uber pay cut edition
How about it's UberSex and you order a girl to have sex with
mousey going down the uber rabbithole, his umbunny backside poking out as he scurries downwards
I'm an abwhorrent empty mouthed beta cuck hungry for horse cum
>>224838766There's probably a service for that in Bulgaria
think me auld fruut of a brother has gone shooting
poo barmer going was the end of /brit/Bit like spitting image after maggie went
>>224838766If women had a service like this it would be the ordering dogs to relax after a day of work
whoever invented those leggings is worth every penny they pay him
uber had to raise trip prices for consumers and lower driver pay to make enough money to pay government fines all because of a retarded law that treats uber drivers as representative of the company so when a driver rapes a girl uber has to pay 50 million dollars
>>224838776I wouldn't know about that
searching for dinner
>>224838751Only people who have no ability to hold down a real job with reg hours drive Uber. They finally realized this and took more from the drivers. They will always have desperate people willing to drive for practically free during petroleum price spikes.
>>224838785Lick lick
>>224838794Why don't you? Every guy looks at escort sites just to see what's available
>>224838800wrong. they raised prices because of your nanny state communist government and its lobbied laws about insurance
Might try and sneak downstairs get some yoghurt
Dog sex 2027
fucking stink me
task force 141 will be going to korea in modern warfare 4 captain john price will be floating through a paddy in a rice hat and simon ghost riley will be eating a dog
Tiramisu is ready, mad I wont even try it.>>224838818I don't want to fuck an escort at this moment.
>>224838778Ominous
>Modern warfare 4Don't care. Also there will be horses in that one
neeed a rice farmer hat and plastic big teeth
>>224838860clays i should have said
right then*flops it out*
very coincidental that we have a little mousefreak obsessed with horses and a swede that actually has horses in this general. too coincidental some might say
>>224838858my polish ex gf thought it was called tiRamisu instead of Tiramisu, daft bitch
>>2248388212 UK flag posts may as well link it in here
>>224838897you mean tirAmisu instead of TIramisU?
>>224838893bishops can only move diagonally
>>224838818I've never done this
>>224838917You're trans mate
*turns*
*meek voice* bishops can only move diagonally
*neek voice* bishops can only move diagonally
*pops it back in*
>>224838923Thank you for telling me I will get a willyectomy on the NHS post haste
>>224838912nah she just couldn't pronounce it, not even because she was a polak she's just thick
>>224838858You're gay mate
>tiramisu Alright SOAD
>>224838941You're welcome. I've solved two dilemmas here this evening.
>>224838955
I used to by drugs from this stripper at one point who I think was also an escort but she was too crazy to do anything with, was always afraid of the cops coming cause she was not careful at all >>224838942I like a stupid girl>>224838943rude
>>224838965Right well that's a completely normal person who belongs in society
Going t'ramisu. Anyone want owt?
All the kissless virgins should come out with me tonight. I'll help you find bitchesAnd if not, we could just have an orgy instead haha
>>224838955This was a great scene
>>224838975Coke?
>>224838985Please
Mental how steel is weak to ground in Pokémon. Like big steel drills don't go through ground (like ice and rocks) Crazy how rock is weak to ground too. Strange triangle
hijack, bye jack
mental how the first Lego Star Wars game (based on Revenge of the Sith) was released 2 months before the actual Revenge of the Sith film lol
>>224838985Just the video of a horse masutrbating for me, thanks. Or me masturbating a horse
Ugh take me back
>>224838924didn't expect to see ragnar klavan in /brit/ this morning
>>224838968It's morning thoughbeit
the biomass needs to go back
>>224838985where we going Ramsey? Douglas?isle of shaggera
>>224839013that nibba bush was funny af
>>224839025is this what passes for activism here?
>>224838965underclass NPC
>>224838985You can find me a cis girl?
>>224838994Coke, speed, weed sometimes. One time I waited an hour for her and she came and told me sorry I haven't slept in 6 days and I forgot...she would also do this thing where she'd tell me to meet somewhere and I would see 4-5 guys waiting for her at the same spot, really stupid drug dealing etiquette.
>>224839057
I have a small dickWhat’s the fucking point
>>224838924aura
ed shitcunt
going to make a pasta bake today and then eat it
>>224838751
>>224839071the glans
>>224839070great name, speed and weed is a wild combo btw, makes you super horny
>>224839089he should get a face tat of all the gazan kids he killed
like fruits and flowers me
bed pee-an
>>224839089is that real?
>>224839123i like drinking and wanking
ed "speed weed" sheeran
>>224839139i like the idea of drinking and wanking
>>224839139ktim
nanberg loves ed sheeran as a person because hes also from suffolk
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/July_12,_2007,_Baghdad_airstrikepleasant 13 minutes of american helicopters shooting people to death in that article
If size doesn't matter why are there no 3 inch dildos.
Used to start my day with a few lines of speed, a mountain/fresh ginger tea and few cigarettes, then smoke a joint, start going mad, go for a run, have a cold shower then go to work.
>>224839180it’s a little thing called FAUSTIAN SPIRIT…
>>224839183theres loads of 3 inch dildos
>>224839183screaming
https://youtube.com/shorts/3s1iupNK4EY?is=e6xBoqMrkaLQga58
not been here in long do we still say all the catchphrases
>>224839191i reckon we'd get a lot of work done together
>>224839180leaked by wikileaks which is why they persecuted based assangefuck the poo ess GAY
why is the penis of 12 year old white boys so little its like a finger
>>224839214they're called gimmicks here kraut
>>224839214I didn't do it
>>224839214ok
>>224839228alexa rape this nigger
>>224839228>t. Greg from New Hampshire
>>224839228
BLEH
>>224839215I hope this is not a gay joke but yeah you can do so much done in a day. One time I cleaned a 2 story house after party and did some yard work.
>>224839257Definitely left
got shit all over my hand again
>>224838914Thanks Ralph wiggum
afghan anon woke up and chose noncing
jewish people are annoying aren't they
what a diabolical fred
>>224839266exceptional post
>>224839257
>>224839279Spin the wheel of VPN
sick to bastard death of israel and palestinelitter the entire shithole with depleted uranium rounds i say
>>224839290
>>224839272not bent just productive fella
>>224839274Front middle.
>>224839282fred elliott probably carved up more slags than west
if you try hard enough you can use the microwave without closing it
fuck amerikkka and fuck pissrael
I look and act like the tall man from phantasm except I'm 5'7
its saturdaypost cats!
>>224839297watch song of the south, have a coffee and a wank and cheer up lad
very happpy that some of my posts aree burnt into lads retinae
>>224839326Ziedy revealed
>>224839308its a crazy productive drug, you are so locked in
Apples to apples Cock to horse (in my mouth)
this hand needs yet another wash I reckon
I am scared of Russia
>>224839331
getting fuck sick of these bottle lids getting attached to the bottleburnham's fucking britain oh fucking yes
>>224839343nigga I'm locked in bed doing k rn
>>224839325i look and act and actually sound a bit like barney gumble if he never left his room
>>224839361nice
>>224839368
>>224839356
All the uncs up early, brewing their teas, getting their youtube videos watched haha
the drug talk is so frequent and repetitive that i'm actually starting to dislike it especially with how dull it all iswon't be taking part in that any more, will just do drugs quietly now
>>224839390im playing metro exodus
>>224825032it's also called hope in this situation
>>224839390I'm watching a video about synthesizers but I'll be going to sleep soon.
>>224839402sorry to have ruined it lad
hunty
>>224839409Reckon it would actually be class being fucking mental
love love love the ketamino space altering nonsense
>>224839390was off to walk dogberg but he's torn a bag apart in the kitchen so I'm making him wait. little cunt hasn't done that for a long time.so I'm listening to a choon and drinking my black coffee xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB1Q-PfUvN0
>>224839417morning deegzmuch shagging last night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvFPDBTmui0
>>224839390up early so i can go to spoons at 11 and get some pints in
looking at women makes me sad i will never have one so i hate them. these are the foundations of chudism
>>224839471>dead
>>224839451fuck sorry thought i'd taken the name offbelieve it or notno i was HOMEALONEEVERYFRIDAYNIGHT
>>224839418babies x
>>224839478you can have one ok
>>224839481that looks like glinner
absolutely covered in shit
Doing some very unladylike farts
Old unc here, got up hours ago. Already had brekkie and spent some time in the coffee zone. Washed the bed sheets, hung the bed sheets, hoovered the house. Dogberg terminally fed up with me so will take him out while it's not raining. Feels like I've been on the speed when I haven't.
>>224839391hey that’s my fucking mong cat
/brit/ is a village
>>224839478if the ugly fat bloke across the street can get a decent looking gf theres no reason you cant eitherunless youre uglier and fatter than him
>>224839522gp
https://youtube.com/shorts/9rbV3nle7XU?is=G-EE-SG4OQxJThs1This is a sexy dog, isn't it
fucking knackered been up since 7 hungover since the road sweeper went past
>>224839522that village being piddington
>>224839495I miss them, this is the father who I saw only once.
>224839534
>>224839517ktim, up at 7 sharpbrekkie, clothes washed, out with horsebergs, been to the shops, and now i got the whole day to doss about doing nought
going to random car parks in america on google maps and seeing these trucks fill all the spaceslike it doesn't matter if you're a doctor, accountant, teacher, or even a secretary you need the truck to get to work and go to walmart
>>224839534kill yourself
>>224839560absolute sex
Like to think I don't have yellow fever.But then the girl at the chinky takeaway looks at me and says "herro, miaowbiu? :)" and my poor little whiteboy brain practically breaks.
>>224839559one of the trucks
>>224839559mad lad has crossed into a 2nd bay!what is mad lad like lol
>>224839560mashallah sister
>>224839567:3
>>224839559You need the truck to go to Walmart? Can't you drive yourself? >>224839566Did you get cucked by a dog or something
>>224839571east asian and southeast asian women are the only ones I have no sexual response to whatsoever. I have literally seen an abbo and at least felt a twitch before, but not chinese or japanese.
>>224839571kill yourself you absolute freak
cody dude hop in my truck we can pick up creg and go to walmart
>>224839557It truly is a gift. Back in my twenties I'd sleep until 11 or 12 and then have to cram all my tasks in before I could relax and it was horrible. May the lord bless my weak bladder.
I'm a freak on a leash
>>224839580fucking hell screaming
>>224839593>I have literally seen an abbo and at least felt a twitch beforethink you need help
>>224839471https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJ0trKBniDE
>>224839613I'm not even irish
>>224839603I know a Craig. You're spelling it wrong though Chaunce
if i was a yank on a saturday id go into the woods with some of that schizoid pack and spend all day blasting a hi cap pistol at the trees pretending i was john wick
he really is such a freak
>>224839617not a single cell in this cunts brain
eating gay nigger poo
>>224834167*Locks in answer*
>>224839571Hey you greasy wop bastard. I'm going to Sicily tomorrow, teach me some fun phrases. How do I say "do you speak English?" And "sorry I don't speak Italian" to ingratiate myself and stop the sexually aggressive men stealing my pale wife
>>224839624this guy is definitely american
>>224839632his iq is much higher than yours, let me tell you
>>224839627are americans aware that we pronounce it differently here? always catches me off guard when i hear "creg" on tv
>>224839630
>>224839630imshinr dsuinhg this to a theraptist lmao
>>224839559child killer 9000
>>224839617Omg very polite berg
>herro, miaowbiuholy shit this is so accurate
>>224839630this place is his lifehe has found peace here
just picked up my motor from the garagethey've only gone and bloody shrunk ittold the geezer to fix it, told me that's how it came in"your car mate, take it or leave it"
>>224839630im calling the dago a freak do you mind? choose a different one
>imshinr dsuinhg
>>224839649How it is pronounced? Voca
>child killer 3000Lol
>>224839677did posting this stop the bad thoughts
>>224839689Oh he's just getting warmed up
>>224839677state of it
>>224839699need this but for fat humans
cannellini pasta for tea perhaps which silly yanks call fazool
>>224839696Oh well he isn't allowed though is he
>>224839708you know
Visit Bede's World
make a kitty-wish
>>224839673rhymes with plague
right then, I'll be jerking off before long boy starts acting up in < 30 minutes
crying about totnum
>>224839722You've got a cheeky button you can make him go away at any time. Do you press it?
>>224839729what is that
“nigga” said he’d be “jerking off”
>>224839732tin of sardines please catlad
" nigga "
>>224839741it's going to get worse i'm afraid
>>224839712Oh no my little white boy brain.
>>224839733Same as Craig is the same word boong
do you lads tend to watch certain things when doing steamingtoil? things you wouldn't normally watch otherwise?
>>224839758sent
>>224839771No but on weed I'll watch things i would never normally watch sober
>>224839765
https://voca.ro/1nbUTsipUgMc
>>224839771i like watching like music tour videos and rock concerts
>>224839771don’t drink me, not that i’m woke i just don’t have the urge for it anymore
mi granda just sent me this :/
>weed
>>224839732I wish for all cats in the world to be given cuddles, tuna and scratching posts
>>224839777corrr it's quite good this kitty-wish
feel like shit just want her back
>>2248397711 drink nah rarely watch something2-3 drinks in usually getting a lil bored of what i was doing so i'll try watch something4 drinks very quickly i'm getting bored of watching something and care more about music and a vibe5 drinks why the fuck am i still at home i should be out interacting with people
>>224839810Tuna should be given sparingly. Not oily enough
>>224839787No no, that's not good.Chinkies are not automatically attractive.Just that when they *are* attractive, they get a hidden buff, so to speak.
>>224839810god willling
https://youtube.com/shorts/PB4416tI4iE?is=azQg8qA9NFTwGin-I wish I were a dog
>>224839567Catberg looking rough
aff fae a wee poo
On a diet at the moment. Nothing crazy, just trying to get more greens especially those coastal foods that are meant to be good for you ... kelp, nori, that sort of thing. So far it's been surprisingly easy to stick to, although I've noticed I still have one very specific weakness: I seaweed and I frigging smoke it LMAO
>>224839841Such a comment is unbecoming of Holyrood, First Minister
Can't wait til my gf leaves for her driving lesson so I can play Hogwarts Legacy.Gf hates Harry Potter and JKR.So I made my gf into my Hogwarts Legacy character.
>>224839571Nothing wrong with thatWMAF is the most kino pairing
>>224839828For me it's jappies
>>224839857based kalergi
>>224839856>Gf hates Harry Potter and JKR.She a troon?
>>224839857incel freak weirdo who cant pull white girlsICK ICK ICK
>Saudis Tell European Refiners They’ll Get No Crude Next MonthIt's over
>>224839862you're legitimately a nonce if you find that attractivemental how people get away with this but if you think a 16 year old with big tits is attractive they call you a pedo
>>224839889Oh shit
Lower class neighbour is yelling againWhy do lower class people always yell?
>One of Britain's richest people, Sir Jim Ratcliffe, says he has lost confidence in the UK, describing the country as "on the slide".
gotta catch em all
>>224839909Don't make me tap the sign
>>224839908Why do you live amongst the 'lower class'? Something to ask yourself
>>224839894Blow it out your ass incel. No one's going to have sex with you so you don't have to worry about that. I find women of various shapes and sizes attractive.
Diesel at £3.00 per litre by 2027Petrol at £2.20GAYto is gonna be like Germany in 1944
cars are the worst invention ever
Wash my legs very well with a neutral soap in the shower but they always itch when I get out.Same with swim shorts the lining always irritates my arse.Very odd specimen me
>>224839921"Yeah I'm a paedophile but I also like adult women"
>>224839894
>>224839917The UAE is over thoughBased Iran has ended the Deano expat lifestyle for good
>>224839926what about penis pumps
>>224839908not sure, luckily one of my neighbours is plod so never have any priblems
>>224839889Get another grand over to the pensioners
>>224839926Yankified
>>224839933You sound like a middle aged woman
theyre doing him in
>>224839926Runt opinion
>>224839961poor lad
>>224839839hes old x
>>224839926Ted Kaczinsky speaks of this
>>224839957this book will sell 5,000 copies maximum
>>224839889Need to buy an electric car but they're so expensive
"Cars bad" is literally the worldview of the jewish ruling classThey don't like that the plebs have mobility and freedom to moveRemember, it was Henry Ford (a great Aryan inventor and countersemite) who made cars affordable
lol macklemore is based
>>224839986what did he achieve then did they stop teh war or did he just ruin his career for some virtue signalling
Rorke seeing the oil crisis and saying "yes, we need to be even more dependant on this"
>>224839968nobody likes you
>>224839981chad post
>>224839771yeah i can sit and read wikipedia articles when drunk and its great fun. drinking makes everything bearablr
>>224839958You hate middle aged women because you were rejected by young girls in school and now you are physically attracted to them because the trauma stopped you from mentally developingPaedophilia 101
>>224839257I missed out.>>224839560I missed out.>>224839638I missed out.>>224839712I missed out.>>224839326This image about sums up my experience in life (onlooker/bystander) except I'm normally not in motion (idle) and I'm not Chinese (Anglo-Irish).
new>>224840016>>224840016>>224840016
>>224839961can we get him to america anymore?
>>224839957americans are fat and dumb and your society is coming apart because of car dependency
>>224839981they seem to be doing a poor job of "ruling" then
