BRICS edish
>>224947865Where's South Africa?
>>224948033Taking the photo
>>224947865A love how a sinlge image completely btfo an entire international organization
>>224949185
>>224947865coolfor once I ain't the fatass
love posting links to the oldscreaming as I do every single time
this is the new
>>224951169perhaps you are genuinely so developmentally disabled with an iq of 50 or something where you genuinely can't do social interactionsi suspect however that it was simply a bit difficult for you (like it was for me) but instead of practising and developing you shut yourself off (as i did momentarily in my mid teens). the diference again therefore is that i have actually put decades of effort in and have nothing more to show from it than you who have done absolutely nothing>>224951165you are not human
brazilians will come to any thread with any picture of their flageven if it's someone doing a poo on it
>>224951235you need hanged up by the bollocks
First shop of the uni year
>>224951255corr i would spunk myself silly
"HelperSpaz" SA pedophile what was with your mental breakdown yesterday at like 12AM? Is it because of bitches? Genuinely what was it
>>224951250
brit boys be like "I hate gay people" ans then alk about they bollocks and arse all day LOL
>>224951258make your own foodposts, tranny
>>224951271He does that when he drinksThat's just what he does
>>224951296Probably at himself then...woah
>.< xx
That's cwazyyyy
Going to go to the chemist and pick up my prescription and take my medication and then be nice to everybody again and stop posting hundreds of trannies that don't pass
>>224951250hello fren
>>224951326fuck off pawasite
every village and town used to have free access to water until the government covered them up, privatised it, and sold it back to us. all done without consent.
hes made a new thread right, because hes got australians filteredimagine the kind of joyless cunt you have to be to filter aussies
that's sweden going into the filter
>>224951326
>>224951359no I didn't lol I thought it was a link to the old cus I scrolled down and saw a few posts
>>224951349T-that's cwazyy dude
>>224951377scrramgang
crazy how poltards go from posting off topic shit to their interracial sex fetishes when they are told to stop, and then they try and justify their off topic politics posts by the existience of the interracial sex talk
>5ft7>just weighed myself >81kgFucking hell
posting the old and not the new has sown discord once again
some length of neck on this bird
>>224951396you want to shag animals, shut up mate
>>224951399mate these were my stats about 15 years ago when i was an amateur powerlifter at unido you lift weights? i cannot imagine being this heavy with no muscle
man blasting dubstep out of his car outside
>>224951409all the better to kiss
>>224951424tell him it's not 2012 anymore
must be easy floating through life thinking you're cooking anybody, but you're not, and it is obviously not free
>>224951409has she phoned the zoos to check if there's any work going as a giraffe?
Think the Portuguese female friend might like me
THIS IS A UKF EXCLUSIVE
>>224951431you'd fall asleep halfway up but at least you'd never see her hairline
>>224951424tell him he's based
>>224951467s
>>224951409why have you photoshopped nigel farage's face onto her
>>224951409headsman's dream
>>224951467glow up
Honestly think a lot of the trannies on transpassing aren't even trying to passMaybe not on purpose but the hugboxers are really fucking them over
gaydolf nigler
>>224951399same height and 62kg and i feel fat lol
>>224951490yeah?
yeah a genuine troon posting here is definitely a real troon and that's why they post in these threads when 2:3 replies are asking about their cock or being a man, saying to commit suicide soon, and one other post a out energy drinks. when that's their replies they would definitely keep coming back if they were trying to maintain and was a genuine tranny
>>224951515yeah
>>224951490nah i looked up some of them and they are surprising honest
>>224946886>>224946923
yeah that's true yeah
>>224951532sc
>5’10>65kg
>>224951532nigga talking like diego
>>224951532Yeah I remember that one, I did laugh a bit when I saw it lol
>>224951554screaming
>>224951564s
6'3 120kg no muscle all pies and crisps
>>224951554hs?
>>224951564Wait I meant to reply to Poland there. Dunno how that happened x
nth for the gyaldem
>>224951554s
mad how code-writing has been completed obliterated and raped to smithereens by AI automation
>>224951420I lift and train sports so I don't look flabby but could definitely do with cutting >>224951510Get help
ive had 3 calls today which have ended a few seconds after i have answered themanyone else had that?
quite like when I come across a self aware one though
>>224951612i'm glad i didn't listen to all those people telling me to learn python
>>224951626Yeah I had one this morning and yesterday. Do not phone them back just block them
you have to delete an email three times in outlook before it's actually deletedthey really want you to keep your shit
>>224951626yes
>>224951626Daily yeahBlock the number they call from a different oneMental what are they even getting out of this
>>224951645na i like spam calls and just call them a nigger until they end the call but one time a job phoned me to confirm something and i said that which of course lead to me not getting that job
>>224951639He's objectively wrong though and there's genetic testing to prove thisWe're one of the least mixed groups in europe
>>224951668Well done Rorke. Bet you felt like a right fucking mug after that one.
been hearing voices in my head a lot lately as well as having visual hallucinations, always wondered when i would finally schiz out for real
sausage rollraspberry donutbelgian buncustard sliceThat's the Gregg's early dinner sorted
Found a KitKat with no wafer lads
i am gaydolf nigler
>>224951682yeah after that ive had to go back to uni since i didnt get another job so i need something to do
>>224951677
>>224951677yes english people are just anglo-saxono-danisho-normano-irisho-flemish-pakistanio-westafricano-slavic these days a pure race
>homosexuality stopped being considered a mental illness in 1979>AIDS pandemic begins within 2 yearsmakes you think
>>224951699reposted from reddit award
In the sewer all alone
>>224951731playing xenogears are ya?
>>224951699They used to do these kitkat cubes years and years ago and they would frequently have no wafer in them. Can't remember what they were called, they were like kitkat bites but much smaller.
>>224951699whys this fellas thumb so short
>>224951664its either to test your number is active (doesn't really make sense why) or really to try to get you to call back which results in a large fee being given to them
>>224927960
https://streamable.com/9dgek7good thread
>>224951724not related. what happened was that some guy in san francisco had sex with a monkey.
>>224951639>"i believe in the melting pot theory"scr
He spends all day scrolling uk subreddits so he can find something to post hereHe does this every dayEven on Christmas
boycotting rorke's arsehole by not raping him for a little while
>>224951721We didn't mix that much with those groups with the exception of Yorkshiremen and Anglos and those are an incredibly genetically similar group from 1600 years ago
thats rorek
>>224951830kek
>>224951827scr eltoning
Tempted to move to some provincial shithole in country Durham, buy a house and a Lotus Esprit and just live in my own little world
>>224951830Hate that nigga like you wouldn't believe
had a dream that the neighbour might come back today and there he is
Made this last year
>>224951876you have the gift, alexei
me rn
>>224951876has he got his dog with him
get the 'tex posted
>>224951873he has the same mind virus as jacob
>>224951913gp
remember when people said boipussy all the time
Think the Russian poster may have the single most depressing life of any poster here
>>224951913
>>224951953he is comfortably the best poster here
any /hamradio/ man in?wonder how you get into thattalking on the ceebee and thatroger dodger 10-4 rubber duck over
>>224951399giant mf
>>224951963youre comfortably the gayest bastard cunt freak here
Had sex with the blonde escort I've seen fifteen times now again on Saturday As we were cuddling after we got talking about my lack of dating. She said I'm lovely and that one day I'll meet someone and it'll happen naturally. She's said before that I'm handsome but I wonder if that was her trying to put me off asking her for a date.
When I passed my driving test I was really hoping my parents would get me one of those proper bangers for like 400 quid but I ended up being given my cousin's old Citroen C2 which while definitely a better vehicle didn't have much aura
>>224951989screaming at this
>>224951994my first car was a Mitsubishi space wagon
Trying out the escortmong gimmick again
my coworker was born in 2003 and he laughed at me when i said i was born in 1989
>>224952018Alright you've been me in terms of virginmobiles
who is your favourite xman? mine is storm because she is black
>>224952028I've a theory that after we die we just live as insects for a while before becoming human again
>>224951953He doesn't even reply. He just says stuff and leaves.
>>224952047>who is your favourite xman?sacked tranny
my parents bought me a 20k car after passing my test despite me telling them I really didn't need or want it and I still barely use it
just had to sit in a room for 2 hours with unemployed 60 year olds and chavs
>>224952082oh heavens that must have been ghastly
>>224952082You at the job centre?
>>224951826na most of northern england has irish y dna fro mthe 1800s
>>224951976*rapes your arse at 77mph then stops and screams "everybody dance now!" at 99999999999999 decibels then rapes your arse at 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 mph*
>>224952055interesting
>>224952102rorke's mum's living room
>>224952082family reunion was it?
>>224952082how was lunch with the bergs?
>>224952102basically>>224952122oh you x
I feel genuine shame for having chuckled at that post. It's really not all that funny
>>224952043Zoomers find it bizarre that people older than them can have the same job, they think everyone is always being promoted upwards at a constant rate
No, you cannot perform a roar at 99,999,999,999,999 decibels because a sound of that magnitude is physically impossible in our universe and would contain enough energy to instantly collapse the observable universe into a supermassive black hole.
>>224952144wtf I think this was mine
>>224952169
>>224952169omg lol
>>224952177right don't take the piss yeah
nigga posting graffs
>>224952207https://www.nhs.uk/nhs-services/mental-health-services/where-to-get-urgent-help-for-mental-health/
someone did that gimmick to a picture of my willy and it just stayed the same
>Northern Ireland holds an estimated 3.5 million ounces of gold worth £12-21 billion in the Sperrin Mountains of County Tyrone, representing the largest gold deposit in the United Kingdomget it fucking mined before they leave
looking at their legs
tinyurl.com y6964t64
leftypol silent about this
>>224952229Irish niggas love wogs so much they even got a county named after them
>>224952187Fuck Proudfeet from the Shire gonna do about it ?
I need a woman like this. Twink aesthetics but XX
have trapped wind x
>>224952250sacream
hello
>>224952324g'day cobba
>>224952285you're gay
>>224952324very Ian-esque
>>224952082did they bully you?
>>224952349hello
>>224952347disturbing
what's fyp
Ian’s a smug cunt
love abusing drugs and alcohol
>>224952426fresh yaoi porn
>>224952426for you page
on nofap day 3feel like a white monster
rorke’s racism melting away completely when he sees that scene from the wire where stringer bell shows deangelo his awesome fish aquariums
Patiently awaiting the next extraflags tranny spam meltdownDay 4 btw
>>224952483what does that even mean
baffling how true this is
>>224952513bro has no lips
>>224952516>Looks around for who asked
>>224952513i'm a sick fuck i like a quick fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8AQPGKcZOk
>>224952516been on my laptop for a few days and missed some shit it seems
kiss my black ass
>>224952513hes right behind me, isnt he? *sweats drips down burnham's brow*
pension fund breaks the £70k mark this payday get in lads
Why has Burnham mobilised the RAF to fight and die defending the Saudis?The Saudis are evil, they're villains, islamic fundamentalists allied to the US and Israel.
>>224952285u don't
>>224952630lol
>>224952516ill never understand the people like you who are here for the tired trite dollhouse drama bullshit instead of just being here to laugh
how do you argue against the new godless socially democratic rich diverse world that has been created in western europe? it seems that on paper we have it better than anybody else on earth ever has
Why are you all bitter hateful incels who hate women and never go outside?
>>224952712a man is dead
>>224952608yuan just invaded russia, she's gonna get it
>>224952714>we have it better than anybody else on earth ever hasthis used to be true, hasn't been for around 20 years
>>224952712need to stop laughing at shit like this before i get early onset alzhimers
my life is like a video game, trying so hard to beat the stage, all while I am still collecting COINS
>>224932583Ok I will play this
The Reindeer Section was a short-lived Scottish indie supergroup featuring members of Snow Patrol, Belle & Sebastian, Mogwai, Arab Strap and Idlewild. What makes them special is that so many influential musicians briefly came together as friends to make something beautiful, yet the band remains surprisingly obscure outside dedicated indie circles.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOx8GVp8JeU
>go to saatchi>the cheaper a painting is, the better it is
been drinking so much piss it started coming out of my dick
>>224952777ok
iwnbaw
Remember when this place used to be goodNow it's the same few lifeless retards posting the same crap that a 12 year old would find funny and edgy
i’ll do everything
>>224952875show us the quality posts you've made in this thread
>>224947865Where's south Africa ?
>>224952895not an argument
>>224952895all mine>>224952630>>224952114>>224952025>>224951948>>224951700
alright anyone that wants into the wow forever brit guild, get in the discord
>>224952937lie on
why do you come here?and why do you hang around?
>>224952875hope this changes everything
Would there be any interest in a gay /Brit/ meetup?
You're a horrible incel misogynist
>>224952960i read choice posts to the gf who giggles like she gives a fuck which i appreciate because it shows she cares
>>224952960none of your fucking business
screaming
>>224952960prefer not to say
>>224953005I'm so sorry
Imagined myself having sex with you, I was in the dominant position and you were the submissive. How does that make you feel?
>>224953022what a timeline
>>224953059All warm and tingly inside
Was at the worksite today and attempted some "lad humour">Gaffer says he's away home to watch Corrie>"Hahah a bit bent that" I say>He just stares at me and no one laughsWhat the fuck did I do wrong
So, you guys like to tell jokes and giggle and kid around, huh? Gigglin' like a bunch of young broads in a schoolyard. Well, let me tell a joke. 50 year old incel, sittin' alone in his smelly bedroom in his ma's house. Wondering how the fuck he got there. "What did I do wrong? What shoulda I done? What didn't I do? It's his fault, my fault, her fault." All that bullshit. Finally he comes up with the idea, "Wait a minute. While I was young and handsome, all I did was sit around shitposting on /brit/!" Got the message?
>>224953089You were supposed to say "so this is rorke"
>>224948033Fell off the bike
>>224952960no post history. post nearly whatever i want. great interesting friendly bunch of sound lads in here at all hours of the day. people here are all down to earth plucky like minded british tommies theres not an anonymous chatroom like it anywhere else on the internet
>>224953089You're disrespecting, insulting, a higher ranking co-worker, someone who the other workers respect and like more than yourselfYou're disrespecting someone else's interests/hobbies and trying to mock them over itYou're insulting gay people and using a slur against homosexuals as an insult in a time and place where we've all grown up and moved past that and know gay people in our lives
Putting my head up a niggers arse
>>224953168Yeah but watching Corrie as a man is bent
>>224953099i wanna be mr poo why cant i be mr poo
>>224953208I suggest you gain a clue
>>224953168dogshit post destined to never be gazed upon again. do better>>224953181amazing generational zinger, the type of post that men and their ancestors will revisit on archive for years to come
>>224953237might find this hard to believe
Anyone else in the office tomorrow?
>>224953268ok but this doesnt mean black pussy is any less life changing
sir shlomo vile
it's begunyou should've had kids, dolly
>>224953290gp
working hard or hard while working?
Half 4. All the neets are drunk and having a power nap before they wake up hungover at 7. All the toilers are getting ready to drive home and spend 6 hours in a dark room posting on /brit/. And onward goes this thing of ours
>>224953238They fact you disdain actual conversation and just want the thread to be an endless slurry of manchildren desperately seeking attention by spamming their dogshit zingers with naughty words in them is exactly the reason why this general has died
>>224953285yes lad you coming to sarah's leaving drinks?
>>224953327bore on
>>224952767hate that game
leftypol and his afab nonbinary partner bumping into rorke and his black wife + 6 kids in the supermarket
>>224953334No. I was here years before you and yet your attitude has killed this place.
>>224953337grow up then
>>224953290>ok but this doesnt mean black pussy is any less life changingyes receiving a gonorrhoea diagnosis is life changing
procrastinating on the laptop, the next batch of tabs to clear... a wrench to my heart
>>224953356it really isnt
i need every bad bitch up in Anytime Fitness
>>224952114christ lad that hurt me ears could you be quiet
Bonded with my boss at work after I told him I'd been to Thailand talking about how leng the ladyboys are
>>224953376grow up ffs
Do women enjoy riding on cocks, bouncing up and down, grinding back and forth on a willy?
>>224953329hi mate sarah's died hope you finish the project today best rgeards callum your line manager
Flight to Gongaga leaves in 30 minutes and I've only gone and left my bleedin passport at home.
>>224953354grow up
>>224947865
no wonder japs are skinny all they eat is a bit of rice with a hot dog cut up to look like an octopus
>>224953426you are such an intriguing poster
anyone watch the 70 Up finale then?
Why don't you book yourself a one way ticket to Juba
>>224953268mad how this random journalist no one cares about is both important enough to have a wikipedia page, but theres also a section in it about his dogsweird world out there
>>224953405my sources say yes
>>224953444Can't be done
fell in love in tesco again award
>>224953456Hs?
*slapping my hands on the table*ktim ktim ktim
>>224953439never replies to anyone either
catberg on a mad one
>>224953465Don't know what that means
>>224953444They have the longest cocks in the world in South Sudan. More than 7 inches of meat AVG
3 litre bottle of pepsi max from home bargains down my gob
>>224953463The woman you were looking knew instinctively you are an incel freak
Playing plague Inc and calling my disease niggers
>>224953507your mum's arse patient 0
someone: *posts anything*yank: yeah but what about black penis
>>224953337I can't put it down
>>224953493honestly that is mad as the average like half of them are even longer than 7 inchesi'm about 6.5 inches and i feel pretty big compared to most white peopleto imagine me as noticeably below average is wild
>>224953493Well Rorke?
womanis the niggerof the world…think about it
>>224953440mental that they interviewed fourteen 7 year olds in 1964 and today only 2 of them are dead
>>224953532do their bbcs make you feel "less than"?
There's an Ethiopian Airlines flight leaving Heathrow tonight at 9PM, direct flight to Juba, South Sudan. One way tickets cost slightly over £1000 each.
>>224953501no need to be horrible is there
>>224951314
have a top 1% bwc but I've never had sexit was wasted on me
>>224953488"Lurk moar" I believe is the correct response to admitting your unfamiliar with board culture and terminology
new>>224951314>>224951314>>224951314
>>224953552why is it going there x
>>224953580Baited for this exact response
>>224953022you have no idea how bad things really are