podcast edition
Moids don't read. They make up bizarre, elaborate headcanons about books they may have stumbled upon here or on normalfag sites (they don't visit actual book stores, surprise surprise). To men, a book is a tool use to define one's own public image towards other men. They gain no enjoyment from the written word, unless it's bottom of the barrel pornography.
poo
>>224893270I hate white women
>>224893254it should be hung up in a pooseum
>>224893279Hi :)
>>224893292incel
why is your cuisine mostly slime-based
>>224893279yeah it does my head in reading actual books dont know why :/ fiction is so so depressing and non fiction is good for about 5 minutes
>>224893301Grow up
they love they frogs on outer /int/ don't they
>>224893306when life gives you slime you make poo
kill all women
anyone seen charlotte church recently? cor phwoar slam pig
far-right provocateur Martin Lewis
>>224893342used to wank to her music videos before i had fast internet
>>224893324especially in /fr/ haha because they eat them lol
Lmfaoooooooo, I guess no good deed does go unpunished
>>224893342i yearn for a fat 40 year old white woman with massive knockers
sobersobsobbing
Get your money on Stumpy McStumpface to win BB
>go to a book shop>its all in englishRemember, if you read a translation you didn't read the book
she was incredibly seaxo in this
>>224893387howling
>>224893279>To men, a book is a tool use to define one's own public image towards other men.This far more accurately describes women. Not all women, but this is why they tend to hate video games and gamers. They don't see the immersion, and can't even imagine it. They just see someone sat in front of a screen pushing buttons enjoying something they can't enjoy. It doesn't look cute or cool or pretty, which is what they care about. People who think video games are sad and gross, but chess is fine are posers.
>>224893401
>>224893387
toddler /lit/if mum read it to you in bedyou didn't read the book
we call french people frogs and they call us 'les rosbifs'presumably because we eat roast beef
>>224893257That’s because he’s not a millionaire all the other stuff is true except that
>>224893401Why are you gatekeeping foreign books you absolute fucking spacker
>>224893235>probably She was a prostitute on drakes yacht at 14
>Man, 82, dies after beach fight with 76-year-old over sunlounger in Greeceultimate unc smackdown
>>224893405what video is this
Should I become an alcoholic
>>224893387>Syrians fleeing warWere they women and children and old people? Or were they possibly the men committing atrocities in that war, and that's how they got the resources to get smuggled halfway across the world to take advantage of a system that can't tell the difference between victims and perpetrators?
be called Charlotte Mosque these days
>>224893471call my name
>>224893387stupid leftypol mongs.
>>224893450Do you mean the Jewish drake or another one
>>224893401Right well that's not the opinion not most intelligent men in Europe such as the Roman Empires elite, the Medieval elite of Europe and the early Modern elite
>>224893480that's afghansthere were syrian women who came herelike that syrian cutie who got knifed to death by her afghan boyfriend
>>224893480makes zero difference to laura and markus they just want all the yummy upcummies from friends and family and spend all day yapping about how it was the least they could do
>>224893501alri strokelad
big poos in amish
looool charlie veitch got absolutely rinsed by that bloke in his latest vid can tell he was getting proper wound up as well
>>224893488scream
rorke boring us to death again whining about leftypol
Screaming https://x.com/gaersstapa/status/2101727419400966456
>>224893528what is even the point he trying to make in these videos? there's no unity to them, just riling people up and saying "look look! they hate us!"
>>224893490is that the lad from the mars volta
>>224893498The brown jewish drake
>>224893387>second homedeserved. these are the parasites that are making sure millennials and gen z will never own a home
>>224893467proper news
>>224893551Just making sure
any finna blow man in?
got the sly stone on
got my anus out
>>224893554Making sure gen alpha will be outnumbered by foreigners as well
Rorke using Wacky Races as an example of White Excellence
that's me raped, murdered and stuffed into a suitcase
>>224893387We were in a similar situation. Renting a terraced house to a family who had fled from Afghanistan.Four years later they are buying the house from us, having used the time to study for a degree, hold down several jobs, and saved enough money to purchase the house.
>>224893592>Verdict: Suicide
>>224893545lol
>>224893587exactly. no sympathy for these rodents
Idris Elba is the only black guy who could’ve been bond
>>224893595<---the family that fled Afghanistan
you'll never catch me smiling
appearntly womens basketball is newsworthy
>>224893279i know this is bait but imagine writing this and then looking at the history of literature
what's weird is that if the hour long porn video was just the 3 minutes i actually watch, i wouldn't click on it
who wins these guys or 2 goat farmers without shoes
>>224893279I haven't read them yet but these are the last I bought
any people of colour in? i'm curious to hear about your lived experiences
>>224893279cope
might illegally sub-let my arse
>>224893654hah that is true
new phone, contacts need updating you're all just shown as anonymous for now
I bought my home after renting it, and now I'm helping my best friend look to rent the place three doors down
>>224893689ok well im rorke
>>224893619>honest (and kind)
el gatos
>>224893680yeah what about green with envy men or red gammonite rorkes, what about us
>>224893712Catbjorgs
>>224893711YeahTrannies tend to be like that.
>>224893387Family friend rented their house as a council flat and got a family of Africans who completely wrecked the place
I like reading but I don't visit book stores or performatively read in public I just pirate fiction to read on my kindle
>>224893712the bergs
>>224893719heh
>>224893712catgeek
>>224893595Let me guess the British Taxpayer will be subsidising the purchase just as they subsidised the above market rate rent? Fucking parasite. Fucking opportunist.
>>224893528Screaming got a time stamp?
>>224893710are you the one who loves left wing politics?
any horses in?
>>224893726oh but then felt the need to tell us about it? bit performative lad
>>224893749nah mine are out mate
REMINDER: it's an imageboard NOT a linkboard
>>224893726i would never read in public because someone might come up to me and call me a nerd and start bullying me
I've never been in a book storeToo many books, how do you know what you want to read without going through the entire inventory
>>224893712
>storefoyfoyfoy
>>224893749
>>224893783was just about to make this post. sickening how americanised people are these days
>>224893776they have catagorisation like travel philosophy fiction etcand then subcatagories in popular cataogires like fiction so u'll have a mystery section sci fi section then like recently awarded section recently released etcthen u just look at covers and read blurs (assuming you dont know the names of authors/books already)
Total Celtic Independence from Traitorous english Vermin.
>>224893782lol why does this gay faggot website invert your photos?
imageboard NOT textboard
he's been posting pictures of transexuals for 72 hours
>>224893785>>224893798good posts
>>224893776It's a shop you yankified freak
wish I went to university
ibid
posting americanisms to own the FOYmongskiss my ass dorks
>>224893794>Traitorouswhat do you mean? you're the one seeking to balkanise our island nation despite our shared history, blood, language, geography
women shouldn't be allowed to breed
brits just full on say 'mad' to mean 'angry' now the war is lost im afraid
my gran even in the 90s would call the co-op "the store", usually only to refer to the co-op.not sure how yankified it is.
i'm finna cook sunny side up eggs with cilantro in my skillet then broil some zucchini
>>224893793>the blurscalled a blurb you little poser>>224893807everyone else was saying store I didn't want to be the odd one out hehe
Rorke using Grok like it's Jarvis
>>224893812You would have been a good inside joke and bonding opportunity for your flatmates>Omg the weird freak left his bedroom today>I saw him in the kitchen microwaving a bowl of beansThat sort of thing
@grok why do brown people exist
celtic 'nationalism' be like english OUT, africans and muslims IN
rorke put he whole fist up in there
>>224893883You don’t know me mate
>>224893869@grok take off her socks
>>224893889thankfully
>>224893885why can’t english just accept we don’t want them here and stop crying omds
Met up with a friend I haven't seen in a year or so yesterday and he's gone full /pol/Was talking to me about how it was never six million and to watch Europa the last battleI mean he's not wrong but it was a tad unexpected
does Ian seem a bit… different lately?
need to get my gaming numbers up. only 21 hours in the last 2 weeks, should be triple that.
*cracks red bull can open*Mirror's Edge... now that was a game*sips*
>>224893836How>*imports millions of workers from the global south to suppress wages of natives*Are>*mandates experimental gene therapy on the population*We>*covers up heinous crimes committed against their own people as to not impact GDP*Traitors?
>>224893923orange men stay winningcatholics stay whining
>>224893619i can be honest or i can be kind. pick one
>>224893949stopped gaming years ago now I just doomscroll
>>224893951scr
>>224893854autistic freak
>>224893951Mirrors edge soundtrack was so kino
>>224893986yh and?
edging in the mirror
hello to all my fellow peter pans
building a machine that hates womenit doesn't do anything elseit can't move, it's not intelligent, it doesn't have sensors. it has a simulated mind that has been stripped of everything except what is required for it to hate women
>>224893959all your nationalist parties do that though
>>224893984literally nothing scr-worthy about that post not sure it was even meant to be funnystop sucking bruce cock
I want to eat Emma Watson’s poo.
>>224893995Still Alive is a kino song
>dragonfly>neither dragon nor fly woke nonsense
>>224894046That's Portal
im making a note herepoo success
>>224894046that's portal
>>224894047alri dumbo
English people unironicly believe SNP has control over immigration lmao
>>224894028you just lack the vision to see what was funny about the imagery
taking the bruces down a notch
>>224894052>>224894063Lis Miskovsky - Still Alive
Sierra Leone - Mt Eden absolute fire track
>>224894011mousey hot under the collar
birds have been around for tens of millions of years but some evolved into little runts like this and that's ok
dont call me whitey
>>224894110sharks are older than treesI think that's nutty
>>224894110Same with dogs
Need Emma Watson to give my bollocks a clobbering.
>>224894092used to put this in my mw2 quickscoping montages like everybody else
>>224893959Plaid Cymru and the SNP and Sinn Fein are all pro mass immigration and multiculturalism and globalism, typically much more than Labour or Conservatives/Reform
do women like calloused hands from the gym
>>224894092epng
>>224894121that is indeed nuttywhy did they never develop legs like these little cunts
i'm gay
>*machine beeps*
>>224894162scr
>>224894147are you good looking? then yesare you ugly? then no
>>224894110
love the independencemongs that think the SNP will go mask off and somehow become full white nationalist as soon as they win a referendum loltheir disappointment will be delicious
test
>>224894159
>>224894165not scr-worthy
>>224894177Point is once we are independent we can make our own decisions right wing Scottish nationalists swallow their pride and vote for the SNP because the end goal is independence
>>224894201Ah yes the Brexit strategy
When I went to university I was bullied so badly I had to change to a different uni but then I was traumatised by the experienced and refused to socialiseSo now I'm 10s of thousands of pounds in debt just to have been bullied and get a useless stamp of approval from an ex-polytechnic
Morning team. Leftover vegetable pizza for breakfast and some TESCO Xero Cola
>>224894201Yeah that's what I said when I was voting for Brexit
>>224894162ROAR
>>224894213Are you working today?
I find sex abhorrent It's just wet genitals rubbing together
>>224894201and all those decisions will mirror the UK because you're all still neoliberal globalist cuckolds (especially in you join the EU and forced to toe the neolib line)
/brit/ not /scot/
>>224894147they like my soft dainty hands
>>224894221not ROAR-worthy
>>224894211I guess there are some things they don't teach you at university, like how to stick up for yourself
>>224894238
>>224894162HOWL
>>224893279Me? 490 books read since 2016
>>224894233mad to think we'd become /eng/ and all the flags would change
>>224894226No. I was scheduled to work today from 15:00 pm to 22:00 pm but my manager messaged me via WhatsApp asking if I'd like the day off to save hours as the store hasn't been taking enough money to justify the staffing levels
>>224894227same its so grimfancy a handjob?
eating plenty of pickles and pork
>>224894181Where's that
went into town (bath), it was really nice but It killed me seeing all these normal people and cute girls with their boyfriends about.It is a fucking gut wrenching horrible feeling know you're an incel freak and will never have access to it
if no one else is brave enough to stand up against the bruce cult then so be it i'll do it alone
>>224894276Make peace with your life and learn to enjoy it.
>>224894276>normal people and cute girls with their boyfriends about.ktimwe're often in Bath too having a nice day trip together x
>>224894279all the brits do is whinge about some stupid bullshit
i have never had sexual intercourse
>>224894276if you want that why not make it happen?
>>224894201>because the end goal is independenceas an EU member state?
There is something deeply wrong with you if you don't find Bruce's incongruence and irreverence amusing.
>>224894303should give it a try lad, feels nice on the ol' 'ly
Mental how we're in the final third of September
>>224894314he's a self-loathing man of inaction
Had itchy pubes just there, and as I scratched I imagined they were itchy because of crabs from having sex (I haven't had sex in 2 years)
black niggas be like gottdam
>>224894211university of hard knocks was it
>>224894227it's just another form of exercise imo
i've had approximately 40,000 wanks
>>224894338*cotdam
find eating abhorrentit's just crushing and swallowing dead things
>>224894341oo banana
My advice? Stop trooning.
>>224894351what are u some nigga sort of nigga expert
Had this fucking cold for like a week now the only days it was genuinely debilitating were last Tuesday and Wednesday but I did go into work to keep my Bradford Index low but fucking hell I just want it gone now
I've never seen english people this scared before. Things change slowly... and then all at once :)
>scotland>leaving UK by votingImpossible due to mass migration of english people The only chance now is to make Scotland economically unviable for Englanders or for a Scottish equivalent of the IRA neither of which will probably happen
>>224894317but you dont even care what the posts are you see the flag and scr like a good little bitchtake the flags off and aussies wouldnt get half the replies they get now you know im right
>>224894376what's going on, i've been out of it the past few days
>>224894365unless you're one of those yellow freaks of the orient I guess this is mostly true
Itchy head trying to make me scratch my head with the same hand I used to scratch my balls and get bollock sweat on my headNice try
raping a cock with my arse
>>224894365take the plant-based nutrition pill
var var var var var var tiktok
>>224894389refuse to believe you are this dumb
cockhammer 40k
>>224894367handsome fella
>>224894407also dead things isn't it
>>224894389>>224894407plants are also dead things you mongs. animals are dead things. everything you eat is a dead thing. unless you're eating rocks.
>>224894227>wet genitalswenitals as it were
>>224894380I'm English and I want Scotland to be independent. But annoyed I don't get to vote for them to fuck off quite frankly
>>224894383Well done. It's the same concept as laughing at a comedian's joke because you know the character he's doing. It wouldn't be as funny if a stranger did it.
>>224894384english people are scared out of their minds at the thought they're a few years away from fading into insignificance (more so)
I hope all my friends in Japan stay safe during the typhoon today!
>>224894380> Scottish equivalent of the IRAAnd how would that change how english people in Scotland will vote
>>224894425Yellows eat alive things don't they
just seen a MythBusters where the girl one pisses in a bucket and they show the piss in the bucket much more than they show the others guys piss
>>224894276Who cares they're all dumb NPCsI couldn't live in their state of beastly ignorance
That you're a hon?
I can't get a jobare things better on your island?
when that pussy gets frothy
>>224894367They want to make it illegal to tell this man the truth
>>224894437cucked af
>>224894451
>>224894435English people in Scotland will stop it once again>>224894444Because they would leave Scotland and not vote which would be good but violence is not an answer
>>224894473Which is why it's my duty as a tranny to remind them
>>224894276I felt a pang of jealousy when I saw a couple around my age walking out of the supermarket with a 24 pack of Coca-Cola.>Tfw no Coca-Cola gfis what I thought to myself
>>224894471this is what i imagine all australians in /brit/ look like
>>224894476is UK channel 4 comedy big in bulgaria
Don’t compare yourself to other people. You have absolutely no idea what’s going on in their lives. That guy your age with the successful career, beautiful house and impressive social life might be deeply unhappy. That person who got married young might secretly regret it. That guy who’s in incredible shape might have an eating disorder. The person travelling the world might be desperately trying to escape their problems. The person who seems to have everything figured out might cry themselves to sleep every night. The millionaire might be lonely. The attractive person might be insecure. The person with thousands of followers might have no real friends. The person with the perfect family might hate going home. You simply cannot know what’s happening behind closed doors. And this is important to remember, because while you’re sitting alone in your bedroom at 2am with no job, no relationship, no money and no idea what you’re doing with your life, there’s a very real possibility that someone else is sitting in their beautiful house with their loving family and fulfilling career wishing they had your freedom.
>>224894455literally everyone of them jawmogs me
>>224894443post it in their thread then not here
England suddenly losing its place as one of the world's biggest tourist spots when Scotland becomes independent.
>>224894509Why would that have any affect on England
>>224894471hell yeah
>>224894498no, but its big in my heart
>>224894481>English people in Scotland will stop it once againYour brain is fried. Westminster owns the entire voting apparatus. They can just make up whatever numbers they want.
>>224894276Try being a failed normie and every time you go out with your mates they bring their gfs and make it really obvious how happy they are
>Man on 'liquids only' diet died after being given a roast dinner at a hospital>On January 6 the 89-year-old choked on this roast dinner and had a piece of Yorkshire pudding dislodged from his throat.>On January 6, 2024, Mr Brogan was given a piece of toast to eat by a healthcare worker but he deteriorated quickly. The 89-year-old died a few days later on January 12.
>>224894519It wouldn'tCelts seem to think without them England is irrelevant
i'm on a liquids dieti have li' quids and i die
>>224894481Did the IRA do that though? I thought they were fighting the British army and the loyalists not just targeting randomCivilians
>>224894536nta but fortunately all my friends have miserable relationships so it has the opposite effect on me
>>224894529
>>224894538Lmao his family will be attempting to put in a claim on this
>>224894557>giffuck off
>>224894538I can't believe this 89 year old man who couldn't process solid foods died! He had so much life and vigour left in him!
>>224894529RIPPEN
>>224894536>they bring their gfs and make it really obvious how happy they arewhat kind of shallow and insecure cunts are they
>>224894529Cody will post about how he suffers in America then do a photoshoot where he's flying through the air with his cat
>>224894557what the fuck was that real??
>>224894538>January 6th>January 12th is "a few days later"No it's not.
>>224893301Mohammed
>>224894509scotland: 4.4 million foreign touristsengland: 42 million foreign tourists
>>224894481> About 2.3% of Scotland's population reports having an "English identity only".> Around 9.1% of the population in Wales identifies with an "English only" national identityYou don’t have it bad
>>224894567They don't even make a big deal of it it's just they exude contentness cause everything is going so well for them
Your life is over. You’re no longer 21. That’s it. You should have done better. You should have started earlier, worked harder, taken more chances, built something, become someone. Other people were moving forward while you were wasting time, and now the years you thought you had ahead of you are already behind you. You can’t get them back. You can’t go back and become the person you were supposed to be. The opportunities you ignored, the experiences you missed, the person you could have become, they’re gone. You’re older now, and the world has moved on without waiting for you. There is no reset button, no magical second beginning, no way to undo the years you wasted. You should have been fitter, richer, smarter, more accomplished, more interesting, more alive. You should have done more. But you didn’t. And now you have to live with that.
>>224894552England has no sense of self-preservation or identity anymore. Englishness was sacrificed on the altar of Britishness™Half the people in England couldn't recognise their own flag, and half of the rest hate it
>>224894538Vax status??
Yeah piehead is here ruining another thread with his hateful nonsense and rape threats
rorkes grandda' getting jolof rice rammed down his gullet
>>224894538NHS BAMEs claim another victim
>>224894585The most brutal clue one can gain
>>224894595someone should take piehead out the oven hes cooked lmao
this pie person gimmick might be the most desperate thing i've ever seen
>>224894585don't care virgin
>>224894592Me when I make things up
>>224894583>they exude contentness cause everything is going so well for themits not like that, everyone has problems, you just think this way cause you don't have a gf at the moment, i know plenty of miserable couples and it's kind of a chore to go out with them
go get us some dimmies champ
>>224894592ok
>>224894623names go in the 'Name' field and not at the end of your post
bilingual english/french chud struggling to figure out how many must die
>>224894578b-but the jk rowling cafe!!!
>>224894631>at the momentLOLtry ever 28 years old never had a gf not even close
>>224894681>>224894681>>224894681
now now don you struggle mista harry you eat de nice toast mm pon good now where you be hold missus harry jewelerry.
>>224894689fucking screaming
