icelandic fox editionfucking icelandic fucking germanic editionprevious: >>224835459
RIP Carrot Top
i'm boymoding right now
>>224837015phwoar
cobson the cowardly cuck
>>224837019rest in power chairman of the bored
>>224837019rip in props?
>>224837019Sources tell me he's stable
>boymoding
I didn't think carrot top would be mad about people joking about his suicideHe would be happy he was getting any laughs at all
me + asian woman = match made in heaven
Cough fakecel
i dont know who this nigga is and frankly i dont care
>>224836988>Norway alright fuck you then
>>224837040you told that joke in the last thread
>>224837067SEVEN FUCKING PERCENT MORTGAGE RATE YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO AFFORD A FUCKING HOUSE IN YOUR FUCKING LIFETIME BECAUSE OF BLUMP!!!
>>224837067sent that freak flyingsources tell me hes stable
boymalding right now
we are posting in a Leonardo threadI will say that I appreciate that Leonardo took my advice and significantly reduced his time spent in this general
Please god
>>224837086kill yourself leonardo
source says leonardo is fucking germanicplease god
is farting a gift or a curse?
>>224837110he's stable
>>224837092he's stable
>>224837067a dog born in a stable is not a horse
>>224837124so OK but is he stable or what???
>>224837094he's stable
>>224837047he's stable
why are you guys being kirks
someone forgot to take their meds
>>224837113It's stable
>>224837145>someone forgot to BE STABLE
>>224837092my portfolio isn't stable with the rates going up to the fucking moon because of blump
>>224837138You just got Kirked!
>>224837086He's in Vancouver renting a house with about six other people. He has gay sex daily just to afford his rent.
im an ugly faggot with ptosis
Post some funny songs you likeThis is one of my favorites along with ahab the arabhttps://youtu.be/fEp0aKCsrig
>>224837201https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAp7FvZ5Opw
>>224837229Pleasantly surprised. when I saw the leaf flag it gave me flashbacks to the showers at ram ranch
>>224837201Beat Happening are great for thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlQnmEKSBak
>>224837201>>224837259wait this one is better actuallyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZtPeh_SPpE
https://youtu.be/3HVWwQ14t5k
I WAS IN THE WRONG THREAD FOR 10 MINUTES
>>224837201https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbfiEfVfo4M
i'm low kirk such a frickin chungus lmaoo
>>224837275give it to me
should I play DQ III, shining the holy ark, or black/white 2?
>>224837364If that shining game is the same series as shining force go for thatOtherwise play shining force
Might go see the new resident evil and poop my diaper
>>224837410spooktober is right around the corner
>>224837410its shit, saved you a watch
>poopy diaper jokes/cum/ hit a new low
i rate this 6.5/10
>friday night>/cum/ is deadwhat gives? I know y'all not normies
>>224837439i rate you a 1.5 in looks and flavor
>>224837445It is Saturday morning for many of usWe are saving our good posts until hawaii is officially on caturday time
>>224837449-1 is correct
kirkenuinely just pooped my diaper
The club was crazy tonight. I had lots of sex with women
>>224837445normies are out partying and having sex
>>224837466how many poopy diapers did you eat
listening to Suzanne Vega
Why did Logic get so much hate for saying "Who can relate"
listening to poop fist
shut up about diapers you freak
think I'll watch anime
it's KITURDAY
Uh oh stinky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEjLoHdbVeE
>>224837551the brunette was hot but the blonde wasnt
>>224837568
had to hit the poopy diaper on dem niggas
its crazy how top 40 pop was actually good up until like the late 80s
I know the meat is bad but I still want to taste it
>>224837587Are you the guy I chased away from the dumpster at the old folks homemI will fustigate and bebother your buttocks with the largest stick I can find if I see you messing around on my turf again bitch
>>224837588>up until like the late 80sfact check: falsehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie_642eeNEo
Why do you guys think it's funny to post cringe ass shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNK_HnzMhg8
>>224837634we're all going insane from loneliness and the downfall of society
Wifi symbol has an exclamation mark next to it
passed noxious gasses
>>224837634Shut your diaperhole it isn't time for me to feed you yet
finna invest in a tub of Breyers tomorrow
>>224837646Good man
i can't get laid. society is collapsing.
>>224837657do you want to sniff sniff?
mixing soda with milk is actually pretty good
>>224837660Yes
everybody STFU, I'm watching my anime
>>224837667come over.. it smells like stir fried chicken btw
>>224837662I knew a guy in college that would mix vodka with milk
never ever loading into another cs2 game
>>224837662You're Mexican
>>224837662moxie and milk is what God drank on the seventh day when he rested
you DO have foreskin, right?
>>224837694most of itI had the less cruel circumcision method
>>224837694The guy who nibbled me must have had fucked up teeth because I kept most of it
GOCK
you DO have a poopy diaper, right?
>>224837680sent that nigga flying
>>224837551https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92cwKCU8Z5c
>>224837728https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUZNXgIXM1c
>>224837714Dude shut up. You're not funny, it's just cringe.
>>224837744What is cringe here?I'm sure we have all stolen poopy adult diapers to microwave and wear or eat for ourselves.
>>224837736https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yP1tcy9a10
Blanco tequila is so yummy
We desperately need Zoom Zoom to bring the good vibes back to this general.
>>224837029classic norm joke
>>224837773I've had blue agave, white, mezcal, I cant taste any difference
>>224836988https://i.4cdn.org/b/1789718140609340.gifMe as the dog
>>224837803I meant vs the aged varieties.If you can't taste a difference between blanco mezcal (heavily smoked) and a normal blanco tequila (not smoked) I would assume you were lying about ever having tasted the spirit. That or being a complete retard
The only goyslop provider open 24h is mcshartnolds Why does life have to be so hard?
>If you can't taste a difference between blanco mezcal (heavily smoked) and a normal blanco tequila (not smoked) I would assume you were lying about ever having tasted the spirit. That or being a complete retard
real nigga hours
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1789798479567500.mp4
>>224837874I look like this and do this
man we bing chilling
I'll lay without understandingI don't know why I feel this wayOh, lay down, girl, take my worldI know why I can't see your face
>>224837899r u m3?
https://youtu.be/shT1UEIlebU
>>224837910I am me as you are you as we are all together
we're all prison gay
>>224837935Eggwhat?
>>224837042>>224837022
Carrot Top tried to kill himself
i never really got all that love for money, guess i`m just above all that shit hence i dont work
This might be the dumbest question ever asked here, but does anyone know of an inexpensive food item sold in a plastic screw top container 4-6 inches in diameter and no less than 4 and no more than 7 inches tall?I need something for storageMaybe some garlic or asian chili flake containers would work
women owe me sex and thats a fact
>>224837964sources tell me he's stable
>>224837964grim
I modded DLSS 5 in all my games it looks so good I don't care what the haters say
>>224837996that's a man
>>224837964My friend>>224837114>>224837117>>224837124>>224837136>>224837147said he was stable
>>224838010you wish
>>224838014i'm straight tho
>>224837996i had sex with this man
Just found out my father died one month ago, he abandoned my family 15 years ago so I really don't feel affected right now but it's pretty weird I just googled his name and his obituary appeared.This post is not a joke and I have nobody to express this with so take it as you want....
>>224838020why do you wish that then
1kg of chicken nuggets in my bellyugh
>>224838029I am sorry you were in a position not to feel effected
>>224838030wish what
booba
>>224838049can i caress your tummy?
>>224838049I want goynuggies but shouldn't drive now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6boMBi5u7ik
i bought 1 kg of nuggets and i`ve been eating it for week
>>224838090pussy
>>224838127bussy
>>224838127I already have 2 duis so when I say I probably shouldn't drive it's no jokeDo you think a moped is fun in winter?
>>224838153>2 duiswhat kind of bitch nigga shit did you do?
its brutal being ugly and short
Edibles make me hear voices
>>224838157The first time a tree called me a bitch so I hit him with my car and got found by a "good samsritan" faggotThe second time was retarded, just a rolling stop at a stop sign
what happens at trader joes
DUIs should be life in prison
>>224838185stupidass
>>224838188At my local trader jorges there are a multitude diarrheaskins and no good deals except sometimes sweet onions
>>224838199Blood alcohol content should no longer be considered in non violent police motor vehicle interactions
niggas paying literally hundreds of thousands of dollars to see pictures of a bitch in a bikini, its so over
>>224838185>The first time a tree called me a bitch so I hit him with my carbased
HOLD ME BACKIMMA BOUT TAE POOOOPPHWOOOOOAR
>>224838274Not really. I got a bad concussion and now even more things than trees talk at me
>click youtube video>woman or third worlder voice starts talking>close video and choose do not recommend channel
>>224838478i actually find it really satisfying clicking do not recommend on dogshit channelssometimes i go out my way to see if there are dogshit channels i can click do not recommend on
thread just died
i just poop-ranched
>>224838241yeah, modern men are so pathetic
What the FUCK!?!?!!!! I was looking for /cum/ for the past 10 minutes!!!! Bloody basterds benchodes
>>224838532I dunno why on a Friday night?!
>>224838741its saturday
>>224838820It's still Friday night doe. Bloody panchod bitch
I bought an ice maker and I like it a lot amazing how very simple things can improve your life so much, sipping some cool ice tea right now as I watch my nightly pre bed time slop
Why do tattoos look cool on men but when women have them they look like wores?
>>224838873because women are stupid
Sometimes I get drunk and dance around my apartment using the barrel of my gun as a mic and sing this https://youtu.be/bibNhm7RxUQ
>>224838935>using the barrel of my gun as a mic
>>224838935What could possibly go wrong
anime really brings in some good vibes
this idiot jeet was ringing my doorbell for the last 10 minutes thinking my apartment was a hotel
Burgerking or Mcd?
>>224839255go back to India and fuckoff 4chan
Had yet another episode. Brother told me it was like I was possessed, also that I had a seizure. I need help. I feel doomed lately...
>>224839255it's ok, i think that as long as you stay in india you deserve to be treated with respect. mcdonalds is pure american culture. When i enter a mcdonalds i instantly feel at home, I feel as though i am experiencing the pinnacle of american culture and our legacy when our civilization finally ends as all eventually do. burger king, or as i like to call it, boogerking, is absolute dogshit. it is inferior to every other burger chain in the country and persists by existing in locations where a mcdonalds is woefully inaccessible. its dying and thats for good reason, none shall miss it. for america is not a land of kings, it is a land of free men. McChampions
>>224839255bharat king or mleccha donalds
>>224839366>burger king, or as i like to call it, boogerking, is absolute dogshit. it is inferior to every other burger chain in the countryblatantly untrue. Mcdonalds burgers are so thin they may as well be beef wafers, and the quality has fallen off a cliff. I'd take BK any day of the week
>>224839392heretic
>>224839458imagine defending mcdonalds price gouging in the big '26
>>224839392trvth nuke
i cant sleep i should have never had that cat nap at 4pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f51YNwL4zaY
>>224839474You don't understand at all. I would be disappointed if they WEREN'T price gouging. McDonalds is a reflection of American culture, each one an art piece depicting the nations very soul.
I was already right wing but I was unironically radicalized by gamergate
>>224839694i remember stumbling across metokurs videos in 2014 while i was looking for something to listen to while i played dark souls 2 and not knowing what any of it was about
>>224839392Every mcdonalds I have been to since covid has the most dried out buns and burgers to the point I'm not sure how they can serve it it feels like it's going to poison you if you finish it, I've only been to burger king a few times because there's not one near me but that artificial smokey taste they have is actually really nice and you can actually ask for a fresh burger at bk and they'll actually put it in their little conveyor belt flame broiler thing right in front of you, not a big fast food guy in general but they really won me over compared to mcdonalds
you literally just said that to spite me
>>224839936replace boar with frogzard @grok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0n3pXix5Ok
>>224840206Reminded me of a far better songhttps://youtu.be/8GiUdA0nmv4
>>224840265this is far gayer and uncpilled
>>224840336Ninjas not just of the body but of the mindBack to the wall, put your sword in your handRemember the words of your teacher, your master:Evil moves fast, but good moves faster
>>224840391shut your bitch ass up
>>224840421turtle power bitch
your mom is a slut and your dad is secretly gay
>>224840737my dad is a slut and my mom is secretly gay
My mom is my dad and secretly a gay slut
>>224837019>Suicide at 61At that point you might as well just ride it out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeNXFVev8Jg
>>224837019>>224841028Apparently, he tried to ACK because he’s getting #MeToo’d
There are no documented or proven cases of a human self-impregnating (auto-fertilization), though medical literature suggests it is theoretically possible in rare biological instances.Understanding "True Hermaphroditism" in HumansIn medical terms, the outdated word "hermaphrodite" is now referred to as being intersex, specifically having ovotesticular disorder of sex development (often called true hermaphroditism).An intersex person with ovotesticular DSD possesses both ovarian and testicular tissue—either in separate gonads or combined in one gonad called an ovotestis.Medical reviews note that the ovarian tissue in these individuals is frequently functional and capable of ovulation.However, the testicular tissue is usually immature, and full, active spermatogenesis (sperm production) alongside ovulation at the same time is exceptionally rare.Why Self-Impregnation is UnlikelyEven though some animal species (like certain fish and rabbits) have demonstrated auto-fertilization, human anatomy and reproductive tracts present massive barriers:Functional Maturity: For self-fertilization to happen, a person would need to produce viable, mature eggs and active, motile sperm simultaneously.Anatomical Pathways: Internal structures must exist to allow the egg and sperm to meet. Even if both tissues exist, internal duct systems (like fallopian tubes and vas deferens) are rarely fully formed and aligned in a way that allows internal self-fertilization.Lack of Evidence: Extensive medical literature reviews confirm that zero verified cases of human auto-fertilization have ever been recorded. While some intersex individuals have become pregnant or fathered children through typical sexual reproduction with a partner, impregnating oneself remains biologically theoretical.
woke up at 3 and couldn’t fall back asleep for 1.5 hrs
are takis good for you?
>>224842562No, it’s goyslop
>>224842724damn itjust bought a bag from lidl
they really sent them after me last year because I popularized the goyslop meme singlehandedly.>Do you have a laptopN-no Sir, its been broken for a year.damn, I feel the pain streamers have now. Always getting swatted 24/7 over false reports.eh, live and learn. Don't say too much.
>>224842562Depends on the flavor
>>224842973fuego
lowkey they made me into something that is less than human
>>224843146who are they?
>>224843179You know.
No it's fine I didn't want to sleep in thanks for mowing your lawn at 7 30
>>224842964I always assume the real prompt is something else when I see posts like this
>>224843146too bad for them I fried my brain on LSD at 18 and read too much osho at 19.bad mix..I.tell ya..they even send goons lolll.can't even send your best ones.life is so 5d chess. but I'm winning since I'm 16, so we good.
FACT: I’m doing a construction program at college and one of my classmates is a transwoman who has already had a job framing houses. I thought that was interesting.
>>224843458Is she cute?
>>224843477In a t-shirt she’s obviously got a feminine frame. Long hair etc. Not sure if “cute” is the right word.
Breakfast is 2 eggs and oatmeal cooked with milk, sliced banana, and cinnamon
This beef and bean burrito is more like a bean and bean burrito
>>224844684Chipotle be charging you 15 doll hairs for that
>>224843334Have you tried asking the Google AI what year British Columbia was founded?
Just got a PSA ad from the government about touching people without their consent, and it depicted a brown woman groping a white man
cheeky poached egg n ‘amen brekki
The USA needs to keep importing useless, 70 IQ, brown eaters until society collapses and we can finally have a peoples revolution
>>224845175that’s an excellent dog right there
>>224845025#metoo
>>224845207What about Maoist protracted wypipo’s war
>>224845336I *blows raspberry* don’t *blows raspberry* understand *blows raspberry* your *blows raspberry* accent.
*Sharts my jorts*
>>224845561Beast mode
>>224845626You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy
>>224845626People from Quebec be like >Je suis un femboy.
guess i'd better get up out of bed now huh
>>224845943It's raining non-stop wisconsin has been really bad this year weather-wise
5 USD equals 50000000 quadrillion Cad Euro Peso by EOM
can someone send me $3,600 CAD so I can buy a laptop and make $100,000 a month from my website from google AdSense alone.
>>224846696Sure but I need butt pics first
>>224846696Is that how much a laptop costs there? That's as bad as Brazil
send me money first *****
Magkano sa repolyo?
>>224845025Show testacle now please bloody banchod
Considering picking up some of those 50ml shooters of liquor
i'm little ines
I love this little fella so much more than words could describe
>>224848166gay
>>224848324It's not gay liquor
