screaming edition
>>224998734Racism, terrorismBut most of all, we're at war with ourselves
>>224998756ian hislop ladies and gentlemen
>>224998674mad how when shrimp do it it's badbut when humans do it it's good>>224998734many people/nations/ideas/groupsbut primarily we are at war with our own government who hates us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ga6v91ZGL1U
Standing at the top of /brit/ Towers and declaring victory for Rorke!
who is the medic?
Rorke having a go on the bouncy castle
Da Yookay needs you bruvFight against Russia
Reading the Rorke canon.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Two-tier_policing
Rorke stuck on his back on the bouncy castle while the other kids keep bouncing around him, sending him flying this way and that
Only one party can save us
Saw a lovely young Black GP today. She was kind and caring. My rorke status has been revoked. I am now a leftpol.
russians hacking into my bollocks and triggering their self destruct mechanism
>>224998822me, to no-one in particular, before I vault the DJ decks and put on S Club 7
>>224998831Why did you go to the GP? Chronic illness is it?
naebdy lives forever
What makes /brit/ the most overloaded general on int? You hit bump limit every three hours if not less while you can see other generals can stay for 1-2 days without need to create new one.
nature has forgotten us
feeling a bit vulnerable today team
>>224998866spamberg
Rorke advertising himself as a "cuddly bear" on grindr!!!
did we ever find out why 2 hours after Andy burnham cut off trade with illegal Israeli settlements all our airports shut down? Just a random glitch probably
>>224998866we have a lot to say
>>224998762Tim's a bloatgod
>>224998866our faustian spirit cannot be contained
>>224998851No. Bit of projection is it? Got the ol' cirrhosis have you?
>>224998887tbf it happens every other week now
>>224998866
>>224998866every time I shag your mum I update /brit/ with how many strokes it took
Just hit my toeberg on the doorberg
>>224998905All of my illnesses are hidden thankfully ;)
>>224998831Hope you're alright mateLast time I saw a black doctor she called me obese while being the size of a hot air balloon
quoth the raven, "suck my knob"
hey everyone, i need a bit of of an advice here, this is my second year at university and i decided to stay in accommodation because i was unable to afford a studio flat this academic year. Since I’ve moved in, i’ve met all my flatmates, 4 of them are returning students who was my flatmates last year (who also are in second year) and the other one is new. Starting off his foundation year.Now what im concerned about, the new student who’s moved in, is high spectrum autistic, along with a speech problem, yesterday he was struggling to open a box of paracetamol and asked me how to open it, then asked me how to take out paracetamols, so i showed him, he didn’t know what to drink with these paracetamols. And asked if there was a special type of liquid he needed to drink, i had to explain its just water, I asked if he’s ever took them before, he said he has took them before but it was always his mum who sorted out his medications, it was his mum who cooked for him, washed for him etc etc. Anyway, i turned around for a brief moment so i can cook my food, to then see him about to take 8 paracetamols altogether, so i quickly slapped it out of his hands and told him if he took 8 that could literally be considered as an Overdose and had to explain that he needed to take 2. And when to take the others.
>>224998919i did that recently. whole toe went black with bruising.
Need one of those lanyards that tells people I'm a mong
>>224998910mogs me
>>224998945FOLC
>>224998939she can still be correct while being ironic
>>224998919owberg
trained all my life for war on video games ill be okay
Biomass built Britain
love going to the GP, melast time I just told them about my chronic foot pain and they said I was a beastfelt good coming from a medical professional
jaffa cakes for breakfast then
fat bastards really do get so riled up about another heavy person calling them fat. they'll shriek and cry hypocrisy, as if the fact that a heavier person calling them overweight somehow negates the fact that they're human balloons
>>224998945> i need a bit of of an advice here>doesnt actually ask for any advice
>>224998979they're tired of seeing fat mong retards like you wasting their time
bame impala
Going to buy a cross training as a fine addition to my home gym. It will be an easy cardio option to warm up then I can do my strength sets afterwards. Running is becoming irritating. Would have gone rower but lower back toil can wait until the deadlift.
>>224998945Before we proceed: I recognise this is a post you copied and pasted from Reddit.But that's a mental situation. Actually mad and mental. What are his parents thinking send him off to uni?Also, what's with Zoomers going to uni and not understanding paracetamol dosages?
>>224998971>>224998963>>224998987Now unfortunately i’ve realised he doesn’t know how to cook, he doesn’t understand how to use his air fryer or even the oven and he doesn’t know how to use the washing machine, or even know how to wash up. It’s got to the point his dishes are all stacked up, his clothes whenever he comes into the kitchen smells of BO quite strongly. Yesterday, the smell of BO was lingering in the kitchen for quite some time for a while. And it’s that type of stench where you physically feel nauseous from it. He keeps getting all of us in trouble with the residence team and cleaners because he’s cross contaminating the rubbishes even though we told him multiple of times how to recycle our rubbish correctly. (as it does get checked every day and if its not done properly for more than 2 weeks we will get a £250 fine each).I’m getting concerned as i’ve had two of my flatmates bang on his door screaming in his face, which caused him have an autistic breakdown. He’s now too scared to go into the kitchen or leave his room even though his mess is still in there. And it’s making the flatmates even more angry. I’ve tried going to our res hub and university about this but they said it’s not my problem to deal with. But i’m having to explain it is my problem and it is everyone’s problem because if something doesn’t get sorted we’re all going to get a £250 fine each. And we got someone who quite literally doesn’t know how to look after himself to the point he almost OD’d on medication because he didn’t know how many tablets to take. But they didn’t really seem to bother or care. I don’t think the guy is getting any support from the university either.
Just got BRUTALLY mogged in tesco
does anyone know if this war is gonna be a fun one like ww2 or a grim one like ww1
absolute unit of a post that
>>224999008scream this is me every time i leave the houseaMOGGEDEON
As a supporter worker for 3 gentlemen on different levels of the spectrum this needs to be raised to safeguarding. I don’t know how it works with university but definitely needs to reported.
>>224999002your lower back is probably the third last area used in rowing, right after glutes and neck
imagine if /brit/ wasn't so fast i'd probably leave once in a while to do other thingsbut can't you see, would miss out on some banger of a post
mumsnet wank
>>224999040>definitely needs to reportedyep, spamming/flooding, way ahead of you
If I went to university I would DEFINITELY get an autistic flatmate and probably the rest wouldn't speak English. I would completely miss out on the typical student experience lmfao.
>>224999046Was meant to ask, where to cop those outfits?
>>224999006ktim
absolutely insane how good it feels to be smiled at and treated nicely by a pretty girl, women are OP
>>224998965Oh no yeah I was fat at the time it's just one of those things that catches you off guardLike the belgian health minister being a massive fat woman
>>224999046mindblowing that political cartoonists still existsuch a shitty little boomer relic
who do we like on this year's Bake Off then?bet it's the autistic vegan girl for you lot
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>>224999085Never seen it. Was watching Asmongold and he made some astute points so I left him a dono.
>>224999085im not homosexual so i dont watch that
i just farted
>>224999078we just make internet ones instead
>>224999078For me its double dees
>>224999069good psotliterally impossible to be sad when loved romantically by an attractive women
>>224999046He's just obliterated those rorke's haha! So true!
>>224999064>tfw i was the autistic onewas very grateful for the chinese flatmates i had actually they kept to themselves
>Obesity costs Britain’s economy £20bn a year
should have just let him have 8 paracetamolsproblem solved (not your problem)
Would love a girlfriend but I'm far too mentally unstable for that
>>224999133inda feel the same ngl
>>224999139don't worry diego mate, no bird wants you anyway
On holiday in France this year - everyone at the resort was English, everyone was obese and so were their kids.No one was poor, no one was uneducated. They just sat by the pool all day, eating and drinking. The kids were glued to their screens. No one did any exercise or even swam.At some point people need to take responsibility and not blame external factors.
>>224999133
>>224999128Interesting that smokers cost the NHS £2 billion a year but they generate £12 billion in tax ever year yet smokers are the ones demonised at every opportunity not the fat disgusting pigs
>>22499915422Just a fucking kid
she was barely 22 you sick fuck
>>224999144>shared dormlol what university has this?i thought every university was private
>>224999128>Obesitysounds like a black name
>>224999158Reckon they generate more tax than additional tax from foods?
My dream GF? She would be similar to me, but less autistic, sexo and an absent or passed away father (so I don't have to meet him).
>>224999154hope when im 40 im exclusively shagging 16-19 year olds
i'm not obese
>>224999150IVE BEEN DONEEE>>224999187>an absent or passed away father (so I don't have to meet him).absolute state of you
im a patriot forever but there’s nothing worse when you go abroad and you get down to the beach and set up and all you hear is English accents around you. Grim
>>224999172my black MP's surname is Obese
>>224999200also God isn't real sorry mate you're completely alone
An overweight person will cost the country more than a migrant over the course of their life
>>224999174Not even close
>>224999201then you come home and go out and you don't hear any
First Diego bait of the day has been cast
>>224999203blud has a ufo landing spot on his head too wtf
>>224999215how so mate?
black missus just told me she's the only imaginary missus i'm allowed to havedidn't have the balls to talk backthe imaginary lads are going to say i'm whipped :/
>>224999200Sorry but I'm not interested in befriending someone's Dad. Sorry but I just won't do it.
mad people still think prince andrew is a noncebet they assume thats why he was arrested
>>224999240we're all someone's dad, mate
>Transgender women, 31, ‘bit off stepdad’s ears, gouged his eyes and raped him before he plunged from balcony trying to escape
remember when the nhs changed the definition of obesity because so many people were fat enough to be classed as illtake that into account obesity costs the nhs 50 billion.
>>224999252there was 31 of 'em? matey never stood a chance
>>224999255My face a 10, my body tea Everything on me natural, I'm petiteAnd I got some pretty feet...
I'm 40st
so korea is japan but for gen alphanippon has fallen
>>224999252doubt like this particularly ghoulish brqd
>>224999218Haha my old uniI saw that fake fucking degree, that and games design. Mickey mouse degrees
>>224999252least insane trannoid
mickey mouse famously had a subpar educational background
>>224999252fail
My degree is in electrical engineeringI occasionally use the knowledge for my hobbies, but I've not once used the degree itself
>>224999252Employed woman did whaaat?
>>224999324KTIM!!
So this is porke
In 2024, around 70% of adults in England were overweight or obese.
>>224999324you should be raking it in with a degree like that
>>224999352loooolmaybe in days gone by
>>224999363at a certain point it's not rape, genuinely
If current trends continue, around 75% of adults could be overweight or obese by the next census in 2031.
>>224999348cor could go for a pig trotter
If you didn't do STEM or a classical Humanities (classics, politics, niche bits of history) it's literally over for you
>>224999276s
>>224999381enjoying your time in australia so far ahmed?
that's a young lady with her arse out
Roaring at this https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1790331861273781.mp4
barely 30 years old my life hasnt even started yet
>>224999363this is ai
>>224999399a mere youthful slip of a thing
>>224999363that's a bubble butt
>>224999386Technically I'm "overweight" according to my BMI but I'm actually just a dench bastard
>>224999421You're fatter than you think
>>224999397not even a smirk
>>224999368i thought that was like the best degree
>>224999363ava that's not normal
>>224999381based>>224999393cringe
>>224999397Niggas really be having their ai talk to them like it's a human oh my days>>224999426Not as fat as your mum am I though mate, proper fat slag she is and trust me I'd know
>>224999397Alright. 0:43 got me.
Obesity is today's obsession is it?
>>224999389I did music and dropped outit is indeed over for me
>>224999240mates is the wrong word but have you never had friendly relations with a mate's dad or someone older at work who is a dadjust bizarre
The reality is grim. Around two thirds of UK adults are already overweight or obese, and if the trend continues, that could approach three-quarters by 2031. This isn't harmless, it is one of the biggest preventable drivers of disease and premature death, and yet we've normalised it to the point where people barely see it as a health problem. Get some exercise. Put the fork down. Move your body. Eat less. Your body isn't a disposable container for whatever you feel like eating today. Treat it like the thing you have to live in for the rest of your life. A pound lost. A fat cell shrunk. A year of life potentially gained. A clue gained.
>>224999466Broke nigga alliance
>>224999486Yelping
>>224998866Every other country has their own imageboard to post on. We don't, so /brit/ is all we have.
>>224999466don't know who most of them are
>>224999466>muslims and north koreapowerful
try getting out this weekend. do something you normally wouldn't do
god is a girl
>>224999501being a productive member of society?
>>224999466funny seeing egypt on there despite them building a massive wall along their border to stop any Palestinian refugees
>>224999501You sure your mum won't miss me?
>>224999516sure
>>224999466It's strange. We need to be team israel to destroy the muslim menace. But then, the muslim menace only exists because of jews. Funny
>>224999533>We need to be team israel to destroy the muslim menacesays who?
>>224999519tbf that is consistent with saying palestinians should have their own state
>>224999501do this every weekend more or lessnot really anything left that i wouldn't "normally" dounless u count like sky diving or something mental
>>224999554elaborate
england is palestine and ireland is israel
sucking a golf ball
>>224999554Humanity, you ugly little niigg
any PC sweats know if this is good for £2000GPU: NVIDIA GeForce RTX 5070CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600RAM: 32 GBSSD: 1 TB
>>224999437engineering in the UK pays pennies if you can even find a job
>>224999533>We need to be team israel to destroy the muslim menaceLiterally and unironically an idea invented by israel to legitimise their existence and maintain favourable opinions of them in the west
>>224999560i was talking to people who have a chance in life. not you.
>>224999567i don't need to be team israel to nuke the middle east
>>224999046meanwhile in actual reality https://files.catbox.moe/p7v023.webm
zoomers gonna zoom
>>224999568ulster was promised to them
>>224999589Yeah, but we can't defeat them with muslims about. It's their whole purpose, they wield islam like a scythe. Deal with the orcs, then the wraiths after. Otherwise, you're fucked?
had bumsex with a lady from work last night after an industry event. was very nice.
all those posts above? all me
>>224999589the enemy of my enemy is my friend (doesn't need to be a permanent alliance)
>>224999597DUNELM
>>224999602i hate people who film in publicdon't wanna be in your little shitty tiktok diary
so mindbroken by 4chan i need to do an imaginary little captcha in my head everytime i want to speak irl
>>224999626why bumsex? does she not have a fanny?
>>224999612Yeah first we need to expelliarmus irans nuclear programme and defeat darth paki or else we're heckin doomed!
>>224999662dont go in public then
>>224999626font
>>224999664refuse to believe this is true
>>224999612>we can't defeat them with muslims aboutbluepilled
>>224999662stay off the sidewalk, walk into oncoming traffic
>>224999664buy a pass
>>224999626>>224999665
>>224999664I do captchas so fast now that I don't even consciously know what I'm doing it happens in half a second
Two Cornwalls
>>224999606this will amount to fuck all
>>224999667Something like that, yeah. But first we need to absolve parliament.
>>224999665did a bit of that first of course but then bumsex
theyre getting their waves done today x
whats a captcha?
>>224999602first time i hear fatima swear or get angry lmao those muslim women are soo meek
>>224999669>>224999680yeah just expect the whole world to not walk outside so you can be a z-list influencer on tiktok
>>224999639So you're saying we should ally with muslims against israelWhat in your mind does 'defeating islam' even meanIf every paki in the uk converted to Christianity the country would still be fucked, islam isn't the problem its just a common denominator for the dregs we've had imported here for decades
oh he peekin
unfiltered yanks yesterday and I think I might put them back on
>>224999678They're a disgusting, overwhelming biomass. This is fact. Hence why they weaponise them despite being 0.x% of the population.
>>224999606young people will complain about how the boomers fucked them over then go vote for the islamo communist party
POO COCK!
>>224999712i expect to live in an ethno state like your father and his father did what you think of social media is beyond anything that matters
>>224999626Ooo sounds romantic! Do you think she is "the one"?
my dad died when he was 47, he was just a kid
>>224999719SCREMhttps://files.catbox.moe/v5hrxl.webm
>>224999721you are left/right brained. bluepilled. true knowers realize the correct choice is to pick your OWN side
>>224999712or how about you just stop crying every time you see a camera in public which is ironic considering you're not arsed whatsoever about the overwhelming government and corporate surveillance on every street
>>224999751thirty years left. potentially.
>>224999721You said it yourself shylock, biomassThe mass still exists regardless of its religion10 million african christians or indian hindus is no betterIslam isnt the problem. Pretending it is distracts from the actual issueIf it were even possible to remove islam from the uk, by the time you achieved it there would be no whites left here
>>224999714err no i wasn't saying that. > islam isn't the problemits a problem among many
>>224999748sup x
>>224999634s
>>224999759>you're not arsed whatsoever about the overwhelming government and corporate surveillance on every streetyes i am
>>224999701remember when you used to post the wavy lines and the two ovals?
>>224999128my manger is always necking fizzy drinks the fat cow
>>224999765But if israel is our enemy, and muslims are their enemy, then muslims are our friend, you literally just said that
having a cheadlesque morning
>>224999763I agree, not shylocking. Ethnic priority is the baseline, but I was being semi-realistic.
>>224999680FOY
>>224999785
>>224999785no i didnt
I love trannies
>>224999766oh he peeking
people don't walk anymore. i had to walk 15 minutes from a restaurant to my house the other day and people were asking if i wanted a lift like i was about to go to Mordor
>>224999776yeah x
Diego wearing pink on Wednesday
>>224999796Looks like that slithery cunt from Monsters Inc.
curious how we have some sort of "news cycle" here where one autistic mong will spend 48 hours reposting the same 4-5 screenshots, then move onto a new set of screenshots.so if you come on /brit/ once every two days you don't really miss anything
>>224999796>Silverman>Show biography?I can assure you there's no need
NEW BELLULARhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w-bc0F6Fcchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w-bc0F6Fcchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w-bc0F6Fcc
>>224999602horrible little biomass squad
>>224999818hes tole this from mefwabvtaWTF?
I'm a gay nigga and I take that sausage
>>224999818why are white people so good at slur inventions?
latrinas is certainly accusative
Fine jannyFINEI'll stop
>>224999837we're creative and imaginative. rest of the world seems to have extremely rigid and dull thinking
haha xitter screenshot
>>224999832deegz wtf mate
>>224999837what you mean cracka? we good at coming up with zingers like honky too you lil peckerwood
I have never seen a vagina in real life.
>>224999876Yank raped mind
>>224999837invented civilization didnt we
>>224999882you're not missing much. they don't often look great
>>224999846must be a declension noun
>>224999883congratulations, you're the dumbest person on the internet
>>224999892What do you expect them to look likeWhat would you like to see between a girls legs
>>224999888subscription box bustling with goodies x
nth for the holodem
>>224999898where do the legs go
>>224999898
>>224999896*first-declension noun
>>224999912we eatin gud x
>>224999897Obviously untrue
>>224999909i'd like to see a lovely succulent cock
>>224999916https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9sb87e-IVM
>>224999898Haven't had an original flavour Monster for yonks. Might have to go to the shop this weekend and get one. For old times sake.
>>224999926where have you been then? what happened to shell perks and ciroc vodka
women shouldn't be allowed to breed
>>224999796The Telegraph and Spectator are the designated cvcky papers now.I read about that tech company who disbanded their HR department and fired all their HR staff and lo and behold it was the Telegraph who put out a piece from one of their foids defending HR and why we need them
>>224999941ever tried having sex?
>>224999941*bread
With jews you lose
>>224999933unfortunately this is facts
>>224999892patronising normie SCUM
all moved to england instead i suspect. less chance of being burned alive
boiled eggs in my tesco meal deal egg pot were a bit wrinkled :(
>>224999808dont get it>>224999874not me my G
>Noah Woods left playground through gap in fence, inquest hearsjason bourne type shit
>>224999973that's cwaaazy because they love they immigrants and have opened they borders up
>>224999971you seem so nice, i can't believe you've never seen a vagina irl
>>224999999Your life is over. You’re no longer 21. That’s it. You should have done better. You should have started earlier, worked harder, taken more chances, built something, become someone. Other people were moving forward while you were wasting time, and now the years you thought you had ahead of you are already behind you. You can’t get them back. You can’t go back and become the person you were supposed to be. The opportunities you ignored, the experiences you missed, the person you could have become, they’re gone. You’re older now, and the world has moved on without waiting for you. There is no reset button, no magical second beginning, no way to undo the years you wasted. You should have been fitter, richer, smarter, more accomplished, more interesting, more alive. You should have done more. But you didn’t. And now you have to live with that.
>>224999990got the tuna sushi as my snack item, no complaints here
>>224999996could crush you like an insect
>>225000002ok thanks tilde
sir get digits
>>225000019you'll do nothing
sir miss digits
>>225000002https://youtu.be/quo0c_oMMtIyour digits were wasted
he was begging it
ROLLING!!!!!!!!
>>225000050is this show actually good or is it just a 'literally me' power fantasy for guys with no friends
>>224999933>>224999965honestly surely every straight man admits that cocks look better and are less disgusting than vaginaslike ideally a girl would have a smaller cock that like opens up outside herself into you, a bit like in avatarrather than some disgusting internal hole
>>225000059Do you post in any other thread ziedy?
This was my favouritest /brit/ ever. Not sure how we top this one.
love love LOVE speed
>>225000079son
genuinely like the look of vaginasnot all of them, some are better looking than others and some are quite grim
>>225000088im not ziedy
>>225000079i agree to be honest. not gay btw
>>225000103the truthturns out everyone is bent in here
>>225000090
>>225000090>>225000090>>225000090
>>225000078I watched the first season and can tell you it's not worth watching. The best way I can describe it is if some random bald aussie man watched Fargo or some other crime farce and said "hey you know what I could write that... but in australia". Then he cast himself in the main role. When you're watching it you keep waiting for the penny to drop, for something interesting to happen, and it never does.
>>225000078lil zoomer asking for the general consensus instead of discovering if he likes something
>>225000079i agree that cocks look better than fannies but idk what weird Alien shit you went off on at the end
how do you know if you have a predisposition to psychosis
>>224999916こいつ天才か!?
>>225000140She's streaming VAL 3 days in a row during debut week(yes)
