CANS edish
who the hell is out here beating their shi to fake taxi
>>224985006wanking to porn with men in it is gay
does this count as avatar usage?
We're done if WW3 kicks off. Leave now while you still can to either Northern Idaho or Siberia.
i masturbated to fake taxi once
beautiful
>>224985006youre not british
any pension contributing man in
>>224985049grim
>>224984763No. You're confusing my terror at doing things wrong for somehow being a sign of not being attracted to women. But it's BECAUSE of how attracted I am to women that I can't make any moves with them.My fear is that I try to kiss a girl and I completely do it wrong, I get the positioning of my lips wrong, or I perform the wrong movements, or I just don't do it satisfyingly enough for her. And because of that she loses all attraction to me and thinks I'm disgusting.Sex is even more terrifying. There are so many variables, so many questions. I wouldn't have the first idea how to fuck a woman. I don't know the movements to make. I don't know how to position myself. I don't know where I should be looking while doing it. I just don't know. And I'm such a clumsy and embarrassing guy, that I'm liable to somehow trip all over the woman while trying to perform the sex act and fall off the bed or some shit.It's so so so terrifying I don't know how any man is ever able to go through with all this stuff. The consequences for failure are colossally high.
>>224985026weird. i can only wank to porn with black men in it as long as a woman is involved.
i don't "beat my shi", i wanki don't call my mother "mom", i call her mumi don't call my car my "whip", i call it my motor
>>224985031I don't see an image you posted, lad so no :)
its time for the annual WW3 panic is it?
>>224985080well that makes you a variant of homosexual
>>224985069would you choose 7 recipes woman... or suck dick
>>224985036if there's any two countries not likely to participate in a proverbial WW3, it'll be russia and america, good thinking
who is spainko? or whatever he's called.I've been here months, i don't understand why i keep being accused of being him.
>>224985076you sound like a closeted homosexual desu you should just let a man take your virginity
>>224985127Don't worrySpainko isn't a complete retard so you can't be him x
eating fish
>>224985150im eating your mums fish
>>224985105what 7 recipes I don't understand
2016mong really is so worthlessJust spending all day every day doomposting about random shit until the next thing is pushed in the media
>>224985142you seem irrationally rattled just because of a dumb comment i made 20 minutes ago, tiny dick?
>>224985108No wonder you're an unlikeable spastic in a wheelchair. Use your head next time yeah
>>224985155she's veggie mate.also im having a boogiehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgU4Rw-bT1w
poo is on its way now. alert united utilities. they will need all the water from africa to flush this one down
just closed my eyes and seized it
>>224985155she really llked that koi carp as well you cunt
A lot of sexual insecurity from zoomers about millennials I noticed
>>224985138Why can you not comprehend the idea of someone being terrified of embarrassing themself in front of a woman?Jumping immediately to "lol ur gay" is secondary school tier logic.
heatherfreak is in a tizzy today isnt he
spainko or whoever. yeah spainbrio? who is that dude, not me
nth for the baddiedem
>>224985006mad how much he loved them playing with his arsereckon there would have been a crossdressing or pegging episode if he didnt die
>>224985215you are too afraid to make the first move so just let a man take over there is nothing wrong with being gay mate
>>224985236shame about her utterly clapped fanny
>>224985179well that was easyhere have your fav pic x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOyYwTAbrZA
>>224985252
>>224984988You are probs the worst part of our conglomerate but whatever bro is up to you if you fancy being a twat forever instead of being a good lad and sorting us out with some nice things. Same for me too but I at least try to improve the mood wholesome Lee. Stew on it mate. Or not
https://voca.ro/118TrfC9y1EQ
I'm back Are the r9k faggots gone
HORRENDOUS vibes todayyesterday was good wtf
>>224985301>>224985308MELTIE ALERT
>>224985257why did you repost this from /pol/? reposts are bannable on reddit.
>turn on BBC2>Portugal vs Wales>Cristiano Ronaldo is waddling out, leading his teamgood god
>>224985322sorry
must be a full moon out tonight or somethingeek
will women be conscripted when we go to war?
mild disagreementMELTYYYYYYYY
>>224985357>>224985358my canadian brothers shelter me from the melties
>>2249852250 replies Oh it was recent I guess
ariana tranny
it mindbroke me
*howls like a howler monkey*
>>224985382
>>224985393is 4chan supposed to be a can of compressed air or something like mr. sheen here
>>224985158food niggatheyre recipes of food
>>224985393>na im not zeidbelg>also...
feel like shit
>>224985432looks like a can of paint to me
>>224985393Not hard to mind break you
>>224985432it's the reddit mascot I think
Merry crush nah
>>224985457>>224985457
>>224985393It's hard to say definitively if this image was generated or modified by AI.The image displays common characteristics associated with synthetic generation, such as slightly distorted or nonsensical text on clothing and accessories (like the lettering on the orange shirt and watch face), as well as an unusual, surreal blending of textures between the costumes and skin. However, distinguishing between heavily stylized real-world costumes—such as those seen in street carnivals or avant-garde performance art—and AI generation can be difficult without definitive metadata.
>>224985435
>>224985455I saw a YouTube video that reminded me of you x
>>224985257she's pure unadulterated sex
>>224985466you’re a bad psyche heathernonce, a bad bad psyche
>>224985356unc needs to stat pad against lichtenstein and andorra before he can it a quits. 1k goals goal
need my arse sucked
they have to dig up the midlands to build a pipe to store carbon dioxide under the sea just so they're allowed to make concrete. woke gone mad
>>224985511
why do people smoke cannabis what is the point?
>>224985511hows it foing
>>224985511Flew too close to the sun shine but yo you need a bit less cunt ness yo self less you reck yo self from a nice thing dude
>Indians have been the #1 migrant country for New Zealand since 2022>In 2026, BRITS take the top spot, with South Africans taking 2nd. Indians are relegated to 3rdmentalthe anti-indian purge continuesghastly stuff
>>224985310this guy sounds a bit fat
>>224985509Nope not just him
even indians are racist to indians
>>224985584probably british indians
>>224985584its too lateget real
>>224985399>>224985399>>224985399
>>224984988fuck youyou stink
>>224985604rightfully so I say
>>224985553it lush
>>224985627the lion... has fallen
sleeping like 12 hours a day and still tired all the time whats wrong with me
>>224985627are these blokes gay irl?
trannies. pensions. polshit.get it posted!!!!!!!
fellatio is retarded
>>224985639not wrong is she? utterly foulgive me a lamb tikka madras any day of the fucking week
pension OCD? old stuffWW3 OCD? blahhhtrannies? thats what im talkin bout
>Former England striker Andy Carroll has revealed he was sexually assaulted by a man in 2021
uh oh melty
>>224985639interesting name
>>224985648no it's just a joke x
>>224985644you sleep too much
>>224985663spaino is a menace
>>224985644sleep apnoea
cannot fucking believe how ugly i am sometimes. whateva i make it work
and you are completely retardedyou should lay down and go to sleep
now all the pakis and pajeets in here are going to go apeshit about the sunday roast when their "food" is the same chopped up chicken, rice, spicy sauce and beans (99% of thirdie food)
>>224985694first australian itt award
>>224985678i cant help it im always tired i sleep like 8 or 9 hours a night then usually nap at lunch and a few hours after work too >>224985690i dont have that
>>224985700british food is just mean and potatoes
>>224985671Oy vey
Kier Starmer
i miss steamed apple juice from starbucks. when i was sick i'd get steamed apple juice delivered and it was lovely
Mental how we used to rule this and now we can't even speak our mind without Burnham's thought police arresting us for FUCKING TWEETS
>>224985644happy pills too strong
>>224985722stop napping then retard
fuck off you vile cunt
here we arethe lads
I talk to myself idc
>>224985754>welol
Got some aniseed ballsDidn't know they still made them, very yummy
>>224985733*runs in like chargin chuck and knocks them into the water*
it steak night x
somethings not right
>>224985759it did get worse around when they upped my dose
Why does this cunt post trannies so much
>>224985776mate my friend said that's been posted on gaygen recentlynot sure how you've got that image
>>224985752The guy is doing numbers to be fair he knows the score though. Some thing about work from home because of miscarriages I saw, he's obv clued in
>>224985776why is the usa white
>>224985733don't see what's so funny
>>224985792You ain't gonna do shit
fucking catberg buggarising around
>>224985767physically cannot stay awake
i guess zoomers would never do thattoo much risk, too much potential to be humiliatedsuch a shit generation
why do millennials hate us
>>224985850do what
>>224985841close your and don't wake up
holy shit RIP
Pathetic tranny on here posting pictures of ugly trannies. Bizarre world we live in
Jingle bells all the way de ladsAll the wayy
gaming "nigga" stuns nigerian doctor by requesting a lower ssri dose in perfect yoruba
>>224985876close my what
>>224985804just his latest special interesthe'll go back to asian fingernails or whatever it was soon enough
>>224985875this >>224985775i'd normally get a few replies a few years ago from this but absolutely nothing these daysthey just can't relate i suppose
Feeling some regret regarding every decision I've ever made
i do no like the ariana tranny "nigga"
>>224985881apparently shes a lezzer irl.
I talk to myself all the time idc. I do it when I drive too I pretend I’m on the handsfree phone
>>224985891this post made me laugh a bit
>>224985904no one does
close my what
hold on is yellow yorkshire heathernonce?
>>224985912bet she tops
>>224985933took you a while
>>224985904Worst part is he’s been doing this shite for over a decadeHis new gimmick of posting ugly trannies is shit too
>>224985933no
>>224985478makes sense cos the black guy is given an antenna of sorts too. so he asked the AI to generate an orange thing with an antenna and a trollface and 'neckbeard' and the word '4chan' on its shirt and then he also asked for a naked black man wearing some kind of bondage suit with a clock around his neck and they're both on an English high street
yep
Angesichts der Tatsache, dass unsere Soldaten und Soldatinnen jeden Tag dem Tod ins Auge blicken – welche Art von /deutsch/-Pfoster würde versuchen, die Militärausgaben zu kürzen? Die falsche Art. Ganz genau: Patamon hat wiederholt dafür gestimmt, unseren Truppen die Mittel zu entziehen, die sie benötigen, um für uns zu kämpfen, aber Patamon hat kein Problem damit, Ihr Geld auszugeben … er gibt es nur lieber für Sex aus.Ganz genau: Anstatt Geld für die Krebsforschung auszugeben, hat Patamon dafür gestimmt, Ihr Geld für die Erforschung des Sexuallebens vietnamesischer Prostituierter auszugeben. Anstatt Geld für die Erforschung von Herzerkrankungen auszugeben, hat Patamon Ihr Geld für die Erforschung der Masturbationsgewohnheiten alter Männer ausgegeben. Patamon hat Ihre Steuergelder dafür ausgegeben, etwas zu erforschen, das sich „bisexuelle, transgender und zweigeseelte Aleuten-Eskimos“ nennt – wer auch immer das sein mag. Patamon hat Ihre Steuergelder dafür ausgegeben, Teenager-Mädchen dafür zu bezahlen, sich Pornofilme anzusehen, während Sonden an ihnen angeschlossen waren. Patamon bezahlt für Sex … aber nicht für Soldaten. Hätte Patamon bessere Prioritäten, müsstet ihr euch das hier nicht anhören
tried redditflags but I didn't want to be the manchester "nigga" so I stopped
>>224985933No, Cornwall is just a catty 31 year old who is that desperate for attention, negative or positive, that he'll say anything for a reply
Don't know why you all have an issue with tranniesThey make fine target practice when driving
>>224985964
>>224985900oh. have you done that?
>>224985964ja?
thats germany in the filter
>>224985893>>224985881https://youtu.be/jlSF0dtDRD8?t=64
>>224985933Heathergod is Welshgod is 190
website i was watching my chinese cartoon on just crashed out of nowhere between epsiodes
>>224985933is this "heathernonce" in the room with us now
Abschlusskanor Einseifen
So many pooners have walking sticks or wheelchairs
formerly chucks
>>224985964was beudeuten das... die blogpost?
remember to use this thread later instead of making an e new one>>224985012
>>224985964Sie müssen schlafen aber Ich muss tanzen.
>>224985998might be not sure yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZndJ4oayNaMThis broke my fucking heart.
I might be cooked in several ways but u know it would taste good enough that the people will pay and not wanna now how it got made. I don't even think they'd care any more. Would probs be a bonus. But idk if I wanna. I still wanna be actual good for everyone but the barriers make it so hard to be able to do it
noncing myself to death now
New>>224985012>>224985012>>224985012
>>224985967it has a flag for the specific part of the city where i'm from, bit creepy tbqh
i make better fried rice than the chinky chappyand he wants 4-5 quid for a portion
>>224986070early migration i reckon
Actual new >>224985012>>224985012>>224985012
tay's legs
Male Drynktes mit blau essen
>>224985831she legit looks like she had downs
Dancing with Piers in my eyesDancing with Kiers in my eyesIt's over it's overt
Well, you see, my willard, on this internet, things get confused out there. Men, women, the old sexuality, and practical masturbatory necessity. But out here with these degenerates, it must be a temptation to tranny wank. Because there's a conflict in every human heart, between the rational and irrational, between good and evil. And good does not always triumph. Sometimes, the dark side overcomes what Lincoln called the better angels of our nature.
>>224986137Sir Old Gimmick
᠏
>>224986137Sir Man From Unc
bad gimmick
>>224986123>Those implant scars on her shoulderYIKES. I'm KHHV and even I wouldn't touch her with a 10ft barge pole.
>>224986176take the piss
>>224985776why is netherlands not rubbing his knobule on the lad in front like all the other poofs?
you are me nowyou are me, now
>>224986164Sir Weeping
https://youtube.com/shorts/D3bIIy_eDfI?si=14FR85gnaHGHniL1
erm, what set it off this time that it's spamming some yank new?was it the cans? Or the chebs?
>>224986176didn't need to see your cv mate
Sir Peter Doherty
>>224986251that's me done
*roars*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROb4kdN6OKM
fucked it
>>224986274xx ^.^
Sir Bulge Area
>>224986309fodey and fishy x
>>224986247she's probably look alright if she gave Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys his glasses back
>>224984988I am sadly giving up on community college, apprenticeship or anything In general I am just beyound saving I failed too much and at my age I have to surrender i was too scared to hang myself
>>224985943bizarre post + it's not me posting the ugly ones
>>224986309oh my days that is massive
>>224986285rorke walking out of his room following a 46 dart leg checked out on d1
>>224986343>at my agehe's 23 btw
Reminder to order your big vapes before Oct 1 dutty duty changes lads
>>224986309He loves his fishing equipment so he does
>>224986356I failed too much I am not gonna amount to anything most people my age are successful or have a degree
>>224986343Can still make it bro chin upTry your hand at something new
>>224986309international break go cray
>>224986349You’re the only tranny here
>>224986411alri the sundays
Might cry properly for once. No holding back. Just sob and let it all out.
>>224986193how does someone get implants for their shoulder?
>>224986373Thanks for posting this dog
nowoke.zone
They know better, they know betterWon a gold medalAnd a gold bezelI treat it so special
oh he peeking
>>224986432Just say you're a virg and leave
>Ceuta overrun: Thousands of migrants charge through streets of Spanish enclave as police attempt to move them to official tent camp
whenever asian (chinese) women walk by me i can smell the chow mein and soy sauceutterly repulsed by this smell on women
burn all your thingsBURN ALL YOUR THINGS
>>224986487you must be mistaken, spaino assured me they all went home weeks ago.
trust in burnham
Rorke showing up to a kegger at Oberlin with his own cup
>>224986247i would cherish her
reckon britain should have a proper constitution like america
wrong thread you fucking idiots
>>224986573why not just copy the american constitution and say it's yours? like copying homework or whatever
I still don't get what bro was thinking
>>224986586who me
terribly terribly drunk
>>224986586i like this one better
tranny spammer fucked off to the dummy thread
>me me me me me me Hate this fat fucking bastard such an ego
>>224986586this was posted first and is for British culture instead of yank shite x
on the vin int I
>>224986639they call it the dummy thread because you've gotta be a sucker to post in it!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoulWzXVL4Q
Office workers rejoice! Employers now have to justify any request for RTO and cover all travel costs. WFH won.
>>224986646he earned it tbf
>>224986657You are not a baby deer. You are a mentally ill gay man.
damn china is raping this shit
>>224986547scr
>>224986667Earned what
>>224986682I miss Sophia
your (You)'s are in this thread>>224985012>>224985012>>224985012
any scammers in?
might try out a special interest in the next threadseems like a lark
>>224986646seething zoomer faggot
>>224986601the best guess i have is that he had that post-adrenaline spike of when you've made a really good point and everyone's understood it and then not to be seen as a dickhead you have to focus your attention to the next speaker quick
>>224986698what topic
I've never seen spaki so bad to spam other threads like thisusually 2-3 times but he's doing it like 8 timesis he dying?Is that why my williard is hard?
>>224986646nobody watches darts lmao
>>224986601He's probably yakked out on yola
>>224986657wow they're so fast x
luke the nigga nuke littler
>>224986686everyone hates him and hopes he loses
>>224986646Luke "The Puke" Hitler
saw a really weird post just then
>You are not a baby deer.
not spaki i just don't like these performative "look at me i am drinking" editions>>224985012>>224985012>>224985012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTpkLyqB_HI
omds the nuke really riling up the sexless twatsdarts is a shagger's sport
Edward ward
He's not bothered mate. Cool as a cucumber.
>>224986751>>224986688only 20 posts left in this one anyways, stop whining
>>224986755*
hasidim but a dont believe em
*performatively drinks*hello lads just had a bottle of wine and some ouzu
Who else, like me, Canslad, that's me by the way, lads, I'm Canslad, that's what I like to call myself x, is drinking?Anyone else? Drinking the cans? Like me, Canslad, that's my name!
I just want to go to bed
LMFAO, thank you for your service janny
oh no no no no
>>224986751
>>224986427let it all work out let it all work out
>>224986376not even remotely true
SCREEAM
janny taking no prisoners
set off the goyim extinction bomb, right fucking now.
>>224986796This one post is going to generate enough seethe to heat the entirety of Cheshire. Thank you CansGOD.
>>224986646>blaming hearn when fury has been ducking AJ for a decade and tried pulling some last min haggling to get the fight moved to americastate of these mancs
>>224985012
actual new>>224983428>>224983428>>224983428
>>224986852>>224986852>>224986852
>>224981660>>224981660
thats a deleted threadand thats the old
do not use the irish paedo's edition
seriously
