tems edition
umlamb in?
/brit/ congratulates Coventry on their first win of the season
you know you can just go to the library and read the books they have there? like for free you can read the whole book. it's like stealing but it's not
i'm almost 40 so i won't be getting conscriptedall you zoomies better get ready for the trenches. millennial chads like me will bang all the zoomer girls left behind haha.
He's here
>>224852786nudge unit working double shifts in those comments
its a me a mario
>>224852851I remember a troll post from SomethingAwful where one guy was asking if Blockbuster for books existed, like a place where you can rent books like you rent movies.
>>224852813sexo
The ghost of sacked tranny’s dad - He’s a fucking WHAT?!
last cider of the yearthatchers. with ice. always.
>>224852874I want to suicide bomb them. Conscript me please
>>224852813Every night she'd drink me under the table....and I'd eat her out while I was down there
got the bitches brew on
an action is morally right if it produces more pleasure than painan action is morally wrong if it produces more pain than pleasure
I feel like this everywhere I go
>>224852920did she even exist
I would go to war as a medic If you do that you get training. On America you get an EMT license just for going to war, and the enemies can't even shoot you (not allowed)And you get your own gun so you can enact your own justice and mercy kill anyone you want such as if they are minorities or women
>>224852938the dark destroyer
arsed my life up, 36 now, too late to fix it. trying my bestx
>>224852851bit of a hoarder and a collector me so i buy booksgot about 1000 i guess. will need to give some to the charity shops.
>>224852938but in reality you look like this
>>22485296336... a fucking kid
going to start lying like the lad in superbad when someone at toil asks about my weekend
>>224852938my best mate in secondary school looked like this
>>224852982Profound>>224852963God bless x >>224852937Mental retard
>>224852982He looks like dozens of people on Westminster bridge?
a fetid miasma of biomass
crazy how if you fuck up between the ages of 16-21 you just have to sit back and take Ls for the rest of your life and there's no restart button
>>224853006knew a black lad named daniel who was like that, good kid
>>224852937congratulations on your first 10 seconds thinking about ethics. try spending another 10 seconds and see why you are wrong.
>SomethingAwful
>>224853022If you're that age then you can still turn it around bro trust >>224853011You get a gun to self defend yourself anyway and why would I join the Muslims (would heal them but if they're on some religious war I'm not that religion am I dummy)
>>224852938white girls are magic
rorke telling himself “futas are different they’re not blokes”
>>224852844>COV winhttps://x.com/ONLYTANGS_/status/2101053090585518477
>>224852950NONCE
don't know if I'm any good at violence any more
>>224853046screamt hsi si me
>>224853017no he looks like that one specific person in the image that we're all focusing on
can't wait to get thrown in the meat grindernow that i think about it doubt they'd give me a gun considering my criminal record
>>224853052do you understand the concept of an example dummy?
>>224852844the coventry blaze?
need my enemies dead
my year had a black lad called chris and everyone called him black chris even though he was the only chris in the school
>free-photo-of-close-up-portrait-of-happy-old-man-with-a-cap-in-the-city-looking-at-the-camera.jpg
Off to visit steak and cheese dot com
>>224852961>>224853034>>224853056Please, just one time, say something bad about black people
>>224852938vibe
>>224853029Cor
>>224853076ain't that bad. reckon the view from waterloo bridge is one of the best in london, at least street level
>>224853105haven't heard this in years, nay decades
>>224852938bet he's already had a look around for shit to rob
zoomers be like "check out this sydney sweeney"boomers be like "oh yeah? let me show you peak cameron diaz"zoomers:*silence*
my gf
>>224853113More likeChatGPT this nigga having a heart attack. Wat do??
mousey retires from the armya proud medic for 23 years, seen action in israel, ukraine, and austriahis record? 0 patients saved, 5536 confirmed kills, 4 horse-human-hybrid children bred
The Houthis soloing Saudi Arabia is GOATed, their economy is gonna collapse the Sauds are gonna eat camel shit lol
>>224853107That Idi Amin was a real jerk!
>>224853107honestly hate them, but had plenty of black mates at school and toil
Wanking to BLACKED
saw a senior's guide to chatGPT magazine for sale in M&S state
evening goes slow when you're sucking a red
gay niggas shopping at YMC looool
>>224853188Alri Pocahontas
>>224853180surely you can use chatgpt to tell you how to use it
>>224852963kah, I say, kateem my boy!
Worked 34 hours this week team :)
>>224853212nah this is like reading a book on how to read
nth for the holodem
>>224853124i like primrose hill
>>224853220Hope you use the men’s toilets in work. It’s the law, big man
on the lidl 89p cocktail cans. it lush
>>224853170cody unprompted at thanksgiving:
what
Top 10 embarrassing moment
>>224853255got the Stellas in me
>>224853113this would have done numbers on 2014 internet
top 10 gucci morty
Rum and Morrisons cherry cola for me x
>>224853233i mean outside of creating an account and typing your first message. surely you don't need a whole guide for that.
Does seem like the rulers of Europe are absolutely dead set on war with Russia. Grim.
>>224853200Cor
>>224853282fell of a chair trying to pick up an e I dropped while talking to a qt
>>224853301MATEyou've been going on about this since this morningthere's no war happening i don't wanna hear that word again!
>>224853089I was called "little anon" even though I was the only anon. I was tiny. I'm 5'11 now.
>>224853146Kek. More than pollacks would ever>>224853079They do other training. You can watch it on the internet for free>>224853113Reminder: CPR Guide and Daily Reminderhttps://share.gemini.google/iOG1bNNXuWVTCreated with Flash September 19, 2026 at 07:34 PMPublished September 19, 2026 at 07:35 PMTell me what the CPR is (30 pumps 2 breaths) and then remind me dailyCPR (Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation) is an emergency life-saving procedure performed when someone's heart stops beating or they stop breathing.The standard 30:2 ratio cycle consists of:30 Chest Compressions:Place the heel of one hand in the center of the chest (lower half of the sternum) and interlock your fingers with the other hand.Push hard and fast at a depth of 2 to 2.4 inches (5–6 cm) and a rate of 100 to 120 beats per minute (to the rhythm of the song "Stayin' Alive").Allow the chest to fully recoil between each compression.2 Rescue Breaths:Tilt the person's head back slightly and lift the chin to open the airway.Pinch the nose shut, seal your mouth over theirs, and give 2 steady breaths (about 1 second each), watching for the chest to rise with each breath.Step-by-step CPR sequence, AI generatedOpens in a new window7 Essential CPR Steps: Guide to Life Saving Techniques | HurakStep-by-step CPR sequence. Source: HurakRepeat this 30 compressions to 2 rescue breaths cycle continuously until emergency medical services arrive or an Automated External Defibrillator (AED) is ready to use.Daily Reminder SetI have scheduled a daily reminder for you:Task: Perform / review CPR (30 compressions, 2 breaths)Frequency: DailyGoogle TasksPerform / review CPR (30 compressions, 2 breaths)DailyIs it 30:2 thoughYes, for adults and adolescents (and for lone rescuers That reminds me, with 2 people you can do like 15:2Don't stop giving air unless they are breathing
>>224853301don't worry we'll win x
well the arsenal lost the coventry won strange days
>>224853061https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNAcSU5SRfckid turned his bars into a whole tune
>>224853299my mum still doesn't understand email
Strictly is back! And it's gayer than ever!
>>224853332performing CPR on children and infants), the standard ratio recommended by organizations like the American Heart Association and the American Red Cross is 30 chest compressions to 2 rescue breaths.Adults and Adolescents: Always 30:2, whether you are rescuing alone or with another person.Children and Infants (with two rescuers): The ratio shifts to 15 compressions to 2 breaths (though a lone rescuer handling a child or infant will still use 30:2).
Who do you think you are posting all that as if anyone is going to read it?
definitely some sought of autistic spastic me
imagine having a heart attack and mousenonce is leanig ove ryou groaning as it attempts to touch you u'd think it's the grim reamper himself
4 years into the special military operation against the poorest country in europe but they're totally about to start a war with the rest of europe as well
>>224853361oh dear. unless she's 80 that's terrible. most boomers are already on social media and using ai to make videos of their dogs in a suit
>>224853363Well I guess you can call me strictly x
>>224853392
got some crisps, jelly babies and millionaires shortbread
>>224853384sought
>>224853301the lads at /balt/ say its a nothingburger and there’s nothing to suggest that they’ll he invaded, and they’re the ones who haven’t been able to use GPS for the past couple of years and have had to deal with shitty mobile internet from the GPS jamming
>>224853381If war breaks out and the country gets invaded then someone might do CPR because of AI if they learn and then that could save someone I am doctor mike's dog >.<
>>224853350>weJews?
my favourite looking cats are the fluffy brown tabby/tortie ones. theyre really pretty
>>224853361Should have got her the guide for ChatGPT then
>>224853315Once had a good one at Leeds fest where everyone was laughing at me and point at my elbow and the. I finally looked and there was a snail there and it shocked me and I rocked back on my chair and then teetered back and forth for half a second and then I fell over backwards and the everyone laughed
>>224853424well, I'm a bit drunk
>>224853410she's 51>>224853440might have to
>>224853430and this is related to british culture how?
>>224853392>>224853417This would 100% be fine unless you are completely fucked and seething mad And then he slaps you and asks ARE TOU (TŪ) OK SOLDIER
>>224853417Creepy little freak
yeah sekiro was a good game actually
I'm bald, wish I didn't have to shave my head 2 or 3 times a week, fucking hassle
best /brit/ gimmick of 2026?
>>224853430I thought Walt Disney was dead. Did they finally bring his brain back to life? Is that why they've got a CTO now?
>>224853461Well he looks like half the bastids that live ere these days
whats mousey's stream link
>>224853480Ed "I'm in love with the state of ..." Sheeran
>>224853437I like black cats
>>224853480the acceptance we are a chubby chaser general
>>224853480'sa (we love her)
>>224853477at least you don't have to trim your pubs and arsehole like i do once a month
>>224853480streets are saying it's an Ian sweep at the GOTY awards
>>224853480rubyposting
>>224853501>chubby
>>224853480nobody:rorke:
>>224853480>>224853487
>>224852821baa
>>224853518I probably should but no one will be seeing that
>>224853523audibly kekked at this
>>224853536wtf how does it look even worse than normal
night nurse oh mi pain is gettin worse
hate the original dumbledore
>>224853480
Dont think anyone has ever been so bloody sick of itEven people who killed themselves were larping
Ugly old cunt Marina Hyde, once the cum receptacle of Piers Morgan, dragging down about the looks of attractive 20-something influencers
>>224853554Well I’ve got good news for you
>>224853554that's why they replaced him
are we all going to die then lads
Mousey probably mogs half the thread
would be your mate if you live in london or kent, anyone need a mate?
Big internet's down. Having to use the phone internet. Hope it comes back on soon there's a big livestream I want to watch at midnight.
>>224853523love this genre of brad
>>224853585yeah but not someone from brit sorry bro
>>224853536genuinely ghoulish visage on that freak
we all watching strictly then? x
>>224853582True
>>224853501peng as fuck
>>224853581eventually yeah
>>224853581Nah, quantum immortality for me
>>224853590love are laurie, so fucking peng
>>224853574The hatred old foids have for young women is insane
If an Australian doesn't win Gimmick of the Year I'll be very pissed off.
>>224853384have been coming to this conclusion myself as the years go by and i look backsomething is not wired right in my brain anyway that is obvious
Mousenonce shags and kills animals don't think he's life mogging anyone
>>224853581As opposed to living forever?
get to me peeps!!
might push mousey in the mainstream
gona cry if it turns out i'm banned from my favourite club for being an alcoholic menace (can't rmb what happened on a big black out last time)
Mousey
>>224853581not me. you lot? yeah probably
>>224853626Life-mogs you Tilde! You wanked off Ebin LMFAO
>>224853626jealousy will get you nowhere
>uber money>uber cash>uber creditsuber SUCK MY DICK with this confusing shite
one of the blokes from 3oh!3 is a woman now :/
>>224853626Seems you're just mad dogs are fitter than you. Many such men suffer this
Just woke up and can't even remember gong to bed and it's not even 8PM fuck sake
>>224853619big family secret is that I have an uncle who's a proper mentalist, think he's in a ward or prison, reckon I've got that
>>224853635requiem for a scream
doing a little jig when I climax because I strictly cum dancing
>>224853658uber eats
>>224853653Not jealous of him I pity him really he used to be a nice lad before piehead got him addicted to heroin and xanax and he started shagging mice and hamsters
>>224853664Works in Aldi, I hear
seen mousey's visage but not sacked tranners, makes you think
>>224853635
>>224853678s
Oh, you and all your (male) mates are seething that some fitty you want to fuck, fucks dogs? Hmm
>>2248536784.5 star post
2 minutes into strictly and stepmum's already called motsi an "ozempic bitch"
don't think those creampie surprise pornos are reali think the girls know it's coming
Why is everyone a poser and a clone and a performative insincere ghoul Where are the real niggas
got the 2010 hardstyle on
>>224853718foids love this shit
>>224853690Right so now you make posts like >>224853068In all caps calling me a nonce because I won't be your friend? Yeah, you're a nice person who's worth having as a friend, troon
>>224853734that was kind of a golden age for hardstyle
got the bitches brew on, feels like it's been on for hours
>>224853674nearly time for bed laddy we all need to remember to rest x
>>224853678heh
oh god you mongs actually watch that dancing show? fucking hell it's like being around old women here
reminder, if you needed it, that going outside is dangerous and downright stupid
>>224853749hence why the listening sesh
>>224853744Give up the heroin and xanax and sort your life out you mess
>>224853750No one cares
still think that hannibal was overall better than scipio tb.h
>>224853766this nigga falling over
emma hayes spotted
>>224853779Still wouldn't be your friend even if I was taking heroin and stopped
You'll all be pleased to know I just delivered a neatly packaged load of my cum right up the gfs fannois.
happy hardcore dominates my worlplace culture, i am a proud man
>>224853789isn't that common knowledge? hannibal's italian campaign is legendary
haven't watched it since brucie died
yeah well right you see
>>224853807You USED to be my friend you even gave me legal advice after I tried killing myself at work. You've changed and it wasn't for the better
So is leftypol sacked tranny and Rorke mousey? I’m a bit of a casual around here
bring back arranged marriages
>>224853830I was never your friend, this is the only engagement you get (else you're ignored), stop calling me and addict and a nonce you evil man
surely the most embarrassing tweet in american history?
Got the nimrod workman on
>>224853841this could be the meta
>>224853766want me to kiss it better x
>>224853854is india not a living monument against this practice?
>>224853830stop this larp you attention seeking weirdo
the night is young
>>224853830, so bye, you "I don't do it for the replies" runt I'm better than you
I'd shag Tilde right in his mouth and I'd cum inside of it and he'd swallow it all up, no offence!
Uh-shake-shake, shake-shake, uh-shake itUh-shake-shake, shake-shake, uh-shake itUh-shake-shake, shake-shake, uh-shake itUh-shake-shake, shake-shake, uh-shake it
>>224853895'
>>224853858nothing can be as embarrassing as your TDS
>>224853824cannae was uber based
>>224853856Stop calling me a fucking man or a tranny or other hateful shit then and stop fucking animals
>>224853501Too skinny
>>224853858>Supreme Intelligencenew god incoming
>>224853895corrr
>>224853903whats tds
Leftypol using AI Rorke using The Holy Spirit
>>224853768noice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpaWyvDSNQQ&list=RDKpaWyvDSNQQ&start_radio=1
not sure what wotanic is but I'm feeling it
>>224853858The follow-up poll selections are important context ok All licking AI's anus
finally getting fiber
i reallly am a nutjob
>>224853858SI = AI^AI
>stop fucking animalsI would do this with dogs if it were legal >>224853895True. You could just walk into my room and inject me with heroin and rape me. I wouldn't panic (and WOULD get a boner)
>>224853858remember when trump was considered smart with tech because he could tweet?
Off to tell the night it’s really mature for its age and is really cool for a time of the day.
sour cream and chive mix going down a treat
the watch
got the latest coke francis on
THANK YOU JAPAN FOR ANIME
>>224853947chia seeds are cheaper
>>224853945thought that was a moth on my screen
>>224853978my slime what the fuck
>>224853978direstay away from this person and anyone adjacent to him he's going to kill you
>>224853980based
I saw a sexy dog today and exchanged glances. He kept looking at me too and perking his ears up. He was a fit boy and would let him fuck me if his owner did
>>224854015watch this
>>224853991cant play comkputer game on chia seed
>Offline>Check out this Pokémon Showdown stream from 2 days ago.
>>224854010okay fleabag
>>224854024Nyah~~
>>224853947what could you possibly need 3gig for
>>224854010no subtly in your attempt at all
goga gola
rorke kicks up the leaves and the magic is lost
only game i play now i call of duty mobile on ipad
>>224853874Brother that’s India, they got a million different things going on
gonna put a fillum on
right that's quite enough of you mongs for today
Check out this video "jus talkin :3" https://www.twitch.tv/horsehorsehorsumusumae/v/2876887329?sr=a
what was brit like in caveman timesI reckon the first lad who did a poo would've been hailed as a hero
>>224854059you'll be back
>>224853935https://youtu.be/Rp2bGSCoNTo?is=hXfAjmLydLk_S64t
officially on the cans
can't believe the govt wont give me a state mandated gf
that buzz i get after a couple of drinks must be how normal well adjusted people feel all the time
>>224853858the one about making money from stocks to support america was worse
>>224854077Want to dry hump and stroke me?
business idea: you hook me up with your sister
If you don't work weekends then you don't have a real job
>>224854077We should have sex
Any good lunchtime videos?
>>224854110only if i'm allowed to watch
sup mouldie
Any Saturday vigil Mass man in
>>224853978hate how you can see that he posted this himself and took a screenshot of his own video
>>224854113Tilde would you let a straight man breed your bum hole x
>>224854127no
i’m being accosted
>>224854090dunno what burnham's playing at. he's had over a month to sort this out now
>>224854113it's all about employment with you isn't it
>>224853980gp
>>224854052no they've bred themselves to look like that and their men are disgusting in personality from lack of sexual selection
>>224854145Sorry...
you ever think how it's mental and mad
>>224854009>>224854159One Piece freak samefagging it's a shit series for low IQ spackers
won't hear a bad word said against are andy burnchops
>>224854113working class people have fought for the 35* hour week for centuries i suggest you check your privilege*haha only joking the new normal is 37.5** hrs**haha you dont need that whole hour at lunch time surely lets make that 40 hrs
iPad keyboard is £250 take the absolute fucking piss
>>224854146useless cunt man
Might upload a new picture of my piss stream in a bit x
we miss sir keir
>>224854146>he's had over a monthTook 3 weeks of it off work. Typical Scouser!
>>224854190what you want a keyboard on that for? it's not a computer
Swedenanon you are a catch you know
got a hot zinger ready
exgf got mad because i put a picture of my piss stream on my insta story
The new >>>>>>>
>>224854185your cum stank tranny sket is dead, OP is going strong toping providing hype moments worldwide both in comics and the screen
>>224854257>>224854257>>224854257
WHERESS THEHE NEWWWW
real new>>224854271>>224854271>>224854271
>>224854190>iPad keyboard is £250Don't buy it then and get a £12 one off AliExpress Bluetooth and probably better quality ok Apple is shit ok bin the iPad too you incel nerd alright about it and that''s another ok
>>224852874I've joined the Patriot platform, I can be prod to say I've played a part in fixing things here
ed sheeran - im in love with a big gay poo
>>224854043it's only $5 more than 1gig
>>224853006>>224852938Why would he even go. Should've put on a nice shirt to help at least. One of those girls should have sucked him just to be nice. It would have made his evening and cost her nothing. What am I talking about, it would make his whole LIFE
