lucy letby jimmy savile clavicular ian watkins and andrew tate are innocent edition
I work for a charity so got a 2.5% pay rise like everyone else in the company despite our team generating a huge amount of revenue because that's "fair"Not surprising the average tenure here is a bit over a year, and I've just had my first anniversary
>>224947853think it's got to be this one
>lets unpack the terminology there just a little bitomds toilsmen on the work meeting really taking this job shit seriously lmaoi'm here camera off cock in hand on brit
creating a tulpa to check on the haemorrhoids in my arsehole
want free money? toilberg hates this one simple trick
The mice still need to be posted. This is "my" mantra. This "is" my moment. Get up. Start spazzing. Grow nettles. Don't wash your hair. Smell a horse penis. Keep drinking energy drinks. Start budgeting PIP. Start playing the "Uma" game. Start downloading "that". Start posting on brit all night. Rage more. Get a horse cock in you. A caravan. Putrid air. Body odour. The SIM cards changed. The peters posted. Reggie is sexo. A coop robbed. A piss bottle filled. A tooth lost. The parasite killed.
Not a fan of EVs but starting to see the appealSo what if they depreciate faster I'd be saving 5k a year on petty
>>224947885why is your cock in your hand
Pension hating niggas be like>It could be used to slow wage growth so I'm going to opt out of the free money thanksScreaming
Ian Stuart Donaldson subedition
>>224947853Ian Watkins was one of the worst nonces in British history which is saying something because Britain is full of nonces.
>>224947908i'd buy one if they made one with a fake engine that made fake engine noises and vibrations, cant fucking stand faggoty electric car whirring
he actually thought his toilberg was going to pay for his retirement for free with free money
>>224947915likely place for it to be
>>224947904in this house mousey is a hero, end of story!
quitting toil on friday but i will keep the knives they gave me methinks
>>224947916they could literally just ask ai to verify their claims but they wont
can't even imagine what it's like to shag
The gormless African scarecrow down Tesco got a larger pay rise than the white collar worker making the country workThe gormless African is only necessary because of the offspring of the other African claiming benefits and eventually pension creditThis is the power of the UK economy
>>224947968ok google is this true?
sometimes think about american car culturethey watch movies in carsthey eat in carsthey shag in carshow many americans have been conceived in a car? route 66suburbia; isolation without a car3 hour walk or 10 minute drivethe motel
Scheisse
>>224947987You put your willy in a fanny innit, or an arse
>gormless african scarecrow
So far, how many hours this week have you spent alone posting on 4chan?
>>224948024bout tree fiddy
>>224948002their mentalness makes perfect sense once you start to realise things like this, same with circumcision and how it traumatises people for life
>>224947988>>224948019samefagbro even posted a fucking gif (hello 2009)
Dollymong
Idea for a buddy stoner comedy Mousey and Diego Mousey gets high looking at horses Diego gets high praying to God Runtime: 98 minutes
>>224948010then you have to move it in and out or something. that's all i know.
Not this time mate
I know this kind of thing is very dated and not brit but I haven't laughed at a news article like this for a long timehttps://archive.ph/3LEEJ
>>224948059yeah, then you spaff and suddenly have a strong urge to leave
Remember when mousenonce killed that swan and posted it on /an/
>>224948053Can I direct?
>>224948070
Grown man, sat alone all day every day. Posting dire fiction for the attention of other men, samefagging his posts. Has a list of imaginary posters to wreck and pwn to make his shit life bearable. Has no friends, wife or gf.
>>224948032It was about that time that I noticed that rorke was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the Paleozoic era!
>>224948053call it “of mice and meek men”
What if Emma Watson shit when I was fucking her?
>>224948090bunch of absolute idiots
Mousenonce murdered a swan? That's fucking mental.Could get serious trouble for that
erm yes hello i would like to withdraw my pension please pajeet, as the year is 2076 and i've retired you see and toilberg was very kind and paid hundreds of thousands of pounds to me for free so i would like to withdraw it now and buy a yatchwhy are you laughing? hello are you still there?
>>224948086right well this post hits a bit too close to home for my liking
your all cracking me up today!!
>>224948098Probably cross that bridge when you come to it mate
just grassed up my neighbour for doing anti-social and illegal things hehe
just soypogged because i remembered gandalf’s epic scene with the balrog he sacrifice himself for the hobbits
what's going on at kick?
>>224948139rorke and leftypol
https://desuarchive.org/an/thread/4603522/#4603522Fucking hell mousenonce
nth for the holodem
Your life is over. You’re no longer 21. That’s it. You should have done better. You should have started earlier, worked harder, taken more chances, built something, become someone. Other people were moving forward while you were wasting time, and now the years you thought you had ahead of you are already behind you. You can’t get them back. You can’t go back and become the person you were supposed to be. The opportunities you ignored, the experiences you missed, the person you could have become, they’re gone. You’re older now, and the world has moved on without waiting for you. There is no reset button, no magical second beginning, no way to undo the years you wasted. You should have been fitter, richer, smarter, more accomplished, more interesting, more alive. You should have done more. But you didn’t. And now you have to live with that.
>>224948024hmm spent a lot of it hungover so far so not that much maybe 3 hours >>224948053sounds "rad">>224948112mousenonce is a serial criminal shoplifter, animal abuser, and other anti-social behaviourkilling a swan is one of the least offensive things its done
>>224948130you don't have to be crazy to post here...BUT IT HELPS LOL!!!
>>224948195
>>224948192:D
lads we have to fight russia otherwise there will be foreign men on our streets telling us how to live and the authorities will arrest people for criticising any of it on social media.
>>224948053if it's mainly Mousey pumping one off while watching the grand national then I'll be disappointed
Do you slowly go mental posting here or is it a prerequisite? That tranny spammer was relatively normal before and then he just started going nuts and posting loads of trannies
>>224948187so true
>>224948218Why are our elites like this?
>>224948201
>>224948218>inbred toff claims plebs are mongrelswe've never really moved forward as a country
applying to become a tranny so i can dump the oestrogen into the local water supply
so, this is rorke?
>>224948218what did he mean by that?is he insulting my british brothers? will not stand for it
just opened my first hata juice drink needlessly complicated and now im scared the little marble somehow slips out and chokes me to death. what is wrong with asians
>>224948261this is me
>>224948225You are obsessed with meYou post about me every dayEven on Christmas
>>224948261can u pls delete this
>>224948206x
>>224948175
>>224948261I'm bald actually
>>224948264wots one of those?
>>224948294me on the right
>>224948275fuck off back to xitter zoomie
>>224948285Take your oestrogen and fuck off
on the 'morrowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEo1T9NzynY
>>224948218His class of people are losing their place in society. Once they were a class that were given administrative and rulership roles as a birth right. Now they're being replaced by pakistanis, indians, africans and far left communists from scum backgrounds like Angela rayner, queer starmer, Burnham, Jess Philips etc. His toff position is dead. Trying to cling on by becoming a far left commie but it's never going to work.
You lot seen the motorcade that was escorting the coaches going to pick up the migrants?Was incredible bigger than something for the king or a foreign leader
this cat he live in tesco
>>224948305i saw the video and he gives the rescue worker plenty of time to get off the boat. it also deflates extremely slowly after he slashes, giving the rescue work even more time to get off. bit of a nowt butty really
>>224948341he is the tesco "nigga"
>>224948341do this and he will leave
>>224948338imagine how many billions of have been wasted on those parasites. what a farce
>>224948341>mfw a random cat in UK has a better job than me
>>224948351Yeah but the headline says he's trying to kill key workers so he's a far right racist and you're an apologist.
>>224948218he's right, we're a mixed germano-celtic-norman-afro-indus-arabicus-sinoese lot
>>224948341Tesco kedi
>>224948369It's a investment. They are replacing white british people for whatever reason. More browns in the country is apparently worth the billions. It's trillions across Europe and America. But it's just some human rights law that forces the governments to do it right?
Imagine getting killed by a literal 100year old. Embarrassing from mouseberg
>>224948218why does he have so many bibles
Get the fucking wogs shot out of cannons
>>224948305millions of people have been waiting for someone to do this for a very long time
>All art constantly aspires towards the condition of musicthis quote is the single greatest pseud filterit's not nearly as true in reality as it feels metaphorically
>>224948417mohammod reporting on the important news
>>224948332should have done it on a weekend
>>224948418can never have too much of the good word
>>224948378I am
Jeff Poozos
>>224948411its absolutely a political decision to rescue every single one. they could stop the boats immediately. right this second. but they choose not to. and they know the majority of these asylum cases are bogus. yet they still wave them through. something very sinister is taking place.
Morning team having a cup of tea start the day off cold symptoms are getting less and less which is frankly bloody brilliant
>>224948417https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBS8rJvxnKo
Tripdolly
>>224948218Ah yes celtic and saxons its basically the same as somalians and indians
>>224948456something very sinister is happening in your smelly incel bedroom
>>224948457show us your knob
>>224948457treat yourself to an energy drink in celebration
>>224948468yes im shagging your mums fat arse
Our browns that were here since 2010 could have gotten major points for calling out mass migration but instead they wanted britain to become like their home country. They are now poorer and have a lower quality of living too. Except more if their kin are living on their street so they're happy.
>>224948477Haven't got any in and can't be bothered going out to get one
>>224948468grow up
A vote for SNP, PC, SINN FEINIs a vote for change! For hope! For the future!A vote for conservatives, Labour, Lib Dem’s, reform, restore, greens is a vote for Israel!
You are the worst poster here by farYou post about politics literally every fucking day
>>224948513sorry, lets all post what you want to talk about. go on then, get us started with some top notch posts.
>>224948524done that worm
Bought a book about oceanography off Vinted for £4 but they refunded me and said they gave it to a charity shop feel a bit disappointed about that
>>224948524He won't. He can't even. all he can do is complain.
they're desperate for me to care but i just don't
>>224948530hop onto the britscord
Going to carry on posting about politics and there is nothing you can do about it. u mad?
powerful.
Operation SNAP was a big mistake
>While training to become a Catholic monk, Rory was celibate for three years, so he’s proven he can go without sex – there’s never any pressure. We have it three or four times a week, sometimes twice on a Saturday morning. That’s my favourite time, when we can take it slow.THIS IS HOW NEUROTYPICALS THINKICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>224948524Well we’ll start with what you’re not supposed to post first (politics and current events) but you’ll post about it all day and get a meagre amount of (You)’s to which you’ll samefag your own shit post like the turgid little slug you are
>>224948513>Doesnt complain about bbc cuck posting>Doesnt complain about tripfags>Doesnt complain about rorke posting>doesnt complain about emma yankNo its politics thats the worst
>Drug deaths rise sharply in Scotland as figures remain worst in Europescreming
lucy letby really is innocent however
>>224948456Why? I'm split between them creating a giga working class where everyone is extremely poor, small hat tribe taking revenge on Europe and a preparation for depopulation for the new technocratic age of AI. War with Russia is being shilled and it's a good opportunity to feed people into a meat grinder but I don't see it. Clearly white Europeans are being replaced through hiring, government positions, councils, military like the RAF firing whites and only hiring browns. At the same time, these browns and women are shite and Europe is in a steep decline. Britain is absolutely on its knees right now. It's a demolition of Europe.
>>224948555woah
>>224948435yh gaijins getting shafted. we better get a new EN soon..
>>224948565Dont think so
protest mong loves his protestsPLEASSEEEEE STOP TALKING ABOUT BOLITICS!!
I just want my twitter account backI'M SORRY ELON I NEVER SHOULD HAVE LIKED THOSE POSTS ABOUT PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION I KNOW YOU HATE THAT
It's quite remarkable how quickly the British state can jump into action when it's clamping down on right wing protestorsProtection fit for a king to escort 30 future welfare leeches
they made an anome about me
>>224948561All these things are bad but politics is by far the worst because it completely shits up the thread and causes endless seethingIf you want to post about politics you should start a blog or fuck off to the board which is literally dedicated to political discussion
What was it you did or said the last time you had your mates laughing?
>>224948560right so a boring bastard post with more crying. great stuff mate. i'll continue posting about whatever i please :)
Stay humble team
Rees-Mogg wants all the poor mongrels to go to war with Russia for the glory of the GDP
https://www.instagram.com/gemmatokyo/?hl=en-gbenglish girl famous in japan for her white skinshow this to your family members
>>224948604write your appeal in hebrew i heard that works
>I've got clout on that 4chan.
>>224948631Zoom in on the author's name
>>224948633this makes jap niggas cum
>I've got a bit of a reputation on 4chan
unironically just want this day to end calf injury FUCK JUST FUCKING HEAL
*sits down*
>>224948629when will you finally succumb to the ‘cide then
>>224948632I listened to his video he does make a few good points
>>224948601Tonsured is a bold look
>>224948631early stages of babehood
>>224948601quit joshing around!
>I just know I'm always the funniest man posting in the thread
>>224947929cody struggling with jokes again
>>224948631this can't be real
>>224948631>"Harreh, do be keh-ful"Ah yes famously northern emma
>The threads would be dead without my gimmicks and witty observations of people from the internet
>>224948601great post
*record scratch*err. hello.
>>224948680Name them
Britain really is filled with nonces thoughHalf the posters here bang on about how they want to shag a 16 year oldNormal people don’t usually do that
oh who put 20p in the seething boring bastard?
Catberge just did a poo in his shitbox
>>224948726...proceed
>>224948697>>224948721heather”nigga” penning his memoirs
conscription officer cheekily removing the RAM from my PC whilst they're taking me away
Which was the best year you spent on 4chan?
>>224948734Yes they do
>>224948726pepe... mate
>>224948601
>>224948781
>>224948768they should do a 4chan wrapped so you can see which bradley you posted the post and which post got the most (you)s
>>224948781done him
>>224948781rogan'd that josh
News on the ground is rorke has just been gangblacked
>>224948601phenomenal post, Josh lmao
got a text telling me i missed a dentist appointment fuck sake
An Asian woman is incomplete without a BWC to fuck her
>>224948731The one at the start saying that English people are so obnoxious and self centred they constantly use the term English and British interchangeably
igunaq for lunch
>>224948834Anymore?
Terrible thread so far
>>224948843...yh
black penis leaves rorke unaffected
i've had loads of gay mates throughout my life nothing wrong with it is there
>>224948870honey…
>>224948855extremely funny mp4
>>224948781obliterated that freak
in no mood for jests
The likes of Rees-Mogg are why the Cheka was created
>>224948870i lived with a gay bloke and he left all his special soaps for gay venereal diseases on his shelf in the shared shower
where is Ian
hiding my comment scores on reddit because I don't like seeing people utterly reject me
>>224948896right well that's grim
been reading about this guy. >be 19 year old apothecary in Prussia, just out of apprenticeship >say you're working on gold transmutation >king of Prussia tries to imprison you so that you transmute gold for him>beg elector of Saxony for asylum>says yes, then immediately imprisons you for his own use>spend your entire life from 19 to 37 forced to work on the guy's pet projects>fail at gold stuff (obviously) but succeed at making true porcelain, cracking the Chinese monopoly>set up the Meissen porcelain works for the elector, the first porcelain factory in Europe and a huge source of cash and prestige for Saxony>elector of Saxony still forces you to stay and work on the gold though lmao>die at 37 from huffing all that quartz dust and mercury fumesno wonder the industrial revolution started in Britain and not in Germany
might become a mystical forest elf this christmas
>>224948896my mate lived with a gay bloke and whenever my mate would do a poo the gayer would suddenly hang around the bathroom door trying to strike up conversation with him just so he could sniff the poo from under the door
Why do reform want to raise the no tax threshold? Low earners already have an extremely generous tax dealIf you want to stimulate the economy raise the point at which you start paying the higher rateRemove the tax traps that disincentivise people from going over 100kEncourage people to aspire higher and do better and reward successBut as usual this country always looks downwards and rewards those doing the least
>>224948926yeah i saw that post on instagram too.
>>224948928don't think that's true is it
>>224948929*literally dies from boredom*
>>224948929>Why do reform want to raise the no tax threshold? Low earners already have an extremely generous tax dealWhy does the populist party have populist agenda
Another boring political post farted out onto the thread
>>224948926>>224948941stop scrolling insta without me :d
>>224948855LOL
>>224948954more interesting than this post 2bh
>>224948950*buries you after a tasteful, but also fairly boring, funeral service*
I don't have sweet treatslife isn't worth living without sweet treats
>>224948928mental untrue unlike my gay story though
>>224948926i don't have instagram so thanks for sharing this
>>224948950*digs your freshly buried corpse up and rapes it*
>>224948973gp ScTRVKE
no idea what the difference between credit, cheque and savings are - just pick one at random and it always seems to work
>>224948949>>224948971are you calling my mate a liar?
>>224948953They'd do better appealing to the intelligent middle class because the thickos will vote for them regardless
>>224948970turn that frown upside down!
>>224948929Not exactly a vote winner because 100k is not a realistic prospect for the vast majority
saw some cuties in the high street
>>224948926technically the Japanese knew how to make porcelain as well by then
i have never once paid to have sex with a prostitute. and i'll tell you this - they get so angry
>>224948982what if i am?
Think that's funny do you rorke? A robot attacking children? Grow up
fidda clean my ears out with a bulb syringe now if my tinnitus stays after my ear wax is gone that does not bode well for my long term hearing
they cant stop rorke
>>224949003wrong. people get angry when you tell them you have sex with escorts
>>224948977right stop that
>>224949005he'll rip your soul from your frail runt body
>>224948985We'd all be on 200k with 50k houses of we just deported everyone with a skin shade darker than #C2B280
>>224949003sc
>A teenager has denied sending a racist message to England defender Jess Carter on Instagram.>Aaryan Aggarwal, 19, allegedly used a racial slur after calling the footballer "stupid" and "ugly" on 17 July 2025.>Aggarwal pleaded not guilty to sending a public communication that was offensive, indecent, obscene or menacing and will stand trial in March.reminds me of Giorgio Sorwell's book 1983
>>224949003heh
>>224949007A robot attacking children is objectively funny
>>224949011If you want a picture of the future, imagine a robot dancing on a human corpse forever.
>>224949021mad how you go to prison for calling someone a slur but reese mog can call your entire racial group mongrels and nothing happens
>>224949021Aaryan bros...
>>224949021evil whites at it again
drafting a cover letter
>>224949063These Indian engagement bait articles always make me laugh
>>224949052this is what happened during grenfall and rorke decided to just memoryhole it because even HE knows it was wrong
>>224949052this is what regular firefighters are up against. the nigga firefighters
>>224949063>suggested for youok rorkre
>>224949083
did they ever get the money for grenfell then
>>224949063My willys too small even for asian porn
>>224949083>>224949083>>224949083>>224949083>>224949083>>224949083
utterly absurd
I'm a tall blond man oriental girls find me irresistible
>>224949087>>224949097Why would you do this you utter mad man
shoving fistfuls of dog shit up my arse
>>224949107least delusional brit poster
lots of nasty russian disinformation going around about me being a virgin
the new, migrate when ready
>>224949131yes same it not right
erm
>>224949150this isn't part of the show btw it's a non-canon image
Grim life
Mad how i know about bar mitzvahs even how to spell it because almost every american kids tv programme seemed to have an episode around it
So all that guff about the falklands was just to make us change plans on the chagos islands then
>>224949124t. ping pong
>>224949174just kill yourself nigga
>>224949191Just politics x
Haven't taken my medication in TWO WEEKSDoctors don't want you to know that this is a thing you're allowed to do
>>224949191no it was because we didnt help with irantotal nowt butty either way
right
I'm on a sea dog poo dietI eat dog poo and I can't see lol
someone makes an early thread and you're all stunned into silence then is that it
women are deeply evil for not finding me attractive
>>224949207That why you’ve been melting down for the past 3 days posting trannies is it
>>224949248Scr
sir girl dick
>>224949248
>>224949263yes I was stunned mouth agape staring at the screen for 10 minutes. couldn't believe what I was seeing
Get the nonces freed
>>224949248your blindness might be caused by your diet
Im off too Costco anyone want owt?
free to rape my own arse
>>224949297poo barm
just put my socks on
I'm on a vegetarian dietDue to ethical reasonsI see vegetarians and I eat em LOL
>>224948981just say savings, it's the money that's in your account
my arse is agape from all the rapes
will a ubereats driver go to costco cafe for a pizza and hot dog for me?
is it getting hot in here, haw hee haw
I’ll be funny I’ll be fine I’ll be flirty I’ll be shy
heatherfreak i say this with utter authority when i say you don't really get to call someone else's life grim
At the end of the day lads, Russia is waging a war of Liberation against judeo-Banderite imperialism to unite the Slavic people under one flag, and we have to respect that.
recycle rorke’s jeans>>224946480>>224946480
>>224949343It’s not heatherpaedo this time it’s an extraflags tranny having a meltdown
>>224949343no one said anyones life was grim. are you a schizo
>>224949347respect THIS *whacks you so hard you fly up at 9999999999mph straight into the sun*
please finish the thread
>>224949365-> >>224949174
>>224949315SCREAMIVE BEEN DONE
TWO NEWS AAAAAAHH I CANT DECIDE
>>224949317That's a savings account. You want current account.
>>224946480>>224946480>>224946480
