cirrhosis edition
>turn left onto dual carriageway>car behind me also entering at same turn>they turn straight into the right hand lane to overtake me>immediately put my foot down and accelerate to 70mph in third as fast as possibleanyone else do this?
Not sure how fucked I am from the cans tbqh
Class is race for the upper class.Race is class for the middle class.Class is race for the lower class.
>>224997242Then I just do 100 mph and overtake you
>>224997242no im not an emotional chav
>>224997234patient sits in his smelly bedroom all day and night and drinks at every chance he gets. He has now turned yellow. What's the diagnosis?
>>224997270He's Somali?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLuq4iIHgDQ
>>224997262that's fine, the point is that THEY decided before I even had a chance to accelerate normally on the dual carriageway "I'm going to overtake this slow cunt" so now they can overtake me at 90mph fuck them
Does she shut upShe never shuts upDoes she nag me? Yes she always nags meDoes it let up? No it never lets up! She does nothing, the boy does plenty!
>>224997274that's stupid. you are stupid.
heaven is void of light, jon
>>224997283I think you’re overthinking it
>>224997325while they're overtaking it
raping my own arse in an autumnal forest
>>224997290My baby does K aaall dayShe doesn't wash her hairdoesn't wash her cloooothesJust sits on the couch watching television showshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDqogSg9BXc
liz truss says the Bank of England was set up by Tony Blair
and I say you're a boring bastard
>>224997325I'm not. Left lane is the normal driving lane. What they should be doing is turn in into the left lane behind me and then after I get up to speed if they think I'm going too slow then they can move into the right hand lane to overtake me. But by turning left and going straight into the right hand lane they are assuming that I'm going to be some slow cunt who needs to be overtaken. They have not given me any opportunity to get up to speed (which I do just fine) and so it is only fair that I punish them.
>>224997352she could set up the wank of England if she'd show tits and pussy
Golden blue women are the only women worth anything
remember the postercounter. now that was qol
for all her misdeeds bonnie blue has a nice big jiggly arse for her size and her arsehole is in good shape
raping that lads arse in the autumnal forest
still can't believe i wanked to matt hancock grabbing that woman's arse
How about it's the "Tony Blair Witch Project" and it's found footage of Tony Blair destroying the country.
>>224997403where'd they find it?
>>224997283>>224997242u've been cucked on the motorway and now u're seething about being cucked here tooyou've been double cuckedimagine having so little going on in your life you give a fuck if someone accelerates a bit fast joining a motorwayutter freaknow the middle lane hoggers who go 65 miles an hour for HOURS now those are annoying fucks
>>224997400sc
>>224997400they both look grim
>>224997388*plays middle C*
>>224997400She was quite fit. Just goes to show you can be a gormless mong like Matt Hancock and still get a nice bit on the side by being in a position of power.
>>224997369They smell really good even when they don't shower>>224997417In Epping Forest
>>224997403vgp
Anagapesis
>>224997403>During a 2005 BBC Question Time election special, then-Prime Minister Tony Blair was confronted by audience members complaining that GP surgeries refused to book appointments more than 48 hours in advancepeople didnt know they were fucking living back then
i support women's rights most of the time but i also don't think they should be allowed to vote
>>224997433Incels lost!
>>224997433he gave her the job
sonion I'm crine xhttps://youtu.be/AbnjhNfLeCI?is=vLuWCUlX2mgMowJ2
need matt hancock interview with rory stewart
>>224997474God we have such buffoons in UK politics.
we never did hear much more about that camera placed directly inside a smoke detector fitted within the sitting Health Secretary's office that captured the images of Hancock and his mistresswho put it there? Where did the footage get sent? All these questions and more straight down the memory hole never to be mentioned again
relapsed on the drinking again, delirium tremenstoil looms
>>224997446what's the wait time now?
>>224997485that's what puzzled me too. guess we'll never know
>>224997458https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUIa9ShXfAI
>>224997494bruh it's basically not possible to get one
>>224997485>>224997496there was a theory that it was a hidden camera installed by a rogue employee but they later proved the camera had been there for years
you get fined £75 for driving off without paying for fuel but its costs over £100 to fill up the tank doing a think
here it is
>>224997491like 10% of very heavy drinkers get dts when they quit but if youre that worried get over to A&E get on the banana bags and libriums or even just ring your doctor and he'll give you them. nothing worth dying over. i wouldnt do cold turkey again though it was hell. and im still a drunk today but a bottle of wine a day is pretty harmless
>>224997517>its costs over £100 to fill up the tankif you drive a literal tank loli fill up my car for £40
>>224997400>imagine doing that>imAGINE ADMITTING THATshame needs to be brought back pronto
Earlier this year they found hidden cameras in hair removal studios in Bourgas and the guy was uploading them to the internet. >>224997500that's fucked
>>224997497nice x
>>224997530>a bottle of wine a day is pretty harmlessim pleased to hear you cut down on your drinking but this is literal insanityyou do realise how utterly insane that sounds to a non alcoholic, even to a heavy drinker like myself?
I have more in common with some Somalian than these melts
>>224997530i've had DTs 3 or 4 times already so i know the drill. it's actual hell, wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy
on holiday in devonjust drove through a village and some fucking old white bitch started having a go at me because i almost hit a horse when i went around a cornermaybe don't ride horses on the fucking roads? dumb fucking bitch
>>224997554>former bodyguard for tommy robinstein says it all really
>>224997403Sc
>>224997554i love how identifiable chatgpt made their image gen slop
wtf day two no alcoholgot the shakes and the flop sweatI will make it through this ok!!!
Kek rorkes da got two years for bottling a police officer
In July 2016, Thomas pleaded guilty to attempting to kidnap a man at knifepoint. Thomas, along with two others, burst into the man's house armed with knives, shouting "You're coming with us". The group falsely alleged that the man had stolen £10,000 worth of drugs from them.[8]The judge, who sentenced Thomas to two years in prison, called the incident "extraordinarily frightening" and said it was matched only by its "stupidity".[9] The judge told Thomas and his accomplices "Go and serve your sentences, learn the lesson and for God's sake don't get involved in anything as stupid again".[2]
https://youtu.be/X6l34JrVJW8?si=AUZNd9Pn5WZpSBmx
An English man will be racist when he drives a German car, lives in a house built by a Polish man, has a Polish wife, has a best mate at work who is Polish, and descends from a hodge podge mix of Celts, Germans, and French.
>>224997553that was a somewhat facetious remark i am aware that there are significant health risks associated with drinking a bottle of wine a day however having weighed the positives (it feels good) and the negatives (it is likely to result in a slow and painful death) i have regardless decided to continue upon my current course of action
https://youtu.be/OP_Ps0HjeAI
>>224997619you're actually braindead for enjoying this dtfic
>>224997606Wotanic, you wouldn't understand
>>224997534i fill up your mum for a fiver
>>224997628germans and poles are both white you mong
>>224997605He got off light if that’s true
This could be us
>>224997660No word on Celts or the French?
god help us
>>224997628https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8hGR1ZpUPwI love you more than bears love honeyI love you more than Jews love moneyI love you more than Asians are good at math...I love you even if it's not hipI love you more than black people don't tipI love you more than Puerto Ricans need bathsJewish people driving German carsJewish people driving German carsJewy people buying German cars
>>224997662He actually chucked a small plastic bottle into the air
>>224997681obviously white the fuck are you smoking
>>224997629does it feel good to have a bottle of wine every single day?i drink too muchbut it definitely doesn't feel good drinking a bottle of wine everyday. if i'm on holiday and drink 5 days in a row it feels terrible and like i'm doing it "just because" rather than pleasure. if anything the rare benefit of being a heavy drinker is it does get it out of your system for a bit. if i'm rat arsed and then hungover etc last thing i want is another drink.
oh he peeking
>>224997662only leftypol gets to assault police and get away with it
>>224997635https://youtu.be/qhS28h9HZHU?si=a9DzUOdp3onN-B3E
>>224997703me when my friend takes ketamine and enters the k hole
>>224997708Don't really get away with it though do they
>>224997716thought he was cutting it right back?
>>224997605it wasn't for throwing a bottle, spastic. he had a suspended sentence.
>>224997768Loooooooool ok leftypol!!
>>224997696it gives me something to look forward to every night. i can suffer any hardship during the day on the thought of it. its the only thing in my life guaranteed to satisfy
>Loooooooooloh no it's this mentally ill retard again. always responds like this when you prove him wrong.
>>224997773that sounds horrific desuhopefully things pick up xx
An English man will be racist when he drives a German car, lives in a house built by a Polish man, has a Polish wife, has a best mate at work who is Polish, and descends from a hodge podge mix of Celts, Germans, and French.His favourite food is cooked by his trans Thai mistress.And his favourite video game character is an Italian Plumber.See the hypocrisy?
>>224997773ktimwhat do non drinkers even enjoy?
see you all in the pictures to watch the Doctor Who "not really a movie but just a 2 parter episode from 20 years ago being shown in full with maybe some deleted scenes" movie
>>224997789no
ok i will post it!
>>224997270Lupus
An English man won't be racist when he drives an American car, lives in a flat built by an English man, has an English cat, has a colleague at work who is Irish, and descends from a hodge podge mix of Celts.
>>224997789do you think Afghans love you?
spaki wasting yet another day of his life on /brit/
>>224997824cats come from africa. nice try
>>224997820do i even need to say it?
driving my german car and fucking my polish wife then scranning courtesy of the thai mistressyou mad?
fancied reliving the "on yom kippur of all days" one-thread gag so I was scrolling back in the archive and some mad lad has been randomly posting it on and off this whole year lol
>>224997738you were saying?
>>224997553a bottle of wine a day would not sound at all insane to a "heavy" drinker
>>224997797they dont get the same highs and lows we do but then again their minds arent ruined. alchies have low baseline dopamine production so when we get sober we are extremely bored and likely to relapse
>>224997605looks like ozzy osbourne
>>224997862nothing personal mate
>>224997234the bottom one looks like it would taste great on a piece of baguette
>>224997890clearly serge gainsbourg mate
>>224997895hello hannibal lecter
>>224997895hannibal lector over here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIjqHqvVoYU
>>224997895le cannibal man off of the telly xD
>>224997888yeah I’ve been holding off the bottle since tuesday and it’s been hellish
sniffing some blow
>>224997866Not exactly what I thought you meant by Leftypol
>>224997921s
>>224997895hi hannibal *holds up spork*
>>224997903>>224997905>>224997921of course, the fine chianti
>>224997866>suspended sentence
>>224997935s
>>224997866mental how you keep arguing a point you've already losta suspended sentence is sometimes given for first offences, which also applied to all of them right wing protesters in the recent protests
>>224997927can I have some?
>>224997928le no true scotsman.
>a suspended sentence means you can't leave the house to protest Huh?
/brit/, you know we're finally here right?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AnG04qnLqI
Imagine Emma Watson sitting on your face and ripping nasty braps. Can you imagine such a blissful thing?
>>224997967i know exactly who you are. you get sent flying and start replied without quoting. every single time lmao spacker
An English man will be racist when he drives a German car, lives in a house built by a Polish man, has a Polish wife, has a best mate at work who is Polish, and descends from a hodge podge mix of Celts, Germans, and French.His favourite food is cooked by his trans Thai mistress.His favourite video game character is an Italian Plumber.His favourite memory is being pissed on by a Welsh woman.His favourite beer is German.His mumsy bought him a Finnish sweater for Christmas.See the hypocrisy?
>>224997947Blow your head off, cuck. (or better yet, go get your kitchen steak knife, and sever your wrist arteries)
Rorke getting clattered and battered by the spirits that wander the City of Forgotten Souls
>>224998000grow up
>>224997929egghead
I want to be a cuck so bad
whats everyone getting for christmas then
>>224997947they come down on rorke like a ton of bricks and let leftypol off with a slap on the wrist. this is obvious to everyone except little mongs like you
>>224997947he received a suspended sentence for flying kicking a police officer. other people get put in prison for making posts on twitter that entirely supports his argument
*puts on bruce dickinson voice*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nl8gud7QMVw
>>224998013a finnish sweater
>>224998012Sorry but being a cuck gives women the ick
oh they seething
>>224998013bollock busting experience day
one for copealone x
>>224998026I know when I found this out I was depressed
>>224998013a cuck chair
>>224998013a one-off christmas bonus
>>224998013a year of unhappiness
actually losing the plot, but what can you do
>>224998034Yes we know Christianity is a Masonic cult and hand signals are a large part of that whole scene
>>224998051read a wiki synopsis
>>224997995>my super detective skills mean I've figured out who this brit poster isSounds like you need to spend less time on in here and more time in the real world mate
>>224998013a generous pension contribution matching my own from toilberg
today is my birthday, that means it's time to treat myself
what we doing this weekend then lads? what's the move, what's the play?
I nootice Germans write in a very complex way even on 4chan, even when they write in English. Most ESLs adopt a very simple language because of their limited vocabulary but Germans seem to know advanced words and grammatical rules.
Massive countries like Russia (and the US) are full of bluster, threats and generally bad ideas. Meanwhile good old blighty just sits back and nods quietly.
>>2249978817 bottles of wine = 70 units across 7 daysheavy binge drinker like myself 20/25 units a day for 2 separated days across the week = 50 units and like i am a heavy drinker and 50 units is a fuck loadbut here geezer is on 70 AND he's doing it each day rather than on and offso yes it does sound insane>>224998034YTEAHHH BOIII
>>224998077Same thing I do every single day lie about Fuck allNothing Nada
>>224998064you're here all day. be quiet.
Is it a good idea to hold a shit in or can that be dangerous
>>224998077social anxiety prevents me from living a full and complete life
>>224998013grinch
are your parents your best friends
does youtube have some kind of option for making ai thumbnails or are people using chatgpt to make them then upload them?
>>224998077so homealoneevryfridaynightmight try and stir myself to leave the house for a walk during lunch or something on saturdaysunday there's the big C as we say haha might get smashed sunday afternoon
>>224998090you'll get an impacted colon
>>224998077dunnoi should probably write down a plan or ill forget and end up doing a mix of chores, snacking, and playing pirated sex games
>>224998090holding a piss is good for preventing incontinence. holding a shit you should never do that, very bad for the rectum.
>Reform announces plan to completely abolish PIProrke on pooicide watch
>>224998093youre getting the grinch? on dvd?
>>224998095It's built-in to YouTube now>t. YouTuber
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suBARTPm1fk
>>224998071happy birthday mate, love you x
Just remembered the Palestine action "hunger strikes" last year lmao One was intermittent fasting and the others were clearly sneaking meals yet leftypol was going utterly hysterical claiming they were going to die any day now>lost 10kg in 70 days Went on a diet really
>>224998111nogrinch to ruin nephew christmas
>>224998092get over it you big girl's blouse
get them inget them housedget them grinched
>>224998083Fucking hell mate that's absolutely lush and I mean lush you've earned that mark you really really have
>>224998110Oh my. Remember NEETmongs: you're a self-adorned "Protector of the White Race". Will you make the ultimate sacrifice for the good of England?
6 roast chicken thighs for breakfast
ssm back on the gambling now?
>>224998110me when I'm preparing an orange
WELL NOW THATS IT RIGHT THERE INNIT PROPPA LUSH FULL INGLAND THERE
reckon ive said everything i needed to say to /brit/repeating myself atp
not long now
My last PIP payment was so large the money was bursting out of the envelope and spilling on to the floor as I walked home.
>>224998153heh
>>224998172she cute
>>224998157ai slop
beautiful womangoing to dedicate this day to her and plan a nice vacation to finland to smoke some cigs in a forest
>>224998161GRINCHED.COM
>>224998124its called being a decent fucking human being
leftypol really gets him livid
Where did you meet your gf? Might look for one this weekend
gp
>>224998202zoo
>>224998161Can I hire one of these as a 29 year old skinnyfat permavirgin bloke that lives alone or do you need to have a family?
Queue times are 8 minutes rn UK servers
>>224998177did it blow away
>>224998189dont disgrace her majesty's tea you mucker
>BROS ITS NEARLY OCTOBER>NEARLY FINAL THIRD OF THE YEARFUCKKKKWHERE IS THE GFFFFGF2026 ANOTHER YEAR OF FAILUREREEEEEEEEEEEEEE>>224998190are you serious u think this woman is beautiful?
>>224998208alri mousey
>>224998208Dont really agree with zoos, ethically speaking
the objectively current temperature is 21 degrees and it pisses me off to no end when people set the aircon to anything else saying they like it a different temperature when they actually don't
there’s no money in being a rent boy I’ve tried
>>224998228give it a rest leftypoo
>>224998230as you get older you generally feel more cold. you'd know this if you were above the age 20
>>224998218Finish the year strong. Q4 is OUR quarter. Autumn is our moment. This is our mantra.
I meant to say correct fuck this I'm not coming back until next thread this one's a wipe
>>224998244I'm rorke
>>224998247the man from unc
>>224998195What is? Not hunger striking?
one of the catbergs that hangs about near toil is a pretty cool guy might take him home
In reality, /brit/ would eat her shit in a heartbeat if given the opportunity.
>>224998088I know you are mate and it's muddled your brain, you're seeing me everywhereProbably see me before you go to sleep don't you
>>224998247wrong you're a fuck head just set it to 21
>>224998228never actually been to a zoo me
>>224998264After all these years nigga, I still admire you compulsion. I wish I shared it for getting my life back together
>£3,500 UC and PIP this monthIt lush x>Max payment is only a few hundred pounds!!!!Oh yeah, that's what I got... a few hundred to tide me over... x
That guy's always posting odd things isn't he
>>224998284It's a different poster
>>224998086rank amateur we at /brit/ practice competitive drinkingyou’re just on a performative level
>>224998284lost respect for him when he said he'd eat a black woman's poo
Russia is well within its rights to conduct Tactical Nuclear Strikes against Decision Making Centres across Europe.
why do bongs add a berg suffix to words?
>>224998306Forwarding this to the appropriate authorities
>>224998306british culture?
>>224998307FOY
>>224998307yankberg onamadonestein
>>224998320lmao real
>>224998307
Gf is always hot and it's really getting on my nerves because she never fucking shuts up about itWe'll be in a completely temperate environment and she'll be whining "it's soooo hot"Fuck off
>>224998320gp
>>224998320screamingshire
>>224998307We're funnier than you
>>224998307That's an antisemitic dogwhistle exclusive only to /brit/
>>224998333me when the 111 operator asks what service I require
>>224998330lol I hope that's really his name
>>224998331Give her a smack upside the back of her head
>>224998357scr
>>224998218>are you serious u think this woman is beautiful?She is the peak
went back to sleep for another half hour
me when mummy brings out the picky bits tea
>>224998389stupid lazy bastard cunt fuck you
>>224998389Good lad. Remember you're a mere flesh automaton. Calories in, calories out and REM cycles. That's all it comes down to.
>>224998391ai slop
>>224998391how do they do that
We need to keep Israel safe
>>224998258roarke
>>224998370Think that'll sort it?
did my first wank for 6 days yesterday and it came out like thick glue
>>224998402unfortunately, my nigga..
>>224998331eat her hot box
>>224998422how did it taste?
>>224998228they're good for conservation
>>224998422there was a large dead tadpole in mine yesterday
>>224998416No, it was a test. Never hurt a woman. Don't even consider it.
you never hear stories of rationing or evacuees these days
>>224998422you wanked for 6 days? impressive
>>224998443soon
>>224998331girls are always freezing thoreckon you might have a trans one on your hands there
>>224998441
>>224998455Doesn't look like a tranny?
>>224998307We're Jewish
>>224998443One time my phone data was running low and I had to limit my wanking to under four times a day until the end of the month
man slurry
>>224998464punished tim
1 in 3 people think im hilariois
lost in a world of doubt and insecurity
Mental how mad it all is. It's actually bonkers.
would much rather live in a zoo if i were a wild animalthey roam for miles because they have to not because they enjoy it
we must protect female journalists rorke. did you know 10% of journalists killed last year were female? theres a crisis rorke
I need around £2,500,000Then I can go live in a cabin in the middle of nowhere
Covid proved the Yookayish population are lemmings who will accept conscription
my life a botched cheadle nuclear test
>>224998530willingness to not go to work and watch more netflix is a bit different to fighting a war i think
>>224998530I think being made to stay indoors and watch netflix is a slightly different proposition to seeing your children get blown up by russian drones
Working in an office has really helped reign in my wanking
>>224998494more like hitlerious
>>224997234what happens to ray shoesmith after mr inbetween?
>>224998520thats a massive cabin
business idea: nuclear holocaust
why are you talking about conscription? what is happening bros?
>>224998570his life is over
>>224998562only thing that did it for me was the post 35 test drop
>>224998578war were declared
i have the smallest non micropenis in the world
>>224998571Yeah I want my electronics and stuff too don’t actually want to be living in some grim tiny little shed cabin I also want 100 + acres of land
YOUR country needs poo
I'm so fucking fat, need to be hunted down
>>224998578We just formally entered a state of war
>>224998613doing a poo
I'm stuff
>>224998623Did you join the Gaza Holocaust
>>224998623>>224998597i dont believe you
turned off caps lock on my phone and my posting has gotten even lazier as a resultthe big letters made me more serious
what’s your class in the brit war squad?
me when I'm tactfully telling my son that Fluffy won't be coming back from the vet
>>224998650bizarre and so inaccurate, imagine the leftypol cuck that goes through all these mental gymnastics each day
An invasive species of shrimp has been discovered in a protected waterway, raising concerns for native species and the wider ecosystem.Demon shrimp eat little fish, fish eggs, are less effective at cleaning the water than native species and are highly aggressive. They don't belong in the mix," she added.Manager Piers Horry said that once invasive species get settled in an environment they are difficult to remove."We've tried to eradicate them but we were surprised how quickly that population boomed. We're looking into other methods, such as potentially introducing predators, to address the problem.
>>224998659lower middle, I get my rifle polish from M&S but I put it on myself
>>224998674didnt know these existed 5 seconds ago but now i bloody hate them
>>224998674>We're looking into other methods, such as potentially introducing predators, to address the problem.me when I was head of recruitment at the BBC in the 90s
you heard the wildlife director, get the lions released into bradford
>>224998659berserker
>>224998256COPE BUT I LIKE THE ENERGY
>>224998694boomers when they open Facebook
but what about the huguenots, rorke?
who are we at war with
you, an idiot: smallme, smart: hugenot
>>224998734Eton class
>>224998734libdem militias
>>224998674>We're looking into other methods, such as potentially introducing predatorsBbc recruitment policies havent changed i see
>>224998751>>224998751>>224998751New
>>224998734me
>>224998659wanking in a foxhole specialist
