who the hell is out here beating their shi to fake taxi

>>224985006
wanking to porn with men in it is gay

does this count as avatar usage?

We're done if WW3 kicks off. Leave now while you still can to either Northern Idaho or Siberia.

i masturbated to fake taxi once

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beautiful

>>224985006
youre not british

any pension contributing man in

>>224985049
grim

>>224984763
No. You're confusing my terror at doing things wrong for somehow being a sign of not being attracted to women. But it's BECAUSE of how attracted I am to women that I can't make any moves with them.

My fear is that I try to kiss a girl and I completely do it wrong, I get the positioning of my lips wrong, or I perform the wrong movements, or I just don't do it satisfyingly enough for her. And because of that she loses all attraction to me and thinks I'm disgusting.

Sex is even more terrifying. There are so many variables, so many questions. I wouldn't have the first idea how to fuck a woman. I don't know the movements to make. I don't know how to position myself. I don't know where I should be looking while doing it. I just don't know. And I'm such a clumsy and embarrassing guy, that I'm liable to somehow trip all over the woman while trying to perform the sex act and fall off the bed or some shit.

It's so so so terrifying I don't know how any man is ever able to go through with all this stuff. The consequences for failure are colossally high.

>>224985026
weird. i can only wank to porn with black men in it as long as a woman is involved.

i don't "beat my shi", i wank
i don't call my mother "mom", i call her mum
i don't call my car my "whip", i call it my motor

>>224985031
I don't see an image you posted, lad so no :)

its time for the annual WW3 panic is it?

>>224985080
well that makes you a variant of homosexual

>>224985069
would you choose 7 recipes woman... or suck dick

>>224985036
if there's any two countries not likely to participate in a proverbial WW3, it'll be russia and america, good thinking

who is spainko? or whatever he's called.

I've been here months, i don't understand why i keep being accused of being him.

>>224985076
you sound like a closeted homosexual desu you should just let a man take your virginity

>>224985127
Don't worry
Spainko isn't a complete retard so you can't be him x

eating fish

>>224985150
im eating your mums fish

>>224985105
what 7 recipes I don't understand

2016mong really is so worthless
Just spending all day every day doomposting about random shit until the next thing is pushed in the media

>>224985142
you seem irrationally rattled just because of a dumb comment i made 20 minutes ago, tiny dick?

>>224985108
No wonder you're an unlikeable spastic in a wheelchair. Use your head next time yeah

>>224985155
she's veggie mate.

also im having a boogie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgU4Rw-bT1w

poo is on its way now. alert united utilities. they will need all the water from africa to flush this one down

just closed my eyes and seized it

>>224985155
she really llked that koi carp as well you cunt

A lot of sexual insecurity from zoomers about millennials I noticed

>>224985138
Why can you not comprehend the idea of someone being terrified of embarrassing themself in front of a woman?

Jumping immediately to "lol ur gay" is secondary school tier logic.

heatherfreak is in a tizzy today isnt he

spainko or whoever. yeah spainbrio? who is that dude, not me

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nth for the baddiedem

>>224985006
mad how much he loved them playing with his arse
reckon there would have been a crossdressing or pegging episode if he didnt die

>>224985215
you are too afraid to make the first move so just let a man take over
there is nothing wrong with being gay mate

>>224985236
shame about her utterly clapped fanny

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>>224985179
well that was easy
here have your fav pic x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOyYwTAbrZA

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>>224985252

>>224984988
You are probs the worst part of our conglomerate but whatever bro is up to you if you fancy being a twat forever instead of being a good lad and sorting us out with some nice things. Same for me too but I at least try to improve the mood wholesome Lee. Stew on it mate. Or not

https://voca.ro/118TrfC9y1EQ

I'm back
Are the r9k faggots gone

HORRENDOUS vibes today
yesterday was good wtf

>>224985301
>>224985308
MELTIE ALERT

>>224985257
why did you repost this from /pol/? reposts are bannable on reddit.

>turn on BBC2
>Portugal vs Wales
>Cristiano Ronaldo is waddling out, leading his team

good god

>>224985322
sorry

must be a full moon out tonight or something
eek

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will women be conscripted when we go to war?

mild disagreement
MELTYYYYYYYY

>>224985357
>>224985358
my canadian brothers shelter me from the melties

>>224985225
0 replies
Oh it was recent I guess

ariana tranny

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it mindbroke me

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*howls like a howler monkey*

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>>224985382

>>224985393
is 4chan supposed to be a can of compressed air or something like mr. sheen here

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>>224985158
food nigga
theyre recipes of food

>>224985393
>na im not zeidbelg
>also...

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feel like shit

>>224985432
looks like a can of paint to me

>>224985393
Not hard to mind break you

>>224985432
it's the reddit mascot I think

Merry crush nah

>>224985457
>>224985457

>>224985393
It's hard to say definitively if this image was generated or modified by AI.The image displays common characteristics associated with synthetic generation, such as slightly distorted or nonsensical text on clothing and accessories (like the lettering on the orange shirt and watch face), as well as an unusual, surreal blending of textures between the costumes and skin. However, distinguishing between heavily stylized real-world costumes—such as those seen in street carnivals or avant-garde performance art—and AI generation can be difficult without definitive metadata.

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>>224985435

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>>224985455
I saw a YouTube video that reminded me of you x

>>224985257
she's pure unadulterated sex

>>224985466
you’re a bad psyche heathernonce, a bad bad psyche

>>224985356
unc needs to stat pad against lichtenstein and andorra before he can it a quits. 1k goals goal

need my arse sucked

they have to dig up the midlands to build a pipe to store carbon dioxide under the sea just so they're allowed to make concrete. woke gone mad

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>>224985511

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why do people smoke cannabis what is the point?

>>224985511
hows it foing

>>224985511
Flew too close to the sun shine but yo you need a bit less cunt ness yo self less you reck yo self from a nice thing dude

>Indians have been the #1 migrant country for New Zealand since 2022
>In 2026, BRITS take the top spot, with South Africans taking 2nd. Indians are relegated to 3rd

mental
the anti-indian purge continues
ghastly stuff

>>224985310
this guy sounds a bit fat

>>224985509
Nope not just him

even indians are racist to indians

>>224985584
probably british indians

>>224985584
its too late
get real

>>224985399
>>224985399
>>224985399

>>224984988
fuck you
you stink

>>224985604
rightfully so I say

>>224985553
it lush

>>224985627
the lion... has fallen

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sleeping like 12 hours a day and still tired all the time whats wrong with me

>>224985627
are these blokes gay irl?

trannies. pensions. polshit.
get it posted!!!!!!!

fellatio is retarded

>>224985639
not wrong is she? utterly foul
give me a lamb tikka madras any day of the fucking week

pension OCD? old stuff
WW3 OCD? blahhh
trannies? thats what im talkin bout

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>Former England striker Andy Carroll has revealed he was sexually assaulted by a man in 2021

uh oh melty

>>224985639
interesting name

>>224985648
no it's just a joke x

>>224985644
you sleep too much

>>224985663
spaino is a menace

>>224985644
sleep apnoea

cannot fucking believe how ugly i am sometimes. whateva i make it work

and you are completely retarded
you should lay down and go to sleep

now all the pakis and pajeets in here are going to go apeshit about the sunday roast when their "food" is the same chopped up chicken, rice, spicy sauce and beans (99% of thirdie food)

>>224985694
first australian itt award

>>224985678
i cant help it im always tired i sleep like 8 or 9 hours a night then usually nap at lunch and a few hours after work too

>>224985690
i dont have that

>>224985700
british food is just mean and potatoes

>>224985671
Oy vey

Kier Starmer

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i miss steamed apple juice from starbucks. when i was sick i'd get steamed apple juice delivered and it was lovely

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Mental how we used to rule this and now we can't even speak our mind without Burnham's thought police arresting us for FUCKING TWEETS

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>>224985644
happy pills too strong

>>224985722
stop napping then retard

fuck off you vile cunt

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here we are
the lads

I talk to myself idc

>>224985754
>we
lol

Got some aniseed balls
Didn't know they still made them, very yummy

>>224985733
*runs in like chargin chuck and knocks them into the water*

it steak night
x

somethings not right

>>224985759
it did get worse around when they upped my dose

Why does this cunt post trannies so much

>>224985776
mate my friend said that's been posted on gaygen recently
not sure how you've got that image

>>224985752
The guy is doing numbers to be fair he knows the score though. Some thing about work from home because of miscarriages I saw, he's obv clued in

>>224985776
why is the usa white

>>224985733
don't see what's so funny

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>>224985792
You ain't gonna do shit

fucking catberg buggarising around

>>224985767
physically cannot stay awake

i guess zoomers would never do that
too much risk, too much potential to be humiliated
such a shit generation

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why do millennials hate us

>>224985850
do what

>>224985841
close your and don't wake up

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holy shit RIP

Pathetic tranny on here posting pictures of ugly trannies. Bizarre world we live in

Jingle bells all the way de lads
All the wayy

gaming "nigga" stuns nigerian doctor by requesting a lower ssri dose in perfect yoruba

>>224985876
close my what

>>224985804
just his latest special interest
he'll go back to asian fingernails or whatever it was soon enough

>>224985875
this >>224985775
i'd normally get a few replies a few years ago from this but absolutely nothing these days
they just can't relate i suppose

Feeling some regret regarding every decision I've ever made

i do no like the ariana tranny "nigga"

>>224985881
apparently shes a lezzer irl.

I talk to myself all the time idc. I do it when I drive too I pretend I’m on the handsfree phone

>>224985891
this post made me laugh a bit

>>224985904
no one does

close my what

hold on is yellow yorkshire heathernonce?

>>224985912
bet she tops

>>224985933
took you a while

>>224985904
Worst part is he’s been doing this shite for over a decade
His new gimmick of posting ugly trannies is shit too

>>224985933
no

>>224985478
makes sense cos the black guy is given an antenna of sorts too. so he asked the AI to generate an orange thing with an antenna and a trollface and 'neckbeard' and the word '4chan' on its shirt and then he also asked for a naked black man wearing some kind of bondage suit with a clock around his neck and they're both on an English high street

yep

Angesichts der Tatsache, dass unsere Soldaten und Soldatinnen jeden Tag dem Tod ins Auge blicken – welche Art von /deutsch/-Pfoster würde versuchen, die Militärausgaben zu kürzen? Die falsche Art. Ganz genau: Patamon hat wiederholt dafür gestimmt, unseren Truppen die Mittel zu entziehen, die sie benötigen, um für uns zu kämpfen, aber Patamon hat kein Problem damit, Ihr Geld auszugeben … er gibt es nur lieber für Sex aus.
Ganz genau: Anstatt Geld für die Krebsforschung auszugeben, hat Patamon dafür gestimmt, Ihr Geld für die Erforschung des Sexuallebens vietnamesischer Prostituierter auszugeben. Anstatt Geld für die Erforschung von Herzerkrankungen auszugeben, hat Patamon Ihr Geld für die Erforschung der Masturbationsgewohnheiten alter Männer ausgegeben. Patamon hat Ihre Steuergelder dafür ausgegeben, etwas zu erforschen, das sich „bisexuelle, transgender und zweigeseelte Aleuten-Eskimos“ nennt – wer auch immer das sein mag. Patamon hat Ihre Steuergelder dafür ausgegeben, Teenager-Mädchen dafür zu bezahlen, sich Pornofilme anzusehen, während Sonden an ihnen angeschlossen waren. Patamon bezahlt für Sex … aber nicht für Soldaten. Hätte Patamon bessere Prioritäten, müsstet ihr euch das hier nicht anhören

tried redditflags but I didn't want to be the manchester "nigga" so I stopped

>>224985933
No, Cornwall is just a catty 31 year old who is that desperate for attention, negative or positive, that he'll say anything for a reply

Don't know why you all have an issue with trannies
They make fine target practice when driving

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>>224985900
oh. have you done that?

>>224985964
ja?

thats germany in the filter

>>224985893
>>224985881
https://youtu.be/jlSF0dtDRD8?t=64

>>224985933
Heathergod is Welshgod is 190

website i was watching my chinese cartoon on just crashed out of nowhere between epsiodes

>>224985933
is this "heathernonce" in the room with us now

Abschlusskanor Einseifen

So many pooners have walking sticks or wheelchairs

formerly chucks

>>224985964
was beudeuten das... die blogpost?

remember to use this thread later instead of making an e new one

>>224985012

>>224985964
Sie müssen schlafen aber Ich muss tanzen.

>>224985998
might be not sure yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZndJ4oayNaM

This broke my fucking heart.

I might be cooked in several ways but u know it would taste good enough that the people will pay and not wanna now how it got made. I don't even think they'd care any more. Would probs be a bonus. But idk if I wanna. I still wanna be actual good for everyone but the barriers make it so hard to be able to do it

noncing myself to death now

New
>>224985012
>>224985012
>>224985012

>>224985967
it has a flag for the specific part of the city where i'm from, bit creepy tbqh

i make better fried rice than the chinky chappy
and he wants 4-5 quid for a portion

>>224986070
early migration i reckon

Actual new
>>224985012
>>224985012
>>224985012

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tay's legs

Male Drynktes mit blau essen

>>224985831
she legit looks like she had downs

Dancing with Piers in my eyes
Dancing with Kiers in my eyes

It's over it's overt

Well, you see, my willard, on this internet, things get confused out there. Men, women, the old sexuality, and practical masturbatory necessity. But out here with these degenerates, it must be a temptation to tranny wank. Because there's a conflict in every human heart, between the rational and irrational, between good and evil. And good does not always triumph. Sometimes, the dark side overcomes what Lincoln called the better angels of our nature.

we in here

>>224985012
>>224985012
>>224985012

>>224986137
Sir Old Gimmick

᠏

>>224986137
Sir Man From Unc

bad gimmick

>>224986123
>Those implant scars on her shoulder
YIKES. I'm KHHV and even I wouldn't touch her with a 10ft barge pole.

>>224986176
take the piss

>>224985776
why is netherlands not rubbing his knobule on the lad in front like all the other poofs?

you are me now
you are me, now

>>224986164
Sir Weeping

https://youtube.com/shorts/D3bIIy_eDfI?si=14FR85gnaHGHniL1

New
>>224985012
>>224985012
>>224985012

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erm, what set it off this time that it's spamming some yank new?
was it the cans? Or the chebs?

>>224986176
didn't need to see your cv mate

Sir Peter Doherty

>>224986251
that's me done

*roars*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROb4kdN6OKM

fucked it

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>>224986274
xx ^.^

Sir Bulge Area

>>224986309
fodey and fishy x

>>224986247
she's probably look alright if she gave Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys his glasses back

>>224984988
I am sadly giving up on community college, apprenticeship or anything In general I am just beyound saving I failed too much and at my age I have to surrender i was too scared to hang myself

>>224985943
bizarre post + it's not me posting the ugly ones

>>224986309
oh my days that is massive

>>224986285
rorke walking out of his room following a 46 dart leg checked out on d1

>>224986343
>at my age
he's 23 btw

Reminder to order your big vapes before Oct 1 dutty duty changes lads

>>224986309
He loves his fishing equipment so he does

>>224986356
I failed too much I am not gonna amount to anything most people my age are successful or have a degree

>>224986343
Can still make it bro chin up
Try your hand at something new

>>224986309
international break go cray

>>224986349
You’re the only tranny here

>>224986411
alri the sundays

Might cry properly for once. No holding back. Just sob and let it all out.

>>224986193
how does someone get implants for their shoulder?

>>224986373
Thanks for posting this dog

nowoke.zone

They know better, they know better
Won a gold medal
And a gold bezel
I treat it so special

oh he peeking

>>224986432
Just say you're a virg and leave

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>Ceuta overrun: Thousands of migrants charge through streets of Spanish enclave as police attempt to move them to official tent camp

whenever asian (chinese) women walk by me i can smell the chow mein and soy sauce

utterly repulsed by this smell on women

burn all your things
BURN ALL YOUR THINGS

>>224986487
you must be mistaken, spaino assured me they all went home weeks ago.

trust in burnham

Rorke showing up to a kegger at Oberlin with his own cup

>>224986247
i would cherish her

reckon britain should have a proper constitution like america

wrong thread you fucking idiots

>>224986573
why not just copy the american constitution and say it's yours? like copying homework or whatever

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I still don't get what bro was thinking

>>224986586
who me

terribly terribly drunk

>>224986586
i like this one better

tranny spammer fucked off to the dummy thread

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>me me me me me me
Hate this fat fucking bastard such an ego

>>224986586
this was posted first and is for British culture instead of yank shite x

on the vin int I

>>224986639
they call it the dummy thread because you've gotta be a sucker to post in it!!!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoulWzXVL4Q

Office workers rejoice! Employers now have to justify any request for RTO and cover all travel costs. WFH won.

>>224986646
he earned it tbf

>>224986657
You are not a baby deer. You are a mentally ill gay man.

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damn china is raping this shit

>>224986547
scr

>>224986667
Earned what

>>224986682
I miss Sophia

your (You)'s are in this thread

>>224985012
>>224985012
>>224985012

any scammers in?

might try out a special interest in the next thread
seems like a lark

>>224986646
seething zoomer faggot

>>224986601
the best guess i have is that he had that post-adrenaline spike of when you've made a really good point and everyone's understood it and then not to be seen as a dickhead you have to focus your attention to the next speaker quick

>>224986698
what topic

I've never seen spaki so bad to spam other threads like this
usually 2-3 times but he's doing it like 8 times

is he dying?
Is that why my williard is hard?

>>224986646
nobody watches darts lmao

>>224986601
He's probably yakked out on yola

>>224986657
wow they're so fast x

luke the nigga nuke littler