david bowie edition
>>224837307BWC legend
I was scared of dentists and the darkI was scared of pretty girls and starting conversationsOh, all my friends are turnin' greenYou're the magician's assistant in their dreamAh-ooh, ah-ohAnd they come unstuckLady, runnin' down to the riptideTaken away to the dark sideI wanna be your left-hand manI love you when you're singin' that songAnd I got a lump in my throat, 'causeYou're gonna sing the words wrongThere's this movie that I think you'll likeThis guy decides to quit his job, and heads to New York CityThis cowboy's runnin' from himselfAnd she's been livin' on the highest shelf
love australians
having a pint of milk zero
>>224837331I think they're just okay
>>224837335>>224837318also my impression of homer from the oddysey if you missed it
we need some more girls in here
>>224837360that would be nice
>>224837307have you noticed that all the smart, charismatic, handsome, athletic, and big dicked white men in history have always been gay or had jungle fever? the savior of white football Mika Godts is married to a black woman
quickly post commie larper content talking about something elephant graveyard noticed 4 years ago
>>224837307How did he handle the smell?
>>224837388>Mika Godts is married to a black womanwhy is he married at 21 years old
>>224837391humans give a racial odor when they don't shower well with soap every day, if you are well groomed you don't give any odor, Zara Mohamed Abdulmajid was a super model, the only thing you would smell from her is channel No.5
I've got no yoghurt to have with my granola breakfast so I'm going to have to eat it with milk like a povvo eating lidl brand cereal out of a plastic bowl
coffee time
>>224837405because she is also muslim, and yes he converted to islam for her
alri
there's a staaaar maaan waiting in my aaaass
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1789768727624107.mp4 wooawowowowowoawoaw
>>224837419Nobody with the names "Mohamed" and "Abdulmajid" has ever smelled good.
sad
>>224837428>she is also muslimnot a real one though
https://youtu.be/JD4iT4XLeBc?is=WSgmvYWHa1hTWNKTHe bought ze ephedra on gas station
>>224837447didn't arabs invent perfumes?
back from the shopsi think i'll make a coffee and think about doing some gamingthink i'll leave my washing until tomorrow so its going to be a very chill day
Any 'bergs in?
>>224837442https://vocaroo.com/1k8rL7yVdwVu
>>224837472can you shut up please
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1789795744483149.png
>>224837470If so, then why do they all smell like absolute sewer-level garbage today?When the Muslim nigga walks in the room, everybody covers their nose.
>>224837442why would you not just post the video
>>224837405>20 year old good looking belgian footballer>marry a somaliangenuinely probably the most bizarre decision made by a human being you know
>>224837481>garbageFOY
>>224837479Those hips are just fantastic
>>224837482corrrr bet her willy is nice and small too
>>224837487>>224837487why would it be bizarre if he loves her
>>224837307Bowie shagged Slash from Guns & Roses mum btw
>>224837493hes a footballer thus gay
>>224837490The word "garbage" evokes a sound and a feeling that no equivalent British word could ever do.And also, I'm not a faggot, I don't shy away from using the slang of our cross-continental brothers.
>>224837498he shagged Jagger also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHkhIjG0DKc
david bowie also shagged a lot of children but for some reason no one cares
>>224837520He didn't. Leftypol tried to stage a mass cancellation campaign against him based off of hearsay, and nobody bought it. Because it's total bullshit.
>>224837388
>>224837530He said it himself
Just laying in bed annoyed that I'm awake so early. Ought to get up but can't be bothered, complex situation really.
>>224837493Leftypol crying (again) at this one
>>224837536she looks good I would date herr
>>224837539its not even that earlysun is rising right now ergo its time to get up
>>224837520>>224837538
>>224837536>Haifa Salem AliEugh, hope he's ready for his bedsheets to smell like pungent trashbags for the next few years.
>>224837536Grim
>>224837539I haven't slept at all, I might make a coffee
>>224837520I cared and deleted all my bowie albums
>>224837507you also used smelled instead of smelt, really gets the noggin joggin
>>224837520was she 17 and he 25-30?
>>224837581Enter the zone with me brother
>>224837536blorke hates his mixed race couples
having a paper
r9k posters really live in hell
Is that the time then Shit
WMAF is a good contrast with a lot of history and power dynamics behind it.It's the opposite of the BLACKED/BMWF/BBC meme, which is basically just a fictitious pairing pushed by modern whites and insecure blacks, a fetish that has no basis in history and reality. Whites like it because blacks are seen as being large, animalistic and savage so it's more of a corruption or rape fetish when they think of black men fucking white women. It's all bogus and whites make up really cringe shit like "melanin receptors" and other nonsensical retarded crap to the point where it's basically in the realm of fantasy and alternate realities.WMAF is superior because it's not a corruption fetish, at its core the fetish is about strong, brave, intrepid Aryan males making sexual use of weak, timid, insular Asian females.It's a racial dynamic that pretty much everyone can get behind because it actually makes sense within both a historical and modern race realist context.
Hungover
>>224837602if every white man decided to pursue black girls, 95% of blacks would turn into incels over night
>>224837599yep, making a frappe, 10 more days and I quit coffee again
>>224837624True There are also white people who want the white race to die out. They do the same as trannies where they'll kill themselves but take as much down as they can, and for black people
sweating and wheezing from taking my rubbish down the binsconcerned for my health
>>224837632Of all the addictions I've had over the years coffee is by far the least offensive. I shall hold onto it indefinitely ok
>>224837638that not right la' x
Sat on the bog and let rip an absolutely gut moving fart
Ok I will shower!
>>224837639It's not addictive for me, I don't think it does anything for me anyway. I don't even count it as quitting, I just stopped one day and nothing changed. Wish cigarettes were like that.
>>224837670you'll do nothing
>>224837670Send pics
>>224837695Yeah not right now
rorke reading the news and painting a big white z on his bmx
going to troll /tv/ by calling it the clockwork orange
>>224837703FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I sexually identify as a dog
>>224837709bit like your mum then LOL
Ok? Nigga
>>224837722okok
ungh
getting bummed as i post, not gay just like fellas bumming me
Buy ephedra online
sneed and sneedability (2026)
waking up hungover next to my cat waiting for breakfast
I beat porn
>>224837741gp
Time to watch Band of Brothers again methinks
morning lads I think I might be dying
.953966818>>953966758 #im a trans jew and i am proud to eat my own shit :)>>953969738 # >>953973711 #
>>224837790why
Like arses but my god do I love tits
>>224837790we're all dying
>>224837770Same, except it was dogberg getting on the bed that woke me
dickheads
You remember that Lilly Singh indian chick? I think she was hot in 2015
>>224837835she was fit i would have fucked her
>>224837840yeah definitely
https://i.4cdn.org/b/1789771018905589.png
i like octopusses
>>224837790you will not die ok
>>224837852big eyes she had
>>224837867alri little red riding hood
remember on dvds when you'd get trailers for other films before your film
>>224837872No, thanks to Disney FASTPLAY
>>224837862its so tasty >>224837867yep, great eyes, shame she is bat shit insane and cringe
Morning team having porridge and black coffee for breakfast >>224837862The plural of octopus is octopodes
bbc just said small boats are fake news
>Hokkaido Consadole Sapporo losing 1-0Fuck sake we're getting relegated aren't we
Let's see how long it takes them to get a reply and what that reply is like
>>224837931me?
>>224837907>The plural of octopus is octopodesyeah if you like having dogwank opinions about writinghttps://www.theguardian.com/guardian-style-guide-o
David Mitchell's rant about Lee's iPod
>>224837921Honest opinion, how do you feel watching bongs commit national suicide after they caused world war 2 with your country?
>>224837872No, i remember having a menu and just clickin on the movie to start, were there trailers before that
*ears perk up*
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1789798533947338.jpg
the guardian be like "tacos are harming British youths" lmao
Just filter out all the hate I get on 4chan. Only positive vibes going forward
>why is there a new thread at 200 posts? I didn't even get any replies
Rorke buying a prozzie only for her to tell him she doesn't like her tits sucked
When i was in first or second grade i would always watch a music channel we had and they would ask a question and if you call and answer correctly you win something, one time i called and i won a dvd of Coyote Ugly, they did say my name wrong tho.
>>224837988What the fuck
>>224837990this is what bulgaria used to be about
leave the jeet lasses to me
>>224837945we all had it comingyou do too
Bro is fuckin handsome
Anime spotted!
>>224838016why
>>224838027he monke
I work so you don't have to starve to death. You're welcome
might play RuneScape for 5000 hours
>>224838027Is that his wife? Mid
>>224838051did that yesterday
>>224838007Yeah, this channel doesn't exist anymore unfortunately. There was a metal show every Sunday at midnight and my parents would let me watch the first hour only but my dad would record the second hour so I could watch it after school.
on the prowl for pokemon cards
The guy I saw in another video has added a slowking called Save Sudan (his other names are Free Palestine and Stop Genocide)
>>224838026Bad post
>>224837939>Using the Grauniad as an authority on grammer Lmao
>>224838040Thank you honey. Get me a sandwich.
leading with a dual screen prankster in Pokemon Champions to piss off the normies
Caberges squabbling over my leftover porridge
next /brit/ on /vp/ then
Due to circumstances I cannot mention I have a time limit to getting my bed sheets dry and this miserable weather surely isn't doing me any favours.
>>224837988You speaking from experience rorke?
Crazy name
>>224838112get the heating on
Mad how there's multiple wars going on and poltards are fighting in none of them They're keyboard division. Special needs infiltratry
skipping to the crescendo, don't waste my time
>>224838098Volbeat is an underrated prankster user he can set up weather or tail glow into baton pass. I've even used special sweeper Volbeat with tail glow and t-bolt, bug buzz and baton pass before. I just really like fireflies I know he's not great but I like him and try to make him work :)
>>224838051Love OSRS but I'm shit at all. Also don't have enough free time to play it properly. A real shame (probably a good thing)
>>224838112Scream Seal
>>224838102Dogberg is a big fan of leftover porridge bowl. He comes and looks at me until I put it on the floor for him, much like when the cheese is removed from its protective sheath and the smell permeates the house. He knows that means it's grating time.
>>224838131I've got a baton pass for you
>>224838112time for dehumidifierblatt to earn his crust
>>224838131might be interesting to use next time
>>224838139Are you a girl?
>>224838124I'm considering it, washberg is still running currently but I fear it may be my only option once the cycle is complete.
brushing my teeth will be going to the shops later ok
cant go to the gym until ive had my morning poo
>>224838150Grow up and shut up mate
>>224838149His main selling point is access to tail glow and baton pass which with focus sash you have a very good chance of pulling off
gRoW uP
I made tiramisu yesterday, it should be ready by now >>224838160so true xister
>>224838084put a flock in it burger boy
>>224838168Bet you've pulled off a few batons in your day
lots to do today, better get out of bed
>>224838186Wahey!
>>224838190Not for me lol
got nothing to do today
>>224838183Da fuq does that mean
>>224838198dunno
>>224838192Alri
There's FreePalestine, his Gliscor
no more butchie no more of dis
>>224838201A Flock of Beagles
>>224838198Shove a flock camera up your ass so the government can charge you $USD ONE BILLION for the prostate check while selling your anus data to the presidents BFFs
>>224838208the bloody poos are bloody wanksthe bloody brits are bloody yanks
>>224838126Doesn't /pol/ hate or at least distrust the government?
>>224838222Howling
>>224838229They jerk off to TROONS and BLACKED. LOL
/pol/ is the worst board, unusable
Everyone on /r9k/ killed themselves.I don't know who these people that are left are, but they're not /r9k/.
cant spell drapion without rape
>>224838248Damn they might've been nice too, who knows
I’m starting to think OF girls lie about how much money they’re making. Like they don’t actually make as much as they say they are
>>224838206Reckon this is a gp but unsure of the reference
>>224838239Not what I asked but weren't the "right wing cuck" twitter accounts all revealed to be from India and Israel?
Black hole cum Blacked my bum Now my holes is blacked
>>224838132how can you be shit at OSRSjust click things
>>224838264If they were going to lie, surely they'd downplay how much they make.
Wish I had a gf
any horses in?
The ancient and sentient Chung Lo used The Fire That Fills Up the Sky move reduced his enemies to ashes
just stopping by hästbergs before the shops
>>224838283Not really. It’s kind of embarrassing to whore yourself out and then not even make much money from it.
>>224838293Idk it depends on the girl and what she wants... I can do either... Would also have a girl that is a horse
>>224838293nay haha
>>224838299That's a good point
>>224838297Dam you kinda cute too And so subtle, letting me know you are balding (it doesn't matter)
>>224837946yeah pretty sure when you put the disc in you got trailers before the menu
>>224838280I'm shit at bossing
That's the Za cooked for 5 more mins vecause it was cooking at 100C for 10 mins doing nothing
>>224838313i’m not balding mate
dark, rainy and cold today and it's fucking LUSH
Watching the World at War again
>>224838325Is that the girl horse? Crazy how you've got a fit one. She RLY fit
>>224838333
Dirty horse fuckers
>>224838264Next you'll be telling me findom is faked
we movin
Tell her you love her today :3
>>224838292be quiet
I'm fucking attacking you sprinting towards you screaming at 100000009999999999mph
>>224838366Horse nonce
test
steaming toil
>>224838371good post
Mental bodies do this
Some black bloke outside my office block yesterday stumbling about with a pint tin of Stella in his hand at 10am. Thought that's grim, then I looked and he had his cock and balls out pissing everywhere
might play me2 again
>>224838325Prove it get your arse out
>>224838397no he didn't. be quiet.
Horse pussy
>>224838397Weird thing to be making up at 8am on a Saturday, Rorke.
>>224838360movin packs?
>>224838333You worked really hard to get it there, be proud, you earned those Oreshniks
>>224838408not the slightest bit concerned wether you believe me or not
>be America>Imprison CEO of Alstom to force the French to give you IP to high speed trains>15 years later, still incapable of building high speed trains>try the same shit with Huawei, to force chi a to give you the ip to 5g technology>fail because china's too big and too strong
How do you get a black gf do I have to go to Africa or Helsinki?
i woke up early so i could post here during australian hours
>>224838427LEL this country is a fail
You said something about black people but you wasn't sucking their dick and licking their asshole so they close their ears and go lalalalalal
>>224838424Why you getting cunty for
>>224838424We had a crossover thread with Sverigetråden yesterday and they said they make fun of Sweden flag that posts in /brit/ and that you're an incel and freak. You've been done mate, chances of you being bald and ugly are high.
>>224838429now you can get them straight from finland
>>224838438They're ranged again
>>224838460That's Helsinki aka Little Africa
>>224838429i find it so funny when pale nordic twinks have a thing for big black booty qweenz
its interesting how homoerotic nazi ideology is. you see it with heathermong. like hes jealous of the ethnic girl for stealing his man
>>224838459Bodied that freak
>>224838459i've seen his gf's bum
Shartica more like
>>224838427Is there a real world situation where a high speed train has some slight edge over other forms of travel or freight
Adolf Hitler and the Top Guys of Auschwitz
>>224838325lucky bastidluv horses me
>>224838486Ever ridden Amtrak? It's shit
>>224838459i was the one who said it
>>224838474Same with zieldy. He wants one of those wheelchair user sex contraptions so a big black man can have his way with him as a reward for all his posts. "Mmmhm I gets to be da girl today"
>>224838501sc
>>224838501Sc
>>224838325Prove it and show your head
r9k is BROKE A smarter buck brannahman could capitalise on this
awoken from slumber and smashed the ol isomerhow are we doing lads
>>224838460Are the nigglets able to learn and speak finnian or norwegish like a human
>>224838540Lol
Changed my Gliscors name to FreePlaestine on Pokémon showdown, so yeah, the genocide is gonna stop any day nown
mad how finns look like this
>>224838460straight premium darkies
>>224838496Well yeah, I think I was bothered to look up a ticket price once, twice an air ticket. Bus ticket was $55.
>>224838480so not one person saved it?
>>224838297
Any lads here shagged East Asian prostitutes?
getting a job as a writer for comedies and stuff is one of those jobs you only get from knowing someone or having known someonei think i could really do it. i make banger posts here all the time getting multiple "screaming" (You)'s but just missing an impressive cv
>>224838560>Pokémon showdownI stopped playing when the generation came out that didn't have a national pokedex so you had limited optionsI also don't like most of the new pokemon from after Sun and Moon
>>224838571
I'm landing blow after blow inflicting massive damage and you just. Can't. Stop. Me.
>>224838581Yeah some of the Pokémon are fucking gay
Brits are funny today and we love to see it
>>224838587Plaphog
>>224838587the so called negative arse
>>224838587No way
>>224838587Why would he post this is he a cuck
>>224838580imagine mentioning /brit/ in your cv
Me as the horse
That's a nice bum that's all
>>224838587ok i will shag it!!
>>224837307ahhh a nigerian discent woman from London. A man of taste and culture.
Ed mate… state of u
WoooooaaaaahMy arse is on fire
>>224838616mousey found
Ed Milliband has a funny voice (in a good way)
Odds jaffa cakes Evens cocodamol Dubs wine
>>224838587hot dog
Nobody calls their child Roger any more. Little baby Rodge. Nah, wouldn't happen.
>>224838619cunt looks like a real life Wallace an gromit character
Why did the swede anon come in for 5 minutes just to make me obsessed then go? Smart feller indeed
>>224838577I'm a bartender at a nice restaurant, average $500/night in tips. So anyways I had a new server, cutie azn (jap I think) 90lb spinner body, come party once after work. Went down on her for an hour, she didn't have any flavor really. She didn't want to lose virginity but offered her butt, I declined that so she jerked me off. 3/10Much prefer big bottomed protestant girls
>>224838642He's in the sverg thread and he's rude as fuck
>>224838652so that's where ricky gervais stole that joek
>>224838619>>224838640britain has a wallace-and-gromit-ifying effect on peoplethat's why rishi sunak looks the way he does and indians from india don't
i think they should go back to 3g. used to have good reception at my nans house before they turned off the 3g masts now cant get anything. each time they upgrade the distance the radio waves travels gets shorter by the time 8g comes along we'll all have to live in pods attached directly to the towers to get a decent signal
Which Miliband is the poofter, Dave or Ed?
ok so i finally watched this video someone linked yesterdayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLIgmEibBL0it seems that uber's model of charging for insurance is a necessity given the laws they're dealing with
so then...
Can't make a small-cock man a househorse
>>224838669No that’s because rishi is high caste
>>224838674you don't understand how networks work. https://arxiv.org/html/2609.01877v1
>>224838604imagine the interview>if you would just lurk there for 2 or 3 days you'd understand
I'm not clicking that shit nigga
>>224838685genuinely unhinged postworried that we share a fountry
>>224838669I honestly thought ed was Indian when I was growing up
How do you go from being a mice fucker to a horse fucker? They're two completely different animals
I'm a tiny beta male venerator for alpha stallion horsecock
>>224838720He’s jewish
>>224838696LURK MOAR in red on my cv like a govt stamp
>>224838686Lowest caste is white m8
Jeets love making things bigger with Photoshop
did a stinky dutch poo, didn't scrub the remnantswtf Pim gonna do
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