days days a week
HOW THE FUCK DO NORMIES DO THIS SHIT FOR DECADES
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Cozy Friday afternoon. Rain hammering away.
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said i might do nothing earlier today and i have in fact done nothing
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>>224819507
>luh or me it was efcevie, katie and holodem ENRECO kino autumn of 2024
didn't know how good I had it...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F90Cw4l-8NY
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>>224819935
when he cums he says oh goodness and then thoroughly washes his hands with soap
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>>224819980
Sat blokely next to the window, bollocks nestled comfortably betwixt ones legs
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>>224819980
i'm minutes from you
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>>224819507
i know this is ironic but /brit/ was genuinely still quite fun until about 2021
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>>224819980
can you sit on my face after your shift
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>>224819984
manifesting success
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>when the race war happens and I team up with black people to exterminate Muslims and pajeeta
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dude cody im gonna go see that hoor movie about that teer attack then go buy a new meer afterwards you wanna come with?
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>>224819992
for*
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>>224819980
You're lying i just looked out of my window and it;s not raining
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Anyone remember the /brit/ podcast
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>>224819942
>Canslad is a zoomer
Maybe 35 years ago
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sup stokeuy
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youtube comments on music are always so shite
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>>224820021
mate
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>>224820099
Dad used to play this song then he died of cancer. RIP dad x
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>>224820067
yh

https://www.youtube.com/live/Qkx-SHth2eE
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>>224820094
why do you pretend to drink
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>>224820067
I remember the britfeel one
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>>224820099
who's still listening in 2026?
*extremely long post about this being their dead brother's favourite song*
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wish i lived in france during the belle epoque. wish i wasnt a munted virgin retard. wish the western hemisphere would explode
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whyd they hire a chinky man and then overdub his voice with a london geezer accent in that episode of inbetweeners then
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>>224820015
Do you also live in the Sundorne area of Shrewsbury?
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>>224820132
>>224819980
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>>224820122
it's just the woman from tom and jerry
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all east asian women are sexy and attractive angels that desperately need to be loved by white european men
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hate when dadberg brings some random cunt over without warning in advance and they're in the kitchen literally all day so i starve to death
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>>224820202
rent boys?
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>>224820155
did it a few times that episode might have been something wrong with the audio
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Paki literally sat arguing with me on instagram about marrying cousins
And we invite these freaks here
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They renamed fatty from the bash street kids to freddy and renamed spotty to scotty
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ian talm bout hello
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>>224820234
nah his boomer biomass mates
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>>224820257
You're spending your day arguing with actual pakis on the internet
Gain a bloody clue!
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>>224820268
the woke have gone TOO FAR this time
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email from toil just now that they want to me to meet with HR on monday to discuss 'activities detected on your network while working remotely'
surely, SURELY toil cannot view my internet activity on other devices at home while my work laptop is on the network? I only use it for work at home. This is illegal if this is the case no?
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>>224820301
>SURELY toil cannot view my internet activity on other devices at home while my work laptop is on the network?
No they can't
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>>224820301
no they can't spy on your personal network
surely they mean something within the company's network
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>>224820301
they'll get cookies from devices on your network you should only be wanking on tor + vpn if you wfh
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>>224820268
Cuthbert is now friends and not bullied
We also have Harsha Chandra (brown), Mandira Sharma (Brown), Steven "Super Star" Starr (black), Khadija Raad (brown), Mahira Salim (brown)
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>>224820301
Larp, most people live with other people so this policy would make no sense
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>>224820301
If your work laptop connects to a network, and you go on 4chan when connected to this network, then yes they will be able to see what websites you've connected to.
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>>224820344
That's not how cookies work you mug
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>>224820301
i don't understand
do they have access to your "work laptop"?
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>when connected to the network
Absolute mongs, obviously they can monitor you if you're on their network
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Chop up biomass and incinerate them to heat the pensioners houses
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>>224820351
They gave cuthbert a gf so people wouldn’t think he was gay kek
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>>224818880
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>>224820130
goof
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>>224820301
you must have been on a website that flagged something while using work laptop. It happened to me. I was reading a news report from south africa about some suppliers and I had no idea that the shitty SA tabloid reporting it had literal links to livejasmin on it which the system had picked up. Thankfully it was resolved and understood very quickly indeed.
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>>224820301
Canslad here, lad
Let's discuss
Technically yes but it would mean they've installed malicious software to do so and would be considered breaking the law (ie they'd need to install something on the network without your knowledge which would be illegal)(

What do you use your toil laptop for?
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>>224820301
Also saying no, not for other devices.
For your work laptop, yes regardless of network
>>224820375
email says "your network"
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NEVER MADE IT AS A WISEMAN
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>>224820301
bro was using his work laptop to go on 4chan and look at hardcore loli hentai
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>>224820301
Embrace the future anon! What are you, some conspiracy theorist?
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>>224820399
why do they have information about his work laptop if he's connected to his own internet
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Used to browse 4chan on my old work laptop at my old toil desu nothing ever came of it
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bonus time
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>Canslad here, lad
>Let’s discuss
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>>224820399
You just said
>while my work laptop is on the network
Yes your work laptop is monitored when you log into the network.
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Fucks sake it's so irritating watching so many people be wrong on here but I really don't care enough to correct them.
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>Let's discuss
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Baffling how many tech illiterate niggas there are here I thought 4chan users were supposed to be nerds
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I just got fired because my roommate was on xhamster while I was working from home lads
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guy who got the message from toil here; just got another update
I made the whole thing up
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>>224820442
scr
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doubt hr would tell you what the meeting is for nor would they inform you on a friday that they want to meet on monday
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Cuthbert mentioned
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Installing lubuntu since I failed the linux mint 16.1gb shit test. Sure it's all the same anyway.
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i used to have porn and 4chan up when i was typing my uni assignments up on those websites that can detect if you're cheating
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>>224820472
Yeah I figured since you kept switching from "my network" to your work network, and your devices and your laptop. Shit bait 0/10
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>>224820485
the U seal
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>>224820458
being a smug prick without actually having any knowhow to back it up is also just british culture
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>>224820498
>I figured
FOY
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>>224820480
You'd be surprised if it's a big business. Bigger businesses don't really do the 'we care about you' shite that smaller ones do

>>224820458
anon even back in 2004 when it started, most people on 4chan were retards

>>224820485
the fuck laptop do you have that you need lubuntu
>>224820472
Right so can you post the email?
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>>224820499
gp
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I am Cuthbert, son of Cuthbert
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>>224820506
Yeah and every bloke in the neighborhood having a go on your (specifically your) mums hairy RAT is Aussie culture
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Was originally off tomorrow but agreed to cover part of a colleague's shift (8:30 am - 13:00 pm) well it's not a long shift and it's an extra £52 in my pocket and can do a bit of shopping after I've finished my shift too
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>>224820514
Chromebook from 2014
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>>224820528
my mums a lovely woman
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dressing up as poo seal for halloween
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>>224820485
GO ON LUBUNTU, DOWNLOAD SAM FACKING DATA
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got mental wealth
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gonna dress up as an elf this winter to earn money
fucking kill me
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>Shit bait 0/10
>no fewer than 11 replies
>28 posts related to it
>More than 10% of the thread from one shitpost
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>>224820528
HOWLING

put some vegemite on that auszilian, he is TOAST
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>>224820533
I'll see you tomorrow morning then at Shrewsbury Aldi on Thrower Road around 9am then yeah?
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>>224820424
Lot of employers have logging software on the computers
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Going to sort my fashion sense out and start dressing more feminine
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>>224820570
Do elaborate kindly
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oh he seething
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browsing r/UniUK during freshers week and laughing at all the mentally ill zoomers having a melty about everything
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>>224820506
They hated him because he told the truth
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is that £52 in your pocket or just your male cock?
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>>224820572
are you the /brit/ auditing man
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Camden Sainsbury's underground car park
18:00
Tonight
Be there if you want to fight, and then potentially kiss and exchange contact details
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>>224820592
can i pick off the scabs of your self-harm wounds on your stomach
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scream
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>>224820533
Fucking Hell that's grim spaino
You literally make minimum wage

>>224820543
erm
why not y'know, get a better laptop
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>>224820621
like what for examples? you have to realise, the ones posting on reddit are not the ones going out drinking and shagging
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>>224820599
need money
families will be going somewhere winter-themed over christmas
I will be an elf
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>>224820629
LOL
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>>224820621
Kek the guy stuck in a flat with all the Chinese
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>>224820582
well no he'll be working then won't he
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>>224820621
first post i see is Flatmates don't speak English baka
love this country
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>>224820621
vlogs back soon
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>>224820645
>the unspecialised in living
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Just watched sex slaves get fucked for 17 minutes. One of them had a literally perfect face and body and they treat her the worst
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who wants a go on my arse?
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>>224820647
Zoomers aren't drinking or shagging mate. They are shut-in freaks and mentally ill.
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You won't come to my ALDI because you're all gob no action

>>224820634
They're not scabby

>>224820641
Fucking clown ALDI pays WELL ABOVE minimum wage it's the best paying supermarket in the country I get like £13.70 an hour or something
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>>224820647
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>>224820681
need your cock in my mouth
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>>224820592
oooh let me pick some things out for you!
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That scary first wank at uni accomodation
We all had to do it
Shuffling the salad in an unfamiliar place, with unfamiliar people the other side of the walls, a knock at the door could come any moment
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>>224820678
i can see massive groups of people going out every night, buying booze, girls in miniskirts, uniform nights out etc

you are delusional and need to get off twitter if you think students are doing the same shit they were doing 10 years ago
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>>224820641
Got no use for a better one, anything that needs Office I do on my work laptop, and got a couple of desktops for server and media stuff. This is just a throwaway one that I use for writing and carrying around since it's basically disposable. Just needs a bit of attention as it was running galliumos which is officially dead and couldn't update my browsers and kept crapping out on me. One day I'll drop it for the last time and then I'll buy something newer (or just steal one from toil)
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>>224820653
They sound easier to communicate with than the group of Gym Bros I ended up sharing with who stuck fireworks up their bum outside my window and BBQd eggs at 5:20am. I am still not sure what cursed language they spoke but it contained a lot of protein powder.
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>>224820514
not about caring, it's just not how hr operates generally. they don't give you a heads up that you're about to get in trouble for a specific thing in a few days' time, they just haul you in
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>>224820718
is this serious?
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didn't know ew was starting uni
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>>224820653
>HA! HA! IMAGINE THAT! SHARING A FLAT WITH NON-ENGLISH PEOPLE!
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>>224820692
imagine arriving in halls and 6 of your housemates are indian and chinese
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The truth is the shit north west university I attended for a year in 2015 did nothing to support my mental health and almost fucking killed me
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I lived in a shared house at uni and had my own room so I just wanked but sometimes people would just walk in without knocking
pretty sure all of my housemates caught me wanking
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We played Ring of Fire on my first night in freshers halls and I broke the ring, so I had to drink a pyrex jug filled with beer, wine, vodka, alcopops etc and down it in one in front of a load of new people I'd never met before and didn't want to look soft in front of. Managed to get it down me and hold it down, before nipping outside for a fag and throwing it all up in a bush. No one ever knew.
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>>224820727
screaming done that freak
and ironically despite being le reddit spacing u are less reddit than him
WHAT A WORLD
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>>224820681
>>>224820641 (You)
>Fucking clown ALDI pays WELL ABOVE minimum wage it's the best paying supermarket in the country I get like £13.70 an hour or something
Let's do the fucking math, you retarded man in a dress shall we
>£52 for 4 hours (let's be nice and say you get a break)
that's £13 an hour
Now, let's check minimum wage
April 2026 £12.71

So, you're right. You're making a lot more than minimum wage
My apologies, spaino. I am happy you are making 29 pence more per hour than just minimum wage
Truly,. you are a man among men in dresses
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>>224820439
Well?
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Mighty Mike Plays played a blinder with that ad campaign
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>>224820727
They genuinely aren't, don't know why you choose to lie like this. I remember when the high street actually WAS buzzing and every nightclub and pub was packed from Thursday through to Sunday morning. It is dead now, its been dead for years. Zoomers are socially crippled mongoloids too afraid to go outside.
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>>224820733
Could have befriended them and had them elevate you to their high Chad order. But you fucked it instead. Not like I can judge, I skipped halls and moved into a private flat with my gf who I quickly grew to hate.
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>>224820729
Ah right was worried you were poor
Would personally to LFS and see if you can do it

>>224820735
All the places I've worked at I've always had an in with HR and knew most shit before it happened so am not used to being seen as a drone
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>>224820778
I blame the immigrants
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>>224820744
>assuming they may have been speaking about me makes me a self centered narcissist so I retract that statement
Social media has really done a number on these poor zoomzooms
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>>224820778
delusional cope. simple as. won't be arguing with a shutin like you.
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>>224820678
2016mong!
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>>224820781
2016 it was a different time x
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>>224820784
>am not

ESL moment
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>>224820793
think he was getting downvoted for that so he edited his post

such is the life on karma-based communities
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>>224820465
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We should be looking after the younger generation as they begin university having struggled through it ourselves. Not knocking them down, we need to be building each other up
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>>224820799
You don't even remember when it was good, so what do you know? You people are freaks, clubs are shutting because you don't go out. Everybody knows it, pipe down jayden
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>>224820781
using the word cuck does make you look like a bit of a freak in all fairness
it's one of those tells you're dealing with someone who legitimately doesn't know how to socialise off of 4chan
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>no no you are not allowed to socialise at uni
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>>224820837
>>224820837
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>>224820818
what is this
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>>224820820
shut up, troon
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To be fair pubs and clubs are definitely not as lively as they used to be
Don't even bother anymore unless there's an event on, haven't been to a pub since the world cup
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>>224820818
Thanks for sharing
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pubs after work are much busier than clubs are now
of course i'm talking about central london ones where people with actual careers go
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>>224820818
Ziedy be like "dus trans ook welkom"
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>>224820793
obviously theyre talking about him/her
do these freaks have no concept of cause and effect? he (feels like a she actually) was talking about them, what is possibly unusual about the reverse
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>>224820621
>How am I supposed to wank in a shared dorm
We have shared rooms in this country? Thought that was an American thing
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graham linebobs went off the deep end YEARS ago how is he still alive
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>>224820778
>Zoomers are socially crippled mongoloids too afraid to go outside.
That and a drink costs 5% of your weekly budget
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dangerous this but i am considering shutting the work laptop (craptop!!!!!!) off 45 minutes early
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>>224820752
I remember throwing up after playing save the queen for half the night and the only one who noticed was a nice fit girl who rubbed my back and said don't worry I wont tell anyone.
She converted to Islam about a year later.



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