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dropping a dark, evil shit into my beautiful white porcelain toilet
for all the sad incels out there, you could probably land a girl like this
>>224835475Trve chvdette
:(
amine
>>224835466Try Ian Van Dahl, guyhttps://youtu.be/efjc146v3hA?si=bMvejD54-2E8IZ5k
>>224835485Okay?
>>224835475all women are fakecelsShe will be married by end of year
My dad was watching Jujutsu Kaisen with me and he got hype from the Mahito fight
>>224835475Why are you browsing Redd*t?
>>224835485Join the club, fagAt least you have millions of dollarsFuck out my face, doo
heh, take that libcucks
>>224835492K.
>>224835494>She will be married by end of yearTo me
https://youtu.be/ZkXjZrcRS5U
life is just a passage of days until the next Panos Cosmatos movie
>>224835525Hey Balkanon, can you tell which nationality made this meme based on how he stereotypes other countries?
Yo mama looks like this
>>224835504Someone posted this /trueuglywomen thing the other day and I've been fascinated ever since. I'm familiar with the retarded neckbeard chuds and tranny freak leftoid shitlib idiots that always post here, but it's crazy to see that women are so heinously mindbroken about their looks.
>>224835539Would
>>224835535It's gotta be a Gayreek
>>224835535You can clearly tell this was made by a Serbian because they consider themselves on par with the rest of Europe while the rest of Europe does not
>>224835535the guys in /balk/ have this culture, and they're mostly the Balkans without ex-Yugoslavia, tho the Macedonians and Bulgarians make a fair amount of such memes due to a discrepancy between phenotype and language, however truncated, I'd say
flabbergasting how almost nobody has any civic sense at all. i gotta get out of this nigger world man
>>224835545Some of the stories might be made up. People like to troll and it's super easy to create fake stories with AI.
Civic? Like the car?
>>224835539I saw that movie, it was unexceptional. Tho as a kid I only ever read Goosebumps
>>224835568>movieThe books were greatI enjoyed the movie as a fan of the books. It was comfy
>>224835568The books are kino
>>224835506Are Republicans trying to lose the youth vote forever?
>>224835515shes chad only incel subhuman
>>224835575The youth unironically does not vote so that's a oxymoron kind of like a gypsy who doesn't steal
>>224835571you know what never fails to impress me each fall? Hocus Pocus! I love that movie so much. I can't even explain why, but that's my go-to.
you got to be completely buck broken to play cs over valorant
>>224835583I still count 18-25 as youth.
>>224835575I genuinely cant understand what the republicans are doing, trump is clearly sinking the ship and the country and theyre latching onto him like a baby to a nipple
it's absurd how much worse women are at dealing with loneliness than men
Also, The Holdovers with Paul Goonamatti was flawless, amazing, the best Wes Andersion rip off ever, that's probably even slightly better than the Master
>>224835595>Youth https://youtu.be/TjPhzgxe3L0
>>224835595Who do you vote for
>>224835605Dominic Sessa is playing Bourdain's pedo ahh in a new movie
more like "heaven knows I'm hungry now"
>>224835616I watched two series about Rocco Siffredi straight a while backand I wouldn't disadvise watching either, haha!
>>224835615He voted for Hardeep clearly
>>224835564yeah and the moon might be a hologram and the earth might be full of puddingwhat is your point nigga? obviously there are real ones like>>224835475who posted a vid of herself. she's not even really ugly, she's just normal looking, but she views herself as irredeemably ugly or something. i think this insane age of 11/10 gigathots has really just warped everyone's psyches.
>>224835615It doesn't really matter since no party represents my positions close enough for me to align with them. I usually just throw my vote away to a party like the PPC or earlier when i was a dumb ass kid the greens.
>>224835623you and mousey cuddling in the tub
>>224835623me and who?
>I am the sun.....AND THE AIR
>>224835642>>224835640
>>224835645I used to watch Charmed a lot, it was my Buffy in the 90's
Apparently Russia is about to strike some NATO country
>>224835655pls be Canada
>>224835650me too, mainly 'cause the sisters were hot
>>224835655N(e)ato
>>224835655Apparently we actually got Greenland and everybody memeing was retarded
>>224835663Alyssa Milano...she's Jenny from da Block tier even nowadays!
>HBO Max doesn't let households share anymoreOkay, I guess I'll watch all of your movies and shows illegally then. Retards
>>224835655when will this strike occour?
>>224835655According to who?
>>224835662>>224835664Worrying
>>224835655why would they attack europe when theyre already in a stalemate with Ukraine
Imagine stomping on a pedo's head until their skull cracked
>>224835677CIA and European officials
>>224835679I see no indication that Russia is about to strike a NATO country, from this post.
>>224835679That would quite literally not be the first time that's happened to Poland
>>224835655nothing ever happens
>>224835691And where did you find this information? Can you link the news article?
>>224835666holly was my favorite. too bad she did not age well
>>224835694AN INDICATION JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>224835694>>224835701CIA Directorhttps://www.cbsnews.com/news/cia-john-ratcliffe-warned-russia-not-to-attack-nato-moscow-trip/
more like "exercise is murder"
A bunch of leaders fell ill at the BRICS summit... did we do it?
i have a raging indication right now guysit's fucking huge
>>224835742Post body.
>>224835750Was it in India?
>>224835701
>>224835741>nearly a month old newsI already read this.We've been warning Russia not to do this for a while now. Please don't post such fearmongering unless the CIA or heads of Europe actually come out and say "Russia is about to strike a NATO country"currently the concerns are hybrid warfare and an eventual invasion, but not immediate
>>224835561What do you mean by civic sense?
>>224835742lol
We monitoring the situation
would /cum/ still love me if I was a worm???
>>224835750The CIA never does cool stuff like that anymore
>>224835506seems like it could become subversive pretty easily>ok and then the UN declared that Palestine was going to be partitioned to create the modern state of Israel>after that jewish military forces attacked the native Palestinians, committing dozens of well-documented massacres of prisoners and civilians, including women and children>this is what's commonly referred to as "ethnic cleansing"; this was done to make space for jewish settlers>the UN nations refused to intervene on either side; simply sitting back and watching as the jews massacred enough people to clear space for their new nation>after the massacres, the jews then expelled around 700,000 Palestinians from their homes>in an interesting irony, they jews sent many of these Palestinians to labor camps while they returned to poison wells and loot and destroy properties to remove incentives for these people to return to their homes>ok kids that's the history of the founding of israel, any questions?
I'm about to drop a bomb(my cock) on a Krakow twink
Does anyone want to go shooting tomorrow? My one friend is busy
>>224835791I'm busy too
>>224835764Idk man a lot of European countries seem to be preparing for war
>>224835795Damn, maybe next time
>>224835801Sounds like Europe should figure it out like they told us to do with Iran :)
>>224835801I literally just said that>hybrid warfare and an eventual invasionThis twitter post, once again, does not imply that Russia is about to strike a NATO country. Expect cyber attacks and infrastructure sabotage, but it will be a little while before missiles start flying.Please don't fearmonger, this situation is already scary enough
>>224835808I think just Poland would be enough to deal with Russia
>>224835816>this situation is already scary enoughtfw rural but probably withing fallout zone of a jew york shitty nuke strike
>>224835821Russians have no morals, they would gladly destroy the world with their noookkkss if it looked like they were going to lose.
>>224835801Sounds like Europe is about to get what they fucking deserve.And the great part is Canada has no one and nothing to send their faggot asses this time around. No soldiers, no tanks, no planes. Bye bye England!
Lol oopsies!
>>224835837maybe we shouldn't have put an alcoholic fox news presenter in charge of the most powerful military on earth
>>224835821That's like a parlay on one of those gambling sites that pays out $50,000 if you end up being right after you put in $1 for a reason
>>224835837>TMZyou for real?
>>224835837>tmzWhy would anyone post some shitty celeb gossip outlet as a serious source for political happenings?
>>224835850>>224835852it actually happened though
>>224835837>TmzYou going to quote The Onion as a source next?
>>224835857Ill wait for a report from a source that isnt a celebrity gossip rag.
>>224835859>You going to quote The Onion as a source next?I just quoted an onionYou onionsboy
>>224835850>>224835852>>224835859https://www.cnn.com/2026/09/18/politics/us-military-ai-false-intelligence-china-shiphttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/us-military-ai-hallucination-chinese-ship-intercept-b3052760.htmlhttps://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/military-ai-war-china-1235628962/
>>224835872>they were going to intercept the ship and check it outwouldn't start a war
ww3 would be funny because i wont be fighting in it
>>224835872>CNN>The independent Go ahead and reread the post you're replying to
you think i give a fuck nigga, i dont give a fuck
Alright here’s the game plan >take an hour by metro to the bar I’ve never been to>vastly overpay for a drink, probably have to pay a cover charge as well>talk to and meet no one >go home miserable and alone without even getting buzzed
/cum/ is boring when politics are discussed You retards should not be discussing anything other than anime and zogslop pig feed preferences
>>224835888i think you like the idea of not giving a fuckhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlLbsTP0C_U
I got a sore throat and no its not from sucking too much cock
Can't tell the difference between George Soros and Pete Thiel
>>224835872How and why are intel analysts allowed to put in this kind of information into a chatboy assuming these reports are accurate which is not a given.
>>224835897For me it’s the mcchicken
>>224835897Let's discuss your astonishingly small dick size.
>>224835897Here are my favorite horror movies
IN THIS HOUSE TMZ IS A RESPECTED NEWS ORGANIZATION END OF STORY
muslims start a war, they call it jihad. muslims start losing a war, they call it genocide
AI is fucking up MASSIVELY in the past week. Several major fuck ups at my workplace caused by AI. You can tell the people who were using it recklessly because their shit was the first to get totally fucked up, a few of them are panicking and trying to cover up the fact they've been using it to do all their work. One guy e-mailed me a bunch of shit and I immediately knew he'd used Copilot to do it for him. I responded before he had a chance to redact anything and cc'd a bunch of our superiors on it, that dumb nigger is going to fry soon.
>>224835913>Scooby-Doo on Zombie IslandMy nigga
in 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue and discovered America
For me it's Weekly World News
>>224835913Scooby doo scared the shit out of me as a little kid, I wouldn’t watch it again for YEARS
>>224835935Source?
>>224835939For me it's Fake Science Monthly
THE COCAINE AND GIN'S GOT ME SPINNING
>>224835948Yo mama.
>>224835935Shitalians deserve the most blame for colonialism.
>>224835935I sometimes say, "Christopher Columbus went across the sea in 1493," just to make some people forget which one is correct
>jasonhttps://archive.org/details/part-3-maniac-murder-cult-uvbw-xrlmy-mq
>>224835929>cc'd a bunch of our superiors on itsnitch
>>224835958Pretty sure he was Spanish
>>224835964jason don't live here no more
>>224835475a lot of ugly and average looking men would happily be with her, but would she be with such a man?
>>224835958It's the bongs actually and statistically
how big do you think bigfoot's schlong is?
>>224835972His e-mail was alleging a bunch of people did something wrong on some files. He was 100% incorrect because he used AI to scrape the files, whereas if he'd read the notes he'd understand what happened in them perfectly. He fucked himself.
>>224835995I remember on one of those History Channel or Discovery Channel cryptozoology documentaries there was this woman who claimed to have befriended an entire family of bigfoots, and they would all visit her house and hang out with her.
Why did they start calling little birds tits?
>>224835929>sweaty whoreVery niceGood post
>>224835985She probably would, but a lot of these girls seem to be so damaged they assume any guy giving them attention is just doing it out of pity or he's going to be cruel and prank them. So even if a guy is interested they'd probably self-sabotage.
The great debateChevy vs Ford??
>>224835990*Portuguese
>>224836028Fordmy 06 stang is still thriving with only an alternator needed replacemeng
they are doing this to me tomorrow>>224836011>you will never hang out with the bigfootswhy even live!
eating haagen dazs and brushing my labubus hair
I want to get a job cutting things in infomercials
>>224836044Foid
>>224836028ford (didn't need a bailout)
luvs me sum Ferd
Took a look at the ass of the girl in front of me at Chipotle
>>224836054Probably the lego starwars guy
>>224836028>mustang, cortina, escort, focus, fiesta, and f series trucksford mogs
>>224836062>chipotlediarrhea will be spewing out of that ass in approximately 18 hours
>>224836068i put all my legos under my bed
/cum/ IS A FORD GENERAL.CHEVLETS GTFO.
>>224836091you have a labubu?
I don't own a car
the only attainably priced american cars i would ever consider are chevy love corvairs love c4s
Gentlemen, it is with great regret that I have finally reached the level of "stone-cold incel". I have realized my fate is to be a wizard. From now on, I fully give up hope on ever having a loving relationship. On the off chance a woman ever asks me out or for me number, I will decline, I will be ghosted anyways.
>>224836099i have more than 10
>>224835505>Fuck out my face:skull emoji: chat, i can't
dubai labubu chungus diarrhea blood fuck
>>224836116how tall are you
>>224836118why?
>>224836128Exactly six feet and nine inches
>>224836116full speed sprint at women walking alone at night
>>224836142Lol
https://youtu.be/49_Ph2q6uIM
>>224836142Based
>>224836118When is the sex change operation xister?
>>224836130why the hell not
>>224836142That sounds like a recipe for getting hit with 1/8 fired .380 acp rounds (other 7?), so make sure to wear a heavy jacket to stop the hollow point from expanding
>>224836028Chrysler is not even mentioned for a reason...
jorkimg my penis while lurking this thread
>>224836170do you actually comb their hair?
When brazilians see a hot woman they start catcalling her all like "UFFFFF VAGABUNDA GOSTOSA AIIEEE AIEEEE AIEEEEEE"
Yknow why they call it FORD, dontcha?It stands for fix it again, tony heh heh heh
>>224836180yes i want to keep them looking nice
>>2248361285'8Really I've had women express interest in me before, it's just that I'm always ghosted because I'm not entertaining and don't have enough edge
>>224836190muito gozando
Kool aid onions
Buonanotte, Umaru
>>224836152>pic I remember watching that cartoon on Jetix
F O R D ORD
>>224836190If I was a brazilian all I would be thinking about would be getting qt trannies on the back of my motorcycle if you know what I mean
>>224836206*incendia il letto*
>>224836215LOOK AT THIS GRAPH
>>224836215
SO WILL YOU PLEASE SAY HELLO TO THE FOLKS THAT I KNOW TELL THEM I WON'T BE LONG
>>224836206Based Umaru poster
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD
I like the song "Drops of Jupiter" by Train, but I also think "Hey Soul Sister" by Train is one of the worst songs ever made
Hey soul sister hey there mister mister on the radio stereo the way you move ain't fair you know
all the ford posters got singlesvery curious
>>224836195you're adorable
>>224836239they don't make kino like this anymore
gonna watch the newest uploads of bodycam videos where people get shot and die before bed
>>224836291You should make believe it is throwback Thursday and watch some 240p cartel beheading viddies
>>224836302I want to sleep without nightmares mmkay?
Kool aid sardines
I don’t even have nightmares I just have super fucked up dreams
>>224836308>nightmaresKind of sussy wussy my bakaA famous recent assassinatee's very famous final words were>My only regret is...>Didn't watch more...>Cartel begeadi...Before bleeding out
Going to eat a half a pound of Lion's mane tomorrow. I hope I get those really vivid dreams.
>>224836280BRAAAAAWWWWWWWNNNNNCCCCCOOOOOOOOO
off by one, the ford story
For me its chicken of the woods
I'm not religious but I wish I was.
>>224836343My grandpappy always said a cock in the hand is worth two chicken in the woods
I'm a zoomer who used to use caps lock instead of shift. I took the shiftpill recently and I freely admit I've been typing like a retard all these years. Forgive me boomers.
>>224836346You can become religious
>>224836366I find it hard to believe. I truly want to believe in consciousness after death, but I can't. I haven't seen any convincing arguments against non-existence.
>>224836330is lions mane as a daily supplement just a meme or is it worth it?
bashing pedos with pumpkins is a Canadian traditionremember where we came from, lads.https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1789789129720447.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1789789129720447.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1789789129720447.mp4
>>224836362>Forgive me boomers.Back in the good times we would say caps lock is cruise control for cool
Boomers be like>Life was harder back in my day
M'dlea
>>224836385dave portnoy is a pedo? I knew it
>>224836389It's funny that even 50 years ago toyota corolla was an incel car >uwu cororra-chan needdo affectionThey even have a 3dpd cosplaying as their anime spokesgirl
so apparently Walt Disney was cremated rather than frozen in his dying breaths. Aw, snap!
>>224835777are you kidding? the textbook sections will just be translated straight from Israeli public school curriculum.
Dave Shortnoy fuck that midget
>>224836379No clue I never tried it, I just pound a half a pound of the actual mushroom.
boomer humor time
>>224836404>portnoy is a pedoisnt it a jew last name?
>>224835665Hey everyone check out the big Greenland on this guy
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1789778110756758.webm
When y'muh'fckn stone-erY'not supposed to get a boner
Remember that leftist guy who was killed by some random nigger, his "gf" didn't even help him get up, and after he died his friends set up a gofundme to have a vacation for mourning.
>>224836443LOL
>>224836458The guy who got stabbed in NYC?
Magkano sa repolyo?
>>224836443Ben Shapiro will feel to Israel within the next 10 years. betting on that is easy money
Alright change of plans, the internet lied about that bar being anything other than a wannabe Dave and busters. So I’m heading home to the bar near my house to drink and still not meet anyoneLike and subscribe for further updates
i hate millennials so much
>>224836469Yea him. I think about him about once a month. What's so brutal is that "girlfriend" literally did not help him at me, only meagerly asking "you ok?". Then to add insult to injury they use his death as an excuse to go to the Bahamas or wherever they went. I garentee you that nobody in his "friend group" thinks about him anymore. What a sad excuse of a life.
>>224836499who even asked cuh
28yo unc niggas be like "i hate millennials so much"
>>224836481He looks retarded, but very cute in the faceYour little robot palShitbox tho
>>224836481It's a meme in the car world that the concept car never looks as nice as the production car
Also remember the guy who burned himself for Palestine? Because nobody else does lmao.
>>224836481Japan won
>>224836508>literally did not help him at me*did not help him at all
>>224836510Don't give me a reason to hate you and I won't hate youhttps://youtu.be/m6vgNgNxUv4
>>224836508I think the ciajews found a way to mind control lower lifeforms like niggers and do shit like that for the lulz somethimes
>>224836516I miss early 2000's aesthetic. Car companies were actually experimenting with fun stuff before we went to the greyscale bland era for 20 years.
>>224836519the jews dictate what you're allowed to remember and care about
>>224836519Aaron Bushnell has streets named after him in the West Bank and was honoured and eulogized by Hamas.
>looking for insulated pants for winter>see a nice pair from carhartt >tag says made in india Immediately dropped. What the FUCK is this??Carhartt needs to get their shit together. I will not be wearing clothing with fecal matter on them straight from the factory
>Goonery Sergeant
>>224836508not helping and asking dumb questions in the aftermath of a traumatic event is a clear sign of shock.
Who wins in the war of the goon squad vs the drain gang?The drain gang has rapid fire capabilities but the goon squad has incredible patience
>>224836563Instead you’ll be wearing them with fecal matter after you eat taco bell
>>224836563I bet they weren't cheap either. Carhartt has fallen off so fucking hard now.
>>224836593Deep
>>224836508>>224836527>>224836543>>224836574This one?https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1789790589644563.webm
>>224836584Getting a work/heavy use garment with both decent fabric and construction is hens teeth outside of some boutique work(larp)wear companies that are so expensive what is the fucking point?
quiet kid: *starts raping*
>>224836508Grim. She just came upon my tl recently too
>>224836605ToughDuck, Dakota, Timberland all make comparable stuff for 1/2 the price of Carhartt. It's all made offshore now, but I make a point of not supporting India or China whenever possible.
It feels like all modern girl pop music is either>Casual sex is soooo empoweringor>I can't believe men only treat me like a toy for casual sex!and yet women don't stop and ask why one leads to the other.
>>224836629millennials being killed violently is based
>>224836629
>>224836629the tattoos and decor is all you really need to see to know they're some homo bolsheviks
>>224836629>>224836675If I ever saw a pic of myself looking as gross as on the left i would just die...
oof
>>224836684woman? you got a number?
>>224836693new pride flag booth?
sick and tired of us not having holograms in every day use
I am a simple man. All it takes for a woman to be attractive to me is for her to have angel fang piercings. Also i really like acne on girls.
I just want a bitch that's not too fat (or at all preferably) with no tattoos
>>224836693
Is it gay if I look at big cocks wishing mine was the same size?
>old wired headphones stop working>need to test if its the headphones or my laptop>plug in old earbuds>they work but one side is significantly quieter than the otherthese earbuds came from my roommates desk and are god knows how oldSo whats the verdict, do the earbuds suck or is my laptop audio socket broken?
>>224836693They ripped
would love to goon unfortunately there isn't any goon material
Are we European yet?
we wuz uropeans n shit
>>224836824i gotchu dawg
the cute girls only do like cosplay and at most 10 sec clips being naked, the ones that do hardcore look like slags
>>224836824Create your own fringe fetish gooning material with AI. It is the future.
nigga really allocated 3.93 MBs of his harddrive to save that shit
rain makes corncorn makes whiskeywhiskey makes my babyfeel a little frisky
>>224836848ffuuuuucccxkkk im gonna cuuuuuuummmmmmmmUuuhhhhhhn̈nnnn̈nncncnc
Need to feel her teeth on my foreskin
>>224836888tfw no mohelgf
next thread im gonna spam hairy asian assholes
>>224836848Hallelujah It's raining menAmen
Balling outta control
>>224836908I want to see hairy girl ass, but if you post male asshole it will probably stay up for hours longer
>>224836908brian? how many asian guys have you fucked
Generals talking about nothing in particular and just saying random shit hoping someone will ERP with them is truly 4chan culture.
jason is into young asian boys
hope an asian woman appears in my life
i wouldnt mind having a fat gf if she has a pretty face
>>224835475meanwhile in reality
Source tells me he's stable. Please God.
NEW>>224836988>>224836988>>224836988
>>224836986he looks like a tranny so this behavior it checks out
>>224836986something wrong with that phenotype
>>224836995early sugiru
>>224836986>Carrot TopNow That's a name I've not heard in a long time
new>>224837028
>>224835475for a westener is not difficult, just save 10-20k and then travel to argentina or turkey and do some procedures, is also not difficult to learn what procedures your face needs just ask the looksmaxxer channels
>>224835777damn those jews are so based no wonder why they want to teach kids whom they should emulate
