lady barber edition
>>224977266simply don't go to any barber which isn't a middle eastern man unless you want to get your shit fucked up
yougov is a Tory funded poll apparently
>>224977305>>224977315didn't give you permission to take my imagegive it back right now
dating app toil urge risingi mustn't. i can't.
I don’t go to the barber. I just let it grow then shave it off once it gets to me shoulders, people over complicate the simple things in life
studying my environment, learning, and then adapting
>>224977327
>Calories in>Calories out>REM sleepIt's that simple folx
>Former England striker Andy Carroll has revealed he was sexually assaulted by a man in 2021.
If I don't get a gf in the next 2 years my status as a pseudo-normie is fucked
>>224977327*rapes you*
>>224977337so half the time people laugh at you for unkempt long hair and the other half they laugh at you for being bald
>>224977312Only go to barbers of Italian heritage called Marco
>>224977312what about turks?
Feel completely jaded with pornIt's a nasty feeling
>>224977355got handsy with andy did he?
>>224977345
>>224977356Can't believe she's had to get a bigger board
>>224977363I don’t base my life around a fear of being laughed at.
£800 company bonus just announced de lads oh wow it lush that's a whole *does the maths* 1.5% wowwwww what an experience!
>>224977356really not a fan of all that new white space that's been added. doesn't bode well does it
>>224977366>>224977365I count all of the above in the same group and i will go to them
>>224977395the veracity of this statement depends entirely on what you look like. the problem is that there is a 99% chance you are an ugly runt so it's not based at all.
I'm traveling to London for vacation later this week. Going to look at cathedrals with my dad, anything I should know? Are the wrong think memes real or blown out of proportion?
Brothersteins bar mitzvah this weekend Cbf like
>>224977398And almost 800 migrants crossed the Channel in highest daily total for 2026. That's a pound for every migrant.
>>224977278have this exact desk
>>224977398Nobody gives a fuck. We're mere flesh automatons. Calories in. Calories out. And your REM sleep. Simples.
>>224977433Leave your watch at homeKeep your phone in your pocketKeep your eyes on the floorDo NOT leave the tourist zonesFollow these rules and you might make it out alive
Doing a poo and will use the included bidet after, not you bothered to ask
>>224977440the standing one? is it sturdy enough to keep a large pc tower on one end?
>>224977425I don’t really care if I’m ugly or not, that is up for others to decide. I am comfortable with who I am and what I look like, it causes me no turmoil.
>>224977446scleaming
>>224977436Phwoaaaaaaar can't wait for the tax I pay on it to go straight in their pockets
>>224977460again, based if you have a normal life, grim if you're a shut in incel freak
>>224977458yeah don't see why you would think it wouldn't be unless your pc is the size of a car
>>224977446Those potatoes scare me, look too intelligent for my liking
might get a standing desk
consider
standing desk woman sex arse
NEW BREAD GANG VIDEOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G02GlczJkbQWE'RE ALL IN HEREhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G02GlczJkbQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G02GlczJkbQ
might get a pc the size of a car
>>224977509no I don't watch zoomer youtubers I prefer fellow old dusty geezers
i watch food videos as i eat, it helps me imagine i am eating something better than the slop i cook
>>224977478it seems there two sizes of these "IDASEN" desks. do you have the large one with the button to turn into a standing desk? normal one is 250, standing one is 500. is it worth paying double for standing?sorry for all questions but it's a lot of money so would appreciate info
>>224977433>Are the wrong think memes real or blown out of proportion?genuinely not sure what you mean by thisall you really need to be aware of is don't walk around gawping at the map on your phone constantly if you don't want it to be snatched
I've got a standing desk at home but the motor's fucked so I have to hand crank it like an old car window
>>224977355some fag prob slapped his arse while clubbing
>>224977448Well that's foreboding. Thanks I guess
just completed all four seasons of Black Sails
>>224977494idea proportions for a woman
Getting raped and killed then put in a burlap sack and set on fire
>>224977476Your attitude is what's grim here
ordering booze off uber eats in order to spend my £25 voucher
>>224977433There is only one cathedral in London. Seems like you havent planned your trip very well
>>224977518They're early-mid thirties living a "travelling in the hostels" lifestyle. The very same lifestyle Incels in /brit/ say is reserved for under 25s.
>>224977546corr lovely mate. you getting a little brown man to bring it as well?
>>224977476Am not a shut in, I don’t blame people who are it’s their choice but personally I’d be so bored if I couldn’t go out and do adventures and meet people, id blow my brains out in a month
COME ON... NEEEIIIGH!
>>224977521mine goes up and down but i keep it upstanding desks are gimmicky you either like them or you don't personally i don't like keeping a chair in my incel cave because it makes the floor space feel bigger
>>224977546Reminds me I've got tonnes of credit in Uber Eats from work for my lunches that I never use. Maybe I'll use it for tea tonight.
>>224977509>pre covid UK vidsdoesn't feel like 6 years
my whole life is about getting tanked up on cheap booze i go to work and spend all day thinking about getting tanked up on cheap booze and then i come home and do housework and make dinner and then i kill time bored out of my skull waiting for it to get to 11pm and then i get tanked up on cheap booze and then i wake up thinking about how i got tanked up on cheap booze again
>>224977558of course mate. I have the voucher, I have to spend it, I have to summon the brown man to collect it and deliver it to me. it's part of the uber eats experience
>>224977599Tell your mates, not us.
>>224977599why wait until 11pm?
>>224977617but you are... never mind*curls up in the corner gently sobbing*
>>224977617You don't know what other people are going through so be nice ok lad
>>224977599this except i start drinking at 11am
>>224977599Right, so you've got a passionNow you need to monetise itMay I suggest a youtube channel
>>224977433Ironically London is the safest it’s ever been. The memes would be right if it were still the 1945-2010, now its as safe as Legoland (and just as plastic).Part of me wishes it was still grimey and dangerous so I can buy a massive townhouse in Islington for pennies.
>>224977644he'll be seasideMARK's wee little mini-me in no time
nth for the holodem
>>224977522Are thefts that common? >>224977554Dad planned it, going to museums and stuff too. Traveling up north for a few days, York or something. Also going to look at Tolkiens grave. He's decided he's an alcoholic a while back so I guess that means no pubs unfortunately.
>>224977659based department
might get an escort soon
belgian buns
>>224977664>Are thefts that common?well no, but they are the most common thing tourists fall afoul of, so if you were going to take care over anything it would be that
wringing out a fish's oil direct into my mouth
Don't care about anything anymore>>224977777
>>224977673x
umm
Fucking hell leftypol stop being woke!
>>224977819sad bastard
>>224977312gotta be careful not to get tricked by asians disguised as lebs too
>>224977765jodie taylor
colegialas chileanas
>>224977765JAV tier tomfoolery
whys it always anal??
>>224977821tell him not us
>>224977852sadder bastard
>>224977850can't get pregnant if you rape their arses
Black bitch Kemi is trying to take away my booze and fags
>>224977842um
>had a hyper realistic dream I was shagging my fiance's sisterWhat did brainberg mean by this
I genuinely hate you with all my heart. You’re a nasty little monster.
>>224977850jews love promoting sodomyit desensitizes the porn addicts to faggot sex, making faggotry more acceptable in their eyes
>>224977842risky google search
>>224977886whomst?
>>224977894
>>224977870You can tell she's on that Egyptian pyramid electrolysis brine za
>>224977759ktim
>>224977922He's talking about you >>224977886
>>224977894Israel WonIslam lostIran lostmuhammed was a nonceget over it you ''Mediterranean'' mystery meat
>>224977433Go to temple church evongsong on a Wednesday
why do i see someone mention "zainichi" every time something bad happens in japan?why do they blame everything on koreans?is it an /int/ meme or a japanese joke or something?
partitioning poland for umptieth time
Really need a standing desk my back is getting rekt from working in an office
>meeting>made the autistic girl do the update form her teamNot nice is it
>>224977978good post
>>224977850more degrading
>evongsong
>>224977969thanks
Just had an ideaImagine if they made two versions of the same film, but with slight differences, significant enough to be noteworthy but not so significant that it changes the plot or anything, and screenings of film were random, so some people would see version A and others version BThen they could argue all the time because they watched the same film but people remember different versions of it
finally, can't wait to earn the big bucks after watching this
>>224977915The vile lying cunt currently posting.
One life, it’s worth an attempt
>>224977992Rolf Harris?
anglicans can get fuckedworst denomination in existence
I love vagueposting
>>224977992rule #1 is don't get high on your own supply, tubby
>>224978022*awards you*
my neighbour gave me some apples that he grewhope they're not poisoned or he wants to shag me up the arse !
>>224977630because 10 units in an hour is enough gets a good buzz on before bed otherwise you end up with cirrhosis jobless lying in your own sick like this geezer >>224977640
>>224978060hey i wfh
>>224977988think /tv/ already gets into a fuss over snyder's directors cuts
Gwan Harshika!Do it for Mayo!
>>224978060this could be the plot of a movie in its own right
4chan.ORG
>>224978104she is true oirish trew and trew
>>224978052-Eve to Adam
>>224978052don't eat them they've got sedatives and he's going to rape you once you're incapacitated
>>224978115didn't read anything about arse-shagging in yhe binble
>>224978022vague posting is handy when you need an emotional outlet
>>224978129umm sodom
>>224978121scream
>>224978146oh yeahskipped over that cos it felt too woke
What's it like in Ireland?Well, Big John, I'll tell you
>>224978121
>>224978164think the koran has some too
>>224978121me after binging on liveleak and suchlike
>>224977433You're not going on holiday to have spend it engaging in political debates, and if you are you deserve to get locked up. Just call down lad. Eat some fish and chips, avoid the undesirables, see some historic stuff, go to the amazing museums
>>224978176I heard she actually starved to death
>>224978121GTA NPC behaviour
>>224978176mousey catches his next meal
>>224978176this would happen to me and I'd end up in some gay rape dungeon
>>224978183mental how true this is
>>224977448Stop this dumb crap.this is how misconceptions spread and people believe weird things like this.OP don't listen, the UK is extremely safe. Where you're from us like more dangerous
>>224977664>no pubs unfortunately.Grim
crackhead walked in front of my car angrily asking why I'm following himI go to that area for work, if he has a crackhead meltdown and fucks up my new car and/or murders me I'm gonna be pissed
>>224977467Danny Tommo
im going to London in a couple of weeks but im English so i will be fine
>>224977436Tommy Robinson
>>224977486KEK
Missus' holiday has just been cancelled. That's a week of wanking and /brit/ I had planned down the swanny.Fucks SAKE
Her eyes are very slightly off level
>>224978270who's going to tell him?
>>224978121iz it cos am black
>>224977494That one looks luxurious. Must've been expensive
>>224978287i would have the exact same reaction. add a bit of drinking in there too.
>>224978287break up with her and discover your prostate
>>224978292tell me what? :)
don't know how fat people have the courage to go outside. no offense to any fat people reading.
Wish I had A10 eyes. Got muddy hazel eyes basically look niqqr tier
>UK ONLY - Do Not Recyclewhat?
>>224978325>
>>224978327mine are close to thisblack women like them
>>224978328Meant to be sold in the UK onlyYou got illegal oreos
>>224977546Should've got Chinese, WAY more satisfying. What a waste. You're a joke
>>224978328someone needs to watch chris spargo's latest video
Tranny posting mong relapsing again
>>224978361>closeTo enter into Agartha, there is a biometric eye scanner
>>2249783462nd pic looks like he's being announced for bayern munich
>>224977576Is it possible to call the animal and tell him to leave it there after he's "picked" it up. I'd get it myself so some vile organism hasn't touched my food.I don't know how you nasty lads order from them
>>224978406*stares back*
I don't have any eyes
>>224978428yes this is why I'm buying booze and not takeaway, I don't want the brown fella to be touching my food
britain is dead
do you have to tip if it's a voucher
>>224977599That sounds really stupid, you wait until 23.00? So what time do you finally retire to bed? And what time must you rise in the morning?
>>224978346
Am I still English?Long story short. I’m in my 30s and have just had a heart-breaking discovery. I did a DNA ancestry test and it revealed my dad is not my biological father. The parentage I believed was that my mother was South East Asian and my father was English. The DNA results show that 100% of my DNA comes from my mum’s country. I have 0% European or British/English ancestry. I was actually born in my mums country but have lived in the UK since I was about 4. I don’t identify with my mum’s country but always identified with being half of her ethnicity and half English. I know now that I have none of that English ethnicity. I also know I’m not half white as I thought I was. I’m fully Asian. It’s devastating. I love my dad so much and I love this country incredibly. It’s always been my home. I don’t know anywhere else. I was proud to be ethnically English/Anglo-Saxon.
/brit/ I don't think God is real I'm sorry ok
>britain is dead
>>224978493thats fine ok
>>224977739Got a locking satchel bag, but yeah I probably would end up gawking at my phone at some point. >>224978188Yeah I get paranoid sometimes, you're right, I'm looking forward to it. >>224978234Used to live in a small town (village?) of 1800, never locked my door when I was out because I didn't want to bother with the key. Never had a problem. But I get your point, probably equivalent danger to big cities here. >>224978240Maybe I'll go in the evening? It is grim>>224977938What's this? Choir practice? >Six pointed star and crescent moon captcha Hmmmm
>>224978494they are as British as vindaloo curry ok
>>224978492how the fuck could this spadefaced jungle dwelling monkey have got to his 30s without realising he wasn't white
By Azura the champion of the Arena is back!
>>224978459Ah I see, you are very smart. And you knew the later comment was also mine, you're clever
>>224978536s
some cave paintings are actually quite good and realistic looking
>>224978646This reminds me that some cave paintings are actually quite good and realistic looking
>>224978536who believes this shite every single reddit post is just made up stories for engagement farming and the drooling tedditmongs love it
>>224978518>What's this? Choir practice?It's a sung sermon, the choir at temple is particularly good and the acoustics are some of the best in the cityGo across the road to ye olde Cheshire cheese for a pint afterwards
>>224978646
always have the rising need to wank off when im regularly lifting
>The Hollywood ultra-agent Ari Emanuel says he begins his day at 4am with forty minutes of stretches, followed by breath work, sauna, meditation, an ice plunge and infrared light therapy. He then moves onto breakfast: a protein shake and (to remedy bad gut bacteria) a cup of live worms. it's made him a millionaire will you do it.
If you see a man aggressively shouting at his wife or partner in public, would you say anything?
>>224978675is he the guy from entourage
>>224977266Kind of pathetic my only friends in school was a raven who I used to feed and some ducks who used to get excited when they saw me
>>224978683No it's his god given right
>>224978683I dont go into public
>>224978690Ari Gold (the Entourage one) was based on him yeah
>>224978683
>>224977937You worship the blue elephant from diddy kong racing
>>224978328could be compostable with the right treatment, or could be recyclable with a treatment or to a spec that isn't in use in the UK.
>>224978675no i'm not a business kind of guy
>>224978683I'd offer my support...to the MAN!
>>224975112wouldn't be allowed that these days would you yeah due to the woke that's right due to the woke https://i.4cdn.org/int/1790250773295832.webm
>>224978755Based!
woke this woke that nigga woke outside and get yourself a new gimmick!!!
>>224978755holy fuckin shit so based
>>224978793how about you get yourself a job
>>224978494Service Ontario queue downtown Toronto (Victoria St. North of King?) - probably lining up to fakelaki themselves some truck licenses with airbrake endorsements.
>>224978764not on at all that
desexualise breasts now
>>224978683Hey! Hey asshole! Can you keep your raging domestic down to a violent whisper? My chinks are trying to sleep.
>>224978764right that's really just not on behaviour from either of them
>>224978489bed around half 12 get up at half 8 totally sober by 9
still thinking about which part (1-9) of the woman lying down i would choosewould love to suck on her tits and kiss her but also her arsehole and feet looked scrumptious
You need to be raped to death
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1790261366138639.webm
>>224978879forgot to add: i can do this with wife at any time but the girl in the photo is much younger and fitter i'm afraid to say
>>224978726fartscreaming!!!!>taj
>>224978730You oughta know, sweetie
>>224978683yeah I'd say dominohohoes
>>224978888she died btw
>>224978764right thats ummy
the russians are getting a bit mental arent they
Do brits love this songhttps://youtu.be/z_YMqcLmsq0
>>224978888sc
>>224978910yeah hit by a bus after making a full recovery from this particular incident (another covid death)
amazon now needs 40 fucking pounds for free delivery
>>224978917why
>>224978888never seen it with that audio
The experience of becoming aware that another person sees you, causing you to suddenly experience yourself as an object in their perception, rather than simply as a free subject. This can produce shame or self-consciousness because you cannot control how you exist in their eyes.
>>224978939what? no they dont?
>>224978947
>>224978906I can't say that composting and recycling programs of European nations have ever crossed my mind before. Are you going to make me try to navigate to a non-AI oasis in this dead internet to beg for an answer, or are you willing to share?
>>224978943*Rapes you into the third dimension*
21y old Tranny (MtF) from Glasgow with wishes of leaving. Pre op and pre HRT. Trans Rights are Human Rights!
>>224978957this looks shopped
>>224978988figured it out. one item was not eligible for free delivery
>>224978869That's probably even worse than staying up all night drunk. So you spend your money and ruin your liver to enjoy your life for one and a half hours a day
>>224978988it's online shopping yeah
>>224979012haha we like to have fun around here
>>224978968*Existentially penetrates you into the fourth dimension*
>>224978201I don't think having survival instincts is NPC npc behavior is seeing a crowd of black teens and not crossing the street because you don't want to appear racist
>>224978888what are you supposed to do in this situation if you are the person recording? you can't exactly stop yourself from crashing into her can you?
me when they ask if I can show the new zoomer around at toil
had a dream where I took part in a fantasy larp in my favourite part of town with my childhood friends and classmates
>>224979012chuckling
>>224979026*rapes you and starts beating you during the rape like a boss*
might start a psychological campaign of winding up that sperg that always points out that people wait for the new thread to post their "dogshit zingers". I suspect he's actually got Asperger's syndrome so shouldn't be too difficult to bully him
>>224978888KEK thank you so much, I needed that. And so did she. Imagine having to ride around starting at the back of your floppy unconscious slag mate after knocking her out. What do you even do?
>>224978956>>224978982>>224979011>>224979047Mousey on a normal one
>>224979043he wasn't even the green goblin yet here, he just hated her at first sight.
>>224979033the context for that video is that the guy recording felt that the party in front of him on the alpine rollercoaster were deliberately going too slow (applying their brakes excessively) to annoy him and ruin his experience. So he purposefully rammed this woman. In reality it was probably some middle age woman just being cautious, perhaps taking in the scenery.
ding ding
this is in Chelmsford ok
>>224979092Is that what you think is happening in that webm? Him hating her?
get the undersized corsets posted
who was the most successful rapist of all time
>>224979117they hate to see people having funthey in this context is /brit/
>>224979095oh well that changes things
>>224979134you won't know them
>>224979117go on, i'll give the chubby at the end a knobbing
>>224979134has to be genghis khan
>>224979130why is there no symmetry with the girl and boy example
>>224979134donald trump
>>224979134Genghis Khan probably, depending on how you define things
>>224979167because a retarded zoomer made it
>>224979134rapelad
just been diagnosed with smelly willy syndrome by the five great guys at Sheffield university
>>224979134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlgIVPi_BQI
You see in Zoomer culture, pretending to be a schizophrenic and deeply mentally ill is a form of absurdist comedy. Zoomers value meta, ironic and post-ironic communication as it distinguishes them from their generational counterparts. It should be noted however, that the "jokes" aren't particularly funny, Zoomers are aware that its not funny, but they like to *pretend* that saying unfunny things, is funny.
>>224979186just the five great guys? was the plus one not there?
>>224979117heading to chemmy to rape some spergs
>>224979134that indonesian guy who used to drug lads in the gay village manchester
>>224979119he is disgusted by her and sees her as a whore.
>>224979117The furry is only second in most embarrassing to the bloke who appears to really think he is Captain America
>>224978962It was a sopranos reference, I don't fucking know or care enough to research it. Just a lil funny joke
>>224979206in Ian culture, jokes revolve around a person slipping on a banana peel but not getting hurt
husaberg fe390
>>224979261>singling out the most normal person therewoah you're so contrarian and different and your opinion is so unique
>>224979250he's ogling her
>>224977266Who is that?
uh oh lil zoomie just brought up the sopranos
>>224979270Never watched much of the show. I live in Woodbridge - I can just walk outside and see negative Italians being negative Italian stereotypes.
>>224979275gp
>>224979270
>>224979275did your dad rape you when you were younger
>>224979309Have a heart attack, why don't you?
>>224979335no he didn't why do you ask?
>>224979362>>224979362>>224979362
>>224979348i just detect a bit of resentment in his attitudes towards the older generations and feels like it comes off the back of something that may have happened to him. zoomers have a little boy/dad dynamic complex about them
>>224979337don't mind if I do*dies*
>>224979372i reckon you're reading far too deeply into an Ian post
