latex edishold: >>224981660
>>224983428Would you be willing to agree that Charles is an old bastard?
dont gimme dat swine flu
5 star posts only, this is the one, lets goooooo
Dr. Incel Flat
your neet friend on a thursday afternoon
got banned from r/simpsons for reminding everyone that episodes exist outside of Seasons 3-9
rorke fighting for a colourblind meritocracy
toilberg, in a breathtaking act of selflessness, contributed to the noble cause of ensuring that ordinary people might one day retire with enough money to afford £2 a litre diesel and heat their homes. truly, a towering humanitarian..
a lot of bloody boring batard benchod blogging posts in the last thread is it??
Sir Stock Piler
>>224983488start your phd you lazy sow
my message for /brit/
>>224983497got banned from all of reddit for being racist against gypsies
>>224983497prefer 2 to 3, don't >> me
rorke's dream
still daylight, thought it would be dark by now. what's going on
>>224983488she looks like an autistic csgo player from finland
>>224983521uh oh got distracted
>>224983488I need Ruby to keep me as her personal cumslave
he really hates being called boring
poo
>>224983526Hi
>>224983502a mealy mouthed post
got banned from life because i disagreed with a black person
>>224983549hellox
>>224983488she stares at my willy just like this
>>224983544hmm well i need to keep ruby as my personal cumslaveso it seems we've arrived at an impasse
nth for the gyaldem
you'd have to be properly mentally ill to be a homosexual im sorry even a lifetime of pro-homo propaganda cannot block the reality that some men out there think it is sexy and really hot to stick their penis into the hairy an shitcoated bumhole of another man. That is mental illness, pure and simple
Look on the bright side. If you lot had gfs then we never would have met :)
>>224983428what's her name x
>>224983542
>>224983466How exactly am I a narcissist?
waiting for a post i can really get on board with
>>224983497Got banned from /r/HarryPottet fir saying "I like JK Rowling"
fuck off you cunt
is it
DON'T submit to them Burndog you are strong you are a warrior
>>224983570twinks and femboys i get but big burly men is madness
>>224983570What about a clean, hairless arse though
>>224983570what about lesbians
>>224983504>>224983612pensionmong multi-thread melty
deary me
>>224983613burnham frantically googling whether or not greeks count as black
protestmong indian melty special
The 5.21% interest rate on my newly purchased first home on a busy main road ends on November 2027
Bill Gates, the Democrats, the EU, and the new world order
consider the nogger black
>>224983527Yeah sure why not
>>224983645should be illegal
>>224983578>Meticulously arranged my social media persona to appear as an alluring, tasteful guy with a great taste in music and art.also, "to appear as"
is it sar
>>224983637rorke when black people support england:
We are in a K shaped economy
Love britsHug britsProtect britsFeed britsKiss britsSave britsHire britsHeal brits
>>224983650when do the boring posts about your newly purchased first home end?
>>224983645Bottom left's the best
contract my brow too much when I'm recalling info at the back of my mind. can make maintaining eye contact difficult
>>224983673>non-apple emojis
>>224983658for me it's diggers
>>224983637footymongs weeping and coating their bedrooms with piss
>>224983645handsfull of girlies
Tally hi lads I'm on the kerry agai N igge t that u love mudkips?
>>224983688I am stuck on the vertical line
>>224983688seems like more of a K head economy if you ask me
mad how SHITE Berlin is
>>224983689hate britsignore britsattack britsstarve britspunch britsabandon britsavoid britshurt brits
>>224983668How is that narcissistic?
>>224983714what does this meanwhy are the "footymongs" crying and pissing
>>224983488Always found self-learning much more effective than being taught
shag brits
>>224983741Whys it even the capital They should have just made Munich the capital after the war instead of bonn
>>224983741Should call it Berlout really shuddend eh??
>>224983751uh oh we got a pissboy
spike brits
>>224983689lovely post>>224983749horrid post
>>224983751don't worry x
>>224983741LMAOOOOOOO
>>224983637>>>/int/norgetråden
>>224983751>t. crying pissing footymong
>>224983749
>>224983750what excellent music do you like
never have a single thought about germany unless someone forcibly reminds me of it
>>224983691Never. Get used to it.
>>224983804it is my fault. it's all my fault
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYPENSIONMONGVSPROTESTMONGYo you protest all day and seethe your tits off all nightBut boy you never post nothing but shiteI left the pension, I got questions, I'm suspicious of thisKeep your protest to a minimum, you whiny little bitchThink I don't know which country you're from, calling every a benchod, bastard bitch son?I know you ranjesh, you post under a VPN for yearsSo sit your ass down and wipe away your tears
>>224983820sometimes wonder what the lads in /brit/ are doing if i’m about doing stuff, would’ve loved to have a mate from here to do the aforementioned stuff with
>>224983838
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/%22is%20it%22/country/GB/fucking hell protestmong
>>224983834actually quite enjoy the updates, keep us postedx
You are stockpiling, right?You do know that rolling blackouts are confirmed, right?
Raping my own arse at 999,999,999,999,999,999,999mph in my newly purchased first home on a busy main road
>>224983872Only an issue for country folk reallyEither way I'm planning on going Asia so fuck it
yeah, this threads a lot better,lots of schizo nonsense lots of dogshit gimmickery, now thats what i come to /brit/ for
hilary swank, don't see her any more
>>224983872new heatherfungus special interest unlocked
>>224983882collapsing the entire universewell done, matenice one
>>224983872confirmed by who
>>224983864me thinks he doth protest too much
>>224983870Thank you.The reason I mentioned my interest rate is because of all the news of people exiting their 0.5% interest rate and going up to a 5% and being financially ruined.I'll likely be going to a similar rate next year so won't be paying too much difference so should be quite nice
beautiful
even his dogshit zingers are written by chatgpt now
>>224983913It mek me fill crezzyU mek me fill swayzeI wanna dance wit u bay be
>>224983922me
right well thats my bum plugged and my willy caged isnt it
>me thinksfucking screamsaaaaaaaaar
>>224983925blud look like curly brackets
hes on the leaf vpn now sir
>>224983960Incredible how ling, serious lee
saaaaaaar is an indian word, meseemeth
why was greekmong posting under a german flag yesterday then
>>224983955is it
Lads, guess who got the BIG cans
*bobbles head*why are you benchod bastards so bloody boring?
me thinks you posting too much about pensions boring bastardmad how easy it is to set him off
Sabre from Gladiators sex arse
Am gon send I'm to outer spessTo fiiind, a bum to repp
>>224983955personally i'm holding out since locktober's not for another week
what the fuck why am I getting bullied
Its all starting to come together now
might start putting some money in a private pension on top of my nhs onemight even buy a shirt and start balding a little so I can feel like a big man
Pink sky where I'm @ lads and you know what that means yeah?Shepherd's are gooning rn 4 real
>>224984021For me? Athena
>>224984012yeah>>224984040early bird gets the worm
https://youtu.be/r_QKgCfau5Q?is=SyCbpFTpUjvLvsvZhttps://youtu.be/V8stN0eGVAk?is=p_PxjMgfXyqQDRWjhttps://youtu.be/SKFkFf2r6_g?is=Berk5tCd3EDxxAQHhttps://youtu.be/hQsvamt_lII?is=nhFWkRw4Yqd_OHt8https://youtu.be/1T9soSF2j9A?is=2ZTwiPInLHKkadkcit soul/jazz night
>>224984061pink in kentx
In Lahore the segregation has gotten to the point where they make women and men queue on different sides of the supermarket.Only kidding this is Romford, Essex.
>>224984072poofter
>>224984061looking to the sky and enjoy the life
>>224983741is that because its full of you know whats?
red sky at nightshepherd's in for a frightred sky in the morningshepherd's going to be yawning
>>224984082howl
>>224984082this is Britain :)
>>224984100Blue sky at night,Shepherd be like, bruh,Black sky at night,Shepherd be like, zzzz
did the disinformation poster post the video of a clearly third world country and claim it was Britain did he
Gonna play Control for the first time and then play Control Resonant after that
>>224984061pink in Colchester too
izzit?
>>224981433looks eerily like michelle alter
>>224984133that a gay thing?
you get me?
>>224984126you can see the prices are in pounds though
this is what he does when ziedy isnt around :-(like a sad puppydog
Brown sky at night,Shepherd done a shite in the sky,Yellow sky at night,Shepherd been pissin bro
>>224984160i’m about to *starts sprinting at you*
Don't think "is it?" is inherently Indian actually
>>224984160got you.
>>224984155you are genuinely faceblind if you think that brick-faced tranny looks anything like that
>>224984169Look at the company symbol at the back of the security guard, and the aisles special deals, it is clearly in India
>>224984201I mean yeah she's skinnier but they're more or less the same
>>224984072good post
why don't brown people go back
Great meeting, so no WW3 then
White sky at night,Shephard cooming,White sky in mornin,Shephard had a wet dream bru
>>224984230they’re best friends :)
it's sad really :(
Yes, you can become a lawyer without GCSEs, though you will need to find alternative qualifications or pathways since most traditional universities require them.lads thinking of a career change
>>224984207don't know what grocery stores look like in india desu but that is in romford https://www.masalabazaar.co.uk/
had to walk my mums English bulldog was so fucking embarrassing literally the loudest panting for the whole walk like it was dying everyone staring at me
>me thinksloooool
Ben Shephard at night,Bradley Walsh in the mornin,ITV quiz be on my TV then bro, Surely
>>224984271The red sign on the right in the aisle is written in a thirdie language mate
>>224984082leftypol the feminist hooting with delight
>>224984309so what
colchester paki :3
had to wank my mums Jamaican-English bull was so fucking embarrassing literally the loudest panting for the whole wank like i was dying everyone staring at me
say again blud
Something awful is going to happen very soon. Getting bad omens, the stars are aligned, the winds are gathering, the night is dark
werido
>>224984328I'm not a paki :/
>>224984338Dw mate no one is gonna make u get a job
>>224984326Its clearly not in Britain
>>224984338it's called autumn luv x
>>224984214utterly delusional
>>224984338feel this too but it will be my next poothe gathering of winds so to speak are getting increasingly wet and potent
>>224984372bet this sounded really funny in your head
My dad was cuddling my mum and when I entered the living room he said "I bet you wish you had somebody to cuddle"He's right but he didn't need to say that and remind me that I'm an incel
>>224984338Burnham spoke about this
>>224984364is there something wrong with being a paki?
>>224984381mad how it just never ends. we just keep pooing over and over until we die
ive got a nice wholesome weekend planned with the gfwhat are you loathsome incels doing? spending every second here i imagine
>>224984390what the hell's his problem?
>>224984385U kno I actually knew it was not great but hey I post shit no mind keep in keepin on
>>224984374clearly is though mate
>>224984385not him and I found it funny
>>224984399yh a bit
>>224984421is it?
>>224984390should have glassed the cunt right then and there
rorke entering black pussy into google and clicking "I'm Feeling Lucky"
>>224984378Okay she's more potato-faced than I remember but that's basically the only difference
>>224984429yeah it is. I hooted
Chips cheese n doner, we're on it till the morra
>i sit with my back to the wall so nobody can see my screen
>>224984413Funny when I had a gf I don’t think I ever thought about coming to 4chan to try and brag to the incels about it. Telling porkies I reckon
>>224984448Nigga Michelle is a brickhon
>>224984466youve never had a gf mate
>>224984439Leftypol entering black cock into Google and clicking "I'm Feeling Cucky"
>>224984374this supermarket chain literally only exists in britain you coping little toad
>>224984463sc
did i forget to mention that i have a gf as well
>>224984490You think its Tesco because it has blue signs everywhere? Fucking retard lmfao
I'm imagining what it was like inside the WTC when a giant fucking plane smashes into the building out of nowhere. I'm there. A massive bang, everything shaking to hell, everyone falling onto the floor, someone yelling "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT". I'm there
>>224984413she's fat and plain who cares
I had a gf. Had.Don't ask. I don't want to talk about it.
coco lovelock
IAm justWonDringIfYouLikeTheTasteOfJam, Man?
OI CUNTS CANS NOW
>>224984522what happened?
>>224984517they were yelling about explosions WAY before the plane even arrived into the building
>>224984517
>>224984474Oh no I’m rattled now you’ve rattled me
>>224984537Canslad I will rape you one day you do know that right
There's nothing women, or people in general, hate more than a man who is decent-looking but is still a kissless dateless handholdless virgin.https://www.reddit.com/r/AskMenAdvice/comments/1ir9zwx/if_women_can_afford_to_be_picky_why_do_they_often/Check out the replies to this thread. They absolutely eviscerated him for no reason.I relate 100% to everything that guy said and feel really sorry for him.
>>224984532fact check: FALSE QUOTEsun tzu died years before TV was invented therefore couldn't have possibly said this
>>224984541put a few pollock in the rice cooker. it foamed over and now it stinks of fish no matter how hard i try to clean it
>>224984530'
rosemi lovelock
got wine from tesco therethat grim feeling that the lad who approved my wine at the self service at lunch just approved my evening wine
>>224984557Not if I rape you first x
sun poo
Creating a "Main Character" narrative: If their daily life is quiet, empty, or lacks structure, treating politics like a high-stakes, good-vs-evil movie lets them feel like they are a vital soldier on the front lines of a massive battle. It beats admitting to themselves that they're just bored on the couch. Lmao.
>>224984566>man who is decent-looking but is still a kissless dateless handholdless virgin.no such thing. people who claim to be this vastly overestimate their looks
>>224984414nothing he was just tipsy>>224984437i love him!
>>224984566when /brit/ calls you a freak it isn't friendly banter, you really are a total freakx
>>224984517Imagine how many people were on the toilet doing a poo at the exact moment the plane hit.
BringBring bringBrrrrring brrrrringBring
>>224984566sorry mate but only actual redditors can read reddit now so how about you go back there and never post here again thanks xx
>>224984550yes i can see that
eating hazelnuts and some frozen strawberriesmight have a wank to some futa latermy treat
anyone got code on this?>>224980496
the chastity cage is too small i cant fit a single ball through the wholeactually fucking mental that some men have cocks that small so it makes me feel better about my cock size since that also is flush with all sides
>>224984615*picks you up*yello?
>>224984566reddit is retarded you dumbass I'm not going to read all that shit
>>224984629LG8-ZY
>>224984629grow up little boy
during COVID the entire stock of pasta and rice disappeared from our gigantic local Tesco’s within days. And that was without any war or some other major collapse in our infrastructure. Our government will at some point issue guidelines and you can bet your life the shops will empty pretty damned quickly. And if war does come you can almost certainly also depend on rioting and looting in major cities. About 6 months ago the Co-op had a hack which debilitated its deliveries, leaving a quarter of the shelves lacking basic food items. That’s how easily it can happen. In a war with Russia we’re looking at a potential collapse of the power grid and therefore absolutely everything else. No power= no running water, no gas, etc.
>>224984643lmao coomlet that's not a valid code don't even need to search for it
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>>224984566>decent-looking but is still a kissless dateless handholdless virgin.KTIM
Diego Day tomorrow. That should provide plenty of scope for entertainment.
>>224984566>r*dditnot a single real human in that "thread" in a relationship so all their opinions are moot
>>224984637Hallo, is mein cousin there? Her name is Tinmehind, first name Lexi.
>>224984665tried not being a pathetic porn addict?
david gandy was a virgin until 23yo genuinely it happens
>>224984636yeah all the instructions I found said to put the balls through the hole but I couldn't do that I had to take the ring apart and put it around then even with my small willard I struggled to get into the cage still. I had to get it iced so it shrank a bit
>>224984603Women refuse to ever make the first move so its quite simple to be a good-looking KDHV actually.If you can't ask a girl on a date, you're simply never ever going to get a GF even if you look like a 10/10 Adonis.Me personally, I'm so terrified of doing things wrong that I've literally had women try to kiss me and I froze up and couldn't do anything. I've slept in a bed with a woman who was cuddling up to me in her bra and panties all night, stroking my chest and face and sitting on top of me staring into my eyes, and I just froze staring at the wall cause I was terrified about doing something wrong.No woman is EVER going to just grab you and forcibly kiss you or fuck you, so if you can't go through with the act yourself, you can absolutely remain a KDHV forever and entirely against your own will.
>>224984646>grow upmost men 24-40 are porn addicts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtOnSQvz8yc
never knew gandhi were a virgin
rorke sitting on the single seat by the toilet on the train
Having alcohol withdrawals
the strawberries are fantasticgoing to find the man who picked them and shake his hand"good work fellow. bloody good work!"hope it'll make his day because these are bloody lovely strawberries
>>224984696im 24 and have never had sexrichard nixon also did not have sex until his "late 20s"
>>224984699*white menwhy do you think so many white women are marrying indian men?
>>224984699They aren't. Porn addicts are 13-28 realistically that is the primary age demographic. Did you think people just obsessed over porn their entire lives? There is a post-coomer life you know
>>224984716so get the cans
>>224984637Yes hello this is the police, we have your laptop and would like to ask some questions regarding your noncey wanks
>>224984660>Our government will at some point issue guidelines and you can bet your life the shops will empty pretty damned quickly. And if war does come you can almost certainly also depend on rioting and looting in major cities.I don't care because if I ever look at the news and see the words "UK and NATO declare war on Russia", I am instantly making preparations to kill myself within 5 minutes. I refuse to live through a war. I couldn't cope with it.
>>224984698are you sure you don't just like men
Benefits sorted. Giffgaff deal arranged. Lager in the fridge. Scratchcard in hand. Cigs aren't gonna buy themselves. Sky Sports on all day. Corsa's got half a tank. Got a 'kizza tonight. Why should I work when the government pays me?
john cleese was 6'4" broad shouldered good looking well spoken intelligent funny and had good posture and he lost his virginity at 24
Yes, but the real war is our states with us, the workers of the first-world, innit?>>224984677᠏ ᠏
>>224984743i love irish people like cormac mccarthy and billie eilish
>>224984759pussyjust watch some drone footage its not that bad
>>224984768Great question we should all be asking ourselves. Got your little shirt ironed for tomorrow lights out at 10pm yeah?
>>224984710
>>224984697ive tried the ice too i think ill have to admit i bought the wrong size and cant return itmaybe a sign of me to stop being a freak
>>224984777I love Argentinian people like the one I worked with and who's arse I liked to touch
>>224984812you're replying to spaki you fool
need to invent a drug that is addictive on the first useill become a billionaire
errr yeah im really going to fight a war with russia to defend this paki infested island shithole. I'm really going to team up with trannies and tyrone in the woods and call ourselves the wolverines to fight back the russians lmfao
>>224984801mate pack it inall this chastity autosexuality shit is a mug's gamejust get into futa visual novelsmaybe pirate a few femdom games from f95
>>224984793measuring the gfstein's lacto-canons
>>224984812you see many latinx in ireland?
>>224984822meds, now
>>224984822>>224984822
reply to my dick
>>224984826my willy is like crack to hot girls
>>224984759People have lived through war before
>>224984822See the thing is I don't really care x>>224984841I see faggotsA lotMostly you
megamelty #2 of the thread ... :/ ... we have to be better.
they just released a picture of the curviest northern european woman and this was it
>>224984872>>224984822mindbroken, seek therapy.
Actually she's kinda hot
tell me who has been looking at my instagram profile right now
>>224984660yeah? how's the OSA going lad?
>>224984882no they havent everyone died in the last one
alright next round:some fishmight have to crack the whip and do some tidying up after
mad how back in the day the only pvp shooters where you could play as a woman were korean cs clone slop but now every major franchise has them
>>224984889perfect
this country is in no condition to fight a war. no one will even want to enlist lmao.
>>224984889>*posts a turk/romanian insectoid creature with weird proportions*ok you just raped all of north europe
when electricity goes down the man with gay porn magazines is king
>>224984885you do care and you immediately changed your attitude towards him. stop being so gullible.
thinking about all the sad middle aged men out theremakes me a bit sad
>>224984930same. i want to feel raw bones when i fuck a woman and for any protentional children to die in childbirth because of her narrow hips
>>224984885a lot of fags in ireland? how do you recognize them?
please bro please sign up to sacrifice your life against the evil russians so that mohammed and pajeet can replace you and their 14 dependents please bro
>>224984957farage will save them
new>>224981660>>224981660>>224981660
>>224984882Yes, and I have no desire to do so.If I'd been alive in 1939 when WW2 broke out I would have killed myself instantly. No point in even going on if you have to live through a war. Your entire life is ruined forever, and you probably would just end up dying even if you didn't kys anyway.
>>224984942>turk/romaniannot denying it but is there any proof of that?
>>224984988
>>224984889>picking the angle that hides the length of her schlong
>>224984989eyebrows, bug eyes, face, shape, etc etc
>>224984978lads youre not gonna believe it but this is actually the old thread
NEW>>224985012>>224985012>>224985012
>>224984946
>>224984390Done you
*howls*
