chapelle edish
>>224986859imagine being such a massive whore you go out in public like this to be seen by millions of people
>>224988298cats are clean cos they lick their bums clean
Why does she always wear that clown make up
used to have a few pints of guinness for dinner at the height of my alky days
>>224986887nudity is aristocratic
I got bullied at school because my shoelaces were too tight
got bullied at school cause my shirt was too clean
>>224988333you will be served copyrights if you keep using it
nth for the gyaldem
the wife
is the animal posting leaf the vocaroo girl with the cute voice
got bullied at school because I was autistic but they hadnt invented that yet
>>224986859
>>224988319but they are all just your own posts nobody else cares about "navigating" them except you
omds they’re trooning him
I was once battered so hard in a fight at school that he ripped off my trousers and pants and threw the latter into a tree so high up that they stayed there for the whole year.
in your mind she's your gf>>224988361in your mind she's your wife>>224988362
entire fridge freezer just decided to stop coolingtried all of the troubleshooting steps and it's fuckedhundreds of pounds about to be lost have to decide what to save and what to sacrifice
>>224988380The raped
battered bumhole lad
>>224988387yes
>>224988380screaming you were running around crying with your little willy out and all
if I went back in time to my schooldays with all the knowledge I have now id still end up a virgin wasting all my time on runescape because im a useless thick cunt
>>224988392fat bastard like you should survive
bruh
Goes without saying but Craig Bellamy's Wales lost
>>224988403rip x
>>224988392eat it all
>>224988415I'd end up hating people more than I do now
do the police just not care at all about shoplifting in this country?before you try defending shoplifters don't waste your time i've heard it already
Need wank
>>224988444no
>>224988444the police aren't bothered about most crime
Wayne Rooney has revealed that he is Jewish in a new documentary about his family.
>>224988444only if you're white
>>224988444did the shoplifters say anything racist?
>>224988425
>>224988392invite the less fortunate to your home for a meal that is what jesus would do
>>224986859chappy sex arse
I like how Andy Carroll made Rooney look like a dick for wanting to sue him by revealing he was molested in the book as well
Wayne Jewish
>>224988444it's so legal now i might start doing it
>>224988444too busy arresting people for tweeting 'N'
>>224988470trvke
>>224986859I worship women
Wayne Rooney is actually Polish, not Irish
>>224988470shoplifters are always white, total scumbag skagheads who can barely form sentences
British schooling contains a lot of homoerotic coded bullying I've noticed. A few of you have definitely been bummed.
>>224986859Dave Chapelle's transition to a ginger woman is quite shocking.
Wayne Roonski
Popular kids in my school played pokemon at lunch on their DSes and game boys. Don't remember anyone getting bullied. Some ribbing but nothing targeted
need to be locked up when im out of the house literally all i day all day is scan for arses like a machine
got the Souvenirs d'un autre monde on
not a fan of how if i go to have a wank within 2 hours of pissing it smells of piss no matter how long i spend trying to get all the piss out of my knob
>>224988523>half-irish, half-polishnever had a chance, bless his heart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMKoHWyxcv0
Has anyone here done magic mushrooms or any other psychedelics like DMT
wonder how much Wayne got paid for this fake Jewish ancestry bitBecause there isn’t a chance you’re like 45 and only just found out now your nan was a Jew in auschwitz … conveniently when Israel are being criticised heavily worldwide for committing a genocide
>>224988555mad how easy it is to be a 'woman'
>>224988562yeh
>>224988562*raises third eye*
I was the bully at my school. Used to shove neeks into lockers. Put their head into the toilet and flush. Things like that. Mad stuff looking back.
>>224988555seen her winky
>>224988533not seen those videos of those black lads who walk into greggs/prett/whatever and just take what they want and walk out lol
>>224986859love her!!
>>224988562no too scary I would never be in the right headspace
>>224988555willie mogs you
Israel equalised in the 55th minute, then the player who scored got a yellow for excessive celebration, but he was already on a yellow so he got sent off and then Austria scored twice in the 90th minute to win 3-1funny
i'm going to stand on the white cliffs of dover with a refugee welcome signnowt rorke can do
>>224988562yeah taken mushrooms, it was alright
>>224988575go on then
>>224988569he’s worth hundreds of millions doubt they would pay him enough to make him bother
>>224988598is Austria v Israel called the holocaust derby
>>224988562yeah
>>224988610*drop kicks you off the cliff*
rorke's got a job centre appointment tomorrowhe's taking them down from the inside he says
>>224988598antisemitism
You are seeing right through the performance. They are using politics as a prop to make themselves feel relevant, righteous, and busy.
the age of rppney
they ain't conscripting me for shit
>>224988631nice try but you'd get done for murder
The Duchess of Sussex will be in here tomorrow answering your questions, 8-10pm
taking acid and running around naked in public doing wotanic roars
>>224988614well don't want to be an evil vile creature do I
hope israel beats ireland despite the genocide. it would be funny they would be so mad
>>224988659you already are honey
>>224988624yeah so rich he’s doing punditry right?
>>224988562shrooms a few times and LSD and analogues about 50 times
>>224988661well Kosovo just did so they probably could
doing a quentanic roar spainoishly
>>224988562yeah i've done shrooms a couple of times and acid probably 20
>>224988379don't know much about mick jagger do you
For me it's smiling really widely during year 11 pictures day and my class mates noticing it. A few years after we'd all left an old pal would upload the yearbook on socials and tag my big grin xI was lucky my school was full of nice kids
right well made promises I don't intend to keep haven't I
>>224988677>>224988672the vanishingly rare preemptive one up
>Yes, Wayne Rooney previously lived in Washington D.C.Totally normal place for a person to live...
>>224988691shouldn't do that lad
>>224988661Ireland should beat them up and send them home a bloody mess
doing shrooms and going into big crowds of people and freaking out
Sir Big Grinner
need judge dredd to sort this country out
>>224988363raspy voice even worse than usual rn
>>224988706he was playing soccer there
>>224988721or judge rinder
>>224988687they got you there for smiling in a photo
>>224988687that didnt happen lad life isnt an anime
so turns out anti vaxers was right
>>224988415shouldn't talk about yourself like that, it's bad for your nervous system
>>224988730Do you post Bradley? You're my girlfriend in my mind.
right well im brutally and mercilessly blackraping my own arse at 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 mph aren't i
>>224988598LOL
>>224988755doing a lot of stroke me;)
how come all the Essex boys seem like proper lads lads But all London boys are just wiggers “wagwan” and all that
taking speed and lsd - now that's a bad combination
Are all cab drivers still English in northern England? They were all English when I went there a decade ago
>>224988763that's fast
>>224988772> northern EnglandBe more specific
TOP GUN MAVERICK... NOW THERS A MOVIE !
Wish I lived in the world with everyone else instead of the prison I've built for myself
dunno
>>224988767socioeconomic factors, yeah rorke?
>>224988767cos essex boys are actual london lads in exile whilst neo-london boys are rootless globalist bioweapon NPCslaves
>>224988790I was in Newcastle
>>224988772no they had a big push for bames
Lol this mong reading the torygraph, I wouldn't wipe my arse with it let alone pay for it.
>>224988766hahahawanking!!
>>224988772in liverpool they still are but every time I get one elsewhere they're brown
>>224988797:)
>>224988562once at a party some guy friends put lsd in my food and it was horrible, i don't understand why anyone would choose to lose control of their brain like that
>>224988755Long covid isn't it. And those turbo cancer deaths killing 20-30 year olds were caused by not trusting the søyence.
>>224988767hah yeah lads lad, that's me
queen - it's late, big tune, rocker>>224988812x
>>224988797HiWhat are you thinking about? (Words of wisdom if you don't know what I'm talking about, or what you're thinking about)
Remeber Cheshirefreak?
I'm in favour of Isreal, personally, ladsDon't get why the fuck anyone in Ireland wouldn't be
Canada you always know what to say. Say something to me :)
>>224988809Can't believe the Hamas lefty controlled parties and newspapers are pushing for this
ian won't be joining us tonight he was severely gangblacked while shopping for new slippers
>>224988838I hate this fucker so much
>>224988822hi>>224988842dinner
>>224988857wasn’t he the same as spainlard
no wanking for me today im too tired
>>224988867that wouldn't happen to Ian
>>224988867doesn't sound like something that would happen to Ian
>>224988872What about dinner
>>224988858You're an idiot as well so
>>224988759no i'd never even heard of him until this thread so posting him would seem like cultural appropriation
it's one o'clock and time for lunch
Cheshirefreak becoming the most important poster in /brit/ history is like when Gyokeres went to Arsenal
>>224988883>>224988885ian defence force raid
>>224988888dunno
Might just start looking at women's boobs
Thinking about getting a bunch of fruit and eating it
>>224988862
>>224988889Just dislike terroism, lad
>>224988891You should start posting Bradley. Make a folder. Collect the ones you like. There's a good lass.
Ian scratching his arsehole and then using his teeth to remove the brown sludge left under his yellowing fingernailsIan jumping up and down and swinging from the walls like a chimp
love making black people deliver me food in torrential downpours and only tipping 10%
>>224988870Antisemitic…
cant remember when I migrated to /int/ but there was no cheshire anon back then
it's fucking over
>>224988914Just eat, it's like 10AM. But I don't know that isn't what it's for Food is fuel
>>224988935THIS IS NOT IAN AT ALLSHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
>>224988883>>224988885what do you mean, he loves his slippers
>>224988870We keep falling for it, not understanding the world we live in, loving the people that are trying to kill us. I have to say that most white people are loathesome empty headed robots.
the most important poster in /brit/ history liamfollowed by michael pichael
>>224988763it is
>>224988921this causes ed
>>224988958What inspired him? The poisoning the well thing? I thought that was supposed to be “blood libel”
>>224988965Tom Brady and Peyton Manning.
>>224988969mental hospital
gingernonce was a weird poster
>>224988699it's not a competition x
>>224988973False
>>224988929Mongoloid idiot that still doesn't know what 10/7 was nearly 3 years later
>>224988940He's actually born where I was born>>224988958I really wish the worst for him
>>224988994thought he killed himself
>>224988949eat what
glod
>>224988969Last hurrah in the sense of impending suicide?
>>224989010Possibly
>>224988927good idea, apples, pears, plums
bwood wibew
>>224989005we co uld only be so lucky
>>224988980Money and murder.
>>224989001Just don't like bombing kids, you see
>>224988994he posts here he just avoids the overt paedophilia and other schizo fixations mostly he shills for israel/america
>>224989004Thessalonigga
This one terrifies me
the ocean floor is hidden from my viewing lens
wearing massive fluffly jumper and got two blankets in bednot too much as long as you dont wear any pyjama bottoms
New>>224967114>>224967114>>224967114
>>224988888WITNESSED
>>224989026Then do the bare minimum of reading yourself and you'll know why I think you're an idiot. The Jewish American journalist Max Bluementhal revealed 10/7 as the work of the Israeli government over 2 years ago. You normies never read or bother trying to understand anything.
>>224988994dead now of course
eating an apple my neighbour gave me
>>224989047frail little runt arent you
>>224988997so true x
>>224988379Who are these two gilfs?
>>224988930idk i'll think about it
mate's 31, graduated from uni a decade ago and is still using student discountshow do I report him to the police?
>>224989079tricked by a witch
Hellraiser VHS on bus stop
Like the only jew in this town,I go shalom,Peprone salame,Now throw your hands up to the sky
>>224989033yeah his family owns a lot of good property downtown
>>224989090god I hope so
still too warm to switch to the winter duvet
>>224989096it had to happen
sleepy
>>224989082...yh
gaydolf nigler
so my little go with a gta 3 special interest earlierenjoyable but a lot of workyou really do need autism for that stuff
>>224988740It did, my undiagnosed ADHD was a godsend in class room environments. Made me goofy but I wasn't disruptive enough to get into major trouble
can someone tell me how a much ecstasy pill should cost so I know I’m not getting mugged off
>>224989129fiver
the Bradley poster who had very specific Bradley filenames
>>224989129about tree fiddy
>>224989096I just saw 5 eggs placed on a bustop bench on my run an hour ago, wanted to take a pic but there were a lot of people
just been called a child molester in the new
ladsLADSThis shit is the greatest invention of the 21st centuryIt froths your coffee/teaFuck those coffee machines that cost 200 quid, you can have starbucks in your living room with this little old thingI'm HOOKED
Like the only nuke in this town,Uh leven 9,I bomb Sadam,Now fly your planes up Inshallah
>>224989074So you're arguing a different point
>>224989149can you put it in the bath to make your bath more bubbly haha
need you uncs on your way to Istanbul PRONTO
>>224988901Levels
just turned the brightness down on my laptop
>>224989148stop being a molester then?
>>224989149oh ye does it grind beans yeah
>>2249891295-10 euro max
>>224989176turkey have perfected straight-to-gay conversion therapy?
>>224989129have paid between three quid and a tenner beforetenner was when i was quite new to the stuff so probably got mugged off, but even so a tenner for the whole night isn't a bad deal at all
>>224989149yeah, great for making frappe
Mouse stream tomorrowHe's threatened if there's not more than 30 people there at any one time then he'll F off from /brit/ forever
why did the west invade Iraq after 11/9 when they had nothing to do with it
got my gay porn slippers on
>>224989177football is proper bent
>>224989180Ian type shi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoM1akWj--k
>>2249892179/11*
gay guys are all women so technically all gays are lesbians
Like the only poo in this crap,I go to town,When on the lav,Now throw your ass up and go brooownI'm gon need some mo TP momma,Imma,I'm gon flush shit down
you wont believe what is coming out of my bum right now
why is the speed of sound so much slower than the speed of light???
>>224989217israel and oil
quite like music
>>224989214
>>224989246sound is heavier
>>224989217ask george dubya bush himself.you won't
>>224989246inertia
>>224989254evilish ghoulish
>>224989254the face of a fella who has never read a book in his life
>>224989217read about the 5G towers and work backwards
>>224989252Meh. It's k.
>>224989252what music do you like
>>224989254a man I can trust
>>224989288lots of musicx
>>224989254never imagined mousey to be wrinkled and balding
>>224989298wow same. we have so much in common x
>>224989217protection of the petrodollar
>>224989230He said in his smelly school library computer room as the yard footballers exchanged winks with chav fitties
>>224989305yeahx
hows it evening
gfs cat is a proper weird little freak
Until there're not!
>>224989315it night
CANS!
>>224989315Hi blouseponce how's it be pedoing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S9O2T1B6xEpeeweetoms died an horrific death from being devoured by arse cancer. He was only 32 years old when he died,If you are a millennial you are on borrowed time.If you are a zoomer then you have maybe 10 years left to live, tops.
what it is right, is, it's a boiled egg yeah? you've got that, now, imagine it wrapped in sausage meat yeah, peppered? and then to top it off, its covered in breadcrumbs mateits whats called a scotch egg mate
>>224989317
gotta be up at 6, got toil
>>224986859Чaппeль Poaдshe got she got a way she got a way she got a wayshe's got she's got awayshe's got away, she got a waaaay
>>224989254That's not even the real Mousey. You've all been duped
>>224989363this is the mousey from an alternate Earth somewhere else in the universe
>>224989345Don't like the pepperLove the fucking scotch eggMiss the meat piesMiss the greggsErm, might need to do a one day to London x
just eat the damn oranges
>>224989246light just rawdoggs any medium whereas sound has to hop from atom to atom like a good goy cuck. sound is fully mogged
>>224989246light is made of subatomic particles. sound has to travel through a sludgy medium
jews are freaky as hell
>>224989345sounds ghastly
>>224989340Testicular cancer can affect:mentransgender womennon-binary peopleanyone assigned male at birth
>>224989398gay as all hell
>>224989345love that
light is alphasound? beta
might buy a book then read it
Mouse envy
what if time n that is a man made concept and the present isnt real and everything already happened n that what if we're just watching it mad that could be even madder
doing sobering up toil because most of the people who are worth interacting with are going to bed and ill be damned if im going to stay pissed with a load of gremlins such as yourselves
>>224989423careful now
just a taste
>>224989423unc
i'm gay and that's fine
>>224989423you'll do nothing
>>224989315On the X grind
>>224989440just one tiny bite
walked up the stairs just now
>>224989428well I'm soused and going to bed
adhd isn't real you dumb retard
>>224989317they're all weirdos. my sister's cat bites my face and when i was house sitting he'd jump in the tub when i was running a bath
do i have to declare my clandestine fawn operation on my UC claim?
might make it my gimmick to post this image repeatedly
>>224989455haha alri hows it foing
>>224989406i hope employed woman does not die of testicular cancer
>>224989445tell netanyahu i'm coming for him when you get to hell. (i'll be going there too because i'm a pedo)
>>224989459good man, BEST thing for ityou don't want to hang around with these utter NEET degenerates, especially after midnight, it becomes almost macabre
>>224989455Huffing and puffing as you did so
sucking an everlasting gobstopper
>>224989472whats going on here i dont like it
>>224989510umfawn sex trafficking
tickling mans own testicles
>>224989510it's texas fawn and friends rescue and rehab bubblemuffin
We here at /brit/ say Goodbye and Goodnight to my benign hyperstatic proplasia
>>224989531>>224989531>>224989531
amanda stillman - trans character in hogwarts legacy. she cooked with that one
