mackelmore edition
We could have just had a normal president but instead the yanks chose a genuinely retarded orange pedi and now everything is continuously getting fucked
Right so he was rejected by young girls in school and now he is secretly attracted to them because the trauma stopped him from mentally developingPaedophilia 101103: call everyone else a pedophile
James in?Thomas in?And what of Andrew?
didnt he make a song about benders or summit
Wiggermore
>>224840037999: call the police LOL!
>>224840038alri
>>224840036shut the fuck up he's draining the swamp or something
Macklemore: "I'm gonna pop some Jews only got 20 bullets in my rifle"
Cody explaining the benefits of Kefir to me while I get lost in his eyes
bacon sarnie i reckonmaybe two
THIS IS FUCK ING AWESOOOOOOME
>wake up>seethe about Jews wild
>>224840016mad how leftypol is pretending that macklemore makes good music now
>>224840064Bacon breakdown? Cut, smoked, brand?
The freedom in question
>>224840073don't know any of his songs but thrift store was a banger back in the day it was always on at the gym
>>224840054ROFL
Only got 20 million immies in my countryyy
cadaverlaughing
driving a car makes you fat, docile, lazy, retardedgives you the freedom to toil more and drive to the shopping centres to spend more and eat more shite
>>224840063Shut up kafir
>>224840080Cronem wincing after a spoonful of KefirScrambling around the kitchen like a deer on ice looking for a can of KA Fruit Punch to get rid of the taste
cheer up rorkeypoppyoh what can it mean, to be asad incel bastard with ashite football teeaaaam
>>224840038I'm Séamus, that count?
>>224840083car dependency unironically leads to social breakdowna large percentage of the population rarely does something as simple as walk down the street
I pay £170 a month for my Dacia DusterWant an electric car but they are double the cost
Me reading /brit/
>>224840146raped by stellantis award
polish gf 2027
got a hybrid yaris 2024 cost me around 20k but it's so cheap to run and will last at least 10 years so well worth it
>>224840143Well are you "in"?
>>224840153pov: youre reading /brit/
dadberg has an irish name but isn't irish whatsoever
fucking lunges through the screen and bites your nose off
>>224840176ktim except i am partly irish
>>224840144It drives people insane as well. If I needed a car it would be a Tesla model 3. Full self drive
>>224840159Size of those pupils. She must be on MDMA.
>>224840106bizarre povvo controlless freak who has to arbitrarily drive their car and get fat instead of using it purposefully to optimise their leisure time and avoid public transport when convneient
>>224840160someone gained a clue
Zoomers stomping their feet and demanding cars be banned because they're too socially anxious to get an M.O.T.
HELLO??????
yanks drive to starbucks to get an extra large peppermint white chocolate mocha with 1500 calories in it
crodie mad because cars exist and I'm gonna buy another second unnecessary car
>>224840010>anglo-irishThese people dont really exist any more which is a shame because the most famous Irish were all of this class before independence swept them all away. It's hard to be a Wellington or Wilde or Lewis in the modern age. Ireland today has 6 million fenians and 1 million huns and they all have the poverty bogger mindset
don't drive
what's all this then
i always thought his name was mackerel more like he loved tinned fish
makes me laugh seeing how much cagers stress about parking
>>224840238Anglo-Irish suffering thread
>>224840225holy schizo
>>224840246it's insane how their mind immediately goes towards parking like you're planning a trip or going out and thy go is there parking there? where can i park? do you have parking near your house? £3 for parking that's too much sorry
grinding up poo with a mortar and pestle
wearing my gay porn socks
>>224840286this is why everyone tries to get a blue badge now
>>224840290need to see these "cleveland hookers"
>>224840222weird how dublin and cork used to be majority prod cities until independence innitwhere did they all go
>>224840300on my road about 1/3 of drivers have a blue badgemy mum has one too and she told me she just lied about her condition to get onea total sham
>>224840290stupid pickme bitch
>>224840286in this scenario you're depending on them for a lift?
Djeison RafaelRasheed RahmanDawood SafiJala DebellaEltiona SkanaValdo CalocaneMusse Alijust a few of the imports who stabbed and killed random people for no reasonmass immigration has turned the UK into a safari park with savages wandering freely
poofs the lot of you
>>224840340rasheed haha
>>224840318i wonder what the next level will be once it no longer feels like a privilege . silver badges that allow extra special disabled people to use the taxi drop off point
According to recent reports, the number of Blue Badges issued for hidden disabilities has jumped from 18,000 in 2021 to 55,000 in 2025. This surge follows the 2019 extension of the scheme to include people with non-visible disabilities, a change that was designed to support people with conditions like dementia, Parkinson's disease, autism, and severe anxiety disorders.
>>224840340yeah mate but what about the food and are NHS?
>>224840346*rapes you at 100 mph*
>>224840332no i'm >>224840160 i use justpark app for long trips and just find nearby parking when i'm visiting someone without having a panic attack because i have to pay £3 it's not hard
>>224840340if theyr shanking their own kind then its low key fine
Leftypol eviscerating someone on the internet by using the phrase "or you know, maybe, just maybe..."
>>224840317a few went north to the protestant state. more went back to britain. some took their money west. the rest just assimilated with the rest of the irish
>>224840367they mostly target whites
phwoar absolutely love this body type me unbelievable
>>224840368that's a very reddit leftypol phrase tho
just wish they were bringing cute foids over instead of turborapistnigggers
>>224840382not allowed sorry
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>>224840382women be like men are bad evil rapists but we need to import millions of thembit silly innit
Swansea. The cradle of civilisation.
>>224840449men be like women are evil and i hate them but we need to import millions of them
>>224840290Yeah it's pretty crazy how if you are exposed to tranny shit you are basically gonna kill yourself eventually. And if not you are infertile so it doesn't matter. Dam globalists
>>224840459i don't be like that
>>224840459I love women thoueverbeit
>>224840464shut the fuck up incel
>>224840319YWNBAW
>>224840459only the most raped mind of all time could possibly have come up with this as a counter
>>224840456err.... said No One Ever
Sorry to all my hatersThis morning, I woke up as a real "nigga"step off my jock
>>224840483incel
anarcho tyrannyhttps://x.com/BenGrahamUK/status/2100883715362640153
>>224840517just copy paste the post as your own next time im not click that
>>224840517>2100883715362640153this bengraham fella sure makes a lot of posts
carbrains are literally terrified of using public transport or walking outside lmao
>>224840499Where do you think is the cradle of civilisation if not Swansea?
Just got told by the bank that I've spent £150 in the last 2 weeksOf course that means the last 14 days but I still got scaredNo more alcohol for me. At least a good shower and some personal care is free
>>224840517if the police's questions bothered you you are seriously mentally ill
omg connections today was so fudging easy she's not even trying any more
Might go watch guys in chastity cages slap their balls lol Donchasity cages that move a little bit really let you jerk off
>>224840517i don't click mongy links mongs like you post here sorry
>>224840517state of those coppers
>>224840570love how you can just ignore the whole world around you and just focus on your scat fantasy
>>224840551would they question a muslim preacher? no chance
then he niggered away(nigger nigger)til the very next day
Gonna make roasted lamb tomorra with potatoes and rice but separately.
>>224840582he's a bot
>>224840565https://x.com/Liberfach0/status/2101068121037488538
>>224840589Racismlad!
jews creep me out
>>224840594Am not
why yes i HAVE got the frasier on you are correct
I'm gonna pop some tagsOnly got twenty dollars in my pocketI'm, I'm, I'm huntin', lookin' for a come upThis is fucking awesome
>>224840602
if a drug dealer takes money but has taken 5 weeks and 1 failed dropoff is he scamming
>>224840542>£150 in 2 weeksoh my god call the imf we need a bailout youve sunk the country for good this time
you're angry because women won't have sex with you
cyclingmikey is based af
>>224840640yes m8 you're not getting those drugs
putin said that the UK pose 0 threat and you can fit our entire armed forces inside a football stadiumffs thats us done
>>224840640yes
made chili gon garne :D
>>224840662>>224840665sad
>>224840656would fold him up like a deck chair
morning guys, the weather may be grim but the day is shining with limitless potential. it's your day to do as you please, all we ask is that you enjoy yourself x
any tonguing anus man in
insurance money came through for my stolen bike. need to get down the bike shop and get me new one.
>>224840682thanks gchq
remember labubus
>>224840589s
>>224840694can't ride a bike me
>>224840694have a hard time believing this happened because insurance for bikes is notoriously hard to claim like you cctv footage, a police report, and it only works under specific circumstancshow did you do it?
>>224840703
>>224840703ktim
Pack in the migrant rape rats
Jerking off to her again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvEHz96zrnM
>>224840679
Didn't the Roman empire make street preaching illegal, or was that Skyrim lol
>>224840720>>224840703don't believe you
>>224840697it's the weekend, you don't have to call me that right now. Just anon will do :) x
>>224840741svreamijg
>>224840678Depends on the person, I had one guy call me 4 months later and apologized, I gave him 200 Euro - thought I would never hear from him but he called and gave me 100euro worth as a gift for the inconvenience, but he was not just a random dealer I sort of knew him. Did you call him, maybe he got caught, Ive had that happen also.
>>224840741roarr
going out without showering first
>>224840714filed a report with the police as soon as i knew it was gone, it was nicked from a lockup with cctv. went online, logged into my insurance account, filled out a claim form, then a bloke phoned me a few days later and asked me a few more details and told me he accepted the claim, here's the money. was surprisingly easy and quick. even claimed for a new lock and helmet.
Interesting how every country has a different way to sound thinking or hesitationUK: ummmmItaly: eeeehJapan: anooooChina: nigaaa
>>224840741sc
>>224840754he calls me mate and asks what im up to when he sees me
>>224840714mine wanted a load of uploaded evidence that I bought things and some have requirements about where you keep it, what it's attached to and the standard of lock you use. more complicated than car insurance desu but I suppose they're more likely to be stolen
little kittyberg
do not cum
If you walk into the stables and the horse is called "downtoride" then are you fucking him or nah
>>224840781she needs fattening up
>>224840803no mousey
>>224840779i think it's more because cars have a record, reg plates, cannot be easily resold for cash.. with bikes it would extremely easy to sell one, claim it was stolen, then get the money. nobody's tracking them and no one is gonna investigate it
remember what woke took from us
big kittyberg
>>224840803im letting the horse go freethey dont belong in stablees
>>224840781make with the dreamies chump
>>224840827Me I do though >>224840817What if I'm the horse :3
Honestly would prefer if I wasn’t a tranny
>>224840827if you did that the horse would most certainly die within 24 hours, you mong
sweden is gonna wake up tomorrow with a horse's head in his bead
>>224840626Channel 4? Can't believe what Frasier just did. No spoilers in case you aren't watching that episode but wow I'm not sure I can look at Frasier the same way ever again.
>>224840847yeah cos we fucking killed off most of the wild horses
>>224840840It's not too late until it isThink about it
I miss when mousey just posted mice and peters what led him down this road of horsefucking and dog prostitutes
>>224840851would prefer not
>>224840854what WILL niles say?!
just done a massive line and felt like my eyeball was gonna pop owt
I've been through the desert on a horse with no name.
>>224840864pov: 2 dickless niggas staring at you
I think this idea that "hobbies" are important for relationship was invented by the Monopoly Man to get people to buy stuff
>>224840878are you that junkie who was doing mdma at 10.30am last weekend?
>>224840819yeah. I keep mine inside and mainly have it for accidental damage anyway
>>224840855like most animals in europe/eurasia we domesticated them, not killed them offdon’t understand the argument of “just let the farm animals go free”, since they’re rely on humans to stay alive if you released them into the wild it would decimate the local ecosystem and lead to death that would take generations to restore
>>224840877Niles came across as the much better brother in this episode. I did only watch a fraction of the episode midway through so I don't have all the context and I don't know how it ends. But wow. Wowee. Frasier is a cold-hearted man.
>>224840856Yeah but even if I repress I’ll still be a tranny. Just a repper
>>224840878what a grim, runtish life you lead mate. ever considered growing the fuck up?
so this is rorke
>>224840878enjoy your 6 hour wank mate
>>224840907>like most animals in europe/eurasia we domesticated them, not killed them offyou ever wondered how we managed to only have one extant species of horse while there's numerous zebra and donkeys? cos we killed off the ones we didn't want off
>>224840910why are you posting this utter rubbish? grow the fuck up mate
>>224840910S
>>224840914do you have tits?
>>224840941hes not gonna shag you matehes dead
accidentally married the practice gf :/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XMT-8-Jt1A
>>224840935don’t think you know anything about horses mate
>>224840924hi rorle
>>224840947Yep, it’s over already
doing me predictions for the football or 'footer' as we football chaps call it in our colloquial footer parlance
I make money with crypto
>>224840968dont think thats a response
Protect the NHS.
>>224840907nah horses are intelligent enough to survive in the wild
>>224840966mental how accurately this describes my experiencing of marrying a girl i secretly hated just because i was getting sex
>>224840924am rorke
the hyperwoke brigade have gone mad
>>224840980tits and a willard?
horses can easily survive in the wild when they're away from horrid humans
>>224841005Well yeah I did say I was a tranny
>>224840998if you're blind how would you be able to see the man translating?
>>224841013bro boutta put some my chemical romance on
>>224841018
>>224841019use your ears
Mousenonce trying to sneak up on a wild horse so he can try to rape it but it notices last second and boots him in the stomach so hard he flies into space like in Smash Bros
>>224841039
>>224840987do you believe there’s only one species of horse? >>224840992sadly they’re not, and their hooves are not made for wild terrain anymore
>>224840840you aren't because there's no such thing x
well, lads?
>>224841089Clearly there is though
>>224841099
mmmm millwall vs westham or watch spurs get pumped by villa… Decisions decisions
the porke evolution
>>224841070>do you believe there’s only one species of horse?there are two extent species of horse and one of them is highly endangered and was actually completely extinct from the wild as recently as 30 years ago due to hunting and habitat loss and only recently has been reintroduced to the wildwhich kind of proves the point no?
finishing last nights booze then going to fry some eggbergs
Posted a story earlier about a black lad pissing and drinking Stella outside my office yesterday and got called a liar. Thing is it's completely true. Mad old world out there
Gonna start concealed carrying. America is unsafe.
>>224841098Yeah I am and yes there is and grow up
>>224841142you started the argument of letting domesticated roam free, which they won’t survive, to telling me we kill animals to extinction i don’t know what point you’re trying to prove mate
>>224841134dysgenic bunch
>>224841166whats wrong with pissing and drinking stellaim something of expert in both fields
>>224840778wtf, and you haven't asked him? how much did you give him?
>>224841166I would’ve ben on my knees
>>224841196im saying humans should leave animals alone and youre part of the problem
what age were you when covid lockdown started me 17
might treat myself to a wank
Wife been visiting her family and my balls are painfully full. Need her to come home and get me shagged immediately.
>>224841223same
>>224841223not sure
>>224841233just get the willy wanked to some soogs joi
>>224841211i think you’re just wrong, we are animals too and animals affect other animals in various of ways many domesticated species has evolved along us and has been hugely beneficial to us and in turn we have given them sheltered lives from the predations of mother nature
>>22484122315 year 11
consider the red kite
>>224841223Got to celebrate my 30th birthday in lockdown. Did loads and loads of drugs and really that began a downward spiral.
>>22484122320
>>224841099well, shane?
I watched this drama. It was not bad.
gooned for about 6 hours last night. didnt cum and my willard hurts.
>>224841258little cunt can start considering himself extinct
gave dogberg a big cardboard box and she has gone absolutely mental for it
millwall v west ham shortly
>>224841249horses have been around for almost as long as primates and pre-date human existence by tens of millions of yearsthey are an aggressively successful clade they do not need humans to protect them from mother nature
>>224841290how did you not cum? drugs?
>>224841233same but not wife>>224841259same but not 30 and had to stop in 2022
>>224841298we at /brit/ will be supporting Millwall, score sum goals, crack sum skulls
>>224841293Love this for her. My berg used to be mad for tearing apart cardboard but he's somewhat grown out of it in his dotage (5 years old)
>>224841233Escort. Pronto.
>>224841310Yes, drugs were involved. 34 years old and this is my life. I'm a fucking cretin who doesnt deserve to live.
I'm on the Ed Sheeran diet
If tottenham lose again I will cry
Absolute scenes in Cheadle. Pray for Cheadle.
Tilde's Tip is a 5-3 WIN for Spurs!
>>224841299that’s not my pointpredators affect different behaviours in their prey, and we humans are the ultimate predators since we realised a domesticated animal brings more value than a dead one if other animals could realise that, they’d do it too (look at species of ants who domesticate other bugs or fungus) it’s an evolutionary reasonable turn of events that we humans domesticated animals, if you deny this you’re stupid
>>224841329been there. the day after is hell both mentally and physically. get some food and go for a walk.
>>224841344this will do numbers on facebook
Got my new iPhone lads
>>224840918>>224840941You are the biggest fucking loser in this thread
>>224841348not him but leave the fucking horses alone bro
>>224841344something off about this webm
>>224841330Palestinian children?
might book a sph session with a dom despite having a normal-size cock
>>224841348humans are capable of subverting "evolution" i'm not an ant i can choose not to kill of the tens of species of horses that humans have forced into extinction of the past 15,000 years
what's wrong with americans?
might get into tarot cards and do them naked
>>224841271my name's not shane kid
start telling girls they have a wide pussy
>>224841400tarot is mintthey look cool and they make you think
>>224841368no>>224841386ants literally choose to domesticate, it’s not an intrinsic trait they all share but they believe it to be evolutionary advantages to do so, would you call that subversion too?
mental how we could host /brit/ on /bant/ and have more freedom in what we postbut we choose to stay on the blue board and tiptoe around what we saywe are utterly cuckedi cant see why this country's gone down the shitter
>>224841344>Coca-Cola and MentosThat's a dangerous concoction. Haven't messed around with that stuff since I was a much younger man.
>>224841396yes i too see the disgusting nigger in the bottom left corner. horrifying.
>>224841419no one wants an id attached to their posts fuck off
>>224841401i'm not a kid shane
consider the hoopoe
gone are the days you could get a cheap shitty flat by just showing the landlord your id and giving them cash each month have to go through all this woke tech BULLSHIT nowadays
>>224841419used to post my food on /bant/, a weird bunch there but they were nice
>>224841344Because why would they be carries loose and be as big as golf balls
>>224841428heathermong melty, only spammers cares about post ids
gone are the days you could get a cheap shitty flat by just showing the landlord your arsehole and letting him bum you once a week have to go through all this woke tech BULLSHIT nowadays
>>224841329Hopefully not MCAT, the post goon comedown is the worst thing and I will never do it again it's too fucking bleak. Get a clue mate, sort it out.
>>224841428ids here would be nice
>>224841434thought he was looking towards the right for a moment
>>224841434i'm seriously considering it
>>224841417i dont know what you meanants do things that are successful for their species because the things that aren't successful result in their deathi can choose not to torture or kill or lock up or "domesticate" animals even if it is "beneficial" for the "advancement" of the human race
Telling a horse owner what to do with their own horses is mental and you deserve death
>>224840016Sometimes we don't want to heal because the pain is the last link to what we have lost.
>>224841434*considers it*hmm
>>224841463MCAT is better used for actual sex than sitting down wanking to post
>>224841419I actually prefer the thread to not be filled with disgusting degenerate porn and gore
>>224841477you can't "own" a horse
>>224841419i dont tiptoe around what i saymaybe you just have evil brains
why DOES /bant/ have post ids?
>>224841505/bant/ is a literal containment board
>>224841491how about a board with less moderation but still sfw when it comes to images? so you can't post porn but you can say the n word
>>224841490*wanks to junk mail and TV license letters*
>>224841505so potential tv writing empoyers can track my zingers
r9k immigrants pushing for IDs on this board yeah? Could just fuck off back to whence you came
corr
>>224841534>>224841534
>>224841533sup mouldie
>>224841476and do you think domestication haven’t been successful for our species then? bad people torture, kill, or hunt other animals to extinction to the same extent as bad people torture and kill other humans
>>224840900no lad haven't done mdma since i was 20