I've stroked a beaver at Drayton Manor edition
moggy brosnot like this
>>224933798you're right so i don't even know what i'm supposed to be missing
>fall in love with new instafu>towards the end of a reel notice she has a small love heart tattoo on her ankledropped lmao stupid bitch
New Lindsay Ellis video dropped
>>224933909ai slop
>>224933909take the fucking piss
>>2249339099999999999999 litres of water wasted for this
>>224933895Norman oppressor invader resents native Englishmen
just a bunch of bulls, arent they? a whole bunch of energetic, young bulls, charging about with absolutely no idea what theyre doing, full of life and excitement and far too much energy. just big, cheerful idiots, really. quicktapping around, getting themselves into all sorts of harmless little scrapes, and bringing a bit of joyful chaos wherever they go. you cant help but love them for it
got my willy stuck in my bum
I wanna see new Zealand because I like lord of the rings and I wanna see were they shot the movies plus it would be nice even if I endure what future is there anyway? More globohomo ai and some worsening economy
>>224933895Link?
>>224933967not feasible
>>224933875Corrr been a while since I last wanked to her
>>224933982https://x.com/Jacob_Rees_Mogg/status/2102460051336102270
>>224933947Yeah? Mind taking your willy out of your left hand while you type? Might make it quicker to spam the thread from your crusty chinkpad
The fact the average age here is 40 is really fucking depressing
>>224933901Ignorance is bliss I supposeOnce you experience 60+fps, there is no going back
>>224934011just a young lad of 35 me
YouTube channel name idea: "The Racist Bassist"
both my parents are black
>>224933909
both my parents are men
remember when ziedy had a moment of clarity and started posting this lol
>>224933895know who this fella is but never really listened to him speaksounds like a complete stereotype of a british people in the worst way imaginable. no wonder everyone is a leftypol there. i would be too based on that alone
Got a CEX Gold card
>>224934073>no wonder everyone is a leftypol therenigga what
the government should pay me to be alone. good for the environment innit
*to the tune of suedehead by morrissey*oh it was a poo gay poo gayit was a poo gaypoo gay
>>224934053my aunt is black
>>224934072>i have no skills and am a failurenobody can deny ziedy has extremely high levels of commitment, determination, and resilienceif i was a manager hiring for some entry level position i'd probably take him provided he could scrub himself up alright
>>224934027Check out the young whippersnapper
>>224933875what a hottie
>>224934027what you gonna be when you grow up lad
>>224934000scumbag toff cunt no better than the leftist marxist demons that infest this country
Terrible violence enacted against the person
>>224934181OOOOH ME MINGE
yeah im on the ruddy cansshove it up your arse
I wish I'd never existed I feel like somehow the timeline in which I die is the best one I kind of hope I come back as a rich white woman so I never have to work or a Saudi oil prince
>>224933967How did that happen then
question for the philosophers in chat: if i get on a bus does that contribute to my carbon footprint as the bus was going to run anyway?
Want to 1v1 me in Pokémon showdown (my team 1.1)
none of these posts have that magic x-factor that im looking for
cali prison workout, canteen hustle edition (sardines & peanutbutter)
might move to Brampton
>>224934248requires a little bit more fuel as you're creating a greater drag on it so it's erroneous to say your carbon footprint is literally 0 but it's absolutely neglibile vs you using your own car of course that's just being terribly pedantic but I believe that's the answer you desire
BRAPton lmaoA ton of braps
>>224934222what you need is a clue
whats the grimmest place youve ever been
>>224934259just scranned a poo now im screaming and farting breadly welsh howl
>>224934283so you're calling me fat?
>>224934248No, if somebody else pumps loads of carbon into the atmosphere it's not a problem at allThat's why we let Norway drill our oil and then sell it to us
>>224934248dunno
Completely AI women of dead people I would just kill myself at that point. That is really scary Literally black mirror
>>224934291inside your mum
>>224934291london
>>224934291blackpool
>>224934303yes
>>224934291/int/
>>224934291falmouth jamaicathe only thing i can compare it to is the slums from the start of resident evil 5
>>224934255why dont you 1v1 me instead you've been avoiding me all your life ratpedo
Plapton
>>224934291airdrie
>>224934023Mental how true this isWhat's more mental is on PS2 almost every game was 50fps or 60 if you were American, don't know how people can say they've never played a game above 30
>>224934291southall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3DqBk9YNXA
>>224934353A toothbrush? Or is that your ign? Battle in Pokémon showdown random battles
ending the step count at 10230
>>224934340remember when obama said that? ppl were so mad.
Got the McLaren EV ordered
We can do 2v2 random battles in Pokémon showdown if you haven't 1v1d me
fucking hell ratpedo is a retard that missed the joke completely
i choose charizard
i mean come on look at this and tell me it's not infinitely grimmer than london or blackpool
>>224934427grow up
>>2249344271v1 him in showdownyou won't
If anyone in here has played Pokémon games you can battle me
i choose gaypornizard
>>224934445looks like croydon on a sunny day
Remembering the simple times when political criticism was just Danny Dyer saying "[current PM] is a propa wanka!"Now its all political football teams which each team defending their leader and trying to dunk on the other
>>224934291grimsby
if i am walking across the road and i cause a car to brake harshly and then re-accelerate, does that contribute to my carbon footprint?
>>224934291this general
>>224934368Maybe their TV at the time wasn't 60hzI don't think 60fps on a 30hz TV is going to work
>>224934491Leave then
>>224934483leave a carbon footprint on your arse in a minute mate
Because we don't know when we will die, we get to think of life as an inexhaustible well. And yet everything happens only a certain number of times, and a very small number really. How many more times will you remember a certain afternoon of your childhood, an afternoon that is so deeply a part of your being that you can't even conceive of your life without it? Perhaps four, or five times more? Perhaps not even that. How many more times will you watch the full moon rise? Perhaps twenty. And yet it all seems limitless...
Lindsay Ellis looking ROOOUUUGGGHHHHH
Another day, another girl who gave me her number after a first date and then ghosted meWhat the FUCK is going on
>>224933992who is she?
>>224934477it's that kind of apolitical cainerthoughts detachment that has led us to this point
>>224934505will you be traveling to my arse by bus or car?
>recruiter: hi anon are you interested in [role] you sound like a good fit, can we set up a call?>anon: hi, before the call could you share more details about location, responsibilities and comp ?>recruiter: yeah its in poo, pooshire. you'll be managing a team of 1.2 trillion indians for 20p a year - with 10% bonus.>anon: ah ok... im not interested in>recruiter: FUCK YOU you arsehole FUCK YOUwhy are they liek this
>>224934477maybe if we offered more effective criticism we wouldnt be in this mess today
>>224934000
>>224934501wish i could =\
>>224934506alri bruce lee
>>224934529>American >Gets a Mustang and $1100000
>>224934529they always say 'mate' to you as well. we're not mates
>>224934493Wasn't 50hz the standard for CRTs in the noughties?
Escortlad hereduring my last meeting with the blonde escort I see regularly, she told me I'm lovely and will naturally meet someone one day :(she knows I've never had a girlfriendShould I tell her my feelings next time I see her? The problem is I like her too much
>>224934520women do that when they're creeped out by men they think are potential rapists or whatever. saying no to giving you her number might provoke you so she appeased you which enabled a safe escape.
>>224934549And if I could have a gun legally and kill home intruders then I'd have a mini uzi to kill home intruders
fit tranny on bakeoff
>>224934535forced re-education/work/death camps for all anti anglo scum
>>224934569thought you shelved this gimmick
pretty womanwalking down the street
>66Sex sex sex sex
you'd have to be completely braindead or desperate to be in a western nation's military today ngl
>>224934573i said after the first date. as in, after we went home. she reached out to me and gave me her number.
>>224934601not a gimmick, just been busy
>>224934569try dating now you've done the sex. getting feelings for a whore is not good
>>224934606that's a fucking woman
>>224934606they dont make them like this anymore
>>224934618ah ok. well she found someone better in that case.
>>224934616care very deeply about this me
>>224934616im gonna pick up the pieces and build u a lego house x
Squid Game Macklemore
enjoyed this>>224924688
>>224934048Stolen from Game Grumps
Pizzacake knocks it out of the park once again, she never misses!
>>224934526>>224934530I think what I meant was that politics itself seemed more quaint. Like the biggest scandal at the time was how Ed Milliband ate a bacon sandwich weird.
>>224934606>>224934624>>224934632bet you feel bad for all your antisemitic posts now dont you (shes jewish)
>>224934564No idea
Lindsey Clancey vs Lindsey Ellis rap battle
>she
>so ive heard
>>224934665Don't have too much to think after this original thought image
>>224934665stick to being naked
>>224934616HAOLING
Oh can't youuuuu seeeeeee,Pooey bum, poo wee,I'm a poo lover, yeeeah,And every craaap you taaaiiiiike,I'll be watching you
>>224934623Well I've never been on a date and idk how to meet girlsI tried dating apps but had no luck
seeing guys do the pro-palestine stuff is pure 'hope she sees this bro' shit
>>224934563iim your mate
have no choice but to pump out thousands of lines of claudeslop now because bossman expects features done at superhuman speeds hate my job and my life
>>224934738Jews are better wives though
>>224934760ARE YOU A RECRUITER?
>>224934666the stakes are ratcheting upward and discourse is more free. everything real now was true back then too but the conversation has widened thanks to social media
comedy peaked with the wedding episode of the peep show
Chief Kyiv
>>224934616why does leftypol love to accuse everyone who is nuanced as a secret crypto fascist
>>224934763HOWLING
>>224934779Should definitely leave if they are like why is the government (recruiter) here did they post for advertising
>>224934506*rapes you*
>>224934763hate this nigger rape world
>>224934801Iranye West
come home from toil and I just lay in bed
>>224934763wish i had that job
>big din dins>protein shake>packet of crisstummy full
might pop the blacked on
>>224934832get out to the gym go full beast mode
>>224934816Are you a fit girl????
>>224934832ktim today
>>224934808leftypol thinks everyone is a fascist. going to be very funny when they manifest their own phantasm of doom purely though their own spiteful actions
just want an indian gf tbqh
>>224934529they're always like beggars cant be choosers youll never get a job but imagine being a recruiter and your toil is effectively jobseeking. it's like being neet and on UC forever
done absolutely nothing today, fuck all
>>224934838it used to be alright when i had to write code but now i just wait for claude to finish doing it then babysit the outputwont be long til they take me out of the loop entirely
just been raped
mad how chinese people hire chinese people and indians hire indians but if wypipo do it its racist
>>224934858fucking um
>>224934855makes me wish I could go outside and also have a pretty gf
>>224934864impossible. you sat and looked at your phone screen all day didnt you
sir bruce foreskin
>>224934616>modern labour claim to be "centrist">here is your """centrist""" labour candidate for the upcoming election
>>224934855blow that wog bitches head off with a shotgun imo
don't want to toil anymore
>>224934893why xshe looks nice
Labour gaybar
>>224934738That's why I only post anti-Israel stuff so no foid gets the wrong idea.
>>224934865haven't seen a codemonkey job advertised here in monthsglad i got all that student debt!
>Last week I was invited to take part in a Channel 4 Unreality Show called ‘Handcuffed’, in which (if I were fool enough to accept) I would be chained for the day to some other minor celebrity (chosen to be as different from me as possible). >If this were not bad enough, it would involve being superintended by the ghastly Jonathan Ross, embodiment of all that is wrong with today’s culture. whats peter hitchens beef with wossy then?
This is why I’m scared to bite the bullet and pay for HGV lessons + license because I just know I’d end up doing some shit like this
>>224934886yesI mean I didn't do LITERALLY nothing, I did do somethingbut nothing productive!!!!!!!
>>224934890erm she is centrist actually rorke (but just dont ask her for her views on homosexuals, apostasy, blasphemy, and the role of women in society)
>>224934911im on plan 2
>>224934919those bames are out of control
>>224934808Purity test. You either 100% behind the far-leftist scripture doctrines or you are literally satan/hitler
>>224934904would look much better with her brains spread all over the floor and her family squealing around her corpse waiting for their turn imo
>>224934855attractive but they seem very high-maintenance
>>224934931oh no! poo seal!!!!
>>224934893Sad but it has to be done, fit brown birds are the greatest threat to the continuation of the English people.
getting a HGV license so I can take your mum out for dinner
>>224934954They just cook and go temple
cant tell if danni on bakeoff is trans or just autistic and lesbianfit either way
>>224934665
>>224934962rorke must be saved from himself
>>224934911ktim ktim ktim!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>224934966kek
I know a half-indian half-white girl and she's so cute
wish i lived in Virginia Water
might move to gazzaniga, italy
>>224934996The council of rorkes will decide her fate.
Which is the trans one on GBB? There's what I think is an autistic they/them lady who repairs VCRs
nth for the gyaldem
>>224934980Unironically read this as showing my dog fucking my cuntShe's fit I would
>>224934980idgi name one time this happened
>>224934972no they dont they all have stressful careers and expect you to do the same
>>224935024i love them
>>224934931NOOOO :(F
>>224934931people are so pathetic lmaoliteral michael Scott behaviour
>>224935025Would quite like to lick her arsehole
>>224934983Anything could happen.
>>224934858
>>224935001rorke's bath
>>224934980where do they post it? on reddit?
not a fan of them (women)
>>224935037And make hot pot and cleanPretty sure they work normal jobs or post themselves on the internet
>>224935026
>>224935060smoove off to save rorkeno hesitation
>>224935060deport this brown succubus before the rorkes are tempted by the siren song of big brown chebs
>>224935060bit too indian and dark skinned for my likingtoo exotic. just need a slight tad of exoticness
>>224934931RIP BOZO
>>224935082Big fan me
>>224935082They fuck dogs btw
plan A failednever had a plan B
>>224935125so do you though
I love tits vag arse
>>224935139Stomach punch
>>224935095>>224935106>>224935107How about this one?
> Trump says he can do business with Burnham but criticises 'terrible' Chagos deallmao this shit again
>>224935125it's cocover
>>224935168terriblethe worst
>>224935149Amazing post
POV your order of Day and Night Store Exclusive 2LP Vinyl + Signed Art Card will be delivered tomorrow between 10:45am and 2:45pm
fucking despise running and hate how it’s a meme now im fit as fuck 49bpm resting heart rate and could rinse anyone on the bike, rowing machine or incline walking but 5 minutes jogging even at a very slow pace my heart rate is > 190 and im on the verge of death
>>224935148I WISH it was legal to be BfE prostitute for male dogs and cuddle and kiss them while they cover me with all their fur
>>224935167might keep that one chained up actually like a sort of private zoo exhibit once the others are gone
>>224935190are you gonna lick the signature?
>>224935197Um
fentanyl
>>224935197In bed
>>224935190are you going to kiss the delivery man?
tits or arse
>>224935190mad how people want to murder these lovely things
I'm Mike Tyson
>>224934951nasty man
got thinshamed today :/it not right
I look up football manager on reddittwitch suddenly shows me all the football manager streamersit not right
>>224935218Boring! Awful consequence of no more war in the middle east or the "opioid crisis"
>>224935247shouldn't have provoked me then should they
>>224935195wish I could still ride my bike
>>224935210blep!
>>224935035>>224935073pizzacake has her own onlyfans where she constantly posts her cuntevery time there is a pizzacake thread on /pol/ her cunt pics get posted
>>224935195you must be heavymy rhr is around 42bpm but I'm very light
Zoomers aren't having sex and have lost the will to masturbate themselves. It's over.
>>224935236i am an ass "nigga"
at an age where you would be surprised but not shocked if I were to die and yet I'm still mentally 18
Literally me. I am going to imagine this is me
what happened to sega and why didnt they continue making consoles to compete with ninetendo xbox and PS
>>224935324so cute
chatting with my duolicious gf
Rorke finding Sam Nicoresti utterly hilarious and relatable
might buy and play cities skylines 2
>>224935349AI obedient thicc Latina gf
>>224935168why are labourpops so obsessed with surrendering our territorylook how well that turned out for hong kong
might have some water
great day on brit today #positive #britteam
thought danni was enby but noel keeps using she/her
>>224935363nothing leftypol loves more than cutting their own nose off to spite their face
The only reason I'd fight for Palestine is to rape the Jewish women and get them pregnant whenever I catch one. But if war breaks out I would fight for Israel unironically (and probably have sex with all the Jew women)
nigella lawson is mega peng
>>224935363dont get why we're giving it up to a country i reckon the /brit/ lads could beat in a scrap
>>224935399sensible centrist
MASSIVE CAKE MELTDOWN
But both of them want to wipe each other out so that would be pointless. The Jews really like doing that and they've gone mask off. I don't care about Palestine lol (unasked for opinion)
>>224935410>prime nigella will never snort a line of blow off your nob then engage in a cocaine fuelled shagathon until collapse, then cook you a peng breakfast the next morning pointless living really
>>224935369was a bit of a lull in the middle im sure you will agree
why are used pinkamenas so cheap on vinted?
Buy a drako, they're badass
grangle grangle
rewatched Children of Men recentlydon't think there was any external event that made the UK into a totalitarian, xenophobic police state, it just kinda drifted into it and stayed that way
what the heck
might get the new fifa as i am a soulless consumer drone x
i don't want your love its tained
I would rather go fight for a random African warlord for diamonds than Palestine if I were a normie and had like 8 kids by now
>>224935473there he is
>>224935481was going to do this but chose not to x
>>224935480Gordon you're still mic'd up after meeting Mr Beast
>>224935434free the ponydem
>>224935480fucking finally they linked up
>>224935515he's a bigoted beast.an utterly bigoted beastly beast.
We should be allowed to post MLP
>>224935295Don't need to wank when we shag so much.Wouldn't expect a millennial to get it though.
>>224935477the liberal white saviour/race cuck wank fantasy doesn't need context for them to swallow it
>>224935473grangbuncious
>>224935477the worldwide inability of people to reproduce caused economic depression, civil unrest and global conflict
keep an eye out for me on HIGNFY lads
screaming and pooing and flinging it in nan's face
>>224935576stop that please
looking to the sky and enjoy the life
everyone's talking bou that "perfect arse according to science" but this is actually it
don't search the meaning of dunny paper on urban dictionary
>>224935585gp
No AI generated porn No gun ownership No taxes
>>224935585
might start wearing a durag as a way to stand out
crazy how these things are just up there in space spinning around forever and everhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5BQV3WX80E
momentarily had a fantasy that I was the only man with viable sperm in children of men world but then realised they'd just make me wank into a cup so I STILL wouldn't get a shag
>>224935596Everybody's talking bout, fuck poo shit,Fuck, fuck, fuck poo shit
>>224935614Crazy how the brain goes away from sex when you're dreaming
>>224935596yeah thats mint tha
>>224935604scream
still doing that little dance
>>224935614rorkes predicament
new>>224935648>>224935648
>>224935614Cause you could've done that more efficiently but I don't like that secretly
>>224935596not enough fat
*wags tail (sitting down)*
