Haute couture edition
Ok I will eat it!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kXMcjKhBgU
>>224920284Mmm strawberries look like little veggie steaks don't they? God is the greatest
>Don't think watching your wife get fucked and crying is cuckoldryaverage yankoid
Sheeran was a mong for apologising
>>224920308Why would a cuck start crying Glad all of this cuck shit in society stops in 2027
Is this really normal in the UK?
I'm a 47 year old motherfucker still knocking the dust off my subwoofers with this cut
>>224920314he shoud havetold them all to suck his niggadick then die but buy a record first
>>224920314trvke, macklemore is a little irrelevant shit grifter rat
>>224920321Yes and they're right. Life is short. Let them enjoy before there's jeets everywhere. Fuck. Imagine how shit it's gonna be soon with jeets in Santorini
>>224920284Europeans be eating pooey eggs
>>224920321Yes>>224920347They're everywhere
>>224920284My chicken looks like American chicken
Government mandated pet training training for secret agents
>>224920321Boomers are the worst generation
>>224920321I'm not working my entire life just to hoard wealth for someone else and I don't expect my parents to do the same
another cunting day to be wasted here with you cunts
Devotion to the Mystic Dharma of the Lotus Flower Sutra
>>224920365That one image is an exaggeration, they do usually look the same but the American one is washed in chlorine
>>224920347>Imagine how shit it's gonna be soon with jeets in Santorini
>>224920380today I will go out before the kids come home from school
depressing life
>>224920183yeah actually that makes sense. if i try to quit drinking now without them i cant sleep at all
You should make pictures of images representing the ten realms and enshrine them in ten places. Facing each image, you should, one hundred times, bow with your body, chant Namu Myoho-renge-kyo with your mouth, and contemplate with your mind. When you face the image of hell, contemplate that its fierce flames are themselves precisely emptiness, precisely provisional existence, and precisely the middle, and so on for all the images. When you face the image of the Buddha, contemplate its essence being precisely the threefold truth. You should carry out this practice for one time period in the morning and one time period in the evening. The Great Teacher Zhiyi secretly conferred this Dharma essential for the beings of dull faculties in the last age. If one wishes to escape from birth and death and attain bodhi, then first he should employ this practice.
and so to toil
any other Australians getting range banned when they're not even doing anything wrong?
>>224920284this is what US meat looks like it's literally only the outside which is coated with carbon monoxide to keep it red ok
>>224920393sc
an American just dropped a massive wall of text nice I love that
>>224920377Maybe there's a middle ground between hoarding and precisely calculating to leave absolutely nothing to your kids?
Carbon monoxide -> the holocaust -> the Jews
>>224920431this was an American meat breakfast dogtasted great
>>224920434give them the house and whatever was in it other than that let the kids eat shit
>>224920433the worst is when they get on vocaroo. i never listen to any of it because it'll just be some drunk yank retard babbling incoherebtly again
>high protein cafe latteThis is just getting ridiculous now
Carbon monoxide -> the holocaust -> the Jews -> Ed "I'm in love with the state of Netanyahu" Sheeran
>>224920459Bit of carbon monoxide on that and it'll redden right up. Just hold it next to a running car exhaust.
>>224920470are the baristas spunking in it?
>>224920321Kek this is literally my parents they're off to South Africa for a month soon
>>224920470they VILL slap "high protein" on the label and you VILL buy it
aussies doing a mite bit of seething, love to see it x
>>224920459https://vocaroo.com/174srMBOj8mn
>SCOOP: Looksmaxxer Clavicular Charged With Criminal Rape, Druggingthe matrix got him
choosing protein rich foods through the entire day only to not work out at all
>>224920284>europe>ground beefit's called mince here
Red -> food colouring methods -> carbon monoxide -> the holocause
I have an immaculate heart
protein remind me of that German Schwab fella who said about insects XD
>>224920505>speaking to womenshould have known by now
>>224920505i told that nigga he should've stuck to legal rape only
women at toil had cancer before, got treatment, but now it's returned in her bones and is terminalsad, she's lovely as well and has a family, children all that. She's only about 40.
>>224920284EuroGODS win again
>>224920505MentalDunno if he really needed to do that desu
Australians live in a place like this and shitpost here.
>>224920321Enslave boomers and ban holidays abroad.Simple as.
>>224920465The anglo soul is so mysterious.>>224920489My parents go on vacation regularly but still save up for me and my siblings and are regularly giving us money to build our wealth when we actually need it. Why in god's name would I need their house when they die I will be 55 by then already owning my property it's only going to be a headache. I need the money now not two decades from now.
so this is porke
The HolocaustRacismAfrican American literature (redirects to African-American literature)For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide When the Rainbow Is Enuf (redirects to For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide / When the Rainbow Is Enuf)
>>224920505These incels spent all their time in the gym and mewing in the mirror instead of practicing talking to girls. So they got all the arrogance and swagger but forgot to get rid of the ick.Which results in only one thing RAPE
>>224920555fatberg
>>224920532:(
>>224920433mad how I dont even notice until someone else mentions it because I just instantly mentally filter that shite now
Whoopi GoldbergThe Holocaust
>>224920567>mewing in the mirrorlmao
>>224920548beaches are about all we've got and that gets boring quickly, we don't have any majestic mountainous landscapes or anything like that
>>224920532And Diego's response?
I believe mousey is posting in this very thread
>>224920567trvkei'm a 5/10 skinnyfat manlet and i'm married. plenty of men out there like me
>>224920573ktim don't even notice half of the posts here
>>224920580egregious lie
The fungus is among us
Mewing in the mirror -> doing stuff in the mirror -> putting your legs in the air in the shower and putting a dildo in your ass so you can find the hole
Namu Myōhō Renge Kyō
sometimes reply to my own posts or include irrelevant images so more people will notice them instead of mentally filtering
>>224920601well what few mountain landscapes we do have are handily mogged by for example the rocky mountains in north america or the alps in europe
oh are we doing that thing where we find the links between the starting term and the finishing term?
No, sorry hon x
>>224920614The bad guys won the civil war
>The german government wants to support “highly efficient combustion engines.” Asked what that actually means, the government spokesman Steffen Kornelius replied: “Highly efficient combustion engines are combustion engines that are highly efficient.”german autism
used to live on the beach and would go for incel walks at like 2am which should have been excellent if not for all the faggot bightfoshers with those lamps strapped to their foreheads which would point directly at me as they stared at me for minutes at a time while I passed
>>224920580>beaches with warm water and stunning coastline gets boringbullshit. get a small boat and start fishing. It's too cold to be on the water 7 months a year here
>>224920630scr
>>224920505he'll be fine peter thiel will save him
>>224920626Woooooah gold collars!!!!! Xisters we lost another puppy to the trans shit
wish i could polish all of your bellends
>>224920626i think this one does pass despite not being very attractive
>>224920633yeah I'll just go buy a boatI'll keep it at my house lol
>>224920649:/
>>224920649i dont have one sorry
>>224920649chastity cages would be pretty hot if cuckolding didn't exist f
>>224920663She doesn't passLook at the shadow
am world record smallest willy holder
>>224920631>used to live on the beachblud is a crab :crying:
>>224920633fishing is boring and i don't even like seafood
>>224920679I'm not a crab I'll fucking kill you
>>224920626maybe I should end my inceldom and get a cute shrek gf
>>224920685miserable incel freak
Girls are NOT scared of getting raped and will confidently handle a beast weighing 3x them just because they let the girl cut their hair. NO
>>224920532is she white? need to know whether to show sympathy or not
Luckshit freak
ban women over 70 from driving
>>224920678i doubt this
>>224920685wrong
i thought ivy wolk was a tranny because she's got a very male-shaped head but apparently she's a proper woman with a functioning uterus and everything. mental
>>224920711HOT faker. Zoom in, the picture is actually low quality 420p 18 megapixels. Lack of confidence with that potential is hot though
tbf fish is pretty shit except salmon, tuna, and swordfish. the best seafood is all the sea bugs
dang we eating good on /brit/
>>224920730She felt gross because men were staring at her, weird
wish I was a more capable and masculine man
tbf fish is pretty shit except https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fish_by_common_name
>>224920721You are basedDo you have a girlfriend or do you just not want one? Are you gay?
>>224920685good post hate seafood me
>>224920744Probably wondering why that man's wearing girl's clothes
wish i were a bee
I know a girl with a golden touch
>>224920758She passes though
oh and fried whitebait. thats also pretty good.
ian feeling adventurous and signing his name as iain
>>224920713and the per capita results?
for context, honmong has been posting pictures of trannies for last 5 days nowhe's been here from 8am to 10pm every single day spamming screenshots going back several yearsremind me who the mentally ill one is?
>>224920789that is per capita
Cyraxx is why you don't fuck your own daughter (trust me I can be trusted)
>>224920797>remind me who the mentally ill one is?what are the options?
>>224920713ban males under 24 too
>>224920797you're mentally ill, he's just retarded
>>224920752>Do you have a girlfriendsort of >Are you gay?nope
>he's still reposting the trans shit from redditholy fuck
got a fairly lowkey but robust resentment for people who claim they don't like seafood but then start rattling off exceptions, when i myself am the genuine article, a man who indiscriminately gags at the mere notion of consuming any creature that once lived in the water
>>224920809Ban me from having an in-tact sack
>>224920713incel
>sort of this means tranny
>>224920816Sort of? Cool. Sex I guess Woaw that's so cool!
Love seafood, think them niggas are cool as fuck and they're delicious tooMy favourites are crustaceans, funny little lot those
>>224920555Chonkberg
Is it worth increasing your digital footprint to join betting apps and abuse their free promotions?
Crushed 3 4 carrier bags of empty cans and have 21 more cans to put in bags already I'll clean my room after this last piss bottle. Not to copy others...
>the vaccine is totally safe, you MUST have it!!
Hate the term "bellend"One of those awful terms like "clunge"
did you go to the isle of wight for a week in year 6?
>>224920867sensitive little gimp aren't you
Listening to Corey Feldman's new song for the Epstein survivors and getting all teary-eyed about it
>>224920864KSI must be stopped
bees are the cutest insect and it's not even close
Shouted at my phone to give me teeth whitening toothpaste and they actually gave me an ad!!!Remineralizing my teeth first
>>224920882I can't think of a worse idea for a song
We're all Epstein survivors if you think about it
>>224920855Fuck online casinos, they are rigged to hell. Get 3 aces and always a straight or some bullshit from a chinabot.
heathermong's daily routine:>wake up>start seething about vaccine and trannies>eat quorn nuggets>resume special interest spamming on /brit/>wank to animals>bed
keep posting the pure satire
>>224920867agreemostly used by scrotes here
>>224920890Bees going hard in this one specific spot and I like to catch some looks at them doing their stuff every day. It must be scraping the bottom of the barrel by now IMO
how come some irish people are super swarthy and look like they could be from spain or italy or one of those other dago countries?
Most concerning thing about sending your kids to school is just how thick the average teacher isPutting your kids in the hands of these people for half of their waking lives 5 days a week as they implement whatever the state thinks is best for your child's development is crazy90% of them are either fat gormless genuinely retarded women, effeminate, gay coded 'bookish' men, or 20 something female midwit english literature graduates
Being doing some ferocious poos in the office this morning
>>224920899i also start my day with waking up and end it with going to bed, i'm 1/3rd heathermong
>>224920844It's just has an expiration date cause she will leave the country next year.
>>224920890https://youtube.com/shorts/ivOfbe2AOTE?si=LPLnKPDTMG5EsTTv
do you like tapes and cds?
>>224920347>Yes and they're rightretard
>>224920916>90% of them are either fat gormless genuinely retarded women, effeminate, gay coded 'bookish' men, or 20 something female midwit english literature graduatesTouch grass, have sex, experience the world away from your computer screenIt'll do you good
Is ARMA Reforger good? Tempted to get into it but feel i would be a complete noobhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tI13cNcWiU
>>224920916>20 something female midwit english literature graduatesget them shagged
>>224920923where is she from?
>>224920934Would you like two cds?
bro always talking bout sum fish
>>224920864niggas forgot how to drive
https://youtube.com/shorts/IFKjr6_b9No?si=V9HzNc5KfLKSTKvQThis is me
>>224920939Me when my primary social media platform is twitter [skull emoji)
>>224920941wrong board
farting, screaming, raping
Girl no
watched the first episode of thisthere were around 12 attempts at humour6 of them were referencing sex with the robotget it? the joke is that some of them have sex... with the robot..
>>224920972
Haven’t shaved in almost two months. Rocking the scraggly pube beard right now.
The simple truth is there's no such thing as "passing"The best you can get is not looking so hideous that people are disgusted by your visage
>>224920991
>>224920949UK ironically but she's half white.
>>224920996erm who?
I've got a draconic visage
>>224921000Please delete this picture of me.
i haven't left my smeggy bedroom since 2011
Leftypol seeking consensus.Rorke seeking truth.
>>224920991want to beat this lazy fuck into a pulp
>>224920997You can definitely pass but it's extremely rare, most trannies will never pass
>>224921031real
GEORGE, GEORGEGEORGE OF THE JUNGLE
>>224921031genuinely a good summary of the whole thing
is it true that yank women are turned off by uncircumcised willies?
in the civilization games, pottery is the first tihng you research because it's the most basic thing that separated us from animal
the only trannoids who pass are the ones who transition before puberty. and even then, theres still something suspect about them. bone structure and whatnot
did rorke post another dull """trvke"""
>>224921031I took saw that juggalo video
>>224921062err no, fire and tools are.
>>224921042Pass as a biological woman? NahYou can't perfectly mimic the female gait and mannerisms, or their natural smell
>>224921062wiping our arse is actually
>>224921070no I posted the opening lyrics from the george of the jungle theme song.anyway, about them blackamoors...
>>224921039Would be easy to do as a sassy femboy like you won't it?
>>224921031Leftypol:>can we not?>let's normalise...Rorke:>Dat dark pum-pum change mi whole life
>>224921078Dunno, I think some of them can manage. Just look at the top on transpassing, they definitely pass. You might not be able to mimic the natural smell and it may be arduous and take years but you can imitate it quite well.
>Crocodile Dundee>George of the jungleWhich is the better bringing the untamed man to America kino?
>>224921062A monkey could make a rudimentary ceramic bowl if you taught it. Would that monkey be considered human at that point?
>>224921046watch out for that knee
i am currently withdrawing from alcohol and the worst part is knowing i'm not even through the worst of it, if my pattern holds i'm probably going to wake up later sweating bullets and have to endure a horrific panic attack. alcohol is evil lads.
>>224921081they left out the bit where i cum very hard knowing all them darkies got incinerated
I'm not currently withdrawing from alcohol and I'm doing okay
>>224921102alri sheldon>>224921109alri yung sheldon
>>224921081it's going to hit directly in central london is it
Rorke sweating bullets having panic attacks after not having a dark fruits for 6 hourd
Opticsnuke
looking at pics of haesicks' bumhole and it's a delight, except for the big whitehead beside it
>>224921102alcohol will outlive you
Spaino doing a run up to his keyboard before posting his zinger
>>224921113yehjust one of those freak accidents y'know
>>224921093Jungle 2 jungle
>>224921117how did he get tits if he's "pre-everything"? is he wearing a stuffed bra?
>>224921117>reposting the six year old trannard reddit posts from yesterdaylad
>>224921143Post goyslop
hate cleaning my glassesthey never get clean enoughmy world is one obscured by dust and grease
>>224921143He's just fat.>>224921148This one pissed me off quite badly
>>224921151your fault for being a specky virgin
>>224921151fr the woe of being eyefucked
The other day I realised that there's no point in fighting White people going extinct because it's just nature. We're peons that serve Mother Earth.
>>224921117is this the lad from outnumbered?
Praying for heathernonce….poor guy is in the midst of coming out but he just doesn’t have the right support network around him xx
>>224921128sc
>>224921172I'm not heatherpaedo but you're right that I am a tranny
>>224921172catberg standing at the open door doing nothing
>>224921113God Wills it
>>224921081Wish I could go back in time and show this to people in 2017
>>224921091Nah photos online that look convincing are always very flatteringTake that finster lad that always gets posted here, in pics he almost looks like a girl but you see videos and you cant help but notice the square, lean frame, narrow hips, big hands, large skull etc
>>224921172Apparently it's not HM it's some "Extraflags" mong. If this doesn't mean anything to you then I'm not surprised. "Extraflags" is a Chrome extension that allows users to identify one another in /brit/, turning it into something resembling Discord.
>>224921190Yeah but Finn would pass way better if he'd been taking HRT from the start, obviously not completely
>>224921198Yup that's me
>>224921201Fit
>>224921166>peonsSomething need doing? Work work
>>224921209sad act
>>224921216Not really arsed what people on here think honestlyCome here to post shite
what happened in 2017? i don't remember that year at all, the only thing i remember was drumpf getting sworn in and leftypol going mental over it
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1790068518596300.jpgThanks, women
No man is an island.
>>224921209Why not just use Discord or Reddit rather than jump through hoops to defy the nature of the website?
>>224920916>half of their waking livesWhat are you planning? O_O
>>224921201seen her get raped in a dim room by 50 bald bastards
>>224921224arsed enough to reply
Rorke mate…
>>224921252How about neither
>>224921234Discord is utter shite>>224921251Just appreciated the (You)
>>224921252Rorke ideas are buying a pot noodle and having a wank
did anyone watch The Wargame on sky
>buy a pot noodleTrying to set me up with a gf again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LduipA_XUJ8
>>224921252um he’s going off-scriptcut him off
>>224921265>Discord is utter *****hs?
>>224921288Filled with nonces and groomers
she was perfect here she was
>>224921293not really
>*****grow up
>>224921278rancid bint
>>224921304t. groomer
i am highly mentally unstable at the moment and should not be allowed in free society unsupervised
entering babehood
>>224921268>capeshit can't be kin-
>>224921310it has 200 million monthly active users nigga, it's not a niche paedo appi'd say 4chan has more paedos, trannies, and groomers proportionally
>>224921308rude
>>224921320i will follow your every order my liege
funny.. you have a site with 200 monthly active users for every possible area (games, schools, friend groups, work) and some schizo here thinks it's just groomers and nonces because that's the servers he subs to
how the hell are normies still not bored of superheroes?
>>224921333Don't get me wrong 4chan definitely has more nonces but discord is ram packed with them and they're protected
>>224921333I will end your life as easily as I can extinguish a candle, and before your corpse is cold, I will reach out and grasp your soul. You will be my slave for all eternity, and I shall laugh at the depths of your pain
Today I dreamt:-1 that I picked a dog up by its legs and swung it into a big tree root and went to prison, but it was only until September. The dog was biting a kid though so it's bullshit. I kept asking for a specific book in there but I gave up on my goals of learning that I'm following irl2) I was walking around asking people for £1 for a beer and someone said they're the admin and came with me to the shop but they were friends :) and I grabbed a can someone else was drinking to look at it and it was 1% alcohol. Then someone threw a nerf dart with razor blades at me and I ran up this hill. I was falling down it though and a nice guy (probably admin of my dream kr god) smiled and said something nice and I wkme up
>>224921333>>224921342200millionmonthlyactiveuserscord raid
>>224921325Grug wanking it silly to this
>>224921346so how many nonces use discord then
Your life is over. You’re no longer 21. That’s it. You should have done better. You should have started earlier, worked harder, taken more chances, built something, become someone. Other people were moving forward while you were wasting time, and now the years you thought you had ahead of you are already behind you. You can’t get them back. You can’t go back and become the person you were supposed to be. The opportunities you ignored, the experiences you missed, the person you could have become, they’re gone. You’re older now, and the world has moved on without waiting for you. There is no reset button, no magical second beginning, no way to undo the years you wasted. You should have been fitter, richer, smarter, more accomplished, more interesting, more alive. You should have done more. But you didn’t. And now you have to live with that.
>>224921348you'll do nothing
>>224921348Nigga casting a spell or sum
national socialist revolutionwhen do we want it?
4chan has more nonces than discord but discord is 'ram packed' with noncesmake it make sense
>>224921358shoulda woulda coulda
Omg omg omg GTA 6 soon!!!’
>>224921358Doesn't matter.
>>224921348White dudes get mad and start talking like Seth E. Ross
>>224921393s
>>224921342Discord? To be fair it is notorious for harbouring noncegroups. Even the devs are perverted freaks that wank to baby animal drawings. That being said it is brilliant for finding groups for every area as you say
>>224921367blud in the archives. yeah your life is definitely over loooooool
He's seething because I astutely pointed out that he would be better served by using Discord rather than installing and configuring browser extensions to create a subpar "Discord experience" on 4chan. That is why he's trashing around like a chained wild animal, lashing out at anyone that gets near.
>>224921416doesn't work. don't have arabic character support on my arch linux box
>>224921408grow up
I will suck dick for a ps5!!!’
>>224921423
>>224921425get sucking
>>224921427aura
honestly just needs to be made
>>224921432
>>224921268Need me some iron dome
>>224921431Who
>>224921422True
god is the greatest and muhammed is his messenger or sumn
made a feeld account. Age filter sent to 40+, My bio? "Just want to shag a cougar don't I"Now we wait.
>>224921435no it doesn'tnobody make it!
new>>224921459>>224921459>>224921459
>>224921436You really are a parasite aren't you
>>224921358ironic that a post like this might have only had a chance of bothering me when i actually was 21
