Tits edition>>224914296
>>224915726Name AndOnlyfans
New floyd
So apparently we all might get attacked by giant moths tonight and it's really scary!
>>224915745Why do Americans shoot each other so much?
>>224915711So thats why Turks are so hairyThey descend from a crypto-werewolf
>>224915760just flap your wings and fly away
Thread warning chimeshttps://youtu.be/omBsDqzzZ1Y
>>224915745um based alert
Meaning, value, pourpose. All those things i crave that i was never supposed to miss out on. Dear God, i feel so alone, yet i am surrounded by people. There was something i fundamentally failed at
>>224915760correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't there a Mothman movie with Richard Gere that wasn't even really horror but some sort of...what was that?
>>224915785thriller?
>>224915745Honestly good riddance. Hunters who shoot at shit that they dont positively identify deserve worse. Like how the fuck do you accidentally shoot a person thinking it was a deer, unless your some retard who shoots at movement or white splotches. God it just pisses me off as a hunter.
>>224915789it was like all the scenes of Fox Mulder gathering evidence without any of the hoo-hah!
>>224915742nonce
>>224915726a woman like that would never be with you because you aren't chad HAHAHAHAHAHA
yeah, that's technically a thriller, but I don't watch the non-bloody ones. All The President's Men really starts to grate past the halfway point imo.
>>224915798you are a gynocentric whiteknight loser
>>224915696>>224915717>>224915729It's called having an all-nighter.
I’m a real frog ass nigger if you catch my drift
>>224915795maybe he's actually a cool dude and he PID'd that torta bitch and still pulled the trigger
>>224915726ugly face btw
>>224915807says the faggot defending a gay pedophile groomer
>>224915796lots of movies like that made in the mid 90s early 00s.
>>224915799My name is literally Chad though, checkmate, Jose Santiago Eduardo Hernandez Garcia de la Noche
but a ugly woman who isn't fat and has big boobs is still very desirable (not by me tho)
Considering watching Interview With the Vampire tonight.
>>224915819Ehh doubt it. You can tell by his physiogomy he's "jumpy"
>>224915840Watch the TV show lol
This Medcor training is well-over 10 fucking hours. Whoever made it this long ought to be shot
>>224915826from my understanding all he did was talk to a 17yo FEMALEand idgaf about women and i don't whiteknight for them, even if they are under the magical age of 18
*Interview With A Vampire
I was wrong about it being Tom Cruise, instead it was Brad Pitt who kissed Kirsten Dunst.
I like this Mexican
The Act Ma'am
Autocorrect ruined my fucking joke
Name me a thriller where no blood is spilled that's actually good, there are none. Marty's Cape Fear, now that's a thriller!
Akira is the best movie of all time.
>>224915856He just looks like a nonce though
>>224915856>sexts with a 14 year old boy>um actually he was a good guy!kill yourself
>Left engine....FIRE!>Right engine....FIRE!
what's missing from my shopping list?>chicken>bread flour >mozzarella>Parmesan>cat litter>milk>ice cream>frozen stuff>hamburger buns>ground beef>Brown sugar
>>224915900Lottery tickets
>>22491590010 pounds of pussy and ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=563fss5qNF8is this media or south park parody thereof
>>224915900Tomato
Charls and Erick were talking about Interview With A Vampire recently and also about the disgusting CRISPR children of Hollywood. I've become more fond of their show than Sam Hyde's stuff these days, they're still more grounded and not afraid to discuss completely insane shit regardless of how many viewers it costs them.
>>224915900A sack of nuts
Nobody has a spine anymore, everyone just kowtows to the woke mob.
>>224915900I am afraid of making pizza dough, I buy partly prebaked pinsa dough from Aldi at about 2, 3 bux apiece, and I'm not alone in that
>>224915900pickles
Gay fella I know who's like 23 got married to some really rich guy in his 60s
>>224915926pizza dough is easy and way better than store bought
I watch ONE always sunny in philadelphia video posted itt and now my YouTube is full of them
Dicks out for Palestine!
Macklemore completely fucked over Ed Sheeran.
i added peanut butter because it's the only ingredient for peanut butter cookies that I'm missing>>224915926i always make my own pizza dough. i do a 3-day cold ferment, so it turns out really fluffy.
>>224915900beer
>>224915945the algorithm is gay as fuck. i watched 30 seconds of some Vine compilation and it was just nonstop fucking Vine comps until i cleared my cache.
>>224915893i don't know if thats true but when i was 14 i never sexted with any gay men if its true, then just sexting is still much less bad than full grown female teachers taking advantage of their male students and having actual sex with them
Aaaaghh! Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk!
>>224915856>>224915826i don't know why anyone would spend time debating whether jorobe did anything wrong considering the fact that he is a gigantic fucking meme and the pedo allegations are just even funnier. should anyone honestly care one way or another if he is "innocent"? helly no
>>224915955maybe Ed Sheeran shouldn've made all that shit music
>>224915955>this post shows up 1 minute after i watch a video about itpsychic
>>224915937That happens but it's not exactly normal. Age gaps are sometimes a little bigger with gay men though, in hookups especially but in relationships too. I know a lot of guys dating guys who are 5+ years older, sometimes more. One couple I know has 15 years between them, though they're both quite old
>>224915955He's rich and doesn't need the money. Sheeran is a little queer babyboy anyways. All Macklemore did was force the jews to tip their hand, now everyone dislikes them even more because they're openly acting like bullies. It's not even the fact that he's supporting muzzies, it's the fact that he went against (((them))).
BLOOD AND FECES
Sweet dreams !
>>224915963>when i was 14 i never sexted with any gay menoh that settles it then nobody ever did anything sexual with minors ever if you personally didnt do it. im glad you cleared that up.>>224915970the fact that he packed up and ran away while also being dismissed from the church he was a pastor at means he was guilty.
I want to be a crazy nigger But im too much of a bitch for itHow do i train to become a crazy nigger?
>>224915964https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeRVs1Pv4Fgfunk: taken
Fucking online training is making me go through a history of worker’s comp. Literally why? This is adding like 20 minutes of a session that’s already an hour long
>>224915970Oh its the actor guy from youtube shorts? The one with the sweaty face?
https://youtu.be/g4myghLPLZcThis may be the greatest song ever made
>>224915999watch Police Activity and Midwest Safety
I don't consider you a man unless you have a boating license
>>224916017PROVE IT!
>>224916017Big fan of absurdly long songs https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EevTILISjuU&list=RDEevTILISjuU&start_radio=1&pp=ygUaS2luZyBvZiB0aGUga2luZ2RvbSBvZiBtYW6gBwE%3D&ra=m
>>224915999Drugs and stress
>>224916032>7mins>absurdly long songLOL
>>224916032guitar harmony is just the greatest, I really enjoy those parts
BENCHOD
>>224916032>absurdly longThe band Bull Of Heaven made a song that is 3.343 quindecillion years long.Seriously
bitch lasagnait's what's for dinner.
>>224915726Alysa Liu is much hotter than this ugly face bitch
Voglio solo limonare
the SMV of asian women is rising dramatically as more and more normies realize how hot they are and that's basically the second tower getting hit in the dating/ casual hook up scene
LIMONARE LIMONARE
the greatest "absurdly long" ever madehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hKYpNpajpI
>>224916104asian women are also very hypergamous
>>224916115I hated this album when I was 20and I listened to it cause Trespass seemed mysterious and cool
watching old Thrasher skate vids to remind myself a better world once existed
>>224916093Tremendous ironic trolling here
>>224916082Yeah right, gimmicky bullshit like that doesnt count
Thoughts on the Han people
Drinking all the time is fun but it really dehydrates you
>>224916134vaquita
>>224916136good looking face but no big tits >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> big tits but ugly face
>>224916151they are the center of the universe and the unequal treaties never existed and the eastern sea barbarians have faces like dogs
Nobody fucking talks to me, even this jasonkin from /soc/ I met up with last month and paid for his lunch is ignoring me
>>224916128they're gonna end up worse than white women at this rate. the more they realize how desirable they are
>>224916104But asian women.dont look lile your ai slop image in real life
>>224916166It's okay bubby
a girl broke my heart so i jerked off to her best friend
>>224916163she looks like 'el chino' from maria de los angeles
>>224916151about 90% of han people are lactose intolerant
>>2249161507 minutes doesn't count either
>>224915970>>224915994he deleted all his accounts and changed his name after the was exposed also he worked in the boy scouts of america as a pastor he definitely was a diddler
>>224916169You're going to lose yourself to schizophrenia if you don't give up trying to differentiate the two. It's over AI won, there is no realityhttps://x.com/JustFreshKicks/status/2102100897824162219
it is physically impossible for a Mexican person to digest Pepsi cola
>rainstorm comes>internet instantly drops fuck this shit
>>224916179no she doesn't
>>224916166Are you gay? If now why would you talk to someone you don't want to have sex with
>>224916178https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GarpFQN1A_0you know what, that is yacht af
>>224916153Yeah I remember that from when I was drinking more. It wasn't daily but after a night of drinking I'd wake up feeling like I needed to drink a whole bottle of water
>>224916166drop your discord and ill send you my cock to cheer you up
>>224916204Four more fucking years of this bullshit
>>224916166I don’t bother having friends anymore because I know this will happen go me
>>224916204i drink red cola because its cheap and tastes pretty much the same as coca cola and pepsi
>>224916204the jasonkin have ruined the /cum/ board
>>224916201Slop is slop, I dont care. You can deny reality all you want
I'm dizzy
>>224916166you sound very clingy
>>224916240Slop is powering the fucking American economy AI is literally shorthand for AMERICAN INTELLIGENCE
>>224916209The sky gods clearly do not favour you.
I'd do my twenty something year old mother
why don't /cum/cels just take the plappill?
>>224916204why would you drink that poisonous swill when the ambrosia known as coca cola exists?
>>224916240Well the thing is you got it wrong though and it wasn't actually slop. It was a picture of the real actress next to the in-game model
>>224915900
>>224915980His next concert after that brouhaha was a sold out football stadium, don’t think the average normie gives two shits about Israel and Palestine
there are women who are very misandrist but are very pro MtF trannies
>>224916253Bro you weird
Wild how so many of you are lonely and sad as a result of it, and yet all I've really wanted is to be left alone most of the time.
>>224916256those are some of my fondest memories tbth
>>224916256I would much rather jerk off than be a dildo for some fat ugly whore who thinks shes literally aphrodite reincarnated
>>224916264you think you're going to trick me??? donald trump is a literal AI hologram literally every fucking thing is AI slop
>>224916248The economy is fake and gay. When slop companies finally have to pay their debts to investors, and the economy crashes when they cant, I can only say good riddance.
>>224916256Because >I’m NOT attracted to them >Fat women tend to live in fucking squalor >Annoying personalities I’m just going to hire an escort in late November
>>224916266the average normie hates israel now, literal soccer moms at the grocery store will openly talk shit about jews while picking out wine
>>224916253My mom was hot well into her late 30s / early 40s and im proud of her for that
how do i start talking to an online friend that ive ignored for the last 5 years
>>224916264Theyre both AI "enhanced" which makes it slop
I used to want to have sex with my mother in middle school. Thankfully I grew out of it but I still read incest hentai
>>224916256hypergamy is so bad that even slampigs are now chad only
>>224916299You're a retarded pussy. That is just a fact
My mom bogged herself
do you think shes cute? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQHjNh8oE5Y
>>224916318My mom did that once, looked so weird
>>224916300Unironically through sheer incompetence and delusion>Ai is the future, because Ai is the future. I've spent so much money so it has to be the future. Because the alternative is unthinkable. So I'll keep cycling money around and eventually Ai will magically become profitable. Because the alternative would be unthinkable We are ruled by retards
jason has said he would bang his mom if she was hot
>>224916321sure, she's cute. not amazingly cute but cute enough
>Prince Philip at a rodeo in Williams Lake, BC in 1971, discussing a serious bread shortage.Chatting with two long-haired young men, Prince Philip asks if they are waiting for a $1 serving of beef from a steer being barbecued. "Yeah man, but we ain't got the bread (money)", replied one.Apparently thinking they wanted to make sandwiches, the Prince replied sympathetically, "Stick around; maybe they'll find you some".Credit: Toronto Star Archives----May 9, 1971
>>224916217im bi
>>224916298Don't. He probably wants revenge and will ghost u
jason is good looking. if he wasnt so autistic he would be married and have multiple children by now.
>>224916341he looks like the redneck from the Cleveland Show
drinking milk
>>224916336he tried to contact me again a few months ago but im ashamed
>>224916341Most of the /cum/ facedoxers are decent looking
>>224916333Maybe you can date >>224916294He has tongue fungi
>>224916341he's gay and trans you fucking idiot he doesn't like women + he's a bottom
>>224916264The in game model is definitely AI generated but the actress just looks "classically" photoshopped
>>224916359unforch
>>224916353he's retarded if he's still trying after 5 years
>>224916269I'm an artist please don't laugh at me
some niggas actually fap to thishttps://i.4cdn.org/int/1790011119244719.webm
someone encourage me to brush my teeth or i wont
>>224916341i would not say "good looking" per se but he could 100% get a gf. uglier, fatter, dumber, poorer people than gayson have gotten gfs. the big issue is that jason is gayson
>>224916378goshpedo faps to that
>>224916364I think it makes more sense that she has set makeup on
>>224916382JUDEN your PETERSTEIN!
>>224916372seems like he really wants to be my friend
Who’s the most attractive /cum/ personality
>>224916331Golly the shnoz on that man
Cant spell phoebe without the hoe
>>224916382brushing your teeth is propaganda
>>224916382do it or you'll look like this
>>224916394goshcuck after his transition
>>224916394me
>>224916301The Shinozakis
>>224916394Me
>>224916394Spinny
>>224916301>forrowing big bancho...rir bancho gone to cram school!
need sepuku
hope mom makes fried chicken tomorrow
>>224916441I hope your mother dies tomorrow
>>224916441shortstein
I didn’t win the lottery, going to blow my head off
>>224916399how's that begging for crumbs of attention going amigo? you must be working REAL HARD for those few (yous)
>>224916449wow rude
>>224916441Look what I named it.
>>224916456Subvicecommandante Anon
>>224916451hi>>224916463haha
>>224916473you want a pic of my anus?
>>224916441Make it yourself
>>224916481https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X5HGjmAa7Q
>>224916478plans for tonight?
>>224916481sybau
>>224916483this is more common than you think
>>224916480PARA BAILAR EL YACHT ROCKSE NECESSITO UNA POCA DE GRACIA
>>224916493its pretty late gonna play just ratchet and clank for an hour and then sleep
>>224916493Getting high and blasting Metallica.
>>224916483People are strangely comfortable admitting the most embarrassing details about their life while showing their entire face
>>224916504I assume like 90% of black women have this fantasy.
>>224916511what time do you wake up?
>Getting high
>>2249165427 or 8
>>224916549pm?
I want to visit George Lucas's new museum in LAThey have Star Wars shit but also lots of modern art, like the dogs playing poker painting
>>224916552am, sleeping all day makes me depressed
>quebec might have another referendum please god let it happen
>>224916571Would they chud out and suck orange man's cock?
67 was the last good meme, everything after it sucks
>>224916562aren't you a neet? what do you even do all day?
>>224916579no, they said it would take place after he leaves office
>>224916583Can't think of any memes that came out after that
>>224916493feeling great after my workout so i'm listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIk6YFTzckc and browsing /fit/. i picked up a colony sim game and played it for a bit, it was fun but i'm gonna pick it up properly tomorrow
>>224916506did i ever tell you about that escort?
>>224916584go in my backyard, feed my pets, post here, sometimes go for a bicycle ride
West coast best coast
ferengi women are not allowed to learn how to read, write, leave the house, or wear clothes
>>224916604comfy
>>224916604back when i was a neet, i would sleep 12 hours
>>224916602well, the reality of it is that about 40% of the residents of Slovenia only came here in the past 40 or so years, just like with the US, so I couldn't possibly tell who you laid
and since 52 million Jeets migrated in the last year, so I've read, then we can conclusively call this nation of not 2 mil over! Hey, I don't give a shit, that's why I'm here, in a way.
>>224916620its not i hate being a neet i want friends in real life im tired of wasting my life
https://youtu.be/viOVzs40E3I
>>224916602What race/ethnicity do you think has the best escorts? I’ve been looking in my area and consistently the best ones are latinas
>>224916655online friends ARE real friends
>>224916655
>>224916676talking to anonymous people on 4chan is not a real friend
>>224916692You're my friend
>>224916655if you're so tired of it why dont you go do something about it lil brochacho
i miss early 2020s cum
Nobody's gonna be friends with a 30yo who plays with fucking legos, grow up
>>224916710they don't look happy
>>224916707you dont know me
>>224916483I'm not into black girls but I always thought this was funny and I'd like to be her friend
>>224916748the father was a gringo hiding in mex from the cartel and the dea and they had to settle for a mex life
>>224916715im not 30 and i put my legos away
>>224916812send them over
the pure sex zoomer girl who runs the front desk at work showed up today in pigtails and miniskirt.
I'm irish
>>224916828you work at a massage parlor?
>>224916848college residence services/id cards office
>>224916817shant
>>224915726She looks like she’d get super pissy if she saw a 10/10 woman
>>224916871are you saying shes not a 10? nigga youre nuts
>>224916882that is a 6/10 face at best
>>224916871do you think Dua Lipa is a 9/10 or above?
>>224916882tits or gtfo
>>224916882she is absolutely not a 10 but at least an 8 is pretty fair, objectively speaking
>>224916867i suppose there's a code of conduct?
>>224915745>America's GodsThat's not a nigger though
>>224916912Dua Lipa is a light 4/10.
10/10 would rape
>>224915777Holy shit
>>224916947are you from india?
Hello Cum how goes it
>>224916937yes, code says bratty student employees who show up to work in slutty outfits need correction
>>224916867Comfy braindead clerk job
>>224916957is that your kittenberg?
Arent you like, in the dead of the night? Go to sleep motherfuckers
>>224916954Frisco, TX
>>224916969I can't sleep :/
>>224916942i think she has a great face but not so great body
>>224916970ooof
>>224916969i woke up at 2pm
>>224916963Si, senor,Little one is Mikey, fat one is Duece
>>224916969check PST time, it aint that late
>>224916995very cute. say hi from me
>>224916969I’d try but cant
>>224917000Do you live in Hawaii?
>>224916957UglyMy kot is better
This sick perverted fuck
not working tomorrowthinking about going to the bar and daydrinking
India is a very diverse country
>>224917001I shall and have done so fren,
>>224917027You little puta…. How dare you (post ur cat)
>>224917032being charged with a crime is not the same as being convicted of a crime
>>224917032I want him inside me
GG fkin EZ
>>224916947Kallen makes my penis the big penis
>>224917032Why does seem to keep happening from them larger than life online personalities
>>224917035I honestly thought of doing this before thinking it would be a okay way to get out and socialize, how is it and do you go to a regular bar?
>>224917063the jews o algo
Slept at a weird hour and woke at 1.30 am after 4 hours of sleep, gonna see if I can stay awake and go sleep at like 8 pm or something so I can start going to the gym in the mornings now
>>224917032are people really that stupid to try shit with minors nowadays?
>>224917075itd be my first time doing it
>>224917097you know who goes to the gym? losers
>>224917082That streamer DrDisrespect was even more confusing when he had a wife and house and the whole shibang for a good life only to toss/risk it for spicey dms
I go to the gym around 3pm
Imaging going to sleep at 8, waking up at 4, having a heaping breakfast at 6 and going to the gym at 8 till 10, that's the dream
Fakecel
>>224917125I don't go to gym because I prefer working out late at night and the nearest gym isn't 24 hours
>>224917111Any reason compared to just getting a case of beer and chillin at home? Make sure you go to a place with some great food if you do go out, and get home safely ok
thanks for sharing
>>224917116porn addiction i reckon
>>224917143if I stay home I feel like a worthless piece of shit and I desperately crave human interaction outside of /cum/
I’d need to go to the gym more
>>224917160basedI'm gonna do leg day today
>>224917151I wouldnt have guessed porn addiction from that guy, but I don’t know him enough nor ever watched his streams
NEW>>224917175>>224917175
Have a Niggeroni, have two. Enjoy the ride.
>>224917165Godspeed brother, grace to you and your gains
>>224917159I hope you find what you seek and brighter days ahead anon,
>>224916947why are their arms and legs so freakishly long
Heatpack didn't activate, high climbI am glad i made it
