Alyssa....or "Ms. Liu" if youre nasty EditionPrevious:>>224953442
>>224957504DEMON
brown women could be here
>>224957504i will never be loved and adored and beautiful
poo in liu
you know I had to do it to 'em
>>224957572This made him based in my eyes
>>224957572absolutely based
>>224957504
>>224957574i love you and adore you
>>224957574nah but maybe you could ba feared and wanted terrorist
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>>224957570where?
>>224957574https://youtu.be/aa10yl8mirk?si=l8UHLudnqUgbk7mR
>>224957645what
>>224957657https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4RQsPECTdM
Does fk still post here or is he behind vpn again
Sometimes I think I'm smart but then I fuck up something simple at my job and realize I spend all day arguing with teenagers online
>>224956880cheers, fortunately that's how I played it for the rest of the shift but once I got out the what-ifs hitnowhere to go but forwards either way innitgl in your qt pursuit anon
It's easy to think you're smart when the people around you are gibbering imbeciles.
>>224957835Yeah that was the point of my post
>>224957848It happens to everyone, don't worry. You're not alone
can we nuke /v/ already
where were you during the loudness wars?
>>224957903hes right
are any of you guys religious
I am stuck waiting for a delivery in the next 2 hours.
Gacha players are literally NPCs
>>224957903bing bing WAAAAHOOOOOO
>>224957966I wish I was
My state is so gayYou can only buy 3 handguns per 30 days so my new toy is sitting at the store for another fucking week
>>224957966I believe in an imminent golden age for humanity brought on by an AGI
>>224957663Based on a true event lol
>>224958033Genuinely hope you die
>sick as shit>bought some of pic rel for my misery>tastes almost exactly like licoricebased alert -- free game tip of the week
>>224958014I had to wait 10 business days to pick up my gat
>>224957835It's hard to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys
>>224958061That's lame. Commiefornia?Here it is usually same day.
>>224958056Fisherman's friend is the only throat lozenge you'll ever needI eat those things like candy
>>224958056Ludens is little more than candy . If you want something that doesn't taste good but will100% work, get Sucrets
>>224957985What do Swedish boy butts smell like if you sniff their butt through their underwear? My guess is something like kanelbullar and cloud berries
>>224958124>Ludens is little more than candy .it is literally helping my sore throat as I type this
>>224958090Yeah commiefuckia
>>224958128Like shit I reckon
People who want California to secede are unbelievably retarded
>>224958128i got off the bed this morning (satin black sheet)just a very noticable sliver of wetness where the centre of my cheeks sat cant imagine thats nice
>>224958128Kill yourself
oh snap, I think it's rock o' clock!
>>224958161Why? You must be Indian. Swedes don't shit themselves
did you guys even knew that the biceps is shrinking if you eat the salat?
>>224957504sure but does she poo big?
What the helly
>>224957504Stop spamming this ugly bitch
>>224958208SHE POOPS OUT OF A TEST TUBE
>>224958224reminder: THEY took this from you
>>224958224Kari could get even bigger boobs?!
if she doesnt poo big then whats the point
>>224958224I yanked the old sperm stick to this specimen countless times in my younger daysShe is still worth a load
>>224958224GenX WHORE
>>224957903He's right it's forced soul and forced gameplay and qualityslop
>>224958224Is it true then?
Meh, id still fuck her, but then again I'd fuck a catchers mitt.
>>224958224they are really struggling without grant
>>224957504Honest to God I hate myself right now at lmy age most people have a career or degree but meanwhile I failed so much >Community college Only completed 1 remedial class >Vocational training Failed the cna program >Blue collar Failed so badly at industrial roofing people still make fun of me and I was given the nick name Congress because I somehow fuck up simple tasks >RetailWas terrible at it >Hotel grounds keeperGot complaints about my attitude
>>224958224Nutbusters
>>224957966I'm a BuddhistNo I am not Indian or Chinese
>>224958358And you're an unc ass 23 year old that is almost deadI bet you have grey ball hairs
>>224958358Will you shut the fuck up? Jesus Christ, fuck off already with this whining, nobody fucking cares dude
>>224958163NoThey're rightI want it gone Muh trade muh GDP muh techI do not careGet it fucking gone I support their independenceThey can join Canada or the EU
>>224958358great gimmick
EFRO is a holy art
>>224958163Fuck em
LET ME HEAR YOUR BODY YACHT, BODY YACHT
>>224958339I never understood the appeal. She was mediocre even at peak Mythbusters popularity.
>>224958416Erotic Foot Rape Oral
>>224958389Are you that faggot who said “rebirth is just metaphorical, not literal” because you are objectively wrong about that
Which one y'all Hamburger Helper ass niggas report d my thread?
Western Buddhists tend to not even be Buddhists. They just read a few facts about Buddhism online and say “wooah bro, this shit is so enlightening bro! I’m a Buddhist now!”
Fuckin troia posed for the Nudie Cutey mags
>>224958510my best friend from childhood's dad was Buddhist, I think he really got into it as he grew older
>>224958510I knew a guy in Hawaii who walked around everywhere in Buddhist robes, white dude, don't know if he was homeless but I'd always just see him walking around Hilo
>>224958529That's one fine piece of bitch!
Mexican music be like >¡Cuidado con el negro peligroso!>Ahhhh haaaaa>*Same instrumental as the last eight songs*
>When the Buddhist says “I”
>>224958604I don't know how people can actually listen to that circus music. I mean even if you grew up with it or whatever, once you grow up and hear other kinds of music you'd think they'd ditch that lame shit
>>224958604porque son tan chud los mexicanos?
>>224958435it stands for erotic female relieving observance
>>224958642why do you think they all end up listening to rap and larping as burakku pipo?
PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
umm ur ass is permanently gaped are u ok do u need a diaper
>>224958604https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruQYDnPio8oI really had to search the depths of my playlist for this one, a Mexican posted this ITT long ago and it's always stuck with me, it's very moody and kind of beautiful
>>224958680its good to be black
>>224958680Didn’t rape music die after the USAID funding got pulled? No one actually liked it
Why yes I do listen to Rape Music
What’s the greatest album of all time?
>>224958770If rape died, then who was phone???
>>224958358I respect that you tried, it takes miracle for me to get off my ass and do anything
>>224958797>gabagool? fuggedaboudit! it's nuttin' but all' assassina for me!
St Regis Chicago
>>224958821
>>224957966I'm in RCIA
>>224958821Wishbone Ash - Argusif you've ever asked yourself whether hard rock could be smooth, that album will answer your question
if you take magnesium oxide and psyllium husk youll poo mega big
>>224958860Regis and Kathy Lee
I liked anime in 2017 before it was cool
Everything bad about my Louie is objectively my own fault
>>224957570being brown is only bad if ur indian
>>224958821ljudi i bogovi
>>224958918https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9u2rP8ecgE
Young Kathy Lee Gifford isy kind of woman, knockout trophy wife with a winning smile. God, so hot
>>224958947Eeeehhhhhhhhhhhhh........ Not really but kinda ..
>>224958900You reminded me of Kelly Ripa. I'd nuke all of South Asia for her hand in marriage
if this zinc doesn't shorten my cold I'm finna blast myself
>>224959016Kelly Raper? I hardly know her
>>224959029It’s guaranteed to help you blast cum at least
What’s an acceptable age gap
>>224959075I am a khv and do not watch porn or masturbateif I ever make fuck I will be like a fire hose of semen
>>224959112>khv>not khhvDid you get a hug or your hand held?
>>224959105In Canada, IIRC “Romeo and Juliet laws” make it so people within two years of each other can’t be prosecuted for purported pedophilia, like the retarded possible situation of a 16yo being prosecuted for dating a 15yo (16 being AOC in leafistan)
>>224958821Shmurda She Wrote - Bobby Shmurda
Weedman is on the way.
>>224959016Another knockout trophy wife. Bitch had like 7 kids and still had a body that was tight as fuck
>>224959044Sexiest milf ever with her Latino hunk husband
>>224958947lil bro really tried to sneak pakis in there too
Murder She Raped
>>224959235He could do better
>>224959235>RipaHo brutta notizia pe te, Juan Carlos
>>224959167I've been hugged by women platonically I'm not particularly ugly or anything, just autistic but I'm learning to channel it into unwarranted confidence
>>224959230>>224959235Not even a top 10 milf, you're exaggerating way too much here
>>224959262Try answering the phone with "Speak" instead of hello. You will have great success in life doing this
>>224959229PROCEEDS THE WEEDIAN - NAZARETH!
>>224959251Why would he want to. She's got multi millions of dollars. >>224959269Stunad, she's in her mid 50s. That body is unheard of in broads that old
>>224959292my cold open is simply>yeah?
>>224959312Yep.
It’s really astonishing how you can build a relationship with a woman and then she ghosts you over the smallest ick
/cum/ fucking sucks now jason was right to leave
Holy fucking shit you people have the worst tastes in women imaginable. EVERY TIME someone posts a woman it’s ALWAYS an ugly fucking horse
>>224959295MASSIVE BASED!!!
>>224959312>That body is unheard of in broads that oldNo tits and no ass, she's just got low body fat which is rare in North America because everyone is a fatass. Nothing to go crazy for.
>>224959372I’ve been posting here since 2019 and it more or less feels the same. Just no more /cum/ personalities
>>224959354yep but it's because she's not really attracted to you
>>224959416It is if I get off to thatYou people need to learn about types
>>224959424so did you just wake up one day and decide to save a bunch of clips of a pedophile on your computer to post randomly on 4chan?
I’ll never forgive 4chan for what they did to Rick and Morty
I think it will be hard to bring girls to my home real quick to fuck em because I started living by my own on the edge of the city where the neighbourhood doesn't look comfy. I know the chicks could be afraid of that and they will never come over to a dude who lives in such irrelevant district. This shit makes me a bit insecure and anxious bros.
>>224959456
>>224959105I thought this was a meme but the zoomers at my work are unironically like this irl
>>224959462Did you have any trouble getting women before?
>>224959485I’m 24 and I wouldn’t mind dating an 18 year old but I won’t because I know the massive amount of pushback I’ll get from it
Urdu? Man what kinda crazy ass fuckass language is that mang
>>224959510Anybody who is actually concerned about this irl is a terminally online loser. Like WTF
>>224959529it's arabized Hindi, idk if it's a real language
We're all gonna make it
>>224958910I was big into Danganronpa back in 2017
>>224959510Every year that goes by it only gets worse, take advantage of that shit NOW
The thing about being ugly is that even other ugly people can’t help but hate you. There is no ugly people solidarity
>>224959537My nigga I know for a fact people in this town would fucking hound me for that shit
>>224959556True, in fact I've already made it and am just waiting for the rest of yall at the finish line.
>>224959556One digit off from trips Were all going to die
>>224959556YES! WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT! WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT ALL THE TIIIIIIME!
>>224959579That's such a stupid thing to be afraid of but whatever
Just bought a thirty-dollar lottery game online
>>224959662I lost Dubs and I buy another
>>224957645idgi
>>224959699I won Dubs and I buy more
>>224959662why would you do this when you can simply spin slots like a real nigga (me)
>over 74,997 Palestinians reported killed in Gaza since 10/7
>>224958358>Failed so badly at industrial roofing people still make fun of me and I was given the nick name Congress because I somehow fuck up simple tasks KEK
>>224959766I lost Dubs and I buy another >>224959775Cause I could win 800k, slots are chump change
>>224959742https://youtu.be/jd95dufYBrU
>>224959833I lost Dubs and I buy another
>>224958358>made fun of, fuck everything upYa man that's everybody. Nobody's any good at most jobs worth doing right out of the gate. You just have to keep at it. That's largely why you will get made fun of, to try and filter out the freaks that take a little razzing and can't cope
>>224959869I don't often listen to Blompf, and I was kinda shocked at how Noo Yawk his speech really is
>>224959105>highschool senior dating a highschool sophomore is now pedophiliaPeople really need to get off the internet.
>>224959933They all sound like that lmao
First cheek hurt now tongue
>>224959896Play that rocket game instead
>>224960002anaphylaxis
New York anon thread theme https://youtu.be/qA7RgCib8kE
>>224959833>>224959896Incredibly boring life you must lead
>>224957709The latter but he's been here less frequently overall
>>224959869But what does that have to do with furries?
>>224959933Most East Coasterians sound like that.
Pete byrne from naked eyes died ):
>>224959292You can also get some of this energy just by changing the intonation of your “hello.” If you go from higher tone to lower tone (i.e. as a statement), it sounds more self-assured and confident, as opposed to saying it like a nervous valley girl question with rising tone
>>224960137We have a furfag in this general but fortunately most people ignore it
>>224960029I lost
>>224960197Still doesn't answer the question.
>>224960182how about naked guys
>>224960218How about not? That always turns into lemonparty if you give it enough time
>>224960207No, not the bingo one. The game where you have to bet how long the rocket will fly
>>224960217It is the answer, freakazoids with stupid fetishes always need to spam that here unprovoked for no reason because it's their fetish
>>224960053I guess I am burdened with listening to nothing but the smoothest music in life, mmm-MMM
Harvey Weinstein got a 15 year sentence today. He will definitely die in prison
>>224960266I love those crash games
>>224960287Much like how trannies on discord have to announce their gender identity unprompted many times just so they can feel like everyone's buying it
>>224960329What if Orange Golem gives him a presidential pardon on the way out
>>224960356Exactly
>>224960372Well, it would be fitting, but not a good look for his movement given the circumstances
>>224958821Fleetwood Mac - Tusk
why does this general exist?you mfs got the whole rest of this website to post on
>>224960408>Why does this general exist?Because you touch your penis at night
>>224960402Didn't this break up the band cause it was so shitty?
>>224960408We want intimacy and familiarity
>>224960402that's the sound of Lindsey fucking with the American public after releasing a massively successful masterpiece of smoothness. I can't name a single good track off Tusk.
>>224960417That's him done
>>224960422Not at all, they went on for 10 years after it came out, and released 2 more albums.
Thoughts on Phoenix/Scottsdale?
>>224960434>I can't name a single good track off Tusk.First you said Mazzy Star suck, and now this.Tusk has 20 songs and ALL of them are good to great. It is a masterpiece. Lindsey Buckingham is fucking based for forcing the band to go experimental after making the most popular album ever made
>>224960447
>>224960372Big Harv was a major Democratic donor, so unlikely.
>>224960402How about Fleetwood PC
>>224960447Suburbia in an oven. A place that should not exist and the most sovlless big city in America.
>>224960519FLEETWOOD FC, YA MUNTER OI OI OI
>>224960543You spent time there? Seems super comfy/luxurious.
>>224960554screaming
It’d be nice if the US had an Atlantic coastal chuddie state that experienced winter and was mostly White
Can we hope post?
>>224960641No God pleaseNo more chuds
>>224960643Hope Solo’s nasty pussy?
>>224960641It’s called Maine
>>224960539
>>224960682?
>>224960676is there something...sTrAnGe in those woods?
>>224960676Packed with Somalis and Hispanics tbqh
>>224960641All the New England states are the White majority brand of leftism, like Quebec or Scotland.
>>224960710Quebecers aren't Hispanic though. I mean they are, but yeah
>>224960676Kumala won the popular vote, Maine has fallen
slept for 2 hours
they call me the louis vuitton don
Fakecel^
>>224960482top kek, old school KOTH is unmatched. funny that Bobby is voiced by a woman too.
I’m truecel ngl
>>224960710Maybe in the cities I guess. 70% of babies born are white which is a lot better than most states
>>224960482I thought it got hot in Texas too
>>224960763He isn't beating the fakecel allegations
>>224960752Nobody calls you that nor will ever call you that therefore your post is entirely pointless and a lie
>>224957504BWC
Texas is majority HispanicHow could we let this happen
And the beaners are gonna start fighting the Jeets because they "don't want their kind here" when they're both invaders
Any females ITT trying to get some suck in?
>>224960831Jason has more flattering photos than that, but this will always be the gemmiest
>>224960874Fuck off nobody cares
Apparently they do so heroin in Iran
>>224960865hi
>>224960874Don't go we love you
Somebody posted a video of naked white women dancing for old Chinese dudes and it stayed up for a long time
wonder what jasons mom is like, what does she think of the loli art he has on the wall
>>224960874I care thanks for posting
>>224960891Discordschizo, how are you?
>>224960861>t. Comanche BVLL
>>224960900Big fan of those giant round glasses. But only in 2D. They look tacky irl
>>224960874I remember this guy from when I was here years ago. He liked to drink milk. Nigga is weirder than I thought
>>224960917She literally recorded that video for him to show his alleged 6ft height
>>224960915I didn't see that video. Now I am curious.
>>224960935DAS RITE
>>224960947He's been gone for over a year and still gets brought up every day
>>224960969He’s just that powerful
>>224960947I like to drink milk, it's great for hydration
Redbull is so much better than milk
>>224960959I'm sure it's on the archive
>>224960969Because there's a lolcow vacuum that needs filling in /cum/
Monster both tastes better and it's cheaper
Jason made it okay to be white
Did hurricane season skip us this year?
>>224960942They are sexy irl
>>224960915If you don't put the nudes in the OP janny sometimes lets you keep them up until the thread archives, just not in /cum/. We got a mod that watches this place like a hawk.
in fact, I drank almost 1l of chocolate milk yesterday as a hangover cure
being a lolcow without being obnoxious is a rare trait to have
Monster just makes you hyper Red Bull has quality ingredients that affect mentAl performance
>>224961006A certain Canadian in this general says he wouldn’t have sex with that
>>224960986Same bro. Will still try that white wine seltzer mix you recommemded when at the store next. Hopefully it's not as heavy on the stomach as what I've been drinking.
>>224960969Well I hope he turned from that weird nigga shit and is doing good in his catholic faith
Monster is only good mixed with Guinness
Is it true Brazil poster has a 15 inch white penis soft?
>>224961089Wasn't me, I love ethnic women. The men can die though.
>>224961006>>224957572
>>224961151Size is right but it's black
>>224961126nah, it goes down smooth a kittycat suckling on its' mother's tit, you dig?
>>224960710That's Minnesota, which also has tons of SEAmonkeys for some reason.
My heart is my guide
My dick is mine
Food poisoning
>>224961244I got food poisoning once from mall Chinese food
>>224961193Sounds good & hopefully. Drinking vodka with orange juice gets way too acidic on the stomach over time.
The approval is low with this one
Some QT waitresses at the sushi place today
I won’t go quietly
sadscaredor somethingidk anymorejust in a really bad place mentallyi wish i don't wake up tommorow
>>224961349You could have asked her out
>>224961349Happened to me once and it seemed like one flirted with me but my mom was there and I was really quiet and embarrassed and they both laughed at me. It was a skinny Latina in yoga pants.
Seeing lefties call Incan child sacrifices "ethical" is always hilarious.
Hipsters, flipsters, and finger-poppin' daddies: knock me your lobes.
i miss what's her name
>>224961424This but circumcision
>>224961440phoebe
>>224961447le chud face guy is looking good
>>224961458>female circumcision is heckin' evil>male circumcision if fine tho' teeheeFoids are the Jewish footsoldiers
>>224961378I have felt the same way many times but better days come. It will pass, you won't feel like complete shit every day & good things will eventually happen, realistically. Enjoy & be content with food & drink & get sun sometimes nigga. It's good for the eyes to see the sun. Go for a walk even if we gotta talk on audio call. Imagine if you're in prison now, there's still a bright side to the shittiest darkest days. Hang in there nigga.
It's whatever
>>224961447'member when they were boiling plastic bags for the chemicals when their hormones were banned? Lol
Mont keepin' it real
Are Ford cars good
>>224961586brands dont matter as much as individual models
>>224961586A lot of the pickmup trucks and stands are ok, but most of their commuter cars and crossovers are shitboxes
>>224961594I'm thinking of getting a Fiesta. 2020 maybe
NEW>>224961626
>>224961586Ye
