rorke's da edition
stealth heatherpaedo new
>>224844896>t.
I will kill again tonight
>>224844913HOOTING
someone said Luton vs Bradford is called the paki derby
>>224844916careful there lad. i was on a 3 day break for copying your gimmick.
Think of the food, rorke
St Johnstone: Steward, Smith, Mitchell, Diabate, Alic, Holt, McAlear, Campbell, Cotterill, Steven, FowlerFalkirk: Bain, Strain, Melniks, Henderson, McCann, Barbrook, Spencer, Ross, Krauhaus, Eames, Murrell
>>224844916me getting ready for a cod2 sesh
As I was saying: sat in my £2,000 Herman Miller Aeron rocking back and forth listening to music on my £9,000 Klipsch speakers wrapped in my £2,000 Hermes blanket from Selfridges (in-person).
KINOOOOOOOO
>>224844954ISAmongesque
>>224844954wasnt worth posting the first time
>>224844954sat in an ikea chair with my sonos sound system and a hand-knitted blanket from nanberg
>>224844967bowen to get the winner now
>>224844954bizarre
Everton XI: Pickford; Mykolenko, Branthwaite, Tarkowski, Maitland-Niles; Armstrong, Garner; Grealish, Dewsbury-Hall, Johnson; Barry.Ipswich Town XI: Walton; Davis, O’Shea, Diop, Ouattara; Palacios, Lukić; Clarke, Enciso, Fatawu; Emersonn.
>>224844935>janny told him "you'll do nothing"he's digitally heemed you there
>>224844916errr Racismlad?
cumming all over my shirt and going to woolies with it still on
>>224844968Over £300,000 in my S&S ISA last I checked. I don't check anymore though :)
>>224844976:3
sat in my gumtree £20 swivel chair listening to music on my £6 jvc headphones in my primark underwear
Sometimes I like to wank my cock
About to board my flight from Cheadle to Poowong international airport
i'm on my ikea chaise longue
cumming all over woolies
nth for the holodem
>>224844990>mostly english teameverton is pretty sovl it's a shame they're wank
>>224845041the two are directly related rorke
got the Iron Maiden, Slayer, Metallica, Black Sabbath, Saxon, Anthrax, Motley Crue and Pantera on
>>224845022holy shit! me too!
>>224844992Scr
which side of street shitting debate do YOU lie /brit/?
>>224845035:D
GOALAZOOOOOO
really says it all doesnt it
Tilde predicted 5-3 with Spurs winning lest we forget
>>224845054All at the same time? Must be an awful racket
got a "lol" in the old
bloot
saying” so do you come here often haha” and winking to the 73 year old rsl volunteer doing the bunnings sausage sizzle
heard antisemitism has gone woke
>>224845070he does do politics though, only when it suits him and isn't in direct opposition to his jewish manager
Saw the first of the big Autumn spiders in my flat last night. Got up to go for a piss and the fucking thing ran across the bathroom floor towards me. I screamed like a girl and ran for the special spider-jar I keep handy but it was TOO BIG FOR THE JAR.
>>224845070dolly did do politicsshe did good politics
I know just enough about football to know Spurs are absolutely diabolical
>>224845090throw away your jar mate the spiders have won this year
>>224845063x
>>224845012I use a guitar amp as my desk chair
>>224845090just splat them menothing that evil looking deserves life imo
>>224845070he does whatever politics his jew child rapist manager tells him to like a good boy
>>224845090You ever thought of not being scared of spiders
been pissing myself at this stupid mong all day>>224842226
>>224845111explain your existence then
>>224845070Ed “the jew” Sheeran does what he wants
>>224845090got one of these for the big bastards not going anywhere near them ok
>>224845070ignoring the profoundly retarded politics argument, dolly was a national treasure and ed sheeran has never made a single good song
>>224845111lets see what you look like then
>>224845070>do politicswhat does this even mean? How do you 'do politics'? Hate this tranny gibberish way of speaking
Argued with my Thatcherite dad about the poll-tax over lunch and now he’s fuming with me
>>224845122unsplattable
might smoke a bit of the ol' 'juana
the fruit bats in the nocturnal enclosure at askham Bryan wildlife park seem to be having a better time than literally any other organism on Earth
Hilarious to me that some people see a spider and their first thought is to go get a cup and some paper to pick it up just stamp on the fucker
>>224845055We're two of a kind me and you
>>224844870
Just woke up Having an empire biscuit for brekkie
>>224845134My grans's a thatcherite despite the fact her first husband killed himself after losing his job because of ThatcherWeird!
>>224845147Bro said: "I thirst for the blood of arachnids" with his whole chest!
scr
Mad how every post I make on here is catalogued and archived against my digital fingerprint that is connected to my actual real identity and if I ever do anything the state might not like they have all these posts I've made to use as blackmail material. Mental how if there's ever an insurrection I'll be forced to toe the company line out of fear they'll expose me to my loved ones.
fucks sake it not ri
>>224845160two thoughts1 that seems like her gay best friend2 she needs to gain 4 stones so her twerking is actually erotic
>>224845147dont believe in killing living creatures for no reason
gone 2pm and ive not opened my wine yetthink i've recovered from my alcoholism
>>224845138am about to get stoned and have fish and chips and wank to incest porn
he wants us to know he thinks something is funny
>>224845180poosrmn
>>224845196there is a reason though. in fact it's a more valid reason than most animal killings.
piss off
>>224845147One time I tried to stomp a spider but missed and it covered it's little spider head with its little spider arms and I've made an effort to put them outside instead of killing them deapite being arachnaphobic ever since
>>224845201I've got some reservations about this lad
So far my method of ignoring the spiders seem to work because I'll spot a massive one and not see it again.>>224845147yeah but what about the spider goo.
>>224845180FUCK Spurs scored
>>224845196The reason is it’s in my fucking house It’s got the whole world to be in and it comes in my house no no no
i'm guessing half of these are footie mongs talking about the men kicking the ball or something
>>224845208this nigga is the friend of the flies
>>224845201the most australian day
The watch:Baraka is a documentary film with no narrative or voice-over. It explores themes via a compilation of natural events, life, human activities and technological phenomena shot in 24 countries on six continents over a 14-month period.The film is named after the Islamic concept of baraka (بَرَكَة), meaning blessing.[4][3]I am very smart and cultured.
eating chips and fish with a fork and knife
>>224845217good lad
>>224845192nigga mad cuz he can't dance with his white gf
>>224845147not their fault they didn't ask to be born as a scary horrible looking cunt did they
mental how americans cut their food, put their knife down then use their dominant hand to spear the food on their plate
>>224845208Yh, cos you're scared of them
>>224845244prefer the other than from that directory. it's koyansikati or something
>>224845198not even got out of bed yet, been wallowing since 7am
>>224845138>>224845201Nice but unfortunately other /brit/posters hate weed smokers
>>224845245This, I don't like
>>224845201link??
>>224845260is that why you empathise with them so much?
>>224845223yeah for the poo restaurant #done
>>224845180roaring
>>224845234house spiders dont live outside and then come in doors your house is their whole world theyre almost always born there
>>224845266*yawns loudly* yh..got something interesting to post retard?
Mental that Americans have to suck of their wife’s black bull every night
Cody patting the grease off his pizza slice with a napkin
3 hour delay at ayrtake the piss
ok bye
millwall you shit cunts fuck
>>224845271who gives a fuck lol they’re sheltered virgins whose entire conception of weed comes from /pol/ memes
good time for gymtoil. hopefully when i'm back these kickball games will be over and we can get back to normal posting.
>>224845268Not watched that one but enjoyed Samsara I think. I will also watch that one ok
Game of two halves that
>>224845271i have a theory that smoking weed makes you gay because i had two stoner friends growing up and they both tried to sexually assault me
>>224845297ayr fryer
>>224845147not personally scared of something 1/200th my size that just hangs up on the wall of my bathroom for the entire day
>>224845288I live in a 12th floor flat with no attic or anything like that so how could they possibly be born here
Being a tranny is a unique form of torture worse than anything human minds could ever invent
>>224845282splattered that cunt
>>224845268>>224845322KoyaanisqatsiLiterally impossible to spell nonsense
>>224845331bizarre post
Millwall vs Spurs next season should be good
>>224845325Trouble with West Ham is they try and walk it in
>>224845332gp
>>224845290lucky af...
>>224845353https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PryatJo-rQ8
>>224845160I feel jealous of this man
can someone make me a bacon sarnie
>>224845316based post
>>224845331i dont think weed makes people gay but it can make people with pre-existing gayness even gayer just like with schizophrenia
love a nutty rapeseed oil
>>224845353>Millwall vs Spurs next season should be goodMillwall will be in the Premier League though
>>224845340so because I stamp on them with my bare foot that means I’m scared of them?
>>224845393yeah i will lad *makes you bcaon sarnie and cums all over the bacon before giving you it*
>>224845290You joke but cuckolding is actually highly erotic
really hope it's gonna rain today so I'd have an excuse not to cut the grass today
>>224845415vpn off cody
>>224845344climbed the stairs, crawled into your house and laid eggs, crawled through cracks in the wall. Lots of possibilities. Saw a spider commando crawl up a sink plug the other day.
>>224845413right well that's no good
>>224845420it's already past an appropriate time to cut the grass today
>>224845420>*drone strikes your front lawn*
>>224845415Who said I’m joking?
>>224845415it’s the most tired trite plebian closeted faggit fetish there is, fuck off
right well in bed aren't I
>>224845400*rapes you**gives you my nut**gives you my seed*
Where all my tranny bitches at
>>224845478probably dead
>>224845471same and naked too
>>224845465Good job you’re not rattled tho
love a green bean too
>>224845467black niggas read one book and think they malcolm X
me chillies are sprouting
>>224845489Highly doubt itGrow up, educate yourself
>>224845525are you going to eat them
>Delivery was attempted at 3PMUmm so there's an issue with that DPD
noah woods whatever happened there
>>224845549he DIED
>>224845508in two minutes i won’t be mad. you’ll be a cuck forever
LotR is capeshit
:/
>>224845511you ain't even read one book cuh
dark nights are coming dee lads x
>>224844870I hate commoners so much
>>224845571he missed out on some hot arse eating action
tiger woods looks like a orangutan
Only saved this because she has the same name as my first girlfriend
>>224845539i reckon so me ol cocker
There's a woman I work with who probably uses this. Her son has to send her his bank statements every month and she does weird excel sheets that breaks down his costs and gives him a budget for the following month lol
me? 21 but live like a 40 year old
gran asking about porn torrents
>>224845618fetus fella
>>224845619right in the goolies
got chronic sack itch
watching porn on my phone in my nans living room at full volume
anyone else rub their finger round their arsehole and sniff it to figure out when you need a shower?
>>224845629heard a few anecdotes in my time that imply my nan was at some point in her life an anal freak
Very uncouth posts :/
>>224845675i just shower after i wake up and then after i do exercise
>>224845678
hate it when video games cheat against me
favourite old-timey song? white cliffs of dover is nice
>>224845569No it's last gasp of Anglo Saxon romsnitsm
if you've got a 'nan' and not a 'gran', you are underclass filth
>>224845694just cheat back
>>224845678Some of you really just bring down the quality of this general tenfold
>>224845602hate overly opinionated people, extremely annoying
my life a one of those supposed-to-lose boss fight
>romsnitsm
Lost my headphone case in the pouring rain. Anyway i can buy a replacement case for £90 from some dodgy grey importer ebay paki or £170 for a whole new set from a normal shop. What do?
Bobby Smith, Len Duquemin, Les Allen, Jimmy Greaves, Martin Chivers, Alan Gilzean, Steve Archibald, Mark Falco, Clive Allen, Gary Lineker, Garth Crooks, Teddy Sheringham, Jurgen Klinsmann, Robbie Keane, Les Ferdinand, Jermain Defoe, Dimitar Berbatov, Son Heung-min, Harry Kane.
>>224845704ktimlove my nan
Trying to lose weight but also budgeting in beer, I'm sure this will end well
feel like all my teeth hurt
>>224845733why not pay less than half that amount for an equally good set of wireless headphones
>>224845694
>>224845756
>>224844911>stealth
>>224845675is this the famed sophisticated british gentleman's humour
>>224845733
>>224845727thats where poo screaming comes from? TIL!
>>224845782I wont go back to this and you cant make me>>224845754Whats the /brit/ recommended wireless headphones of choice
if you're still listening to music you really need to grow up
>>224845129does that actually work
>>224845345>trans suicide rate:30-50% >anorexia suicide rate: 20%>bi-polar suicide rate: 20-10% >major depressive disorder suicide rate: 15%>borderline personality suicide rate: 10%, but borderline has the highest suicide attempt rate at 50-70% but it's a female biased condition at 75% diagnosis and thankfully most women are shit at offing themselves
>>224845808sony ZX22232345567788754223567C8
prostate just popped
got my balls out
need a really fit tranny to suck me off and just spend all day orally worshipping my bollocks and shaft
never touched a fanny
>>224845196your body massacres millions of microbes a second by just existing, where is the cutoff where something deserves to live or not
>>224845694get the gameshark slotted
>>224845857
I am enjoying this very reasonably priced malbec Well done virgin wines a rare win
>>224845857why not a have nice lady do that?
daisy edgar-jones throat training
>>224845876those delicate paws have never seen a proper days work
>>224845877lacks the transgressive element
jelqing my bwc
>>224845602My wife works in advocacy at a charity. Wish she'd get a real job so she didn't make exactly fuck all.
i wanna be back in bed
>>224845920the pan's BURNTyou're cooking in a BURNT PAN you fucking DICK
>>224845911charity is surely a growth industry what with the imminent collapse of welfare
winter fuel payment
>>224845345you're still alive so its obviously not as bad as a lot of things
>>224845911You have any kids?
>>224845934you can't handle the flavor
>>224845920not a single drop of moisture in that pan
*nasally smelly nerd voice*"charity is surely a growth industry"
>>224845969Thankfully not
>Ooooh I wanna have a nice life that I enjoyGrow up
my pen ran out of ink
where am i
>>224845980dont need any oil to cook bacon if you render it out firsteven i know this and i dont consume flesh
just going through the motions until i die
>>224846008unlucky lad, still got plenty of ink in my pen, me
>>224845828no x
>>224846008well my pen still has a surplus of ink
>>224846035ktim
>>224845699"Anglo" anything is ZOG shit
Ate too much and gave myself a tummy ache award. I'm actually a repeat getter if this particular award. Almost always got it really.
>>224846047kys paki
>>224846008This one is also sexual
I WAS THE FIRST ONE WITH INK IN MY PEN
might go down to argos see if they have any pokemon cards
>>224846061i ate just enough but now i'm going to consume two bottles of wine for the next few hours until i can barely move
wonder where will be safe when the european war starts. probably the rural parts of south england far away from industry.
>>224846062England has been ZOGged, jewed and kiked since the 1600s
>>224846022you dont need it but it massively improves it lol
>>224846041right well
Claude solved Navier-Stokes
>>224846091that was 500 years after the end of the anglo saxon era you fucking spastic
Eating a pot noodle
>>224846089north wales
>GTA 6 will run at 30fps>wont have first person modeLooks like I'm going to wait another 18 months before they release the "enhanced edition"
>>224846114what flavour
>>224846122sticky rib
>>224846089>far away from industrymost of britain should be fine then
>>224846122poo
spending £999999999 on gacha rolls
>>224846120ps5 isnt capable of 4k60 so i dont know what you expected
>>224846110bodied that freak
>>224846139PS5 pro can
>>224846086Do you think you'll get an award for that?
>>224846131putin raining hellfire down on the call centres and the vape shops to criple british industry
Here we are then. /brit/. An intrepid mix of shaggers, incels, schizos, cucks, trannies, failed normies, vile slug like creatures, and me. All of the above.
so autumnwankers actually like it being dark and cold then? am i correct in saying that?
could honestly just go have a wank at toil if i wanted to no-one around fuck all to do til the end of shiftMost powerful man alive rn, me
>>224846157They'll want to smash up the data centres so Slough is in for a rough one. Benefit is nobody of any note will be lost and you'll be hard pressed to notice a difference in architecture.
>>224846172aesthetically i like autumn, in reality i like summer
>>224846156yes i'll get the cat watches me do a sweaty drunk anal gilf wank on the settee while she wonders what a real owner looks like award
I'm going to drop a truth nuke on you all. England has always been a nasty, cruel, authoritarian hellscape with a fake economy. We used to have monarchs that would kill their own children, murder people on the spot for looking at them in the eye. We have never been a good country.
>>224846194that a truth nuke is it
>>224846193That's a pretty niche award there, you ought to be proud of yourself
an AI just flew over my house
oh my fucking god less than 2 months till gta 6 allah is the greatest
Herr Putler
>>224846163>incels, schizos, failed normies, vile slug like creatureskek these are me
Right well what about them spurs then
what’s so special about gta6
>>224846220rubbish i dont rate them
*bradford paki accent with lisp*oi senpai u seen da new gat trailer is looks well lush innit u get me? me cuzzie got a rip off on discount issit the world is well gud
>>224846220they jingle jangle jingle as i go riding merrily along
>>224846220yeah? what about them then?
sir winston churchill
>>224846185bet you post all year long about being excited for autumn but then you scurry away like this when the time actually comessluggian/slugesque behaviour
Is WW3 inevitable at this point?
>>224846243I'm siding with Russia, me
I'm attracted to the male form but like vagina
>>224846243its already started
>>224845876drinking wine alone at 2pm in your room is wild
sir spinning three plates
>>224846243infinity ward predicted it eons ago
cba gettign dressed and going pubgoing to stay in and play games in my dressing gown
>>224846172Its not dark and cold in autumn. Go outside
>>224846260im on my holidays so its fine
>>224846272could crush you like an insect
>>224845934grow up mate
>>224846256i am the oppositei like the female form but hate vaginas
>>224846220:(
>>224846252Same
>>224846241you’d lose the bet to be sure, theni like all seasons, and i’m happy to live in a place that has all of them
>>224846285Why would you?
>>224846260its saturday ya gimp
>2pmIts 3pm. Pajeet forgot about BST
>>224846289I'm 100% straight but vaginas are ugly
>>224846310for invalidating my lived experience
hull bros
>>224846337did the man kick the ball?
>>224846326need my tongue up em
>>224846346into hulls net yes
>>224846346british culture was performed, yes
done with you lot now, I'm going out to find mates in the real world
thats a mighty fine red bull to start off the day
>>224846326you're not 100% straight then really
>>224846347poof
>>224846358see you in the next thread
>>224846361son its 3pm
the manthe ballthe kickingits all good stuff
filling the thread up negativity and bile me
mad how men universally like tits and asses and pretty faces but vagina is just like a convenient hole to jerk your cock off while watching at tits and ass and pretty face
drinking red bull at 3pm is wild
>>224846433its pretty normal and mundane
>>224846426tolstoy talks about this
make the fucking new i don't give a shit
New>>224846459
>>224846451ask nicely, and ill consider making the new
>>224846220shite but will beat yanited next
